Ishe. I dunno, less than one, really. 12! 17 3... that's a number I know well... 3 killed my family... I've yet to gain revenge... The day I have $129 is the day I buy 129 copies of the Armada hintbook 126 sectors... thats how many there are. Yeah... ace loaned me money when I had to have that sex change operation... I had the most wonderfull dream... Chris could moderate agwc and he banned Deli... Hey, the agwc page has the rare honor of being at the bottom of my bookmarks! which means that its the place I'll go most. Hey... at the agwc trivia game... the only thing that counts are your stats... fantacising about Akk again? AKK! I'm naked! I had to break your fragile disillusions, but Akkbar is as much as a loser as LOAF, or possibly even that one guy who actually bought the whole Zima idea... Hehehehhe. Akk wouldn't see secret stuff if he couldn't hit secret stuff to secret peolle with his secret eyes closed. Yes... all hail loaf... by the way, I'm the alternative universe LOAF... - 12The Alternate Book of LOAF No, Battle Day is something strange. I want to be part of BATTLE DAY. BATTLE DAY! Kick ass! What do we do? Hey, when you're all powerfull, all you can do is beat the out of the weaker guys. Ben Lesnick... one hell of a guy... Best 2 dollars I spent today. the best of the best of the best... Beta than me? I'm VHS than you! They could, but they don't... we can't, and we don't... Blair could have been and was, etc etc. Oh hey, 6th WC1 squadron - Blue Angels . Wow, that's bookable... The book of LOAF? No... the Book of LOAF is a holy text, and exists in a set form... The Book of LOAF is a holy book based on what LOAF, who art ChrisReid, sees as true... no wait, its just a bunch of cool stuff I said. The book of LOAF is a step on the path to wisdom, aka wise-ness, which can be atained only if you are pure of heart, or are Chris "Stalker" Reid... I don't control the book of loaf. It's just a thing... made of my wisdom... I am but a conduit for the information possesed in the book... for the actual book, one must journy to Crid... the book of LOAF is indeed wise... but is indeed wisdom enough to trepase... people who know what 'trespase' mean? Hehehe... keep kicking ass with the book of LOAF. Quit screwing the book of LOAF... because if you don't, the book of loaf will screw you. bingo. It's time to all think about the true meaning of Christmas... the birth of Santa Oooh, Brain... want to join the LOAFCrid collective? Brain... I've been your squadron commander for a long hour, and I've never known you to do anything rash... but this is rash, and I'm knowing you to do it... I brought a goat. The 12Book of LOAF 4Deluxe Edition is available direct from ChrisReid, for the modest price of $ 99.99 We should charge people to visit the channel. Chrid. Hehehehe... suuure, Chris is at the top;) Hey Chris, why did you ban sex? Crid dissipated:O I think that Chris can do anything he wants... Chris gathers things in the mail. Chris is a professional movie reviewer and purveyer of fine suits... don't ask me to define, or even spell correctly, purveyer... its... a status symbol... It'd make ChrisReid feel good. No. lets hold a funeral for Chris Alas poor Chris... we knew him well... We are gathered here today to pay our final respects to Christopher "R" eid. Chris was a man who at all times posted to agwc a lot hard and posted to agwc fast... but he was more... this 'man'... will be missed. Chris! Chris Reid! We've prepaired for that eventuallity -- Chris has purchased a group of mercenaries. ChrisReid is the one Hey Chris, sudden realization, you kick ass. Chris looks like the guy from Wonder Years. Chris Reid's getting married Of cource you are, my Chris Reid fan club has been operational for a year, and we're the only officially recongnized Chris Reid group.... As in "ChrisReid you, you ChrisReiding son of a blank..." Well, it was about the same time as ChrisReid became a verb... Hehehe, but you thought ChrisReid had a sexy voice... Well, the sad and classified truth is that I am LOAF... But I was *CLOSE*. Now, put on a jacket, because it's very cold outside the channel... If I had actually used the swear, that could be in the book of LOAF... maybe it can anyway... crayfish suck CRID stuff is GRID stuff... Hehehe, we have rabbits all over the place here. And deer... and woodchuckses... and stuff... * LOAF dances Damnit, I want a pretzel... Damn. Wait... tommorow... tommorow... "I stand beween the darkness and the light.." Hmmm, lets do the quotes about deathlok from the Book of LOAF the next time lok is here... What? How did I do that? I didn't use one, but it's nice to know its in my house somewhere. Do him, Chris. Do him, Byydo. Chris took him first, I got some... No need to get physical... DO WHAT? OKay, Dund, yer on my people who kick ass list. e! I'm off to eat stuff. Awww, I knew that one would end up there Oooh... yeah... eventually... but not now. Wow, everything goes in that dashed thing... Ahhh, that isn't the real book of LOAF. are you like a female David Downing? But every time you call Casey Casey, a ferret dies... Oh, thats just a myth, LOAF doesn't know anything. He's more of a figurehead. LOAF finish WCP! . okay, you'll have to fix some internal stuff, prolly. but we'll se. Flame Him ! Food, drink, merry... damnit, there's only one food thing left, and it's mine... I'm gonna go get... a foot thing... brb Those who seek to thrill the fringes of something... Chris' Future Bandit LOAFers of America I presume... G'bye, in a few. get the golden dagger. I *KNEW* I shouldn't have given Akkbar more than half of my brain:/ For the glory of Sivar! Yer going to LOAF? Look, I'm experienced I know it looks easy when I do it... but its taken years of training... yes, good Chrid, take care of that for me.! Yeh! Go Tre! I'll see you all in... the great dark... Creidings? Helloaf? these are the things I say... hace, trello, hyydo, creidings, helloaf, hey bear... wait... Grmdash. Haha. HAHAHAHA. No. I'll eat a ham sandwich every day of my life. Hehehe, I hate wearing clothes... hearts, yes, for those of us with more than one... but chances are that if you've got more than one heart you've got some screwy genetic problem that doesn't just affect your hearts, if you know what I mean... Haha... I'm sorry... LOL... hahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha... hahahahahahaha... oh, hahahaha. He has a machine... a wonderfull machine... Hey, I think I have the right to have sex in #WingNut... I dunno, you have to be me... and Chris... Hehehe. Hehehehe. Hehehehehe. Hehehehhehe. Hehehehehehe. Heheheheheehe. Hehehehehehehe. Hehehehehehehehe. Is he seeing anybody? He's just sooo cute... no wait, that's the opposite of right... forget I said that He is so god... Hey. Yeah, well I made it to h'hrass... There are just endless things you can say about H'hrass... Hoo-yah. Hoorah.! hehe, the only reason I ever got to hotels is in an attempt to find Crystal Clear Pepsi... Howdy gents. I dunno, hundreds? plus, he funded my secret iceburg project... Hehehe, if only you knew... All the important people got the book. ...and I'm a wonderful man! Paladin is a wonderful man, just like me... Hmmm... ya know... if you were to look inside my head... you'd find something like this... "Thanks to our limited intelligence we now know that the enemey are here..." it was me. Or I'll eat your skin. I didn't have any problems. And I'm magic... Damnit, I'm number 8. I'm scared... Oh, well I'm like tinkerbell... I can talk entirely in book quotes now, too I exist... if children everywhere believe in me, I can still exist... but at least I have priorities. or something. You see.. I may hold the eggs... but he, he holds the basket... Heyyy, I know crap when it comes to WC. Mental Note: I suck. * LOAF jumps! Oh good, he's kicking our friends arse too? That kicks arse. it kicks, as they say, ass. Buncha freaks. I'll kill you all. well you know, in theory * LOAF pours a glass of Landreich beer for ChrisReid, so as to show off his knowledge of WC alchohol. like kittens? Yeah... like the newspapers... they never stop... except when there isn't any news... * [LOAF] bites Warrior Theres a LOAf convention tommorow? * LOAF denies any action to further this cause... LOAF does *NOT* feel people. loaf don't know what loaf don't know what loaf don't know... LOAF est LOAF Chris! Did you do the test? Are you... we... going to have a baby? No. LOAF is ChrisReid LOAF is ChrisReid * LOAF is ChrisReid, ChrisReid is LOAF LOAF is ChrisReid... therefore ChrisReid is Nacho... LOAF is Chris... Chris is LOAF.. "Ex LOAF, ex LOAF" is my moto... You just don't say cool and witty things like I do... . * LOAF shakes * LOAF sings LOAF tells everybody everything. ::LOAF will always be with you...:: LOAF can do whatefver he wants: he's a wonderful man. LOAFs words shall be echo'd by the mighty crid... Hey, I've loafed more kats than you'll ever run away from... And hey, LOAFia sounds pretty cool... Woo hoo! And thus the lord doth prescribeth... LOAF is lots of fun. Lots of fun. I love number 4! Macabee... I've been there... pirates, right? I think I was smuggling brilliance or something... mail=darkness I may have it . Me. MEDALS!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god, you do that note to self thing too. Yeah, I bought a metal rod. Midnight is Kelvin. Kelvin is an ally of ChrisReid, ChrisReid is LOAF. That mission is a . "He's more ChrisReid than he is Trelane now..." Mmm... Mmmm, female Wizzy... Mmm, covert Nacho. Mmm, great... Mmmmm, Roulette Mmmm, fun, I get to yell at some people at the ng. Muchas Gatos Oh my god, its like I've spilled mud all over myself and I can't wash if out. Hehehehe, but if you join a group of murders, and help the kill people, aren't you still a murderer, even if you didn't do it on purpose? No damnit, he's my Chris... you can't have any... ...unless... you bring the skittles... I will tell you the same thing my dad told me for this situation... Oh my god... Oh wow, yer in my squadron now, C777. Nacho is CovertLOAF. Yes... Nacho... TO THE EXTREME. P2 had some naked woman. brb guys, need a drink. 40cc's Neo Scalpalamine... soo, hey, Chris... how do entries get added, anyway? No. Oh, I have no clue. hehehe, we're WC fans, women will use any excuse possible to get away from us. no human... but what about a loafspawn? there is no irreparable incontinuuity. there is no irreparable incontinuuity. go to #WingNut DAMNIT, I'LL HAVE NO LAZYNESS IN MY UNIT! Heyyy, the book of loaf doesn't have 23 chapters yet. That's not my quote. LOAF does *NOT* spread peace and wisdom... You are *NOT* my arch nemesis. and I'm not an easy guy... Numbers aren't just fun and games Falc... numbers KILL... and KILL is forever... null G bomblets? O'LOAF... that's my family name... Only Chrid can make up LOAF quotes. Only members of the ChrisReid fan club get to know. Oooh! Was it two people getting down with a monkey? People suck. I like her pixel ass HAHAHA, Chris, your post kicks ass. Hehehe, the price of eternal vigilance is free time... Hehe, forget water, my family seems to have bought enough pringles to last from now till the battle of Terra... Hey, that can go in the book. Hey Crid, put that in the book of LOAF That goes in the book of LOAF, damnit. good question. When nickerv goes on vacation, rabbits die... First it was radioactive metal, now cootie shots, when does it end? Early retirement my arse. I know how to operate an airlock... As I predicted, the savior hath returnethized... "... and rotted flesh shall be our fare..." Quit ruining my buzz. Sac. Hehe... sac. hehehe sac Hahahahaahha. Sac, get it. Sac is funny, 'cause its, you know... saccy... and I don't remember why I said it... So it is said, so it is done... Hahahahahaha, did Warrior *JUST* realize that Santa Clause wasn't real...? Damnit, you people scared away deathlok, JUST SHUT UP.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and... I'm ready to rip out my hair and scream naked I feel so self reassured. No, the Shadow knows... yeah, I'd share a room with like you guys Hmmm, I prolly shouldn't have said that... OH SHUT UP WARRIOR. You don't know anything about Pez, don' get involved. Hey, no, I get sleazy women in my system. Hehehehe. Yeah, we get lots of snow. If yer not part of the solution, you're part of the problem... and that's what your club is. ...and so I says to ChrisReid, ChrisReid I says... Okay... I've stopped laughing. What a strange fellow. I'm stupid yet funny. I survived a war which killed 9.5 trillion people. the world is not coming to an end. Ta-da. Every time I talk, it seems like I'm talking against the book... I dunno, I talk to myself a lot. Welll THANK YOU mister invincible... That's the one... 'its funny, bacause there's a 'th'...th's are always funny' that's what they all say. Today is... uhm... monday... Tre! You Kiss Ass! Damnit, Tre, you're one sick bastard. Count me in! LOAF use verbs! * LOAF sits back, listens gazes at the beautiful women, and listens to the music... I was waiting for you to do that. I'm gonna take a walk. BBS. Nothing clears the head like a walk in the rain... Numbers? You want numbers? Here's a simple number, three more carriers at Vukar. The difference between your son dying in combat and feasting with us today... I want to fight... I want to shed my blood in honor, and sheath my talons on the crimson shores, or something... I've always wanted to be fanatical. I figure I can start a cult or something. That's Warrior, our resident nay sayer... probably writing a letter to Senator Day as we speak... damnit, I am OUT. I'm tired of not being appreciated. I'm hooked up to a WCIV. WCP had some great character build up... unfortunately they killed off *both* characters they built up. Wing Commander It's a computer game/way of life. and then we'd have it all. We're the same person... you could be one of us... as for what *my* LOAF means... it's a secret. What the hell? What was *THAT*? 2 pounds of meat? who's gonna eat it ? Wiz is strangely suddenly pro-Bort woodchuckses would be like a male version of Wizzy's sister, I'd suppose... Oh hey, my family now owns a hampster named Wizzy... It must be a Wizzy thing. I like to eat wood chips right from the bag... That's a word I don't know. hehe, good thing you're in the word invention buisiness, or I'd flame you for that. Prophecy is a worthy successor to Wing Commander 4 I... wouldn't know anything about that yeah. Yeap. YES. You are cute:P You'd know So, you don't suck... Hmmm, naer has there been a more appropriate time to say "you want some?' Your first mistake is disagreeing with LOAF. Whatever you do on your own time... Yer a LOAF of nothing, sicko. Send a check or money order to P/O box 119329 ChrisReid Way, Crid CT Cause whoever lives at 119329 ChrisReid ]Way, Crid CT NEEDS YOUR MONEY. "You don't get paid to think, mister. You get paid to fly" Hey Chris, you've sent me a lot of kickass mail, but the mail you sent me today was the kick assiest of 'em all... wow Byyd isn't up in his Crivia... death. Que va la guerre? I don't know how The Book of LOAF got started... but one day... I got up... and Chris was quoting me as though I was a religious figure or popular general... #everybody loves number signs... Yeah, drowned out... Ben, whos sister Chris Reid was recently arranged to be married to Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, is known for his incredible sense of smell, which he often uses to aide the police in their amazing manhunts... There'd be me... and I'd buy you a drink... Well, I figure we could hit stuff with it.. You're an idiot. Ackh that bio was actually written in the future... 7 years from now... Mmm, dash, no spam for me. I dunno... I'd guess random people...' Speaking of which, during my little rest I found a huge piece of wood, I think we can use it in our war of the future... but I come and go at will. Reflections. ChrisReidisms. Pr0n. For the future... 4Red,like the fires of hell, whence Akk shall go for his sucking Thatfeelsbetter rest, must rest, brb Quelle logic: "Hey! Lets put out a demo of our game that sucks, so people will say 'hey, this sucks! lets buy the real thing to see if it doesn't suck!'". Ahhh... On Both Your Houses :O and they both start with De... and have n's... Oooh, kickass Raptor post. We're all united in our hatred against stupid tunnel games. I don't get whats so exciting about Descent anyway. damndamndamn. better post something about that... Yeah yeah yeah, darkness, light, candle, stars, grey, whatever. Because of that *STUPID* 'Descent RPG' that came out last year;) Oh hey, how long do I have to wait until I can say "My girlfriend broke up with me; if she doesn't want to build robots, that's her problem." and get it put in the book? I stole it from some weirdo who said it a few days ago... I guess it's time to admit I have a problem... Hmmm, odd that you should mention that, because I originally wrote 'falls upon death cars' and realized that I had no idea why I had written that. Thank god, I thought you were dead. Oh, give me one, I'll make it some little cut out clothes and carry it around whispering to it... people will think I've finally gotten a life! Writing a response to that silly Midnight vs You thread. Hmmm, CRCH is full of threats... Oh my GOD! Who would do something like that?!?!?! Its sick.. perverse... horrifying... Wow, that works... Hey Chris, do number 20 Look! An evil arrives, and I'm the ONLY ONE READ Y No... there will be greater evils... Akk is more a servant of evil than he is an actual evil himself.. The Plan has failed! They'll be like, "hey, what's that?" and I'll be like "Oh, its Chris" and they'll be like "Oh, you finally did something about him!" because there's this annoying Chris who follows me around, and if you worship me, you have a problem unless you have my book, which he does not... I bought a suit yesterday Howdy gents if you'll excuse me... Ehhy, I'm in disguise tonight Anyways, I've decided to invent a lovable robot comrade for myself, and I'll call him Bill-E... Bill-E and I will exchange witticisms... he'll be like "I want to be human!" and I'll be like "Human like a metal box!" We'll, ah, usually be funnier than that... and we'll also solve crime... but the other cops won't like him, because neither of us is really a police officer and one of us is a robot... and some guy 'll call him an android and he'll get into this fight because he's not, he's just a robot... I went to the doctors too, so I couldn't see when I bought the suit basically I'm just going over the 13Things To Come... Hehe, if there was a BoCrid, that'd be in it... but there's not, so shut up. well, bed. Capybara Chris Cunning Chris Cool Chris Cowboy Chris Canadian Chris Crown Prince Chris Cell-mate Chris Cell-Phone Chris Grammy Award Winning Chris My god... You sound like Hawk Shagalicious? Just the sort of thing I'd expect Nut-Boy to say... well, at least the sort of thing I'd expect Nut-Boy to say before I found out his nick wasn't really an obscure sexual metaphor:/ dash... Thus, I return But I mean, now that you've practically admitted it... Indeed I am... we'll need the large empty text file of loaf... Ahhh... but you'll watch it when they start the cycle again, right? Yahtzee, is of course, one of those stupid 'run abouts' on Deep Space 9, right? Hmmm, and it makes my color thing happen... It's like having a conversation... with myself! Like eating an apple, in a mirror Oh, Chris, I said something cool at agwc this morning, I'd like you to add it to the book... With god as my witness, I swear that ChrisReid will never go idle again! You know, listening to Akkbar has lead many a fool to his grave, and.. foolettes to their... uhm... gravettes... Sometimes I call people at school Chris... Okay... anway... it's time to get serious. Serious: time with LOAF Anyway, Crid, you're the worlds perfect man... so... why don't you watch Bablyon 5? usually it's their name, though... I eagerly await them, for one may contain the secret by which I might travel to the lost city of gold... OH YES! That's the best news I've had all day... Aye lad, but place your loafs before your akks, or ye shalt find trouble. If public embarassment was a sport, I'd be number 1... Those two are still there. ChrisReid is going to teach me to fight legends... the nar Reid will kill you, after I hang you by your toes. Two... letter... acronyms... mean... nothing... to... anyone. Anyway, I got a reply from Maniac's dad... and when Byydo is away, all hell breaks loose... in an amusing/comical manner, of cource... Que the fancy music, because ChrisReid is back, and to a lesser extent because I like fancy music... Kickin! In the whole of history there was never such a man as Crid... Grab a few of the true fans... You guys want 'em? That rules. Hehe, dashed rough... but we all make due... and hey, now we have Priv Online to look forward to... (even if it does come from a soulless corporation. Plus, we're setting up a puppet government... We've made exciting replicas of Bearcat and ace, and plan to use them... Did you know Pain travels at a rate of 350 feet per second though you body? A shark's heart will beat for hours if it is removed from the shark? And mosquitoes have killed more people than all the wars on the planet combined? If that's not a threat, I haven't been threatenened. of cource, it will be a cold day in hell... Yeah... but of cource they would... Maybe we could call 'em Lesnick's Loafers... Woo hoo! Don't cause a distraction that doesn't involve my wit and wisdom, Vin... "Christopher... wake up Christopher. You're a Blair son, and you have no right to waste a life it took so many to create..." tryin #Wing-Commander Real people aren't named Mento... just the comically fictional... Hmmm, in celebration of Cridmas, I'll make ChrisReid my Win95 backround... Its an unofficial Crid page... Now, I'm going to go see if Chris Reid's Cool Homepage has been updated, so brb Yes, I voted no... And the savior returns to feed his people... his people being Byydo and myself Glory be unto the crid... Computer game company with no beta testers, no PR department, no product support... but two, count 'em two castles. Hey Crid, do that thing you do... I should go check on dinner too... Whatcha mean? Liquid would taste better, ChrisReid would run even faster, Skyfox would have a cooler accent... Well, not always the topic, he usually just screws normal things... newsgroup posts, irc chats, small mammals, other men... Hmmm... I can beat that... uhm... I was born without a roof to the back of my mouth! Dash, what's wrong with me, I feel really strange... like 12 Yeah! Lets kick some class... passing the book of LOAF is like passing a kidey stone... not something you ever want to do... Hey Chris, in the war of quotes at the NG, I remind you that you have at your disposal 12The Book of LOAF, and 12The Spillover from the Book of LOAF... of cource, you can credit me as Dr. Howard Stang... Hmm... I wish I had a single organized word group I could use, either that or I wish I was the member/head of an organized crime group in which I got to wear a striped suit and tie... Crid 12832 84th Ave S Seattle, WA 98178 Good idea. fortuitously? * LOAF crosses his arms and laughs, staring out of the... thing... Yepper C777 and TheKurgan are looking. TheKurgan is a psycho, yes, but he's a Pro-Crid Psycho... and C777 is as harmless as a kittens stalking a defensless baby mouse without legs... Heheheh... I wonder if I have a cat... IamtheverymodelofamodernmajorGeneral... You got to dissect a squid? Lucky son of a kat... I've always wanted to have a coma... CRID!!!!!!!!!!!! merci dieu... What's 5this color in html? No, something even more insightfull. Dash, Chris gave it away. No... I fear that the plan has failed... for look around you... who among is was prepaired? The darkness has arrived! and we didn't fight back! We weren't _away! excellent the triple X's are for XXX! Crid! Reference The Book of LOAF, subject 'light'... perhaps he will return again in 1000 years... Eeexxxcellent... I'm not a laser! Interesting, but could you have used the word sustain instead of feed? And So I Return ASIR Dude, me too... No, this is some sort of freakish CridPun... No, I refuse to accept that... AHhh, when will the world learn that giant robots suck ass? Yeah... anyway, Tre, since you had something to do with LOAF the movie probably, I want you to work on LOAF the soundtrack... That's a kind of truck, right? Hehehe, you know, for people you don't know who invite like the entire class to their birthday... Eck, there's a hole in my mind... Kickin, Chris is back. My parents only let me buy cheap squirt guns when I was younger:/ Thought super soakers were a waste of money:/ To top it all off, we always got my moronic loser friends supersoakers:/ So now... at an age when I would benefit from having some sort of weapon, I'm left only with broken red things:/ I bought a suit yesterday... that was sort of like tux shopping... No matter what the cost, The Plan must go through... Not a problem... with malnutriented individuals like Brain walking around without aways on their nicks, the world is heading for a firey hellish doom anyway... Dash, well if you see one, tranquilize him so as that I might do tests... datcha I don't think Freud could explain loaf... but let me give it a shot. loaf is LOAF spelled with lower case letters... Heh, it's spelled malnutrified, silly. do you see Delance there? Therein, Delance has not yet arrived and is thus 'coming'... It's a mathematical certainty. When X <> Delance then Delance = coming. when X = Delance then Delance = here... That might be a good way to prepare... No... they shouldn't be warned... they'd ruin our plan... Yeah, we'll use 'ordinary' notebook paper to create an armada of flying vessels... then we'll throw them, and the rain will melt them... Hmmm, yes... we all have to be ready, for the coming darkness... Better than admiring my you know what... that being my list of characters in the WCIII novel... because I don't have one... Yes, but I spelled it to, and that lead to better things... That which is (4Crid) Hmmmm... if Nut Boy was his name... "NotBoy" would be a good nickname for him... especially if he was like a woman... Afterall, it's not about who posts the most messages... major. Spatchk, they're all major, and I've finally used the word spatchk in a sentance, BOL it... Heyy, yer not fooling me with that full name trick... Nutting... which is of cource the process by which one nuts... Nuttin, which is of cource the process by which one nuts... Nuttin. thats freaky Then wagner it is my school store is a little hole in the wall that makes a million dollars selling candy and drinks at incredibly high prices... Pastel M&Ms? Dash... the school store wherence I work doesn't get anything like pastel M&M's:/ True... lets go h'hrass that mIRC frok... Which is of co... well, you know. Which leads me to an interesting true story, which isn't as interesting as it is false... I actually said that to Byydo earlier when you weren't here... As I was saying, get on your bathing suit, cause we're doing trivia. Well, I was thinking, we could feed them to our mules, so as to produce an excellent fertilizer for resale... Aaaanyway... oh hace, sop me will you? erm aop conversly the 70s will never die either, if people keep buying lava lamps... the sick thing is that you typed that out... Spam to agwc3! Spam to agwc3! Akk, do you recognize that I'm the very model of a modern major general and know everything? Eck, I'm all hyped up Some day Byyd... I'll be out there with you all... some day next week... oh, that'll be the day... Mmmm, clear. *the* novels? Hoo-proverbally-yah. Can I post something to the NG? What'd ya do?. Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd rather be frozen for like 200 years and awaken in the incredible world of tommorow... Wow, it's the Kurgan... now all we need is Delance, Midnight, death, Warrior and some others and we can all die together... #Wing-Commander wishes Chris "Stalker" Reid a happy birthday, he'll be 78 in a.g.wc years as of tommorow... Eag... didn't make it back... erm... what we got back... didn't live long... erm... basically I just like saying erm It's for a school project. Except I don't go to school... Was there ever any doubt. ? Crid, reference The Book of LOAF, subject: 'long'. Actually, lets pool our money and travel to the future, that way we'd be able to marvel at the futuristic super computers at affordable price before the amazing time police stop our amusing antics using their freeze-rays... Damn... that's like owning one of those machines they have at fast food restaurants that makes drinks but not being able to use it because its against your religion to ingest water... Doesn't this conflict with your theory about Tolwyn and ChrisReid? Where can I get worms? Hmmm, Delance is getting his Lance kicked at the newsgroup and it isn't even by us... Delance has a thing for one of the spice girls...(G) Anyway, this is interesting, I have to put it in the FAQ. His star is rising... someday he will beat Brain... and then he'll come to us... and say those time honour words... "I have 120 dollars, and I don't know what to do. Should I take 30 with me tommorow?" and he shalt not say them once, and he shalt not say them twice... nor shall he say them thrice or quice, beith quice a wordlet or noteth... for he shall say them overth and over Yes, I want a date with Crid, but first I need to go over the dates on some log entrys. Chris could do that. I could start a profitable religion. Hehehe, die Warrior! Brain is the XO of Lesnick's Loafers? Dash, hell in a handbasket... Slight bio update! WOW! Talse kay... Oooh, I love this song... You better listen to the man... they don't call him the man for nothing... I'll tell you want you crid, what you really really crid... Hey, of cource Crabs are my thing, baby... I need more trivial news. I minored in BS... If by 'helmets' you mean 'asses', then no, we do not sit on our helmets... it's possible to go faster than the speed of light... therein, it's also possible to get a wc helmet or flight suit... Uhm... planet hollywood in... LA... has a WC flight suit... you can steal it... although, the term 'snowballs chance in hell' applies to both situations. Uhm, it won't be updated until Akk gets off his ass, drops by here and decides to change all the [LOAF]'s to [Akkbar] before posting... Hey, I don't make the rules, I just observe them... well, I did make this rule, but... Anyway, me, Byyd and ace can call him Crid... if Dund does it, Crid has to kill him If Chris beat up certain people who called him Crid. Then I could put "LOAF is certainly one of only three people in #Wing-Commander who can call Senator Reid Crid to his face" in my bio... I mean... isn't it obvious that they'd have some type of ship to navigate the treacherous lava canals at the center of the earth? While they've probably adapted to live in the intense heat of the Earth's molten core, lava is lava and it'll melt a moleman as easily as it would you or I... Make a false-Chris... it's so morally right... Yeah, I'm a Vorloaf... We are? Damn, I'd better get my Thunderbolt prepped... Oooooh... yeah, Crids mission... I thought maybe I'd do it myself... make somebody up at school... No more having to listen to that annoying Chris Reid... Of cource... he has about 140 dollars left... and he's considering taking 40 dollars with him to Babbages... but he's not sure... So who here posts to alt.games.wing-commander? Any trivia players? ...and death itself shall pour fourth... At least you can get a clear pattern of superiority... Well... aren't we all stuck in the huge dome of life? I'll hold down the megafortress... Akk is playing with himself... How does it go on? gatos Yeah, well, they're just little crustaceans, so you don't notice... darn, I was hoping you lived underground and could summon an armada of mole people to fight in my holy war against frozen water... oh well, maybe next time. Yeah yeah yeah, damned agwcers, always stoned... Oh, crid off you cridding cridder... I smell like change. Hmmm... that can be my professional moto... "Bandit LOAF: Turning your name into an offensive comment" Oh Crid, thats so trivial. Hmm, crid can be a really kick ass swear... Oh, crid, we're all going to die... KILRATHI FRICKING SHIPS. 'list everything tolwyn has ever said'? I'm happy happy joyous and stuff. No... King L rules LOAF... So what's on the trivia roster for tonight? I thought I was your op, honey... Yer in one of those pictures? Are you the fat guy in the middle? well, I'm going to go "play" some "quake"... In sort of an anti-matter way... Oh crap Crid, why the crap do you have to go around crapping out that crappy word? * LOAF is waiting for bagels to arrive I am the very model of a modern major general... how's the rest of the song go? And so it begins... "Just because I'm not out there on the line every day risking my ass doesn't mean I'm not fighting just as hard as you are..." * LOAF glares at Crid Oh my gosh, Brain knows the Men Of Tree Slugs... covert-LOAF. * LOAF_Quake is waiting for Pizza Speaking of the various addons available, here's ChrisReid... (musn't... face the fact that I own Winnie the Pooh Learns to Read... 6:30 In the dark, all kittens are gray... and thus you can squash them and blame your callous nature on they're supposed 'invisibility'... I've been dying off at around 11 recently... Speaking of sisters, MsMoo! Then it is done... and like over 18... I guess computer game people have sex with eachother there or something... so we'd actually have to sit outside and harass people we think are with Origin... Oh, Lesnick's Lwordcomingsooners... Defiantly... Oooh, can we do it together? And Crid is like seven... I spelled out seven to make it sound more respectable... Makes water taste better... makes women respect me... makes dogs follow my commands... 3:30 fer you, Crid No, the pamphlet of LOAF is mostly about how we can use the dead to provide needed natural reasources... Yes... Surprises, Cridisms and Pr0n... for the future... Yepp... evil comes in many forms, but it always starts with De and is 8 characters long... Default You must reach an understanding. To understand. Surprises. ChrisReidisms. Pr0n. For the future... I'm not on anything... I know all, I see all, I... okay, I'm not on anything BAD... Swing LOAF... D proverbally ash... No. Yes. That's a new one... I guess I'd better go kill some aliens... bbl It's times like this that I really wish Crid would pop in with some 12Book of LOAF quotes... Chris was born in 1881? I'm sorry, that's just wrong... He looks sort of... like the guy from the wonder years... Hmmm, so Chris is like a mini-you... According to his web page he's just half asian... It can mean whatever I want it to mean. My question was twofold, though... basically, I just said that to use the word twofold in a sentance... We are all LOAF 312?! My god, mine's only like 33... Hehehe, 4 year olds are playing with my 486, and screaming for help every 5 minutes. an edition of mIRC for the book of LOAF... strangely appropriate... Now all we need is just ace, and we can all die together... I guess those are both suspects... in a little game I like to call the game of life... usually I don't say the 'the game of' part, though... Hehehe, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and your intentions right now are *VERY* good. Of cource, mention that I'm a wonderful man... The 'please off and die' one isn't in there, is it ? Hehehehe, good, then you're more intelligent than you look... They have vending machines? There's just something wrong about finding a picture of your mother on the web... Ooooh, I'm not as much sexy as I am French... Awwwww, you really do have the worlds greatest job... Mmm, series I guess I dunno, did you see the movie V? That was kinda funny... Hmmm... well, theres only one person in the universe who'd say great things about me, so I suppose you've been talking to Crid... Mine desken! * LOAF salutes Awww, Chris, if they kick you out of agwc, there's always alt.food.peeps .... If that's not circular logic, I don't know what is... and if I don't know what is, that is circular logic... If you use the Crid principle of name shortening, GO should be Gold... Chris: It was pretty kickin kick assy... Is it a Wizzy thing? Wow, with that dry, cool wit, ChrisReid could be an action hero... Especially when they're like woodchucks, and they explode if you push on them a lot... Nuts to her. Hey... let the record stand... that I am NOT quitting over some pathetic Borton issue. I am quitting because god-all-mighty Akkbar is a moron. I envision this scene... two police officers talking to eachother... Cop1:"So... they call him LOAF?" Cop2:"Because he is?" Cop1:"Because he does." Eerie music plays... Very impressive colonel, but I'm afraid I did some recon work of my own... Hmmm... you want to hear something horribly sickening? Yer a FBLAish guy Crid, how do competitions work ? Merciful god! One of those xxx people is here! Even thrice convicted war criminals? We quashed it. NOTE: LOAF comes! Close all doors immediately and all stations make combat clear! merci dieu, what's the word? Eeee! This isn't like C777, is it? Who FBI's the FBI again? NO! Another dream torn asunder... God I hate it when things get torn asunder... Graet Oh yuck! I've got ChrisReidance all over me... I drank the whole damned cube. And in two days... I get to teach 5th graders about genetics!!!! prolly crid.. minutes become hours... hours become days... You came back! I can stop pretending to be you! Eeee, five bit. Sorry Warrior, it's a different task now... death walks among us... for I walk in the shadow of death... Akkbar is just some loser. bot, hurt Chris "Stalker" Reid Oh good, the book is here... Ever want to strangle yourself but you don't know why? Its been a long day. Ha! Chanserv once again elludes death... Mmm, a place where death exists between Chris and LOAF... I'll hold the fort for you... I'll assume your shape and form...while yer gone. Heheheh, you have a clear grasp on the truth... Speaking of Sexy something or other, its Crid! Oh well, go with Sivar. Like "What happens when you die?" and "What the hell was the deal with that clown movie the sci fi channel always shows?" Hehehe, this is a good time to say something stupid like 'good thing you're on our side!' Lets get some order in here. DIBS! Got dibs. They're scary Actually, I'm not as much scared of clowns as I am of death... of cource, they're interrelated... The LOAF novella was a tacky romance novel that was just retitled... Blair is 44 No, that was about how we need to become a society based less on technology... 70?! are cats shaveable?. It's #WingNut! Home of many many things... HEHEHEHE, just confused Akkbar... Worst than Chris is morely proper. the book fo LOAF holds all... but interpritation is up to the reader... I hereby label the... Delance 2. LOAFest... shower or something. in coordination with Akkbars wife, David 98! You miss nothing you sharp, sharpe guy... normal doritos... I could eat about a million and a half of those, but 3d ones are just like suck times suck times suck.. But alas... Well yes, back then I was much more into una-bombing than I was WC... Yep. And I'm Ben Lesnick, also of the newsgroup. Akkbar=Ackbar=fish. That could go in The Book... Crid, take note. We've all lost friends... but this is war but Chris is more of the reverandy guy... Byydo can be a LOAFist monk... Well... I am a LOAF... and a Bandit (LOAF)... . As commander of your trivia squadron, aww hell, Crid could help more. So whatever I say is right? That kicks some ass... GREAT!!!!!!!! one sex? not without any women in here... WOO HOO! I was always with you. Hmmm, in this freaky made up fantasy I suppose it did. That, and the amazing powers of... uhm... ESP... Never forget... Babelfish Woo hoo WCHSupdated! which is what makes your tragic love story all the more tragic... It's like Titanic, except without the boat... so it's really more like Waterworld... No... not.. '12The Book of LOAF'... you have to be some sort of creature of the light... Cause I'm a firm believer in the Wizcam. night bird! the crobster beat you do it, Hades... Hmmm, that's a badgoodmistake... Of cource... that's always been your way, hasn't it Hades? Getting beaten up by Lobsters... Garcias, what's the name/password? Wizzy, you're as intelligent as your sister is attractive. Awww, we love me too... Ahhh, I'm no Spil-lover... ehhy, anything better? Something I didn't steal from B5? Oh, okay, thats better... Hehehe... I remember back when WOG and WCIII had just came out... Oh, quelle faux-pas... Chris doesn't 'live' at all... Cue the friends theme song... I will return with the speed of a god, my friend? asylum? Funny you should... Oooh, just a few days ago Kelvin asked some obscure newsgroup to find WC novels for him. Oh hey, Kelvin, I have a buisness proposition for you. Yeah, we should dedicate this summer to doing it... Hmmm... makes sense... we can ask The Jerk... NDFIATA? It's supposed to spell something profane.. MY THEORY! it sounds like she's some sort of a hardware store owner... Hmmm, covert ops time... Chris H'Reid has had many lives... many existances... all swept away... noreason This can't be good for my ego... See, instant popularity.. No, no, sorry, but you da man... Red... a whole new paradigm... "I'm fuzzy with happieness!" that Leeb guy Am I too 'risque'? 7ATTENTION. I read that book... I thought it would make me feel better... it was just all this religious crap. I kindly ask that all guildsmen (10INCLUDING CHRIS) attend. Goshawk dash it where's Crid? Important guild awards ceremony in #LM-Guild And people who aint us? They da mans man... Or whatever the female for of act is, actress Hmmm, one of the people in yer class looks a lot like Hillary Clinton... Oooh, I always knew Chris was synonymous with economy... Hehehe, hey, Akk had a reason... its just that he's a moron,... or we could just do it online right now... Hehe, that's nutty, we were just talking about you... Yeah, we kicked him out. Speaking of which, what's the deal with the /ChrisReid directory? As web guy of the FBLA I am charged with many duties... first and foremost of which is the protection of the fronteirs of our galaxy... Wait, president of what? lemme go get a sandwhich. http://stop.giving.me/damndURLS/you.freak stupid WCHS, I hope it chokes on its own bile. And So I Begin Hmmm... I just realized something... being Kelvin musc suck... I mean... if I wanted to invent a scale for like measuring quality of stuff... I'd call it the LOAF scale... Sam gave me his copy of pascal and the version of LOAF the program he made for Pascal is there... hmmm... if he wanted to, he'd call it the Kelvin scale and we'd just laugh at him... Chris fought against MLM at Star Wars newsgroups? alt.paranormal - Chris asked about problems with his Ouija board. but hey, you posted to a newsgroup I actually frequent and asked about getting cancer from using yer toothbrush, so :P . Then we can... put it on CD's and sell it to people at the convention the year after. I guess at least I never asked for info about my Oiuja board... freaky, now I can look over weird past-crid stuff. Ooooh, you posted to a warez group. Hey, lets go bug Dan from Dan's Wing Commander movie site! Awww, Chris, don't go, come with me to bug Dan... *SAAB* nobody likes me... no wait, that's "Nobody likes SAAB", where SAAB=Space Above and Beyond... . Anyway, I completley agree, they were prototypes. Y rather than X, though... There are lots of Books... 12The Book of LOAF, 12Spillover from the Book of LOAF, 12The Large Empty Text File of LOAF, and Arthur C. Clark's Rama books... one who walks with gods you might say... I don't usually use sounds... but when I do, you'd better be listening... because sound will happen... that you'll want to listen to... Nut! Nothing truly contradicts. It's all mental. there's always an explanation. I microwaved my underwear once Did he sound sinister? Or as we say here in #WingNut "Delancy"? Hehe, you don't play an instrument. Edward goes in the "good" pile. Particularly if the misspelling of your name is right under your title of Editor... 2400:/ My rapple has a 300. erolsfilterspam! Now, what are you thinking? Check yer caches. Hehehehehe, they make you get passport photos in your freakish countries? We just have to gun down the mounted police on the Canadian border if we want to leave the country... Hmmm... that should read apple... although, out of context it sounds pretty cool.... That's not appropriate for children under the age of 8, who might swallow the small parts... or the elderly... I dunno what they'd do, though... "Thanks to our limited intelligence..." has to be the most quotable line from WCP... I'm sure there are good quotes about the bugs in H'hrass, but we probably have to look them up... Yeah, but that was more of a compliment. Of course, the ever Criddish Crid pointed out that the original post was a compliment too... Yeah, its better when the ICIS system says it... For a secret project to be completed in the mountains in Iowa... Watcha doing capitalizing his name? Yay, Crid! Wait, there are no mountains... nevermind, you're a brit or a nut or something and you don't know that... Lets just say you're 'in'... Crid ChrisReid. My god... I'll have to... I'll have to... ban him myself Awww, Crid, you ruined the irony. Well, answer me this... Tis mimicry, so that I might protect myself from animals that won't eat you... So... I guess it'll be something like "This is a constitution.' 1) It is the manifest destiny of those members and special operatives of LMG to speak in Olde English (henceforth referred to as OE) whenever they want, should they chose to do so. Number two... 2) Ammendment one is henceforth null and void, except for the part about 'manifest destiny', because that sonuded cool. and finally... number three... 3) All further ammendments will be number using roman numerals, just to scare people with things like "M" and "C" and "MEX". ahh just gimme a pepsi... I think we need to draft some ammendments to the Loaf's Merry Guild Constitution I'm gonna go play Wc1, and I'll return when no shadows fall... Oh... I see how you can interpret my actions to indicate nickserv, but I assure you... you're wrong, your family is wrong and your friends are wrong... You're living in the past Crid, quit living in the past Well... somebody's got to go over there and get him... I nominate you... I dunno, we can do the litmus test for ops in here. Spider was whacked I use the word whacked because I can... I didn't know the Broadsword looked like a giant turd with wings... Chris Reid's not here man. The Aces suck man. Chris Reid isn't an ace man. Do you post to alt.games.wing-commander and are you not Delance? EWWW EWWW EWWW EWWW, somebody blamed something I said on Gerthein. Nah. I'd just have to drive like 20 miles and go into their cruddy little hole in the wall and look at the homemade computers and pay some guy who doesn't understand the tab key again... I guess they can test for PH, perform karyotypes (bad Paladin joke!) and test for the prescense of ChrisReid/Crid molecules... 26 seconds... dieu... my sensors detect the prescence of a Nut-Boy! Hehehe, cool, huh? You didn't know I had sensors... Hmmm, a huge pair of wings made out of the feathers of dead birds so we can lift man up to his rightfull place in the sky? Crid, yer life does revolve around Wing Commander and you do post to the newsgroup too much. As for Kelvin, good point, I won't reply to him if he posts something like that again... but maybe I should keep this thread going, afterall it's cool to have a thread with my full name in the title... hmmm... thread... how do you keep a thread... ooooh, yeah, the Excalibur sure could kick the Dragon's arse, right? Welm, goodnight, wish me luck... Hmmm... people are always accusing you and I of pretending to know everything... but in actuallity I don't claim I know anything... therein I must know everything, right? Simply brilliant, Gerthein. This goes in my collection of posts to save... Interesting, I think we need to get something clear here. It's about time... time is the fi... time is cool, but you can't make time go backwards. Therein, when I reply to your petty insults with petty insults, it is physically impossible for me to have posted the first petty comment. Houston, we have a problem... I've... seen things... horrible things... I've seen horrible things... Ahhh, it seemed too ironic to be a real mistake. let me upload the new coke... erm... new kat... and wonderful things... I've been blinded by my own abition and/or WC movie stuff... Reflections. ChrisReidisms. Pr0n. For the future... mace The price of book one is simple -- your soul. After that, it becomes much more expensive... If Akk talks, just say Cheee! . Its full of a) People who work for loser companies. b) People who are obsessed with people who work for loser companies and c) Delance;. and dccith it to The One Who Is (LOAF) Okaygood. You people are as bad as newsgroupies... (I'm sure I'd looove UO if they'd just call it Multima...) I eat the potate in the pool 'cause I'm stupid, or something close. Hehehe... so, if I was flying a theoretical excalibur in a theoretical future product, which version of the excalibur would it theoretically be modeled after? Je parle francais un petit peu, or something close to that. Here, the Nut-Boy will now reprint it in full... Well, load-of-crud. A dig? No, just a humerous observation. It wouldn't be like this in my day . No, not at all... April 19! That day kicked. No clue. C777 went crazy. and jump jump, I jump into that weird Blair thread... We had to take him out. Unless of cource you don't think size matters... Pthhh, well make yours instead of procrastinating. Yes... and Godzilla is a product of today's socio-policital climate and or the Japanese, so that must be true... Ya know what I hate? People who are all like "My callsign is kickass 'cause I kick ass"... man, those people suck. Cridene, you missed an important Loaf Knowledge Unit, or LKU... Hehehe, this would be like the perfect time to kick you and say 'mine too', but that would just be soo cliche'd... Oooh, the Mantu, I'm shakin in my boots, they'll peacfully survey me. Stupid kats... captain Johnny is regional vice president of the Cridloaf consortium... If there's one thing I've learned in my time here it's that ChrisReid is always right. If there's a second thing, then it's that you should never listen to rumours... Hmm, I can't wait to get my ChrisReid merchandise... So, I'd assume we're wherever you put us... I'd assume 'he' was a starfish... We got Dear Johnnied Akk? 18? Reckin' he's round 11 or 12... Yes... the first time was in Nepal, and I was no more than a poor farm worker... wait, that was a movie... maybe... Chris? He's not 17... he's like 117... 17/23. Ever piece of mail I got today was from Chris... Hey, where are you going to college? but its really more like yellow ketchup Hmmmm... today... today... the day of days... Chris prolly succeeded though, stupid overachiever... soo... we've got 2 now? You hope that? I usually hope for things like world peace and money... Speaking of news, when do I get yer news? Oh yeah, I wanna see you reproduce asexually then. You should have just noticed things... but nooo, you can't be a paranoid freak like Warrior. Hmmm... well, you know that huge neon sign that says "LOAF<---" that doesn't exist? Hmmm... but Delance has a collection of fine jewlery... which, in my humble opinion, is worth more than Gerthein's two bit conscience. That's where I am... under the non existant sign. Dash, but I doth suck. I was considering reproducing asexually, but then I realized that I couldn't, so I stopped... Nah, when you try it gives you like an ice cream headache... but, I guess its a toss up between asexual reproduction and actually impressing a girl, so you've got to make the call yourself... "They hung in the air just as bricks do not" Hehehehe... one of the like best quotes is from that book. "They hung in the air just as bricks do not" or something to that extent. Chris, you know where that goes... Yeah, it just goes to show you that Hamill's wide range of acting ability can make him anything from a young emotionless fighter pilot to an old emotionless fighter pilot... Akk! Yeah... I want to be the monopoly guy... Akk... you're a funk god... I can't even begin to tell you what's wrong with that. First off, females do serve on warships. Class of 2002 Orientation? ECk, we don't do that for weeks. I have to go and give a speil about how everybody should join the FBLA. speil is of cource German for 'large fish'... Hehehe, get this. two people so far have listed every Confed officer from the WCP guide. Ooooh, man, but people suck. Oh... Wiz! Dund is annoying, mayhaps? WCHSthing. I think the movie will spawn baby frogs, which will... hmmm... grow up... How are we all today? Erm... open yer WCP map. Lower lefthand corner... The Akwende Projection thing... if I could just wake up Crid... theoretically... Hmmm, I'd say something witty, but without Crid, there's no Book... Well, for one thing we're all Kosh... There's kats! and ship names! and stuff! Wow... a kinder, softer, gentler Gerhein Boersma. A pookie is like a fired clay bowl you use to make more clay bowls... Oh, I dunno why its in the topic. I have no idea who that is. But he can't have been one of Crids reallife friends, since he's from Australia. This I have, nay, earned, the right to do whatever I just did. Yeah. Somewhere... ...over the rainbow... Awww, I don't hate you any more than I do Delance or that Gerhein guy... . Wait, I mean ChrisReid or that Byydo guy. I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral how can you have a continuity if what you have is not continuous? Chris should be back within half an hour Wow, lets party! * LOAF breaks out the chimpaign and yes, I did mean chimpaign... and you just had to say tch, didn't you? You can email me to request a change... and I'll send you a copy of LH2PCRF... which stands of cource for Loaf's Happy 200 Page Change Request Form... wow, spelling. Yay! Chris is here! Chris is here... F-103B beat the Lance in almost every catagory. Vampire beat 'em both though... yes... 'we' do... Crid stuff is, well, you know mainly because Captain Johnny rules... Yes, I do... he's the screaming death that haunts my dreams, preventing me from sleeping... as thus, I don't recognize him, since I can't dream without sleeping... NO! Ace holds the record... back in the day... THE DAY Which is of cource another word for deathlok... You're an idiot. Damn, my house sucks ChrisReid has been idle 8hrs 49mins 36secs, signed on Fri May 01 02:43:40 EEEE 1300... amazing, since my favorite number is 101... Prolly I have an interesting trivia question too it involves SHUTTING UP. I dunno why I needed to say that... he is a vorlon... Hmmm, take the words 'damn' 'way' and 'no', put them in order... or a guy... State the difference. well, trust me. Hey, have I ever lied? Well... we'll all be in the drak when the drakh war starts, if the drakh war starts, what the hell happened to the drakh anyway? mayhaps this is better... wnot wtoo wrare damned flag people... Don't frickin spam, LK thats what www stands for, duh. or is it a broad label for general dislike, a la 'Delance'? I mean... oooh, wow, multiplayer, wow, that is SO Wing Commander: Armada. and I've figured it out, put my word in the book of LOAF: rama-rific rama-rific Freespace sucks. Sure I do. Once. How was... that thing you did today? Oh hey, Crid, Warr's been spying on me... stalking me if you will. yeah Wow, you all didn't need me here, Chris could just quote me a lot... I wonder if he does that when offline. Tis really part of the Cridloaf consortium... Oh, we're not allowed. HA! LIZZARD! DIE BLIZZARD! Down with all non WC companies!!!! Its amazing what they do when they find them. Kick-arse. .oO()<-- That thinking thing . . o O (No, but it just seems so Ultimaesque...) Land of... Delance... the original Captain Johnny died in World War II... and we used his DNA to create this Captain Johnny... same question, except with me asking it... Sooo... what's everybody think of the cat? experts predict that by 1969 we will have 12 colonies on the moon, perfect for family vacations... Yes, same here anyway, the moon isn't space. its the moon. Hmmm, today wasn't that bad though, I got to take apart a cow heart, which was nice... actually i didn't do anything today actually, today sucked. oh well, I'm off for the ight... Hmmm, I definatly want to see Chris answer this... I got suckered into measuring track stuff again. Oooh, was it a claw knife? ::crosses fingers and hope Chris did things:: No, man, you don't get it, man, Chris McCubbin, man, he's everywhere, man. I haven't heard anything that leads me to believe that it'll be rama-rific... Nuttin I don't think their as much allies as they are pathetic stuff haters who just happen to both hate stuff pathetically... I've done a bunch of posts today. Hey Crid, did ace send you a list? will you be at Disneyland? Get off... the 12th... Dash, well you'll be here with us :p :o even where will you be? Good, just give me the date... A startling vision of things to come! stupid humans. Hmmm, is death saying things again? You want I should break his thumbs? Hmmmm... well... don't get her a lobster... One of my friends got me a dead lobster, twas scary But how do you find an evil nemesis, Mr. LOAF? Easy! You search altavista for no reason! No... I've decided against this evil nemsisis... Dear daughter of John Reid and the late Jean Reid. Beloved sister of Kelly (Young) Reid, Clancy Reid, Timothy (Christine) Reid and Mike Reid. From an obituary! Yeah, me and Chris are going to go see it later Hey... if I was more egotistical I'd prove my fanliness. Yeah, two e's is good... Hehehe... it seems that everybody in the universe thinks they're the only person in the universe that gets the joke. the moon belongs to America... they're already an oxymoron. Nuclear crud was developed as a weapon and it ended up being used to provide power. well... rarely... but when I do, it's rama-rific... or maybe celebraty disabled person Chris Reeves could be Chris' nemsis... but I am a natural leader... aaaand thus I set aside a portion of my newsgroup posts to agwc3 as my relgion dictates... just like that dog... Frequency of updates, the people who run WCHS are idiots. I am [LOAF] of the Warrior caste, and for 2 years I have served Akkbar as has no other... oooh, that stupid dog, heats my blood, I'll take it out yet... Hmmm... last time I checked the WC novels were novels. Which is why we call them the WC novels instead of just the WC. Now, shoo, there'll be other chances to pick a fight later. Nothings new. but nothings the same anymore... Only a wingnut would laugh at that. Haha. NG... NG... NG... NG... it's enchanting. which is of cource the process by which one nuts... Hey Hades, sned Crid a copy of WC1SNES ASAP, BILTUAAL... Where's Warrior? Where's Akkbar? Where's ChrisReid? Where have all the heros gone? Wait, I know where Crid is... Oooh, he's in like Seattle, Washington... or Renton, Seattle or something... Yeah, I need my daily dose of Pepper... I'm thinking though... maybe Pepper could be like a bad Forrest Gump... going around and meeting evil people and inspiring horrible things... like, he could meet Hitler and fill his head with ideas... he could be on the Hindenburg when it blows up... he could be on the Challanger when it blows up... he could meet Chris Reid... You don't know girls. You send it to Crid, Crid sends it to TheoreticalPerson#2, TheoreticalPerson#2 sends it to TheoreticalPerson#3, etc etc... Well no, but that money goes to buying more dead sharks... And you can buy it from my brother! The drone one at least... Well... ChrisReid is as ChrisReid does... I did? Cool... The Talking Stick? I'd call you Mr Reid Pen... except without the Pen... I won something? What'd I win? agreed, get somebody on it... Isn't Delance Otto Octavius? And he's not really a taco man... Old enough to know better. Oooh, hey Crid, I know what you mean, I've got the same thing going... I wonder how Crid's party is going... **Cut to, Chris Reid's House, Seattle, Washington, Sol III. 1998.104 Well, all the best to Chris' campaign! The kiss No. #WingCommander is of the nar Reid clan... Speaking of which... Chris! LOAFie is proper... I'm not a soothsayer... I'm more of an ambassador... cause then its funny, I guess Okay. Here's somebody else who's depending on you Warr, you going to let him down, or are you going to help us? My god... tis freaky how right I was... Willdo. *NOTE* ALL MEALS ON THIS PAGE ARE CERTIFIED KOSH-ER. * LOAF wants a thing... I think... that since today is the day you celebrate the death of the Easter Bunny... I should take notes on Victory streak... But annyway... yeah, chicklets my sister, ChrisReid is my The One... Dana's my thorn in the side... Delance is my evil alter-ego, Hollywood is my not-arch nemesis... Byydo can be my drinking buddy... ace is my false god... Akkbar is my arch nemesis... Yah, WC is my life. Hmm... and ChrisReid is the greatest of us... I am Bandit of the Warrior caste. For 3 years I have served ChrisReid as has no other... Thou doth thinketh of the Joan's update, which is dated 2664... WC2 starts in 2665 according to the intro and ends in 2667 according to the KS calander... My name? Check the WCHSCredits. Soon to have pictures and bios. Like Chris... people named Chris are fairly cool... people named Ben are boring... people named Wizzy have an active imagination, people named Kelvin are destined to become weather forcasters, people named Nigel have fake names... Prom, ptth. would should could Yeah. Except I won't be very important. except I control everything secretly. So I'm kinda important. You should run for President, then if we both win, we can sit around swapping stories about how we fought communism... and I'll be all "no, YOU fought more communism than I did" and you'll be all "you're too modest, you fought just as much communism..." FBLA election, I'm running... so you should too... dance one night... we had dances... how many girls would you have? I'm running for President I'm not quoting that. Anybody have per chance a picture of one of Cezanne's paintings of Mount Saint Victoire? Hey Ed Hey Dan Hey... etc... I assume there's somebody named Dan here... Okay boys and or a girl, Akk 'n Crid, you here? You sound prussian... Hey, speaking of which, how was the competition? *** LOAF is now known as Happy_LOAF If you're happy, then agents of chaos decide that I should be happy... Time to play a little game of tag. Of cource... if I emulate you... I wouldn't be flying very much... . Cource is my word. Like projekt and loafie The ChrisReid economy needs Deutschmarks, Nut... Ye gods, that must be hellish... * LOAF can't wait to get some ChrisReid merchandise... For I tire... I have fought many an evil Freespacer and I-Warrior... I shall see you again, in a place where no shadows call... fall. I have a life. It revolves around Wing Commander. and ChrisReid! Delance is more of an evil alter-ego... Someday... when darkness falls... Everything in the book of LOAF is stuff said by LOAF in the presence of The One... Now, promise me that you'll keep a firearm on you at all times... Because... if you sacrafice yourself to take out Akkbar... I'm sure that you'll find happiness in a better place... (Yep, it's Easter, which of cource means: BAD RELIGIOUS CARTOONS!!!! Oooh, death... It was bad newsgroup humour. but he's not exactly the same... like this one has arms and legs... Delance is more of an evil alter-ego... Much like the posts of one Gene Tang... hmmm... let me see... what have you missed... I've started work on my incredible script... it does pretty much nothing at all... * LOAF Roulette: There are so many of them... Yes, for Delance is indeed a cruel mistress... I've just been waiting to say that, really... Woo hoo! Signs! Kickin! I can put them in my locker... maybe I can start a shrine... That would be good... then I'd be like the east coast distributer for ChrisReid merchandise... I'm going to be... the OFFICIAL NORTHEASTERN DISTRIBUTER OF ChrisReid and ChrisReid related merchandise! But it plays all my Roulette wavs in an easy to use manner. Loaf!!!!!!!! that's me! But if I *ever* come in and demand that Tre go to #LOAF-MP3s, he'd better damned well kick me. Stickers or signs or something. why, a new version of ICQ is the first sign of the apocolyps... next we'll have a new version of netscape... and then... new agwc trivia questions... and then it'll all be over... Oh, Krid, some guy actually scored 20 on the trivia, get yer arse in gear and respond. My god... this is how it ends... in fire... You honour us with your arrival ChrisReid is big too. Very big. LOAF and Crid are very big. Criddy@id.net DO IT OR DIE YOU AKKBAR LOVING FREAK I'm sure the one thing that Chris would want us to do if he were still here would be to carry on the fight... All these freakish reletives I don't know are here... apparently everybody else in my extended family who I don't know is some sort of gang member, so me and my brothers are hiding in my room watching Return of the Jedi. Hey Akk! I'm an attractive women, come to my arms... You see... in my first pass... I.. .uhm.. wound him... and when I swing around again, I intend to finish the deed... I figured we could get a bunch of telepaths to kick him... if telephaths haven't been invented yet, we could use people from the town... LOAF is using 13The Color Pink; It's not just for girls anymore... I dunno why I needed to post that, but I did... so, uhm.,.. here's to the one who never will be... Crid! Query: The Book of LOAF Topic: The Book of LOAF. Chris... school? I so don't remember saying that Nite? Naww, I'm off to my night job as assistant to the sub-ChrisReid... Okay, I'm off... tell Akkbar that we'll be together again in a place where no shadows fall... and that I'll hit him when we're there... hard... Chris Raid? Chris Raid! Argh! The pain, the pain of it all... Die. Tre is a beaaautiful laaady... my own words echod through Chris got my point accross a lot better than I actually could... Now... this has lead to an interesting development... and I've talked to some people on ICQ... and they agree... we can form a cult around you. We could call it the Akkult, and we'll have strange ceremonies... The problem is that we don't have money to afford the neon gas needed to make neon lights... can you afford this gas? A German WC magazine says we kick ass! Is that good or bad? ChrisReid for president! Because we can! God, Chris, did you just say 'muppet budget'? lasers? We are all LOAF... So... back from the dead, eh? Mmmm, abusive we're all counting on you... ace... Crid... me... Byyd... Tee hee, I feel like a schoolgirl. I like women who I can transfer my conscious into via a painfull and cool looking energy suck thing... Oh, meet like two so I can have one... Hey, bad things happen to good people... and then the good people use bricks and long pieces of wood to whack bad people like Akk... Hrm, anyway... Hehehe, that was good. I like that Rob guy. Try "I've got a loaf at home who'd just love to get closer to you..." Hmmm, me too, so if you meet any girls who'll see me again in a place where no shadows fall, Chris, introduce me... No, we're all LOAF, I assure you... You know... Byydo was the very best of us... and I stood by and watched him get akicked... what have I become? The old LOAF would have fought... fought and lost, but I should have fought... Yes you are, we're all LOAF... Yah... but I mean for the love of kittens, you didn't deserve to go like that... Ya know what I hate? Just don't write them something like "I was pacific strike commandering wing commander I, II, III and IV in the Kilrathi Saga package when I saw the add for Privateer II and thought 'woah, that's the ultima in cool' The Future Bandit LOAFers state convention on in thursday, so I'll go to that and take some time off. People who pretend to have played Elite. If I hear one corny comment I'm kicking whoever says its ass. You know "wow, I loved elite, it was really... uhm, a unique gaming experience!" those people suck... Damnit, you went down fighting for me... you could have done no greater. Hey otherCrid Lemme look up when they start again... Dash it, I need a program. Mmm, death Pizza Uhm, I'm just trying to find a pascal program with an example of a binary tree... No idea... it was a while ago... backduringcommercials and when puppies die I become involved in Trelane's sex-for-money plans... NoClue. Hey, *everything* I do is needlessly caustic... No! We need you here... Don't make promises you can't keep! Hey Chris, me and tre are having a millerfight in #W-C... I mean... you can probably do more than you thought possible. We shall speak well of you, when you are gone... ? Ya know... Oddly shaped districts reveal the stresses of using criteria which conflict. GOD NO! THE WORDS OF MILLER MUSTN'T BE USED LIKE THIS! THEY SHOULD BE TAKEN AT FACE VALUE AND NOT USED AGAINST EACHOTHER! