Retro '80s Text-Menu! THE CHRIS DANCE!

• Charlotte designed this picture of my little stingray.
• Dolphin-Blow.AVI -- download it just so you can have a file called that.
• A good question.
• A picture of Blair in court, for the CZers.
• Charlotte and I went to Baltimore last week and met Tom Jones.
• And we saw another astro-man. I'm too lazy to look up who that is.
• Some guy from Babylon 5 signed a picture for me. But he's not just some guy from Babylon 5. He's also the evil theater teacher who seduced Kelly on 90210.
• Privateer Bargirl: to borrow Forstchen's expression, check out *those* mass-drivers.
• Paladin -- in Super Wing Commander... because he has an eyepatch, just like me. Actually I lost my eye patch. I think it's in the closet.
• I find Chelsea Clinton very attractive.
• The first picture from the new WingNuts, which I'll probably never finish.
• I made Charlotte a corporate logo, just like mine. Except hers has flying vegetables.
• Joe and Paula and I went to Walmart at 11 PM, and I bought an UNDERWATER PLAYEST, and I got hit on by a flight attendent.
• My most prized posession is Kerri-Lee in a frame.
• Finding a picture of Lisa from Prophecy was haaaaard. So here it is.
• Charlotte and I learned to use PSP's l33t filters: Cpl_Hades of the future!
• Triphammer (like the Foehammer, but trippy) and I decided to become cheerleaders -- here's my application.
• I took a picture of the sunset, because I'm so romantic. Also, because it looks like a weird beam thing coming from the sky. And I took it from a car because I wanted to see how my camera worked from a car.
• I'm in Wing Commander IV!
• I was going to make a comic strip where I'm talking to Delance about how he'd make a good sacrafice to the pirate God XYLOR, because I wanted to draw a picture of the pirate God XYLOR -- but I ended up just doing some concept art of Delance and me.
• NEW: It's finally official!
• NEW: Since Triphammer linked me from his site, here's a picture of him from our wedding.
• NEW: And here's where we spent our honeymoon -- on the Metro!
• NEW: A sinister sort of evil.
• NEW: I'll never, ever forget this bagel sandwhich.
• NEW: When they were rebuilding MC (after the great MC-quake), I took this picture because it looked like there was an ice-cream treat stuck in the wall. Taste-tests proved otherwise.
• NEW: Mike fails to fool a kitten.
• NEW: My brothers and I consider the compelling argument of a little kid.
• Since the #W-C propoganda department doesn't allow pictures, here I am dressed as Eagle-1.
• A picture I took of a mobile for art. Fish!
• I went to Busch Gardens with Samcat a long time ago, and took this picture of a ride for Hadrian.
• Has man created anything cooler than Lego Soccer? I think not.
• It's official!
• I absolutely loved the wrecked bus on the way to MC. But they took it away, eventually.
• Another picture of the bus.
• In an effort to combat the evil Lanced.Net, the CIC used a monkey. And we won!
• In Towson, I found an orange cone graveyard!
• Lisa looks on at the orange cones.
• One of the many reasons I'm banned from the zoo.
• Waffle Experiment: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6.
• Bob Dylan 8X CD covers: front, back.
• For the superbowl, Gavin and I made a delicious football cake. ONE, TWO.
• Now you know what I'm thinking.
• Tesla -- super criminal or regular everyday evil genius?
• My amazing fantastic comic, starring Steve from BluesClues, Kerri-Lee and LOAF.
• In whirls we trust.
• #WingNuts: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5.
• LOAF as Blair... with liquor!
• My saucy choose your own adventure book.
• Too many pictures of Wizzy's Sister.
• Fear the l33t skillz of... THE SPACE PUG.
• One moment of perfect beauty.
• Kerri-Leenks: one, two, three, four, five, six.
• Remember Hot Dog Stand, the best Windows 3.11 color scheme ever? One, two, three.
• LOAF: The Graphic. The original -- and still the best.
• Mini's are like cars, but small. Old, new.
• Hadrian made me some stained glass.
• You, too, can practice coloring this Poliwhirl!
• THE WORLD FAMOUS TWO HEADED DOG!
• This is where I went to school in France, probably.
• I was the only person to take the AGWC Trivia Game 1 ribbons seriously... and I go them all!
• Dan Sumner is one SCARY SON OF A BITCH.
• Walruses? Walrii? Kill 'em all!
• Lisa and the Giant Squid. Two of my very favorite things (not pictured: kittens and string).
• Frosty made this Marsha logo for me. It's very tangy.