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LETS PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES TO WORSHIP MILLER! Hey, Crid's killed more kats than you'll *ever* run away from... and... just so you know, I'd trust him with my life... and that's my mistake to make... . Miller is... da man... that which greatens his own glory to aid his people... forward all trivia answers, small kittens, bios, WC news infos, amazing graphics, etc etc to my mailbox... AllRoadsLeadtoReid... You will get to know them. You will need more staff. The words of Miller... Because Chris told me to. No, Chris, anybody writing a report on you knows to capitalize your name... actually, I sighted 'Reid, Christopher' as a made up source on an English paper a few weeks ago... "Soo, what do you know about love?" "Well, baby, it just so happens that I wrote the book... oh, no, I wrote the Book of LOAF, not love, nevermind..." Hmmm... I think my incourigable wit is being wasted on those Descent people, I think I should just be childish... Yeah! And they'll put his skull on display at that museum that has parts of presidents... I love that museum. Hmmmm... that weird bone thing which goes around the back of his head? Hmmm... Chris is running for something... I want to run for something... No. Southern demisphere. You know, Australia, Africa, the so called 'south' America... Nuclear War I guess. I'm sure it all equates back to the existance of Delance... No, not with them, but they'll be the unfortunate victims. Dak! My guess would be China, but my guess is as good as Trelanes... for a peek at Trelane's guess and just what he keeps in that funny rubber bag, lets go to Trelane, live in North Korea... Tre! Over to you... Whor! Hmmm... I mean Warr! CRUSADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, but now there's a little article. oooh, and the 4th movie is confirmed too. The list of things that this does includes kicking ass... Spider! You old sneezebag! Where 'ave you been? You know how yer supposed to have 15 minutes of fame? Asteriod had an entire day... but now it's over... Oh, helpfull hint to all you homemakers out there, Pepper the monkey makes a wonderful windows backround... rendrition? * LOAF drops his snow globe. I'm Anna Reid... * LOAF breaks his snowglobe Well, ChrisReid is a member of AOL, but he's not usually not at sector 83... actually... Dund... if Chris had a ship at all, I think it'd look almost as pathetic as a vree saucer. Yeah, Chris is a carrion eater... Sky, be a few days dead, will you? I want to see if Chris will eat you... Oh, no, no relation to Chris... Choir concert? You're being enigmatic... Thats.... 12The Book of LOAF... and like all great religious books, I didn't write it... Well... we've all lost somebody dear to us... that does not make me special... being better than Delance makes me special. I'm king of the world! Hmmmmm.... You're just trying to get a copy of The Book of LOAF Chris... send him a copy of The Book of LOAF... Put them in a big text file... "Roger on the way. You scared the pants off of me." I keep getting weird ICQ messages... Erm, Isn't Marburg a virus? They work better without the .'s... Around 95... Oh, a me thing... hehehe, we're WC fans, women will use any excuse possible to get away from us. 'ello Soo... I'm still confused as to how this mission thing 'll work. We... download parts of the game for like 2 months? Okay, wanna be my friend? No, rama-rific... its... one of those things I say... Oh, Chris, lets hire some monks to copy The Book for us... Rama wasn't cool... there were those spider things... and spider things aren't cool... well... they were, but in principle... * LOAF is still mad about cookout today being cancelled... We could, except Chris broke my light when I said "WCP2"... But you were at the party... Or are they still special ? The term 'crotch rocket' is not appropriate for use by this senate subcommittee... I dunno what a FIBER-3 is, but it sounds cool... and isn't FIBER just the best acronym? Fully Integrated Based Endothermic Ride? Soo... this'll be a pretty sizable download? Or... lots of parts of downloads? Hey Chris... where are you? I'm just being witty... Yeah... and now it's... still just beggining... I dunno, I always figured if I asked too many questions you'd kind of zap me and tell me never to ask... * LOAF Kosh: Never ask that question. I knew that'd come in handy sometime... WCP... is always beggining... or something. Soo... now that we're wise to your plotting... can we ask you questions about it? I'm usually happy, I'm just happier now... Of course... we're left to wonder... what is this thing promoting? afterall, I'm the wittiest girl on the block... I know somebody named Chris Blair... Well, Christine, but I digress... Flight of the Intruder is that kickass 80s movie with the sliver thing thing and the kid? oh well, sleeping under desk in light, waiting for Johnny, back later... 12. Hehehehe (::swoosh:. I have some of those hoverboards from back to the future... beggining sleeping under my desk maneuver... I've gotta go turn on that thing that makes air cold... "Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such animated specials as Christmas Ape, and Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp..." Good word, that punny... *Snif*... That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. I'm putting it in my sig... Bio Section Updated - Friday 5/1 Foshko added me. Yay. Mifune! hehehe... but what I want to know... is what this huge ass promotion is promoting. but we've gotta do a timeline... it's part of my vision... Well, I've got to go do some jpg based work... Figrin Dan? I wish I just had an encylcopedia to give him... Doh, nuts! Mmmm, tasty tasty Johnnycakes... or, I could go work on my ship list so I'll look even better when he gets here... Hmmm... we're sort of... working for Origin... he's had his license for 24 hours... Even if he drives for all 24 hours he's driven less than most people who actually drive. Somebody should tell Eag that his mom isn't your mom... Keen. how can he possibly drive much? MUST GO SAVE JOHNNY... brb. Woulda been more interesting if... hmm... Anyway, Chris, wake up... Yo, big slice... And maybe Mike Berdos. "Hey, this new addon sucks, why don't you go play X-Wing? They're rereleased it, with 8 new colors..." Oh, and Gene Tang "Here's an interesting story to explain how the addon fits with my incredibile dream universe..' Hmmm, that bile part wasn't intended, but it's pretty cool anyway... Chanserv got you... He is DEFINATLY the coolest Origin guy. dash, I have to be at school in like four hours. Ahhh, school's over anyway... All the seniors are gone, which means over half my day is just me sitting around. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! did ya get that, Crid? Okay, we're all together now... I was telling Chris about your glorious success' and all:0 * LOAF3 sings that telepath song Johnny. Diploma Frames? Cause he's a moron... Fear not, Dund posts are the most moronic of all posts. Diploma frames! Ya know... just when I think the world's okay... I realize that 90 percent of people suck. now get into #Wing-Commander and out of #WingNut... The Dralthi in Wing I are the Mark I (not the first variant, as we learn in LOTS)... WC1 takes place in 2654, WC3 in 2669... the 2669 Dralthi are the Dralthi Mark IV (of like 18 different variants total)... the Dralthi IV were originally for recon I believe, stemming from the series of faster lighter Dralthi originally introduced back in 2654, and used on the Shiraak... Yep, Chris knows about womens faces Tis apparently a Crid thing... Holding steady... Well... there are always allies of Akk... Broadsword probably.. has the word Broad in it... Yes... as new... supreme ruler of WCHS I shall not allow that to happen again. NO! NO! I... I can't make it... leave me... WCHS people? * LOAF explodes ...and Crid knows all Well, ever since we got married... No, me and Akkbar are good friends... Sort of a Blair/Maniac thing... Isn't Canada the 52nd state? There are 50 states... September gives me two months before The Deadline. Realfact. I object, LOAF doesn't snuck... Ahhh, either way, both sustained and overrulled sound pretty cool... Well... my last name is Lesnick... Oh, that makes sense... Speaking of morons, that God guy at the NG is a moron... Dash it, I wish I'd said that, then Crid could put it in The Book... I'm gonna boil him alive, draw and quarter him, boil him again, chop him into little bits, then throw all the little bits on the ground and stomp on them... I'm not particularly religious. Hmmm... can you make these WCA episodes into high quality... video things? Or at least grab nice images for me? and my first name is Ben... Yeah, there can be only one... Really? That's odd... As far as I know there's only one LOAF... That Rico one... You know... Johnny Rico.. the 51st state... Definatly Johnny... I know. I... started a thread... Akk's entire ISP died. No, they're still out there, but they've been completely down for a few days apparently... Chris called Akk, Akk can't get online... and the server WCHS was on is either down or just very screwed up... so I put whatever backup stuff I had in my web space, and I'm trying to get various things to work... You don't per chance have any idea what's up with the WCP addon/not really an addon? Well, it was pyrric. * LOAF breaks down You 'ave Lord of PR, Ares? Crab, I'm about to be killed. brb. Crid is carbon based... which means that he's mostly... uhm... carbon... I personally am also carbon based... which means that I'm full of carbon too... just like, dare I say it, cuttlefish. Now, Akkbar wants to crush is into diamonds, but he can't... just 'cause... Does your browser not have a back button;)? Mind sticking the new URL wherever you can? great. Hmmm... I want that DNA song... Yep... that kicks ass, does it explain replication? I always screw up with DNA replication... Okazaky (sp) fragments and all that... 5` and 3` ends... all that craft... Crudd... Wait, I'll do it. Unreal, cruddy box. I'm gonna take a walk, back soon... paydirt, baby... www.loaf.pi.se/wchs/ I just need to redo all the updates and set up some 'out of order' signs on all the normal segments. I've got the navbar... 7th battle of Munro was one of the opening (and only completed) portions of Operation Red 3 Red 3 was a Confederation plan to send a whole bunch of Escort carriers behind Kilrathi lines in 2668... they were all supposed to jump simultaniously right after the 45th Task Force hit Munro... Yep Actually Crid is singular, but I digress... Women don't wait... but the marines landed on Munro, and the concordia and Tarawa took down a furball light carrier... I've laughed at the 'TC', and we all know the evil things that I've done to the aces... Hmmm... you are an unusual and freakish person, Nut-Boy. The Sam-based Water Cooling Equation? I wouldn't know anything about that... I know LOAF... I'm hoping... that when the project is completely done... and Dund hasn't done anything... he'll realize. He is a bit slow though... I might have to explain. Buuut that'll wait until its done. I'm probably going to dissapear from the view of the rest of those online WC weirdos this summer so I can finish it. It'll be dashed cool when its done... Oh, the Top Secret Wing Commander Encyclopedia. It goes... sort of. Good. LOAF endures I did serve in the moronic Star Trek/Origin CZ war... with distiction... I've fought the evil which is Delance... My family is abandoning me for two weeks to go to the beach and I'm stuck at home taking care of kittens, so I'll have loooots of free time and cold pizza... tee hee. Believe the lie. Uhm... sure. Too bad. and I've been disgusted by Gene Tang... except getting up at like 2, eating some toast and watching a French movie with subtitles... Awww, you just took away every discussion I had yesterday Yeah, I idn't say it, but I wrote it down... Having played both the Freespace Demo and Ultima, I know both idiotic AND RPG when I see them... Oh good, I killed it, I feel so wonderfull... there, there's an RPG. Croyden... perhaps a bald cyborg thing assigned with janitorial duties? Believe the lie... My bet is that you were killed... Had sets an interesting precedent... rather than thinking up an intelligent argument he simply says 'heh'... Ahh, what the hell. Then... we must only assume that.. hmm... Hey, don't take away my thunder, that was the coolest question I've ever asked... This is an idiotic RPG thing, am I right? Power out. all too usually... I'm trying to work out a joke involving telographs and IRCSpeak...you know, 'hey d00dz, this msg iz 4 u"... I haven't found anything that works yet... or a joke somehow involving Dan "Akkbar" Hardwicke... hey, it's loaf Hmmm... dash... it'd be better if his callsign was like GIF... then we'd have those whole graphics thing going... jpg... gif... nevermind... this is as bad as the Kelvin/Celsius thing... actually, this is much worse... That rilly r00lz!!! Akk says he's an incredibly cool and popular person who gets all the girls and has a super computer. *I* did It pissed him off to no extent... We may have to liquidate him. Hey... tis Crid... Ooooh crab, I lost sooo much money at HSX today. Oh, nobody likes Akk. (Well... the sun goes nova eventually... I guess that sorta destroys Christianity. Akk is... how do you say it? A moron? Why is it wrong to pay for sex, but not wrong to pay for SubSpace? Chris has always been here. Well... we've all lost somebody dear to us... that does not make me special... being better than Delance makes me special. I'm king of the Interstellar Alliance! Standard WC RPG formula: A group of WC fans design a 'super carrier', one or two of them invariably pretending to be a woman or a cat... Then they invent an evil new race, invariably looking like a dog, and then use their ultra super fighters to kill fictional aliens that aren't more than lines of text they write to kill. Goodi dea But they've lost everything... so they're more dangerous, having nothing to lose. Well... we've all lost somebody dear to us... that does not make me special... being better than Delance makes me special. I'm king of the Drakh! When indeed you are actually Chrixstopher Reid... Wow, it must be like old home week for... us... Oh, I just wanted to know about an FBLA meeting... You added my Vortex thing, right? I once won a water drinking contest... well, he never lists the bonus' scores anyway, so he can post the new questions and I'll give him my list tommorow... today... whatever it is... Dash, I don't remember the vortex thing... But I can find the Vortex thing, to the newsgroup! Oh krab, the post is one of those odd ATTN: BEN LESNICK posts. Must be a vortex thing... It's a Delance thing... well, he never lists the bonus' scores anyway, so he can post the new questions and I'll give him my list tommorow... today... whatever it is... I've never had one... but I know of them... I just always get a number 3 cause my life is boring and predictable... Wow... that's like the Blair in FF thing... unitended but incredibly continuous... so much it makes you want to yell out with pleasure... well... the Blair thing does at least... If I'm really hungry I get a 4 though... figure that out... Yeah, that. Anyways, g'night That's the quote... McFlurry? I assume its a McDonalds test product in Renton, Seattle... like bacon nuggets... only a select few get to test them. use it well... Anyway, my head hurts, so I'm going to go bash it on the wall in a bar 'cause I don't have enough money to leave the station... Chris! Book quote! Quick! The Inconsistancy one! Plus, we could compress all the info and put it on tiny little rod things... so, I'm measureing the amount of space in rod things... lets eat it Hmmmm... well... you'll get both of them, I suppose... in fact, if time were circular, you could have had them yesterday... and nobody's really proven that time isn't circular... so... it's really your fault for not accepting this stuff yesterday... Awww Akk... you won't get on one knee for me, and yet you'd get on both for any other man? Now... thanks to recent developments in the newsgroup, I've decided to assign two disgruntled men to every brigand... Akk, I would very much like for you to be a disgruntled man... Mmmm, Roulette. Crid! Number me Hmmm... Loaf's Merry Guild is something different... something unique... we coexist... Cutlass Supreme alllright. and suddenly the universe became a little less Akkie... HELLO Taco souls are we... Carrion Minion! Allright, Chris, as UberCrid, I expect you to get the following speech to every free sentient being you can... As you all may or may not know, depending on the amount of censorship in your news media, the Merry Guild did win a decisive victory against Eurasia today... Yes, it was a victory, but no it is not the end. We're not going to give up now, we're going to go in and take care of the heart of the darkness... that being, Next Generation magazine. We cannot rest, falter or rest more until they are defeated... may god help us all. Hmmm... you're not ChrisReid... you're a faux-Reid, non? Hmmm... "Loaf's Merry Club returns to the action! With less full motion video than any other merry club..." . Only one can quote from 12The Book... "Amazing acid man found, urine analysis proves strange British person to contain an acid level equivalent to those aliens from Alien and Aliens. The post does not recognize Alien little 3 or Alien Ressurection as real movies." Plus, we don't start meaningless civil wars and then end them in an unusual way like 2 episodes later... * LOAF leans back to have an aide whisper in his ear Oh, sorry, we do... but we don't have bones in our heads... Hehe, nah... you wanna be a Brigand? Each Brigand reports to an Acolyte, and each SubCrid reports to the UberCrid... both of which are second level ranks... Both Acolytes and the UberCrid report to the Baron Von, who's the first level... Each Brigand has two disgruntled men assigned to him or her... We have Brigand positions available. Well... Brigand and SubCrid positions are 3rd level ranks. there are like 1306 quotes in the Book of LOAF It feels good... what we're doing here... We're a guild, dash it. Anybody who says otherwise is wrong, even me... Yes... we did... Here, book this I've got to admit... the people down there... in comp.games.space-sim or whatever are as real as the ones back at alt.games.wing-commander... but I can't say they feel as real to me...' But we aren't just going to take it, we're going to keep it... And by god, we're going to keep taking it until there's no more it to take... and keep... Hmmmm... we need to do some math. Kelvin says that 10 Midways will be more powerful than the Hakaga fleet. I say he's wrong. Oh, read yer post, it's not Dundish. You were actually replying to Kelvin instead of something like Kelvin mentioning the letter 3 and the Dund going in to a 30 page made up description of the 3rd fleet. 3 isn't a letter... but perhaps it should indeed be the holy book of the Guild... Hmmm... perhaps you're just ignorant to the cause of Loaf's Marry Guild... Oh thank heaven for seven eleven. We can't... fight amongst ourselves like this... we must maintain order... we can't have chaos within our ranks! Akk, I officially kick you out of Loaf's Merry Guild. for seven eleven. Yes... all hail me... No, I herein swear that X6 will be the hardest X question ever. SubCrids follow the orders of the UberCrid, assuming those orders are for the betterment of the guild... Chris is the UberCrid We're just trying to be obscure. UberCrid, which has one position... and Acolyte, which is Nut-Boy and Kelvin since it was their idea... then, below the Acolytes there are ten brigands... and below the UberCrid there are five Subcrids That's all I know... That's disgusting... That was number 2 on my list. Wow, that sucks... I almost had a fire the other day... Hmmm... in a completely unegotistical manner, yes. "You go, Loaf! Get some!" (The nicest thing anybody's ever said to me!) No life here... Hmmm... intense double meaning. so I turned on one that was off... except it was for the oven upstairs that we're supposed to keep unpowered cause we don't use it... yet. 2 more days Chris will be back... in... uhm... 13 minutes? Hey... don't even joke about something like that Hmmm, its been 13 minutes... damn you, Christopher Reid... Well, he said he'd be here at midnight my time... but... he's probably here now... watching us... Well, then we both suck... I mainly like Liar, Liar becasue I need to make wav files of Captain Eisen saying "Mister Reid"... Cable Guy was good... well, imho. so it came on, and... for some idiotic reason... my family stores books in the oven. the power went off upstairs and I had to go to the basement to flip those switchy things... breakers, whatever they're called... Oh, I need a new adviser... our current one got fired. Erm... involuntary transfer... something like that. Crid! Hath thou sampled mine fine list? I hath most holiliy mailethed it to thy... Erm, I'll dcc it... There's 49 or 50 ships. Hmmm, I got mine the other week, but I won't drive and I've nowhere to go... Wow... you are a moron. I mean, you're not even like a moron in the sense that I'm calling somebody I don't like much a moron... you really are a moron. See, under Gi'karga. You have to come back... it's about... the future... and a ship list... Hmmm... see if he got "Yar" for AS. The mother creature is sweet... Crid, put that thing in the book... Okay. Dunno why I called this your window, but what the hey... I have a little list of stuff for credit that shouldn't be shown to Johnny at the bottom... Here, I'll stick my list in your window and we'll compare... in the future! qwertyuiop Norm Macdonald? Is he dead too? Sum od guy. I need to know whether or not to wear my good dress... Generally, it being a metaphor for humanity... and... humanity being a metaphor for me... No, I just needed "That's disgusting..." in 12The Book of LOAF, don't take it personally. some odd guy even. Nobody mailed me anything... even though everybody was supposed to. Why, what's the FORBIDDEN JOHNNY LOG say? Well.. I get the top rank... since I'm LOAF... so I'm Baron von LOAF... Hmmm... sacrafice of some sort? Wow, ass kicky. No need, I just read it... Yeah... what kind of... highly theoretical stuff? Oh, okay. Are you sick? wow, I can type like an aoler accidentaly. Actually, I would prefer to be thought of as an entity whos entire life revolves around Wing Commander. Actually I did meet... wait, no detailed description of my personal life. Well... uhm... I'd rather be thought of as Chris... LOAF a swell?! No... we're different... special... a select few... uhm... so you want in? You can be a brigand, there are still brigand positions available. Or a SubCrid... Yeah... Hades 'too'... it wasn't in the book... this wasn't SUPPOSED to happen for another half a year... but, hey, you go with the flow... HelloCrid Hmmm... I *need* to do this tonight... must tonight... hit me if I don't do it tonight... Ohgod, that song always gets into my mind and drives me crazy... Hmmm, ahh, to hell with being polite. Crid was completely right, moron, the actors did *not* like the non existant sets and constant refilming with minor changes of WCIII and even IV... I don't even know what the last section of your post means, though... Blue dye number 12... Cause I said that they worked better without them Awww Chris, you have the worlds slowest DCCs... :o Must, hold, line Well... it's time to publish the first edition I suppose... Which is of cource the edition I carry around with me under my arm If I'm really hungry I get a 4 though... figure that out... I just always get a number 3 cause my life is boring and predictable... If I'm really hungry I get a 4 though... figure that out... LOAF1 was killed in Korea, LOAF2 in 'Nam... Hmmm, you and Shaun Taufiq Usman posted to agwc at... EXACTLY THE SAME TIME... I mean... what if he wants revenge? Isn't it weird to think that Shaun Taufiq Usman is out there... somewhere... Anyway, I'm hoping to gain some experience using Napalm, then I won't have to lie when I tell people that I love the smell of Napalm in the morning... or maybe I'll have to lie more... Oh well, I'm off... G'night everybody... inclace And we will morn the passing of every one of them... but it'll be necessary, for the cause... I'm the very model of a modern major General... Chris will get a 3dfx card with all the money he's earning gambling... It's the excluse legal right of Crid... Okay, how do the numbers work? I want to put numbers in The Book of LOAF... Name two Confederation ships destroyed by the Steltek drone. Hint, the first Mandarins were discovered on one of these ships, and the second is the nameship of a class of older corvettes... Yeah, almost got that 1:2 mile to lunch ratio down... It was sooo hot, though, so it was painfull... I should go work on the version of The Book to publish. Wow, this seems like some sort of anti-communist government briefing... Ohwell,I'moff:/ Tell him... the tide has changed... wait... ask when he's coming back, tell him I'm running a tempWCHS... Tell him not to worry 'cause temporary is way cooler... Did you call The One Who Never Will be? I'm a character too, I'm a rich Aussie philanthropist who's secret goal in life is to construct a solid gold diamond... I wear a monocle and a tux, and I laugh at football games... Also, I have an evil horribly disfigured twin... Who's name is, naturally, Brian... Oh now we're rating games that aren't even Wing Commander 'good' now? What is the world coming to? Exactly. Armada feels the same way about Win95... Oh, looking for some fasta ction... CHRIS! BETA QUOTE! "Hey... Freespace may suck, but at least the specifications I made up for the non existant Priv3 are worse..." . Now... what we have here... is a perfect example... of Origin listening to the fans after U8... and doing the exact opposite of what they wanted. Now... let us thank god that what WingNuts want in WC the general people also want in WC... And what ever happened to Mister Garibaldi? Erm, Chow? He's real busty... Well, I wonder what happened to both of them... So, another one bites the dust. oh, Icefire left WCN. Yeah, lemme open my roberts... erm... ICQ... I don't know why I said roberts instead of ICQ... I never really heard him complain... No, he can't come online because he doesn't HAVE an ISP. Why can't I say that about sex? Hmmm, he doesn't need an ISp at all, he needs a web server... which is of course why god made loaf.pi.se... Yeah, WCHS was getting like 500 megs of transfers a day. Yeah, god made loaf.pi.se, right after he made men, women, unicorns and The Earth... loaf pie, see? No, the pi is 'cause it's 3.14 times as good as wa.net... Speaking of me and astronomy, what's with blind astronomers? There's one in contact, and Mark Hamill played one on SeaQuest... It sucks to be me. Yeah, and we'll use them to upload our consciouses... Geordi's the engineer... Man, I'll suck. !BOL !Dund Byydo went to college. He's sort of... how do you say it... You saw Starship Troopers, right? Okay... remember at the end... they prod the Brain Bug... with a prod... I dunno, I was trying to find a polite way of saying he got akicked, but what the farf... That's why Byyd's not here... Hehehehe, censored to your eyes maybe, but not... nevermind... Well, a group of specialists examined him, and he didn't like them prodding us... him But we won the war, right? With the help of people like... STAR PILOT asTer0id! AGWC Poster-at-large ChrisReid! And WCMP game guy, TIGER_SHARK! So, join up today, service guarantees having served... Hehehe... it just... keeps getting funnier... I didn't get it until Atsuko started doing it. When it was just a typo it wasn't really funny... well, maybe once, I'd hit the D instead of the F and I'd break out laughing, rolling on the floor... It's on sale now... David Downing! Wow, you're an angel... in a sort of Commodore 64 manner... Boomer does still work at OSI, while taking care of his son, Todd... Who could ask for anything more? Oh, yeah, he's an EA freakbastard... No, he was always there... Well, and the TCS SomewhereInEngland... Word association! We could shoot you anyway... it'd be funny... Just a little more. Well... ace... I know yer problem... you're using force powers... and... really... that's cheating... You would... I was like... "Hey, this sucks, they turned an intelligent book into an action movie" but I rented it from Blockbuster like last week... and I was like "Hey wait, this is a huge ass metaphor..." Nazi Germany... well, metaphor... or a parody even... two hundred and thirty six... it might not be a number... erm,. the right number... but you want a number, that's a number, you can sleep free and easy now... (assuming you have a quality mattress...) Is her name K. Ramer or Kramer? Hmmm... you'd better get down to 210A Drake... I'll meet you there... We'll burn those bastards, by god, we'll burn them... we're burning those bastards, you want in? That was worse than my 'show me some ass' comment earlier... Chris... I'm shocked... you cut the quote. You put that in The Book, right? Good, ! it No, the original comment... I heard C and C 2 would be a stupid excuse to use the pretty colors created by... uhm... colored lights... wow, if you switch the word 'fun', you're one sick bastard... Which one? Voxel is a word Westwood made up as an excuse. So they can say "Well, we'd implement that feature, except there's a voxel limitation..." I'm hoping there's a christmas tree lighted town level... No, WCP is an excuse for a sequal to WCIV... He's off jacking about you right now... WOw... so that's the kind of person who creates Star Wars Chess... If Prince of Persia was a man, he'd be on the list of people I hate most with Harlan Ellison and David Spade... a few questions still on there, like, what's the Behemoth's class? Wow, that's like Star Trek IV... can we get a kind of annoying probe backround noise? ::All methods... of sending files to ChrisReid... have failed... do not approch ChrisReid...:: Any comments/flames/dead rats should be dropped in my mailbox, ICQ being left on... It's 'Hates' or 'Nut-Boy', pick... Nowhere. No, he's had us do lotsa stuff... Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to stand and die! Oh Hades, you have the screwiest mail for files. Oh, wow, how'd that happen? Have you seen what Fralthi class cruiser he gets command of? Wow, this is turning out particularly well... Actually, you don't... so... I don't get how Netscape makes money. but neither of those products need to be bought... Zello Zohrath, you just accept chrisReid as your savior, for only he can guide you to the holy after... here... I'm a part of everything I take part in! Eck eck eck. It's worse than any of the crap Americans make for Children. They live in some sort of Dome... how to you plan to get into the dome? As far as I can tell each episode is like 60 percent reused footage... Hehehe, every episode is like that. And they always have the same begginings and endings... Also, can The Guild have an execution squad? We'll actually do more than execute, but, you know... Okay... now... our executions squad... lets see.. I did say that. Anyway, we need a crude demolitions expect, a Mexican sharpshooter with a cool accent... an attractive woman who's speciality is hand to hand combat, but our leader, ie me, never believes her so I'll always be like "I don't see how you can be so good at hand to hand combat" and then she'll like kick me... And... hmmm... you can be the computer expect who we all sort of laugh at but always gets us out of trouble spots using some sort of electronic padd or book... No, this is an electronic book... No... they're part of the Guild, so they're not morons... Okay... it's time for a training mission... I'll brief you... * LOAF steps up to the podium Good morning, and welcome to the Black Sea... As part of your training to join LOAFs Merry death Squad, you're going to need to know how to coordinate stuff with other stuff... Thus, I will join the 77nd Air Assault Wing in hitting Eagle on the back, while you steal his pocket... now, this has to go perfectly... no slip ups, people... mission will commence... now... Go, GO! Alllright... now, there was almost a... several second lag time there... we'll have to work on it... but for now, you get a passing grade... Now... Devilbane is that annoying timeLine guy... The 531st Air Combat Me will support after the initial engagement... First lesson... nothing's insane when I tell you to. By god, do I need to tell you what to do? Turn off sound requests and play sfx13 a lot... Damnit, he was on our side. They're making a movie now.. Comes out in November Plus, they redid WC1 and 2 for Win95, so they didn't just stick all the games on a bunch of CDs... Hehe, tis okay. But now your IP is odd... Well... I wish I was, they didn't get all my notes soon enough to have much affect:/ but this time we're making a difference. I'll mail you the Confedships, Crid... Heh. Yeah... I'm gonna make update notes to the map, maybe Johnny can use them... A rollout? No, but if they make a set map for a new game... Like... an ingame map in POL. Oh, wow, yeah, 'cause you live in Seattle... that rocks ass, we only roll out old planes here... Hmmm... will you be one of those people? Hmmm, will you bring me back a laser? Ahhh, I want a laser pointer... I went to the store to find one the other day, but all I could get was a regular pointer:/ Which was good for a few days, because I could walk around and act like Captain Eisen, but I still want a laser pointer... Laser pointers are on the list of 'you touch at school and DIE' here. But we use them in bio sometimes... Laser in the retina hurts, trust me. I've had laser surgery like ten times. I was only awake for two though, and those hurt... JohnnyMail! Stupid JumpFAQ... He wanted to know about some acronyms... Mail me the latest copy and let me nitpick it... He wanted to know MR and WCCCG. Which means... he's looking at the TCS Agincourt (II) and the two Johnny ships... (Johnny Greene and John Bunyan) I guess he hasn't gotten to the TCS Paradigm yet. me too. MR is Milk Run Wow... a guy with Razor class fighters next to him... Or... Shrikes... I guess they're Shrikes... No! tell men ow! Wait... I mean tell me now! Akk, you live in his freakish city, why aren't you going to rollout with him? Yeah, Chris is going to rollout... What is it? I guess it's like the prom except at Boeing and they roll out aircraft instead of dancing... Well Chris' isn't either, but his rollout is... It's when they roll out new aircraft and party or something... There, it'll be in the new update I'll do it when I damn well please... in like 10 minutes... Uhm... yeah... Uhm.. KVan... our server didn't crash... that was a split. Your server split off DALNet... Soo... you worked out stuff with yer ISP, or did me making the nar Crid call you just scare you back here? Crab, we can talk here... Remind me to fix my guns... Hi? The One! Erm... Johnny! The Other One! Crab, other line is in use, I can't not connect via ISDN... which doesn't like ICQ much... so... I guess we can do it later. Anohter Johnny:o Another even... Sooo... anything else you need done? People you need killed?. Chris is off at a rollout... Which is apparently where aircraft come from. It's at the Boeing plant, they're rolling out a new airplane... apparently its an excuse for a party... Passenger jet, yeah... he told me what it was earlier... 7X7... X possibly being equal to 3... Hehehe. Well, the one that was originally supposed to be the big fat glider exploded, so who gets the last laugh now? Of course, it's WC fans, who wouldn't have The Battle of McAuliffe had it not been for the Challanger exploding... Challenger... however you spell it... If Chris was here, he'd do one of the circular logic quotes... Speaking of which, did you get my mail about the acronyms? Soo... anything else you need? Character backround research? Location stuff? Anything? Comms into missions... on the weekend... hmmm... Nope... Johnny might... if I had to guess I'd say... I dunno... there are shipyards on the moon... at L5... and at Trojan IV... there's one on Goddard... There's an L5 shipyard... and Trojan IV is near Jupiter, that's where the Tiger's Claw was built... bbiaf... Back! But then... you already knew that... Hehehe, if mIRC screwing up is the worst thing that happens to me today... How long can it take to roll out an airplane? "I have read your terran bible with its predictions that there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth..." 5The 3dfx Organization has antigravity projectors... My 3D accelerator is better than yours. I've got... uhm... a FIBER-3... A lot of people like to say 'Open GL', but I've found that very few have any idea what Open GL is... It's a catch phrase. Like Voxel... I have some idea Well... the real problem with 3Dfx is the cruddy name... who wants to say 'Three Dee Eff Ex' in a normal everyday conversation? Naw. If we all bought the very best tech, we wouldn't be using PC's today... scoop out your brains (Vaquero does stuff).... WCHS moved. But in essence... WCHS came home... He did work it out. He's back... he just doesn't have any web space anymore Hmmm, you think Johnny 'll be back? Oh good. I want a mission... Anyway, I'll ask Johnny and see what he doesn't say... Thank god. Were you in South Dakota? Wizzan Marines destroyed 90 percent of South Dakota, apparenty... Hehehe... how odd... Maybe it's the /\pocalypse... You realize that if you killed 10 billion people per extra mph you were going, you'd have completely wiped out civilzation as we know it? I'm very drinking sprite right now... ahh, there hasn't been a good movie about aliens since Aliens... Actually, now that I look back on it, Alien wasn't very good... So, just Aliens... Probably one of the few examples of a sequal being better than the original, too... Hehehe, it looks like a good movie... I can't wait till Friday... (plus, tis the last real day of school... I'm going to go with... my regular moviegoing group I suppose... buncha losers. and then like 2 weeks later The X-Files movie, which I apparently I have to go sit outside the theater all night waiting to get tickets for... At least, that's on my calander... Hehehe, right after The X-Files my family leaves me for the beach again and I get an entire week to myself... An entire week of rental pizzas and frozen lasagna... the tape won't be available for a long long time... I hate to be the voice of reason, because I'm not reasonable, but who'd pirate WCTM? Now... I plan to bring a little recorder for making wav files... but... Yeah, I should go stay with you... Eag: I hate to spoil the movie for you... BUT... we win. Get it. It might have The Hat... You know CR? Black box looks better... Yeah... buy it for me or loaf then... asT will be too busy playing the new Privateer game to see the movie... Well... P3 will be online... but online to what extent? Privateer MultiPlayer, PMP... P3 is better. Maybe we can sit in the theater and watch WC over and over... has anybody actually tried staying in a theater since like 1976? Well, I've gathered like 200 dollars woth of free movie tickets... asT: 100 percent... It may have been:0 . even In theory. Origin shows all their products to CGW first. They may have just shown it off to a few magazines. Like Prophecy last year... Freddie Prinze Eagle, and get used to him, he's the face we're going to be looking at in the mirror for the next few... . Zello Jello Well, I just went downstairs... Yeah, for what? Gothri? Rave about something? People listen? . Me? Why? Was there an incredibly intelligent attractive guy there? And I was standing next to him? Yeah... P2 should almost certainly have been an RTS game. You made a stick... so what kind of plane was it again? but there's a demo of TA, which is in most respects the game StarCraft should have been... Does it work? Unlike Privateer 2, it can be compared to SC... Hmmm... can I have three guesses? Okay... guess one... WCA-MaD? Don't nap with the radio on... Fine, in every respect Total Annihilation is the game SC should have been... Ahhh... so in SC... you lose your memory and have to make money, upgrade your ship and discover who you really are? Yeah, the Protoss part is probably the Privateer one... Oh Goth, come off it, you're Delancing. You purposefully bring back an argument we've had before and then act all hurt when I respond. explain the each his own thing, please Goth. Does that extend to me telling everybody how great my own is and the not expecting anybody else to defend theirs? Cause you did make a direct comparison... Are we supposed to not give our opinions 'cause you got your own? I hate to be cliche'd, but you started it... Plus, now you're just being insulting... (G) That's what we're talking about? Oooh, agwc quiz... God. You are so offensive. Heheheh... well... it just seems like you're... whats the word... trolling. trolling. Magic3 is just some poor flamy guy who got caught in cross posting. He's not actually any agwer. agwcer. Oooh, the addon to Starcraft will have 6 new units... well, those are shots from the addon... There's gonna be an addon to WCP... So has everybody heard about the WCP addon? I am... Wait, I mean, I won't admit to that... Better than being evil grrrlz... 'cause guyz get vowels... WCP addon... you just don't get better service than that. Oh, Goth, it's the most wonderful thing, the addon's gonna be free... Yeah, there's gonna be a WCP addon, and it'll be for download... Tre is being sarcastic... Yeah. 48 missions... 52 missions... something like that... Yeah, people have been complaining about it for days. Which is mainly because people suck... Don't be so defensive, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about people at like the WCHS board. That's better. SW people should have learned shame with Star Wars Chess... Hmmm, you'd better go watch EFC now... Yeah, Rebel Assault 2. Rebel Assault 2, I was young and stupid and liked RA1, but RA2, yuck. *editors note: Young and stupid LOAF swapped Rebel Assault 1 for "Microsoft Dinosaurs" many years ago... Oh yeah, that reminds me. If there's one thing we want in the addon, it's the Double Helix. Because I want to hurt DNA... Brain: The Eurocentricity of modern art dealers, and it's affect on the market-grande... Well... in the text. JUST TELL US WHERE THEY FRICKIN ARE. Erm... what they fricken are. That passage in the WCP manual got me all worked up. I want to know what Confed's relation is... to the DH. The part about the Eurocentricity of modern art dealers, Brain... Actually I'm hoping I invented the word eurocentricity... If it weren't for that Derek guy and his band of people who follow him around to flame him, what would comp.space-sim.whatever be today? (Answer, there'd be a total of 5 posts instead of like 50. An art show... frass! Hehehe... that's a joke, right? No, my parents won't let me get that channel:/ Basketball? Not pr0n? Oh, nevermind. Yeah, alive and drunk... and he doesn't have hair Right before Voyager... OOoooh, yeah, time difference. So... it's on... at 7... for you.. Dash. Oh, B5 S5 wasn't too great... there were a few good episodes... but the whole first half had a silly telepath thing that was silly... but the one this week was really good... You crap me? I crap you... That wasn't me. That was Douglas Adams. Douglas Adams said that. Not me. I already have a loaf... I told you, I don't crap me... Finals! NExt week! AAaaugh. Actually, finals are great, only two to do... Heh, oh yeah, good idea Chris... Except you don't have a server. Never, ever let the Brain get in the way of your plans... Wow, yuck. Me! Well... I used to live in France... maybe I'm a French LOAF... Dash, we were keeping that a secret... Chris is taking you on his trip... . the 5th element is Boron... I'm surprised movie reviewers didn't make use of that fact. Strontium! Heh... Kilrathium. BTW, who's brilliant idea whas Kilrathium? A bio weapon was used on Locanda... We are all LOAF... Oh, yeah, it's blesnick@erols.com You can tell me... in message! Didn't he play Data?. I'm made of meat, I dare say we all are... but... my nick has a more secret meaning... One which... for the sake of 12The Book, I shall reveal now... I vote yes, on proposition 33... Those are onotices. Anyway, Chris, get this down... My nick comes from... drumroll please? I like saying feral, I really really need to look it up, though... Oh, yeah, the revolation thing. It's LOAD spelled wrong... from a class in BASIC a long time ago. I want peanutbutter kudos... Oh good, I keep calling my kittens feral... Oh, my kittens got temporary names... Tina, Runt, Tough Guy, Orangina and 3rd of 5... Maybe. Its not as cool a typo. So... uhm, if you want a kitten, just ask... Anyway, now you know the truth, and there are millions upon dozens upon 6 Origin Chat Zone people who wish they did too... Well, I didn't name him... I don't watch that much St anymore actually... Voyager got on my nerves... Oh, yeah, your page, I wish I had a personal page. Chris follows me around and puts things I say in The Book... Except my personal life is shrouded in secrecy. Oh, good point. And I've never accomplished anything, so it won't sound too egotistical! Speaking of Johnny's page, I finally realized how cool the Bearcat looks... So... you've got a great line... strap the stereo to your body, go out to a bar and go "Hey, baby, the only way to completely make all the fuzz sound go away from the stereo is to hug me" I'm just browing thine page. Which is of course why I never meet women... I see you don't like tomatoes... what if they're on pizzas? Good idea... except it should have biblesque numbers... like LOAF 1:4 Oh, okay, gotcha... Now, how many of the Man-Kzin novels have you read? alllright then, I'll move on to the next section... Hmmm... soo... can you explain the Priv2 thing? We all sorta figured Privateer 2 was only an Origin game 'cause of marketing stuffs... Wait, I'm going backwards... Did you get payed? Ahhh... so how do the people in England feel about the game? Erm, we see Origin people mad about Priv2 being made into a WC at the last minute... were the PD people mad about it being turned into a Wc at the last minute too? Ahh, I'll move on... Yeah, it has some... intended or otherwise...:0 Oh wait... you guys designed missions. That would explain the Talon? Talon/Gratha No clue... just sitting around waiting for something to happen... We're all happy about the WCP addon, but kinda scared cause it seems too good to be true... and personally, I'm worrying about Privateer Online... Wow, tis deathlok... What's the middle between Quake and UO? What about you, death, how are you ? How's your son? I should have been at work today too... Nightman! ...?. It's a way of life... Well... yes. Hey, the only person I'd tell is here... So much for the no story aspect. I think... We're under attack. Oh my god, they're back. They're back! Now... am I the only one who's thinking... kittens? and we're definatly meant to think bug. but I'm wondering kat... with the war comment. Plus, they made a point of Threat: Unknown. We're supposed to wonder, I guess... That's what I'd guess... Somebody with a 10 character password. No. TCIS I transcripted everything... Wow, Crid, I told you I didn't like that Dark Day guy, but he had a pretty cool post against God... No, C, I'm Bandit (LOAF) and I've never played RF... Chris! Rearrive! Did the nar Crid say where he was going? Damn you, Christopher Reid Kay Chrixstopher... I'm here... always here... Hit Chris in the head for me... Yeah, nobody really wants to be here, people just get stuck here... Wow, did you see that game? Sure was gamefull... Well, I'm gonna go rock to the Prophecy Groove, so... uhm. you know, keep doing that thing you do... Hmmm... I finally realized what the difference between you and I is, Crid... I don't use my name as my nick... maybe I should... Hah! He admitted it! Oh wait, you're still at school? Good... now, I've decided to become dark and depressing... whenever anybody talks to me I'll just start mumbling about death... so I'm off. Thank you and goodnight for a minute My got, Chris Reid factorial... Tell him to call me? Too, 'Cause I'm the only person with WCHSAccess... it starts on Friday... Me 'n Si 'n company are gonna go see it after school... (Si's my evil brother, Crid...) LTM served as a constant reminder of man's own lack of control in a society burdened by the socio-economic desecration caused by extra-spatial conflict with... bug things... That crazy General guy who got hit by the captain of the seaQuest was David Downing... I wish to own that movie on video or DVD... Zim was cooler in the book... I'm more badass in The Book of LOAF, too I've got a purple one and a weird old one and the movie one... Hehe. Anyway, I need the very latest copy of the Book... I just want to show it to somebody who'd appreciate my logic... Sorry, that was farfed up... again please? Of course, the state of ChrisReid has a 2629% Iason tax... Who's the woman, and what's she doing to the kat? Everybody loves LOAF... Anyway, project moved up, work to start immediatly. Dilgar... is such a cool word... I too have written a letter to the channel!letter... is... 4! Damn, wait, 4 isn't a letter... Oh mercifull tregod, help me... Description: Come to #introspection for the Neo-Introspection and WCHS site development conference today at 3:00PM Dare I ask what the Neo-Introspection is? (ego) Acturally, me and Chris Reid have systems which we can point out to our friends and say, "I am there"... Tis just me and an Annoying!Chris . I've sighted Crid as a source in English... Chris! I had a sudden realization... So... I figure I'm going to have to declare independance sooner or later... Moron... always trying to beat me... this isn't the first time... I'm hoping to use a restriction enzyme to locate and isolate the comments which Akk makes that are not bad lies/moronic... if we lose Akk... we lose our very best 'putting stuff people have said in the #WCHS topic' guy... I have some cats I had 8 last week... now I have 4:/ Origin guys have shown up everywhere today... therein, Johnny is exponentially cooler than any other Origin guy... did you see the movie "Dan's Being Annoying" ? a la Kipling. There are 7 "new" "ships" . and there are 7 sections to SO... Voulez-vous the poster, Crid? Everything old is new again... et moi, Brute? he *IS* that stupid... we need a voice of Kelvin. trashed my torn up back pack... I'm here at school with but one possession. The WCP Hintbook Dunno, I hate boats... I've been on like only a few ever. So this is like... StarShip Troopers... and your parents are sending you on a cruise to prevent you from joining the military? Well, it's his birthday in 7 minutes. (John Wayne voice) Unless I say he can... Master the shadows, death... I think we need to take steps to remain proactive... because we need to redefine today's WC News reporting paradigm... To my #1 fan thing. What's the address for comp.sci.sci-fi.sim? Speaking of people who aren't 'getting any'... Oh, good, because that's an important part of your culture... You okay? What's going on? Kentucky? Oww... Should Byyd know what we know? You can be... multimedia specialist? Demolitions specialist? Executioner? Hell of a day to be a destroyer skipper... It brings out my strong facial features... Welll, I'm all psyched about the SAT tommorow, I'm gonna go jog around the neighborhood... actually... it's not as much a neighborhood as much as it is a small dark road in the country... aaand I'll go check the surviving kitten, bbl. Ahhh, its suck out, back. Wow. Well, now that the loafcrid consortium has recorded their wavs... Well... I suppose I shaln't be here much tommorow... Samcat and I have a birthday party to go to in the evening, and we have to go through the ritual wrapping stuff so it can't be opened without a hammer... Wow, you all are constantly doing that thing. We have our newspaper like once a... not much. But it's a nice newspaper... I suppose... one of my brother's working on it next year... In theory we should already have ours. a wow person? When his fighter tells Maniac 'n Blair to surrender. I suppose so that longtime Wing Commander fans don't go "HEY! THAT'S DAIMON KARNES! I REMEMBER HIM FROM LATER ON IN THIS EPISODE!" That is so Rapier I... Hey Crid, invite him? Or... we pretend to be wealthy investors... Oh god, I make a moronic comment, he's supposed to tell me it's moronic... Anyway, you guys have to go see The Truman Show Hmmm... yes... except then you'd get sacraficed for the greater good... I used to know somebody named Celina... She was no your-Celina though. I think we're all scared... ...scared of what is to come... man worries about the future... but man doesn't understand the future... it's our duty to... nevermidn... Damnit, why don't they sell a hat with the Bablyon 5 5 on it? *** INDEED he is talkin to that guy who comes from ashes now... Mmmkay, I'm thinking... I wl nt m8 w/ u. Trying to work out a cool-ass new color scheme for WCHS... Hayesslich. I am from the darkness that lingers beneath the soul... I get that ChrisReid newspaper... but not in the summer... I can be the ChrisReid Listserver... Actually, this nick, ChrisReid feels like those Kilrathi transport/destroyer/carriers in WCA.. NOW I have to act all differen't like... I am ChrisReid, here me roar Can you believe that there's no 24 hour donut place in my small town? Can we release captive humans and hunt them for sport on your island? I needed one last night. Yeah... I know... but WCHS isn't long for this world... Speaking of lies, horrible lies leading to the dark and damning destruction of human society, brb Then there were two... and the two insected the Earth... Who, Crid? His hiddeous tuxedo plaid visage is enough to scare kids... Yeah... because you're going on The Love Boat... I assume... Kelvin will be back, Kelvin endures... Do you love boats? no...i dont love boats The saddest person in the world is he who cannot love... ... a boat... I say he because we all know that women love boats, and because 'he' is kinda unisex anyway... Speaking of Titanic, I saw Truman Show again... I love the ending... Hey ace... ... a boat .... I just like putting ... a boat ... at the end of stuff. Why kick a moo cow? I for one would not... but then I'm human... unlike others I have the capability to love... ... a boat ... You know... AHCZ|Does|Matter And maybe Pepper could finally meet... hmmm... Wow... its scary that you have that... yet good that you have that... 170 human lives... lost... They were still human, Nut-Boy... I suppose I could expect as much from someone who doesn't love... boats... Going from France to that little island accross from France like twice... and going from Venice to Greece... Yeah, you know... France-21 and by god, I never plan to... I want the last 7 minutes of my life erased... bacjksoon Graach Erm.. let me phrase that more elequoetnly. SP. I the same! Well, asses were made for kicking, so I'm going to haul mine over to WCP and get it kicked by some bugs... Good point... we can't lie to people... I have no problem lying to that KVanchee guy. So HyperCollins is doing a series of WC books, based on the movie... HarperCollins the first will be the movie, and then two after that which take place during WC1.. yeah. Harper. Soo how long till I get me 'n a monkey 'n Pepper? Can you put the nar Crid in? Lucky son of a son... He's on ICQ... I'd like to consider everyone in the world to be in the guild... then we get to claim we're one huge-ass non profit organization and get one huge ass tax break. Soo... you wanna see me ? There, tis me. Heh heh heh, bite me. http://www.loaf.pi.se/bloaf.jpg Oh ye gods, that is hazardous... Haven't seen it yet, Nut. Hmmm... I have no opinion... * LOAF mumbles 'bad face day...'. Whereas, in this one, you look sort of like a seal... He's gonna have me met Pepper, right? and maybe Crid? No. It made me feel sad. I now realize that we have to do more to save the poor baby seal's which have had their mothers killed... Oh... no, trust me, you don't. You think I look hideous, he's worse. Oh, Johnny said he'd be here tonight. I was just a head in those other pictures... Hehe. Am I the only one who think's its odd that the Freespace people hang around agwc? Akk is always covered with some sort of clear goo... Yeah, you prolly should... Dash... I was hoping they would... the Lesnick system on the map. Oooh, head to head with the violation guy. Now, where the farf did Phoenix go? Also, school's out, non? Where's Marc Levin? Well, Marc certainly does have a God complex... If they're not one and the same. Anyway, I'm leavin', bbforJohnny Why do people keep asking whether or not www.secretops.com is up? Is it *THAT* hard to check? The Wiz? Oh, somebody beat him... Forward them to me? Hehehe, I wish I was obsessive/compulsive... I'd get more stuff done... Hehehe, well, it's not really a bad thing... Prolly... coulda guessed that eventually... with 10,000 posts... Anyway, I'm working out a plan to shoot Jodie Foster so as to get the attention of Ronald Reagan, who wants in? Hehehe, I actually just saw that movie a few days ago... weird... Soo... you wanna trade syndromes? Yeah, and in the guide. but I yelled at his moronic UBW pride thing. but I hate when people talk about realism in the Wc universe. Erm, well, some sort of "We spend a million dollars to make this box..." thing. Yeah. I've told very few people that, but that's what I'm really interested in... Everybody thinks I want to be some sort of computer guy Cause I'm good at it... but I really don't like it much. Well, unless some sort of amazing Wing Commander career opens up I guess I'm gonna try and go into medicine... Hehehe, yeah... erm, not just eye stuff actually. tis called Sticker Syndrome... affects connective tissue I don't know him. But he's annoying Ahh, theoretically affects all this stuff. Joints, ears Hmmm... Kelvin has funny name syndrome... If we could start annual conventions... and just write the encyclopedia... then we've done our part. Well... I'd love to do anything like that. From an informal gathering in Austin to a major thing. although... with the new style of WCing... multiplayer updates... we can get the word to a lot more people. But... why don't we do something this year? Just informal... We could get a bunch of people from here... go down to Austin for the Wc movie... bother Johnny... Ahh. Well... even if it's not a good job, it's still a job... Well... what... flight down to Austin... 2 nights in a cheap motel ? I used to connect to the 'net (preWC3!)... through my dad's account at Johns Hopkins... Actually... I never understood why you were here. I guess I do now Well... we could talk to Johnny... Yeah, we could ask him about a hotel... Well... you're so much more of a real person than any of us. Ahh, that was just a good day... Back from Pittsburg!:o BTW, his official site died... Ahhh dash... I'm so burnt out now though. I just want school to be over... 11 hours... of course I've got 2 projects and 2 exams to do in there, but then it'll be over... Eck:/ most of my classes didn't do exams this time around... Ahhh, thats good/bad. I only have six Well... I saw it with Si/Gavin/OtherBen/That guy who follows me around on thursday... aaaand I saw ith with people I actually know yesterday No, I invited Mr. Way, but he didn't come... 100 minute:o Oh. We have 7 46 minute periods a day... Except AP Bio is a double period for labs and such... We have homeroom tommorow actually... return locks... He'll be there... I saw him post at some ace's board. Oh, I was in charge of screenshots I believe... Oooh, *THAT* WCHS. One of the like 4 WC sites that were around back when I first got online... hehehe, youc an be NNC for the new site. Lemme thnik... there was Borton's site... the TCU... World of Akkbar... an Armada Ladder... and the jump point. And then that guy set up WCU and there was much argument at the newsgroup, 'cause he stole html from the TCU... Heh, World of Akkbar. Oh wait... the Ace's Club Page too... I remember the newsgroup from... after WCIII, before WCIV... Probably... I prolly was reading it right when it got set up... I was in 9th grade... I remember that... I remember when Academy and Privateer came out though. and the first one I got obessive about was Armada... I h'hrassed the people at Babbages for like 6 hours. Hehehe... I actually missed my first chance to play Wc1. But I was going to move to france soon and the Sierra game was delayed again... I was in... 5th grade... end of the year... I was waiting for some Sierra flight sim to come out... I was at the store with my dad... and he said "Hey, Ben, don't get wait for , get this..." Apparently some co-worker of his reccomended it. But I said no. Then... second chance for WC... I also gave up on. In France a friend of mine had a pirated copy of WC1... and I spent about an hour trying to guess the numbers to get in... but I never got 'em. I spent some time with a regular net account... then about 20 free hours on AOL... looked around at some odd RPG's, followed discussion at the Origin board. I was Kevin-Tolwyn or something. KTolwyn... something like that I remember Minasi's guide. Wraith and I were best friends back then... and we were going to some pool party thing... and he had it with him, he'd just bought it.. I didn't swim at all, just read Minasi's book and then made my mom run out and find it for me. I bought my 486 to run Academy and Privateer... Then, I reserved WCIII... got it for Christmas 1994... Samcat used to have one of those... I think that's what it was... But all my friends were obsessed with Hehehe... I was hooked as soon as I played WC1... used to draw the ships everywhere... I used to disable my cache on my 486... argued about whether it was Hhriss or Khriss. I remember getting SO1 and 2 and the Wc2 speech pack. Thought it was incredibly cool that stingray swore. bought my P200 for Priv2... and KS. KS... that was when I was having surgery a lot... very depressed... I swear that Yearbook got me through it... Hehehe... I remember when you came on IRC for the first time... ace told me you'd been here... Hehehe... yeah, and I was like "Ahh, Chris Reid, that jerk who thinks he knows everything..." . I think that's what I told ace... began looking at things like woo and the aceboard.. so I knew who you were . little did I know that you actually did know everything...Well, the day you did. OriginBoard. Everybody knew my name. No, I don't remember meeting you... Oooh, argument about WC4. What'd I say? Wow, irony. but it actually was 73... Yeah. Origin still thinks so. also, every two months we throw an Introspection Dance Party... And it's really a common misconception that Akk's in charge of Introspection... it's actually that Orion guy... Akks' pretty much just in charge of the pr0n portion... Yeah. I can't help but think that's my fault... Good, got any updates for me? I live... uhm... in Renton... Hehe, common misconception, the mob is controlled by 4The 3dfx Organization... Well, when no shadows fall... It's 73 'cause a document at the WCIVPSX site says 73. Hehehe, well, may be... but... uhm... at least... we've got... Luckily I've got a copy somewhere. "cause they took down the PSX site. Chris, what do we have? Yeah, we've got Chris... aaaand... uhm... 20 percent of our students go on to college? Yeah, the bookworld place... also, that funky globe thing... We've got a funky globe thing, right? It definatly says 73. Oh yeah, enough movie theaters to show dozens of movies at the same time... We have a southcenter in Renton... its in southern Renton... KS calander says 73 too, right? Yeah, it does... Still the master of BS! Why did I think it was in 72? Did I? I can't have... if I sighted those proofs. How unusual... Akk, you know strip mall doesn't mean... Hehehe, I used to live down on Jones... Ahhh hell, I live in Maryland, happy? The closest I've ever been to Washington is Washington DC... Breakfast at Akkbars? Hmmm, well, I was wrong and you were right. Akkbar was a mythical figure who had a hard time spelling the names of Star Wars characters... He lives near you just like I live in Renton... Apparently I wasn't. Wow... sometimes I think... Bandit, (I call myself Bandit) you need to get a life... but then I realize... Akkbar... Hmmm... maybe I'll see it someday... 2673.219 Yep, you were right. Yeah... or maybe if there was something else... anything ever happen in Seattle? Well... there's still the chance it takes place in 2674... That needs to be modified to fit with the WCIV novel. Or just move it annualy. Oh well, he who parts water and such will be here in 3 hours... You think I should let him in on the secret? Soo... where are you gonna go to college? Okay then I will... but for now... I'm away! Ahh... Maryland's up there... but I'm still hpoing for like Georgtown. Owww, I fell asleep on the couch and couldn't be hefe for Johnny... Damnit, I need the Nut-Boy or Crid. "I like robots..." . Weeeird... . For our newsgroup? but... nobody cares how many posts anybody but you have. Therein, you should put a YourPost counter at agwc. Mario taught me about love... It being the picture and not a derogatory comment about Akk... "Coming, November 1998... a movie that will change the way you look at Border Worlders." it's art. I'll give you 20 bucks to bash in his head... think about it, you're not likely to get a better offer... Yeah Well... it's really my fault... I mean... if people like him just weren't so drawn to me... Now can we PLEASE ban the entire state of seattle sans Crid? The movie script describes 'claw shaped fighters'... Do you know anything about the Pilgrim War? Wow, some people have an unhealthy obsession with me... Datcha Hey... I was there... at the dawn of time... I know a friend who can shoot lasers from his eyes... that friend is ace... go ace! Oh but for the grace of god was changing colors a whole lot easier than I thought. Somebody check that for me? You named wingmen after your friends, right? Not the other way around ? Dash. Chris, you aren't the only one... Good point... we'd better go somewhere secret... Yeah, Chris, explain secret stuff... 12 is a good guess... No, probably not. CHRIS... wake up. Explain movie stuff to Johnny. Well... who'd you rather talk to, your so called girlfriend or Captain Johnny? Does your girlfriend have a rank in her name? I don't think so... does she have a cool title that involves the word 'Stellar Cartography'? No again... but Dan didn't have any... so he referred him to me, since I'm always H'hrassing people at Dan's Chat board... Yeah, I was just waiting for an 'the aliens are in H'hrass' comment... It would have been better than 'we found him!' . Help for credit in the books Yeah, we got tired of lag on UO, so we're going to attack... actually I don't think we own UO... plus, we're not a collective... so I shouldn't keep saying we... Eck, I can't believe I ate a salt bagel... I can't believe they make salt bagels... The difference being that salt bagels aren't good... Hmmm... trade you the undocumended WC movie ship 'n people list for the undocumented WCP quotes file? * LOAF Kosh: One moment of perfect beauty. ROTC is like Yahtzee except... different... CRei... he said it... I find it hard to believe that there are 1700 other Chris Reids... Like multiple Ellas on top of eachother. and piss of 3 million newsgroupies... I like it... Why exactly was she launching marine LC's during that scramble? In a place where no shadows fall... or where shadows fall, whichever tommorow is... Oh well, that tape should be there in a few days... Hmmm... is that an odd metaphor for you leaving or a suggestion? Wow, I'm not actually following this argument, and I don't even know why it's in alt.games.wing-commander, but that's gotta be the single most moronic insult I've ever heard. In a complete and total example of Random!, The Nut-Boy found it... It's hard to act when you're being sliced apart by aliens. Did you say that? I didn't say that... How odd. Yet... you are CReid. How odd... Shut up, Downing. Hehehe... and I get my yearbook tommorow! David Downing has no practical knowldge. He's the guy who sits around and promises multiplayer and free 3dfx cards to his fans... He's an evil man, a dark man, a bug man... Uhm, but I didn't know that when I thought you were David Downing. #5. An apology for Privateer 2 Hey... sudden realization. That large Cruiserstyle thing... might that be a Waterloo? the WCP addon will take of the ass and kick of it. So how sure are we that this'll be in the addon? anyway, if this is from the addon, it means the aliens are at Ella... oh, crab Hey Sky. This is a channel of darkness... of evil... a bug channel... Cause if there's a 3d rendering of Ella for the engine... We'll be fighting in Ella. There have been what, 2 non combat missions in all of WC? Mayhaps the kats... I agree... They're pretty cool people Yeah, Pepper is there... ace should put me there... that's the WCP map... I'm pointing to my system. Mating with it, I assume... B... FIVE? Hmmmm... I'll bet it was dissolved by The 3dfx Organization... They got Kelvin and now they're out to get small Russian-like countries... I'm still waiting for a joke which can use the punch line Sven O'Nein... now if I ever go to India... I have to worry about people who fail tests hitting me when I walk around at night... CR is a wonderful man... CR is off at graduation right now... which is the process by which one sets the standard for measuring amounts in a cylinder... I've walked around Washington, Baltimore, NY, whatever at night and never had anything like that. actually, that's not true, I've always wanted to be a German Shepard... Beat the game? Is that some sort of sexual metaphor? yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees? Oh, I subscribed to CGW, so I can be one of those jerks who has magazines early. Yeah, we need to get Kelvin a personality... Hmmm... I'd be more impressed if you didn't always play book of loaf quotes. Oh, yeah. I'm hoping to see the LOAF-calibre back for WCPSO... By 2654.110 Marshall had flown another two missions, and scored a sixth kill. He's like a clone of Chris... I think I warned you about him... I never liked Kelvin... he's so serious. wow, that rules... I may bring 'em to school on Monday and show 'em to my CompSci teacher... Wow... I'll be able to meet your friends... A lot of people I know have played... nobody's obsessive... Oh... after my Freshman year I got rid of any classes with normal people. Hmm... *the* destroyer? Above the way? I'eve never reall met him... Everybody thinks Origin guys are online to serve them. Nobody gets the fact that they're real people... Hmm, put that in the Book and quote it when Johnny's here sometime... Actually... lemme make it more amusing... Everybody thinks Origin guys are online to serve them... nobody gets the fact that they're real people... except Downing... no way was he real... Hmmm... good point... I should ask Kelvin... HellReid. Got a newspaper... Hmmm... thats only like 50 percent... tkstsktsktsktsktsk. Thats what your friends tell me... Oh, I obsessively cleaned everything and found my pointer. I'm so happy... Wow, so they know who I am? I just sometimes accidently call people Crid and then explain who you are... Wow... I'm a virtual celebrity... I've been off school for a day and my usually swamp-like room is spotless... and I keep organizing my piles of mess... Oh, kick ass, you can order the foreign version of the WCP Soundtrack from amazon.com! /msg ChrisReid Quick! Nuke Endymion! Hehehehe. Just wanted to see if I could do that... no more accidently typing a character when I want everybody to see a msg. /onotice Yay! That's okay... we'll do it tonight... 6:35... shouldn't you be at school? oh, thats freaky, I was kidding... Wow... how far away is your school ? How do you get there? Ahh... me too... sort of... Kelvin dissipated again... long long after I started reading. Long long ago... must have been... let me see... I've used erols for two years next week... I figured the world could know Yeah, Nut, you're in the circle... Hmmm... I guess I should hide or something. Well, they did once... The Delance Virus has the ability to pass through the bilipid layer of a cell to its sweet sweet innards and uhm... hurt it... Apparently large doses of #WingNut or the realization that Delance is a troll can cure or at least alleviate symptomes... It is contagious, yet cureable... ie, Gerthein... Anyway, once Phoenix gets those graphics done I'll start on the new site. * LOAF is sick:/ Sour throat... luckily I had some knifty pills left over from the last time, so I've been eating those... I've eaten like a million in the last couple hours though, and I was supposed to have like 3 a day, so if I die or something you know what happened... Oh god, please don't let Mistrels be what I think they are... "Which (copy of the map)?" Oh, Crid, we need a picture of you sitting down, and anything else you can get us... You don't eat... Oh god, it's 8, I should eat too... Okay... you sitting. 'Cause we're gonna visit the Tiger's Claw... Anyway, the irony here being that I'm back, me being back and all... Yeah... it's called loaf... loaf dot pie dot see Oh yeah... expect us to get new non WCHS graphics and format just as fast as our little feet can. Whenaer Phoenix finishes. Fact: Pepperidge Farm produces over one million Goldfish per hour. I think that this is the most exciting site since newt.org. the nar Reid will brief you Go, play. You'll feel nar Better... but... it will be one page. no subsections. We'll throw everything together in one to screw people. Because screwing people is good... Yes... 'we' will... Ahhh, popcorn is overrated IMHO. Well... then it's obvious what we have to do. We have to crack open your friends heads, and place your mind inside... Since June 6th, 1966, duh. you know why death is so against animation, right? #GoodDogs? People at Chris' school call him Chris... because it is his name. Oh, I plan on calling you Crid when I meet you... But I keep calling people IRL Crid... tis odd... You could call me Bandit... my friends call me Bandit... Bandit ? That makes sense. People I don't know call me LOAF So where's the girl? wow, 2 miles between schools... a whole new paradigm. in... 'Ashton'... 'Sandy Spring', whatever where I live is called. crumpling thing... oh, I dunno what I was talking about. For example... my mom works there. Imagine how 'orrible that is... It'll be out before the prequils (prequils... such a joke, such a joke... Anyway, I'm quite thankfull that WC isn't "popular" enough to make things like Wing Commander Underwear... Some freak who thinks he knows everything about WC... No, I think LOAF thinks he knows everything about WC too... Okay... Mister Creid... I suppose we must respond to the nar Phoenix... We could all wear fake beards and carry swords... it'd be cool. Well yeah, but girls wearing less clothes is actually in the WCHS charter, Akk just hasn't accomplished it yet... Do the quote, Chris. Chris! The character development quote! The Terran folk hero? I... don't think Chris said that... Yeah, just feel kinda sick.. and thou doth take of the ass and thou doth kick of it... Hmmm... now on the graph, put a little * next to the dismal legionairre and then a footnote that says something like "Note that the dismal legionare is a special agent and therein operates outside the guild hierarchy" Everything's American. hmmm... good music... let me think... Chris is American... I'm American... everybody's doing it... Uhm... but I want some bread with peanut butter on it... bearebe Hmmmm... Boomer is an evil Origin PR guy... well, not evil... just chaotic... he's just not Johnny, okay. Oh, a secret project. "What do you mean, James?" Paladin talking about Genocide... Anyway, I'm betting on Delance syndrome... He's pretending not to have scripts;) Good thing I was lying about losing mine;) They don't have names. That's what I wanted Kelvin for... Kill him so it won't spread I'll confer with the UberCrid, but I think the Guild is going to have to go into action against him at the newsgroup.. Yes... I should contact the dismal legionaire... Hmmm... anybody care about pictures of airplanes? Oh, yeah, he has the virus... Sick, just sick proactive is a bad thing... Anyway, since my power was out all day, I didn't get to work on my project... Dash, it may be a new strain. He's just a jerk... Well, he's not very defensive. He talks and he talks... The fact that I have my name in my underwear is so as not a reference to WCP's Lesnick system... Well, she *DID* kill my family, but I'm forced to ask, what the farf are you talking about (G)? Hades.! -X where X = -root(4) Oh, I went to the National Air and Space Museum Annex's open house, which was really cool. It's where they store the aircraft they can't hold at the museum and the ones that they're restoring, going to restore. so in WC1!Amiga... Just got back from the newsgroup. Dash, but Kelvin's a complete and utter jerk. hehehe, I just used the other ISP to skim the... thing... newsgroup... Oh. That's not really bad news... bad news would be "SO got cancelled!" or "Johnny died" . So is Ed replacing Midnight as an Acolyte? Oh, I awarded Nut-Boy the first LM-Guild medal... SubCrid Pang, perhaps? irony! magic? The use of a secret lever? A hidden controlled substance? I haven't seen P2 and WCIV ever... There are like two buildings in Ashton, Maryland... I'm taking it to school tommorow, you can recreate my school... Oh Chris, you still want an old FF? Okay, I'll send it tommorow... I'm sending everything tommorow... anything else you need? Copy of my school newspaper? It has nothing to do with me... I know it only as... THE BIG K... so hush, hush with your mart talk... So... what happened to Johnny? new trivia, krab, I haven't gotten aroudn to normal trivia yet: croag... WCHS trivia will never resume. CIC trivia will start when the CIC starts... Guessing... E'loy? Dash? Sorry. Well, put up the new ones and lemme get it over with;) That's between you and youself... whatever, I want one of those twisted sugar donuts... if I don't have one, the Nut-Boy is gonna pay, brb. Kruller would be a good nickname... so would 'Topaz'... Anyway, I found one, so the Nut-Boy can rest well tonight... or today, whatever it is in Nutland... It's really a shame... Kelvin's given us so much (the null-G bomblet thing), and now he has to be put to sleep... That seems so Kelvin, though. Well... in theory... we could bring him down to 0 degrees Kelvin... at which point he'd stop moving completely... It's just two cool words arranged in a cool order (Bandit LOAF!)... don't question it;) Canned Tomato pasteF Yes... it's all a rich tapestry... in that I expect to be sent back in time to prevent myself from getting a fake heart... Restart. Yay! Hopefully Phoenix will have our new graphics soon... Kelvin continued his crusade against good... He's not threatening you, he's threatening our way of life... although, some of his posts are shameless efforts to get post anything... 'even bunnies need to play WC3' heh heh, moron. Want to call Akk and find out what the farf is up? If he's gone for 50 years we can use WCHS itself... Oh, good point. alt.sex! Wait... I mean... Was that a pun? #WingNut is where we hold the line... there, look at the crab I have to read. Its ilke 1984 in the future. Wow, you have a horrible mouth deformity too... That story is some crappy story that I'm supposed to find deep meaning in. What the farf does "renamed Privateer 2 to avoid confusion with the rerelease of Privater 1" mean? now that it's been a year or so... but NEVER believe that he was the only person who contributed to the Confederation's success... Hmmmm... probably evil company... perhaps some sort of brain leeching parasite? Afterall, the simplest explanation is always correct according to Delance, therein, a brain leeching parasite has almost certainly taken control here... woo hoo! I'll stay here and party... So I can make beautiful things... Hey Had! Teach me to to 3d stuff? Ahhh, thank god, a real, intelligent person... Enyo system, Vega Sector Therein, there's nothing wrong with a hick being president. Plus, those old airplanes sucked. I mean, bi-planes? It's like an obscure sexual metaphor... The ancient art of sarcasm is apparently lost on this one. Disgruntled men, swarm! God, I wish I'd said that... Okay... where's the Nut-Boy? I've got an important addendum to the LMG rules... one more day, Crid. Don't ask, just don't ask... Well, one out of 7 isn't bad... Comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.space-sim was our last, best hope for drawing away legitimate wing commander questions from the larger body of WIng Commander knowledge available in this group... it failed. But, in the year of Secret Operations, it became something greater, our last, best hope for people to flame eachother about Battlecruiser 3000 AD. Are you threatening me;)? amn, that's a cool word. I'd better say it so it can be in The Book of LOAF... hey Chris! Slugfist Can I say that cat thing too? I cannot with a good conscious fight the Cult of Sivar... Wow, you're up early. secretops.com sure is up . Wow, he responded to my jerk comment via email saying that he was really sorry, and that he had 'the Delance disease'... Hehehe, it's just a good excuse to bring back the Black Lance... Okay, it was something like 'Radioactive cats have 18 half lives'... and it was dashed cool too. I object, there's nothing intellectual about the Book fo LOAF... Radioactive cats have 18 half lives AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH . Hey, Nut, I thought up a brilliant new rule for LMG... Okay... whenever you see Brooke Shields on TV... you have to yell "SHIELDS UP" and really mean it... Because, you know, it's the law... ANyway, we should all subscribe to alt.test.. Anyway, what have I said bad about Kelvin? as has the Ministry of Continuity... Oh, the general public finally gets to see the trailer? . The secret ops logo is new. And they changed the date. OHMYGOD So they can say 'banging ship', duh! Well, he came back and then he uncame back, that is one disturbed young man. This is what I hate most about WCism. People get preconcieved notions about how they want the universe to be, and naturally if WC disagrees, IT screwed up;) In the last year... I've had a total of zero interesting conversations in #Wing-Commander. So... the race is on... can you convince yourself that you need a Wing Commander Tricycle? I always wondered whether or not there was a god... and now I know, I'm him... Is 'toss it' some new age metaphor for 'screw it'? Wow, I'd better take some proactive steps towards solvation for this particular problem... Uhm, anyway, John Wayne better say something damn cool about me when I die... Oh god... this is like when Warrior found out Santa Clause wasn't real, and Skyfox found out that that Spice Girl left... So can she still be called Spice? Is it like a military rank, and when you get dishonorably discharged you lose it? or does she *have* to keep it because it's like that red A that colonials attached to themselves to make good literature? If we had some sort of an all knowing Vortex, it could tell us... Or at least... we could ask it... And hence he came to #WIngNut in search of the Nut-Boy... Yet, no such Nut-Boy is present... Wow, I ran into a freak! Yeah, well, Maniac cost Colonel Lombard an eye... that sort of thing definatly evokes a lot of hatred... at least, however, he has somebody to blame... Oh, hey, I brought a Trelane action figure... I put it on my desk with the Ackbars... now I can act out all my #Wing-Commander adventures... That's a special effect... Things that use the word 'Free' suck... for example, 'Descent: Freespace'... cause, you know, nothings smarter than HAL... Crappy TOPAZ word! I can't use it for anything! l88k @ th|s! a LMg raid... Loaf's Married Guild but if you leave a message at the beep. He willg et back to you ASAP I'm going to go check on dinner, thanks for lifting my spirits... i love four, but by god I'll die before I install 5 again. Oh stop bickering you two or I'll use the maximum power up my oped abilities to scream hi at you both... ICQ is the ICQ for gamers... Crid, I think a quote belongs here... Of course not; *ALL* of Chris Reid's enemies have horrible powers like the ability to use stairs... *snif*, but I sold my hair to get you this watch... (G) I should probably check with one of my evil brothers about press packets. Speaking of slow moronic people who's only existance is thanks to a society designed to support the inept, Maverick! Wizzy's a jerk. Warrior and Akkbar no longer work at WCHS. It is the sole propriety of the Cridloaf consortium... He thinks that us insulting him a lot is kind of a 'hey buddy' thing, wherein we actually hate him in a firey all consuming manner... When did you last see a post by Akkbar that wasn't a) About Pure3D drivers or b) About Akkbars incredible life ? No, the name will change when our new coat of paint is done... Why are you capitalizing KEY POINTS? . That's scary, I think it's against the law to play soccer in like 22 states... There are 32 non American countries? I thought there was just Zaire... because you have to get Ebola-Zaire somewhere... I think it's a massive conspiracy Hades... What the fudge? Next time America does something real like fight a war against you other 32 countries or play a real game like... pool... I'll go and root for them. Where are you people getting this? There's no such thing as Americans playing soccer... in the same week that SecOps came out... Oh, the irony of glory... Oh, BCRUD, we have different names for the same file. According to the incredibly cool locator at PizzaHut.com yes... (425)226-1430 There, call there to get Chris a pizza... get him some breadsticks too... people love breadsticks... My god... the darkness has returned? "... and so it came to pass that with the arrival of the Goodness of Carton that the darkness which supercedes all which is of Delance and all which is of Kelvin shall return, bearing the fruits of destruction..." I... don't know why I quoted that... nobody in their right mind would have said that before. Anyway... I plan to harness his darkness and utilize it in my one true goal, the destruction of Next Generation magazine... Comrade Eagle doesn't usually get phonecalls? Oh wow, agwc trivia! I can do it now and become the envy of those I envy... With anyone else I would not be so picky, but you bug me. The number... is FIVE! :o Wow, cue the love theme from me getting Quest 83 right... Didyagetit? Like "Of all of my movies, that's the best" wouldn't be "Nar all nar my movies, that's the best" C7 would probably not appreciate my intense dislike of the Bible. I don't think C7 would appreciate my intense dislike of C7... I have taken #Mint for The Guild... I intend to hold it... You want cards, Chris? Why didn't you just say so... Oh, quelle wonderful ban list... . Ahhh, what else would I do with my money? Buy this so called 'food'? People always say that about Chris (and I), and I never understand it... cause when we're wrong we admit it. Napalm? I love the smell of Napalm in the... I'm not gonna op Zohrath, you're not gonna op Zohrath, and Mikey isn't here... I'd pay to hear the sweet sweet sound of the Nut-Boys voice any time... Uhm... No, you shouldn't have to type anything at all because in theory you're not supposed to have that option... tis an egg... HAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hehe... AHHAHAHAHAHA. That Chris Reid guy knows crap, why I taught him everything.... I just *LOVE* the smell of Napalm in the morning... You like "ChrisReid" better than Stalker, right? You know what they say about optimism... it's msimitpo backwords... Chris, take a note, at 10:17 PM EST on 6/22/98 I said 'coelomated pizzas'... Note that on 6/22/98 I advised Maverick(!)$ to take a nice glass of SHUT THE HELL UP... Chris will note that in my log... Note that while Hadrians quite SEEMS silly, it is from an incredibly emotional speech on B5 that brings tears to ones eyes... That's a cool saying... but nowhere near as cool as the radioactive cats thing... This is like when Chris and I were the same person... Yeah... you must have been pretty mad about... the X-Files movie... and how they screwed up... the X-Files movie... Look, if Chris wants to turn evil and start slaughtering the innocent like cattle, that's his perogative... it's... privledge of rank... yo quiero? Wow, you only have one msg window open? I'd figure you'd be getting lots of "WHAT WILL WE SEE IN PRIVATEER 3???"s" and a few "Wow, Johnny, can I have your babies?" I should sell my story to tabloid newspapers so as to gain even greater profit from an otherwise unethical experience... or, I could eat some more of the coelomated Pizza... Origin guys used to treat us like... us... but now we've got people like Johnny and That Guy who treat us like people. It's rilly rilly cool... an entirely new paradigm. Just so you know, i there's ever a religion based on me, it would *definatly* involve a definition of either martial law or complete anarchy... My god, he's quoting the book now? First The Artifact and now this? What is all of it coming too? He thinks he's some kind of a Chris Reid... well... we'll show him... Chris Reid he aint... Holy crab, 61 new agwc posts in the time it takes me to watch 'A Clockwork Orange'? Heh, he said 'deluge'... Go flame that flame guy, will you? I would ask the museum curator for assistance... Ministry of continuity... I am troubled... if the prototype Rapiers weren't flown until after .111, what will the movie have on .74? (please and thank you. My smart ass arrogant attitude is NOT stupid. But you'll get no support from the people you're trying to suck up to, moron, they're for the most part good friends... . I can only infer that you were some newbie who Crid or I somehow greviously offended, although I suppose that's being a bit generous, as that you're probably just someone trying to cause trouble... get it through your thick little skull that we're all friends here. My smart ass arrogant attitude is NOT stupid. If it wasn't for smart-ass arrogant attitudes you would never have been able to post this in the first place. . At least you spelled my name right. Damn, I wish I'd said that. MORONIC MIKE HARRISON. He spends like 6 pages talking about the Brimstone missions... He has *SUCH* a Maniac fixation. Yeah, when Chris gets married he named all the people who'd be at the wedding... the evil that we once battled has returned, and it shall take all of our holy armadas of light to stave it off again... but... we shall overcome... we will beat back Marc Levin, and by god we will never let Marc Levin win... 'Oooh he's Boomer, he's Boomer, slower than lllliightning, but everyone issss, he's Boomer, Boomer, posts spoilers..." JPG went ballistic and didn't get to see Boomer naked... Anyway, if I become a character, people have to salute me, right? I'd go with the traditional 'Too chicken to post your real name?' approach... also, I'd eat a klondike bar, as I shall now demonstrate... Hmmm... lets see what the clock brought in to tick, shall we? Invite her over to use your water No wait, she'd be all messy because she can't wash her hair... Wild Waves? They've got fries there, right? Your gonna get some, right? You probably should have just said 'no comment'... I... wasn't talking about fries, Mid... STILL loading alt.test. I try and pick up women in alt.test... I'm... that pathetic... Goodnight, Capital Brazil! Celina? Wait... she's coming here... to... your house, Chris? Ahhh... can I meet her? I think i understand this whole holy war thing... Yeah, *!*@*.il annoys *!*@*.everybodyelse, so *!*@*.everybody else tries to kick their arses a lot... one 'looks forward' to the publication of a Wing Commander product... Speaking of exciting opertunities in the field of phone sex... which we most certainly were not... HAD! You've gone from being a Nut... Boy to being... damn... Hows the war;)? I think they're all in my merry guild, cept Gerthein. And he's a generally all around cool guy because he understands that agwc is for discussion and not silly ego-battles... thus we benefit greatly from him, eye to eye or not. Damned WC fans, always hanging around the WC newsgroup... Just so you know, we can reply on every single thing Chris posts, because, by god, he knows more than two... other... things... put together... . Here... is where I hold the line... balzak. Mmmm, creme roulette And with the passing of the Nut-Boy was lost the best of us... Goshdashed Nut-Boy screwing with my mind... I wish I had an 'in your face' attitude... Okay, I'm working on detailed descriptions of events, but I'd *LIKE* to get them dates... a date, a date, a date... next summer... before I all go off to college... entre full glory. Lemme check the mythical KS calander... No you do'nt, it picks up 'Dashit'... So can I talk to that woman yet? It's a HyperMarche. I believe that. So anyway, I'm going away to survey some ocean front property I bought in Wyoming... Best just let it die... I hope Johnny comes tonight... because I like Johnny... People who forget the letter e suck ass Oh... no, I've been kicked from #Wing-Commanders. whatever will I do. Sorry. I laugh at the stupidest things. I chose not to because I'm not stupid. Anyway, I was explaining why I didn't believe your miserable charade. No... I KNOW you lied because I work for WCHS... I cannot believe that a pathetic little punk kid like you actually thinks he can outsmart me in such a manner. Because it's part of the definition of arrogance... as I pointed out earlier... an insult would be like "you hurt kittens!" I don't know whether or not you hurt kittens, so that's an insult. Your the sort of person intelligent people stay intelligent to stay away from... Then, it all becomes but an amusing log to read for kicks at a later date. and... dust... dust! I'd ahve to go back to doing something intelligent instead of wasting this tiny portion of my intelect to counter yours... tried to start your same moronic argument in MY channel. I don't like that crap. not in MY house... Oh god, don't you get it? You still don't know what a hippocrite is. I think I'd be a kick ass debate guy. We don't play games... We just kick ass and chew bubble gum, a lot more the latter... Speaking of virtual phallic symbols today, I saw 'A Clockwork Orange' today... No, the Legionnare works outside the organization to allow for deniability... This is like the end of Apocalypse Now... in that we worship ChrisReid... The GOOD Napalm quote... Oh Had, your my hero... but put on your FRICKIN UNIFORM. Gentlemen... we have all taken part in the guilds largest operation to date... and it has been successfull... DAMNED succesfull... You'd really, really think he could come up with a better lie. we routinly undertake operations that other people view to be impossible, and often succeed... Oooh, violance. I also done you, Nut-Boy, the power to give DM comissions... Well... I know your somewhere between 10 and 13, you're INCREDIBLY immature for your age... you're arrogant, egotistical... you like to play dress up. Cheese. there are male porn stars? Do people always catch me on bad days by chance, or do I just always have bad days? This is part of the definition of not having a clue. Sorry, don't mind me folks, I just shaved... you know, suddenly I sick! \/\/ORD Wow, that rules... I should end every single comment with \/\/ORD Well, in theory it'll only take one week, laws of probability and all... \/\/ROD \/\/ROD Not if they're all by Barrie Almond. I feel so clean. That, gentlemen, is the single coolest thing I have ever said... Wow, Chris is sounding more like me every day... There must be a little bit of Bandit LOAF prowling around inside his head... some day, there won't be any Crid left... Awww Chris missed my mental note:/ Mental note, have lost all respect for Dund... I thought he was a normal loser, not some drug addled jerk. My eyes are aways red... Oh. Mine comes from a series of painfull laser things. Ha! Well YOU don't have silicone implants;) Left eye, what ever did you think? Wow, Delance syndrome in Dundradal, I'd rather we just have him put down than attempt to fix him a la Kelvin. Yeah... it's the "Boomer" of news servers... Well... there are two mindsets there... actually this week the ng has been idiot-free... Then I'm sorry, if you're not an ace, I withdraw the offensive remark. Hmmm... my ear hurts, I've got an obsessive compulsizve disorder... but damnit, I'm too freaked out to get on the kiddie rides... Wow, we didn't do ANYTHING w/out me? amsg sucks ass OH GRAP I never...ever got into my hornet and didn't find it adequote for the task at hand... but I like school, I guess, I just never realize that when I'm there... so Bob Hope doesn't retire until 2154? Wow, you know everything AND have a spiffy hat... Wow, we use lots of real animals... used... I so miss it... Wow, can I come? I decided to grow a goatee, but I haven't figured out how yet... I just want to be able to say "Give my regards to oblivion"... Speaking of which, when do I get to meet the girl of your dreams? . Clever reference to Byydo, or just a thing people say? I mean, I'd go to the BBQ, but my family is bringing me a cold pizza home fromt he beach snice I kindly stayed home and felt sorry for myself. Former Kelsan president Twai Knei is an 'old acquaintance'? Yes. Yes you can. Want to be a Brigand? Well, I'm gonna ta graceland, by which I mean downstairs... I leave control of the \/\/ORD in the hands of the Hadribrain collective... chop chop, I say, I need a drink... Okay, scratch them as being Brigands, Hades... we will have a new position, 3 slots, Hadribrain Hadrian, Hadribrain Brain and... somebody else... frayed knot. Johnny!!! Yip! Yeah... if I was that taco bell dog, I'd say things like Yip, probably... Damn, I wish I was that taco bell dog... playplayplayplay SOMEBODIES TRYING TO BLOW UP IRELAND! Ooh, congrads Crid * LOAF likes the fact that his name was used... Yeah... thats what I don't like about WC... your wingmen don't starve when you don't feed them... I mean... I can go like 2 missions without feeding Spirit in Wc1, and she doesn't die... BYYD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \/\/ORD, HadriBrain Therein, a cross between rabbits and seals is a good idea so rabbits can breed like seals it's a shame, really... he wasn't a bad guy... he just wasn't a smart guy. Heh, I wish he'd stayed evil... then I could say something cool like "Whaddya call a pair of traitors to the WC community? Kelvin and Hobbes."... "Whaddya call a pair of traitors to the WC community? Kelvin and Hobbes." Wow... would that we praise the humidex as our false god? i should probably consort with the Hadribrain first... It's funny becasue the W is bigger than the entire ORD... or it's not funny... which is probably the case... No, the world rocks less than before, thus causing a fake pretense of rockage in the unaffected but not particularly comparativly rocking WIn98... Noted, logged, classified and... the other one... Dash, I'm not up on my Cridlife... Oh, we convinced him that Fox^Mulder took over #WIng-Commanders in an attempt to frame us... Oh, okay, as long as its CR. Hey OtherOne Is funnest a word? Hey, we're the ones stupid enough to elect morons to control us in the name of freedom... His IP didn't... do that thing IPs are supposed to do... I must get like 5 "DO YOU HAVE THE X from WCX??? I NEED it 4 A PBM!!!"'s each day... I'm glad I convinced him to hate me... I saw it at the store today... how odd that I should remember that... and note it, in fact... I told my brother "Hey look! It's the Mulan soundtrack!" in a very non serious manner... I'll be in school for like... many more years... That's either disgusting or amusing... John-ny! Sure... we can bounce things... Bugs Johnny Guentzel! Zillions of 'em! A moon pie... Blair says... very very little. He nods once, and occasionally pops up in briefings if his wingmen are dead... Kickintheshin Dieu! No, we're trading explicit pictures of ace... I think I said 'This is a great interview... except where...' Heh, don't fuck with the Hubble Space telescope.... Forever... Or, we could go to #LM-Guild and party like its 1995... Wow, ^death is there... that is so very very sad... Hmmm, well, in theory Our Lady Nut-Boy should have opped all Guildsmen... Did you say 'McTaggart'? Aren't you that Sorthak guy? He said that wind, fire and water shall soon converge to create an alliance of power... If he said anything at all, though, I'ms ure it'd be classified and compartmenalized... because I like saying 'compartmentalized'... I usually just rename people 'Nut-Boy' and then assign them a number... I... love yo... nevermind... Hmmm, mental note, stop pretending to be a 16 year old girl interested in ace... Tell her your favorite movie is 'Titanic', 16 year old girls love 'Titanic'... I hate it when I'm eating straw and I'm thinking strawberrys... Nothing is above phsycis, son, nothing... except maybe Newtonian Physics, whatever the hell those are... You saw Starship Troopers, right? Okay... remember at the end... they prod the Brain Bug... with a prod... That's why Byydo's not here... Wow, I've gotte a lot of the Vega campaign down to the hour... General Hospital? On 2654.112 Christopher Blair took a shower... Tcha, tcha, tcha. No problem, we didn't need to know that much... we just assumed you were gone for good, and we've all got high paying jobs with major corporations... That's unfortunatly a wee bit classified at this time. Heh, well, I'm sure that we'll have a position open for you if you'd like to join what we're doing... Being the allmighty god of WC news I know stuff like that. Uhm... it's been mentioned in a few articles. scomilar The tortured screams of my psyhe render thought immutable? Yeah, I think that Bandit LOAF was the only person ever to play proving grounds... Out there ? Good job. You've more of a spine than I Looks like Nut-Boys chat with Kelvin worked wonders... Heh, Scraprogh... Win98 is everything Win97 should have been... Informal poll? The newsgroup is the best place for intelligent WC discussion... people who don't use punctuation are dumb lol Large Timid Mouse? Ooooh, you freaky aolers... U want 2 IM me? lol! heh, Pinpoint, for the love of small kittens and daisys, Akk, be a bit less obvious. Dash it, I hate it when people do'nt understand my amusing satire.... Some day, Chris, when I'm rich and powerful, I'm going to pay you to follow me around saying things like that... I don't like his whois, lets kick him? Hehehe, have you whoised him? Still the man of my dreams... I personally am upset with the war in Vietnam... thus, I'm protesting... via... uhm... mental imagery? No, Had, our generation needs to unite... because... we DESERVE a war in Vietnam... I say we go to DC and protest till we get one! Or, whatever the Canadian equivalent of a city where leaders are kept... BATTLE DAY brings back such sweet memories, memories of a bitter yet better time, a time when we were more than merely shells of a pitifull existance... It was a better time then... a time when men were men... ::CUT TO, BATTLE DAY:: FADE OUT I should ask that the HadriBrain use all its mental imagery to pounce upon the evil that is 'warm'... Brings new meaning to the comment 'do the man'... The 3 are 1, the 1 are 3. The one is but three in the form of one... Oh, I explained to Akk that we all hate him... Which is, how shall I put it, his worst fear? Was that a faux-pas, or was it intentional? We weren't talking about you Akk... we were talking about... hmmm... Princess Diana... and, well... now she's destroying... uhm... that country she's from... So... uhm... it would have been better if she'd just died in the car instead of in the hospital... wherein one EVIL doctor took blood samples... blood samples later handed over to one particularly evil sect of Trelane's commie nazis... Do the man! Boy-o? Quote frmo the good book, it shall see you through... Some would say that I was a God... some who worship me... Ugly but well hung? I'd like to believe that, but one of us sold him out... Well... not to be cliche'd, but... Wizzy? Wizzy is a bastard... NOTICE You can garnish my pay if it wasn't Trelane... No, SirZeus is that guy Akk pretends to be when Akk is away... Ja ja ja... Chris McCubbin returned... No, nobody likes Akk... We're fighting over Haes' affections... or something... McAuliffe has a jump point to Gateway Hell of a day to be a destroyer skipper... nickserv says I'm acidic! For example... Chris Reid becomes Chris Love Reid If I say 'got his gun', then you hit me, kay? I need you... to fill in for me when I go on vacation for a few days... next month or this month or something... Hey TS, what are you talking about? ChrisReidianity... a myriad of topazic ways... Then the conversation about jacking...? Chris didn't play UO, did he? ace, my man, if you buy UO, and I keep talking in this cool slang, then I too shall buy UO,... Does the bible not say "Holy Bible"? Oh, whatever, like I had a point... so I can point to UO in the store and go "MOMMY! MOMMY! I WANT THAT! BUY THAT FOR ME!", and then hit the left half of my brain for calling Mr. Right 'Mommy'... GIMIT! 'Chordettes' is a cool ass word... G'Quan? It never rains but it pours? Intelligent descision. Now, where's Wiz? Oh, Johnny will be a SubCrid, Hades... You missed... generations of wonder... Hmmm, no, but I will once we find him... You missed... generations of wonder... repeating themselves They, how do you say it? Suck-ass? nuttinMuch Darek Smart?!?!?! YOU BASTARD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D MENTION DAREK SMART! I HATE YOU!!!! Oh, wait, I'm civilized and I don't care... 301 774 5854 Graet... Wow, next week, that is just so cool... Next week is cool as peons... Yahtzee! Ha! We'll be kings, kings I tell you! He shows up at comp.sci.letsflameDerekSmart every once in a while that group probably caters to his less mature newsgrouping needs... Oh, so we have a cool ass excuse to kick Iraq around a little more? Oh, does Hades know what we're talking about? Because, you know, it might come up while they're watching Armageddon... "AHAHAH! BRUCE WILLIS SUCKS!!!! Speaking of which, I heard you stole WCHS?" "How'd you know about that, and he was good in '12 Monkeys'!?"... Origin decided they like Chris 'n I, so they're giving us a ship of our own... Its like in Star Trek 6 where Sulu gets his own ship and he kills egotistical Kirk, had that actually happened in Star Trek 6... which of course it did not... Uhm... the MIdway 2? Chris is Wing Commander and I'm Junior Vice President... Uhm, that said, they're providing us with some of their high quality server space and such, to make an official WC news site... assuming you die between now and next week. So, if you really really want it named after you, I suggest in the most polite manner that you off and die. Speak of the Devil, Hardian and Akkbar... minus the devil... Tofor? Oh god, you're some foreign freak... What if I were to... start a war between England and Scotland? Would that make you happy? Wait, gods have power? (Mr. Right, as explained yesterday, is the right side of my brain, and thus controls my pitiful left hand...) No! Mr. Right is neutral... people who don't recognize my god given right to be better than them deserve to die... Tee hee. Cool as a noodle... Wow... Akk is a jackass, you have a pager? Wow, they kill people with pagers here. Crid, thou art lagged. A bit of the old in and out? Oh, yeah, god it... If I was Adam Foshko I'd get all the girls... Tchjeeee! I need such weapons to fight the wars of the future... took care of my kitten... Wooh hoo! Crid! Come to my aid! No, I just said that to sound cool... Eels kinda rock... wb CR, yer kickin some Raptor based ass... It just showed us that the sun explodes eventually. This is colors so far, Chris... kinda psuchy, but I'mt rying to match with Phoenix's thing... On the last day... of the last great AHM... Who was this man, and how did he write his name in solid cement? I know! We'll use technology to bring him back to life! No, Eagle is here:/ Anway, we've probably got bigger fish to fry.. I've always had a thing about frozen people... Its funny, AND sad... Don't tempt Dan with words his young mind might find appealing... \\`ORD Hmmm, stlouis est tre lagged... If I can fit it into several billion conversations will you give me... two shiney nickels? Oh, don't worry, I know where the Concordia did last summer... Oh, I was hoping for the girl kind of person... ALl you do is add the word 'Love' into an actor/actress' name and they become popular. Yeah, speaking of which, did you know he actually used to be young? Yeah, young and nude... Said the raven, anymoire... Quoth? Is that like cutting? You're the proverbial man alone in the woods without the protection of a contingent of missile-armed backpack apes, Tre... Harakh I hate... power... Oh, I was hoping for the girl kind of person... It did, but I didn't say it, so we can't put it in the book... I have a poem somewhere... So was the last time I had surgery... how much better ? Cool SFX and bad dialogue, sounds like the Book of LOAF... except for the SFX thing... Its probably a Chris thing... Yeah... its odd... we hear "the MP is gonna prove that FS is better than WC! HAHAHAAH! YOU MORONS!" for like 5 months... and then we get "Oh, well... the MP doesn't WORK, but at least we've got... the single player game!" Erm... I guess we were all alive in 198whatever... Our evil secret project... * LOAF Yee! Yay, somebody got ye olde bad pun, and we can go forth to make bread and feed our party, which apparently includes Lara Croft... Oh, just nevermind, nobody understands me but my woman... by which I mean 'nobody understands me'... Oh, nevermind, just nevermind... Okay, Dunds gone, we can talk about all the secret projects we want... I could go to the Reid system... and be Ben of Reid... uhm... and I swear to god I'll never go hungry again! No, I just like saying things... also, pink lemonade, I like pink lemonade... amsg sucks! I won't be here much tommorow, as that I'm going to tbe beach... Hehehe, my nearest beach is 3 hours ago... * LOAF has to learn to drive ASAP:/ Hehe, boats are cool. Eck, I can't believe that NeoDevilBane guy credited me for that timeline at the newsgroup... whereas I'm working on the amazing timeline that will change the way people think about timelines I make... he's just giving me bad PR with his weird stuff... Anyway, Chris, to preserve WC's future, I need you to do something for me... can you, like, cure cancer before the end of the year? Okay... I'll eliminate the brazilian rain forest, Chris, you do the cancer thing... Hehe, this is so cool, it's like watching me unfold... I should say something witty... then Chris will paste it in the other channel for processing later... Back... soon... g'night to everybody if I fall asleep on my way to get a drink... Err, hang in there Chris... in my experience everything turns out good eventually... Yay! Now you can regale us with witty commentary... Love is so overrated. I mean, what would you rather have, love or Privateer 2? Sleep is a waste of time. If we weren't forced to sleep, we'd get so much more stuff done... we'd be like robots... without the laws... Hmmm, I wish I could get away with shooting at my neighbors on holidays... Anyway, lets make ten billion copies of the Book of LOAF, so as to insure that it'll still be around in the year 3000 when people will speak of us as if in legend... of course they'll spell our names in odd ways, like "Kryed" and "Lhoef", but it'll still be pretty cool... I'm@gone Dash, so I, theoretical person A, can't break the ribs of all the other contestants, so as to assure myself the 50,000 dollar prize? Anyway, WC still has the ever annoying Sivar dreadnaught, capable of less-than-mass-yet-more-effective destruction. Anyway... when we last met, I was trying to get Scotland and England to fight a war... if you, a British person claiming to be from 'Britain', slaughter, oh say... half a million to 750 thousand Scottish people in the name of your leader... Hmmm... up that number to 2.5 million, and do it in horrible violent gory ways... like hang them by their intestines and such... If Chris' life were completely boolean, giving him the choice of only talking to Celina or doing agwc stuff, I'd assume he'd be talking to Celina because he's notposting anything new to agwc... but I've seen him do things like... kick Wizzy, so there must be other options... but if history is any indicator, and it oft is, when he's working he adds a WORKING to his nick... 27 pages... this damned thing is 27 pages long... I was being profound... Ever wonder what the point is? There aint nobody here to hear him cryin'... Well, at least you're doing something, that's important... The time for rash descisions is... now... I *really* want to know what 3 letters you're covering up... You'db etter jmila 'wn.. Emr... you'd better mail 'em Chris is out there, posted to agwc one minute ago... they're all around me... I just wanted to note that you're posts at agwc have been of an extreme quality today... People left, people arrived, people live, people died... hmmm, that originally wasn't supposed to sound that way... tsk tsk tsk Frisk DOWN WITH ROBOTS!!! They can't argue. It's more of a random generation of words (3 percent profound) all of which sometimes make sense to the average viewer... Yeah, I hate people who assume that just because they have some pre concieved notion of the WC universe that the're always right, even when an official source contradicts what their pathetic little mind came up with... Wow, me too... well, and I'm lazy... 'we' meaning you since I seem to be having you do the crappy stuff... but you're good at it Ronronronronronronronronronronronron Hmmm, 0 seconds from ChrisReid... I'm not lagged to the good ones... I'd abuse the /ame command, even make some chasing /ame jokes, but I'd interfere with the secret operations going on in #crid... He's an intelligent guy, but kind of a jerk... Because Wiz, you're an intelligent guy, but... I hate obsessed loaf fans hounding me... well, I enjoy it... on one level... on another, entirely different level I also enjoy it... I would pay Chris Reid to take care of the autographs business... Allllright... for meritous service above and beyond the call of duty... ... for actions which lead to the increase of gratuitous sex and violence in an otherwise starved society... ...and for leading the squadron which... something... I hereby award the picture of the Apollo 1 mission patch stolen from NASA's web site to Chris "Stalker" Reid and NutBoysFirstName "Nut Boy" NutBoysLAstName... it is of course, the one that caught on fire andk illed everybody during a test. ARG! Irony! And that should be in quotes. That is all... now, if somebody could get to work on some sort of... secret project... Hmmmm... you realize I have no Merry TrueSpace Rendering... Then unto a century of greatness! Heh, each book of LOAF quote is worth 1 to 25 or so words... mmm... I'm thinking... When Dune 2000 comes out... we should all subscribe to Dune 2000 newsgroups... because we'll be able to laugh at people who wonder where Dune 3-1999 are... You got the awards wrong. htis is a new award for you both. Then by god, get out there and earn an award! It was like 10,000 voices crying out, all of whom were me... It's simple scripting.. Chris Reid being a genius, probably figured it out on his own. Yeah, but your one sucks. Have the summer op shot, dragged into the street and tortured. Chris already has a script for pasting Book Quotes... Plus, nobody prompted it. Necessity is the mother of invention, therein without a necessity your script is a bastard... Truer words have naer been spoken, except possibly by... Loaf's Merry Guild Loaf is an equal parter at the WCCIC He's the moron of stupid people... I think he's Akkbars wife, David... In what sense? Does it cause an immune response? But everybody loves... me... Chris... hast thou mailed that guy? I agree, in a positive proliferative sense... Hmmm, better do it:0 The best movie currently showing would be The Truman Show... Wha? Yeah, sure... Chris! Did you do it? Hey, lets argue about Derek Smart's PHD!!!!! . Hey! Lets spread the word... Hmmmm... I should talk to him tonight... Don't flood or I'll take your arm and show you to the door... Quelle shame.. Yes, but 'Congo' was better than Titanic... don't harass the guests... Then you are what we call a fool... Star Wars sucked... People who accuse sci fi movies of being unrealistic should be dragged out into the street, tortured and then shot... Now? No idea, but I do know that Lucasarts pathetic marketing of the SW name has made the entire franchise suck... He's not flooding... Yeah, I'm gonna kick Chris Reid. Theeeeere's a good idea. Damn, GGs... I don't want him to get fd... Maybe 'effed'... like on the Effnet... all of us? Maybe he's that Nitrate jerk... can't be retired, that's a .edu... Noduh. Yeah, WCHS will gone soon... Scientists, Firekkan treaty, Hurricane... McAuliffe burning... ThePanther does *not* go to Florida university, impersonate me or say the kinds of things that fellow did. Stupid Wizzy... Did you add my whole cool ass sex conversation with chicklet? What percent!!!!? * LOAF doesn't trust a lot of the current Star Wars crap. Arg, why'd the book go off? THERE we go... 55 dollars! He's a fool. And so my words came back to haunt me... Good thing they don't release a good game every week. Prophecy was worth a lot... he's become himself again. Stupid Gerthein, I'll spit on his bones... Old moronic dogmatic Gerthein. We should have stopped it... !LOAF He's getting better... I'm gonna clear out my ICQ list... yes, that's what I'm going to do... Too many weirdos. I must have 300 people... Tell them where to stick their measuring sticks and wheels... technically we can call our new site 'Introspection WCHS' because Akk has the copywrite to IntroSpection WCHS'... I'm sure Chris would rather go out with me than some 'girl'... Speaking of which, when do I get to meet her? Yeah, but I'm in Maryland... http://introspect.wa.net/alienpress.jpg WTH? Woo hoo! Invite her over! Hmmmmm... well, invite her over when you're not at home. Goodnight, Nut-Boy honor our clan. Ewwww sap... Covert!LOAF, now brb Well, enough of that, lets kick ass and take names... Yah! CHRIS! You're on Conan O'Brian! Not anymore, I flip away during the musical guests... but there was just a magic thing... Oh, I'm watching Chris... After much post-story investigating, the reporters of the WCHS have discovered that Wing 5 is not going to be named Wing Commander: Prophecy. Wow, Akk used to be 21? http://introspect.wa.net/osichat.txt Legal Akkbar. I've no idea. Amphibians aren't like lizards... Wow! 2 seconds... lets enjoy this respite whilst we can... found my driveway at mapquest... ahhh, that sucks... it must suck to have friends . * LOAF has to waste tommorow Samcatting... Conan Obrian! Then you saw Chris! Trelane embiggens us all, welcome back Byyd. Yeah.... he was just on... Nobody knows Sivar * LOAF always liked Muppet Babies, cause they always had clips from Star Wars... My favorite show when I was a kid was Jace and the Wheeled Warriors, and nobody remembers that... Hmmm... sounds... almost familiar... but that was the formula for all the cartoons of the 80s... I remember He-Man... which my mom never let me watch... I have no idea why not... I watched whatever was on before He-Man and I always had to turn the tv off afterwards... I had such a traumatic childhood. Except he's bound to Akkbar at the hip... or possible some other cavity... Dash, what else did I watch when I was a kid... He wrote the book. Or at least collected all the quotes... Eeee, that was one of the ones I avoided I think... with My Little Pony and Mr Potato Head Kids... The Carebears... oooh, I watched the Flinstones kids... They like ignored all this continuity from the actual Flinstones... I watched Exo Squad... but that was much later I guess... i'd tape Exo Squad if they still showed it:/ It's one of only two I'll admit to liking in public situations... I bought bulk tapes but realized I didn't have anything to do with them, so I'm looking for something... My parents wouldn't let me keep the slime though... Hmmm, lemme go get some tasty breakfast choclate bars... brb... I haven't seen the first movie in so long... the characters from the show are more memorable. cause they get turned into stereotypes, the fat guy, the black guy, the crazy scientist... the fact that you just sayd 'Lorenzo Music' is scary... Well, he asked me if Bill Murray was the voice of Garfield. I wonder why they translate crap like that to French, but no good stuff? We had like that, very very old episodes of The Simpsons, a cartoon about talking cars, several day old news in English and 'The Avengers' I believe. Eee Mental note, need to rent Back To the Future 2... Why isn't the Gorilla named Kong? Who *ARE* the Edenses? K'Z'Ha'Dum... something to do with Pak'ma'ras... Anyway... heard you were talking about... Paradigms... * LOAF wants to see a 3d paradigm They were so cool and lumpy... Johnny sent me some of his wonderful pictures, including the coolest Paradigm ever... Gorditas! tast supreme today.... then santa fe... fiesta we love the... It's for Taco Bell, Hades, with this communist dictator dog... Lemme ISPSwitch... I got mail from him... bastard who screwed me into his timeline.... he's like, ego in a bottle, has to tell everybody about his crap... Nope, but I am ready to HIGHLIGHT IMPORTANT TOPICS so as that we can READ and UNDERSTAND them... I'm a Sivar Cultist... Wow. And how many people are in Israel./ ? Pickup trucks? Not really... SUVs kick ass. They have things in Canada? I live right outside Washington. Borlange, that's when you eat food but throw it up afterwords? Okay boys, lets get it back up. and they still lost. ChrisChrisChris! Johnny sent me a Paradigm... Its so cool, its the kind of Paradigm you dream about... bien sur but wait! It gets... more... he sent me 1 paradigm and some Draymen docked inside Perry... That's all, except he told me he could get more... Ohmygod,Hadesstoppedusingcapitalletters!Thattearsit,nomorespacesforme... Johnny hrai Guentzel nar Nak'Tara sent me a 3d rendered picture Well... you have to capitalize I... this morning? I ate a turkey sandwich... I don't care what it looks like, j ust that you give it the LMG seal of approval. It's a sad sad day when WC games get rated in order of WCness... When I measure it it's only like 5 inches long... Erm, it's 22km long... Yeah, some peon assaulted Haes. Sorry, Freudian slip... Sivar dashed RC... * Terrorizer thinks loaf is a poo poo face, SO THERE!!! ? * LOAF is laughing at the Star Trek cartoon, brb. coveresly, the word for Hebrew in Nephilim is not Giants... I have... 45 minutes of Braille class tommorow, other than that it's all timeline stuff... its a tense moment. * LOAF went to a book sale at the library... got lotsa cheap books... C777 still lives with his mother? but in a universe with limitless possibilities, I could in theory one day work for a cab company... there are certain rules of conduct we follow... Oh. Well... don't do what donny don't does do... No, I suppose not. You don't belong in our time any more than we belong in yours Why don't they just abandon the Enterprise C and send it back unmanned? Its full of... naked Malcolm McDowell... Hyund... something... I've never seen a Robocop... My parents wouldn't let me have a nintendo, but they let me play Leisure Suit Larry... I used to have nightmares about breaking things at the Zoo gift shop and getting arrested for it... I went to the Library with Samcat and his sister and then they made me go out to eat with them, when I had perfectly good witty comments to make... Blockbuster Music? I see commercials... and I hear on the radio that I can purchase my favorite songs at Blockbuster music... but I've never seen one... Hmmm, but we'd never brag about that... "we're all equal here" . We should have an agreement like Asimov and Clarke... I tell people you're the biggest WC fan, and vice versa. No... go enjoy life. but it would be a wonderful experience... Slut. Yes... Oh... what if I... wiggle my hand like this... Hehehe, Byyd's obsessive compulsive too. Get back into #WingNut, Johnny wants to use the book. hmmm... that was when we didn't like Kelvin... Sorry, had to do that thing I do... Wc1 supposedly had a ship that was never used. I forget the name... Wow, by adding trademarks, we can all be Boomeresque... Ponder that and what does FMV have to do with the programmers anyway? Alpha Female? The big plus about FMV is the acronym... You get all these people who love you because you tell them what it stands for... and it sounds like "DMZ", sort of... I'm good... surviving and all that. Hey Wister its the lil twirly one. Wow, she must think you're odd... Yeah, it's the twirly WCA Crossbow... WCATG. Doh... LL collection... cool hat... amazing 3d stuff, what *don't* you have? agwc is quiet... too quiet..l; I'm a long person! 302228! That... wasn't what I just said, damnit chris, you lied to us. In a sense... in a more accurate sense, you told the truth... but the truth can be too horrible to bear. Hmmmmm... stupid autographs. anything makes Doom Alpha 5 explode... I said that... I did, I said that the other day... Sooo Johnny.... can we get authgraphed pictures of you? Because you're a semi celebrity? Anybody can be Chris Blair, as Chris ROberts is about to prove with the movie... like 5 people can be Maniac. Guy from WC1SegaCD, guy from SWC, guy from WCII, Tom Wilson and Matt Lillard, 5 people can be Maniac... I think he's sleeping... Get some warm water... I haven't done a very good job of making myself known as a WC fan IRL... I need to make a uniform. Then people will take me seriously. TS, you remember 'The Wonder Years'? it's really... the watershed example of our lack of fundamentalism in... something.... I liked the IDEA of us... erm... Q2 single player... UberLOAF or NOTHING. Seeya girlWiz I'm a big fan of the 'games that are commander keen' genre... Dieu! :o He... didn't even say goodbye... Why'd he leave, why'd he leave? There's still hope... Yay! we knew you wouldn't deathlok us, we always had faith... Oh, nice Chris, I only know 12 people? 12 people... 12... monkeys? Hmmmm... The sad pathetic thing is that I can't think of 12 people I know. No, wait, I know 12 people... Aaaanyway, how soon do you need a WCA? Okay, if I find one I'll do that thing I do... That sounds like a product. Hey, if ever I'm a union worker on a movie, I get to be a 'Grip'... because it'd be a cool nickname... No idea, but I'm sure I can find a CD... Aaaanyway, it's getting early... and braille class starts tommorow... today... they should make braille roadsigns... I want multima... Report to whoever's in charge of that sort of thing, Johnny, they lost my 10 bucks a month cause they called it UO instead of Multima... Multima... it's one of the best words... up there with things that rhyme with neighbor and weigh... To create the illusion of depth in Blair's hair, the added streaks of blue. It was back when we only had 256 colors and by god we liked them... Hey, Amazon.com says the P3 guide is coming out in october. I've seen like... guys... and I've seen cool (that blue milk thing)... but Johnny is like a perfectly blended combination of both... much like wonderful swiss coffee... bitchy woman... NetScape Q2? Hey Vanhecke. thats something a wingnut's never said... I thought you left because you didn't like us? And so are age descended into a time of darkness... damnit, one of the kneat artifacts on my desk is making an odd sound when I type, brb... That was 'odd'.. Well, preferrably *right now* . ...not to be outdone, LOAF immediatbly responds with... "Oh yeah, we have a whole Jaws channel?... yeah, thats the ticket..." crap, that was scary. I sounded like a complete idiot. Okay. He was a nice guy, I just sounded like an idiot. swisp I think... I need to find some money... Dunno, hae to confirm with chris. What was that thing you showed me earlier, Nut? the &nopwhgatever thing. WCHS will probably never be updated again, Haes. Leaning to wc-cic.com atlanta.com is a horrible thing to... it's just horrible.. Wow, flip one upside down and I can be spanish... CIC? Oh, he won't pick it up, he's dull as a brick... One of those really dull bricks, too... the kind you find in the ocean... The eroded ones, yeah... he's dull as an eroded brick... The kind of eroded brick you might rub to sooth your feelings, but would not even consider for sharpening knives... More than one dash... then, suck, but one is nice and balanced... !'s suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, luck of the draw, i got the same number of !'s as he did... No, I was kidding... We can always have cic.ace-1.com Hmmm, but we're not really a company... of course neither is ace... wingcommander.net is nice for hosting other stuff I guess. killerbees.wingcommander.net, crabparts.wingcommander.net... but as a normal url I don't like like it as much. my family's getting lesnick.com... I think my computer is loaf.lesnick.com on our LAN... Yeah.. with the linux server (charlotte.lesnickc.com) that connects to the isdn line to the world and all the other computers in the house... Its very prestigious. dashit. Hmmmm... I'll have to talk to him... Are you afraid that the Nut-Boy might be in love with you too? To friendship! To friendship! May you drink the blood of your enemies while it's still hot. That's a Kilrathi toast, you guys, come on. Well, well, well, look what we've got here. So, that's what she goes for. Talk about putting a tiger in your tank. I think I need to get us another one. I fully and completely agree 100 percent, which is why we'd better damn well keep him here... as for 'retiring' WC, Origin isn't a bunch of rich guys who make WC just to entertain us. Wooo hoo! Captain Johnny - the game! (G) A sick, sick man... Uhm... yes? no? maybe so? 11,5XX ? Hmmm... well, thats what comes of people who play Freespace... He, we all know Chanserv is a woman... D'oh, Jaurez.org is invite only. Well... when you pay the 70 dollars you get as many subdomains as your body can handle... Hey... I've been thinking... why are you the Nut-Boy ? When you can be... Nut-Bal You'll always be the Nut-Boy to me... "Every time I fly... I'm flying against the Nut-Boy"... I like candelight dinners and long moonlit walks on the beach... eck, wait, candles suck and so does sand... especially when it's dark and you could be walking on dead crabs... yeck... downloafing the WCIV one. Thats what hebrew looks like? it looks like... funky asky characters? this nick kicks ass. Yes... but I feel as though we've destroyed a part of ourselves... Infested Kerigan like the skater? You realize that the demo we're talking about is over 50 megs in size? You... don't even know what the WC in SWC stands for, do you? Well, you read Playboy, right? Oh, well, there's a pointless blurb about the WC movie in it that I'm reporting just to make jokes at the expense of the guy who used to run the CIC... No idea. Apparently they don't need a credit card and such... I can mail you my half... alllright... then I'll need your full name, phone number and address. eck, I hate 4. oh, on a positive note, it's the URL Wizzy wants for some idiotic WizProject, so we'll bug him in the process... Hmmm... well... that's a dashed good question. Edward was never here. Just you and I... if Edward did happen to be listening, it would be by honest msitake that I missed it I plan to marry the girl of my dreams, Angel Devereaux... Hard Disk Cylinder? Like Rama? . Well... I'm just kinda euchy about them billing my address... Wow... the sick thing is that I haven't heard that... which means that the idiotic American media thinks that he isn't particularly important... There was a good chance that people could just !LOAF and stalk you... I'm thinking the Xtra question will be about Firekkan Villages... this strange religion a hell of a lot cooler than whatever I'm supposed to believe. Stupid tube... Yeah! free tibet!... wha? Did you get my Boomermail? In THEORY, communism works. If you figure out how, please tell the world so that we all might enjoy P1 again... Hmm, sometimes if you say Chris' name 3 times he appears... well... historically... that may never have worked... let me zip it up now... NO! Only one !, an annoying simley, and do it in little letters... You want I should break Chris' thumbs? Do I just break one in two places, or break like 1 bone in each? damnit, I'm the only Loaf... Now, I'm going to be away for a few days at a conference... so, if you need anything else, Chris is officially me for the next couple days... Hmmm... doesn't Lord British have a castle? that'd be a better place for an evil secret lab... Hmmm... I say Lord British not because I'm an Ultima fan (Ultimaniac? Ultimoron?) but becasue I can't spell Gariotte... Dunno, have you ever bought an Ultima for reasons other than looking for the Bloodfang? Hmmm... I'm not going to say which Ultimas I have for fear of ridicule and the other thing... but... Ultima I has that cool space combat, so, it's almost WC anyway... Its not often that I we get grinning men in heat in here... hmmm... wow. Unlike ace mine doesn't work for everything I do, though... Probably not. For anything else... whatever else there is... my password is ferret. Soo... what looks like K'Tithrak Mang? If you say 'Kabla Meth'.... I swear I'll hurt something. Well, people don't usually call me Captain, and I don't work with Origin... Ooooh, you mean him... yeah, he works alongside Origin, running them guns and supplies so someday we'll be able to fight off our reptile overlords... it's a dangerous job, but he gets an attractive woman and a wisecracking foreign guy as partners... Mellow Yellow is pop culture, but not very proliferated... the only place I ever see it is at Fudruckers... they have it there... top secret project? the timeline, the encyclopedia or the things you don't know about? The timeline isn't a secret project, it has some secret uses, but I've been working on it in plain sight for weeks... WCHS died. I should get the Aliens book... I should... I will... soon... I'll get it soon. They're doing a WC 'Fact Book' for the movie, whatever the hall that is. My library system sent them all to the godfosaken land of their booksale, and people snatched them up before I oculd find them. Just various bits of conversation I'll regret having later... So can you construct exciting battle sequences using the 3d models you discovered? Then you could reinact your favorite novels... or at least stick a Jalkehi on a Paradigm... Hmmm... you should set up some kind of museum... charge people admission to see the amazing 3d renderings... then when Chris and I go to Austin for our evil mission you can make money off us... Hmmm, I think that we should start a campaign to let high schools re-enact Aliens for their school plays... Just think, what would you rather see, a bunch of adolescents singing or getting slaughtered? We don't actually have an evil mission yet, but we plan to once we find out when the movie is coming out... Alllright, now we can get down... That's a very good question, lets go to our Book correspondant, the HadriBrain Organism, in South Korea, over to you HadriBrain... While the HadriBrain is omnipotent, he's not here right now in any form whatsoever... WOW (noun): a sucky 'easy to use' service once provided by compuserv. There are a lot of Chris Reid's out there, according to my research.. yet... only a quarter as many Christine Reids, or other female variants... therein, Chris, your chance of mating is only one in four... Hmmm... I wonder of Foshko can tell us whether Gharal is the same as Ralgha... *cut to: #Wing-Commander, 3001* Hmmm, saying that deathlok pulled a deathlok would be cliche'd, right? Personally, I still want to see... hmmm... more exploding capships, less color in space. Amazon.com tells me that the P3 guide is coming out in October... since nobody even knows whether there is a p3 or not, we should write them threatening letters... Yeah, you can simulate cold with VooDoo2 technology, right? WOW! There's a Chris Reid Co. in New York... Lets go on a worlds tour, Chris, we can go to New York and ramsack the Chris Reid Co... 'ramsack' is just a good word... The process by which one bags ram... Well... I'd like to think that the ChrisReid Corporation won't last forever... And... dare you... SWITCH TO 800 x 600! Stupid Seattle, I wish I lived in Seattle... Why are they fascinated by our ability to kill without remorse and pity? Yep. But we'll all be off in college... Wow, I've collected a series of souls... from my friends... I also took Satan's pen... of course... in taking the souls of others, I must of course lack one myself... you are as stupid as you look, that happens to everybody, it's called a split. Yeah, I'm leaving like 10 minutes ago... Yeah, but it's a catchy name... Aaanyway, I'm off... speak well of me, when I am gone... hmm... be nice to Johnny... if possible, work on the links? Welll, seeyall in a few days, I'm off to Philidelphia to coordinate resistance efforts... if anybody wants to work on a links page for the CIC... I'm bringing the novels, gonna timeline while I'm away... uhm... deal with idiots at Dan's Message Board? Morelike the general coolness of Capt Johnny... *EVERY* debate at agwc is the same. Each guy rambles on giving the same argument again and again, while the other person does the same thing, until one guy either ends it by saying something like 'Haha! This is all just semantics!' or 'heyyy, this is kinda like REAL airplanes', at which point everyone in the world jumps in to fight about REAL airplanes, because everybody knows everything about REAL airplanes. It's true, try it... . Chris is 117, of course, haven't you been to his web page? I'm glad you're here. Because it'd be harder to kick you when you aren't here? Ahh, some people, some people like to kick and ban all at once.. personally, I like to savor a few moments after the ban... you know, like those cat food commercials... the funny thing... is that you're here... and I'm here... you know, it's the classic situation... man meets moron, man has other man kick moron... We could, we really could... Okay... an URL... we need an URL... I dunno what the sold, because it was all bordered up... boarded... something like that, but it was "Delance!" It would be cool if I said 'you were born', but I'm not gonna say that... You impersonated me. For that you have paid a less-than-ultimate price... I'm always there, Terror, even when you think I'm not, I'm always there... The soccer thing is finally over? KICK ASS! Uhm... I'm back from Philly. I like Edward Pang, I really like Edward Pang... That rules Tre... people who quote SST accidently are the happiest people in the world... Groan, don't let him back in... You know what I don't like? People who call Macs 'macks'... Isn't it cool thatI knew that? Wanna see something cool? Voici, un Salthi de Privateer... accept the Salthi de Privateer... Hmmm, let it be known by all that I henceforth officiall unsubscribe from that crappy comp.ibm.space-sim-or-whatever flamegroup. In response to our topic, we have Ripper in our files section thanks to the magic of the amazing Nut-Boy Hmmm... we need to add Daniel Hardwicke to that list... Hmmm... on second thoughts, why is his nickname Akkbar and not Hard_Wick? Erm, no, I'm trying to figure out what you mean, that's why I'm asking... Wow, appropriate. Hey Tre. What do you think about having should have killed me a long time ago? The summer op is really, really dense. Hey Chris, we were just talking about you... He could have been talking about Joseph Cridstein... Like "I b0rked that Swedish chick" vs "Johnathan Borked's last name is Borked." Poor Fox, the sad but true truth is that his script sucking sucks... But he means well. If we could put !LOAF in the Book of LOAF... then it'd create a paradox! !LOAF !LOAF !LOAF I'm like the son of the guy who's dog told him to eat people.. That summer op is a real jackass. Thinkin he's so big. He's going DOWN. That's my mission in life, my mission in life used to be... something to do with aphids, but now it's to take DOWN the summer op. You're a veritable mountain of viewingness... THEN YOU JUST SUCK. C? !!!!! . What Chris said. I didn'd think people could get stupider... but, as usual, #Wing-Commander again disproves my faith and hope for mankinds future... I'd get mad if I wasn't happy... I'll just get mellow... Lets use The Book to answer that question... Hey Tre, what's your opinion on the should have killed me issue? I keep hearing SMAC, WTH is SMAC? Alpha Centauri is another silly game by that silly Sid guy. How can somebody named after a horrible fatal illness make great games? Well, you know something, you suck... It's a disgusting ramification of justice... I hate to be the one to break this to you, Casey... but the movie isn't about the kats, it's about Blair... Casey... I run WCHS... I *KNOW* what the Kilrathi look like. Oh Blair, like, SO goodnight. That was probably pretty stupid, but it felt good... The cat in WCIV is the suckiest of the lot, not that any of them suck. There are very, very few opinions I would respect enough to have any affect on my view of the kats. Chris Reid, CaptJohnny, ace-1, Cpl_Hades... not DinoBot. Yes, but damn you for taking me there. Bravo... is a channel I don't get, like HBO... damn, I wish I was one of those HBO people... Maybe he meant 'choke' and it was some sort of drug reference, and he's unconscious on the floor... *why* is WCA-MaD intent on telling me about his pornographic hospital game? Celians! NO! Whew... luckily the Celians have one weekness... they can't move or do anything at all... if we think, we can outwit them... * LOAF jumps behind a carefully placed barrel That was pretty funny? Maybe if people would call me Bandit like I ask we wouldn't have these problems. Unless 'meat' is also a sex thing... in which case everybody has those problems... Akkbar's probably sitting at home wishing he could 'meat ace'... Chris... learn from this young man... anyone who wants me, msg me Ack, I wasn't expecting that, simmer down people... I feel the same way about women... Hmmm, Tre... I've always wanted to say 'You bring the glasses, and I'll bring the wine." in #Wing-Commander... Why don't you just ! yourself? Well... I'm gonna go cook up some pasta and dream of being able to play WCIV as soon as tommorow should I find the DVD drive then... Normal people don't They'd rather complain about how it disagrees with their own narrow minded view of the Wc universe than talk about the game itself... God damned #Wing-Commander, what the farf does it have to do with Wing Commander? It's a bunch of know nothing morons bitching about how they don't like X game and X game and X game... Why do I waste my time there? I just spent half an hour that I could have used to work on my projects trying to explain to some textbook definition idiots something they'll never even have a chance to partially comprehend... hurting? Are you okay? how hurting? Awww, Chris, that sucks... I just spent the weekend learning about all the horrible things that are going to happen to me... I have an extra tooth... I decided not to have it removed yet, though... Edward isn't an op? We should op him, I like Edward... Wow, 7 extra teeth... eck... Oh well... apparently I'll be blind, deaf and not able to move eventually, so I beat you all, hah. Oh, dash, ahh, okay, I get it, I get it... Hmmm, I really do like Edward, though. Hmmm, doesn't matter, he's just a cool guy who I want to share our glorious future with... whatever that means. Hmmm, if by some people you mean sharks... Hmmm... I was born without a roof to my mouth... beat that. like, if you look right into my eyes you'll see I've had surgery on one, but that's all that's really evident... Although, if you had experience with sticklers syndrome you'd be able to recognize stuff with me, but you can't notice it otherwise... Theta wing passes 4 Drakhai Krant 72,916 km from Nav. 1. 4 Drakhai Hhriss are located attacking the TCS General Powell near Nav. 1. After the dogfight, the Powell mini-jumps to Nav. 2. 19,810 km from Nav. 2 Theta wing engages 3 Jalthi. All of Theta's missiles are used against the Jalthi. During the return trip, 3 Krant are engaged. Heyy... I had a dream... and you were there... Hmmm, it's going to be funny when we see the Border Worlders in the WC Movie... because people like Raptor will have to curl up and die... Gash Dekker it, I hate our summer op... Theives and robbers are dangerous and evil. Where have all the Nut-Boys gone? anyway, I was going to have one of my usually incredible adventures... The Sivar Ceremony is like Christmas if to celebrate Christmas you selected a planet and converted/killed/enslaved its entire population as a gift to your war god... Oyster? Soy? Soyster? Sean from the popular movie "the exciting world of Sean?" An Origin guy with a wife and a kid, how unusual. Well... a wife and a potential kid, not sure whether it's a kid of an invertebrate... or even An all around good day. I'll see you back at the base. anyway, as I was saying, now that I'm on Johnny's list, I can stalk all the WCP wingmen... He must not 'ave... well, lets tell him we want it... Alllright, now we can talk... Actually, I'm just being paranoid... anyway, I was just noticing, you're the catalyst for all conversation anywhere... you stop talking about the a******* and everybody forgets it ever happened. Cause we have frickin odd topics like '2 dollars' If we were in Austin... maybe we could go to the party... That would rule... my mom wants me to go to college in Austin... University of Texas in Austin or something... Is the last one Dula VII? Because, you know, we don't want a Dund... Stupid pointed city... Yeah, for SOME reason Gamespot reduced the size and quality of the images (as well as stuck a damned 'G' in the corner)... luckily the coolest person ever was able to get us G-less ones... (G) We've always had a good relation with them for that sort of thing... they let us mirror the test... What is your third favorite Privateer PLANET counting sidewards? Is It In All Caps? Sick, I hate how people's lives revolve around WCHS. I might think up a cool ass acronym to put after my name so people go 'HEY! It's the acronym guy! Kick ass!", because you know, people do that sort of thing... :Hey Vanhecke, I hear you're a war god too.." How appropriate, I'm a love-fighter... Hehe, except in a horrible accident involving the Kra, my 'outbox' no longer exists... Wow, Had, lets start a crime fiting combo... Guess what, Chris? According to the police me and Had are a danger to criminals! Yeah! And we're not in danger of being raped or robbed or beaten! Unlike Mr. T... I'm gonna take the murdered test... I suppose this means I'm more likely to burglarize criminals than I am to get robbed myself? The term 'Bluehair' was started by Origin, and as a joke his name became Blair when they finally decided he had to have a name. 'Brownhair', the name for the unnamed Privateer guy, was made up by fans... (note, I absolutely hate the name Brownhair... Speaking of commies, that stupid commie taco bell dog has launched its assault... It's threatening our way of life... attacking our space, destroying entire worlds... we fall back... all that... we need a McCarthy dog... I wonder if he got it... or read it... or if he likes me... or if he's indifferent... or the other thing... I wonder... Commie rhymes with mommy. Coinciedence? I don't think so... Damn you Canadian. Always more safe then me... with your gold chains and your unlicensed fire arms... Well, at least when that dog's communist armada's reach me, I'll die knowing that after America he's surely going to destroy you as well... No! NO! NO!!!!!!... the extra '!'s indicating that I'm stressing the O... it sounds more better than NOOOOOOO! Stupid summer op... he's probably one of those commie dogs commie followers... Was it about the alluring Johnny Guentzel? Ahh, I'll do it here so others will assit me... As long as I get to muck I'm happy... Wow, I'm a veritable cuban monkey guy... Thousands of people probably went to the same school as my... Jeanette Devereaux... Dols are to credits as one undefined term is to another undefined term. Why is that Doctor Guy just sitting there? Is he spying on is? Perhaps for a certain... Akkbar? Wow... middle school... what a concept... if I end every sentance with 'mon ami' I'll be more angellic, mon ami... End: Only when you disagree with me, mon ami. Oh, well, you can be wrong other times too, mon ami... No, I'm always right, mon ami can I kick him? Hey... they're giving away free donuts in #... LOOK OVER THERE, A COMMET! Comet, whatever Yep, he doesn't have autorejoin on... he is odd... there are pornographic aces... I've always wanted to have that woman who wanted babies... not you... Ahh, anyway, it's friday, take your mind off your troubles... chtchtchtchtchtcht. His own signature was his downfall, ahahahaha. 1063? * LOAF read 3001 In order for this to be a secret meeting we have to meet... Uhm... I'm proud to introduce newsgroup President Reid... I second the impossible notion! Dund's are bad... You know who'd enjoy this? Men. Having a secret meeting with members of my cult... Eagle est paranoid Anyway... we could build a ship out of wood right here on the station, right? You've never dated anybody from your ISP? Mon dieu! My god, what a disaster... We're supposed to have secret service people preventing things like that... Wahee shake those o's, Tre... You lair, why do you lie like that? Speaking of which, I need to go see a movie, hey Chris, you'll go out with me, right? I embarassed myself in front of the vendors... Tis nice and quick, no lag to speak of... Hmmm... well, if you have to chose between me and some girl... Somewhere along the line I'd like to think we grew up a little... maybe got a little more mature... maybe we learned something... but in the end... I think we'll look back, and we'll know that it was worth it... I made that up on the spot. Stupid tre, ruining my dialogue... But... I guess we really can't blame him... afterall, what is life but a series of experiences? A series of experiences that define our very selves... He lives in a garbage can? I need a... thing like that.. Woo hoo! Nobody anymore? Because it's done? And when all is said and done, maybe you've finished something bigger than you can ever know? Because, Crid damnit, it's AMUSING... Hmmm... how could a man so right be so wrong? HEy GUys, SInce I USe A PC I TAlk LIke THis! I dunno... I was already out... and I didn't get beaten, raped or murdered... Well, I thought about it... but I was actually in a movie theater, so I couldn't really see who was trying to beat rape and murder me... Backround information for those who've joined us late: A recent online questionairre has shown that Hadrian and LOAF are more likely to cause danger to potential beatist/rapists and murderists than beaters, rapists and murderers are to them... or something... Hmm... I bought the biggest kind of big gulp there is... I wore my 'Cat: The Other White Meat' shirt, just so people would know... and my UO pin... I have, super sized cokes have nothing on the double gulp... I'm not a slurpee person... Groan... man was not meant to consume that amount of Sprite... note that it IS illegal if you OWN the original product, even if you CAPITALIZE every couple of WORDS You go, Haess! Get some! We couldn't find a strip club... so we had to get horses... ace bought me a pitcher of beer and we got drunk and bought horses... Is that a not-so-subtle hint:0? Centrax THIS... tcn@vega.intell.ships and minelayer? Oh, darn, the Confederation Net is gone. I hated that site with a vengance... Okay, not that I mind, we can talk about our incredible secrets now... Well, my other car is a P-64 SuperFerret... Hmm... I don't like many people at all. You... ace... Edward Pang... the amazing Johnny Guentzel... I don't like any morning people... Wow... you're one in a million Chris... wait... no... you're a million in 6 billion... Hmmm... lemme figure it out... 1,000,000 in 6,000,000,000 Or does a billion have more 0's? I can never remember... Yep, you're one in 6000, Chris... Stupid armageddon contest, all I ever win is a medium drink... When is anybody going to use a medium drink? "I'll get X meal... and a medium drink!" You don't buy drinks sepratly. Stupid armageddon contest, all I ever win is a medium drink... When is anybody going to use a medium drink? "I'll get X meal... and a medium drink!" You don't buy drinks sepratly. When is anybody going to use a medium drink? "I'll get X meal... and a medium drink!" You don't buy drinks sepratly. "I'll get X meal... and a medium drink!" You don't buy drinks sepratly. McFreezes? Aren't they called Flurries? My god, I've become what I hate most... "We're out of bort licenseplates, repeat, we need more Bort licenseplates..." Hmm... today, can we celebrate our independance day? Thirdspace party at my house. No, Fancy, I don't like bread, I'm the one person in the entire world who doesn't like bread... WC3D is a 'site that got sucked up by Wizzy', right? I pretended to be you to take Wizzy of the sop list in #Ah-Club, do you mind? I can pretend to be anyone... I'm a master of disguise... but Chris can pretend to be me... Hey Chris, I have this links thing for you... Bite me. e =mc^2 If wishes were horses, we prolly wouldn't be able to eat horses any more... they'd wish themselves away... let me tell you, there'd be a lot fewer cats and dogs... I've been all weird and sick and stuff lately so I haven't been up late, and then I've been waking up too early... Jedi: WCHS died... it's gone, like... beer in the rain... Wow, an alien... Lets have it impregnate Hadrian... Hmmm, lemme help... if you really, really love the gooey interior of small furry animals, say a word that begeins with "topa"! Well... Win98 is identifcal to a CD full of nothing, aside from the things the CD win98 is on contains... I'll see your 85 and raise you 6... Eeek, I thought only Akkbar had touched... that particular Wizzy organ... I wish I had a jeweled kitten The sad pathetic thing of it is is that he's been sitting outside tryingg to join #Wing-Commander. For like 10 minutes. I come late he comes early... I come early he comes late, it's like an episode of some show... fight the good fight, speak well of me... all that... !skaerf eid Wow... I just realized... when you kick Vinman... there's no Vinman to go "What was that all about?!"... Little lava based midget people? Anyway, no matter what... 'pornographer' would sound great on a buisness card... I think we did a real job on that whole generation of morons... we fought off him, and Scratch and the others... WCHS is not part of the military, nor is it a school. I want you to collaborate in a cooperative method with members of the 6th, 8th and 23rd task forces here, in the Uruk sector... But tennis is like suck because it does... Morons are a race? TV movies don't usually get shown in theaters... My finger slipped... Hmmm... wanna take up a class action suit against Had, tre? We can sue him for lag, apparently... According to those morons who wanted to sue UO, yes, yes you can. Chris has a list of all the deep thoughts... You're saying that you GUARANTEE NO LAG?! and yet... [Hadrian PING reply]: 8 seconds 8 valuable seconds of my life wasted... In theory I can produce toxins to kill cancer... valuable toxins... therein, I plan to sue you for 800 million... You banned zippin:o http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/7575/think.html Are you like Dana_Katherine_Scully in disguise? Ahhh, you're probably DKS in disguise... I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone. As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a human head! [my favorite] Chris' favorite! Chicklet's a girl... we all like chicklet... We don't like Wizzy, though... Jack Handy made that up. but I'll steal it if you want... That's a kickass one. When you're ten years old, and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that Dash... Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs. I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy! He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun." We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. Predicted future... at this very time that crappy Taco Bell dictator is attacking our borders... At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill Hey, I've always wanted to say 'Search your feelings, you know it to be true.' in #Wing-Commander... Tre, make my dreams a reality... Wow, more pictures than you can shake a huge ass stick at... hmmm... anyway, I don't usually use the words dozens in describing the amount of new WC movie pictures... but today is different... Wow, possibly hundreds My god, this is so, so very so very very cool... We've come a hell of a long way in a very short time. Hehehe... it's funny, really... I'd never have imagined even working at the amazing World of Akkbar back then... much less through Origin... Getting news reported to me from the guy who runs the TCU... Hehehe... and you... well, you've always inspired awe After all that time trying to get information from people like deathlok, it sure is odd knowing people at Origin who I care about more than I do getting news from them. Stupid eye drops... wait... lemme pretend to be Akkbar... everything is blurred because I'm drunk... somehow I come on IRC when I'm drunk... Which is, in itself, a reason... We want tastefull nudity, like The Book... not all bold... 'Why do bears, suddenly appear, every time you are near...' I'm forgetting we ever had this conversation. 'Why do bears, suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be, living in trees...' Hmmm... whaChris? No! Fight the power! If the Craxtha had stayed in the Sol system in 2668 it would have been destroyed, and with it Thrakhath nar Kiranka. He would have been replaced by a more competant leader, one who would probably not initiate the use of biological warfare on planets like Locanda... Or... Heh, Fleet Actuion RULEZ! Puke! Haha! Puke! I remember the sleepless nights I spent wishing I would stop dreaming about dinosaurs... What the... dieu! Like... my god... he's... you kn... wo... Woo hoo! Decontaminate him and lets get back to buisness. Uhm... I was... you know... kidding. No... see the other one. see the one I saw so you can be like me... except don't be like me because I embarassed myself, so... you know, do you... Don't you fucking take that god damned tone with me. That's just fucked up... You can't see R rated movies, yet you review movies? That's pretty fucked up... I've never seen them ever enforce the rules here. That's just so screwed up... the best movie LOAF's ever seen and you can't fucking see it. You have to see it now! now! now! Get a fake ID or something, but see the movie. Hades... it's good to have you back... it makes our circle complete again. Of course... someday we'll look at this circle... and it'll be smaller... Well maybe the guild channel will, fucker. Yeah, yeah... as much as I'd love to hang around for the witty 'he he' in response to Vinman's purposefull comment, I have to go play UO. It's a funny story, by which I mean tragic... Yes. Yes you can... I personally play the tambourine... If you cry... I'm going to start bawling... wait... bowling... I'm going to start bowling! I sure do miss old... whatshisname... lets go get a drink... And you're feeling drunk on power? Zohrath is the epitome of 'jerk', and that's not just an excuse to say epitome. Well, he's old, he'll die. But it's the good kind of hurt? One of us does not belong... Hey, did you hear Hades talk earlier? He's only seen 3 movies in theaters. Yeah, it is... and his family won the lottery once. it was all very odd... Wow, I've never done that... I don't own a car, but what the hey... We are pure. Yes. We Were Pure. We Will Be Pure. It hurts... Oh my god... I had hot dogs for dinner... I always have Hot Dogs for dinner, but wthey. Hmmm, Vanhecke, last time I checked Germany was part of Europe... Hehehe, no, Doomsday's name was still Dumas. I think I saved False Colors. It would be forever on my soul if I hadn't pointed that out just in time... Heh, wow, I've ben waiting 3 lives to say something that cool... Commander Keen kicks ass. Tee hee, there are so many obscure future references in AS... "Due to the orbital mechanics of it all, it'd be another fourty years before anyone would actually see night again." It's forshadowing. The book is full of it, obscure and obvious That's pretty fucked up, to work in the whole casual swearing angle... 'Cause he's Vanhecke. I'm just waiting to see Surge die a painful death... (Oh, Crystal Pepsi, we hardly knew ye...) Sparico makes more sense, but wth. Very unusual... take a phonograph, it'll be like a freakish sound thing that people in the future will laugh at... I wan t os eei fh esh ear dfr om Boomer Hehe, nobody will ever call me 'no news' LOAF . If should haves were did's then we'd all ride horses... There are upwards of 5.5 billion people on Earth, Hades. It is rather egotistical to think that they'd ALL name their horses after you. And, I note, that "we'd ALL ride horses" means each and every one o fus. You're one bad ass little lady, Nut-Boy... IhavenoideawhyIsaidthat What tha? 78 new agwc messages? Well... The Price of Freedom is eternal vigilance, Prophecy is policy... What about AmeriCola? Semper fi! Herr Hitler is the Hitler of Psuedo Wing Commander fans... Wait, that should say 'Herr Eagle'... Hehehe, if I ever become a German machine gunner, that's the situation I want to be in... Because, you know, I wanna meet Tom Hanks... Those bastards have a rectangle for a country! HAHAHAHAAH! Can we have a 'Drink Vanhecke Cola' thing at the nagwcpblmg page? Not the Alt.Games.Wing.Commander Page, the (Bandit) Loaf's Merry Guild Page Page Marine corps way is do or die! Guten Ammmmmmyway... Dash that sounded so DanSish... Holy crap, did I do trivia this week? Hey, Cridster, did you... hmmm... nevermind... It must be because of my death... WTHUWTHH?. Wow, Chris can read my acronyms... That is so fuxked up... No... IPTKHITD... [] that size (on a really really huge HDTV) Damn Howard Seigel... I say we go to New York and burn the Chris Reid Co! Or at least get a picture... Harakh, it's a conspiracy! What if they're one and the same? I dunno, I've never liked rap, I prefer a type of music which I collectively group as "the music from the Dune soundtrack"... Hmmm... Sean's still online... still talking to him? I know what music you like, Hades... You like... hmmmm... Okay, I don't know what kind of 'music' you like, but I know what you look for in a biom... biome, however you spell it... I just love that Warrior trick... Arctic, Sealy. Actually Sealy is my little brother's invisible pet seal... So where the farmhand is the LMG update? Don't dis igner... Cheeehehheeee. Sorry. YC,LIFN! Erm, Yo, Crid, lets interview Forstchen God, what a jackass... You know we have him on akick for a reason... let's Forstchenize! I think we need some tough hard hitting questions like 'What color is this?'.... We should email him a list of questions... First off, you don't have a sister... second off, it's spelled 'Nut-Boy', not Treehouse... Wait, Chris, you have a sister? that's more letters than 'a girlfriend'... Hey, Vanhecke, we're gonna advertise Vanhecke Cola at the LMG page... I had this weird feeling we were talking about SAT scores... Well, it's time to get back to business, yes... Learning and money making are *NOT* the same thing. Wait, you having a life was working on a tree house? Random Cat Parts That.... doesn't leave many parts... Usually you either have crappy commercials and a good drink, or good commercials and a crappy drink... Surge breaks all the rules, giving us crappy commercials and an awful drink... Dash it, where's my evil fiance? Hmmmm, I spend half my time a the mall, often with people, yet can't claim to have a life, what's yer secret ? Exactly what do you view "Seamus McFlannigan" as an authority on? Linguana's kick ass... There's Something About Merry... Guilds... mine, that is. It's been updated... Wow, I had a dream about End Run last night... well, a book like end run... Not FC, it was a really screwed up book... which is nice, because I usually have these nightmares... okay.. so.. someone like nutboy says "So.. the Kilrathi nuked another planet yesterday" and then someone else.. say.. LOAF maybe.. says.. "Siriusly?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hehehe... ahah... sorry. Dustin Evans is the SX Glory of people who suck... Hades... I never thought anything but money/fame/power/sex would come between us... but I'm going to hurt you if you don't turn of NS chat right now. Too late:/ Don't blend, don't break... You bastard, don't you ever talk about hotpockets that way... You put a :( after the hotpockets... Damnit, quit the 0's... all of you... except Hadrian... even Hadrian... A gasseous outpouring of lava with a pizza'y flavor? 302228, for a good time... Yeah, back in the day me and LW and some Origin guy were like trying ICQ when it was young... There's something about Merry Guilds, the LMG page has been updated with a Vanhecke cola add... Wow, Chris, you're starting to talk like me... Maybe he's like a Dark Reid... I was thinking... since you already introduced yourself to Forstchen and all... Just take care of him quickly, because I'm looking really forward to those answers. By 'work in a hotel/restaurant' she means she's a prostitute, right? Hmmmm... LOAF the Movie may have been cool, but it wasn't really a commercial success... Thus, Hades, I want you to direct... a second movie... Hmm... 250,000 No, it's not... dollars Wow, maybe you know Chris... Chris, you spend the night in strange hotels a lot, right? You're so fine, you're so fine... I'm more moronic, or in this case accurate... No, Chris' joke about Sirius was funny... The truth hurts, scars, burns and skins little kitties. Oh, go start a thousand year Reich... uncle's house.. bbl First off, Akkbar is not your uncle... second off, you're not going to Akkbar's house, you're going to your uncles... I could be a comediene... really? No... Wow, Had, can I live with you? In like 8 years or so once I'm done with college Wow, putting this fan next to me is keeping me awake! Ahh, I wish Chris were here. Hmmm, the waiting really is the hardest part. Dash it, I'd settle for anything, word from anybody. Sean, Chris, Johnny, Boomer, Bill, Lynne, Peter, Mark, Andrew, Rocker, SOMEBODY... Hmmm, the sky is full of stars and every star a nebula?\ We don't *SEE* this, we only see an explosion and a shockwave... you ASSUME that Kilrah is completely destroyed... put away all your assumptions, this is Science Fiction... No, 'the game' was designed to run only on futuristic super computers which don't yet exist... Delance is more intelligent than say, boring rocks... I'm not talking cool looking crystals, but like, granite, Delance is more intelligent than granite... "I wouldn't take granite to a movie" vs "I wouldn't take Delance to a movie" BUT... "Granite can't pay for my tickets"... whereas "Theoretically, Delance could pay for my tickets" And that, is how it works. Disclamer: That is not how it works. Woo hoo, can I kill Dolphins? Kix kicks ass, lets do it, lets kill dolphins and eat their precious dolphin meat, sought so long by Spanish conquerers... That'd suck, unless I can join them... Mailed... us... Dude, wait, he didn't mail Chris. Harakh, that's fuxked up.. Hey, Delance, I hate to say this to you, but we need you back at agwc. ChrisReid Doesn't help me. RG is more of a symbol now, though... Dash it... I mean, drugs, ignore me... Unlike most woman, Origin says yes to Casey and no to the Midway... The Joy of SecOps... hey, that could be a CIC header... make sure I remember that one. I can try and break my leg or something and come back if you want... but, that'd suck and I wouldn't get payed. I've not been on many boats. I went on one to get from point A to Greece... and whenever I want to your silly little country I took a boat... [ChrisReidAway TIME reply]: Wed Jul 29 14:53:42 1998 Obviously, Chris lives in the past... A past, perhaps, inhabited by monsters and demons? Whatwentwhell? I'm gonna eat Tortellini. Show me those questions again? OHMYGODIJUSTREALIZEDTHATIDONTOWNTHATMOVIEONVIDEO TO SUNCOAST! heart... clenching... He can't, he's a poor author, when your phone bill comes I'll pay for the Forstchen call. I'm so softspoken. There's a chance we'll all be dead before your next birthday... The only guy who's more interested in water guns than he is sex has to be the creator of Vanhecke Cola (wait, damn, it was my idea...... uhm, I mean, you, it had to be you... no one else but you, only you, you're the only one... except maybe Chris... except he's probably figured out some blend of sex and water guns... Chris "Stalker" Reid... You know you don't actually have to disconnect to change your nick... * LOAF 30/07/98 14:26:09 http://www.ace-1.com/ahcz/title.htm I'm a supreme court justice... Chris R'eid1 "Any news?", to quote the seal people... * LOAF_Away http://www.chrisreid.com/ Yeah, geeze Chris, lose the sense of humor or you'll start sticking Sorthaks to things... He posts every morning but doesn't come here, then he comes here in the evening... he's a man of routine... Yes... I'd like to take the time to announce Cpl_Hades promotion... to leader of the Seal People... He'll be coordinating Seal People efforts with the latest Guild Campaigns... Yeah, the NG is crap wrapped in crud lately... Or, you could bash in Dan Hardwicke's head like a watermelon... There are no problems, just unexpected delays God, Zohrath is an ass wrapped in jack... Wow, my life is for Air... ChrisReid vs Genetics . Yo CREID, U R|_||3 The aces are like a cancer, and we're like... what cures cancer? I wishy Zowrath would leave, I want to kick Vidiot.. No, he'd tell birdbrain during their next session... Don't they usually have low payed high school drop outs do that sort of work? |-|3U\[ I'm sure it was just a mistake... Well... some of us are bigger than life? Soccerguy is like Steves lover... My work here is done. Hades, you go left... I'll go straight through, and Tre right... So... technically, he doesn't really necessarily have anything to do with Wing Commander at all... also, astrix dot zohrath No.. he USED your mind... there's a difference... a subtle difference... chechecehcheche Klemme klave those kquestions again? C'est Troy bien... good thing the seal people aren't lame... She's a milk maid or something... He's msging chris profanely apparently... It's not a lie when you say it in little letters... When and How did you meat Cris Reid? Yeah, LOAF pays for nudity... hmmmm... Chris and I are like those people who made Southpark... except we didn't start a cool cartoon, we started a crappy web site... also, they'll never put us in a movie... basically what I'm saying is that Chris and I are 2 people... Hadrian's rockin 'em down with Had's Rockin Top 100... Anyway, my mother says I can make some long distance calls tonight... karyotype THIS... karyotyping is the process by which one measures the guy who plays Paladin, probably... Opposites attract? Seattle sucks? SOperationsthing like that... Stupid Intellivision. an average 50,000 people are subscribed to UO each month... So Origin makes 500,000 dollars a month... 97.8 percent of people don't give a spacehand about most of the questions we're asking Forstchen. So lets leave most of them for the realaudio interview, but can you mail him to ask just about FC and upcoming stuff so we'll have something to open with? damn, I just broke my primary rule... never, *EVER* make geometry puns... but be like ultrapolite and everything, well, you know, you're good at this sort of thing, I'm just nervous and psychotic and don't want to go out with Samcat and his sister... Prince Thrakhath was an anti semite He gave Zack Colson a medal, though. You know what sucks about other countries? they're country ip's. I'm not erols.us... I'm erols.com, god damnit. I'd never want to be .il or .ca or .pota... I thought he was an anti-paulsonite... I wish I was illegal in Germany... Fuxk, why don't we all play SubSpace anymore? I used to love Sierra games... Then they started using the crap ass notype interface and I said to hell with Sierra, I'll find a new game... Hehehe... want to know what the first game I ever played was? Leisure Suit Larry 1... My parents had no problem with me playing Leisure Suit Larry, but I couldn't own a Nintendo, because they were evil... Vanhgecke! He's H'hrassing the Nut-Boy... You eat shit for breakfast? Vanhecke do'nt know the amsg command, Vanhecke don't know the amsg command... Now Paul, LOAF the Movie may not have been a commercial success... but you got to direct naked women in that shower scene... Lets take a relaxed attitude towards work, and watch a baseball game... Bonjour, mes Nut-Boys... I hope the fight goes well for you and the others on the ChrisReidAwaycordia... Woo hoo, that URL works like hell.. Plot: Chris and LOAF kill someone, and escape to Canada... Hmmm... you can gun down the American cops chasing us at the border... Chris! We need you for some tecnical dialogue in #Wing-Commanders No, we've got the super soaker angle used up... She's not unknown. She's the stereotypical girlfriend... Chris: Fuck, it's Johnny Guentzel... how the fuck did you afford a god damned CPS 3000? What the fuck does a whatever the fuck you are need with power gauges and lateral tubing around the fucking auto pressure release system? Johnny: Ha, I've given up the less noble pursuit of Origin-employment to follow my own non existant dream, owning a mechanic shop to fix cheap european cars... LOAF: Fuck, we've got a cheap Eurocar... can you fix it? Chris: Well, it just fell over... all we need to do is push it back over... Johnny: Hmmm, the entire phase transit system is screwed, and I can't order a new one because I just made that up... LOAF: Fuck, then we're stuck in fucking Austin? We're running from the law... JOhnny: The law? You don't say? Well, lets take my van, I have to get out of here anyway... Chris: Why the hell is that? Johnny: What, you think David Downing actually skinned himself and wrote all that with his own entrails? LOAF: I didn't want to know that, lets go... So he's gonna be waiting at the border with a machine gun... and he'll gun down the police as we cross over to saftey... we can end it by getting awarded some kind of Canadian medal which ends up being a Vanchke Cola can... Chris will get some... and more... You just sit there slaughtering americans and get rewarded by your government. 'Krulan' is too Krulan sounding for me... Any word from Bill hrai Forstchen nar Nak'tara? Do men often give you the shaft, Akk? Do you often refuse shafts? So you're not really good at shafting? LOAF as I wanna be I want to edit scene 5... instead of the thing about David Downing... lets have 'You think I didn't make Boomer pay for that artifact fuck up?' Dateline, the Arizona Desert... an abandoned Government research facility... Chris: What the fuck are we stopping here for? LOAF: The abandoned airfield, labratory, it's pretty obvious that this is the evil lab of the enigmatic Professor Trelane... Johnny: How the hell did you figure that out? LOAF: I... didn't, check out the sign... Chris: Fuck, there's nobody h... Johnny: An earthquake? LOAF: No! Something far less sinister... Chris: A flock of kittens? Johnny: Fuck, kittens don't come in flocks, they come in gaggles... Chris: Fucker, that's geese... LOAF: As I was saying, look at all the boxes of Napalm? Looks like old Trelane finally got his B-52... Okay... we're rushing out of the building, which is a small cheaply build shack... When out of an airplane comes Trelane... dressed in stereotypical WW1 era pilots gear (white scarf, huge goggles, leather hat and jacket, long gloves) Trelane is carrying a CLIP BOARD, and acting JOVIAL... skipping towards us he scratches something off the clipboard and jovially yelps *tre gleefully flips around the list, allowing the camera to get a quick glance. A closer inspection will reveal various in jokes* LOAF: Bastard, it was my destiny to kill Harlan Ellison... Johnny: (eyes unusually red, speech strained) God... damnit... B-52... killed... my Vietnamese friends... Chris: You don't have any Vietnamese frie... Chris: My god! They killed Trelane... you bastards! LOAF: Southpark sucks... wait, where the fuck did you get a laser gun? Johnny: You think we killed Vagabond on purpose? Chris: This place is just depressing, lets get the fuck out of here... LOAF: wait, I want Tre's scarf... Nevermind... Oh god, a crappy boring Eaglestory... I want you now... Wow, you are there... Give Chris and thatWackNutBoy the interview? CGI 4ever. Now... Hades... write a LMG update with a table. 10x10, with a link to each Seal, and telling us that you are now commander of the seal people... I said 10x10. Link to the same pictures of need be, but find my bodyguard... we'll get to work on the lobster page tommorow.. I said 10x10... it's.. privledge or rank. We do... we really do... AFTER the lobster men are assigned tommorow. GonnawatchTV! ahhh, I hate to say it, but it looks like the CIC won't be up till I get back... Hardys is dry and sucky, Burger King rocks, so does Wendys... I like the chicken strips... I usually eat chicken strips before movies... my school kicked ass in the steak and cheese sub department... I have like 3 million free medium drinks from the armageddon promotion.. never gonna use 'em ever... Wizlut Hmmm... can I say something amusing-yet-sexually explicit and get it put in the #AH-club topic? Chris, yer interview is huge... I mean, its better than mine, but it's long... lag city is like Sioux city, except not spelled with a S... Hehehe... I saw the 'what's a normal day' question the other day and I just knew I had to do the Flash thing... Yeah... if only to impress the girls... Now... you may ask... 'what girls?', and I answer you with a blank stare... I don't have many principles, but no ugly banners is one of them. and the jerks over at Charles' Discount Widgets don't care how their add affects your web site's look. Now... if you want to make money to pay for the site, and only the site, there are probably a few ways. SirZeus is Akkbar in disguise... Wow, we saved 70 dollars. Rockin, okay, no more talk of ads? LOAFs is the plural of me... Dash it, Stalker, we're talking about Stalker, not Fireclaw. Wizzy.com was taken... he's rather vane... vain... Wow, I can't go outside without seeing trees... or UO... Yipeee! Light the fires and/or burn stuff because we can now log in to wcnews.com... Uploading the first stuffs... Uploading the first stuffs... No. He is scaring me... 3 minutes is 3 minutes in England, the US and on the moon cause I'm leaving tommorow on a jet plane... in a van... car... something... Yesterday: Hehe, the Nut Boy sure is cute... Konichi wa Well... I'm heading out now... I'll miss you all, and I'll see you on the beach... You seem to imply that you don't know Vancheee... Awwww, (imdb), Chris, (imdb), you (imdb) know (imdb) everything(imdb)! It feels sooo good to be back. That utterly utterly double sucked... Okay... calming down... there isn't *THAT* much to report and change and such... God, I hated being away. Yeah, you got to go on a boat, I had to babysit a bunch of jerks 24/7 . IMHO, Wildcard is a guy. Mmmm, CO21A... Dare I ask... is there a banscript? Wow, last week was like the only week I didn't go to the eye doctor... God, ace... wait, I mean, God, Chris... it's like you took my mind and like read it. Right color... Question... if a bunch of morons like ourselves can set up such a cool ass site... why can't other people? What is so special about us ? Yeah... I know... but why are we extra special? Why aren't we like... the random people? Chris! Great, lets get to work... Oh crab, the newsgroup... I haven't even tried that yet. and now I'm all cramping up. It was more of a lengthy torture than a trip. (one of them is nice... makes me look like an evil genius...) Well... I suppose... I trust your opinion on anything, Chris... so... if you need to, do it... status check... Chris, what are you doing? and neither I nor Chris can play. So... it'll be up in the air. Dash, I sounded like more of an egotistical jerk than I normally am right there... I've been away, I did nothing. You've done so much... I haven't posted since I went off to play sighted guide... movie links DONE! Woo hoo! JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh... well, I was away playing camp counselor/sighted guide for a week... You just want to see violent death, Chris, look Johnny is here... Mission Mercenary? SOmething CR and I talked briefly about.. Hmmm... I'm kind of like CR... Soo... want to tell me about it? Johnny is more of a friend than he is an Origin guy... Most Origin guys don't tell you anything and then dissapear when you stop asking them for information. P, yeah, P works... Chris, I need you now... We're almost done... almost done... Had, do you have an ETA? We'll brag about having a million hits a bit after the site opens. I heard they were making a giant robot crab... dash, but I want to ride the giant robot crab... Do you see my name in Encyclopedia? One name per person. I don't want an Akkbarish "Dan Hardwicke is everything" kinda thing. Like... what graphics did Akk do, anyway? Yeah! The companies that sucker their customers out of hard earned cash without actually doing anything new are the best companies in the world... damn you, Origin, for making NEW WC games... . We're WingNuts... obsessing about Wing Commander is what we do... Ooooh Had, it's fucked up... I KNEW there was something screwy... Okay, back to my way... Like everybody uses 3.0 . 3.01 I think... Put it back together. In fact, we have about 36 hours... Top right, okay, just get it done ASAP. Okay... well, show Chris, he'll do it. Then I'll figure out how to do it myself. So Had... you can't do it in time? CRIDLOAF... that's actually rather frightening. It's a consortium... Gentlemen... to evil! Fuck... I don't have headers for the timeline or False Colors... Had, can you pop me up two of those real quick like? Oh, make some please? RealFast? ewww... That would be annoying I think, my friends, I said at last, the CIC is ready for its trial runs... ll... Had... I Know What You Did Last Summer... and Hades... I STILL Know What You Did Last Summer... Its all fuxked up. Asking Phoenix about the font... Anybody here have IE3? 3 seems to suck, the site looks incredible fucked up on my other computer... So... what's the danger of the CIC not specifically supporting 3? I'm going to fix the problem with 4, but 3 seems way screwed. Midway.jpg should be midway.jpg or vice versa Damnit, doesn't anybody understand IE? Chris, we've got both good news and bad news... well, not bad news, just work to do. and so we came to where we are today, on a precipace, we need to fix it for IE4 ASAP. Yep, the entire story was entirely changed. They had SCIMITARS:O Chris, hold me... the entire point of WCIV is lost with the addition of Scimitars... OLD SHIPS:O Tee hee, I wouldn't necessarily expect too much, I just got back from being out of town and decided it'd be easier to deal with 700+ agwc messages if I just kinda clicked them all read... Geeze, yer acting like I'm some sort of... who was that guy who rose from the dead... to make a WC movie.. Chris Roberts... Firstoff Vanchee, the > bugs me. Then, the bugs me... then, the $ bugs me... Good question... maybe I should just wait until I hear from Phoenix... In theory, but my knowledge of JavaScript is rudimentry at best, Captain... you can in Wc1, but not 2 or 3 for *SOME* reason the designers of Wc1 didn't think players were heartless morons... No, actually, I would have put it up last night if I hadn't set up that counter before I left last week. and since I promised a gathering in #WingNut tommorow for the opening... Boomer is still away on buisness:~( But... is the CIC really good enough? Okay... honestly... I haven't slept... in a long time... so... I really need to go do that for a little while... No, I didn't get any sleep last night... I was here until like four, and then I had to make some phonecalls and such... one minor change and we'll all be fine and dandy like sour candy... fixed. Now... it looks right under IE! Oh, Nut-Boy, you were entirely right in what you were doing, Wizzy just didn't know which font we wanted... Don't hail me yet. You're also very seal-esque He's like Phoenix, one of the old WCAces who never shows up anywhere... Depends. He used to be pure evil... but he's actually okay... Hey, sudden moment of clarity, both Blair and Maniac's dads names are Arnold... that's just wrong... OH! THAT'S what the name is for. I didn't realize that before... <|^{o}^|> hmm, he like raped this guy's wife or something <|^{o}^|> and the guy went to war with him jerk Dash, must you CONSTANTLY talk about Wizzy? we got some more stuff done Wow, and I watched 'The Wedding Singer', so it all evens out... Chris, you live with a fantastic brontosaurus named Happy... stop making up stuff about a mom. Oh Chris, it's such a ploy... nobody ever buys a medium drink. to GET the free drink, you have to buy a superdrink... Before I say 'Seattle is a big state', let me first say 'damnit LOAF, Seattle isn't a state'... Going to ChrisReidVille:o Take me with you? NeoDevilBane pisses off Aces and normal people alike. He really reminds me of myself, if I were a complete and total asshole... He really reminds me of myself, if I were a complete and total asshole... I can't connect to wcnews:o Is Had here? I need a stHadus check... I wish I was like Khumar Astern... No... you won't find THAT name in AltaVista... I just checked... William H. Macy is in everything Wild, you're like my brother... who said exactly that like an hour ago... You don't per chance have an unhealthy obsession with ubersucky actor/singer Kris Kristofferson, do you? Eagle despises WCHS and its replacement. Wow, my mom and sister are in NY right now... Hmmm... they're visiting my aunt, and they're bringing me back ravioli... you'd probably slaughter them and take the ravioli... in a culture that strives for perfection, oreos are the ultimate objectification of our goals and successes which also exemplifies the failures which lead to our ultimate progression as a species... Call Celina Or... you could email me and be like all 'Tom spilled milk on the stairs, pass it on'... or you could email Trelane... When I was in France, this schoolbus got stuck on the traintracks and got squashed with all these people in it... Anyway, I was thinking... now that Tre brought it up... we shold try and assassinate the president so Jodi Foster will notice us... and then those Russians would be nowhere... Had! Canyoumakemesomeheaderspleaseandabanner? I drank like 12 Mountain Dew's while I was watching that movie, so i'll be up until I have to go to that stupid web meeting tommorow.Hmmm... you know about johnnyrox, right ace? Oh... I'll notice you the secret information, wink wink nudge nudge... Firstoff Chris... you're always here... so... you ca'nt talk.. Secondoff, Chris, we're always acting stupid, so, you can't talk... Thidoff, I'm trying to get up of to 'fifthoff', which sounds pretty cool... That one seems so... I dunno... it was kinda.. it seemed strained. It goes for really cheap laughs;0 Hmmm... I'll give you some of my prize white twixes for a mission that somehow involves the mythical passanger cruiser... Because... even though I haven't really slept since I found out about the passanger cruiser... it has haunted all of my dreams... Yeah, they're cookies and cream twix bars... I got them along time ago, back when twix variants were cool... but they're like WW1 veterans, every year there are less and less... Yeah, the new Secret Ops page gave away like all of the SecretOps secrets... and now we sit and idly dream of passanger cruisers, thought LOAF to himself... Well, it tells us about all the ships we've been shutting up about. Boomer comes back tommorow! Boomer comes back tommorow! Hey, question, what does Boomer do? Does he have some sort of title? Hmmm... did I disconnect? Hmm... I can't really ever know... I could have disconnected years ago, and this is all some fantasy played out within my own mind... How come Sean Murphy got a class of ships named after him? And what's with the first screenshot that got replaced really quickly? and who's brilliant idea was putting really-difficult-to-read text at the SO site? I've had to explain the zoom-in function to like 10 people today. They killed Johnny... you bastards! To friendship! To friendship! May you drink the blood of your enemies while it's still hot. That's a Kilrathi toast, you guys, come on. Well, well, well, look what we've got here. So, that's what she goes for. Talk about putting a tiger in your tank. I think I need to get us another one. 'Talk about putting a tiger in your tank.' ? So... how much did the thing thing thing? by which I mean... how much did the DVD drive cost? Hmmm... I'm half Bandit... Wow, Chris, you could be selling some sort of... thing... 'domo makes it better!' Hmmm... I'm going to finish pasting some stuff, one sec now that I FIXED THE GRAPHICS, DIE HADRIAN. lemme get an exciting drink... Sorry, I sat down and fell asleep, but I'm back now... Introspection is gone... getting replaced by the CIC. Oh. I explain that in an exciting realaudio test interview Hadrian did with Chris and I... ace, you've come to see me through these dying moments... I was being Czarcastic... Wow, I'm a roll model. You added 'bands' because there are children here, right? release should go as planned. blazing fast? Cool... WCHS was doing 500 megs of tranfers a day, though... He was sleeping with DanS or something... we kinda dissolved the agwc homepage Secret Ops downloads won't start until the 24th. KVanche is just giving it away... I love it... we set up a kickass new site, WCN counters by adding Vanchee to their staff. Had is good... Phoenix is the man. Wow, that sounds like an evil consortium or a foreign McDonalds... Hey Chris.. I'm not Sean. GUYS.. lets act civilized... Don't go off and do a you thing. Heyyy, it's KVanhecke, our resident pornologist... Hmmmm... you know what they call a Big Mac w/ cheese on Kilrah? I dunno, I haven't thought of that yet... Hmmm... Angel with Cheese? Something like that, somebody figure out something witty... What things? things? things? things? So... some of you I know, some of you I'm meeting for the first time... Wow, Johnny, you're in the future... and you proved that it does go over 0. LOAF is working on the CIC. Building a mystery... Boys... You've all done extraordinarily well... I honestly didn't think we could pull this off... but I'm now sure that we can do anything. Voodoo rush sucks ass. Official 'holy crap' moment of the day... note the time, noon... Top day so far: 11 august 1998 with 1250 pageviews !!!!! . 'Mutually exclusive' is a really, really cool phrase... Formulär har skickats med Microsoft Internet Explorer! You can't talk, Hades. Or we get to hit you. It's the law... We're gonna kick ass ad ndstat tommorow. Wow. Anywho... just figured I should congradulate everybody on their efforts, seeing as most of you were away when I tried yesterday. 'desjakeify' isn't what I think it is, is it? Watcha bet Amazing!New Midway appears at the end of SO? Everybody else: You know you're a WC fan if you kill your family in the name of WC . End: You know you're a WC fan if you play a new WC instead of watching Friends... Now *THAT* is odd. Sure!thing... It may be a communist, but it is not a porn star! Erm... I'm excited... I'm not bitter, nope... I'm practicing, I wanna be Johnny when I grow up... he's not bitter... The swearscript was the first part of a process that turned #Wing-Commander into a dictatorship. Anyway... I don't dislike these people... they just fit this group. Well, I absolutely loathe most of them... <_Madman> are we allowed to say "ass" in here? Fuck yeah I still say that was pretty cool. wulfram sounds scary.. like Wolfenstein with a u and a ram... and no enstein... I can't believe we're getting so many hits... did people like WCHS *that* much? There's no such thing as free porn... Damnit Chris. Byydo and I have the same ISP. It is the men, isn't it? now... do'nt hurt me... The wit and wisdom of Gene Tang: I'd rather vomit that watch any episode of "Friends" Hey, when did we start WCHS, anyway? it was one of those early numbers... 6... it must have been 1996. post wcIII, pre wcIV. Late 1995, maybe... 'So, yeah, it is a lot like the CIC, except it completely and utterly sucks' ;) Bout a week... it was delayed so long 'cause I was away. Stupid Hades, thinking what I say... Of course, Phoenix is god given form... * LOAF mumbles something. Hmmm... no, every 24 hours. times lose meaning after 24 hours. saying "OHMYGOD, I deleted the files subdirector" wouldn't be funny, would it? Yes... 'you' 'should'... Uhm... Had... you're going to have to kick out your fellow webmaster. I also invite you to swear at him, and possibly inflict physical damage. Akk has no WC knowledge... You work for morons, right? tell them you need one to do your job... Okay... I need... a thing... Uhm... ideas... I need some ideas... for the layout... of... the... timeline page... I would like to have passionate sex with you and Chris Reid... please reply ASAP... Oh, okay... you should propose to her... and when she says no... you can run around screaming that you're already married because your names are the same... then she'll shoot you in the foot and you won't have to go to Viet Nam... Kelvin lives in the future... Hmmm... now we have the premise for an exciting sitcom... Erm, That sucks, Chris. if Johnny is the coolest guy ever... then this is maybe the 3rd coolest guy ever... except... he's in disguise... Its fun saying Guentzel... this is another Origin guy, whos name is also fun to say... Oh. Well... lemme rag on WCN once more today, then I'm done. Thou infectious full-gorged minnow! This is why Freddie the Fish fills me with a sense of terror and awe. My evil project got cancelled. dash, idiot, I'm an idiot... Seattle is a bastling judgopolis... Yemen is a cool word... I wonder if I should testify about my relationship with Monica Lewinsky... Oh... since I figured out how to use my notes file, I've taken some notes... on stuff for the CIC today, that I haven't fixed yet... My god, ace is your mom... (ace was also my English teacher...) I've got a blank WC emergency tape here, after what happened with MTV news, lemme pop it in... God, that guys voice SUCKS. We *HAVE* to go to Austin real soon now (tm)... because 'Chris and LOAF's Excellent Adventure' would make a really kickass news topic... Ow... My sister wacked me with her light saber... Teee heee... my brothers page... 1529 hits... ever... CIC... 1800 yesterday... When he could stay home watching CNN... You do so you freak. OH! a buffalo... of course... Hmmm... try 'Yes... but LOAF and Chris do not use the time machines they build last summer because it's unethical'... 'Therein, they did not travel to the future and find out that jealous Wizzy would try to fuck up everything' . Anybody 18+ here? Heh heh... 18 yr old staff members? Any ? BTW, disturbing news from our competitors. in an effort to one up us... they've very intelligently copied the 'Kilrathi culture' section from Victory streak. Uh oh... and I'm... the 240th person to visit WCN. Wo'nt you be... out on you rown with a job soon? 4 years? Why the long wait? we'll hopefully get that load of Boomeranners soon... 17th in the list of Universities in Washington? KILL HIM What kind of evil robot can conquer the universe but not go up stairs? if Chris get back, MAKE HIM EXPLAIN THE DINOSAUR THING... Happy the Dinosaur? Wait, I want that one explained... Explain the dinosaur thing. GOod luck! On the hunt... Now you are the one who is Chris *sigh* Lemme make something up... Chris is away... times are abvilent... I make up words a lot... a new temp Chris was needed... you were chosen... Did you et it. Thank god that wasn't a sex thing... You got your scanner to work? Thank god that wasn't a sex thing... Oh... Chris, did I tell you that those GMS people made me get rid of the bigger images? Hey... wait... sudden stroke of brilliance... can't we just ban the GMS people and put them back? * LOAF needs a new 2D card I think I'll protest... Lets write a kick ass update... Scanner gone for good:o Ou est Boomer? I have to go to the Air and Space Museum in like an hour... Dash, our Namibian didn't come back... YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's gonna be a Prophecy Gold official guide. There, that was a cool little update... Cheetos look a lot like Achilles class destroyers... You're writing a story about genetics and you've never dissected a cat? Says who? Wouldn't the CV-14 have come before it? You should probably get your face tattooed... Speaking of which, Chris, my family has no problem with me skipping school to go visit Austin... ! He lives in Seattle doesn't he? Dr Sbaitso rules Gimme a minute, I'm doing something... BTW... here's a bit of info that you may find tintillating... Lemme guess... you tried to swear at Dr Sbaitso a lot? HEHEHE OH, SORRY... WAS typing in caps locked... Hmmm.... You can't spell Sarah Sarah Sarah without rah rah rah WTH is up with the CIC server? ahh, a half dozen updates to do tonight. Eh? I thought it was because he enjoyed sex with old men... Wow... we have like the same mind... I was like 'Hey, wait, thats Wc3'... Oh, just promised some guy at the NG that the CIC would work with IE3 within a day... Wai! The problem with IE3 has been discovered, it's just going to be tedious to fix it... expect it in 24 hours. Star Wars was a musicle... Star Wars was gay... Wow, that'd suck... normally you learn to live with the smell of your own hair... #Wing-Commander isn't the happiest place in the world... Well... I hate to be the one to point this out, but I'd trade six hundred people I don't knows in thre for one Chris Reid, albeit him away. Chris is one of my best friends. I'd rather be here with him than in there with a bunch of people I hardly know... Hillary, Steve, deathcom... people like that. The NERVE! They're selling their... PRODUCT?! What the hell sort of company sells things they make?! It's like they're trying to make some of this new 'money' I keep hearing about... oh, wait, SO is free.. you just have to spend some time downloading it (since you seem to be 'bout as cheap as a stray cat, you'll be excited to learn that the 110 meg download isn't necessary, only half of that is required...). Anyway, who requires days to download 110 megs? It'd be like 12 hours at 28.8, as I understand it... unless you live on Mercury or something, 12 hours is not even one day... Boomer!Male apparently the easy question is too easy.. It's the 00th Cerberus produced, duh. Yeah, I wasted yesterday screwing around w/ freinds in DC... We could cook and eat ace... Well, who gives a farf? These are our WCSOpictures. Well... I HATE to be the one to mention this... but did you need facts or even a considerable portion of your brain to realize that Boswell is an asshole? What a moron, is he back yet? Whatthefu? Poooor Boswell... I think I made him cry. That doth pissedeth offeth Johnnyth... Hehe, you suck, nix the 'god a life' thing, Hades... I have like... lots of theaters around me, and DC is just a subway away, so I can see all the little stuff... Well.. just... uhm... feel good or something... I have boxes and boxes of modems... most of them are sub 14.4, though... Hehehe, we doth rule... Read the Wing Commander Movie novel to find out my rank;) Moron. I remember his 'amazing' p200, and then his amazing p233, and then it was a 266 ad nausea. Yes... and CHRIS indeed... That does it, I'm setting up the Hari Information Area. Dan Hardwicke? Wow, the opposite of Dan Harwicke... Err... good... shouldn't you two be off washing cars or something? Hmmm... I probably shouldn't ask... Hmm, well, it's good to finally meet you, Chris mentions you a lot... Err... what's Chris like, IRL? Hmmmm... mental note, avoid Chris when drugged... Hmmm... that's kinda scary, when he's making no sense, right? So if he were talking about Hades here... he'd call him the Nut-Boy, right ? Hehehe, you should have stayed Nut-Boyish... it's so much more memorable You coulda just hit !LOAF a lot until you got it... like 23,000 times... No, I stole that AND the rins from LadyWhisper, in an attempt to someday have close secret ties with Origin... apparently it worked. Wait! ell me what Chris thinks of me... Wow, freaky, he tells people that. Weeeelll, I'm gonna go check eh gee double you see, brb... Oh good, we topped 1000 hits today You get yer ass in there right now, my amazing wit is lost on the opposite sex... yep. you're right. we need work on the "Conversing with members of the opposite sex" area. . Wow, you met somebody who cares. Hehe, I showed a girl The Book once... but she was that kind of girl... I've never talked about WC. Hmmm, maybe I'm not ace... Wait, I'm loaf, he's ace... Yeah! What does it take for us ro kick him??? Yeah... it's not every day a flashy gay man just wanders into our channel... Especially after we kicked Akk... Soo... did I tell you I finally got that elusive ER date? 'XXXReid' has a certain ring to it... Wow, his !LOAf's suck... Because you're beneath our contempt? We have a guy who's come here because his own life is so pathetically inadequate that he has to sasiate the primal human desire to defend himself by bothering people he doesn't know. to help you in your journey, I'll go to... 10 days ago? Well yer just a bag of ing , aren't you, you little ? I just need... a drink... several . Well... we've got thousands of years worth of stuff... Of course... it gets denser as we approach the war... adn then less dense... Oh... BTW... I have a horrifying story... I think I started the GGs... I remember... Eagle and a bunch of people used to come to a channel I started... #WingCommander... sans -... it was me and a bunch of older people who are now jerks... Gothri and such... I left them, and they turned into the GGs.. coincidecne? FINALLY finished with the Vukar fight. Does this look like #LetsTalkAbout#Wing-Commander? No, this is #We'reBetterThanThat, so lets do something right. Hmmm... but it has delectable canon information... Yes, okay, its BETTER, but my religion dictates that I say its not. No, I mean that in my belief system things that Origin does are reguarded as superior... As soon as Forstchen gets off his Forstchass... Bring Celina some veggies Yeah, I like that pizza with the hole... You're one of a few people who works on secret projects for Origin. * LOAF mumbles about P2 3d ChrisReid? Chrissez vous! Yeah, I'm not much fun on a date... Hmmm, in my experience Chris doesn't spend enough time in front of a computer... he's always off doing some silly school related thing when I need him to do pointless CIC related projects... Moment for us, why the hell is everybody picking on Chris these days? Is he *THAT* much better than all of us? I'm not questioning Tesiae's pornographic obsession, nor his need to hide this from the world, but it just bothers me to see a jerk spend so much time obsessing over Chris... Would it be the third time? If it was the third time, I would find it quite charming... Over 1000 worlds, and it took 4 years... to learn more, just visit hari.com... which is probably a porn site... I'm not checking.... Hmmm, this time the mission is a Crid... NONE of them are definatly his wife, though. Tolwyns girlfriend... Oooh, the you-have-know-life-gimme-porn woman? That doth kick of the ass Well, you'll have plenty of time to like cheese when you're LIVING IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER... am I the only one who doesn't get that sketch? Russians love us. I wasn't aware that there was an old meaning to "opening up Vega Sector"... Uhm... if there's one thing people hate more than the evil spread of communism, it's people who post html and images in news messages. Also, it does *VERY* little to help you case -- apparently your ENTIRE life consists of porn and flaming Chris Reid? Herein lies your problem... Because he's better than them Hmm, Foshko may want us to do some stuff for him, are we up for that? It fits with you're MO... you do something callous and idiotic, and then act aghast that you'd ever do something like that and for some reason assume that you're oh-so-superior to the rest of the universe, so therefore should never actually be blamed for your own actions... Why you did it is beyond me, you simply did... Guys... announcement... I am proud to announce that the CIC has just hit 10,000 hits. Which is of course, reason to celebrate. (thank god... It'll probably be next year I'm betting Boomer doesn't check our hitcount. Just figure he should consider that when getting us more space. Oh well, tommorow is monday, people like Chris McCubbin will show up... Hmmm... I desprately want to finish the timeline, sit back, enjoy a cool drink and then do Secret Ops with everybody... ER is done... will do FA within 24 hours You can't spell 'Wing Commander Prophecy w/ all the graphics' without '3dfx'... edward has nothing to do with this comment, but I want to fit in. ER is done... Hmm... horses fucking asses makes mules and mules make nothing... Hey Chris, you should probably put that in the book... How old are you anyway ? And how old is she? And does PITA mean what I think it means? Is your brother finishing his BA? Wow, that's odd... TCNPhil is like an underling of mine.. Hehe, all of our enemies are effectively gone... . holy god... That's not supposed to happen... Chris isn't supposed to reset. Traditionally Wizcrap I feel sorry for the WCN crew, they don't yet realize that as soon as Wizzy gets tired with... what is it he's doing now? Nature will eventually reach a climax community, we don't have to hunt anything... They got rid of the term Zog Cabal? LAG! OH MY GOD, I WASN'T EXPECTING LAG ON THE NET!!!! I'M SUING!!!! It'll cost me 3000 dollars to make a screensaver? Hmmm, looks like Boomer let the cat out of the carrier thing that you use to allow it safe air travel... I'd buy that... he's the sort of guy who wouldn't figure out the cloak... we can use Trelane's old mailserver to fake some messages from him, asking for help from WCHS... I like this... Dash, I love this job, something new every day... Hmmm, we'll probably have an SO update tonight Hmmm.... but what if companies compete to develop a new biological weapon? And where have all the Johnny's gone? Ooooh yeah, Las Vegas Damed Omanians. They only visisted the CIC ONCE new bees! Stupid rough and tumble Nut-Boy... Hehehe. We don't have *THAT* much content... we just pretend to. Freespace is set in 1996. Sure!thing Great. Fuxking brilliant guys. We set out to talk to Chris about going to Austin and we end up KILLING A NATIONAL HERO... I'm still working on finding a CIC intern. Well, I need to talk to Chris urgenty right now. What an off F. 451 metaphor... Conspiracy: The same day Clinton makes his little announcement, we get our first .gov hit. Coincidence? I think not... he probably retired to the oval office in tears, and visited the CIC to lift his spirits... Anyway, I was just realizing that I haven't called Boomer 'flavour blasted' since we set up the CIC... We got our FIRST .gov hit to the CIC RIGHT after Clinton's speech... he probably went upstairs and was too depressed to do anything but visit the CIC... that's .mil. I'm .goving... Oh. I'm just saying... that... well, you know... WCN sucks ass... that's all... No, I'm just saying it completely sucks, it's not like I hate it or anything... I don't get why everybody else hasn't set up a kickass site like us... it's not that hard. Maybe we should shun him... someone oughta tell kolokov that he can get the VERY BEST FREE XXX PORN ACTION AT WWW.CHRISREID.COM... W h e r e d i d c r i d ? b i t e m e , n u t - b o y ! Gold gold gold Hmm... if I had a band... it could be called 'The Rubber Band'... Hey, Had got the Gamespot poll... That's not a question, you can. Hmmm... I think I should admit that I had an affair with Monica Lewinsky... See Gee eye Can you spell G without 'G'? Dude, that's sick... hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * LOAF wants the public to see the Panther one, that's the coolest one. Mmm... chain ion gun Yay! Faith lass, at's what's he's a doin.... Wait, just 2 of dads friends died, nevermind Lets all put 'The' in our email names... The LOAF, The Hadrian, The Chris Reid Vrai eck;/ I personally can't explain the TCS Valdez... why the hell does it exist? The cool 3d movie of it is huge (for back then), and there's NO POINT TO HAVING IT IN THE GAME. You and Doomsday get assigned to strike... Korah Pokh?... and you pass the Valdez where you can refuel your Broadswords vis cool ass CGI scene... but there's no point, since you have enough fuel to jump back after your mission... Freaky... Chris actually Quit:'d... Soo, Cat'n, how exactly will WCPGold work, anyway? Will it have the fiction updates? Those uniforms are fraeky. There might be a prize or two eventually... Oh, BTW, the guy at babbages reccomended me to myself... Middle 'school' crushed my spirit... I didn't tell them, but I sure wish I had a card. As for EB... I met Satan once there... and I STOLE HIS PEN... I use it now, to take people's souls... Hmmm... CIC stickers would be nice... We need CIC tshirts, really... Sometimes you feel like a Nut-Boy/Sometimes you don't/Barrie Almond's got nuts/Cpl_Hades don't Can you tell us how gold works, plllllease? Its confusing me and scaring my family... Thou dankish shard-borne baggage! Thou jarring spur-galled flap-dragon! Thou unmuzzled rude-growing moldwarp! Thou saucy knotty-pated boar-pig! The cool thing is that Chris' weird mission thing is actually going to happen. Why couldn't Chris have a name like "K'ha'haf" that we could all laugh at? It's just not fair... Teee, Delance is a gang member. Minor CIC update filled with my incredible humour... WTF is a Kwast? I hate #Wing-Commander? Why would I hate #Wing-Commander? Man, I wish I could hurt this clown. THERE you are, Chris... Why do people complain about the Dragon? There are better ships today... Well, feel better, I'll take care of stuff... Hmmm... inform him that he is henceforth banned from all CIC contest events, up to and including the exciting SO promotions. Well... let me explain something... FRONTPAGE SUCKS ASS... thank you... Those were probably the same class as the Eagle... the origin LCVE's are probably uglier. Bugs, Johnny Guentzel, zillions of 'em! Harakh... they didn't give you like tylenol with codine or something? Very Levy Good Will Nut-Boy, a script by Chris Reid and Bandit LOAF... Best Viewed With EYes, AHH Now... Well, screw you guys, I'm going home... Erm... by which I mean, seeyall later, I'm off to purchase a DVD drive... I... did the dirty deed... Dash it all... I'm going to be 'one of those people' now... Yeah:/ fast connection, DVD drive, I've got 'one of those people' written all over me... You're living in the past, Chris... Oooh, will terrorists have sex with his daughter? Yeah, we need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks... I *offered* to start a war with scotland, but somebody said no... I'm so pro anti Israel... You know what country has good terrorists? France... When I was living in Aix... these people bombed the city hall... but they payed all the homeless people outside to go away first. Uhm... Hades... when you cut yourself, get a bandaid before you pee in a cup to test for infection. Licking!? What are you, a fricking Vampire? I have 2 brothers and a sister and a dog and 4 cats and 2 hamsters... Hehehe, yeah, you seem rather chipper, Chris... You, Mr Hades, live in a fucked up country which has no president. * LOAF loved the Gulf war... 'I don't like the initials AOL, and ICQ should be free because I downloaded it...' Damnit, I want to know about the sluts... Clinton stopped in here... 'Lesnick, Reid' he said 'You all have done a great job destroying the tyrany that was WCHS... now I want you to fight terrorists, as American secret agents'... * LOAF still can't get the bleeping DVD to work:/ Dude, Chris and I too... Yeah! And the Constituation guarantees us the RIGHT to bear biological weapons! It's not even one of those 'its not a right, it's a priveledge' dealys, its ENTIRELY a right, therein we can do whatever we want with them... Well, Hades, you tell Trelane to tell Alan and Steve that Lisa and Jen just aren't interested... Our cool Generation X pop culture roomates, DUH... Am I the only one who thinks that it's rather screwed up that Russia is condemming us for attacking Afganastan? (sp! lots of sp!) While I still remember: Had, I had a dream about you... you were like a 3d Quake guy one might see in one of those big Voodoo 2 advertisements... God, you have some sick ritual afterdinner nick... Oh, my dad has been looking for an excuse to steal one from work... Elle ne marche pas:/ "Your multi-function device (Standard Dual PCE IDE Controller) has some child devices using 32-bit drivers and others using compatibility-mode drivers. This configuration is not supported, so your computer has been halted to prevent corruption" Wow... that's sad... he's gone from eccentric choclate creator to pawn for failed corporate giant Charlie's dying company... Hmmm, the DVD Empire is not helped by the fact that it sells porn... 2001 is *NOT* 'sensuous'... Not much, just discussing the ethics of madness... okay, just discussing the fall of yesterday's industrial giants... okay, we're talking about Willy Wonka... His casual disregard for human life just reminds me of the kind of person who'd run a militant terrorist group or a concentration camp... Firstoff, when I start up... it detects the fucked up IDE and reinstalls it. So, I have to remove it again before I shut down... Lets just say that if when I die the Wing Commander based reality in which I enter is half that sharp, I'll be a dashed happy person... Wizzy craves attention, whether it's negative or positive doesn't matter to him. Par example, note how he has some different crazy project each week in hopes of winning some accolades... I don't know what accolades are... It's admirable that you don't check, however. My sister says hi My spellchecked has been pointlessified You talk about yourself in the third person? you pretend to be some sort of music guy, covert them to mp3's yourself. j a m e s s u c k s a s s Will do Okay, Hades... when Chris gets sick, fall asleep at Celina's... I'm assigning it to you, NutBoy. Are you betraying your UNIFORM? I assumed you just had a top hat and a monocle... just like the American Mr Peanut... OoOoOoOoO, WCN has 719 hits... Yeah... someday they'll get as many total as we do in a day... * LOAF is about to install 98... I... have returned... Wow, Chris, you *really* pissed off Eag. "I can't believe he'd do something completely unethical like that, I have to akick him, I hope you understand..>" He doesn't leave the channel anymore... he's paranoid... It took about 24 hours to fix all the hardware conflicts it caused... Well, I guess we should just leave that hell hole alone. Hehe, you just never seemed like the type to do evil stuff to #WC... Eag's always been a crazy old jerk, don't let him change you. I henceforth pledge that I shall not enter #Wing-Commander again. We should have a ceremony to clense ourselves of the dashed place... Hmmm... would it make you feel better if I tell you I stole 10 bucks from Eag? And, well, if I had to pick one type of media with which to have sex, it'd be DVD... We need to get some sound clips of him addressing Mr Reid... Win98 gave it some fucked up driver. So... I'm going to set the Linux box to connect to Erols so I can mail and such. Wait... nobody could suck more than I thought they did... * LOAF Chris' music dot song file 10 baudettes * Trelane alt.binaries.erotica.fetishes.small-penises.wizzy 2890 new articles Dear Chris Reid, Sb9b5 is a moron. Thank you. Barrie "Stuart" Almond L with a AG Today was the CIC's best day since inception... 4.09 percent Canada. The kids work in my salt mines out of fear, not friendship. Our requests have fallen on death ears... btw, dibs on the DanUpdate when it comes... Then every guy who owns one can think he's really funny by naming it Ally McBeal... I'm betting they'll have a links section at the SO page. And I'm bettin' I know what gets top billing... Had did me too... If organs could be verbs, spleen would be up there... That's a good smell... Somebody cross my fingers for me... Brain cells... or "Brain" cells... I'm talking Brain #3, in the southern demi-sphere, region red triangle C5... Jerk, his trivia score is going down... Hmm... but if you kill somebody in getting it, it's just homicide, right? Yeah, especially if two of you are women and one is me... I have slept on the floors of hotels in many countries. BTW, the Marriott in Munich is the best... Duh, Hades, fly military... When I was in 2nd grade I stayed in Paris for a month, slept in a bathroom... By 'fly military' I mean 'hijack a Harrier, those things are cool'... then you can sell the Harrier for 700 lbs... How come Hades can make a dollar sign but I can't make a pounds sign? £ing moron... Wow, that sucks ass -ChanServ- Channel #Nut-Boy is not registered NO. YOU TALK ABOUT PORN AND YOU LIKE IT, UNDERSTAND? NONE OF THAT SICK STAR CRAFT CRAP IN HERE. Evil porpoises? Evidently, it's a cookie thing Chanserv has defected?! Tre... I want you to take ace and jace to hunt down and kill the communists... You see a Chanserv hole, you nuke it... Actually, I *did* lead Northern Vietnamese forces to victory in the early 70s... * LOAF hasn't gotten to Dizzy dying yet I dropped a bookmark at Dizzy and Confed Redshirt #3 having sex... That Chris Reid esque guy makes Colonel faster than Blair... No, it means I like killing Americans... 4982? I thought it had more.. I could make a 'the book of 4983 numbers' and it'd have more entries than that... Hmmm... tommorow is Sunday... Sunday is a bane for news... I... have an FBLA meeting... With... the one other member of the fbla... Yes. We can (tm). Awww, we NEED that backround for the CIC... I also have a 'brag about the dvd to my brothers and friends' session planned... I should probably put a cup holder in there, just to screw with people... think about it this way... if Origin releases SO in the 22nd... then EVERYBODY will download it on the 22nd... if Origin releases it on the 23rd... EVERYBODY will download it on the 23rd. Thou hath not a monopoly on downloading SO first. http://www.gameworlds.com/graveyard/technosaur/technosaur.html * LOAF grabs Hades' ear What did I tell you about dissing the fish? WHAT DID I SAY? * LOAF slaps Hades You're never going to be my successor if you keep insulting the fish... Hmmm... and I'm eternally scarred because I had a dream about Hadrian... Dunno, I thought that was just the fictional home of Robin Hood... Well... ten dollars says there's at least a fifty percent chance that the CIC will update about SO being released. Oh, we don't have stations, really... Hmm... or... we could all pool our money and buy you a woman... official type people give speeches, cheerleaders give freshman tours, and we throw paper at them... England is pathetically small, right? BRILLIANT, CBF, music that has an effect on the audience! We should inform Digital Anvil immediatly, what if they're planning on having music that has no effect on anything whatsoever?! I have no idea what a Cavenport is... I... MADE IT UP... But... you see, I now hold in my hands the power to send the Nut-Boy anywhere in England. Can you go to those mini countries too? Scotland and Whales and the other one? Since the Maverick team doesn't like CR much... your mission is to assassinate him, thus gaining favor with Origin... Also... to prevent a Privateer 2 2, you must kill the guy who plays Lev Arris... Yeah, you would have been a use... two years ago, they had an open set for Priv2. I want you to bring me 10 thousand Cicadas... Damnit, I want 10,000 dead ants. Oh, sorry Bart, I didn't realize that you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown... Yes indeed we should... beware of reduced gravity regions... Check me out, I'm all erolsy again... Harakh, 415 new agwc posts... Tell Tiger Shark he can screw himself, 'cause that aint true. Why are these channels obsessed with eachother? a klick is a variable distance. Any WC2 player knows that... When in close combat a klick can be as short as a meter... in open space, a klick can be up to a kilometer... From point to point, tis km Why has agwc gone from being the one intelligent place to post WC stuff to being a fighting infested hell hole? But, we're supposed to be superior, I guess we have to act it. A tiny little piece of me is hoping WCSO has lots of problems so I can say "Bugs, Johnny Guentzel, zillions of 'em!" Onward! Onward, Carbon soldier! Groan, not SC... Good, don't ever change. Ahhh. You'll be saving that money for a long long time... Gold and UOSA are coming out on like the same day... I see you too have been infected with the virus... I suppose it's just Haess and I... Hmmm... you know what sucks? I can't contemplate suicide until I know that there aren't any WC products in the works... Mornin' Glory (Like you guys didn't want to say it...) * LOAF is reading Crime and Punishment * LOAF has a million books to finish before school starts in a week. It's against my religion... After I tied my cat to another cat, I had been posting in alt.felines.tied.together and alt.2cats.tied... Wow, ironically, lots of campers are talking about fishing, setting up tents and campfires... but NOT Quake 2! But a golden monkey has spread the virus here... I'm with Trelane... fight the power... or at least SC... and god damnit, I'm kicking the next person who says Zerg... You can say protoss... because 'proto' sounds cool... attach the word cyto to anything and it becomes infinatly cooler... BRILLIANT, Trelane... Fucking brilliant... Damn, I wish I'd said Jennifer Cytolove Hewitt Cytoace! Cytoace Love One... Cytobandit Love LOAF Wow, life gets screwed up when you try and follow my rules... SC SUCKS... DOWN WITH SC... Destroy your SC CDs! FIGHT THE POWER! Do you want to know MORE? Chris was on Wonder Years... probably... Already precisely 7 steps ahead of you... When a daddy and a DVD player love eachother very much, they sometimes have to try and play Prophecy again after doing something like playing WcIVDVD... but the daddy realizes that the video in Prophecy is pretty crapply and needs Prophecy DVD... well... let me explain you something about THE FACTS OF LIFE... Chris is the main character... I was playing Prophecy earlier w/ my sister, and man, it's just not the same once you've seen DVD... nothing will ever be the same... Chris has been infected with SC. It's too late to give him the vaccine, we have to shoot him. Know that we do not take this action lightly... But, indeed, Chris and the other infected must be annihilated before the rest of us are gone... There's no way I can forgive myself for shooting Chris, but it's what has to be done... Know now that I did this so that future generations could live... * LOAF shoots Chris It was kind anti climactic... Oh... well... Blair is a Pilgrim... Which... is freaky... apparently there's this group of people... pilgrims... who can navigate space w/out instruments... Southpark sucks in that it has become over pop'd. *** Trelane was kicked by LOAF (LOAFScript: Idle 10 seconds, autokick.) Like "Iceman SC'd on the kitchen table"? * LOAF wants to go to college w/ Dan Oh, BTW, loaf.pi.se has like gigs of stuff, I can put large files there. I'd be PROUD to suck at SC Those of you who have fallen to Starcraft, Sivar damn you... those of you who have not, carry on the fight. My god... this can only mean ONE thing... Chris has OBVIOUSLY gained the ability to see the future, and knows something good will happen... hmmm, Chris has something important to tell me, I suppose, so, I need Reid... You're like Catscratch except less annoying and you don't get to score with Sosa Marck Jhammel You know what's funny... Eag is always online now. We've scared him onto never disconnected... he thinks we're going to take over the channel. He sits in front of his irc client 24 hours a day now... Like Hitler in his bunker... Let me know when Reid gets back, bbl. Sarah "Kylie" Casey I set the rules... all Tre does is follow them, and now he's said the coolest thing ever.. Hey Tre, there's a grub on Hadrian's leg... I dunno, I'm thinking of putting some sharp metal objects between me and the kitchen... then I can cut myself when I go to get a soda, and I can say 'it's okay, because I got to have dew'... Haven't you heard, Had? That's the one thing LMG is good for... Chris is back? Chris! What's the news? Hades said you needed to see me... What are you looking forward about? well stow it, there's no excuse. Origin doesn't work on the weekend Wldmk is the idiot who promotes his amazing cd quality rm's... He kept typing /me wc3intro.rm 44khz CD-QUALITY . I didn't have anyh problems downloading SO either... Sometimes... I think about the wide open plains of Africa, with all their amazing natural wonders... and then I realize, only 30 of the jerks who live there have visisted the CIC; out of the whole continent! Down with Africa! If Operation DTM proceeds, and Vanhecke is killed, then Angel may never exist... And I was talking to wldmk... Get me some veggies. Rawsh sivrak! I can't eat raw human flesh:/ Hades is lactose intolerant:o Only you, Hadrian, would cool milk to a solid state so as to 'eat' it... You're probably the only milk eater in the world. CytoDyna love Co! Wow, Chris, you ruined my joke, but nobody 'll know. Korrect, Khris. Thinks he knows everything; I used to be like him... before I started to know everything... It wasn't that good... it wasn't even a real season premier... it was a damned trick by FOX to lure us into watching their new shows... It would be better than the WCHS mailbag... (Akk responds to one piece of mail in a boring manner..) We're giving ace the fleet, by which I mean a bag, A male bag Yeah, the timeline is delayed due to technical problems... I'll post something about it this evening.. Hades you idiot... a bigot is one of those spider robots that patrols Rama... this isn't #Wing-Commander, we encourage hatred... Okay, who gets next go at her? You or I, Chrid? Quit saying friend, its pissing me off. Okay... lemme decree something... okay... we need to move #WIngNut when the movie official site goes up. Since it's gonna have an IRC channel... so... we should move to whatever server it's on.. right? Naturally, I'm fact checking stuff for the movie site... naturally yall are helping... There were no marine scenes in SPR and there are no marine scenes in the movie. of course, I've been 18 for like 6 years now... Maybe he took a different kind of brain pill... Hmmm, basing Israelis in #WC, I can't last long... they love Israeli's in there... IH8 KJA would be a good license plate... Erm... anyway... this whole situation is screwing us up. Yeah. But we have to remember that 98 percent of the people in the universe are complete morons... Hehehe, the problem is that that 98 percent are the people we serve. So we can't kill/hurt/mame them... I'm just some moron with a hat... and I broke the back thing on my hat... Fuck coordination, we're having a meeting to figure it all out... Wow, that 'find something to do' fitting together thing is odd... You know... it's really a damned shame that Vanhecke isn't an intelligent WCN person... because then we'd have this whole good/evil Chris/Kris thing going on... Thanks to American missile strikes, my first choice for post high school education has been destroyed... Callandor: we're plotting to assasinate Clinton and hopefully kidnap that younger Clinton... Chris is in Seattle, hopefully not sleeping... because that would be a cliche... Ehh, Luigi is a bringing you kids free pizza, why do you make the jokes? Unless theoretical female president was a lesbian... then there'd be a first lady... We can give the alien a cold... By which I mean, kick VINMAN NOW NOW NOW You know what would be cool... if Canada was divide dinto like the police province, and the army province, and the fire province... Chris and I do watch a lot of Baywatch... It would be a tie. Wait, Chris would win What's the wingspan of a Fw-190A-3? Funny 'cause it's true... We... could probably just start the meeting now... that wasn't the greatest Simpsons episode... Thats cause yer a year younger. like 6 years more mature, but your a year younger. How come there were 80's women in the 80s, but there aren't anymore? I think, that it's time to share the memories... I think I was talking about the Blair thing in FF... Err, something *like* the Blair thing, actually... That was... just the other day, trying to set up the frickin DVD... Well, I have to skiddadle... which, for all intensive purposes, is basically just an excuse to say skiddadle... which was, btw, simply an excuse to say 'for all intensive purposes'... Yeah you're living in the past Byyd, quit living in the past... That's a scene from the movie, I think... and I'm talking about Johnny there... I think I just wanted to say Forstchass there... Erm, but I'm heading out... Hey, Crid, did you get my conversation w/ ace about all that Willy Wonka stuff? Dash. Sure, live without my theories of his dark wartime past... The first and last words out of your mouth should be sir. Read me? Hmm... maybe instead of saying cool stuff... you could constantly send people odd text files with amusing names... Uhm... so fun I'll just get a cola and stay up... Yes. Yes it was... much of my life focuses around satisfying the needs of my DVD... Same as ace. Naturally, to get WCIV... ro rou ranrt ryydo, rour ralking rike rastro And, unlike the Pure3D, I actually got TV out to work... res relroy And I've already begun my campaign of lies and deceit to gain Prophecy DVD... And, I'm going to figure out how to get more so I can be like all SSTy and give them to people I like and say 'I expect the best, and I give the best', and then we'll all dance and I'll send Chris to have sex with a woman who was a man in the novelization... y00d I don't remember what y00d was. Lemme go get that soda... play it here. Damnit, you're supposed to give it a funky title that relates to Hadrian being gay... God, Klip was an idiot. God, Dund was an idiot. That guy is a loser Wild was right. I told you not to believe him Tre was right. Chris, you cannot say for sure "it's not the Mantu" Delance was an idiot. he did give me info on maniac missions Klip was even more of an idiot... Hello Mark Akk, sucked a whole lot of you know what Editing the script? Now editing the movies Akk was also a moron. *** Dundradal has quit IRC ("When you kill one it's a tragedy, when you kill 10 million it's a statistic." Soviet Premier Joseph Stalin) Dund, still had sucky quits. Find some funny Eaglogs Tee hee, you said 'scanline'... Mmm, slots If it enhances WC it's worth it... actually... if you were rich, technically paying someone to kick your own ass would be the most kick ass thing you could get... Everything I ever done, I done for WC... You know, Byyd, how many men have died under my command? Zero. Now, assuming that every one man I lose saves 10-100 lives, I've saved ABSOLUTELY NO LIVES... The thing of it is... Wing Commander: Prophecy is at its best with a Voodoo 1. Now... if Wing Commander 6 will get enhanced by a Voodoo 2, then I'll get a Voodoo 2, but not until then. Speaking of whores, is Dune 2000 out yet? What did that stand for anyway, I never figured it out. WOR... the building that produced the heavy troopers... You know... sometimes I wonder... has !LOAF destroyed our innocence? Has it destroyed a time when Crid could just paste something intelligent I said and end a conversation? The answer, is a resounding now, goodnight everybody... no even. God bless the Nut-Boy, even if he've no form but pure evil... Oh kick ass, can you teach me to do that? Hehehe, I'm on my dads computer, the linux box isn't working. I swap cats for fun and profit... You know, like VJ day and VG day. You see an ace-1 hole, you NUKE IT... You thought it was Vesuvius Killed day? *fuffle* WC News does take you to the CIC... Oh, you do it, I hurt... I thought intelligent WCers were robots... SO, while you're out, pick up a kick ass in your face attitude... He *developed the plan* using Raptors at McAuliffe/Enyo in '39, but he didn't actually fly them... Wow... you sure handled yourself well under pressure. I'd assume that the biggest battle ever was the defense of Sol... You be here at 10 LST, Chris? 'KK's Kaps Kick' would sound cooler... Now... the people who make Quake... damned intelligent. They've found a product taht appeals to the LCD... Loser pays... of course, technically we're both losers. Chris Plummer is Tangy? And he wants to give us something? That rocks cats... :o Has the president been shot? deathlok! I was hoping I'd see you... Hell, if we switch to being a hard core porn site we'll be number 1. There's no quadruple X... is there? I always thought it was triple X because like, superfemale, 3 x chromosomes... Ahhh, that guys an idiot, any word from Das Phoenix? Okay, I've divided the LOS into 3 sections: games, books and other... Red goes with combat. Blue goes with knowledge. Not that many ancient Indians will visit our site, but I like to know they'd be able to understand it... smooth... I'd say... flowy... Like... to the left the people buttons and such, and on the right 36 or so alphabet buttons... How would a plus help? it just means your pregnant... Some freakysih new groups have given us hits. Gonna sue if the missions aren't pulse pounding... Ooooh, Ali Mattu... former... championship... kick ass... guy... Those are teh ones we SPARE... except McCubbin, I'd like ace to shift forms and take over McCubbin... he's a loose link.. Those damned 5 year olds piss me off so bad... Woo hoo, we're 4 times the man I am Babies are funny when you bash in their skulls... WELL YOU SUCK YOU LITTLE FREAK Hey, lets pretend to play chess... Queen to Horse, E eleven Fucking nedstat thing.... How long till we get our place on the top 10? You're older than me? No way, why do you lie like that you liar. I'm not getrighting, no way man, I swore to my dead... ant farm... that I'd never use getright... (well, Darkmonk, he brought the moron level up to like 441...) Yeah, I call Chris names all the time... Like 'Crid'... Oh, you people, knockez it off Vice Presidenty guy coming over in 18 mikes... The rest are all "hey, u wnt 2 download sum pr0n??///????/???" A friend of mine was on the Gettysburg... James Boswell says he has a Pentium II 600 (really a 688! Don't tell Intel! HAHAHAHA) with 34813321 megs of ram... He also says that in Wing Commander V Origin will premiere the amazing SorthakHellcat, a brilliant mix of the Sorthak and Hellcat artwork from the WCIV original site. "Hey, babe, my PC is a PII 400... it's really a PII 466, but hey, don't tell Intel! " Also, I can pretend to be a musician and then ask questions like "How do you convert an mp3 into a wav?" Also, no matter how much the rest of the world hates me and makes that fact incredibl obvious, I will STILL THINK THEY ALL LOVE ME BECAUSE I AM JAMES FUCKING BOSWELL AND THAT IS THAT... Next person to talk about #Wing-Commander, Eagle, etc gets kicked. you didn't something HORRIBLE AND UNQUESTIONABLE. people are asses Uhm... if it's NOT a Phantom, Chris... This REEKS of industrial sabotage... God, why must 3 million morons bug me about this virus? Do I look like I fucking know everything? this has been a helpfull occurance... Wizzy got screwed. Which is, of course, irony. ORIGIN! YES! ALLRIGHT! KICK ASS! Ye gods, we're shooting up today... Little do you know that the director of Prophecy is hearing you talk. np, gamblor, that's our jobs. Sort of. So... any chance I can have the virus? I so didn't need to hear that... Chris was offering us certain sexual favors, I believe... You know what else is better than GetRight? Those rocks that can float... those rock... those are so much better than getright... Yeah, pumice rocks, the best KIND of rocks... Wade, Remmy and Arturo all came from the same earth as Quin... Wait for me in heaven, Had The best damn pet store in the city? No, I don't think we'll be telling them about that just yet... Origin *DID* start their downloads tonight, if you knew where to look. Of course, Origin's downloads were so as to allow the *other* sites to get SO tonight... wcnews is kitchier You know what else were the days? Yesterday, last week and a year ago... We're more popular than seductivly burnt toast... Stupid CIC staff, lets get our clubs and bash in their skulls to use as decorative ash trays! You got CIH? The default difficulty level is set by the amount of experience you noted during the registration. So if you've completed all wing Commanders, etc. you'll defaut to Nightmare. If you've played none, you'll default to rookie, etc. Wow. So *THAT'S* why... In a world of conformity where all men are exactly the same, then one could indeed mistake Delance for Trelane... Holy cat dogs Cridman... Top day so far: 27 august 1998 with 8504 pageviews We don't just kick ass, we flame broil it and serv it with a side of fries... We don't just kick ass, we flame broil it and serv it with a side of fries... I absolutely LOVE the dialogue... I'm gonna get the poll stuf online when I get home from DC tonight... Hehehe, Cerberus is fast, its armed to the teeth, its huge ass gun is wonderous... uhm... And the thing looks damned purty from the side. Valgard? Where's Valgard? Who cares? Wing Commander: Secret Operations, based on a map by John "Captain Johnny" Guentzel Yeah, there've been maybe 2 little continuity problems, but nothng major and everything else is wonderful and pretyt, the world is happy happy... The dialogue between characters is great now... Hehe, the Cerberus' is one hell of a ship... I'magonnawrapmyselfinpaper and grab some screenshots for our SO section's ship database. He meant real people like Maestro and Amazon... Well... there's a very good reason. It has to do with a theory I figured out myself... People are idiots Oooh, Chris, when you go back it gives you the passwrod again. It certainly has... been a hard week... (cut to #WingNut) We could by cheap porn ads to be shown during WCA... You have a new record post count every time you post... If there was a book of Johnny... Foshko told me how to pronounce your name... What'd he say, CHris? (As you may recall, my brain was removed by beautiful women attempting to save their planet or something)... Gablor couldn't explain it. Hmmmm... we could put it at that web site we keep talking about... No sign of Roulette yet... there's always hope... I can't dream... every time I close my eyes I'm thinking of her... Hehe, SO weird... Weirdos. Now, we were talking about Roulette... EXCUSE ME PEOPLE... we were talking about Roulette. NO, SHE'S MINE, HANDS OFF ED... Uhm... no, but we've heard her voice... Vibrating ass would be cool... LOAF, Australian for BEER I can't believe I didn't wake up until 1300 LST Damned Other John Romero... always taking John Romero's name and dying... Our mail bag graphic is still fucked up TELL ME. Nah, normal people do'nt attack Hydras. There's a certain school of thought that says I'm done... everything except the index is done I just saw the CIC. I leave for 3 hours to buy some new DVDs and we get bonus fiction. Fucking unbelievable. Things that I don't say can't be in the book. Your real name is Knut Boyy? my dad just called from work. Somebody asked if he was related to Ben Lesnick. Hmmm, 51 US Government Employees, and 51 Koreans... Ye gods, the Cerberus is one impressive ship. Hehehe, did you see Casey's log entry? BRILLIANT, mentioning the missiles. 'plebe' abuse should be punishable by death, I must see 48 morons a day use the word and have no idea what it means. Bufferiffic. No, you'll never be Bach... you'll never even be half Bach... We'll miss you, BUG Yeah, I just got my copy in the mail... I'm gonna go eat breakfast, then I'm gonna watch 2010 DVD some more... Muchos gracias, Chrid Groax/boan No, we want pepper0n... Pr0npper... You'd like to speak to Peewee Herman? Dude, you're sick... God sucks ass, didn't you see Star Trek V? I'd view a lack of Vanhecke as a real reason to visit #WingNut... Woah, Mr. Excitable, slow down... Well, I'm happy, I got to say 'Mr. Excitable' at agwc... Sheesh, sleep while downloading SO, that's like Endys Friends thing. I think he's threatening me, flash him... Chris knows what to do. I can't find that picture... looking... Also, you have to carve pittance in the side of a dog... Hmmmm... I'd ignore it, there are better ways to get porn... Yeah, it's Ella except bigger. Tis surely on my other computer. I just have to dwelve to get it... Haha, like I could sleep while SO was downloading... Like I've slept SINCE SO downloaded... Nah, thanks to him the CIC got 10,000 hits in one day... Of course, I'm already seeing Colonel Devereaux... There are units smaller than minutes on my counter... He's got you there... Flashpaks superheat the air inside a structure. But we don't *WANT* to listen to the faceless masses complaining about how slow they are either. We *KNOW* how slow they are. Nay, the first game implementation was in 2669, for Wing Commander Armada: Proving Grounds, where an anti cloak was available. Because he can't spell? Because he never uses common sense? Because he doesn't use the so called 'capital' letters? Because he doesn't use any type of punctuation? Because he's a complete jerk? Not much. Watched Mallrats on ABC. *AMAZED* at what they did to it for network viewing... How does having someone of the opposite sex feeling sorry for your pathetic ass make you intelligent? That's okay. We've all been doing double capacity lately... Oh Crid, don't tempt us... It's almost certainly a freaky Seattle test thing. All the McDonalds in my area have converted to self serve drinks, there's no point in super anymore. You just need like a card thing. Hmmm... Kurgan... idea... have a kid... and then have him/her die sticking a frie up his/her nose... THEN... they'd have to have curly fries AND you'd get money... Take some time off, pl,ay So first. Hehe, for 2.90 I can buy 10 burgers on wednesday... Retreat is part of a quick strike. LOAF manages. Thunderbolt VII is only about 6 months older than the Excalibur That's fine and dandy like sour candy, except when you have a furball carrier in-system... Prolly 'cause its a stupid Privateer fan thing. Anyway, did you listen to Johnny last night, Crid? Origin guys shut up when I mentioned my time theory... The Lance, Vampire, Panther and Tigershark all replace the Excalibur... Yeah, and then I said "And you told me that the Mistral Sea would enter service soon" and JOhnny was like "I DID NOT!" so I blamed it on Boomer and we all shut up... The god damned bugs wacked us, Johnny! Interesting, any of you apes looked up Courage? I can't beleive I didn't notice this already... but ONLY ONE JUMP LINE. The bugs had to move THROUGH Ella to get there... that's odd... Yeah... and we know they're hiding near Ella, too. You think their gate is in Courage? Or perhaps... their gate doesn't exist... YET... maybe... its created in the future... * Note, they just ran All Good Things. I was kidding about the future thing first, but now that I mntioned it to Johnny... (The unidentifiable Piranha is trying to contact Mistral Sea. According to Johnny the Mistral Sea will come online DURING SO... and Boomer specifically said there were hints in the trailer... No, Maniac and Vagabond both eject during the books run to Kilrah... Well, its kinda stupid... I always liked the word 'N'Tanya'... I'll update those newsies, I suppose. merci beacoup Chris is THE Capricious Carrier... Please tell me WCP DVD will be available soon in some package? PLEASE? WCIV DVD spoiled everything for me Thousands of capships were destroyed during the war... Are you insulting Privateer 2? cause it sounds like your insulting Privateer 2... * LOAF_SO only has a quarter DVD, then:/ Who is 'srv-3-44.roc.ny.frontiernet.net'? I thought Melissa was a copywrited part of the ChrisReid fictional universe... Dude, Had, you look normal... I assumed the woman was just a mdiget... TALLER THAN THOU It's like a picture of Hadrian and a yard gnome... You know what'd be cool? No, if you were murdered... right after that picture was taken... and we could find out who did it by enhancing the reflection on your watch... That's what we'd ASSUME... but you can't spell assume wrong without 'thats wrong, jerk off', so it'd turn out to be like DanS or something... Well, Had, now that you don't have lipstick you can't be part of my fictional rock band... Does that mean I can stop pretending I don't know who you are? My names Forrest, Forrest Admans... that's a right nice KORG MIDI module you've got there... bet you could go anywhere with a KORG midi module... We fooled around to get the Vesuvius to replace the Hydra... Okay... looking at the picture I learn a lot about you... For example... you own a DUST PAN That woman has a wedding ring and half of DS9 on her shirt... Did she survive World War II? OH MY GOD, SHE DIED IN WORLD WAR II?!?!?! That's just paradoxical. Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of ass Then why the ChrisReidXXXAction did you tell me to guess? What if, cats vs dogs? Is she older than Bruce Willis divided by 2? If you tell me how old she is, I'll tell you how old I am... but you don't know WHICH. There, my notes on the picture are complete. I'll pretend to know what to do if you tell me how old she is. Crashed deliberatly? Erm... Chris is an op, not a god... well, he's sort of... nevermind... we need our own IRC software... crIRC... it can be fully BOL compatible and have all the sucky features we want... like hard and soft running porn... Hmmm, am I the only person who thinks that Marsha the cartoon Marshalls woman is hot? the like black and white woman and her hair is always over one eye... I dunno why, but I always really liked her... I'm so pissed off that she's married now. http://www.adcom.net/marshal.avi Check it out. Hmmm... I wanna write an editorial. WCIV got trailers before major motion pictures. Bloated Dead Seal Award for Excellence Tis my brother Somebody made a big god damned mistake... Everybody knows LadyWhisper... The Book is like the 3,000 most important things I've ever said... Oh, Had, good job, your quick figuring figured out what was wrong pretty quick... !LOAF !LOAF !LOAF !LOAF !LOAF you have a sucky IRC. We have to put a new one on that comp... They used to, but Chris made it automatic... Thats what I was saying last night... Its prolly in the book by now... Woah, moronic boy, how can the story blow if you've only played four episodes? It'd be funny if you kicked Templaar. Not officially... unofficially, nail the bitch... Chad Miller rocks ass... 'LOAF and the gang' sounds cool... Rizzo scares me... No way, Hades is my bitch... If you were'nt wanted we'd just kick you. Satan's voicemail sounds nice... Hey Chris, how many are there? I've seen Gavin's amazingly empty homepage... and I've seen the Sage Page... The 5422 best things I've said... Yeah! chrisreid.com was registered by the Chris Reid Corp. in New York hours after Chris said he wanted to register it... Hey Chris, where's my page? Ace, you used to give away so much more... hehehe, the K'Z'Ha'Dum system, thank you very much Johnny... The god damned bugs whacked us, Johnny! He's the coolest Origin guy there is... He made the universe... and killed 3 million people... (Chris McCubbin killed like 10 trillion people, though) You realize, of course, that Johnny has the coolest birthday possible? 6/6/69 There are lots of mature 15 year olds... Well, he's *MORE* mature then he used to be. I'd like you to stay the hell out of my channel, but you're not that smart... Oh god, you took the idea from some freaks... Hey, we need lapel pins... Eeek, stupid school:/ * LOAF is so non plussed.. Have to write a fing essay... The ship database, numerous references to the Confederation. The existance of a Talon. You seem to have ignored all of the intelligent points... Hmmm? It doesn't say that... the ships are flagged as being able to travel 'Anywhere in the Confederation' or 'only in the Tri System' and such... Since you're so moronically obsessed with examples, show me your example. Note that the comments in the ship database imply that the "Confederation" is *NOT* part of the tri-system. Hey wait... was the present day movie made by Origin, and do they claim that it's part of the WC universe? If you've answered no to either of these questions, then quit making silly comparisons which have no relevence... Origin made both games. Origin says P2 is WC. Origin created similarities between the games. You're responding to everything I say with either a silly comparison (well, TACOS have cheese too!) or a well HADRIAN said something stupid! Gonna bring it to school and grab a printout from my moms computer right after... Hmmm... that might be cool... except you and I aren't ever going to have kids. Unless we adopt... * LOAF is avoiding writing his essay We need numbers for the book, though, so we can go "Ahh, LOAF 6:6:6" No problem, I have the same discussion 10 times a day, and you were much better at it. Usually ends with like "WELL I HATE U!!!!!" or something. That's a pretty boring sucky job... that needs to be done RIGHT NOW... so... dcc a copy to Hades... YOU DO IT OR I'LL SWAP YOUR ASS a sterile mule You'll die of overbleeding, of course Oh, just send it to me and I'll make a cool .doc for printing... I was consulted on certain factual aspects. "Secret Operations was by far the most exciting super puzzle game SX follow up of the year, congradulations to all the people at MicroBit..." fiction tommorow, faction on thursday I'm faster than a nutboy The Nut-Boy is on speed Gharal nar Hhallas... dcc's continue after death... Wow, I have one eye.. 1994, probably... Hmmm, how can I organize 55 pages of BOL? does it have a hard drive now? The Book has been numbered 5400 some quotes... numbered from 1-5400. But you can print it out, get some leather binding and quote. 177 pages:? non squidors You don't have a family... Piece of Oh, Happy died at Khorsan, the girl during the retreat from Munro Yes, and I want to have hot passionate sex with you Lust is a normal word. Speaking of which, what are your familieses names? Does it turn you on? Karen, Kimberly and (K)ris... KKK HAHA, too late sucker, he's asking you because I told him you were the only SOP. Or a runabout... You have to dress sexy to please him... he knows how to please Eag... Harvard, MIT, the Louvre... Hade, did you do you rjob? Krieger, Dieno or Proxima? Where does the very beggining of WC1 take place? Kreiger or Proxima, actually, Dieno wasn't Confed... Hmmm, Byydo discovered our secret layer... we'd better kick Haesslich out... Wait... Proxima was considered part of Deneb in 2654, therein it must have been Kreiger. Why do you only have like one pillow? I have like a dozen... do I lose them when I get married? I have like 4 in my bed and others on my couch thing... Wanna examine some dialogue? Stupid pigs... did you see the avi? He's such a great pilot because he's a pilgrim. the top 10 scoring pilots are all pre-2650 when Kilrathi shields were very low tech. Chris! * LOAF finished his f'ing essay, just has to type it up now. Yeah, I got it back from origin.ea.com. Not on any books, its on this tiny little passage... There's an old Lesnick saying... if you ever, ever press the 'What's Cool?' button in Netscape, thou hath no life whatsoever... Don't you remember the good times, ace? we only have 300 megs on the device? I thought we personally were limited to 300 megs It was this silly passage that we were supposed to comment on... Whew, I thought it was something bad... I thought you'd be like "LOAF... I've shot your dog" or something, yes I'd like to see them... Dune was one of the best movies ever. * LOAF will buy Dune DVD soon hehe, brilliantly detailed. Yeah, this is gonna wojf, because I wouldn't mention stuff like callsigns and asteroids which are kinda important, but I do mention some more detailed stuff like what Shotglass and co were talking about... Print it out and do it at school or something. Ewww, Star Wars I'm tired of Star Wars. Glad I'm finished this essay. Glad to be back, I suppose... And that's Ben Lesnick, Barrie Almond and whatever ace's name is... and vice versa, lemme write some silly fbla things then I'll do some work... actually I'm just going to not do it and pretend I did but left it at home... At least you're getting some... Yeah, u du thaz thing... I should take WC notes and watch a movie... Hmmm, maybe SO fiction will be up at lunch tommorow, I can get it then... Maybe Chris 'll be there too... and we can take notes and watch the movie... Hehehe, what if the TCS Lesnick were to go to the Lesnick system with Tiger's Claw crew member Ben Lesnick onboard? Except I work at the store. so, I prolly can't do it at lunch... after school I guess... ace:o Oh, we're not allowed to leave at lunch... not even supposed to leave the cafeteria... Oh, yeah, you're an astronomer... where's Oort? Its like that in a lot of schools around here, but my school isn't close to any restaurants or anything... so they keep us in an area... unless we happen to have a mother who teaches at the school... I'm out in the country. Horses and everything. Well, all the horses died or something, but there's a place where they go... I HAVE THAT GAME! My jerk off little brother (the one you haven't met) is ALWAYS playing that... Yeah... its called Solarquest... but the cards are called Red Shift cards... Never figured out the metal fuel rod things. We have all the normal fast food in a nearby town... but it's not within walking distance. In France I had to drive 40 miles just to get to McDonalds. and my mom was pregnant w/ my little sister and she got obsessed with McDonalds food... so that was annoying. These are Devil Ray's... the WCP ones are Devil Ray Ace's... Yer leaving I'm grieving. That was pretty sorry ass... You've only dreampt about one woman? Damnit Nut-Boy, do what you have to do. And go do bed, you being up at 10 is scaring my fish... and I don't OWN any fish, other than a collection of rubber squids and a pile of Admiral Ackbar dolls and figurines... What the hell is a bank holiday? Banks can just declare it to be a holiday? There are like 40 different banks in my sorry ass little city... I had a dream about Hadrian, it was strange because I usually dream about people walking around in water... *!*@*.il is pushy, so we have like 10 Jewish holidays off nobody has ever heard of... H'varr Kahn 'n Avahn Ras 'n Grakneth Dak and stuff... No, they're good days, because you don't have to do anything religious... Have sex with a dog? Yeah, and from members of the opposite sex, even... It'd be like 'Brave New World' Well what does he *mean*? if I was going to have some sort of sick relationship with an Origin employee, like duh, Johnny... Oh. Whacko is just a moron, and of course we're better than Akk... if I had 200 pieces of paper that weren't for SO I'd print TBOL... Is there a 'The Best of the Bible'? I took them in Germany, cause Germans suck... Like I wasn't headed out of Germany fast as my swedish made car could travel. Wow, that could be a model number on some sort of old IBM workstation... No. But its nice to know you can get a free phone book... Vanchee Must Die! A rare disorder known as headass disease... A good year... me and my partner were assigned to cover the streets of New York city... New York, or simply Town as we called it back then, was a far different place... so, one must come to expect a far different story... it was February 17th when this particular story began its long slope towards conclusion... The god damned bugs whacked us, Johnny... Team pic...? Oh, Chris and Pepper and I... Yeah, we didn't use it up this time. We should put up a link to that avi at WCNews... Akk wants to come back in? Ooooh. I thought you'd seen the CIC staff group photo... Wow, Foshko/RatKing said I should look in some paper for an interview with him... but I didn't really care... have a scanner? And I wanted to see what you looked like... when you're not in front of a multicolored backround... or something... Hmmm... can I aop... hmmm... somebody? msg chanserv aop hitler@*.nazigermany.org We have it linked from the CIC? Isn't it a well kept secret? that's true, they just copy it for their pages so they can have long link lists too... Thats sort of the problem the CIC is having... Our log file is like 300 megs and it filled up all the space. The message board is fubar until tommorow. Wow, you have the coolest birthday... Yeah, I should make a site like that so people think I'm Johnny... Chris lives in Seattle... We never flew with Downtown... * LOAF lives in the country John P. Guentzel and his Wonderful Homepage, I think... THAT FING GAMES CHEATS PAGE IS STILL NUMBER 2!!! IT'S JUST AN FING NOTE THAT SAYS THAT ITS NO LONGER AVAIALBLE! ITS GONE UP BY 3000 FING HITS Say a thousand hail Casey's... Yeah:/ and the docs are corrupt... and I'm on the edge of my seat because I'm waiting for episode 2 and I won't even be here when it starts tommorow. The docs are corrupt... they started off not corrupt, that's how we got the uncorrupt version we have at the CIC. Stupid children need the most attention... Last year of school, though. tommorow is monday, Chris. I need a tasty snack cake... brb... Hehehe, WCNews in redneck is so cool... The Map: The Book would be cool... Awwww, we all assume there's parts of the universe that aren't on the map... the important thing is that a lot more of the universe has been uncovered... Johnny, how do you explain the sudden appearance of the Gemini system on the WPC map? I'm also a crewman on the Tiger's Claw... We can ask Confed's chief stellar cartographer... Erm, a nice quality pretty one. death: Explain Gaiae? Thank crid I remembered Gaia. and the 'unmapped' jump line in Priv... He's odd in a bad way? He's been messaging me about being banned, and is calling WingNut a dictatorship WC is not fucked up, as long as we have vigilant people like Captain Johnny Guentzel, Pilot Officer Brandon Strevell, Seargant Barrie Almond and Lieutenant Chris Reid! They'll keep fighting... and they'll win! I remember when I was like that... Luckily it was the opening of Origin's Official Wing Commander Chat Zone and all the other people respected my strange opinions until I could form my current proper ones. How come Sommers is in Confed space, but there's a nar Som'mers clan? Hmmm, Had, what if we color over the Locke map and make it a huge line drawing type thing? It's a bannanabale offence... Hey, Chris, lets make a deal... Banannable... pertaining or relating to a banana? BananaramaChrisReidama... Soo, now that that other guy is gone, what about my time theory...? Chris thinks it's rediclous just because it's rediclous... I... can't spell rediclous.... Its not a real time theory, Glory. Just a weird Mistral Sea thing. Dunno, we used to op deathlok and he's... My English teacher scares me, so I have to redo everything... And I have to go eat dinner, so you'd better tell me quick... ahhh, that rocks, I didn't get home until 5PMLST:/ I love the new anatomy teacher, though... oh, btw, I think the Mistral Sea really is from the future... or at least Johnny is leading me to believe so... I'm looking into a career in cellular bio or genetics... erm, I'll bbs... Svet! Yeah, have to finish trivia (urg) and I have some updates to do tonight... I think texturing may have killed the Vesuvius' chances for SOitude... :/ KICKASSNEWS! He was always funny in a kind if 'insane veterans are funny' way... No, I don't have MS Word, and I live in a small can in a European country who's name human mouths cannot pronounce, and human ears fail to... hear... Oh, whew, its something cool that we need and not British porn.. THE ENTIRE CERBERUS CREW TALKS IN BIG LETTERS No, not really, Hades said you needed to talk to me, but Hades was wrong, o so wrong... No, Chris lives in a can in Eurotungastenia and as thus doesn't have word viewer... But he couldn't kill the good guys... Horse girl? Chris is out there... posting to the newsgroup... Seeya in hell, Hades Those Hadrian drugs are just mother natures attempt to screw stupid people... No, I think that mother nature is inherently evil... she... or possibly he... causes world wars to happen... therein, she's trying to take over your mind. Sucker, complete moron, whatever... That is a pretty cool nick... Sick, he counts how many posts he made... Erm... quelle faux pas... FREESPACE COPIED OF WC!!! IT USES THE JOYSTICK!!!! COULDN"T THEY HAFF CALLED IT SUMTHING ELSE>??????? And it comes in a solid gold box... I'm not expecting Privateer 3 at all... but EA was calling the shots for the original Privateer and WC3 and 4, and nobody complains about those... well, stupid people do, but that's because complaining is all the stupid people seem to be capable of... Nothing like the smell of morons in the evening... I don't think there's any stupider breed of people than high school students, and I say that hypocritically... Then I get Poranado I'd have to say that 90 percent of high school students are morons... Freshman have the largest percentage of okay students... the ones who are scared shitles... Think about it -- if you're just going to get yourself thrown out, why the hell did you go to school? and I honestly tell you that most of my comrades are complete idiots. Dagger is the class of '20 ? chtchtchit No. I am a senior, thus I have one year left. One year minus two days Perhaps when we awaken tommorow morning, we shall have the trailer... Incan Monkey god Studios has been kicking ass forever. From now on, I'm ending every conversation with 'and one cannot go against the word of god'... I most certainly did... get cgraf's email... Hmmm, but you're the kind of rowdy insereminpitous spirit we may need to contact the movie's PR director "Hi, I'm Hadrian and I'd like to tell you about a little video I've made of myself... " I was going to go on to talk about porn... My new lab partner 'as played SO... Except she's a she, so I think I'm in love... No, there's no religion that believes in more than one ruler of hell, is there? I don't think there's a communist religion... but if there was it'd probably involve multiple Danases... Chris is I, I is Chris Wow, I can rap... Wow, I can rap... He had that woman who ate pomegranets... Its weird. Its... just odd... lemme see if I can get some more... on SUNDAY!? That's the lords day... which means I get to spend time off with my family... SO is what gets me through the day. That, and the fact that my body produces vaulable chemicals I can later sell... I have the chemical formula for the spice Melange... it's in the Dune Encylcopedia... We should sell our craptastic web abilitys to buy DVDs for everyone. Its... like... bigger than a normal novel... like... a novel and a half upwards... and widewards... Oh crap... I'll bet I sent it to CReid@aol.com You didn't ever actually say what it was, did you? Hmmm, you want a super secret movie jpg? It's scary... We could talk about that weird Foshko movie... but we're not... It's coming through now, Kahn... Great, now both Had and Haess are making porn... It was after we found out you all could'nt pry Steven Petraraca away from his buisy film career that we began to assume something was wrong... Did you ever get anything from Tangy? Yes, something was indeed wrong, but nothing as sinister as Mr. Loaf assumed. Indeed, Casey was simply becoming a man... If Boomer is from the future... that explains why he posted that SO fiction before he was supposed to... They get all over the car and they suck out all the energy... You want things to suck your energy? Do you know about the baby pandas? I only spend 6 days and 7 nights there... Can I be the woman? Good old Evan "Doesn't watch his msg boxes" Adnams... Wow, you can kill somebody and be back in an hour? "Damn you all! How dare you give out a 'free game' and have it be for windows only?" This blows! You put a 'free' game on the internet, with schnazzy interface, but you only make it for wintel machines??!? I will be hard pressed to actually buy any games from you...not that I have much in the way of choice from your company any more. Thanks for nothing. Chris has a crab based computer... it goes as fast as a group of blue crabs in a wheel can run... Wow, Chris, you could run a phone sex line... Ooooh, I like to 'do', that, especially when moaning around sentances, oooh... You go girl... Murphys, Hades, Plunketts, oh my? Yall can't have new alien ships, right? Because you don't have a Syd Mead? Stupid strategy guide. Lets join hands and pray that they don't screw up the WCCA... Speaking of which, do we trust Chris McCubbin to write the book of our dreams? Yeah... it'll either kick ass or make our jobs even harder... He's been talking about it to us for a while, and he just gave us stuff to post at the CIC... Wow, there is different default fiction, it's 'd'... Is Zero a major or a 1st lt? there's some question in the fiction... Soo... how many Vesuvii are there? Anyway, why isn't McCubbin doing Origin stuff anymore? Oh, Byydo, be 3 dimensional, we changed the layout. So who the bleep are all these new reoccuring fiction characters? Hmmm... there was a lot of odd contradictory stuff in there... Wow, that's just odd... which Chris McCubbin based work got everybody mad? Just the WCP guide? Mmm, people euphamism!? You mean they're putting him to sleep? . Forstchen doesn't even care about keeping in step with his own books. (mad at Forstchen for not getting back to us yet... HEY, WHY DOES THE MIDWAY CREW WRITE EACHOTHER EMAIL IN ALL CAPS? Uhm... topic, both Blair and Maniac's fathers are named Arnold; what's up with that? ZPID=R IZ K00L. DON'T THINK SO... What's with their weird little sigs? |\/|-----=<>LOAF>=------|\/| Uhm... truth or dare, is Chris going to call Celina? MAYBE THE CERBERUS WAS DAMAGED AND LOST HER SHIFT KEYS... Uhmm... call Johnny Majestic forever... Uhm... truth or dare, is Chris going to call Celina? Now, lets find some women who'll play strip-WC-trivia... "Hello, Earthlings" "What planet are you from?" "Earth..." You just wanted to use the acronym... Oh wait, I was talking about CMOS, not ISDN... but it works both ways... Yeah, but we figured you didn't pick up on it and we didn't want to admit that we wanted the code so we could quickly get to that Hydra which we can switch with a Vesuvius... So we're just waiting for any women to show up in #WCNews so we can play strip wc trivia... none yet... yet being the operative word... none also being an important word... So what *IS* that code, anyway? I just wanted to say 'devilrayishly'... Screwdriver? Shoehorn? Isn't that like replacing a dead cat with an even deader cat? Its one of those scary u r ez guys... Hmmm, it must be great at parties, telling people you made the universe... I met a female SO player today... Majestic is at Ella? I'm just amazed by how prolific these idiots are... Chris Roberts sucks, Captain Johnny is god... Akwende was the person who invented the jump drive... Well, he threatened to kill me, but I think it was the good kind of threaten to kill me... Naturally, I forwarded it to Chris... It has wacky kitchen value... Wow, type /who *who* and the last person on a really long list is Had... ooooh, and there's a #RussianSex... No, /who *who* Damnit, I killed Chris... Soo... is school stressing you out as much as it is me? Wow, me too... except replace that with 6 LST... I'd still be asleep if I hadn't been pelted with cheap hamburgers... but they have plasma weapons that destroy superbases in one shot... Meanwhile... in the mind of Jonny1500... 'space... is black. Bugs are in space. That's deep. Therein, we will be going to bug space in the next episode of Secret Ops.' Because 140,000 people just registered and never play... Ahh, I'm not stopping to wait for you... I dunno where that came from... it must have been my alternative nick... Hmmm, anyway, I should ask deathlok about P2:DVD... Og reid AS! Og yke AS! Ella r00lez... Hehehe, that was cool, but what happened to the Tereshkova? We bring it to the Cerberus and it dissipates. I think that the mission design in episode 2 rocked ass... If we were to somehow 'automatically' kick the morons... ARG, another f'ing iMac commercial... Somebody made a big god dammned mistake. Go to the episode 3 section... The Behemoth isn't for ship to ship combat... Holy crabcakes, I just got a really fu'd email... Some Australian magazine mailed to ask if they could get permission to put SO on their cover CD... Yeah, the WC community is already around 60 percent 'bl0wng up stuf iz c00l.'... I think that alien salvage will cause some pretty gruesome problems... Hyuck hyuck hyuck, your so great, society owes you... Wow, thou art uberscrewed up, you had trouble INSTALLING every WC game? That's a pretty dashed cool starbase, but you can't win and see it. Eeek, Anatomy/Physiology here... I should go do that... Everything you needed you learned from playing Wing Commander? I don't have a third period on Friday so I went to my moms office and surfed... I love that cancelled games list, I should bring it to parties so as to impress girls I seek to mate with... Banning one little IP is like removing one pickle from a burger, there's no point because there are always more. my toe hurts, my toe hurts, my toe hurts... Oooh, my fake page got a million hits today... Guys at WCHS? You realize that Chris was the links guy at WCHS... Wldmk made up some lies about getting a million hits at some crappy page which turned out to be the WCHS links list stolen from Chris w/out permission... Well, its only appropriate... And quit lying about Origin... I'm enjoying myself way to much... *** Wldmk was kicked by LOAF (Liar, theif, etc.) SOmeone tell Wldmk he's an asshole! (of course I'm kidding, if he doesn't already know he's not going to listen now...) #Wing-Commander: The Only All Israli StarCraft channel. Tell Wldmk that the /msg command is a valuable tool for the use of IRC today. www.suck.net Cause yer some freak. Wow, the people at the SMAC forums must be truly stupid. I do'nt want to know which one of us Wombow is... Why can't we access government satellites? Our tax dollars PAID for those satellites... That was the 'Raptor'... Beat you to it, Nut-Boy... erm, but we should all probably contact them. It's interesting... sometimes I wonder to myself "Is this guy really some moron, or am I just thinking that because I disagree with him."... then guy X starts doing things like this, and I'm vindicated. It's hydralarific... Tinder Boxes are real thingses.... Little Danny's parents won't let him stay online to download SO or something, so he has to lash out at people... Hehehe, I think that was a joke... Synthetic? How fake... my toe hurts, I dropped a plate of hot dogs on it earlier and now its all swolen... And tell her... tell her a storm is coming, that shall awaken even the emporer of the known universe... wait... I mean... tell her that Hadrian died for her sins... and that... hmmm... tell your mother, you were right... Also... please discuss the duality of man as examined in Wing Commander: Heart of the Tiger, by Andrew Keith... Dunno, I wounded my foot and jumped out early... Well... its a tragic story much like those long Greek novels by famous people... picture if you will, the wonderous kitchen of LOAFsfamily, circa 17:30 YD... Now, picture the horrible terrifying twing of the microwave releasing a shrill to announce the comming of death, destruction and hot dogs... now, imagine if you will the journey of one lone man carrying set plate of hot dogs, death and destruction accross to room to the hot dog rolls lying in wait with cheese... Now, imagine the horror as set man stutters, dropping the plate onto his big toe, and scattering the hot dogs to the ground, where they are consumed by a Chinese Pug Dog... And then I made some more hot dogs and went upstairs in pain and I'm still in pain but not as much pain... I've just been doing *THAT* lately... Someday... you'll have to replace me... so I guess I'd better teach you everything I know... Heya, LOAFie bringsa you kidsa the free pizza, why you have to go and make fun? Hades is learning to make amusing non sequiters so as to replace me when I die... He's only like a year younger than me, though, and he lives in crime infested Britain (Note the lack of 'Great'), so there's a good chance he'll die before I do... I was... but then I was dehabilited by a horrible toe accident... Erm, yeah, but the dog was just ancilliary... now my toe is all swolen.... and, horror of horrors, Exile sent me a picture! He's just a normal guy... the scary thing is that the picture is from the Ohio State Fair. You'd think that in all the states in all the Unions in all the alternate universes that the Ohio State Fair would be some sucky horse-fest... but rather they have digital cameras to take pictures of slough people... Oh, yeah, he's always sending me mail about you... 'I don't understand it! Chris Reid finds something wrong with everything I do! There's just no way to please him! Why doesn't he like me?" x10". You know... Vahecke and I are very similar... in that I really hate Vanhecke, and judging my his awful life, Vanhecke can do nothing but hate himself... Wow, with that calm lack of emotions, the Nut-Boy could very well be from the planet Volvo... You know.. with all the other calm emotionless Nut-Boys... Because you forsake your homeworld of Volvo... Well, I have to go play with my amusing robot friend, KEV-7... I'll be back this evening... Am really going to go visit the UMD campus... if I see someone fitting Dan's description (arms and 1+ legs) I'll shoot them and wear their skin... Toe still sucks, but I did lots of exciting stuff so I got my mind off it, what's up with you? Good, get some rest or something... Secret Ops is the one with the 'week' plot. I'd say 'moron, get a spellchecker', but it wouldn't really help in this case, you're just an idiot... mine was way more spitefull... Also, I have been to the promise land and I have seen the mystical watermelon-cat... Damnit, I'm selling you into slavery, I don't care how illegal it is... self destruct in privateer. You screwed a weirdo... * LOAF frink-devil_ray.wav 312394 Bytes but we'd need Reid to use it too, and that other guy too... Yeah... because someday we'll look around this circle... and somebody will be gone... When the moon was destroyed htey probably switched to the planet itself for producing weapons 'n stuff... so, it became quickly barren... And, in a perfect world, so should Kris Vanhecke... BTW!!!!! We should *ALL* thank me for not mentioning 'Inanimate Carbon Rod' in teh article about Nakamoto... We all love OSI... but we scared the pshchitt out of them... The Combat Information Center: The World's Only Non-Vanhecke Provider of High Quality Wing Commander Porn Let us rest in this knowledge... Speaking of which, I promised somebody I'd show them The Book, can I get a copy? What sort of secret Ops stuff doth thou need...eth? People keep saying that to me... so I figured I should start saying it too... Hmmm... that's uber fucked up... . What can I say about the outline? Lets make it real... Wow, Goldfish crackers come with a toy Boomer now... what else do people ask? Lemme go to the moron board... I wanna work on the Encyclopedia mailing a copy to you... second attempt. Heaven help me if there's a CRud1701@aol.com at 4:37? Uh, oh, Chris... That freaky Sparrow guy wants to have hot X-Wing vs TIE Fighter sex with you, you 15 yar old gril... I'm taller than Johnny... Which one is Johnny? Isn't that a woman? I'm thinking Jason Yenawine, but I don't know why... Who's the girl next to Nakamoto? I like her... He looks evil, could be Dave Downing... I wonder if McCubbin is there... The entire Confederate fleet is falling back to Proxima Centauri... ...to prepare for the defense of Deneb Sector 'I'll take 3 pairs, here's my perscription...' I was wondering if I had any industrial strength adhesive I could use on my face... In case of accidental ingestion, consult a mortician Girly Sue's gonna have 'a elegent weddin feast! Never you mind, Brandine, you just go back to birthin' that baby I'm not normally a praying man... but if you're up there, PLEASE save me, Superman Stupid risks are what make life worth living Yeah, well that dude you met sucks ass... I'd tell people about Wing Commander at that party... So... sex is less important than Bond to you? He's going to go talk about WC at a lesbian orgy, duh... wait, is lesbian a proper noun? Are you supposed to capitalize it? CIS, bond would work for CIS... wrong channel. Allen is hot for you, CHris... Check out the 'Wing Commander Funs' thread at the CICCZ.. If the public school system is so obsessed with equality... how come we never get assigned to read books by the Nazi's who ran concentration camps? (Fire Down Below! Possibly the worst movie released in the history of ever!) I used to worry that there were millions of WC fans out there who just didn't use the 'net... but now that can't be true... * LOAF shoots a DOUBLE HELIX DATA STREAM at ChrisReid. * LOAF shoots a DOUBLE HELIX DATA STREAM at Cpl_Hades_Away. Nut-Boy, you're STILL the one... finish the ship specs. Wow, there's a freak harassing me on ICQ... I dunno who they are. They said 'Ben!' and then 'Give us a hug!'... Yeah, but calling you Chris is par course... I need some knifty genetic code afterwards... somebody get me a random strike of A's, T's, G's and C's... Oooh, Chris did it in 4's... I made a pretty picture of the Red Manta from different veiws and I'm gonna do the other alien ships today... now, you can either get me all the alien specs so we can put up a wonderful alien database or I can just stick my head in the mud and breathe until I either die or learn to extract oxygen from mud, whichever comes first. Wow, that sucks ass, did you get to pick some cool classes and do you live in a dorm? "How do you spell your first name, G-E-O-R-G-E?" "If I were a drink, would I be classified as a beverage?" onotice that WCN guy is coming on to you... If we shot Jedi in the neck, would anybody notice? They really need an ISP that sells space on suckass.com... * LOAF got poison ivy... Yeah, I think its from my cat... Because I was wearing my cat around my neck... Are you syyyyced? Aren't you some guy I don't like? Oh, I should kick you then... We're not some exclusive club, we just don't let complete idiots in... Aside from maybe Delance... He's probably not that stupid... What does 'peace out' mean, anyway? Does it mean I can hurt people? I was hoping it was like 'no more peace allowed here' and that when somebody says it you can start a drunken riot... Anyway, I had this brilliant idea... we could make all these derogatory remarks about #Wing-Commander as if we had no life, and then Jim could paste them there, because he's so sly! 4 GiGs ang GiGs of the hottest XXXChrisReid pr0n, go to altavista.digital.com I've a million grills for a million days... erm... by which I mean that I have a grill... Bandit Lesnick says that there are at least 16 very sick people in the world. How does he know this? Lemme clue you in on a little secret... PEOPLE SUCK If we were fighting in some sort of mech based war 2,000 years from today you'd kill Locke just for being Locke, right? Is it fake-people-bother-Bandit night? Items to 0 matching the query "Chris Reid." No matches for CHris Reid at ebay... checking Amazon.com BASTARD! WE LIVE IN AN ICQ SOCIETY! Chris has written several books. Home aLOAF, A LOAFWork Orange... those are good ones... DON'T FLOOD ME OFF, YOU FREAK Just want to see if somebody 'll kick somebody... Hadrian kills Hadrian:( WELL YOU KNOW WHAT!??!? YOU'RE LAME! I should really stop saying that... it ruins conversations... Can you sent it to gather sucksearch from #WC? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA God, they're desprate to bring in people... Oooh, keep joining, they'll akick 'WC'... Hmm... so... college in Austin... wow, that'll be weird... YES U R!! U TLK SLY! Wow, I got kissed in #Wing-Commander for no reason!! YOU IDIOT, regular people can see my Eskimos... Japanese, that sucks. One word describes you, my friend, and that word is agrarian You breathe carbon dioxide? No matter, I point out to the jury that included among these are the same things they breathe... ON FARMS... *I* have to *EMAIL* Chris about the EMAILS. Svello Been talking to Chris nar Web... Wow, I've never had the ability or want to covertly alter an election before, but now... And that is the story of how the mouse got his grey... I have to go to dinner... when I get home remind me to forward you THE AMAZING CHRIS MAILS... Don't he just suck ass... This is a chan against darkness? Yes. As thus, I have platform shoes... What the hell is a king ant? Wow, Blair has a little holographic buddy named Merlin... who was cut out of the movie due to lameness... that rocks. I have been to the promise land and brought back thing Damnit, I'm being dramatic, somebody say something. Its like I sold my comb to buy hair... My walls are too very precious to punch... Now don't FUCKING GIVE IT OUT OR I"LL RIP OUT YOUR MAJOR ORGANS... . The entire country is probably in ruins because of Byyd... Someday... we'll look at this circle... and there'll be an ace-1.net... Roundtangles we call them Yeah, and I hate how the cream 'filling' inside a cupcake is neither cream nor filling... We'll just extract a price from your soul... Oh, Chris, the Chris voted most likely to have a burger named after him emailed me to ask about marine weaponry... How exactly does the fact that your brother is a moron negate the fact that Secret Ops and Prophecy are not one and the same? Sheesh... Yeah... lemme go get a drink, one sec... anyway, yeah, I just noticed in my box of soda's, there's only one actual can of mountain dew, and 23 addons... Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna go into any trouble for the guy who's name is synonymous with WC... Oh, Chris, I've got a John P. Guentzel for you... game pirates suck. I'm glad Origin is preventing piracy by giving away their games for free... I have LOAF, but I've never seen T. Liam McDonald nude... nay that I even know who he is... where for art Oldziey? We need to put a bullet in his face; he's crazy. Wow, it's the second most attractive tv sci fi woman... CHRIS! Yes, I use them in my incredible laser machines... Other than the fact that I got covered in sticky green seaweed, cut myself several times, lifted 400 bags of oysters 3 times each, ate sucky food and realize the pointlessness of planting oysters... that rocked! Hehehe, WCN is getting a suck ass new look. Oh, BTW... I've figured out the perfect crime... Act like you know everything about SO but don't want to say... then tell people that to test whether or not you're God... erm, tell 'em it involves a binary star system... Wow, veggie-girl hit 62... The computer always kicks my ass in practice. Damnit, did we kill the bees? I mean... that'd be... a good thing... and a bad thing... He's not as much a guy as he is a Mon Calamari.. 10. You can actually worry more about a movie than about the safety of your family. 9. Putting 'Privateer' in your name doesn't make them love you. 8. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Jalkehi. 7. There's no K in Hhriss. 6. There is no Maverick but Maverick. And 'Prankster'. And 'Armstrong'. And 'Hotshot'. 5. Dralthi endure. 4. Putting 'pee' in something makes it suck. 3. Payback's a bitch. And she has weird orange hair... 2. Chris-ness is second only to godliness. 1. Johnny Guentzel made the heavens and earth. Hmmmm... tuesday off... Some Jewish holiday... Ras Nik'hra or something... Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys rocks absolute ass, but we're talking about real talking apes... "Oh no! We had to jump out of our aircraft before it blew up... LUCKILY a web of laser targetting automatic machine guns, computer, blimp and camp site survived..." Vinman, you ignorant slut... Vin just played with his poll watching Showgirls... Hehehe, sex sells? Scientific names. Like Nuttus boyous... Awww, but I've kicked his ass literally, why do I need to do it... ircially? FREespace eDitor f or pertaining to Johnny... caring about the WCU... /me heads for the {system} system. Smily. It was Smily. Except were he starts swearing about Had 'violating' his daughter... can we bleep that out? So... let me get this straight... your friend called you up 'hey, lets go screw around...' and you said 'YES, I'll bring six large novels!' You know where we can get slave-girls, right Chris? Or better yet... we could get all these horses and set them on fire riding into town spreading terror and disease... Dunno, I'd rather my ego be manifested through the superior quality of my actions rather than commentary on support of superior actions past... You go girl... For I have been to the promise land and I have seen the secrets of the official site... No, actually, being the Kwisatche Haderach (sp!) I can predict our conversation and have already rendered huge ass letters for it... I'm gonna update my evil secret ficiton page, brb... I love people who've never heard of the WC cards... I mean, I wouldn't marry one, but it's nice to see their funky reactions... 50 years ago a man named {German Name here} invented something that we all use every day... an amazing practical device more often than not called... the rocket car. It shouldn't take 10 minutes to go anywhere in The Rocket Car... what the farf is wrong with you? It was invented 50 years ago, all things 50 years old are cheap... how do you think I afforded my fleet of B-17G's? FUCKING ROBOTS... Baen updated their page but didn't do the next month of book covers:/ Do I call you insulting things like 'Hadrian'? Newsgroup is either pathetically small today or my news server is fubar... You don't know any girls, do you? Your mom doesn't count as a girl... I got slapped by a French woman once... when I was a kid... other than that... Soo, wanna 'bag' my girlfriend? Do you live in some freakishly uncivilzed country? Possibly pre-cambrian era Africa? I thought it was a burger with an olive next to it... Well, if you want to be moronic, and all signs point to yes, then we should all use the kelvin scale for temperatures...>) Quite simple... when you hit 0 K atoms stop moving... when you're above 0 k... they do... I'm in 12 and I've had Chemistry, Biology, Physics, Anatomy, AP Biology and AP Chemistry... Wow, I'll wear that low cut dress, then... uhm... well, check your mail. I forgot to forward you my reply to Boomer... Oh, also, according to Boomer freaks like Hades can't play.... Freak (f-reek): 1)a birdlike race from the planet Firekka. 2) people who aren't from the US. I think he's from one of those weird Pacific areas... Kelvinlimia or something... * LOAF is planning on moving to texas... Soo... Johnny... better be here tonight... I suppose... that being the worlds foremost experts on Wing Commander... We're theoretically the best people to train more people to answer such questions... and not the Eddie Murphy kind of Gumby... Hey, my dad was killed by a talking head, of course they offend me... I dunno, Jonny1500 is pretty k00l... .oO(That Chris Reid sure is hot...) Hmmm, Governor CavaLOAF and Admiral Reidak... I wasn't aware that there was an old meaning to "BBQ buddies"... inCReidable... I can't believe I never noticed Casper Van Diem in 'Starship troopers' before... In the book they say they can't just blow up planets because the bugs take prisoners and the MI doesn't leave anybody behind... * LOAF throws a shrimp at ChrisReid: =:@\|\--< Tis Ras Nik'hra or something... Well... WCN probably noticed... they'll have a seething editorial... in 3 weeks... Delance's Dream Date "Hey, crusty slimebag, I'm really ornithopter, wanna go back to my place?" Well, yes, but were you to stick a dead cat on oen fo those clean up prods and run around in the buff chasing people with it, you would have something better than Alien little 3... Alien CUBED:o join #XXXNutBoySexPalace I don't feel like a team member. Lets talk about something more important... am I the only one who thinks the new cartoon KFC commercials are damned freaky? Speaking of which, isn't he like a Confederate officer? Shouldn't we have hung him for war crimes or something a century ago? Didn't I already know both of those things? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, that Lactose freak is some #W-C jerk off... Hmmm... those anti evolution people are just morons. Yeah, people are idiots... because it disagrees with some book the 0th century of Steven King probably wrote to make a quick buck... LOAF ---> Has Blood. Has Blood? ---> Chris Reid! LOAF ----> Chris Reid! Therein, I'm Chris. We need another Vietnam to thin out our ranks... "There's a 1 in 49014u89103920310382901382901ui03u19083u120898x10 to the 3338123 chance that it'll explode and kill stuff in Florida. Lets violently protest" it's probably this one fat guy and his hollow plastic wife... So anyway, Dan, I was thinking, we should start a late night talk show... we can call it Up LOAF with Vinman... or the LOAF Late Show... or the Really LOAF Show... Hmm... can they be lesbian greek gods? Or elderly lesbians? I think we can sell either of those... 'Reid a Chris' YOU'RE COPYING OFF ME! Dash, there's no '/everybodyexceptHadriannotice' so I can't do like /nohadnotice Oh my god, wasn't he here last night? Really? That's freaky, you're some normal person... Fade out... fade in, a large enclosed area, with the typical bright whites of a utopian society... Two large cats sit in the middle of the room. They're grey and orange, but walk non-erect like house cats... Friskers: You know, Sam, we can't go on like this... Sam: Yes. I shall press the button to destroy the universe. A large red button is pressed, cut to SFX shot of the universe being destroyed. THE END, roll credits... backwards... seven dollars, in two dollar bills... Hmmm, well... turn Chris into Christina and make him have sex with guys we meet... OH FINE, I'LL REWRITE HTE WHOLE F'ING MOVIE, OKAY? I'm already working on LOAF: The Movie 3... it involves Russia sending cosmonauts to start a colony in the '60s, and then their perfect communist society launching a sneak attack on us thousands of years later... Scene: Seattle, Washington. Chris Reid's house, typical festive party. A large banner reads "20,000 and Counting!". Chris: Wow, the ducal signet ring... of house Hardwicke... C&C2 has giant robots... I've never trusted giant robots... never forgiven them for the death of my son... * LOAF hits Cpl_Hades_Away with THE TRUTH /* Hello... I'm a member of the Trelane Organization... */ * LOAF proceeds to debrief The Nut-Boy Ohmygodit'sByydo Holy shit, you said 'verve', just like that woman said 'verve' the other day when she was using you know who's funeral to advertise her daughter's movie... And now batting .931, TRELANE YES! The power to make up baseball related numbers is the only true freedom any american... any one... really has... Yeah... so be carefull when you're near me... you may get hit by up to 70 percent additional balls... We'll miss you, SPAM! * LOAF hits ace with up to 70 percent additional balls Dash, I was leading up to something that involved the word 'a$$ wh00ping', but I decided not to, so I'm going to end this with a non sequiter.... Well, aside from the 1.7 batting average, that's the least true thing I've heard today... Who would you rather take to dinner? Chris Roberts, Chris Reid, Chris McCubbin or Chris Douglas Soo.... am I the only one who sees a potential career in tracking the movements of those double-oreos? They're obviously not seasonal like green oreos and pink oreos... so why do the come? Why do they go? Where do they go? I think my sister has a little plastic Boomer now... I should ask to see it... With a cat'o' 9 tails we'd have human slaves doing our will... When you do go, don't say 'gtg', because I'll wh00p your ass... You're one bad ass mother f'er, chris... Don't worry about me... I never walk out of a place I didn't walk into... "Meet new friends... and BLOW THEM UP!" I just got these two tape dispensers... but I don't have anything to tape... I've been chewing on it... Yes, lets face it, Chris Reid has completely ruined Wing Commander... in a year, we'll be at EBX and ask where WCVI is, and we'll be told "Oh, I'm sorry, you didn't hear? Some guy LIKED the last game!" and we'll bow our heads and realize that you were completely right. My god Chris, did you just give us your opinion? You bastard, you must not be familiar with the concept of 'subjective opinion'... you see, it apparently means that everyone except you gets to say how they feel about something... Hmmm... I liked Chris' head comment, but I should reiterate that it was a joke. A 'wing commander' based joke, if you've ever heard of the series... Hmm... I've instructed my team of high priced lawyers to concede you that point... but you're not getting the kids... I dunno, would you eat that kind of thing? There's a blue kosh? * LOAF agrees. "I don't understand people like this..." A jelly bean person? Wow... a freakish Delance castle... Into the fire... *** Now talking in #Delance When the Brazillian mob invades the US, I'll be on the up and up... I hope to hell you're right... but I fear you're not... It's not that late, in youland... I'd damned rather have an ICQ chat with Chaosburnflame than look forward to a game featuring giant robots... nay, rather I'd look forward to Gold, in hopes that it will add some sliver of... newness... * LOAF needs to find one million dollars in vaulable cash-money. Or my amazing baseball playing dog will die! I voted in the CIC poll once.. Well, plop, it's better than Nut-Boy... Now what about shirts? Did you suddenly become a pathetic newbie? Don't U thnk a WC RTS game wuld b k00l??? Don't U thnk a WC QWAKE game wuld b k00l???? Don't U thnk a WC ACADEMY wherez u fly ALL the shipz wuld be k00l???? Don't U thnk a Privater game which iz ONLINE wuld b k00l????? Wuldn't it b kool if they mad3 WCARMADA in new gfx???? Why dunt they rem8ke WC one with new graphics and actorz??? Why is it that every ICQ-bearing morizen thinks that I for some reason will either not notice that the fiction isn't up today or can possibly do something about it? Well... a great man once told me... the general public are idiots... Because you're like the only person who hasn't expressed an outright dislike for him, and he thinks he can 'win' you over so you'll agree with him against horrible people like Chris and I... I hope to hell he does... Anyway, bought by plane tickets, made my hotel reservations... going to Austin the first week in November... Yeah, that was funny. Hehe, I should ask Boomer if I can visit Origin... I've been looking at stuff... it seems like the prefect city. What's the number for 911 in the UK? I feel the same way about skeletons... EVIL skeletons, mind you... Even though I've never seen it, Army of Darkness is almost certainly the coolest movie EVER to star the guy from Brisco County Jr. I should update the CIC and my Secret Fiction Links Page... Well... I got mail from B "oo" Mer "Oh, that Ben Lesnick, he canned peaches with the peach canning computer..." Hmmm, Lesnick and Reid could be the passwords to episode 6... "Ben Lesnick? He skinned seals with the seal skinning computer..." You wanna shoot Jodi Foster to impress Carl Sagan with me? Woo hoo, your official member number is 2C Well... I believe the bible says "And God made The Mech in his own image, and he saw that it was good" "... and mechs with two legs begat mechs with three legs which begat mechs with four legs which begat mechs with five legs, which doth creepeth over the land" No, ape shall not kill ape, mech shall not kill ape, man shall not kill ape... I think that the big part about war is that you get to make love right before and after... There are several women who can vouch for the fact that I'm not androgynous... Wow, I hit op Byydo and Chris does it Yeah, but you're talking about Canadian history which consists of like the time we caught more than one seal... Hmmm... Kurgan, will you marry me? You know, so we can get divorced and I can make jokes about my ex wife... Yeah, I remember back when I was president of the United States, I had an affair... Yeah, get me some interns, Nate... and Mike the pepsi guy doesn't count as an intern... We need interns to file our SO fiction and to type up CIC updates... Anyway, I've been talking to Dan from Dan's... and to Chris Graf who's inordinatly cool... CIC Staff Win95 Theme... I'm with you captain... They're so LCD... 3.5 hour microbio labs don't suck... Why is it that everybody in the universe has some incredibly high opinion wherein they think that anything they do fo rsome reason in any way affects the way I work? Yeah I have... I glow in the dark now... You're living in the past Del, quit living in the past. But that comment itself proves intrisically that you haven't changed... A second chance:o Now I don't get to come to your great big dog party:(? Technically that episode was just a silly ploy to work in Dorn who was on all the cartoons that day w/out destroyed the integrity of the WC universe... "Go Dog, Go" by the venerable Dr. Seuss... Why? * LOAF cooks ChrisReidAway * LOAF talked to his counselor about THE FUTURE today... Bok nar Ragitagha Hehehe, and I swear to god Gharal is Ralgha... You can cliche with the best of them... Wow, you've figured out that things I say are my opinion? You're a brilliant brilliant man... so brilliant I need not put a comma in between brilliants... Since you've allready overinflated your ego to a point where you view your own impression of me as somehow important, all you need to do is begin to refer to yourself in the plural and 'people' won't like me... I... just wanted to say 'affable'... All work and no play makes Chris Reid an omnivore? So... who put all the WEC references in the SO fiction? You dad worked with Ginger Allen? They depend on my mood... I should prolly buy that other Crusader now... I dunno, 4 solid gold women? Oh, quit scaring Johnny, Haess... The god damned bugs whacked us, Johnny... This is pretty much just like #WingNut... with ONE key difference... Personally I'd stay away from anything that has the word burst in it... Hmmm... if Boomer says I can come visit, I could do it in person... Don't let the Hey Chris, wake up, we need your charming with and insasiable thirst for life... also, I need to ask you stuff... Wow, I just wanted to see if I could do it... Kay... okay... lemme see... did you mail Boomer? I still say the perfect place to live would be that test mission area in Strike Commander... where there's a canyon and a city and an airfield and a bay and an oil tanker... Stupid SOZone... can you believe they wanted us to archive it so you all would be able to figure out SO's faults? Can we ban everybody with capital letters as their nick? I mean, the whole sour throat thing sucks a lot more ass... the best would be just pretending to be sick, I guess. It was the dawn of the third age of mankind. Twelve years after the Earth-Kilrathi war... the Megacarrier project was a dream given form. 2 kilometers of metal, all alone in the night... ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ I was supposed to have a meeting and meet this woman at the same time so I cancelled meeting the woman and then the meeting got cancelled so I got home early... :o it's on... 'Unless the Colonel gets funky...' So... if the Nut-Boy doesn't update about Episode 5... use his blood to write an update. Heh, tell me about it, I won a contest... I make myself look smart by saying 'intrinsic' every once in a while, even though I've no ieda what it means... Like... there's a certain intrinsic value in this conversation... or 'you bastard, you stole my horse which was in Trinsic'... In retrospect, my death could have been prevented... Oh god, the GG's are such idiots. Don't they *wonder* about the fact that every single person who posts at the WOO board for the first time just happens to be over 30? Uhm... I personally can tell the difference between words... apparently you can't. My name backwards resembles FOAL... Wait... FAOL So... basically your theory for the Greek language is that every word translates to YOPIO? I dunno... last time I was in Greece everybody spoke English and my name was still Loaf... Hey, Chris, Dan from Dan's WC Movie Site wants to know, does it rain every day in Seattle? Really? So it's always sunny and everybody loves Microsoft? Damned Sinclair, he'd do stuff if he had the second chance Woo hoo! Found 3 dollars under my printer... if people are throwing rocks at my house... they better damn well take the time to kill me too, or they came out here for nothing... I'll miss him most in the Simpsons, though. I don't usually say death is senseless, but that was a senseless death... I just adore dropping delightfull tidbits about the WC movie into an unsuspecting crowd... it's like blowing up a cluster of ants... If you go to K'Za'ha'dum, you will die. Hehe, well, I noted some of their practices in my post... I have no idea what the New Beetle he's talking about... I'm gonna vote for the Avenger, 'cause you know, what the hell. I loved the Epee reference today... *mumble* Woulda been cooler if it was Lombard... *mumble* Hehehe... okay... get this... 7am, I meet with my school's web people, nobody did anything they were supposed to and we're supposed to show off the site tonight... so I skipped two periods of school, ran home and designed the whole damned site in a rushed several-hours... * LOAF has to be at school directing trafic in < 2 hours God, what a disaster. Have you any idea how many people are on those things? *A* carrier? 7,800 people on that carrier. And we lost one of those transports/escort carriers... I'm wondering... what if those are what the Tarawa is? Because we keep seeing them in combat... The Tarawa may be a converted C-9. 400 fighters. That's almost as bad as losing two Midways'. IHateAllIsraelis Back to School night... 1,800 families... way less than 1,800 parking spaces. Anyway... I've been doing a lot of thinking... Mainly, about women... but I devoted a bit of thinking to Pelicans... So... I'm wondering... why do we keep seeing Pelicans as parts of combat task forces? Hehehe, and the Bannockburn was in SO5... Transports are supposed to fall back. In the cut scene today a Vesuvius 'n 2 Pelicans jumped in to strike the aliens. Winning and losing is PARTICULARLY important there. Oh, the Vesuvius looks a lot like a cigar... I think we can do a lot with that... Hehehe, I'm just saying that there's going to be a big market for Vesuvius/Lewinsky jokes... and we need to capitalize on that market... 7,800 people died, its sad anyway. But it'd be sadder if it was the MSH... Wow, I was just typing '/onotice wow, what the hell?'... Wow, that was odd. Apparently Vesuvius' may be the norm today... Yeah, they even specified Vesuvii' in that article. Wow, I'm like Shakespear, in that my predictions of the future are both accurate and... the other one... Because you have dingos? Oh, well, I'd rather have sex than dingos, really... Who? Thomas "Promotes self in the third person" Bruckner, Alex "Does it for game" Locke or Mario "The one true God" Brito? hehe, well, we still have the McKinley... at least... I'd think that my kids would probably still be laughing at my distorted future visions of flying cars and robot man servants... We're like... those people who can control minds... who lived Beneath the Planet of the Apes... I've wasted thousan... hund... 3.20's of dollars! 2180: The Kilrathi fight their 7th and final civil war, this time between the two largest Kilrathi clans: Kiranka and Ki’ra. During the course of the conflict several million are killed, and several colonies in the Kilrah system are sterilized. The Ki’ra are almost annihilated and forced to swear allegiance to the Kiranka, who come out of this last dynastic war the undisputed rules of the Empire. You get a carboard plane and I have to go to a psychiatrist? Phsuckass... Funny... how I respond to you with you. If you go to #WingNut... you will die... Yeah, they're busy translating it into neomillionlanguages... Is it pickle matrix or pickle gradient? Cresh Crir There's always one f00| who spends an hour explaining a half hour episode of some sitcom.. Tee hee, I was thinking... if the wormhole segment survived w/ Blair in it... and it fell through the wormhole and left him in Bug space... he'd get the horrible bug virus and die. Yeah... assuming they have some control over the virus... and it's not just a thing that happens when they die. But why is EA telling us that it's called Strike team when, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU HAVE TO CHANGE IT... Vengeance of the Kilrathi... Heart of the Tiger... The Price of Freedom... Prophecy... at which point I shut up... Large Overt Alien Force... Lost Oldizey Again, Floafscript things with the word strike in them ususally suck, though... So... you blew up the St. Helens? Yeah, you kept saying there'd be no Vesuvius and then there was... A Supercarrier escorted by a pair of transports is 'uncrealistic'. And where did the fighters come from when the Foehammer arrived? The Foehammer doesn't have a bay, they might have come from one of the Pelican's that was hanging around. Like how the on the Shrike was supposed to be a radar jamming tube? Haesslich is scaring me, can we eat him? We're like two ships passing in the night... except during different centuries... Hmm, have I pissed off any Origin people yet? Well... if you say so... I'd put stuff like sex and having the guy at EBX ask if you're the guy from the CIC above downloading WCA at 50 K/S, but if you say so... Maybe here... I broke a glass earlier... he might mean that... Interesting as in something that shares an acronym with Star Trek or some other sort of interesting my feeble Ape doesn't kill Ape based culture can't comprehend? Wow... I don't even know what I'm saying anymore, lemme go fall asleep for a minute... I ate one yesterday just to check... * LOAF carefully separates the Chris and the Reid * LOAF , in a comical moment, reaches in back of Haess and shuts him off. I'd be willing to bet that this has something to do with the notorious Dr. Guentzel's exo-biology 'experiments'... although the people in McLean probably don't consider them that... at least what's left of them... They named a system after a fat free cheeseburger? BACK OFF! I'll skin you with my huge ass knife you... you... SON OF A GUN! He'd better be gold plated when he gets back here... Wow, Chris died... it's like a sin to kill Chris, according to most religions... assuming Chris is one of these 'people' I keep hearing about... I should update my Top Secret Fiction Page Hmmmm... well... if I were you... I'd skip school and play normally... Which I did once, under the guise of having to 'work on the school page'... And I don't mean Crid's silly assasinate Gates thing... Well... all things being equal, Squid would be equal to ships... you could travel via squid... We could call you Deep Throat... except when you died Chris would reveal your secret identify... Hell's Kitchen... 66-5, 61, 81-20 61... wow... you got the dates for the obscure Hell's Kitchen thing right. * LOAF fires the BEAM at ChrisReid ----------------------- It's firing a WC:CCG'esque beam weapon... Hmmm... if our Gods say we can flame Derek Smart, then flame Derek Smart we shall! Tee he, Boomer kicked Smart's ass with STYLE. Yeah, a flash is a nuke... but it's also what Chris calls his autoakick thing... Are you sirius? Hehehe, it's a shame people are so stupid... *NOBODY* has figured out the CIC's intrinsic relationship w/ Origin. They just think 'U work 4 Origin!!!!!!' is a funny insult. * LOAF presses the fun key. Ten thousand dollars says they don't guess it when we start giving away uniforms next week... . Well... I can't help but compare this to the whole Watergate thing... mainly because my brother bought 'All the Presidents Men' DVD and I've watched it like 5 times and thusly compare everything to the Watergate thing... for example, dinner... Works for me... or we could go the the aquarium and tap on the glass so the that's like... all there is in Baltimore... Hehehe, well Casey's mom probably knows that he loves her, but honestly... HONESTLY... honestly... the Cerberus prolly isn't doing anything. I mean, we're slaughtering bugs, but the Midway and those Vesuvii probably did more. And Mistral Sea. I'll see you in hell! By which I mean tommorow... when I'll be busy because I have to write this essay. Starring... Chris Reid as... Colonel Chris Reid and Trelane as President of the Interstellar Alliance Trelane That picture of me was squished already... Chris looks like he got his ass kicked in Super Mario, though, and he needs to find one of those mushrooms to get big again... Wow, I told my mom I was too sick to stay at school after 3rd period so I could go home and play... Wow, I just have a cold and a fever... What say you... one easy trivia question for the first batch of stuff, and then 8 hard ones, one from each episode... I'll be sick tommorow too prolly.. but it's one of those long term essays, so I have to get it in anyway... You're not mindbombing me... Am very busy. Work on contest questions. Will be back in several hours. the CIC boards... hundreds of posts in a day about the last episode of SO... The GG/WOO boards... 6 new posts discussing a bad joke about frogs. That just sucks ass... I came to a realization the other day during Senior Breakfast that I absolutly hate everyone else in my egotistical imbecilic class, and that I would probably kill members of my own family to escape them for a place where I could be around more intelligent people. CridReid, work on those questions, I'll be here ALL DAY TOMMOROW You people are freaks, WC is the one true god... The *MYTHICAL* Chris Reid... I'm gonna go make one of those so called 'hot' dogs, then I'll write seven dozen CICUPdates That Nut-Boy wouldn't have the guyts to come back here... Damnit, where's my pretzel? Oh, according to Chris "Has a really cool last name" Graf the WCP Gold button will go active next week. Next wednesday. I'll be there with bells on I'm wondering what will be added... I'm betting stuff will be added... stuff they're keeping secret... veeeryy secret... I wouldn't be surprised if the next Wing Commander game is a magnimonious extrapolation of soul... close, a female staff member to improve our ratings... Well... I was thinking we could use some of that money Origin is always giving Chris and I to pay for surgery... Well... don't take this the wrong way, Chris... but... I think... Chris Graf has a cooler last name than you... Now... you still have the McK/McC people beat by miles... Wow, what an utterly offensive comment aimed only at starting a flame war. Let me be the first (OF MANY) to explain to you that Chris Reid is JUST LIKE YOU! He has opinions! Imagine that! Because he disagrees with you is he in any way 'moderating' you? Please stop throwing around buzz words moderated! they're censuring us!) in an attempt to provoke a fight. 'moderated' implies that he has control over what is posted at agwc -- he does not. If he did, the above post would never have reached here. As with ANY newsgroup poster, he has the right/duty to respond to anything with his opinions. Much like you just did. Only he was trying to prevent a fight rather than start one... A nut-boy has posted more than me?!:o Not that I care, but that sucks... Yeah, it runs articles about WC, making it thousands of times better than the piece of crap that passes for a magazine here in the US... I'm not picking my friends, I don't want htem to have stuff I don't... There are a couple with multiple answers if you know more about WC, but it's not necessary -- either will get you credit. Shut up, I'm playing with the Kosh action figure. That's like asking 'want to write an update?'... Horrible, I'd die a thousand deaths at the hands of Haesslich-the-strange rather than lay mine precious sight upon set game again... Te he, why are people such idiots? Why do they feel the need to ask "Which Casey's mom?" and "Do you mean the SO Bannockburn?" Chris Reid... you're not behaving maturely in our channel. I'm going to have to kick you out and then laugh at you behind your back... Hehehe, there's a fake ace who always goes to #Israel... ace kills him with IHateIsraelis as his nick, I believe... He's senile... and now he's paranoid... Hehehe, for a guy who only has one phone line, he certainly has been online a lot since he decided that Chris was out to get him... Well... Chris... we skipped school for episode 7, why can't we do it for Gold? There's only so many WC things a year... Did the BLack Widows have a panther squad? H3y, H3yd3s, u cn h4ve sum fr33 pr0n 4 fr33 Hmmm... finally got the flatbed scanner installed... Hmmmm... if WC has a fanbase of millions... and we're the leader's of WC's fanbase... we have millions of followers... therein, we could recruit an army of fanatical followers, and use it to take over some loser country... Yeah... except I don't like tea much... at all... hate it with a long lasting rage... the sort of rage that you'd slice open your gut and remove meters of small intestine to remov.e.. how about cheese wedges stacked to the sky My guess would be that eventually Earth's rotation would cause such stacking to be impossible... Waaaait... You were talking about some woman!? I thought you meant :/ me Joseph Shitsack is, IMHO, the biggest sack of shit you've ever seen... My roomate is my brother and basically he just collects Star Trek action figures... That looks like one of the regular ops... His selection of mind altering drugs is way better Well, that's rama-rific... Hmmm, it'll prolly be fun to pretend I love DIVX's at parties so people will start heated arguments with me... There are no attractive DVD women in #Wing-Commander and as the prophetette Haessleech did prediteth, it hath occureth... Crid's birthday is like February June or something... If I said 'change your birthday' would you? what would be cool, Tre, is if this were like the Vietnam war... and whenever you said 'brb, hotpocket' it meant you were going to have some people kill a village of civilians or something... Hmmm... you know you're bored with life when you count all the squares in your calander book to figure out how many days you have until graduation... Gee, a .tga. I'll just run it through my targa machine... Dunno, but I've been telling people my scanner is some sort of super machine Schindler could be like looking out the window at all the people in the camp, and the only one in color could be a talking pig... then he could shoot it, and the people in the camp could eat it... thus showing that he's not really a bad person... I was thinking "Wow, so this is where Privateer 2 didn't come from..." Anyway, you get the point, it's his oinly slap. Yeah, lemme go back to 1982 so I can get something to view a tga with... At the beggining of the next movie they make up the fact that Zira and Corneilus rebuilt Taylor's ship and travelled back to Earth of the 70s... He didn't ask you if you could do it, he told you you had to. No wait, he did ask if you could, nevermind... So... now we can turn The Book into LOAFScript:o Hmmmm... when somebody who isn't on the list comes in, can we go 'The Book of LOAF fails to recognize your authority' or something? So... lets make up quotes for people.... You name a person, I'll make an amusing comment. It'll be like nude chess... Nate, you son of a cat, where the hell were you? The beach? Need a big LOAF sign... I'm sure I've said something good about NutBoy in the Book, just use that. Not really... there'll be a WC bible, though... and I'm sure it'll be loaf-a-rific... but The Book of LOAF is different... Stupid gut hating Brits, no. and I have a movie based on the life of Alan "Brain" Something to go executive produce... Ahd he shall have TCS Dominion over the creatures that creepeth and the fishes that fisheth... The TCS Dominion was an Achilles class heavy cruiser, nacht. It means he's dying of bone cancer. Hmmm... Psychodrian... NO! I am NOT breeding with Had... THE NUT BOY CALLED ME! You remove a small tissue sample and hand it over to me for analysis... And LOAF saw that it was good, and he said, go unto the creatures that creepeth and eateth not the fisheth that liveth in the sea... Wow... somebody opped me in #Delance while I was out... I've gotten like 3 emails saying it's nice and wondering when the rest of the ships will be added. Why does jms call the Shadows 'Shadowmen' in all his posts circa Season 1? Firstoff, you are not Hadrian. Which is why I call you NutBoy. Well... let me ask you... R U HADRIAN>??????? I M RF33 PR0N!!!!!! You egotistical bastardich... I didn't give it a subject... it must have been spontaneously generated by the nanites... we're going to breed some of you people... we really need to make a Cpl_Reid and a Hadrslich... Also, see to the creation of a Kelvin Tang and an Captain Chicklet... Anyway, lets get Chris and I into a recording studio, and make a The Book of LOAF CD, with all the quotes spoken... Can I have Chris' number? We can start a chain... I'm thinking LOAF: Covering all bases in the fight between good and evil Hmmm, Gene Tang posts pr0n? like 'Former Astronaut Ben Lesnick' or 'Former Porn Star Ben Lesnick'... Hmmmm... when I was in elementry school I used to measure tape so it was the same length as dinosaurs... I don't do that anymore... Just got back from school, heading to lecture in 30 mikes "Chris 'n LOAF, aways on my mind..." Hey. Back when the secure messages were first released, they were part of a shockwave file rather than posted in .html... we got permission to post them en text so people could print them out. Once SO started and Origin switched to havnig all the fiction in .html form, there was no reason (and no legal way. to post the fiction... so... we didn't. Geeze, you scared me. Anyway, here I am, I have updates to write... Yeah, but you're some freakish WCAce... Hey Sarah Sarah? Ahhh... too... many... updates./.. Is it 'dicotomy' or 'dichotomy'? Damned journalistic integrity, I just know we're gonna get mail from Boomer about this... and not good mail. Proxima Centauri isn't... I think Proxima may be... Well... I can't keep awake... so I won't... You so planned that, right? Chris isn't here... Yeah, same with me at 3 EB's. 2 CompUSA StockIdiots didn't know that there was a Prophecy Gold... 4 Babbages said next week... and when I got home there was money for me... so I'm okay... I'll get Gold on my way back on Friday... I bought... a pretzel... Every mall here has 2 Pretzel stores... I got a hair cut before I went... Well, no NetPersons have reported having WCPGold yet... !LOAF !LOAF !LOAF 1950s? No, the new one, with people adapting to Dax... I won't be back until saturday probably... possibly late late friday... Off to an FBLA convention tommorow/friday-day, off to get Gold right after, and then off to be a sighted guide at a hay ride... and then saturday is homecoming... Aaanyway, I looked all over the place for Gold today, no luck... Oh, but my bones ache for the days of Armada and Wing3 where I'd still be at the stores... Hmmm... my cats for this year came today... they're like movie cats... You appear in the strangest of places... Where *IS* Boomer? I stopped by EB... it wasn't listed on their release list anymore... just in their computer... It plays a quote every 5 minutes... It's not a bot though... it's Chris... Wow, my brothers are off taking htose now... and I'm taking the Gamespot SAT thing. Best Buys have Gold? go for the gold... Good luck... Lets just say I own something very Gold... Did Chris get Gold too? Dare I spill word of its contents? Has like battle scenes 'Confed forces secure Ella!' and 'Murphy class destroyers!' Oh, another oddity... the box *LOOKS* from a distance to be the same as the WCP box in different colors... but when you put them next to eachother, you realize that the Vampire is at a slightly different angle, and the backround is an explosion in the Gold box... Chris KiCKS - v0.631b by Cpl Hades You forgot da tre quit! Yo forgot daz TRE QUIT? Well, the SO Guide doesn't need a Confed ships section anymore... My god based food delivery service! Oh, yeah, I should finish the GSAT... which means start again, I guess... "U shuld make the insta-poll big!!!!!!!!!!" ? Anyway... I was thinking... back in kindergarten they had 'Professional Day' where they brought in people with real jobs to talk to kids... but I'm wondering how much of the class is planning to be either a diver or a fireman now that we're graduating high school... Hmmm... I've been thinking... a lot... about where dogs names come from... Why would you want to work for Gamespot? "Dear Eagle's Bitch, your posts to the CZ demanding credit are pathetic and immature. Kindly fuck off and die." Didn't they make a WCN movie? "Dear Tigershark. ALthough I personally view you as a good friend and would like to do nothing to endange our friendship, I kindly ask you to fuck off and die. " Wow, getting rejected from WCN is like not hit on by Eagle... What'd Tre sk0re? Some kommie We should write an update about the GSAT... 43. In Karateka, what type of animal did the Evil Warlord Akuma send to attack the hero? ??? . Please follow the ChrisReid Rules. ,10ChrisReid RULEZ Malcolm McDowell is dancing:o Krelt or something. See how many people vote for the Krelt... My god, Chris... <> From that thing you forwarded me... And now, from the teacher in charge of the web team at my school... <> They do the same damned ?????? thing... I just feel dirty being on a server called 'webbernet'... Tee hee, I'm crediting WCN in an update... Yeah, lets make a !TigerShark script... Did you see that I credited WCN? Dunno, it's a cool thing to write. We will make an incision 4cm above the Duodecom Tabularum... Now, where was Major Edmond stationed when she was wounded? Del! O'Del! No, Thundercats is cult, Transformers and He-man are freaky... Did you get the Strakha? Damned Canada-eans... You know what the best thing about SO is? All those "Itz not wc if it not hav3 a Dralthi!!" Indeed it is LOAF, and he has fine pelts to sell... Wilst thou buy one of mine fine pelts? I've decided to redo our Wing Commander Movie site... Dunno, but the gold manual says "These new Tachyons are stronger than the old variety" or something of that nature. Damn this Kilrathi project... Delance: there's gonna be a big IRC chat w/ the contest results and some special guests... Last year Confederation forces were lucky enough to capture a Krant class medium fighter intact during the siege of Celberth. The Krant, only slightly damaged, revealed a wealth of information on Kilrathi technology and language. Yeah, Hades mom... LOAF's fictional girlfriend... Trelane's DNA... some people from Origin, a 3D picture of some Walrus', a moving picture show all about beavers... Damnit, somebody help me? Uhm... geography... somebody do kitty geography... Erm, stellar cartography. I can never remember them... Its fun to fight with WCN people... who is Zippin, anyway? My life's in your hands, half breed! We need the SO Zone until SO.com dissipates, which will be never since the site is staying up... He freaks me out like rice flavoured rice... Aside, however, from Chris Reid and NutBoy, I don't know who else would want Gold... Maybe he tried to screw them in a very uncomfortable place... What happened in #Wing-Commander that made all of these people come here? Was there like a hurricane or something? Wow, I have a day off on Friday now... My memory isn't what it used to be...You'll never read this part... Hehehehe... It's funny how much you miss when it's hidden... hidden away... So, Had... how are you? Amusing! The Nut-Boy will never read this! Ha! Hmmm? Stupid Nut-Boy... how much is he missing? Hmm? Just waiting... FOR YOUR death! HAHAHAHAHA Indeed... IDIOT! He'll never read my words! HA! Hmmm... yeah... that'd be a good idea... NO! NO! AHH! THE HORROR! THE HORROR! Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised... Like you'd be surprised if you knew whatI was doing! HA! True... BRUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA ROCK! ROCK ASS! Hahahaha! God, I hope he has a white backround... I hope to hell he has a white backround... I guess he must, since he hasn't read any of this yet... What's scary? EVerything's normal here... all normal... Update? Whew! Thought he was on to me! Ha! Well, I'll see him in hell, I'm taking him with me... yes, there's private little hell reserved for LOaf and the Nut-Boy, and that's the hell we're going to... No three headed hell dogs to stop us, no sir... it'll be good, this is the end.... Oh grap, forgot a title... And I'll forget your life! Why, just the other day I got a check for harassing Boomer:P Stike Team is the working title for the next Wing Commander game... Hmmm... you know what we should do, Chris? We should make all these copies of The Book, and leave them in hotel rooms... This is nothing like an acid trip... Well, ChrisReid rocks ass, and doesn't make any apologies for it... We are gathered here to day, to pay our last respects to our honored dead... in the struggle between man and bug, none gave it his all, none proved the existance of the extraordinary man, more than Christopher "ChrisReid" Reid... Chris, you will be missed. *** ChrisReidAway has quit IRC (CReid1701@155.229.132.237) (indy.in.us.dal.net webbernet.mi.us.dal.net) Oh, I don't have to wear an eyepatch anymore... prolly won't until I have surgery again next summer... No you're not -- you have rods in your arms. The only way you could meet a girl would be if she was like made if iron... No you're not. You're Trelane and you don't work... Hmmm, is iron magnetic? Hehehehe, does she fly F-22's too? Neither does the 8 ball... Mine's a robot... a MAGIC robot... You don't even have a name, Tre... Do Canadians even have women? Hmmm, I'm getting something large.... but it's bigger than those pictures... Pour Canada-ians And then what happened, oh brother of mine? He's gonna be late for his date... Worse than Hitler in a mini skirt... He's probably going out with Dana Carvey... Hehehehehe, sounds like a rama-rific magnimonious extrapolation of rama-rificy... I hope Quebec falls into like a million pieces and they're like all made out of a super rare crystal and we all get some and the canadi-ians pay millions to get them back from us, but I keep my pieces and never sell them just to piss of the Canadia engineers trying to put back to gether Nova Scotia, which means 'New Scotch' in Canadian... Random events make the man, Hadrian... and I've had a lot of random events in my life... You thought we sent troops over to the middle east to kick ass just becasue we're nice people? You thought the whole Gulf War thing was about helping the poor Kuwaitians? Riki Tiki Tembo, No Se... whatever... Well, yeah, because in the future we'll have a solar powered economy... Also, we'll live in Larry Niven's Ringworld... ...back. SO as I was saying, Doron, I just havn't got the time to do it, between the international music contest were in ,and with all the exams. after we end it all next week, i'll get to redoing my new homepage( all in Splash animations, a la SO., and then we start with finishing the building of our company. there just isn't any way else, see? Doron? I hate Titanic survivors... * LOAF blows away the smoke * LOAF throws Hades a helmet Lets ride... Hehehehe, it's funny, really... That bitch Trelane doesn't know what I'm saying about him... NO! YOU BASTARD! NUTBOY! Almost... rama-rific... I'll rama-rific him... with my fist... Damn That Tree-lane fellow won't get this one... Save the world! Just say NO to female Canadians! Tee hee! WCN converted the VAKTOTH to the vision engine! BRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hehehehe... if an American tourist got killed in Germany we'd like bomb terrorists in Africa or something... You could invade Poland or something... Oh, Chris, got your mail... Oh, no, I didn't know that... that'd make a pretty cool update... I think... we're gonna be okay... as long as we're still here... and we're gonna write the encyclopedia and the timeline and we'll see the movie and there'll be a new team and by god we'll live... I got scary emails from Poland the other day:/ We had updated about the fact that Tangy had been replaced with 'Poland' at the ProphecGold screenshots site... and I got these like 2 mails from different Polanders saying that they thought it was because the ships in Prophecy (Tereshkova, Leonov) were named after Polish people... (Of course, they're actually famous Kosmonauts...) I mean... I rest safely knowing that Johnny is willing to risk his neck to make sure that it's Orsini System instead of Orsini Sector... KEWLNet:o They're the kewlest new net! Oh, that Kiasu guy sent me 'improved versions' of three of the ships... If there still *IS* a Kwast... Why not (G)? It's not like they're ALL priestesses... that would be like saying all men currently are priests. Rather to be a priest you have to be a man... switch that around for the kats. Of course, another point would be that she's a princess and she can do whatever the hell she wants;) I'll bet Cpl Hades would like Trelane to fuck him like an animal... There, now you can both have one. Hmmm. need a knifty title for this Maya update... Hey, Tre... don't tell anybody, but the NutBoy just messaged me... he wants to fuck you real bad... Hey, Tre... you know that female dog you just bought? The NutBoy just messaged me, he wants to fuck it real bad... Oh, I've decided to create a robot companion, 80's style... I call her S.U.S.A.N.... Actually, I turned the monitor next to be upside down in C++ and messed around with the gamma correction to make it talk... but if it could follow me around we'd have wacky adventures...üIt'd always be getting me into trouble... like, I'd be in a bar with a sign that says 'Absolutly NO ROBOTS', and its hat would fall off and people would realize that it's a robot and the audience would laugh a lot... Also, whenever you call it a robot it'd go "I *whirr* am *whirr* an *whirr* android!" Well, mail me a copy... Oh. Stupid lack of a digital camera. Well... that would seem odd... except, I don't have anything good to say about anybody in the book... Hmmm, Tre isn't here... I wanted to tell him about the dream I had about him... Cue the Insulting NutBoy stuff... Now, something bad about Hadrian... Anything bad about ace? Hmmm... not doing dick is prolly a good thing... No, he says those things anyway... the only way he'd stop saying those would be if he went to work for Ion Storm or something... then he could say 'KICKSASS!' and 'Daikatonarific!' or... whatever... Well... we could all pool our money and move in together... then we could buy a CIC ubercomputer... Yeah... it'd be like that other show on MTV... Daria... So could our mothers... You mean ace-1? alt.binaries.startrek.adult, alt.sex.fetish.startrek, Two places Chris has now posted to... Hehehehehehehehehe, you're tainted! TAINTED! And now some 'i wunt to see r1ker naked!!!!!' freak is going to visit the CIC... Except Ashley is the female version of a fictional robot marine played by Lance Hendrickson... She'd prolly spill that white stuff all over you... I felt stupid so I saw that other movie instead of 'What Dreams May Come'... I want to see Antz... Cerberus, yeah, I got a million mails already...:P HarlanEllisonerific... * LOAF gets to talk about Akbar tommorow... Soylent Green is people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I exceeded WCHS's bandwith myself! Gonna go look at my notes, bbs I'm LOAF... Freaky... hard ass, people... Also, he can help us find the lost city of gold... and the Canberra... Hmmm, but what if their queen somehow manages to come aboard and rip apart Frank Black? Bruce Campbell is Privateer-rific... Not even YOU the magnificient nutboy can do it? Chris Reid's Smile Time Variety Hour? 6:30? My legs hurt... I should have them removed... Not just any dream... a dream about us in the Israeli air force... which is much cooler than my ace dream... except it would imply that we were *!*@*.il people... which would be bad... Me? LOAF? Don't be NutBoyish... I'm LOAF@school... I said you had a funny British accent. So I tried to have one and he said I sounded like Austin Powers. So there. Hmmm... I guess yer not going to the game? Hmmm, I wasn't expecting that... The existance of Crid, that is... Awww, crab crab crab, this stuff is actually *AT* the Origin page... Hmmm, there's a picture of Chris McKibbin... 6 jobs for Priv 3... damn... I wonder if that means that Priv 3 is going to be like UO... Hmmm... maybe... Had, help me out here, what's Massively Multiplayer mean? Well, thats one problem and secondly it'll be so hard to... catalog... and I hate alternate universes. I'm hoping for a Quakelike game... where you connect to a server and you play with people. Or like a mini-UO... where somebody hosts their own universe... rather than one set Origin universe... (erm, a dozen set Origin universes. Erm, impossible... and there would be idiots... UO is full of idiots, WC would have even more... POL didn't give you the will to stay out of bed in the evening:P Apoc is Hollywood?! But Hollywood is an idiot, and Apoc is on par with the more intelligent people... Wow, you got an entrance thing, Apoc. Hmmm... what if you mail him... and me... and be like... 'When sending loaf to texas, should he take pictures and stuff for the CIC, or should we not mention that he's visiting yall?' or something... I killed a man for stealing my cloned sheep... * LOAF is making complaints for people at school tommorow Chris, I love you like a brother but STOP CHANGING THE THREAD NAMES IN AGWC OR I'LL PERSONALLY RIP OUT YOUR DIGESTIVE TRACT... and I'd say the same thing to my brother... . As a citizen of this country, which I believe in and which I have seen Chris Reid tear apart, I must reinforce notions of positive self esteem. Let me leave you with one last thought: Chris Reid once used his notoriety, name recognition, and national fund-raising base to sell quack pharmaceutical supplies [and you should be suspicious whenever you hear such tell-tale words and phrases as "breakthrough", "miracle", "secret remedy", "exclusive", and "clinical studies prove that..."]. Postmodernist cowboys are unable to see that the primary weapons of Chris Reid's illaudable comrades are lies and deception. He didn't tell them about our plot to convert human blood into gold so we could make gold plated golden WCP Gold boxes. Also, I like the word gold. I want as many people as possible to know that according to the dictionary, "Chris Reid-ism" is "any of a set of arguments that siphon off scarce international capital intended for underdeveloped countries". That's a good one... Do you ever wake up in the morning thinking, "In spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, many intelligent people continue to deny that Chris Reid functions not as a social critic, but as an unoriginal imitator of the ruling ideologues?" Well, so do I. I would like to close by saying that Chris Reid is basically a bad person. There are many lackluster ingrates who want to commit acts of immorality, dishonesty, and treason. One -- Evan Adnams --- is so careless, he deserves special mention. 10//LOAF's porn script v6.90\\\ Error: HOT! HOT! HOT! Error: HOT! HOT! HOT! We prolly shouldn't have told him... Okay, there's no reason for me to be self-deceiving, so I'll leave you with this concept: I've never encountered anything as uppity as Chris Reid's stratagems. Uhm... so there! Probably... I love this thing. WOW! If you change the lil number at the top of the complaint generator, you can have hundreds of paragraphs... Who wants a 10,000 paragraph complaint on Chris? still loading... 2 megs of complaints about Chris. My god, if I had to write my thesis on Chris Reid, I'd have just done it... this is longer than many books... With all due respect, all he does is complain, complain, complain. Do you really want Reid to conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie? I think not. And what about Reid's goons? They, like Reid, are duplicitous astrologers. God Will Hunting, the classic AGWC tale of a young janitor at York... who gets fired for being incompetant... This is what Reid's buddies try to prevent us from hearing about on radio and television or reading about in popular magazines and large-circulation papers. In spite of the fact that some time ago, in the aftermath of Reid's last volley of attacks, a group of amateurish simpletons began to do everything possible to keep licentious mob bosses shallow and doctrinaire, his wheelings and dealings are a mockery of all that is fair and equitable. Reid once told his factotums, "Hey, let's all go out and glorify soporific election-year also-rans!" (or words to that effect). His representatives want so much to win support by encapsulating frustrations and directing them toward unpopular scapegoats that the concept of right vs. wrong never comes up. What, then, does "roentgenographic" mean? It means considerably more than any dictionary is likely to say. What Reid is doing is militarism in its most spineless form, but I guess nobody ever explained that to Reid's vassals. Chris, I think we all know about your lies... your lies and how they create an adverse affect on the truth proper exemplified by today's iconoclastic opinion of societal duties... STOP HIDING CROISANT POCKETS FROM KIDS! I'm from the CIC... I'm rama-rific... I AM SO OVER YOU! You 'poured' a coke? why? StLouis... No, Seattle... then we could be like Tom Hanks... and go to the moon and stuff... Stupid Voyager, who gives a bleep about a 29th century borg? I want a 19th century Victorian era Borg... Delance can only talkin in inactions:o the oldest person on the team is F. "Oldy" Ictionalcharacter, who's 119... I think we should start an argument over whether or not Johnny is a real Captain... There's always hope. and I honestly believe that. Now, I'm gonna go get dressed, eat a bagel, and then leave... be back at... 1:00+ The general assumption is that British food is crap... when you're eating crap, there must be a shortage of food... maybe you're precious 'queen' doesn't want you to know... Is it *MY* fault that you can't see the inherent value in the salvage of monkey organs... So, what, am I like the only person here? Wow, can I do that? Wow, Lester... The *FIRST SENTANCE* has multiple misspellings and switches tenses. Ha. Ha. . !LSOff So what's the difference between 30 seconds and 30 minutes? You should have it scan each line of text until it finds a word of text that matches something in the book, and then quote that quote... It'd find NutBoy and quote somethinbg about the NutBoy... Of course you'd have to ignore some words, like 'the' and 'red'... Hmmm... I could write it in C++... except that would defeat the prupose... This guy scares me... I'm not insulting you. the pornscripts go through the alphabet... It used to be that IrcOps got them around L... now they get them at like late A. I'm ace. Chris isn't here man, you'd better tell me and send them. I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Rachel from WCP... YOU GET SOME! So what else have you found you wacky NutBoy, you... Hehe, Chris, looks like a lot of good response to your post about Derek Smart... Wow, the complaint generator fooled you... No longer need I say 'NO! I don't have it! You can't have it!', I simply need say "Well, I have it and you don't, bitch"... Well... lemme give you SOME MORE A couple thousand quotes, dunno exactly. Ask Chris, he collected it all. Groan, I feel dead today. I... should update the CIC... Damnit, a WCN jerk-off... take him out. Yeah, I'm going to Austin next week... Somebody converted Victory and Intrepid... I'm talking to that Ice guy now... not the intelligent one, the one you have to explain things like six times to... lets see if he changes what he says he will. Wow, my sinuses are fine... I just keep throwing up... Hear me, CFB, any WC movie stuff you've heard from me in the last 24 hours is more than classified and should *NOT* be hinted at. * LOAF gives Hades a y chromosome Well, why don't you mail questgate and see if they can't shut down WCN for either a) taking our stuff or b) posting copywrited material. Mail from Boomer, just got back from my shrink... Oh... guys... I sort of... invited somebody to join the staff... and they're interested... Dan... He's mad because DA won't let him post unofficial stuff. So he wants to be able to report movie news... And I got some stuff from him... Anyway, re: Hades, Chris is not a jerk... Piece Of Ass Like the ethnic comedy of Barrie Almond? Yeah, Eds getting freaky... I was thinking we could kill him off dramatically. Too bad he doesn't think I'm funny, I could do something with the man after his heart bit... Speaking of which, I got a haircut so I don't look like a hippie when I go to Origin... A sort of a Chris Reid look... I'm serious. The CIC would totally not be the same without you, and I don't use the word totally unless I really mean it or I'm pretending to be a valley girl... I had a pretty ass speech to give about that sort of thing the other day, but the chat didn't turn out like I thought it would. I threw up a lot... my throat hurts... I have a weird rash on my leg... I'm blind in my left eye... One time I drunk the biggest kind of gulp from the 7-11... it was after 11 though... so it prolly didn't count... I've never drank any Whiskey... I had some Sprite!... Tylenol with Codine usually dulls the pain pretty well... I just love the NutBoy... Having Mister Peanut be the NutBoy was the entire reason for making it. So, ah, Chris... what the dececrated human remains are you doing here so early? Wow, you played right into that one... LOAFThought: too bad you're the only one who gets it... I often find myself having to beat people with a staff, but only bad people... You try keeping a topic together when everybody around you is dying... *sob* you try keeping your senses when the man next to you isn't a man anymore... Hehe, McQueen is like Halcyon squared... he even looks just like SWC Halcyon... Ha! We're making a video now... an amazing video... Because I'm going to call deathlok. He gave me his number. Hmmmm... mailed Boomer, mailed Kevin... mailed... everybody. 'Bandit LOAF was the galaxy's last, best hope for peace. He failed. But in the year of the #Wing-Commander war he became something greater... our last, best hope for victory." We may have a new candidate for the 1998 Ben Lesnick Award for His Own Work... "Commander Hardwicke is being reassigned" "Why don't you eliminate the entire Home Sector while you are at it." "President Howard has signed a decree today, declaring martial law" "These orders have forced us to declare independence." "We are here to place President Howard under arrest." So... what brand cheese puffs were those in the Midway's lounge? That was so odd... but 'My Dinner with deathlok' would make a cool title for a CICUpdate... Haess is a 1890's prospector lost in time, duh... he has a gold tooth, carries a big pick and spits a lot... ace, what we're doing is getting ready to begin production of a massively multiplayer Wing Commander experience... I really, really have to question you on this one, ace... What sort of a man goes to Dunkin Donuts and buys a muffin rather than one of those black and white donuts? This guy freaks me like sand on paper... Wow! You finally get to produce high quality porn... I have a 9am meeting with Andy Hollis on Tuesday... I know he's like famous for some old games, but I'm not quite sure *WHAT* old games... doeth thou know? Hey Del X= pir^2 because when Delance isn't equal to the area of a circle, then Delance is coming... Anyway, Senior year is a bitch, with college stuff... I'm *HOPING* I'll be accepted somewhere and will be able to just give up everything at school soon becasue it won't matter. It's taken you close to 20 minutes to figure *THAT* out? Sadies sounds like a particularly nasty sexually transmitted disease... Good, Chris, you're back... you were lagged by about 3023 years... Anyway, Hades, our robot patrol men won't be able to pass north ridge again... No, Johnson's hover-ships are engaged at 30`35`39... so we don't have them to back us up. Hehe, the multiplayer portion should be *very* easy for somebody with a little experience in that area -- since it's turn based And my just ed a ing . Hehehe, that's probably bad porn... like... illegal porn... but I think there's normal porn too... that's not illegal... Speaking of lesbians, I'm back... Delance has a size thing. "The Behemoth might well have been the largest spacecraft ever constructed, certainly the largest ship ever to sail under Confederation colors." p. 276 Now... last time I checked the Kilrathi dreadnought did *NOT* sail under Confederation colors... But did it *deserve* to be a hit? I think not... (G) Then there's the added insult... 'A Jincilla Skull took me down' sounds a little more respectable than 'A pirate shuttle killed me!' . So... what do I say to Andy Hollis? People in the US don't polish their shoes, Hades... Well, Hades is... and I'll help eventually. Johnny said I was gonna meet him... Did I tell you I got mail from Neil this morning, Chris? I know, they're cool, we talked earlier. I took my sister trick or treating... and everywhere I went, they'd feel sorry for me and give me candy... No... but at this one house, I scored more than just candy, if you know what I mean... I got a little bag with a pencil in it... Neil mailed me again, says he checks the site every day. Pretty dashed cool... We should play Armada. Hmmm, you have any idea what your schedule is like:? On tuesday? I figured maybe I'd call you after my date... My hotel room is free, so I can prolly call whoever I want. I dunno... the evening, like 8 or 9 yourtime. Kay, lemme get your number... I'm leaving in about 6 hours... Hmmm... if I can get one free hotel room... maybe I can get lots of cheap ones for the convention. Hmmm, yeah, but I dunno if I'll be able to call you. but give it to me anyway. Maybe I'll be able to call from Origin. Okay, the fact that there's a lizard tunnel in level 1 sort of turns me off... Boomer-directions printed out... Oh. Hehehe... I'm nervous as hell... Hehehe, my crotch still hurts from an unfortunat accident involving a double gulp yesterday... No, but, I'm serious, maybe we can get a discount on hotel prices for the convention. Anyway, I wish some of you guys were coming with me... Maybe I can bring back stuff for you guys. If I can find stuff. Chris isn't in charge already? Your opinion about Delance's Wing Commander Homepage: It's a Wing Commander Homepage Of course, babe, I've got my digital camera and my normal camera all revved up... But I dunno if we can update during the trip... I guess I can call you and you can write something about me being okay and accidently killing Chris McCubbin or something... Yes, dinner with deathlok... Wow, that must have messed up if not broken your cars windows... I took my sister trick or treating... (Dogs don't know it's not power!) You know, bacon strips, power strips... nevermind... I usually avoid things that try to bone me... Not true in a good way? Leaving... in just a bunch of hours... Well, I like you... I hate lying:/ She's ace's girlfriend... I like all of you as orb wizards... except Chris. He's the grand orb wizard. Which, technically speaking, and I am a technical man, makes him sitll an orb wizard... Montezuma's Revenge for the Atari is great I suppose... the world will be a very different place when I get back... I'm off, heading to Austin... Well... I suppose I must go... I'll see you all again, in a place where no shadows fall... I'll bring honor for our hrai... I'm writing this letter because I'm angry. Angry at... stupid Complaint Generator. It's f'ing everywhere. Anyway, Nate (sitting next to me) has asked me to post something about his thing. I have never seen his thing, and never hope to. THank you. Goodnight. I'm fucking blind, not dyslexic. Well, don't everybody jump up and greet me at once. Well, lets get him back and I'll tell you all my incredible story... *somebody* alternatly didn't pick up his phone/was using his phone whenever I tried to call. What's the code to attract Chris'? !ChrisReid I called around... 6 your time... and then a few times after that... once I got a busy signal... the rest nobody picked up. Hehehe, anyway... much of the following information is uberclassified. So... I got to the Origin buildings around... 8:40... which was about 20 minutes early, my meeting with Hollis was at 9... the building isn't really in Austin, but it's in the hills and the location is beautiful. Anyway, remember that picture of the SO team in front of like monitors and things>? That's the front desk area. There are like four monitors playing scenes from Priv2, WCIV, Ultima and Longbow... and there's like a little Origin store, and a place to sit with phones... so I announceed myself, and asked for Mike McCoy... and they called around and couldn't find him... so they sent me off to have some coffee while I waited for Boomer to get to work... Erm, but I didn't have any coffee since I didn't know how to get it out of the machine. So Boomer showed up... He surprised me. He's like this kindly old man... much older than any of the other Maverick people... He took me up to level 5... which is the Janes/Ultima level, apparently. Let me first mention that Origin is *covered* in stuff. there's like posters for all the games everywhere, and awards from magazines in cases... but the Janes level was pretty cool, there were maps all over the wall and model helicopters and such. Erm, but he introduced me to Andy Hollis... who talked and talked and talked. Wants me to make sure people know that he's not going to let his sim backround interfere with WC... we talked about Janes stuff and such and he basically explained his job. So, I mention the movie... and for some reason he's under the impression that people aren't happy with DA getting the license. But I explained that we were all looking forward to it... I asked him to comment on the rumors about what's next for Maverick... Something along the lines of "the basic name people are making up is right, but not how it's executed..."... He also said that Janes-Austin was working on something secret that's going to be revealed to CGW next week so he wasn't allowed to tell me what it was. But apparently he doesn't like CGW much, because he told me to look around the Janes area and figure out what it was. Erm, but I couldn't, all I really noticed was model helicopters (he said it wasn't a helicopter game, specifically) and maps of the middle east... So, after about half an hour of talking to Hollis... who's also from Maryland, so we talked about local stuff... Boomer started my tour... we walked around level 5, looking at all the Ultima artifacts that were all over the place. THe original UO painting, various box arts... the UO and Janes areas seemed really organized compared to what I'd see later. I *SAW* Richard Garriott -- through some glass doors, in a meeting. He was waving his arms and talking to a bunch of people... So... then we went to the like... sound area. and it was all closed up, so we found 'Stretch' Williams... who's the sound guy... and he let me in this room full of complex sound equiptment. Said it was like one of the top 5 in the world, and that they had a new one that was being set up downstairs which would be the best recording studio in the industry or something. He had Melek-WC4's head in his office... But he showed me some WCPDVD and made me promise not to tell anybody. It's apparently being held up in some deal with Creative... nobody has any ieda when it'll be available... Oh, to *everybody* Boomer introduces me as 'the guy who runs the biggest WC fansite...' or something, so I have like ten million conversations mentioning you two... for some reason I never brought up the Nut-Boy, but don't tell him that. So... okay... we go on down to... the PR and product testing area... let me mention that *NOBODY*, aside from the Ultima people in a meeting, seems to be doing any work. QA is completely empty... Boomer takes me to meet David Swofford... but on the way we run into Teresea Potts... who seems unusually friendly and invites us to come sit down in her office... and we have the usual conversation about where I'm from and what she does Erm, anyway, Teresea Potts... she's like the other David Swofford... PR person... Oh, Hollis commented on the people leaving. NObody else would talk about it, but he said that they were stolen by another company and that while it would be tough at first that this would improve the product. Anyway, everybody on this level seems to have pretty cool offices. They have like all the Origin official guides on their shelfs. David Swofford comes in and I meet him... and then Teresea asks who my contact with Digital Anvil is. So, I kinda reluctantly admit that we don't really have a contact with DA, and that all we know is Dan from Dan's WC movie site. So, Swofford gets all excited and says he's going to go mail DA and introduce us to them... So... we're all talking when suddenly Stretch Williams bursts in looking for Boomer. "Chris just called from DA and he needs to know who the guy we said discovered jump drives is" Hehehe, so they all kind of look at me and Boomer asks and I go "Shari Akawende!" And they need to know how to spell it, so I grab for Teresa's Prophecy guide... and then it didn't have the first name so I tell David Swofford to go grab a Prophecy map... (decoration of choice at Origin -- the Prophecy map, every level, every room, everywhere. So he comes back after like a second and Boomer starts looking through the stars. I point out Shari's name at the top and everybody goes 'oooh'... Well, we will, and I'll get to that eventually, Had. So, Stretch goes off to tell Roberts and the PR people tell him to mention me. DA couldn't get me a tour before I had to leave, though:/ Hehehe, yeah... well, then I got to the Maverick level... where I learned terrifying secrets, met erally cool people and wished I had the same interior decorator... okay, Maverick gets an entire level... probably becasue they make all the money. The first thing I see is this wall of blueprints... all the ships from Prophecy, with complete specs and alternate names and descriptions at the bottom. These are the like early versions, and there's another wall of later versions... A few I remembered, Hydra are 750 meters long, Kraken 4,000... For some reason there are a whole lot of shots of the Copernicus class ships. Dunno why... Anyway... I spent like a long time staring at that. Boomer tells me they're going to THROW IT ALL AWAY... so I make him promise to save it when they do... next wall is the story outline for Prophecy... the *original* story outline... Prophecy is called 'Armageddon', though... and there's all this weird stuff. Shots of what the multiplayer screens were to look like, that sort of thing... Storyboards of a *friendly* Rachel... There was one hall with photocopies of the bios for all the Prophecy actors, as well as all the magazine articles about Prophecy... there was a board of embarassing pictures of Origin employees too. But... the most amazing wall... which I am most *CERTAINLY* not supposed to talk about... was the Privateer Online wall. the initial sketches for *LOTS* of ships, about 50 percent of which easily identifiable as Kilrathi... the art is much better than the Prophecy sketches, some of it is actually painted... Boomer tells me that the name isn't decided yet, they're currently leaning towards Wing Commander Online... he points out his favorite ship, a hospital ship a la TCS Pleiku... I should mentino some other stuff too event hough it comes later. On the desks of most of the Maverick people I run into are glossy booklet things marked "WCO: Wing Commander Online" with a logo... But I'll mention that again later. So Boomer takes me around... the Maverick meeting room is made up of parts from WCIV and Crusader sets... I suppose I should now talk about the people. The first person I meet, is, naturally, Johnny... "I know who this is!" he goes when he sees me and Boomer.. Johnny is, like me, in real life apparently quite shy, however, and we don't say that much at this time. He's much younger than he looks in the photos at his site... So, anyway, I naturally, have to see his office. Which is... quite simply put, the coolest office ever. He's got like action figures and little toy ships all over the place. His computer setup looks *just* like mine, with a pile of original manuals (Voices of War and Claw Marks are on top) and a shelf with the novels and hintbooks and such... He has a Wolfpack helmet and Hobbes' WCIII helmet. As well as an array of Wc posters... the last of which I stop at... 'Whats that?!' I go, pointing to an ad for WCIVPSX set up as like a car advertisement for the Dragon. It is explained that it was an ad for WCIVPSX (duh! that he wasn't sure actually got published... So, he goes, do you want one? Johnny dissapeares into some sort of closet and returns with a stack of them. "Here, take a whole stack!" he goes... and so I do... and now I have them for you guys too. Origin seems to have original versions of all their ads (especially those Voodoo ads with the Vampire) on the wall... So, we leave Johnny, telling him to come to lunch later... the next office we go into is Pete Shelus', he and Sean Murphy are there... They both look pretty similar... Murphy introduces himself but Pete doesn't so I have no idea who he is until later. We sorta just talk about college and stuff... Oh, an aside... I visited the University of Texas the day before... INCREDIBLE. The entire town of Austin is just beautiful... I've lived all over the place and I've never seen a place as clean and pretty and generally... good... as Austin. Expect me to return next fall. Anyway, we invite Murphy and Pete to lunch, but Murphy can't come... I'm *supposed* to meet Foshko, but he isn't there yet... apparently he's just coming in to see me later... so, we go to the basement to see Boomer's office. the basement is where everybody who left used to work, apparently. Boomer doesn't talk about it much, but like Hal Taffin and a bunch of other people are gone... Anyway, Boomer's office is cool... he gives me like a pile of business cards... he has one of those stand up Blairs and a table made from the nose cone of a MiP... Accross the hall, I meet Chris Graf! Chris Graf is the only person I find doing any actual work. His office epitomizes Origin decorating philosophy... have lots of cardboard stand up people. He's pretty much your stereotypical 90's hacker type guy. Very young. He checks his stats thing and tells us that some incredibly large amonut of people visisted SO.com coming *from* wcnews.com... Boomer is wowed and I just kinda thank Graf a lot. I met the guy who designed the SO site and congradulate him on a job well done, but I don't really remember him much... I leave my Dragons and some stuff Teresea gave me in Boomer's office and we go up to see Foshsko... Foshko is busy when we get there, on the phone... Boomer leaves and I steal some more looks at the PrivOnline ships. There's also a huge board with post it notes marking everything that has to be done for SO... Sorry, I'm here now. Yeah, I heard.... no problem... yeah! I loved Austin! Yeah... it was great... he's a great guy... I'm dramatically telling the story to Chris and Had in the other room, so if I mention it here it'll spoil it. Anyway, I went to Adam's office for a little talk. Hehe, a flight suit. Grey... I think. The boot attachment things say Sypder on them... Not really the basement... its like... the bottom level... Wow, that completely rules. Hehe, that's so cool, I'll mail you. the office? Compared to places I've been before the offices at Origin seem very large... Hehehe, where was I? Oh, yeah... okay, so I talked to Adam... his desk was covered in WC Online booklets and things. and a SO hat. But he was like... a normal guy... very approachable... unusually so... but we chatted about school and work and stuff. the only problem was that the chair in his office was like this... modern art bent piece of metal... and I couldn't figure out how to sit on it. Boomer came in and we decided on a place to go for lunch... Foshko dissapeared in a hurry saying he had to go get something... Oooh, I left out the part earlier where Boomer gave me a cup to go get coffee and I ended up spilling coffee all over Origin's ready room. Erm, but Foshko came back with a flight suit and boot things... He didn't know who's flight suit it was, but I found a little 'spyder' written in each part later... anyway, I just kinda stood in awe. and thanked him a WHOLE LOT. Boomer and I took it downstairs while Foshko got people for lunch... arriving back in Boomer's office I find that 25 pounds of rolled maps have been saved from destruction... they're going to be shipped to my house. I got some signed by Johnny for us... erm, Foshko also promised to send all the unused patches to me, and I'll send those out to yall. Yeah, 25 pounds is a *LOT* of maps... anyway, we all went to our cars to drive to lunch... I rode in Boomer's van thing... since my mom took my car... Boomer told me about how he got his name and about his vision for the original SO trailer 2. He's been playing online games for years... played Air Warrior... worked on making Warbirds (or vice versa. and apparently it comes from him liking the P-51 and it 'zooming and booming'. anyway... we went to lunch... me, Johnny, Foshko, Boomer and Pete... Mexican food... I didn't know what I was ordering, but it was pretty good... a meaty thing... we just talked about... stuff. Boomer seemed to imply that the WCOnline would be UO-esque... I dunno what it was called. Some mexican restaurant. Boomer shot lots of photos fo me and people for the company newsletter... we talked about Fantasy Island, giving the Black Lance uniforms to hate crimes groups. The 50,000 dollar shuttle from WCIV, which Origin wasn't allowed to keep. Johnny couldn't figure out how to pronounce 'hhriss', and neither could anybody else... Yeah, the shuttle cost 50,000 and it was only rented. they complained about the WCP script being cut by 200 pages in a week. They paied a company to build it, but payed less because they left it to be owned by the company. It's in LA, still being rented out, apparently. Oh, I don't remember where this fits in, but Boomer took me to this... game room... there were all these consoles that were free... like on a cruise liner... and it was where all the WCP props were stored... There were large segments of bar, boxes of helmets... weird painty helmets... Thrakhath's head was down there... Thrak's head was stuck in a box, though... Boomer and I tried to pull it out, but we couldn't. Erm, anyway, they mentioned CHris and Had over lunch... wanted to know how old Chris was... naturally, I told them... 118... Anyway... I guess... that's pretty much it... I think that was when we started talking about the shuttle. I was like "I dunno, but according to his page he's 118..." Oh, they said that if I go to UT I can work for Origin when I graduate... Oh, interesting note... No, when I graduate... from the comp sci school... erm, back, anyway... I'd be a programmer. Oh, 'Strike Team' is also being worked on... there were strike team stickers ont he wall, and boomer had to check before I could take a picture of one... hehehe... lets see... oh, the big winners in my book are Andy Hollis, Boomer and Teresea Potts... they all gave me their cards. I have pictures of a few people. TOok pictures at lunch... took pictures of Boomer and Johnny and Pete... Took pictures of walls... hoping to get pictures that Boomer took of me for the company newsletter... I'm thinking I'll either wear the flight suit to graduation, or the prom... Graf is, he's like... Matthew Lillard... Oh, we talked about the movie at lunch. They'd all seen the trailer through various official or unofficial sources... Hey. There wasn't a minute I wasn't wishing you were there with me... aside from the coffee, I wished you were there instead of me... Well... next summer... we should both go. WCO will be announced by then... we can get some real info. I remember now, they were all *very* interested the convention. People kept asking me. Why go to the local university? Chris asked in message about what I think of WCO. Well... having met these people I am doubly assured that I can do no wrong being a loyal follower. And, although we don't really know what WCO is, Foshko's description of 'the next game' sounds really, really great. You don't like to travel:o Wow, but I've been to Wyoming and Wyoming sucks ultimate ass. Hollis was very interested in setting up a community, with squadrons. I like sitting here too, my family goes out without me... but moving to Austin would be great... I can sit there... Remember that Priv3 ship we keep seeing? With like... a pod on the side? Anyway, that's apparently how the ships will be... with addons getting stuck on the side, so everybody else can see them. Erm... just... having the addons externally (like Priv1)... Wow, Nikolas with a k sounds very kommie... Shouldn't you be at school? Dash. Anyway, I was thinking... I could drop by and visit you two on my way to Texas when I move there next fall... Your mom doesn't know me:o Hehe, next fall. But I could do anything this summer... and I *have* always wanted to see Seattle... Have you all heard about the fiction yet? There were a number of problems... a) the cd based interface wasn't completed in time, b) they had problems translating it into all the weird languages, and c) the Germans demanded that it not be on their version... But everybody at Origin was uberpissedoff about it all, and they're keeping SO.com up... Wow, is it just me... or is deathlok asking everybody at the ng to call him? Major Hassenford's robot people broke out of their little zoo... had to make up a universe for them to live in so as to do some cleanup work... If I were a woman I'd have so much sex... I keep a Drakhai Vaktoth in my wallet... that, and protection... an Elite Thunderbolt... Flint has always looked like a horse, nacht I'm telling Hades my story... The problem with the CCG is that that grey color doesn't scan well. I got your thing in the mail today... Now I know all about... your school... Woo hoo! I've created a paper girlfriend... I cut her out of a catalogue... I call her Jen... He *likes* that one, Haess! Hit him with your pick! Hit him good! Hehehe, well... if I have a flight suit... and a helmet... and a gun... I'd be able to die in peace. The gun isn't that much... and I already have the flight suit... and deathlok says he'll send a helmet. haess: I didn't pay for the flight suit. The current bid for the gun is 90.... WC cards are better than regular cards -- each pack has two rares. Ye gods, Hades! I was paying 2.50, 3.50 back when I bought them... Best I ever payed was a dollar a pack... Who wrote 'All Quiet on the Western Front'? Hell, I'll make a deal... Okay... somebody want to split the cost of some cards with me? I'll buy a box of starters and a box of boosters... we each pay 36 dollars... I get the boxes, somebody else gets the cards... Yeah, I'm totally serious. We can order 'em from MagForce7... Uhm.. but lemme have... 2 booesters and a pack too... Already made a deal with Chris. Rares are *WAY* too expensive there, I can get them for 1 or 2. Hehehe, the cards were great when they came out... it was like you got that novel high every day... I bought them at the same time as the WC:CCG cards, intending to sell them to buy more WC:CCG cards... got all the WC cards before I needed to sell the Star Wars stuff... Yeah, my brother collected Star Trek stuff... so I heard a lot about that sort of thing... I do a lot of sci fi stuff, but WC is on top... Or vica versa, I can send you money, you can order them and you can send me the boxes... I wish you could have been there... We should both go to austin... I can prolly get another cheap hotel room... Okay... Lets wait a few days so I can see what happens with this gun. Then... we'll do it... Anyway... Austin... I'll *probably* be moving there mid-summer... you could come then... I could even go to Seattle first and then we could go to Austin together... That'd rock... we'd be able to update the CIC immediatly, since my computer would be in Austin... FIBER-3 I like Ike. I REALLY like Ike. embarassing photos being put on CIC server now... They're on the ChrisReidXXXPr0n.net server I had Origin set up for us... The fat guy standing next to Johnny? That's me... Or the old guy who looks kind of confused? That's Boomer... He took some nice pictures... me and Hollis sharing coffee, me and that pretty PR woman... me and Foshko immitating that WCIV add with Blair and Tolwyn... Well, I was happy to build the cable modem... Wow, if you were like... a robot... and couldn't remember those rules since all you know is theory... you'd start killing people... and that'd be no good... Ticket, yeah, we're going to the opera... It'd be better if I was confusing you about Boomer... then I could go "There's the real McCoy!"... that'd be a magic tender family moment... Please make Haesslich just go and try SO on his f#(*ing card so he'll shut up? Damnit, I can't find a picture. just cancel whatever you're doing, you're sick. Pictures are like... how could I describe them? Accurate 2 dimensional reproductions of objects... You know... I'd trade it all for just one more night with her... by 'night' I mean 'day' and by 'her' I mean 'at Origin'... also, by 'it all' I mean 'a two dollar bill'... You had to review Dilbert? I had to read 'Crime and Punishment', and you reviewed Dilbert? "We certainly don't condone it," says Origin spokesperson Teresa Potts. "And we've tried to deal with those concerns by making the towns murder-free zones. But, as in life, when you stray away from populated areas, you take the risk of being attacked." Hehehehe. That's a cool quote. Why couldn't you review... wcnews.com or something? I have a sharp stick you can beat the living daylights out of them with if you want... No, I'm listening to music. But I'll be done soon... You already know it's good, or you wouldn't have sent it to me. You know what would make your mpeg player work? A new DVD drive... There are porn mpegs? Hehehe, about 15 minutes... Origin is out in the hills... Then you may have a cookie... Because mpeg players are proprietry or something. You should steal a new computer... possibly off a truck... He couldn't see the cookie thing. He's talking about ace... I want to buy like 10 monitors and link them together to make a big picture... that's... the real change w/ win98. That and the mpeg thing... Hehe, if you'd said 'Micro$oft', 'Microsuck' or 'Microshaft' (or an variations thereof) I'd have to kick your ass... after labor day!? on a labor cookie?! Wow, Haess... it's like you survived an amphibious assault against RealPlayer G1 and lost your arm or something and you're all bitter about it now. But there are no Canadian only wars? maybe I'm out of line here... but *WHAT* wars? The Commonwealth sounds like something dark... disturbing... like 'I've just spoken to the prime minister, he says that The Commonwealth is ready to take action. God have mercy on our souls'... Do we want west Canada? everything thats good is west of Frenchieville We don't want that Rico place... We could *probably* farm seals or something... Except, who wants to go to Alaska? Hehe, I can't believe your major cultural problem is that some people speak French... I used to live in France... everybody spoke English too. Moron, you spelled teem wrong... You know what that was? That logo was made for one reason and one reason only. Akkbar wanted to be listed in every catagory on the WCHS credits, so he made that 'art'... That's why there's only one credit per person at the CIC. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffggggggHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHASSSSSSSSSSSSSJGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGKASHASASAGDAS For those who don't want to either buy or download SO, I heartily reccomend magic... by mixing just the right amount of herbs and a dead pig, you're sure to make a copy of SO appear... Tbolts, 6 defense, rock ultimatte ass... Sorhak rocks ultimatte ass too. Oh god... I can still feel the day there was a CCG show at the mall and there was a guy selling singles... I all but-one finished my collection... Dreadnought, capital ship. Fighters may be launched directly to this Nav Point. If destroyed, Kilrathip player loses 8 Power Points. Don't think anybody's doing POL either... Well, we know there's Strike Team... I saw Strike Team signs on some doors... Yeah, Origin's offices were cool... lots of stuff on the walls. but there's other stuff to... Confederation Intelligence Services, Confederation Exploratory Services, stuff like that... Well, his new WCP uniform fits very well:P "TIE fighter, meet Mister laser!" quote from a Star Wars toy commercial a second ago... I think that pretty much just proves what I've said all along. It's an ad for WCIVPSX that's made like a car advertisement for the Dragon. After sending them to the CIC staff I'll have 6 extras though... maybe we'll have a dragon contest. and Foshko gave me a uniform and some patches... and a PR woman gave me a Alpha Centauri poster... * LOAF_Eats has to finish reading Tender is the Night *right now* . Tolwyn was black? What have *YOU* been smoking? Had... I hate to break this to you... but every single person does a good shatner. wh00p a$$ Hmmm... no, seriously, lets all go together... I'll have a dorm... and I can prolly get you all cheap hotel rooms... We can do things like visit Oldziey and DA and Daylight too... and drink and party and stuff. Hey, Chris, you wanna... Oh, nobody would be able to buy alcholol... but does that matter? Yeah.... it'd be so great. Hehehe... we can get cheap hotel rooms. Well, you all can. Hopefully I'll... you know. Maybe... I dunno what kind of room I'll get. I applied for a single dorm... in which case... yeah. But if I get a roommate... Yeah, but it's the largest public university in the world, what are the chances that I'd meet him? Well, I'd ask Neil... but, we'd need to be sure. I don't think they'd pay. In fact I'm pretty sure they wouldn't... but we can make it cheaper... It'd be so kickass. Well, Had, you'll be out of high school, non? My mom refused to sign this thing my school sent home promising that I wouldn't drink/smoke/do drugs... We're going to Austin, and you have to come too... So... why is ace-1.com going down? He was probably smoking when his mom beat him with a skateboard so he had friends and got drunk a lot at a construction site... Well, they absolutely love me... and they like Chris and Had. I dunno if I should tell the truth or not. I mentioned you, Hades... I think we've got WCN... IceMan (fool! fool!) put the SO episodes in their files section... Nothing, I'm writing my article and getting ready for my presentation and writing a bunch of homecoming updates and starting this stupid anatomy project and I have another two bits of homework to do... I'm writing a letter to the CIC staff outlining everything I think should be done in the coming month, writing a thank you letter to Origin... trying to find Dan from Dan's and LadyWhisper to brag about my trip... God no... I'm not going back to that craphole ever. I know you're all pissed at me for not having updated or finished my article, but I will soon... I'm just sort of overloaded with crap now... I hereby swear to Sivar that I will never, ever, ever, download anything from a WildWebWoman... You freak bastards, why didn't you tell me? There's gonna be a CIC trip next summer, you want to come? Ubitch! :O I thought it was IP based... As usual, Dundradal is off in another universe... Oh, Byyd, you'd be so proud of me, I finally saw Army of Darkness... Hmmm, anybody here read 'Tender is the Night'? Oh god, SW/WC... Had has porn? I'd suggest redoing the cards... keep the images, but redo the cards. You stopped hating him? Hehehe, does this guy who keeps threatening to sue represent people who claim b5 is copied off of a multitide of other things? Haesslich freaks me like a hot dog... Speaking of which, get your postcard from Hades? Well, I have to type up one of my college essays and my resume... I have a lot to update about... I hope so... I haven't finished my article yet:/ I've only begun and it's pages long... Erm, I have so much other stuff to work on, though. sexmesters... shift in battle is pretty cool... but as many games of the CCG as I've played... I've never really seen people use many capships... Well... we'll all play in Austin this summer. Uhm... you will NEVER be unwelcome here. If I knew how to do bold letters I'd bold the never... It was like a big episode. A good episode... Hehehe, the card the Nut-Boy sent Chris... and Chris sent Had... I'm... not up on my lingerie... Please don't ask, I'll be forced to answer... Uhm... I... have a lot of... female friends... but we never... talk about their lingerie... I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Haesslich freaks me like a hot dog... Yay. Better than that miner one... god I wish I'd never said that. Uhm... I'm gonna go examine the bob-o-matte... * LOAF has finished a surprising amount of his work, and can now write a few updates... http://www.angelfire.com/md/beetsar/images/czar2.jpg That's my brother. INSANE?!?!?!?!?! I'LL GIVE YOU INSANE YOU PATHETIC MONKEY MAN!!!!!!! Okay... here's what I'm going to do... I'm gonna post my pictures and say that an article is coming soon. No it doesn't, the CIC doesn't have any advertisers and we're completely biased. You know... it's really up to somebody to invent 4dfx... Sorry, it was very, very early when I updated... I didn't even want to update. But I knew that if I didn't, I'd have a dozen translated articles when I got home this afternoon... *I* don't see a pic... do *YOU* see a pic? Yeah. But note that Boomer did remember that he took the picture. Give me some sugar, Trelane... Wow, send that to me? Uhm, some guy bid a dollar more than me, so I'm going to wait till the last day and bit more... Aaand... I went to the doctors... and now everything is blurry... So, hey, sure is cool to have all that movie plot info. Uhm... that's... trishy... The Following Information Is 4Uber12Classified WAHHOO! Guys? Give me some sugar... I've got the news they don't want you to know... Yeah... okay, I got a response from Boomer... My mail to him was... risque. I said something like "Dash, I guess that means there's still a project called Strike Team:/" Actually (strictly between me & you) that's why it needs to come down.. there *isn't* anymore strike team ;) Of course... that doesn't leave this room. When is SiN supposed to come out? EBX suckered me into reserving one of those new 3dish games... Yeah, I deleted one to make them all fit right. Unfortunatly I can't:0 Hehehehe, I didn't play anything secret. Did you correct the Haeslichuation? I REFUSE TO CONTINUE TO CONFORM TO A SOCIETY OF SO CALLED NON CONFORMISTS He freaks me like a Haesslich... Oh, you Canadians can help me... Well... there's an old Bandit saying... 'I absolutely don't care about post counts'... in an odd sort of way, it applies here. Anyway, I've decided to start an underground crime organization... I play to get my eyepatch back, stroke a small shark in a little container on my chair and say 'Bellisimo' a lot... also, I'll organize crime... Up to something involving one of those cage things that prevents you from being eaten... I don't know what, but it'll have something to do with one of those... Bellisimo... Wow, why's there a space between LOAF and the comma? That freaks me like a hot dog... I think it was at that trial, Haess... remember when that evil scientist tried to prove that you weren't really human and were as thus simply CIC property? and then since there had to be somebody arguing against you, and for some reason it couldn't be anyone else, I had to try to prove that you weren't really human... I think Chris proved that you were though, and everybody ended up okay... Hehe, oh, I have stories to tell... but the only real way you learn is through experience. Out there... (translation: Origin didn't hide their stuff... they removed the section of my brain allowing me to tell people about their stuff. Chris... -NickServ- Nick The_Book not registered... Obviously... this is a sign from God that you must create a LoafScripted bot called 'The_Book'... You... have all your Cridfriends there? Damned #wc spies... I love the smell of waffles in the morning... Yeah... yeah, they do. They have like... little squares in them... and yet... they are round. An interesting dichotomy... Oh, wait, sometimes they're not... Yeah... but the type of waffle one epitomizes as being perfect is indeed round... creating an icon of roundness which may be broadly applied to all waffles... Yeah... I used to have some of those... some would say I still do... Well, I like Had... ChrisReid Anyway, you'll find the binary posted to alt.sex.nutboy.binaries... Hmm, well he seems to have a problem with me too. So... technically, if we pursuaded C666 to come in here, you two would fight the ultimate battle between good and evil for us, right? The Ravioli are... raviolizing..;. C'est Troy Bien That's too funny! I can't rember when I've heard a funnier anecdote! Now you tell one... It's going to be hard giving up my fish when I go to college... because I don't have any... and you can't really give up what you don't have... technically... MrKat is dead, along with the rest of the crew of the Lexington... Hehe, did you read the Armada manual about him? Hmmm, I get to do that like next month... I'm really looking forward to it... I have a catalogue... you can order whole boxes of them if you want... I skinned some rats and sharks and things last year... Is a rose the right thing? Different flowers mean different things... I dunno, it's like an ear ring, maybe... wear it on the wrong ear and you're gay... He only talks about graphics and bras, right? DA the movie is coming out January, 2000... Rob Kurpaiche as Chris Roberts and Allan Kevinson as Tony Z. Be carefull, Haess has this thing about you knowing a girl... A dozen, 2 at best... * LOAF implants a THICK METAL SKULL into Trelane. Hmmmmm... there should be a UniLOAFonDemand... so it plays in every channel Chris is in... Wow, amsg ChrisReid doesn't msg ChrisReid? Everybody say HEY! Hey! Anyway, what we really need is CIC dress uniforms... with CIC caps and pins and ribbons and patches... Diatomic Retribution Explanitory Xenon report I got it at babbages for 2.99... it's supposed to plug into your comuter so you can play Doom, but I didn't really want to do that so I ripped the cord off and now I have a big chrome gun... premiere sounds like a sex thing... I don't *HAVE* 101 dollars, but I'm sure I'll find some money soon... Yeah, I'll get money this week... and everybody I know owes me money... and I'm getting a job as soon as I finish college stuff... 'The Delance Collection', 'The Delance Project', 'Delance is now available' For lovers of beauty and mechanical watches, DELANCE presents a gold watch equipped with the Piguet 8.10 movement. Actually, Hades, do to restrictions on crime, we're now referred to as 'the group'... No, we can commit crimes, we're just not allowed to be called a gang... Allan Skermish... he lives in a little room at the center of the earth, and controls our javascript for us... Lets just say his hands were tired the day SO came out... had to control little moving buttons for 10000 people at once... LOL! Wig Commander! LOL!!! Its like Wing Commander except not!!1111 BRAVO BRAIN!!!!! Lets have hot gay sex!!!! You broke Chris! But I figured you could call work and go 'I can't come! They need me here!" Oh, one thing... by 'we', I mean 'you'... because I don't know how... Maybe Delance did what we all did... and maybe we all did what Delance did... Ghostbusters! Hehe, you're like one of those cooking women on SNL... I can't wait till December... It'll be one (1) kick ass month... Happy rememberance day to you too... Nah, we're celebrating people who gave their lives so that we can be happy. So... I'm pretty sure they'd rather we celebrate... Then I was going to go 'but one question still remains... what ever happened to mister Guentzel?'... you messed up that bookquote... * LOAF beats the crap out of Haess, that hair thing was a stupid joke. At best a bad rumor. I... probably shouldn't do that anymore... You were stuck Chris, between life and death... I can remotely make it kick HAdrian. And Haess doesn't have a sense of humor. I don't think. Maybe this god forsaken war has left us all a little broken... Casey is Zima-rific... Wait, Casey doesn't actually drink Zima, does he? He just sort of admires people who do... Which, just reinforces my theory that Casey is really, really pathetic... He's in a perpetual funk... because he's funky... Quit saying that, it reminds me of the Adams Family... Maybe you're horning in on his territory... Yeah, I think Casey has learned his lesson from Blair in WC3 and won't do it again... 'Hello, EBX, can we help you?' 'Uhm... yeah... I was wondering when the next Lancer was coming out...' Well, new-Tolwyn didn't look particularly sharp. We can prolly talk about the trailer here... because DA was pissed at Dan's design for the movie site and it'll be forever until it gets done... I couldn't really... make out the Rapiers... Hehe, those fugly fighters are Rapiers... supposedly... But, hey, Barnes and Noble tells me that an amazing book to explain all this will be out in January. Say it in a manner that doesn't evoke the 1997 movie... Oh, and say 20 hail Chrisreids for that hair bit, Haess... what about bringing people back from the dead? I'd like to see us get more invovled with that... Hmmm... but modern mythology tells us that Pluto is no more than the dog-servant of a greater all inclusive evil... I've got to admit... Chris Robert's Lancer looks pretty cool... Wow... DooM has a boss... and DooM 2 had a bigger boss... I remember the first time I met up with robo-Hitler... Pilgrims aren't Border Worlders... they're humans with the unique ability to navigate jump points w/out computer assistance... Oh, by 'nothing we hadn't heard before' I meant 'nothign I haven't heard before'... I went to school earlier... since I didn't mention that earlier, does that mean it never happened? You implied it, with every fiber of your being... I have brown hair, Chris has black hair, we're not different races. No, he didn'... at last I haven't been on icq... dash, typuinc sucks, arms reially hurt... Hehe, people are such idiots, I get these mails constantly... "I would pay anything for SecretOps, but I already have Prophecy! Why do I have to buy Gold?" Why is owning two Prophecys such a horrible fate? Okay. What does he have? Aside from a sort of 'natural high'... Wow... a red mustang... Yeah, I had two Prophecies before GOld... now I have 6... wow, that rocks. Why isn't he keeping one for himself? He's almost... too... nice. What a guy... I'm still waiting for some maps... and patches... waiting for maps and patches. I'll call and order them... I know the guy... Hmmmm... well, I should tell people I'll sell them Origin SO CD's for 50 dollars. Then I'd have a *LOT* of copies of WCP... Good... I can imagine some cool stuff if we fool with the formats a little bit... * LOAF pops in a... CD... He looks like The Nut Boy... http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=41528116 All I need is $11,955 more dollars! $12,000? Live in it... Hey, Lucas almost won a sub race in that thing, it'd better work. Yeah, you oughtta know... He could, probably... Assuming that he can reach speeds approaching the speed of light... He'd prolly show up at Chris' house wearing fancy women's underwear... Tee hee, and we keep our money in secret Swiss accounts... Yeah... that's true... They're like a primative civilization, trying to reason out what they don't understand... LOAFY is female, LOAFIE is male... But the core of the brain is a lumen, non? I want to ftp you, ftp you real good... Wow, is that an ace-1.com pr0n thing? hehe, a movie staring Chris Mulkey I mock the evil Prince deathevil... Hehe, Baron Livegood... Well, the Internet is based off of the Arpanet... which was originally invented by seal poachers who named if after the death-shreak of their defenseless prey... Hmm... I was thinking... We could have a romantic comedy about the BOok of LOAF... and, 11 years hence on the day of the 10th anniversary of WCOL they will say that those three had been there from the start and had seen many things. Do you believe in god, Mister Hadrian? Then may he have mercy on your soul... Oh, damn, sorry... forgot to close a freakish evil old man tag earlier... FirstBlud is gonna do his mp3 thing... may god have mercy on our souls. I joined this health club thing and started on Monday... But my arms hurt 'cause I just started and haven't done anything like that in a long time. Hmmm... speaking of which... I need to get a new PC... Thanks for asking for my say... do whatever the fuck you want... I'm going off to a library booksale tommorow... to pick up cheap copies of Freedom FLight, hopefully. anyway, I do have a bunch of CIC related ideas... I keep meaing to type up a bit... mission statement. Be fair, everybody wants a newsgroup. While Nephele may not have been one of the planets which secceeded in the beggining of WCIV, it's definatly part of the Border Worlds... Erm, the distinction? Because the pilgrims started a bloody war against the Confederation because they believed they were gods. and the Confederation is also made up of a number of different alien races now. the 'Music from the Wing Commander Universe' came... Origin like hates her now. We're their shining stars... us and the UOVault people... by 'us' I mean you, me and Hadrian... they didn't know anybody else... Hades, why do u unlike me????? I DO NUT UNLIKE U!!!!!!!!!!! WCN IZ K00L!!!! WE PLAY TERMNIAL VEOLCOTITYY!!!! * LOAF figs vigorously I have loafs of updates to put up... time to dance like hell... Error: YOU WILL DIE, BARRIE ALMOND, WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. Well... when I was a young man my father told me that there really was nothing faster than a 33.6 modem because the phone lines can't really handle 56.6... Well, at least you haven't developed a bit of total blindess in your left eye. What about that new look ? Reid, Christopher, serial # 17649128. Damnit, with all the waiting WC fans do, you'd think we'd have invented some way to speed up time by now... His mother is normal, his father is a Pilgrim... thusly, he is 1/2 Pilgrim. You were downloading mp3's instead of being here:( Can you post that log of scorpion to the CZ? I... hide a few insults on other boards and stuff... they really, really hate me so they post some incredible flame. I semi-politely reply until they go crazy... AHHH! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE STUFF!!!!!! The kindly old man who might appear in an original ST episode none of the links should work. Yeah... I'm getting that too... can't figure out why... Well... I turned everybody against that annoying Scorp guy... I feel so good. Hehe, that new Intel commercial is cool. "I'm going to the Kilrathi sector!" Oh, Janes games. I thought you meant real-Janes. I don't even have episode 7 anymore anyway... Hmmm... we should move in together, Chris... then we'd have like... charge people to see our WC stuff... Hehehe, Delance said I'd make a good lawyer earlier. Which... probably means only that Delance really isn't much of a lawyer. Oh, Chris... while yelling at Delance earlier I came up with the ultimate explanation of where WCA fits... Anyway... okay, Blair graduates from the Academy... (episode 1)... then there's the movie... Anyway... okay, Blair graduates from the Academy... (episode 1)... then there's the movie... then Wc1 starts, he's an officer... *NOT* a cadet-not-mentioned. then for WCA episodes 2-13 (2654.250-2654.270) he's assigned to a cadet squadron... so he gets called cadet because of naval tradition or something. and this is for some reason like advanced training. To prepair for the new Rapiers, maybe, since that comes *right* after WCA. or, to prepare for Venice... the Confed guide means a good source of info for encyclopedia movie-related stuff... Hmmm... sudden realization -- FC is going to be huge! ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE I SWEAR I'LL WATCH THE ENTIRE MARATHON A house divided against itself... stands... but if you beat it a lot it falls over... You'd think your f-22 squadron would be on alert, what with all the Iraq stuff... Hehe, blow me bitch. but then we'd be like all 'we give thanks for the existance of Captain Johnny, Chris Reid and soft core pr0n' and he'd come in and life would suck again:/ Hehe, I'll prolly read it at the mall. I'm *SUPPOSED* to get a copy in the mail from Baen... if they remember. I dunno, we've got a while to wait until there's another game... so, that's at the back of my mind. I think the timeline is safe... especially since *all* these new products are examining blank spots... rather than adding to stuff after Prophec... Hey Chris... you the MAN... I must admit, against all better judgement, I like this duke... Hmm... I don't think so... the WC movie fits in pretty well... I was surprised about the Sci Fi channel stuff. Maybe they'll have one of those 'Making of: The Wing Commander Movie' things. Because French people don't really have that accent... I... don't really think WCOL is going to be what we think it is. Hell, I'd pay 50 dollars a month... Babur? Hmmm, no more Mughal jokes, then. Maniac Missions was a bad rumor CGW started. No... Ton Zurv... Tony Zu... TonyZ left Origin... Did you mail him? You sadistic bastard. Is he in college now? Well, there's an easy way to figure out. What's his email address? and the best Origin people are still there. (Adam Foshko, Captain Johnny and Sean Murphy) what kind of a person mails somebody who hates him to tell him that his grandfather dies? oh, i update drex!!! Wow, you sounded like a Pak'ma'ra for a minute there... I wish I wish I wish I wish I were a fish... So... gonna skip school to see the Star Wars trailer tommorow? Hmmmm... looks like the other WC novels are due out late 1999 and then early 2000 . You should prolly go get her... I'll wait here and take care of the Hadrian... Was it the sequal to the award winning Wing Commander 3: Heart of the Tiger? Jesus? That p1mp? I just wanted to say 'p1mp'... and it didn't matter who I said it about. Wow... Apoc... your English class sucks ultimatte ass. I usually get max's and mins... but it's like 5 page min 10 page max. Wow, a Voodoo 3... that's what we'll want for WCOL... Hey-ass-a-lishk Hey-ass-lick AHHH! It was a bad joke, it was a bad joke, it was only ever a bad joke. They're not adding fur with CGI... Rocker (who's seen it), Dan (who's read the script) both say it's good... the fact that companies are doing so much merchandising for it is odd too, if it sucks so badly. Hehehe... I have like one of everybody and a million Boomers. Most girls are female too, which is why I don't have a problem with them... I guess you'd have to be a fairly intelligent person, to fly the hottest fighter jets the USAF has to offer... and then cool people like you would get like 'breed with whoever you want' passes... Wow, you'd be in good health if my dad wasn't born? is he like beating the crap out of you or something? There are no women in Canada, Cronoss... a faux pas is like... when you make a mistake... it's an English word. 'Mom! There are seals in the basin!' 'Well, Cronoss, just flush them...' I'd rather say something like 'Cake and icecream for everybody!'... You're leaving #WIngNut for a year:O It was the most horrible accident ever in the history of man. Like the coolest guy ever died in the fire. Gus Grissom... Then we're straight... Well, I am at least... * LOAF spreads Cronoss apart into strands of gossamer. Okay... so I was sitting up late last night, cutting my toenails and watching MASH... "Peter Telep can wait" I thought to myself as I fell asleep... So, when I get home today (before I went to the gym) there's mail from Peter Telep telling me about all the stuff I was going to ask about. In a way, the 60's ended when we sold that van... December 1st, 1969... The core of the brain is a hollow lumen:0 Maybe, haven't checked todays mail yet. But I'm gonna leave now and go check that. Not really much of a gift. Ahhh, they have a zone, they didn't really care when the other zone died. I don't suppose my 'Hey-ass-lick' comments yesterday count as a greeting for Haess? Oh, Sharle and I are going earlier... so... I won't see you... I guess... First I need some LOAF Buisiness cards.. Betcha they took his soul... Hehehe... there's a word for what the new WCN look sucks... that word is ass. Yeah, especially with the weaky updates WCN does... Erm, weekly Freudian slip. Hmmm... when I was in Europe it was like a robot that changed money for you.. I always wondered 'why do people rob banks, when they can just take the robots?'... 'Don't copy terms from Star Trek: The Next Generation'? -NickServ- The user claiming your nick has been killed -NickServ- Type /msg NickServ release ChrisReid to get it back Smoked him... Hehehehe, you can tell a #Wing-Commander anywhere... Shut up, Chris, it can take up to ten minutes:0 I can see the headline now... 'CIC people in vicious fight!' with that log extract... ALthough the head and WCN don't really fit... it'd be an assline... Just goes to show you how much I unlike you. So... where I come from, there's an old saying... 'get the hell out of here you moron!'... by which I mean, I got a message from the novel guy again... he confirmed that he did write the 'junior' novelization, and that it's actually just the 'adult' novelization without the sex... Anyway, I figured that meant 'Hey, it has sex!'. I'm a neurosurgeon... Recent studies show that there's only one sucky person... 5 gallons... more than that and you'll have serious irreversable bladder problems... Not if the script Trelane is writing has anything to say about it... The Star Wars thing is the most incredible, incredible incredible thing EVER... just after painfull drug-induced torture... Half-assed multi-player sucks:/ I really, really should start a trade show... Is it Dylan or like his evil twin or something? All the commercials say Luke Perry... Hmmm... when I was at home recovering from surgery like 2 years ago I watched old episodes of that show every day... Didn't he die? Wow... the 5 percent off was because you were too busy flying that F-22 to finish reading the book? Hehe, Cronoss, why is it that everything that happens to everybody else happened to you plus one? Apoc got a 90 on his paper. You got a 95 and were 'too intelligent' for the teacher. Somebody's bio teacher quit, yours went crazy. Obviously, Earth is still around a million years from B5:0 X-Girlfriend:o Its like... a virus that infects Earth, and will kill everyone in 5 years unless a cure is found. I'm watching tv with ace... Oh... can we make fun of you for what you said earlier today? "So, what have you been up to since we saw you last year?" "That doesn't matter! LOAF said that..." "Again with the loaf..." A Canadian civil war is like two women in aprons slapping eachother with huge fish... Hmmm... a good state motto would be 'Nobody cares about Canada'... it could be like one of those border states... 'What if we have a war and nobody comes?' How did you have a day of aliens? Did you like watch it in slow motion? and Eag stuffs suckers... male suckers... Really? Then being an F-22 pilot must be a problem for you... I mean, what if there's a war? "Which custody chick understands custodies?" * LOAF has A TALENT FOR WAR Did I show you that Telep stuff earlier, Chris? prepy? Wow, I hear Eagle is interested in blowing off your steam... Won't the wings make you sink lower? Much like Cerberus... No... because you'd be pointed the wrong way... but you could piss on them... did you read the Delance stuff earlier? Yeah... we should not taunt him for 24 hours... :O Tiffany Amber The... The... Kelly from the original Saved by the Bell is leaving:o? He's named after the Lance class fighter... Damne:o I don't think they have to recode it, they just have to change something in it... Speaking of which, there was an alternate ChrisReid out there earlier... Hmmmm... didn't yesterday... prolly did today, but whoever got the mail has it. Wow, that suck0rs. Oh... good thing I didn't change my nick to IHateAllCrids or something... . Well why were you all funky? You know... your handwriting... it's like... cinematic... especially with the unlined paper... fearing the threat of a nuclear war I'll put this note in a box with a stopwatch and some velvet padding and it'll be cliche'd millions of years from now... Oh.. hmm... sorry. Someday I'll kill me a real fake one... OOoooh, stupid stupid CZpeople... "You have to stop flaming people! And why do people post in Spanish? Spanish people are slow and stupid!!!!!" Hehe, these Derek Smart flame people are funny. It's funny... really... back then I had none of the power and everyone thought I was God... now I'm in control of everything and people treat me like crap. There were actually more people back there, I believe. You know what I don't get? Everybody is saying how great the Star Wars trailer is... what's so great about it? The WCM trailer is just as good, if not better. Very. Sad... a few tears... some shocking stuff. That's the one thing that completely confused me. No... but everybody leaves... the Lennier thing is uberfreaky... there's this *incredible* scene with Londo So does Haesslich... Yeah... when can you see it? I want to be able to talk about it... Hehehe, well, SMAC can probably be confused with a drug thing... Ed Wasser is Peter Telep in the LOAF movie... I'll go to the bank and cash the cheque and order the cards ASAP. Doesn't work if you're a guy.. How'd that happen!? December 44th, 2067... The year we made 13 extra days in December... it's been some four hundred years since Pirates! began looting ships and the like, and I still play with them... People fear what they do not understand. Thusly, when the Lobster-men started their brutal assault on civilian establishments, people were naturally a bit frightened... Luckily, their desire for a unique hormone produced only in the kidneys of young children was expressed early on, and we were able to work with them to set up breeding/slaughter camps rather than cause a mass hysteria on the part of the populace at large... It's like... Super Wing Commander. Just... the original with a different look... and in this case, its a different look designed to look as similar as possible. Wow... I have some long school email address too... Hmmm... doesn't Origin give you any webspace? Wow... so... they'll give complete strangers space but not you? * LOAF is waiting up for nice scans of the wc movie book covers to arrive... Does that mean there'll be a 'John P. Guentzel and His Wonderful Webpage 1.04b'? Hmmm... I sent out all my college applications... so... I can start worrying about more important stuff like how long the Behemoth is... Wow, then you'd have to study religion and become a Ranger or something... and that'd suck... except the part where you get one of those sticks... Soo, you hear anything about DA being uber-over-budget with the WC movie? Hehehe. OtherChris, you here? I don't think so... Chris Reid went over budget buying WC cards... Probably, you have no source of income so any money spent is going over budget. Hehe... ask him some more questions too... I could use reassurance about that product. Hey, Crid, did Leeb icq you about alien space? Hmmmm... well... at least it looks like we get WC toys... You never told me what you thought of the trailer... You can find many hidden secrets in the trailer... for example... o The 'Dralthi' is a clever reference to the word Thilard, spelled differently. o The 'Kilrathi carrier' doesn't specifically carry Kilrathi... it carries Kilrathi fighters. o I'm using the letter 'o' to signify different points. o The 'TCS Ranger' has very little RANGE whatsoever! I thought Tolwyn sucked:/ I'm betting all the ships that are entirely 3d will look better... Well then, you won't learn my terrible secret... Hmmm... how's that ship thing you may or may not be putting together coming? Hmmm... now that Origin and Janes are glued together maybe they can use the trademark Janes name... I guess it's grown on us... but I thought it was silly 6 years ago... I don't think I've done anything in a month... Hey, did Boomer get you to sign a map? Hehehe, apparently he still hasnt' sent the contest people their stuff either, though. And he stopped responding to my mail when I switched email addresses... I wonder if he knows... Chris! Reappear... Wow... this is too easy... Chris, get me a drink... And there's a head missing on the Kilrath EJECT! card Hmmm... that could be a meal... Egg McCubbin I remember the time SamCat convinced BearCat he only had one arm... Hehe, Cronoss told us he flew F-22's. Please kick him... I just don't feel like being able to write updates. I've been so... tired lately... He reminds me of Derek Smart with talent... We are less than two weeks away from the longest Wing Commander novel ever. No... the Midway was designed to operate in peacetime w/out escort and during war it acts as the nucleus of a battlegroup It acts as... a movable base... Hades cruisers are black ops ships... they act alone... Confed is going to have two Academys just to train the 30 pilots needed to crew a super weapon some day in the future? When you're assigned to the Cerberus you're CIS. Hmmm... I walked around school earlier, so in a certain funny sense my legs must work... Little does Delance know that Apoc is really Sid Meir... Chris: American space stations suck ass. Oh, yeah, the Russians are helping fund it. The entire former USSR is in financial ruin, but they're funding the ISS... Wow! I had an astronaut once... Hehehe, the only reason 14 other countries are funding it is so we can have an excuse not to call it 'Space Station Freedom' . Wow, 25,000 people in my city would mean my city had increased in size 250x... I'm getting FIBER-3 Hehehe, well... it depends on the person. Some people post only to have a lot of posts (mphmmm CAV mphmm)... as long as you have something to say, I don't think you can come accross sounding like an idiot. Hehehehehe. Well, they're all over the place... Chris simply is. You know... I quite like Apocalypse... Eddy Pangster should have it... Live chat w/ Roberts at 6:00! aaaand... I'm gonna try and ask about continuity. Somebody should ask about a future after the movie... Damn, but I wish Crid was here... deathlok reappeared, and said that he was sorry for not sending my helmet sooner... freaky. Wow, The Book works here? You can't whois, but The Book works... . Grat... Bad ass, people... LOAFTerm: Chimpography - term used to describe any movie entirely acted in by monkeys. Roddy McDowell was from Planet of the Apes... It was a MiG-21, they took old MiG's and converted them into starfighters. Hmmm... is he gonna ask our questions? Almond Strevell should have been in there... Somebody should mention that the CIC is setting up a convention. Wow, you are an idiot... it's an emoticon... We could have had him say 'WCP sucks!!!!' again... It's theirs. They were kind enough to tell us about all this, we can't really do that to them. Hehehe... as long as the moron-squared populace buys WC games which means that us real people can actually enjoy more... I dunno... it doesn't really make them sound 'bad', more like 'constructed out rock, with obvious evil intentions'... Hehehe, we should buy dozens of copies of Gold, and sell only the SO CD's for like 80 bucks... then people wouldn't be able to complain about having to get WCP too. I wouldn't... maybe its best to just remember it how it was... a crap ass game you want to throw away. Yeah, I'd like to have four women... Don't the monsters in Q1 kill eachother? So that's like 21 sides... Last Topic : Wing Commander Network - Updated.......it's more than just a site, it`s a network. ...And if someone may have pics of all ships of all WC series stored, please send them to me (IceMan, ICQ#: 14809832). (IceMan--) Find some porn... rename it... and send it to IceMan. You start at like the bottom of a installation thing, right? and you have to work yhour way out? Where do the helocopters come in? brass and an ass. *don't hurt me Del, I just wanted to say it* Chris is \/\/ell... and Hadrian is 3xc3ll3nt Uhm... Hadrian better leave Judy's ass alone... Really? good thing Had and I have 4dfx cards... No, his mom is named DAWNBOT-7... probably... I think your head is going to implode anyway...There's only two people who can call Crid Crid to his face... So, yeah, kickass man. I live in like the country and have a lot of land so we never rake leaves... So, what do you think, Chris? It'd lower loadtime... a lot. Text: whateverthefuck the sort of header you often see in movies staring James Heckster and Morris Fest... Oh, good point. We need to figure something out... Wow, Delance is here... I posted a lot today, remember that when you're on your deathbed... Yeah... to stop people from complaining about loadtimes and to make it easier for us to update... Got back from my brothers play... other brother tripped, fell on his mouth, they're going to the ER now. I have a really freaky life... I mean... my god men... I leave for two hours... and you all rock ultimatte ass... Hehehe, I think it looks even better than it used too... But can I tell Phoenix I don't think that? Anyway, Had, it rocks all ass. and I can't believe how quickly you did it. I'd pay to see you in a movie now... if only that were possible... Now, who put me first? That's sweet. Now, who got rid of the WCN files section? That's sweet. Wow, I did that yesterday. Got him to put up a thankyou, then demanded an apology on the frontpage and he took it down. I'm gonna wait till I get my helmet and my redshirt made so I can take a cool WC-ey picture... Okay, what an egotistical waste of space. That 10k of space could have low quality porn... That's a good idea.. I have a Blair... so does Boomer... Hades has been acting funny... He certainly doesn't like Had. But I don't think its the CCG. Afterall, that's everybody's project. Well, I like you Had... and I think you do bad ass work... Erm... by which I mean good work... not bad, asslike, work... Well, I wouldn't really call Chris a jerk... he's like one of my best friends. All I'm trying to say is that I unlike you... Yeah, I cashed your check... gonna call and order on Monday... On my end. I'm worried about him and Had... Its not really our problem, I guess. They work perfectly together on the site... but when they're not doing the CIC they're at eachothers throats Well, the top vorta guy defected... and all the founders are dying of some virus now I think. Well... Wizzy has a new pet project each week... this week, it's being even more gay than usual... Hehehe, 50 percent of Wizzy's clients are himself. Hehehe, and I achieved that goal, just prior to the 2022 World's Fair... I hear that the kickass changes to all the subsections have you to thank for them? Damn... WCN's staff of trillions now has a crazy old man:/ Anyway, I've decided to start an online diary... because I've realized that we all have only one life to live, except those of us who have slaves... Day 1... had bacon for breakfast. REalized that life is changing really fast, and that I have to cope with these changes. Ate bacon. Actually, that's the definition of gay... Or, someone supplying that new position... I think it was 'Chris Reid is being a jerk, but he does a third of the work around here.'... Wow, it was 15 this morning. erm, I just said "I'm gonna go to #WCN" and they went too Hehe, even though he's being a jerk lately, CR is a third Of the CIC's working staff. Shut up, Chris, it can take up to ten minutes:0 Nobody knows, it just does. and it's during WC3 time. Hehehe, I learned something interesting... but it's ::secret:: You know how old ace is ? He used to say he was 23. But he's 16... The TCS Eagle was an escort carrier that was crippled trying to sneak behind enemy lines during the Behemoth incident Which means that our staff is all in their teens. Yeah... but nobody's supposed to know. You see a Kilrah hole... YOU NUKE IT. Good point, it wasn't *built* after the armistace, it was *crewed* after the armistance... That 3d Frosty the snow man? Hehe, just wondering. Every time I saw the trailer with my brother he'd yell 'its in the cat!', and I would nod sagely... Or, I'm ordering them from there... I already have all the cards... I'm ordering some for Chris... brb, moose Well, there's a nifty trailer... No, he's just suck0ring up to us. You can't really blame yourself... Hmm... I wonder if I could get a contact lense... Starcraft people do what we commonly call suck ass... there'll be toys There's a TCS Austerlitz... The proper stats are in the Gold manual. 777m. It's a bad pun, but it's there. Bandit Buys Blood My god, you posted to the HSX group. No, Cronoss, he's replied to people crossposting to agwc from those groups. "I think the point you make is a good one. But, Clinton has to know about it, it's not only on TV, on the Internet, but in Independence Day. What I would be worried about are those bases more secret then Area 51. You can't believe that the military's most secret special projects base was featured on a hit movie like ID4." Chris comments on Government conspiracies... Well... I'm about as tired as chipped beef on toast... I unlike that guy... I'll have to ask you later about it, I have to run:/ Ye gods, the Vampire cursor is pretty cool. And the color schemes SuckAss! (tm) too... It's a little rotating Vampire. Maybe you should make a new LOAFTV... Merry Fishmas, frak It went up when I started posting a lot? Littlefoot... Freak! Oh, Chris, I got a paper today... Well, Nate isn't here... because, he's at the gym or work or something... P.S: NO replies from PEOPLE WITH BLACK HAIR, please!!! Please take you racist attitude somewhere else... 100% moron... allgames.com is an URL. URLs are important because they allow us to locate and access data on the information superhighway. Alternatly, you can use that panel thing on his back to access Data. You should know me better than that... I never read *any* of the mail you forwar... *mpghgh*... I mean, yes, it was very interesting... I don't really get it, but it was... uhm... prolific... The rotating Vampire cursor is driving me insane... slowly insane... I like all of Gods creations... but you weren't created by my God, Tlaxlor-bringer-of-fire... Well, if it was just Summat we'd be okay... Erm, but I just feel lightheaded... Which means that my head, travelling at the speed of light, will actually arrive somewhere before I do... Why do you ask? Do you and Cpl_Hades have any GREEN memories? No, I just wanted to allude to a popular 70's animated feature... Your just paranoid. If you had some virus, you'd enjoy it... And thusly wouldn't wonder;) Wow, I ;)'d unnecessarily... QUIT SAYING SUMMAT. GameGirlz.com . It linked the CR interview... Yeah, I went to school with British people when I was in France... Well, lets make sure that we continue to proactively explore the future of this idea, which, in my opinion, could lead to an exemplary outpouring of non-comittal support... Wow, that's exactly what Nate said. I've been practicing... I should have said 'enclosure'... I don't suppose that means you can get rid of him? Well, I guess it's finally time for us to get our 'just deserts'... I'm assuming 'just deserts' are like a pudding thing... No... desert... huge sandfilled wastelands... Like DUNE... or DooM... Hehehe, IceMan shaln't wade out of this one... Wow, you can find something as nice as sand on TV? It was pretty funny. Ice is such an idiot, he still doesn't know what he did. That's the sort of story you should tell people you wish to mate with... Who recognizes the irony of this comment? :: raises hand :: Very good LOAF... now who thinks IceMan realizes it? I love it when people jump into conversations and go 'why are you all fighting???' when they have absolutely nothing to do with it. It makes them seem so superior. OH MY GOD! That is like, SO, unfair! ::twirls the phone cord:: Wow, was it like in, like, a public forum? ::cracks gum, twirls hair:: Hehehe, you can't really go around telling people you don't owe them an apology while insulting them moreso... Wow, thanks for enlightening me... I guess I was wrong to think that there were racists in Europe... it's all those damned Americans! I guess you must really hate that particular ethnic group... Yeah, he sucks, always getting mad at people who violently hate people on account of background... Please! NO replies from people made of CORRIGATED ALUMINIUM!!! Can we have a LOAFNuker? I'd like to be able to !LN C777 "...and where I come from, Canada, we reward courage!" Wow, it was really funny how you ran it into the ground again and again in every single post you made... "Stop making up things about places you've never been! That's what they do in Russia!" 'And you work and you save and you steal, just a little bit, just so Gil can get a slice, why can't Gil get a slice" Holy shit, ChrisReid.com is up! ChrisReid.com is a company that makes poles... Yeah... maybe they'd do it for free, since you know, Chris Reid... I could go "Hey, wanna see the CIC pole?" and random woman would be like "Oh, that stupid 'best whatever' thing Hadrian runs?" and I'd be like all "Not exactly... heh heh heh"... then she'd slap me... Wow, I ICQ'd Chris and suddenly he was N/A... I suppose I should post an update about B5... and about ChrisReid... ChrisReid... of him, they would always say, he was a man who made poles... It's Pang... Remember how I was wondering what happened to Chris earlier today? Ironically, Chris called... A lot of IceMan(tm) too... Hehehe... he's in Florida... UBITCK! Hey, if she wants to F me, she can... Chris should put that in the book... !LSKick #AH-Club TC-Atsuko I don't suppose there's a #AH-Club LSKick? Well, make one within 30 seconds because I don't like Atsuko much... A certain level of asskickitance... Time, admiral, is a virtue which we do not have... actually, it's not a virtue at all, according to the Ultimaverse... I want a return to the ethics of tommorow.../ also, I want to write this essay... Well... I should know in about 6 weeks whether or not I'm going to Austin. Wow, I'm like Trelane +100... I'm the Walrus... you're the Eggman, lets have it out. Right here, right now. Well, you do know what's next, right? "It wuz my broother postinng wit my nayme! I beeeet heem up so he will never use the cumputer again!!!!!" . Cause you're a forgetfull bitch? Good morrow, good morrow to you. I tell you, he may write good fiction, but he's not the sort of fellow you'd take home to mom... I'd update about that, except I want something serious toupdate about too. Hmmm... but we know that the book was done, that the name is final and that the movie release date is almost certainly March... Although... it got me thinking about something... I've usually avoided actor stuff... But... if we did updates about stuff all the WC alumni are doing... we'd have plenty of stuff all the time... What are you talking about? You realize I could be sleeping right now? Yeah, but I'm depressed. Hehehe, no, medically I'm depressed. there's apparently no reason for it... Hehehe, yeah, but it explains why I haven't wanted to do any work lately. I'm getting a perscription... Just... don't tell anybody... I don't think I like talking about it Hmmm... I used to have xmas lights in my room... it freaked me out... I thought it'd give me that Christmasy feeling every day... instead if made me feel like a homocidal maniac... The lights, the constant burning of the lights... Wow, if you were C777... I can make up some Christmas quotes... I could be Johnny and Foshko's love child:o Heyapoc www.wcnews.com/trivia.shtml, I believe. So... tell me of your days... Your paper is pretty good... but it doesn't have a cool front page headline like 'Golf Team Wacks Off Towards Championship'... December 11th is my brothers birthday... and when Insurrection comes out... Thusly... I'll be away screwing around with my brother's friends making bad insurrection jokes... Wow, we could do that for the CIC... On the first day of CIC, Mike McCoy sent to me rumors of Privat-teer three.. On the second day of CIC, Mike McCoy sent to me, two Dralthi IV's and rumors of Privat-teer three... hehe, but some person at your school thought of it. Hmmm... I skip class for teacher parties a lot at my school... My mom works in ESOL... Wow, a frank discussion about sex with Delance... Not till college. <_Delance_> shouldn't that be a car? or sex Well, I've already got THOSE things... <_Delance_> THOSE things means car or sex? or both <_Delance_> I mean, sex IN you car not WITH your car Uhm... <_Delance_> (yeah, Delance, as if.. . I think Delance wants me... and you steal, just a little, just so you can get a slice for gil -- why can't gil get a slice? * LOAF has Spyder's. I think Delance wants me... www.wcnews.com for the latest up-to-the-week news. You scrimp and you save and you steal, just a little, just so Gil can get a slice -- why can't Gil get a slice? I'm pretty tall... No, I don't have the money to own loaf.com. Hmmm... that's what we'll do, we'll have a CIC Christmas Special. and we can play quotes... and... uhm... have a big realaudio thing... and we can sing CIC Christmas songs on it... that's what we'll do.. Hey, Had, can we do that? Hehehe, don't bother Had, it's Cronoss... People say that... but that's because their assholes and just heard that in a magazine. What exactly do you mean by potential? Thats what the brochure in the hotel said... I wish I had a first person shooter to play, I need to blow off some B5 related steam. I know, but I don't have it here. I'm gonna buy it asap. My god... It wasn't exactly what I expected... it was better... I was expecting an episode that basically tied together all the stuff we already knew. Londo and G'Kar strangling eachother and such... One thing... commercials have never really affected me before now... but I got *really* mad about them watching SiL... You know, we really really need a copy of WC1 in german that we can send these people... Uhm, WC1 is readily available as part of 'The Kilrathi Saga'... I don't see how people would relate it to anything like that. It was... it literrally came apart at the seams... but it was more closure than a loss... No... it like... exploded... but the way it exploded was odd... it kind of... like when you rip metal... Well... like ripping foil... Kind of... smooth... how the sides came apart... I'm betting it's not... he once said he was very adamant against appearing like that. It's the old whitestar... and I did notice that it looked bad compared to the newer renderings. You couldn't be less subtle, Chris. I think I got some mail from you. I got like 100 messages last night. Scary topic... what's it mean? Is The Book ending? He complains about me not updating and then he deletes my updates? TSA! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Chris deleted my updates? Well, I made everything right again... That'd be a good bumper sticker. "Irony Happens"... Don't worry, he said they were probably going to kick IceMan out. Celebrating loafsgiving... Back, sorry... Wow, I'm a B5 fan and that went over my head, I thought it was about the Book of LOAF... Anyway, I'm tired... I'll be back tommorow... Krampus? What the hell do these freakish agwc people celebrate? Yeah, sure. But make a list of all the people who list them, and we'll hunt them down at the turn of the century... I dunno, apparently I'm supposed to find Krampus amusing... Mail dexchange@origin.ea.com for information about obtaining disk replacements. ARG, what was the name of that Plunkett? Very inappropriate, Chris... you know as well as I that time stopped on January 27th, 1996 here. Why is it that all the intro quotes this week get me into trouble? I think by 'head out' I mean open word or go get some asprin or something. If Gene Tang calls it the CSS Lexington one more time I'm going to kick his ass... Merci dieu, the movie is going to screw up his little world... Yeah... that's right... and the Kats lost 7.8 trillion, I believe... Industrial capacity is shipyards and such, not lives. the NG is in a Delance based rut. A major point in AS is that corrupt senators have been insisting that such shipyards are build on their worlds... In 30 years the industry will be ceneralized around the core worlds, but not back then. What percent of the worlds population is the US? Like 5 percent... and yet most of the worlds industry is in the US... over a hundred sectors counts a lot of kat space. There are about 1000 human colonzed systems. Obviously a planet like Earth has a much higher population than any border colony, which is what was wiped out in AS... 28 billion people during the first 30 days, but McAuliffe is also mentioned as having 30 billion people. Uhm, because war *NEVER* kills everybody? I mean, war is horrible... millions died in WW2... but it's only a tiny fraction of the people involved... and the 'orbital bombardment' was basically *JUST* an attack on the military base and surrounding town... Had I memorized AS I'd tell you. I recall Larry Niven envisioning an Earth able to support a trillion people in the near future... You fail to take into account that the Confederation isn't just us. there were... 7... 8 races at least. As long as he's convinced. Earth can support a trillion people... Yes it is, because it was put there by Earth. (The Armada manual talks about all this, BTW. Anyway... it's not just war that killed these humans;) Each year for 35 years the Kilrathi pick a planet and slaughter the inhabitants. Plus, with the proton bombings of the 40's, biological destructions of the late 60's, and the pre-battle of Earth nuclear destruction of something like 14 worlds... This *IS* a war in which everybody dies. Uhm... we can't support 5 billion because the majority of our population is in under-developed third world countries... Oh, okay, I thought that was a bad idea for a minute because I read it wrong. But i's a good idea. I thought you were going to yell at Boomer. Name-ship of the Confederation Paradigm class destroyers. Entered service in 2663. Called "the pride of the capital fleet". Used to destroy pirate strongholds on the Terran/Kilrathi border. I step out for... several hours... and absolutely everything stays exactly the same? We had like 5 carriers. We probably had 40 cruisers at Terra too... Mann-Matithratic! Mann-Matithratic! Mann-Matithratic! Because instead of a box that floats you're building a huge computerized airtight armored fighting machine. There's no direct corrolation between a Navy carrier and a Space carrier. If there's one guy who screws in screw 137 on armor plating 182 at the Concordia production facility... how is adding 2 people going to help? You can't possibly assume that Confed is going to *NOT* try and build a carrier as fast as possible. ask 100 people whether or not they have doctorates in aerospatial engineering. Now... if for some reason Confeds entire populace were aeropsace engineers rather than like farmers... Its nice, I need to blow off some steam anyway... Brilliant, you should be a tactician... if we could build cheaper fighters, we would... but that would mean that all of our people die rather than become veterans... I voted for Lev, he rulez. Yes, we know, Vanhecke... Hey, I've got a rusty gas can I can fix you up with... Sooo... what's up? Everybody seems to be acting odd... ... and of LOAF they would always say 'he was a man who was'. (Proper response: LOAF -French-> L'Oaf -> The Oaf!) Well, you pull what you know... Yeah, Tracer and Wizhole are obsessed with WCN's self image. You shoulda seen the loafs on tha tone. Wow, LOAF is some UKian... Wow, Raven? The WCN bitch who's been harassing us? Hehehe, yeah, and I'm Ed Links... Anyway, Rijeka... I feel for you... I mean... Raven got more interested in the other hand... it happens... Really? I guess he's even more incompetant than I thought. Wow, Delance knows his potatostates... Wow, you got jumped one million years into the future into a battle between the Russo-American alliance and the Xyx consortium too? Hey, at least we don't have any nut boys... It's okay, nobody ever has the right answer to that question... There's a difference between Nuts and Fruits. You ever randomly end up at some site on geocities... and then start changing the numbers to explroe a bit..;. The red head, she's hot... Anyway... I've been thinking... whenever a new novel comes out there are always... always... certain chances that need to be made to the rest of the Wing Commander universe... and, invariably, people yell and complain about these changes insessently... Wait.! I wanna see it first... I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend working on the encyclopedia... but I'm working on those updates now. Wow, did TS say that? Wow... was it a big bridge? I was on a bus that fell on its side... I was in 5th grade... our bus was turning a corner on a ditch and it fell in... When I was in france a bus broke down on some traintracks and got squashed... Dunno, prolly the same reason I couldn't understand you. Yeah... we need to create a proactive dual layer transferrable activity list capable of addressing the multitide of concerns expressed by our audiances, both external and internally consistant. DIE Never... heard of any of those movies Ewww, you suck StarWars... I found something odd, Hades. Want to disguise yourself as a German, cross the channel and find out more for me? No, but the monomolecule biproduct you produce is... It's Heart of the Tiger... and yet, not Heart of the Tiger... I was over at amazon.de, because of all the luck I had at amazon.uk... Hey Chris. We've been digging... last night... I found something... something... odd... Hehe, End Run has the WC logo glued on top too. So... I need to find a German help me get a copy of that cover. WCN is so much more interested in flaming us, though. They've turned into Prophecy.scorched. By adding 'game news' on their sidebar, they kill themselves... nobody's updating it. Good, bad movie art is cheaper than their other art. I think we should update about it. Hehehe, I'm definatly going to do anu pdate on the German WCIII novel... "Let me show you how we do it in Germany, Doctor Jones..." . I hate it when people call missions levels. Levelmen suck. Well... lemme let you know right now, there is no secret WCN stuff. We should get Vanchee to work for us and then fire him... Well... lemme let you know right now, they're not... Has anybody updated since I did last night? I wonder if we can announce Pilgrim Stars... I get... about 10... but I've kinda stoped caring about school anyway... According to Peter Telep it's just the normal movie novel with all the sex taken out... (G) There's only one junior novel, the two following don't have jr equivalents. So we've got... False Colors, Wing Commander the Movie Novel, Wing Commander the Movie Novel Junior, Wing Commander Book 2, Wing Commander Book 3, McCubbin's guidebook and an official magazine... Wow. Stop saying Crapzoid... Aren't I just a little BellAtlanticBoy... So, Had(es)... how goes what we were working on earlier? I wonder how much WC art there'll be... Sleeping in Ace You know... when I was a kid... dad used to get in the car, and bring us bagels every sunday... Do you know what day tommorow is, HAdrian? I know. Christmas? Yes. :o Dash, I wish I had a cliche'd quote/offensive dialogue script like Dund... Nobody's ever needed a Q-Tip... Wow, Hades, do you try to pursue homosexual relations with children age 8-13 too? I feel like doing something... I'm gonna redo our FC site... Merchandise is okay, I need to take some pictures... I dunno... I hear their still looking for a backup hotdog distributor and somebody to pick up the empty cola cans... Does that mean you pay for our hookers? Darn:/ Can you post something about WCN sucking, please? So... you often talk to IceFire about erotica in relation to bears? Can somebody get me the URL for amazon.com's entry on False Colors? There, I redid our False Colors page. Anybody else doing any secupdates right now? How do you do 20 minutes, then? Thghere, I sexupdated Why don't you go to Justins house, bash in Justins head and eat out Justin's brains? Well, I'm working on the new movie page now, I guess. Wow, Byydo's color scheme r0ck0rs... * LOAF tests something Who's complaining about that this time? Working on new movie page. God, Chris... that's disgusting... you use AOL? You horrible sexist pig... you still have an 'inbox'... Anyway, I think I've finally found a good project... Bandit LOAF: The Animated Series. and yet the words 'dicked over' do it quite well... I'm thinking we'll get Mark Hamill to do the voice of me... and Mark Hamill to do the voice of you... I'm considering Mark Hamill for Byydo.. DX-Ball sounds kinda FUN-key... We forgot something on the poll. Speaking of which, I've been working on the content for the WC Movie site... I need to talk to Had about some graphics. Oh, I've been saying 'sweet' a lot... which is in itself not that un-sweet... Oh, according to Dark Horizon's list of movies for next year, the WC movie is being released on Feb 26th... Thats because they're called credits... Trelane, you shuttle cock... Wow, WC has to compete with a movie about genetically enhanced sharks that also stars Angel:/ I guess I'd best head out, I'm supposed to go get some bloodwork tommorow morning... I dunno what that means, but it sounds painfull... I've got to agree with Chris on that, ATFW is pretty dashed sweet. Any word from any of those companies you mailed, Hades? What's the key to #WCN? I can connect to the front page... but the 'enter shop' thing doesn't work. What's an URL for an internal thing? JediKTim probably un-registered. It's not just a web page! It's a smoldering pile of crap! Typing /list is never a good idea... Wizzy got hit by a bus and died! But Byydo shares her... What's #year2,000? Yeah... except they don't bleep out our obscene comments... Oooh, Chris, I'm supposed to talk to you. Well, doing what you did to #WCN was a very bad thing... . Also, sometimes when the NutBoy loves a man very much... Why would it be Chris? Yeah, Eagle did some IP tracing and that's who it turned out to be. We should get Byyd to nuke Eag... Well... that's an interesting thing, Chris. Because it started off with tracer wanting me to tell you to unregister the channel. And then Zippin said 'Yeah! He does anything you want!' and now tracer is arguing that you won't do anything I want. Yeah, I need an IP spoofer too... Hehehe, sounds like IceBitch is jealous. Hehehe, Tracer wants to defect. No, I'm going to start tommorow morning... I've convinced my family that I need a new computer for college... I like Madman... it's those others that I can't stand... Oh, hey Chrispeople There really should be a company that makes 3D renderings of aircraft and sells them to all these game companies that make aircraft models... And it could have Rose's great great great granddaughter and her lesbian lover... and they could have to prevent Nazi's from taking over the Titanic... Yeah... or maybe an underground train.. that travels under the sea in like a tube... at an incredibly fast speed... False Colors has gone from like 90,000 to 9,000 on Amazon's top sales list in just a few days. Damnit. It said pass accepted... myoglobin is a cool word... There's only so much you can do on the Titanic without byydo... Chris, Raven wants to have your love child... Well, insulting racist remarks about the founder are a start... but please LEAVE ME ALONE. Hmmm, op me in #WCN. Heurostavia? Home of Doktor Kneon's death rocket factory? Who the HELL am I, Mister President? sounds better... Wow, that was odd... Did Chris just do that, or did we trigger it? *everybody* has that problem. Barnesandnoble lists FC as in stock! Lemme cancel my order from Amazon and get it from them... Yeah, then report back... May God be with you... Wow, that's the month before Smarch... Why do you need a news server? I guess you could try my news server... Try mailing me at loaf@wcnews.com, lets see if it works... Dash it, how long can it take to get confirmation from barnesandnoble.com? and... now, promise me you won't use this to like steal my mail or something. I have it... it's not that big... it has tiny print. no problem... I only use it for like the sonnets... You can't really read a play from it. I use individual books... erols stopped getting rid of posts, I dunno why... Can somebody mail me? dash dash dash. Maybe there's a glut or something. but nothing from Chris... there, I got Chris'... Got Tre's... but nothing else... dash... What the fyck is that? He updates like 50 times a day. and ugly... Maybe... one minute... Origin should mail me... then I can forward it to Chris and go "From God, to LOAF, to Chris"... Maybe Byydo knows how Barnes&Noble.com works... Dash. Maybe we can play on the Titanic? Dash... I'll try and go to Barnes&Noble tommorow... I was there last weekend. But I'm looking for FC... Q is good. Maybe that's why I didn't hear anything from Barnesandnoble... Dash dash dash, I wonder if I should try ordering again... College people are assholes:o Well... hopefully I'll go somewhere where there's a precedence for gunning down people... Doesn't he go to trelane.edu? I'll wear the uniform... So, I did that thing I do... Mmmkay, order it from B&N and tell me what you find... Okay... I'll just hang around here for a while... I can check the Guild page... I just realized... the BC3Krap must have moved on... c.s.ibm.spacesims is clean... clean! Uhm, that depends on ingestion and the status of your digestive tract... Never, ever /who *aol* . Some thing... 10,000 quotes... As long as the KOM final. Wow, I can say "When I first joined the aces back in '96 they sucked ass." Hmmm... we need to up our hits a bit... so we can have a million on our year-mark. Oooh, jms posted something to ras.mod.b5 about what happens to the other characters... Flight attendants? I keep thinking there are 16 months in a year. I spent *WAY* too long living in the belt... Well, I've got dibs on writing the 250,000 update. I wanna do a B5S1 thing... 'a quarter of a million humans and aliens'... I'm waiting for Godot... Is that all you think about?! Is there another woman!? Just play some traditional George Oldziey xmas music... It means you have to sing, Byyd... Except... you have to do it in the nude... Hmmm... just do it before Christmas... which is when Christ comes back from the grave to accept sacrafices, as per my understanding... I haven't seen what we have so far. Cridmas is in... later... lets get some Origin people... Like, JOhnny can sing one... A Christmas Carol? Like the play? A dramatic misreading? ask him to please send my stuff;) just join and get kicked, it'll tell you. They're paranoid. Hmmmmm... if we kill them now, we can use their oxygen... SageNate is a good guy IRL... but he's completely naive online. I don't know why people get like that when their online, but it always happens. Anyway, the destruction of #W-C would be worth his life. Wow, that must have been on for a while. It's funny, because Chris' nick is ChrisReidWorking, and Chris' dopelganger Fred Savage is the star of NBC's semi-popular sitcom, Working... It never works. We can alter the universe to co-incide with itself, but not to fit with our preconcieved notions. It is the most holy element of our calling. Hmmmm... I dunno... maybe it's a Law... One of several laws which my followers must follow... A pillar of LOAF... How do I call upon it in my hour of need? But there's no such thing as a Vigilance class CVE... One day I want to make up 300 fake news entries just so we can have more than BluesNews. Radar that works in space. Since SAAB was cancelled I *doubt* they're going to do a game. Radar using light isntead of sound. You do'nt already have one? Long live the Confederation, Chris "Crid" Reid www.wcnews.com "Trelane simply is." The collected sayings of Trelane-2 As long as we can replicate soda in 600 years, I'll be happy... We had to blow up #WCN... it was a menace to navigation! -NickServ- Warning: You have been placing a heavy load on services. Please wait three seconds before issuing further commands. -NickServ- Warning: Services is now ignoring you. Please wait 5 seconds before issuing further commands. *YES*! Got my confirmation... Your udel mail or your real mail? Do you have a real mail? I'm gonna order all three from Amazon, they just added McCubbin's book to their list... Probably, why? Hellfire just asked me that... what's the big deal about it? It's technically a Southern state, although it fought for the Union during the Civil War... Where does Hollywood live? Who *IS* Hollywood? Hollywood is a place, Aev... it's on the western side of the US... I don't know him... why does he care where I live? Yes, of course he is. Firstoff, I don't know him. I usually have to know people for a while before I piss them off to a homicide inducing level... Hehehe, if I wanted to I'd just to to ... It appears to be some moronic prank from the group who specializes in moronic pranks. Wait, no, sorry, that second one should be hot gay sex... So, anyway, exactly what the fuck is going on and what does #StarCraft intend to gain? You know, the Lurkers *DOES* have complete episode synopsis'. Anyway, what's on the agenda for tonight:? Hush. Hehe, you should have told them you were a fighter pilot... Rumor has it, you're dead... Well, whatever this stupid joke is, I assure you it's not the first time a ten year old has threatened me. If it happened. Watered down? Hehehe, just yesterday Raven_1 threatened me... pathetic little kid. Once again... the rumors are, you're dead... Yeah... CR says you're fucked... watch. op me in #WCN. Don't worry... Zippin was just leaving. That'd be a bit freaky... Yeah... if Chris can pretend to be Akkbar, why can't Akkbar pretend to be Chris? Hehehe, pot calling the kettle black would be like a fight between IceMan and you which involves the comments "You idiot!" from either player... Hey Chris, why don't you call Barnes&Noble that's 5 miles away...? Stop by #WCN, Byyd... We don't get Red Dwarf here anymore... So, what did Holly do that was so funny? I dunno... Chris is usually smart enough to register his channels... Hehe, actually I'm Nick Lesnick, Ben is my father... Chris is suave... he reminds me of James Bond... he's always wearing a tux... I was watching the news earlier... the helicopter woman is hot... Well, actually he reminds me of Fred Savage... but he's pretty suave anyway... Yeah... just yesterday Raven threatened to kill me... Hehehe, the difference between think and know is that people who know can understand both concepts... Wow... if you got 397, then you'd have 801... Did they give an EDA? Hehehe, well... tell Holly I live in Ashton, Maryland... 1110 Ashland Dr, to be specific, last paved driveway on the left... I'm at school from about 6 to 4... I usually go to the gym in the evening now, so he may want to wait until late at night... Also, if he's spending some time on this, he should know that I'm planning on moving to Texas this summer for college... I used to have a casette which had a story about a frog, but I left it in a car when I was just a wee lass and it melted... Things have changed... You, you, you oughtta know... Austin, hopefully... I like sports that involve blood... bloodsports, I think they're called... Sure they are. They're like the people who jump into channels and go ' I M 2 K00L!!!! M/15 HOT!!!! All GURLZ MESG MEE!!!'... That could be a song... I feel the same way about Nazis... I HAVE AN UPDATE He got mail from those art people. The Earth is flat:o I get National Geographic... Well, I guess we can rest assured in the knowledge that Peechy didn't feel a thing... ELLIPTICAL I can't wait for FC... the longest WC book ever... Yeah, technically it's a novella before that...' Claim he slept with the president? Has Barnes&Noble called yet? Tell him that several people have asked about their prizes. (and I'm kindly wondering when he's going to send the maps. He's gonna change the way we think about getting hit by pies! Hehehe, are you still talking? Thank him for that, he rocks... Chris: all the fiction is still there, AFAIK... you just can't access it like you used to. That was well worded. It took you half an hour... Wow, two lies... that wasn't well worded, and it took you *WAY* over half an hour... me either, I don't watch Star Wars... He could have at least used an example from his real life... Hehehe, Dr. Freud would have to tackle the waist thing. Actually, I don't think I'm better than most people... In fact, in most aspects I'm sub-par... It's only you... it was always you... Quelle faux-pas. Actually, geeks... I have marketable skills... Is Boomer still there? Ask him if we can all come this summer, maybe. Yeah... its a shame you don't spend as much time updating your site as you do bitching about the rest of the world... Everyone hates him? Except for the people who like him... Actually, Chris doesn't live with his parents... You only live with your mom, right? but you don't know him, so you can't really define losers like him... You're using some broad definition terms without specifying what exactly is intended... hehe, Boomer is pretty dashed cool... He's lashing out at the universe that has treated him unfairly... Because you'd only go in there to do what you're doing right now? Picking a fight... Since you're *BANNED*, I doubtless see how you can tell who's in #WingNut... Which basically nullifies your entire argument structure... I've never said "I'm the god of WC!!!!!"... I think I called Foshko that once, but never myself... now... how exactly would you come to that conclusion? act like it? How so? That was sweet. Wow... remind me not to go to a lecture with you. "I'm here to talk about myoglobin..." "SHUT UP! YOU THINK YOU'RE THE GOD OF MYOGLOBIN!' How does that make me seem like God? You must not belong to the same religion I do... I think god is supposed to be just and fair or something. Again, you're using broad terms becuase you think they're insulting... How am I washed up? What do I want to be? I could easily argue "You're nothing but a fucking whore!", but it's not really appropriate, since that would be simply an insult rather than an argument... How so? Do you know me? You simply presume to know me... Really? Origin gives us scoops? Origin sends us press releases... that's all... they have a mailing list for that, you know... Mail their PR guy, he'll put you on... Nah, I'm having a bit of fun, and I want to do it when the time is right... Do you know why he took this channel? Have you seen IceMan's moronic racist treatment of CHris in agwc? I suggest you check it out -- it predates all of this... Crusader? He used to come in and flood about how #Wing-Commander was going to take over the channel... the Steltek left billions of years ago. and yet you ignore the actual argument... Zippin, all you do is ignore our points... I bit you adieu... Point of what? Oh, I think we were tired of not responding to attacks by WCN people... The founder gave it to us or something. Dunnoo, ask Chris how he got it. erm, even the Mac people. Anyway, now that we've had our fun... we should give up #WCN. Should we get rid of #WCN? Well, it shows their true colors. But lets get rid of it... It just makes us seem bad... I mean, it was fun fo ra while... Great. You want to order some End Runs? Okay... I'm gonna order ten if possible... The human genome project was a dream given form... What's my social security number? Chris is scanning the cards. I think something like a quarter of the cards have been scanned. Hmmm... well... we're pretty much clear here for the night... I feel drained completely... We need a vacation. Somewhere where it's sunny and our biological clocks can get back in synch. Here either... the weather is odd... very warm... and it's all screwing with my head. I can't believe it's already December. They're trigger happy It used to take more, but we get so little snow anymore that anything does it now. Its a really pretty picture. Sorthak is the best, though. 5/3/2/5/5 Nothing that isn't at the CIC... that I can talk about... Uhm... Mav... we're roach free... I was referring to your worshippers. We're not roaches... Hmmm... but there are several people named Had here... Anyway, did Chris pass on the joyous news? I got mail from Barnes&Noble, FC has shipped... it'll be here tommorow... Woo hoo! I can track my package via UPS online... Erm... anyway... the sucky thing is... that I have to go to Maryland School for the Blind for an evening thing tommorow... So... while I'll have FC, I won't be able to update about it. It won't say anything until I read the book. I'll write about it shipping, though. I'm so excited, I'm so excited... Hmm, I have to dress up as Copernicus tommorow... and I need some artifacts... Well, they haven't been updated in 10 days. They do. Well, I"m just worried that there are Origin people out there... I yelled 'EAT THIS WIZZY' when I picked up some money on the ground, once... Chris, you're a real H@cker D00D... An interview? Sounds like a scam. Dan "Akkbar" Hardwicke? Haven't you ever been to a pr0n site? Sooo... False Colors weighs one pound... Guys! I have one hell of an update! There's a magazine with pictures of the WC action figures. I'm heading out to get it now, just reserved a copy... Gotta go NOW. Either really great or really bad, depending on whether or not I can get my scanner to work. I saw some Wing Comander action figures today... My copy of False Colors is in Edison, New Jersey. wait, no, it departed Edison, New Jersey and is on its way here. I love the UPS shipping thing. I should just order stuff to watch it mvoe around... No, that's a Pilgrim Cross that Blair wears... the Pilgrim has one too... it's a hidden knife, a knife & sword company is making replicas. :o My UPS thing changed... No, it's like a hidden knife. I'd better save up some money specifically for these 10... Anyway, I have to be Copernicus for a period tommorow:/ I'm not ready to be Copernicus. No, Delance, they're based on the little known 'Wing Commander: Pie' franchise, it's just a coincidence that they look like the movie people... In theory Chris will be here before he goes to school... Just flipped through it. I have to leave soon, mailed yall to let you know that I got it. You know those morons who say 'Well, the Victory Streak is a misprint, the dreadnought is 2.2 km long!!!!!! I |ike girlz!!!!!' ? That sucks, why does he get to meet you and I don't? Damnit, and I got FC and want to talk aobut the figures and stuff. Okay, seeya Highline? That sounds drug related... suckassWCN. The US military is testing a new type of nerve gas, designed to disrupt the electron transport chain and kill nearly instantly... But they day Priv2 was released was in October... Interesting... Chris is gonna be back in a few hours... a magazine, 3 novels, a junior novel, a confed handbook, 8 figures, 2 vehicles, some masks, some artwork... Oh, a pilgrim knife, definatly need that... But I know that McCubbin said he wasn't really going to pay much attention to the games when he was doing the handbook. Damnit, Lev's coat needs a few more votes to hit #2... There are Kilrathi SWACS craft in False Colors. they're Zarktoths. Well, I'll be looking forward to Pilgrim Stars late 1999... and the first Wing Commander product of 2000 is probably going to be the 3rd novel. * LOAF makes the ICQ noise See, Chris agrees... TV shows definatly come out first. You ever just change the numbers around in geocities to like wander aimlessly? I ended up in the gay area of geocities once, that was scary... I dunno... I think I will order some, though... Sooo, Chris, did you hear about the dreadnought? Erm... I read it, so it's in the past tense. Well... it's definatly 22km long. No more 'its a misprint!!! Vikctory streak sucks!!!' . its not really a spoiler, just something good. It just gets mentioned several times. I should mail him and tell him I liked his book... is his address the same as it used to be? Well, it's a major point of the plot that it's this incredible Kilrathi ship that dwarfs everything. And twice characters go "It's got to be at least twenty two kilometers long!" In writing FC Keith *definatly* played WC1/2 and read the older Forstchen books... I need to mail Forstchen too. It's not the real Dralthi... its an early 3D rendering. Well, it's the same yet angular. Hmmm... check Borders.com . Hehe, it has nothing to do with WC, I believe. Just in private, so I don't spoil it for people who don't want to know yet. FC rules. I'm selling and End Run... But we don't like NightStalker. Did you just write out your slap? Mmmm hmmm Mike Chow is a wanker NOw you can put it to autogreet Bear. Hey... Eagle has *several* bitches... Oh, just don't flood and you're okay... Hehehe "Come to #Wing-Commander..." Wow, Dund is having a three way with his dad and bro... that's so Dund... You zerk! He's the 'The Nexus has 3500 hits!!!!!' guy. Some of them... You pray to me, right Chris? Yeah, that sounds right... Mainly the FRLS Independance and the FRLS Mjollnir... Free Republic of the Landreich Ship, I believe... Hehe, I watched Goldfinger a little while ago... Freddie Prinze Jr. on tonight show on Tuesday... He doesn't have a fan club... and good morning. So... what's Priv2 Celebration day? What's the manual have in it? They *never* report news if we've found it first, because they don't want to credit us. /join #XXXChrisReidPicts I should jump into this toy argument... death is down there with the other acelets, now... "I won't see the movie because the toys have big plastic guns!!!!1" I'm taking the thing to school tommorow to scan... I like cotton swabs, but we don't have to op them... Hmmm, Wizzy has a personal homepage... He's a WCN jerkoff now... I want you to have FC. It feels weird. Usually I'm pissed because I get stuff a little later... and now strange fate has given me FC before its even possible to get FC... No, that's Commander_Brance. Brancer... USFMC. United States Fake Marine Corps An officer, I believe. Oh Hades, I have complete faith in you... ?notice ChrisReid Check that update! Good idea, Chris, we should camp outside the theater... 13 school days till X-Mas here! Yay! Oh, hey, Chris, maybe I should go to Seattle for the movie... 20? How is that possible, Hades? 5 days next week... 5 days the week after that... and then at *MOST* four more. What's better in a fight? A puppy or a robot? Think about that... When you cast your vote... Yeah... well you have a queen, loser. Thats because they charge you by-minute for 'net access so as to afford expensive security measures... Do they HATE her>? Enough to start a British Civil War? My god, there's going to be a British Civil War! I know, you're just trying to draw attention to yourself, but I must point out that your logic is flawed -- Origin has nothing to do with the WC Movie... You bastards! You just *LET* Americans come up there and kill your seals? Hey, if you two mated, you'd have seal killing brit kids.. A super-intelligent megawingnut... Can't even defend your own borders! But those Mexicans bring us a cheap work force, not steal our only natural reasource. I remember that Warcraft II level that was all seals... and I killed them all and no candians even tried to stop me... He's a troll, what do you expect? * Kofar drops a load of HCl on HadrianTheSeal now shrivel up and die to prove that you're the same as an seal... Wow, what happened here? Wow, I got a vampire... Anyway... the end of FC is very emotional... It goes... I've been working... Hmmm... maybe I can get you a copy... Hehehe, our UPN Affiliate showed a strange documentary on Lost in Space. Wow, what is it? Freaky... 3 messages? Where'd these come from? Unusual, to say the least... Anyway, yeah, I should go to Seattle... Who are these people? Have you checked origin.ea.com? http://www.becquet.com/etext.htm What *is* this? It has HOTT, FA and ER... If you had Forstchen's phone number, would you harass him? As for leaving my house, I did earlier today and it was sorta hellish... I wouldn't reccomend it to anybody else... Unfortunatly your friend is lying... * LOAF is working on his stupid Copernicus thing. That's a good idea... Wow, that's why I don't go to dentists... Tom Hanks is the best actor in history... Sleepless even Hmmm... anyway... I want to see his new movie. and of course, there's just five days until Star Trek: Insurrection. So, in five days we can finally make all those 'rection' jokes we've been planning over the last few months... Good luck. Dash, I always do that... I need a map of Eurasia... Cpl_Bus I talked to Dan from Dan's today... He showed me the new version of the site... No, 'cause its on his server and he'd see. But I took some pictures I need to send you... Hmmm? I saw 'cause he told me where to go. He wanted me to look at it with NS3. Not yet... but I'm mailing you these... I guess I should write those updates... One is the 'Claw, one is the Dilligent... It's the one we haven't seen before... Hmm, this may be the first time we've had profanity in a CIC update... Dinosaur eggs? http://www.trekweb.com/msgboard.mv You should build an aquaduct... I used to live right next to an aquaduct... Hehe, that's okay, Chris. I don't have a city... I have a stream, though... !Eagle-1 8136, to be exact... He has a weird voice... He doesn't sound like that in IKWYD... If he sounds like that in WC I'm going to kick his ass... figuratively, of course... Which of course means in action figure format... Oh, Chris, you using my news server? No, I just saw your post about not getting that spam. Erols does a really good job of filtering out spam in agwc... What if we capture a Kilrathi supercarrier, sneak behind enemy lines and then ambush it using captured Kat fighters? Dash, I've been kitting myself, CGI SUCKS! Our records indicate that we have received your freshman application for the fall semester 1999 for the College of Natural Sciences. We have received all documents required by the Office of Admissions. Once we reach a decision you will be notified by mail. Now I just have to wait... I'm pretty sure DA and FPJ are long separated, Had. I dunno, check www.utexas.edu Wow, you better start on that aquaduct, then... Wow, I hope you survive the night... Speaking of which, I'm going to be away tommorow afternoon... I'm going to be a sighted guide at the mall... Hmmm... you could just stab yourself with a pencil... Well, then you're not alive anymore. Hmmm... so what's our status? Just don't visit the WOO board. Nothing good comes out of the WOO board... Hehe, you still enjoy the company of men? Hmm, well, maybe I'll be there next year... Hey Had, I found Forstchen's number at the montreat web page. Richards is in the WCIV novel, right? I saw the Satanic Bible at a library sale.... You can watch them do it on the NASA channel... Hehe, well, we've got a bigger problem... There are a few problems with 'four years ago' and such, the editor didn't fix those... but the chapter dates and the dates mentioned work. and that's basically just around the beggining, that dissapears later on... Okay, go for it... Allright... I'm tired, though, I should leave soon... I'll update the shiplist first... DOOM! DooM ruled. I wish I still had a copy... Sooo... who's seeing Insurrection tommorow? It'll be the most rection-y movie of the year... Yeah.... where have you been? * LOAF came home early. Well, it violates Geocitie's use stuff -- mail them. Anyway, there's like a party here in half an hour, so I'm just waiting for that... Woo hoo... has Chris been here? Adam Adnams... and I can work in advertising... Also, during the war, I was an Admiral... Hehe, my mom took me home early so I could clean the bathrooms before people come here... Because man has associated a certain intelligence with cats that we haven't with dogs... Actually, nix my theory... the fact that Kruger got trapped on FAwcett's World *AND* stole Vance's destroyer are mentioned in FC. Wow, I'm back... It's more advanced than X, but it came before Z... Hey... I remember, the Brits think 'Z' is a 'Zed'... I saw Insurrection yesterday... I don't... think so... you think? Vance dies... but... comes back. Yeah, probably... he's that sort of person... Yeah, they don't contact him. I... don't think so... But I got the impression that he had some plan... And where's the 920 meters? As I understood it, the Belisarius thing was an excuse to get him back into power.. Tolwyn... I *think* he was actually worried about Belisarius... because we see him talk about that when it's only the reader seeing his thoughts... Well, it explains the Black Lance just as we've always done... he set it up to fight off future enemies... I'm *betting* that he wanted the war to continue... so man would evolve while fighting the Kilrathi... but it was Belisarius that forced him to end the war early, w/ Behemoth... (well, try to...) so, when the war was over, he had to start the Black Lance... The ending was quite touching, though... Tolwyns lines... Oh... well... it finally proved something I tried to a long time ago. That only noble kats have the words... because for some reason Fireclaw never gets one. Keith prolly has a system, which we'll have to work out... I like 'dai' better than 'nar' anyway... Maybe they define the next word... dai is a province, nar is a planet... I dunno what's with the Gratha, though. I dunno why they chose the name. AS too... in the intro... Well, at least we have a name for the shuttles now... Yeah, that was odd... at least we have proof that it's not an accident, now. Soo... what about that fake arm? I liked how they explained Kruger's backstory... And for the fake arm, they mention in the WC3 novel that he's been wounded, but nothing beyond that. Yeah.. I dunno why he's Max, though. Well, what's odd is that he was Hans when I corrected the Sparks stuff. When that woman mailed me... It was like... not really a story... as much as stuff that happens. Hans might be his middle name... Or a nickname... 'Hands' gone horribly wrong... Well... Hans is a common German name... But, he lied about his name in AS once, at least.... Hmmm... it's prolly just the friendly form... Whoooo You should have told him 'later'... Lets make WCNews cards out of our pictures, for our bios. You know, later, ladder... nevermind... Probably given to him because of his German sounding last name. It is, it torpedoed the Tiger's Claw. Erm, but anyway, he's "Hans" Kruger like I'm "LOAF" Lesnick... and the guy in the AS intro called him Hans because he wanted to sound big... like me calling Foshko Adam or something... My problem is just Spencer. Skip is short for Spencer, I believe... Hmm... anything else in AS? By which I meant FC. Not without the book here. I might Sig quote part of the end... I saw lots of copies at B.Dalton yesterday... Lemme go grab mine, one sec I smell lawsuit! I liked the Nietzsche references... and relating that to TPOF... He's an existential philosopher... beleived basically the same thing as Tolwyn in WCIV. Where'd you get Bhantkara class? Found 920, p.139 Found it. 392 You look like Joey from Friends... Except it's not you? Yeah... pretty good... I had Pizza for lunch:p http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/5820/lesnick.htm :o there are people with my name... Nothing... I'll have my mom check to see if the check has been cashed... Hmm, I'll check. I'll call them on Monday, too... Well... I'm gonna go to the comic book store to learn more about WC action figures... hopefully... be back soon. Actually, the Concordia *does* use its weapon. Watch a battle between the Concordia and any furball capship... it first a big red PTC ball that kills anything. Although we should note that SO2 points out that it takes forever to fire the PTC, and there's a Prophecy-esque chance that the Concordia will blow up when that happens;) Whoever remembered that the Oort cloud is in the Kilrah system... I'll have your children Actually, I believe Sparks becomes an officer in ER... Because if he goes back and is killed, we wouldn't get to fight him at the end of the game... that'd be sort of anti-climactic. I don't like dogs compared to cats. CATS are much better. I was also extremely disappointed when I realized that dogs are not as soft as cats. Christmas in summer would be like summer break in the winter... Hmmm... Southampton, didn't that get the crap bombed out of it during the war? Hehe, actually I just assumed that because all of England got the crap bombed out of it during the war... Which, I note, is your own damned fault, what kind of morons build a country so close to Germany? Hehe, actually I just assumed that because all of England got the crap bombed out of it during the war... Hehe, actually I just assumed that because all of England got the crap bombed out of it during the war... Which, I note, is your own damned fault, what kind of morons build a country so close to Germany? Which, I note, is your own damned fault, what kind of morons build a country so close to Germany? Hey, they never touched the US. Well, once... they bombed like Washington State or something. Where was it, then? No, they bombed the US. It was a pathetic little thing to prove it was possible, they used submarine based aircraft. Oregon. A E14Y1 dropped four 76 kg bombs in two attacks on the Oregon coast. * LOAF likes his WCP uniform. * LOAF has Spyder's jumpsuit activity down? How can you be here for two seconds and judge that activity is down? Gonna go nuke dinner, bbl. Nah, no new WC. Oh, I like Psych... Hey, Wh00pster I should do all these updates people have forwarded me... It's 7orange, and it has '101' written on the side in fur... If I were to go to London, would you go to London to see me, or would I have to search out wherever it is you live using an autogyro or something? Well, experiments in branding... Oooh, rocket skateboard... Hehe, like in 'Back to the Future'... then update the LMG page. Do I look like I have all the answers? Tee hee, only Delance would never have heard of women... It's a fan directory... Today... I finish the updates to the WCMovie site, I've been putting that off long enough. I believe there is... Organizing screenshots. Wow, Chris, can I have one of those? Nothing much, just general WC chat... I liked ST... it was fun... Although I know WC is better. Oh, I haven't been following this... I went with like ten people... but the theater was empty other than that... and it was the first show... Need questions and answers for the movie FAQ, and IMDB links for all the actors.. you know... You can kill me... you can bury my ideas... you can bury who I was... but there's one thing you can't bury... automatic drilling machiens that are powered by a lack of light... because they'd just keep digging themselves back up... Had: 1 star, 2 stars, 3 stars, 4 stars... Excellent... I'll have this movie stuff done soon, I hope... I want to get the new site up asap.... and, basically, kick DMS' ass. Hadrian Sings the Blues? It's a good idea, you did a lot pretty quickly. I don't ever use any... stuff... anymore... so I dunno Hehe, I like the commercial for asteroids. That's where I see myself in ten years... Hmm... maybe you could email him my address? I just haven't talked to him in forever, I wouldn't want to seem rude... I got a free WCIVDVD in the mail... you got my key blanks? Hehe, Sage tried to make a CGI-BIN today in class... Do people usually confuse her for a man, Tre? Hmmm... I think you're supposed to say "No, do they often confuse me for a man?" so you have to ask me if people confuse you for a man... Stupid Hades, trix are for kids... That's craptacular... * LOAF_News slaps ace with little Lisa's sweater GO GO GO! I just assumed you'd go. Hey... I got mail from that guy... He had a lot to say about... that thing... I'll... forward you a copy... Heya, Mr. Roberts! private... I think... Yeah, I just had stuff tonight... anyway, I'm going to bed, I'll talk to you in a few hours maybe... Hey guys. Sorry, I haven't been here... I sort of have the cold from hell... Wow, but if you were in Vietnam, a sucky roomate would be a good thing... Except the fuzzed out porn channel doesn't come on in the day anymore:/ It's like the international channel rightg now... Hmmm, I was just hoping she'd die or something... We tried to start a war to get news for the CIC once, but Cpl Hades wouldn't attack Scotland for us... I wonder if Blue from Bluesnews is there yet... Well, no Iraqi hits to the CIC, so we can say offensive stuff I suppose... I'm happy, we're whooping Iraqi ass... When I said we, I included you... I wish Tony Blair was president... Also, to prevent Iraq from producing weapons... But as long as we blow up stuff, I'm happy... I'm sooo tired of us threatening to attack. I haven't been here much... since I still have The Cold From Hell... I don't want to go to UN Happy Fun Day with all those damned foreigners... NBC keeps rerunning some pretty cool explosions... they're 'exclusive' explosions, too... I want to make Dund talk to girls... We don't want to prove anything to them... we just want to kill them... I think they have it at matthewlillard.com. Wait, they don't have it. Just a note saying that he's in it... I've been sick... still sick... I've been at home for three days just lying on the couch... I have a doctors appointment at like 4, though, finally... I've just been coming on to update, mostly... It's... the 18th, I think... Classes start August 25th... Good thing she's fictional... I mean, if she was real, she'd prolly be pretty pissed... FC wasn't as much a wonderful story as it was a good description of the WC universe... He obviously faked his death... Hehe, he's Richards... the most likely candidate to do that... Nah, it's probably something more sinister. How do you hold a system like that? Wow, that was a quick movie... I don't think she's the one with the time problems... bbl. Hmmm... I forgot... but I'll call on Monday... My school has a budget, I believe... Well... work on that... I like reading them;) Anyway, my brother brought home 60 years of school papers, I've got to help him sort through those... bbl. My guess is that Kilrah is blue at some point in the year... the plants probably change color or something. Wow, why haven't we gotten any hits today? Wow, you're the second person wanting me to lick something today, and it's only 6:39 AM... I turned it in several months ago. Hehe, I should talk to him. I didn't send mine to ballman... Like you don't think it when you type your email address. Oh, Tony Blair... he's cool... I can't believe they stopped blowing up Iraq... I want a Kofar... because, hey, Kofar... Yeah... he was spamming his ing timeline in agwc... Yeah, we should all go to Viper... I like saying Pikachu... Yes, but they'll bring them back in the future... Stupid Raptor... BW pride... I suppose I should go meet him if there's ever a BW Pride rally in DC... because you can't get video screenshots from DVDs. What's Johnny's new email? Who wants a special prize? Special Prizes are on the way! Oh, I think Keith's 'escorts' are Light Destroyers... Did you get your prizes? Forbes: (apologizing to deveraux) Sorry..sorry. I was just showing off a bit in front of Maniac. Hehe, this is gonna be a good movie. Bossman gets mentioned in the movie. Hehe, according to Dan Blair asks at the bar about Bossman and everybody pretends he died in battle... DAmn him for putting my name on that... Well, I'm going to do the best timeline ever period, so I'll show him. Yeah, work is progressing well on the encyclopedia... As long as I finish it before... I go to Texas... I'll be happy... though... I've never seen most of them in PBMs. Damnit, I want the movie more than ever... www.wcnews.com/loaf Tricks are good... Hmmm... my brother got Mark Hamill's autograph in the mail... Wrote to him, apparently... they used to have an address at markhamill.com. Name is spelled wrong, though. Gravin Lesnick Awww, put him in. Apply to Hades. Oh... make him a disgruntled man... * LOAF liam's Octopi's hunt He wants you for your body, Mav... "I'm 18/f and all I'm wearing is a t-shirt"... I don't think anybody can pick up a chick called Christa... * LOAF can't want to get a toy Rapier and a toy Dralthi... (G) Angel has some great dialogue in the movie... Lazarus... Geeze, Chris, you're an idiot, you've never heard of Hans Kruger's merchant ship from Action Statiosn? . Yay, go for it. Awwww, can't we just blackmail people? I'm this (|-|) close to getting a copy of that script, I can feel it... Pray... mp3.loaf.net You should have added something about Wizzy's sister... I am a mechanical, I am a mechanical, I am a mechanical man! Hey. Did I miss anything in my bio? Nah... I don't have... wine... and... cheese... and bread... Actually, nevermind, I have all of those... Hehe, I still have a copy of the original CIC. I mean my old WC page. We need CIC badges... Or nifty ID cards... "Ben Lesnick, CIC Staff, I need to inspect your skirt..." Under what age? Hmmm... wait, we're not supposed to drink? Damn! Add that... Welcome back! Brought to you by the letters F and U. I have a Christmas tree... Same... been working on encyclopedia stuff today... Anyway, I've been snowed in all day... We prolly only got 3 inches but... erm... I'm in the woods. Well, Half Life, bbl. Thunderbolt? Hehe, now say 'back'... WB Chris WB Crid wb Chrissy WB Sloop well... I'm going to bed, bbs Wow, you're working on Christmas? 3DO was sorta different... the 3D0 company designed the tech and several licensed several different companies to produce 3D0 companies... like 3dfx. The PrivPoll? You can use a different browser, if you have one. That's what I did. To hide from Karl Karl's everywhere, man..l. Anyway... what's up? How was Cridmas? What does that detect? Massive alien forces have been detected Christ! I hate today... Yeah, once I install it and stuff we can have a threesome... but I'm playing with my vibrator right now... Did you get my mail, Chris? You guys are some of the best friends a guy could have, merry Christmas... I got the idea because my brother mailed movie places asking for press kits to review movies... and they sent them to him... that and the fact that there was an email address at HarperCollins.com to mail to do reviews... If for some freaky reason the WC movie was incredibly popular... and the toy line was expanded to Star Wars proportions... eventually they'd have to make a Ben Lesnick action figure... It's been so long since I seen ya... I'm massively good... What am I? yeah... I should mention Peter Telep's Descent thing... I loved that game. I never got by that mission where there was a duplicate Enterprise... Did you read False Colors? Am I the only one who thinks its sorta freaky that the only time Boomer replies to stuff at agwc is Christmas morning? Stupid scripts... There was some good stuff in MKW8... all telepath stuff, though, and I have this thing against telepaths... MKW7 is the one with the weird story in the past, I think... You can. I'm not familiar with it... I have... a bunch of Star Trek books I got at a library sale, but I've never read them... my brother buys the hardbacks when their appear for like 3 dollars at the fronts of bookstores... I got... a little recorder for recording the WC movie audio... My dad got a CD-R, so now I can R CD's... I got a laser pointer... I do a lot of presentations and things. Also I like harassing animals... What about movie theaters? "That's the Tiger's Claw, everybody!" I only have ten days:/ But now that I've been accepted somewhere, I don't have to worry about school that much anymore Wait, Chris, what's it picking up? Is it Boomer? If I had to pick a favorite mermaid movie, it'd be 'the little Mermaid'... Yeah, I'd kill people who did it during the WC movie... I suppose I'd have to use a silencer... so they wouldn't remove me until after... Speaking of which, I got From Earth to the Moon on DVD... now I just need 12 free hours... Well... on one hand... Tom Hanks is the best actor ever... on the other hand... that movie sucked... WCIII carriers got a class... Yeah... it can say 'cool!' whenever anybody says 'I got' I've got a horrible disfiguring disease! Yeah, Had... 920 meters, 8 turrets... Snakeir are the SM2 carriers that Hhriss fly off... But Snakeirs are like only 600 meters long. Although the guide thing will probably screw up the length... Yes. And what are the chances that they remebered SWC's manual? I mailed HarperCollins to see if the CIC could get a copy to review... should be available in February, though... Well... apparently he talked to Peter Telep about the guide... And Peter Telep cared enough to look up everything, and McCubbin will be forced to go with what Telep did... Woah, waht a scoop... Well... Chris and I talked about some movie stuff which sounded cool... Erm, not you, movie action figure stuff, SXGlory sent it to us... Stuff about the Rapiers, mostly... being like WWII fighters, w/ tracers and the way the take off... I'll update about it... lemme paste it in here... What's so Oh-My-God, Johnny? Jim Carazy? I'll write an update when I get back, brb My brother is reserving the stuff for me at his comics place... It'd be so cool if they'd send us the books early. and gawd, I can't wait for these figures... Just got back from a little family conference. Erm, anyway, according to my brother figures are packed 16 per box... which means that each box has 2 sets of 'em... I'm going to the comic store when it opens tommorow to ask whether or not they're ordering a shipment... if they are, I'll reserve one... if not... I'll buy a case... Who's updating right now? WC movie toy stuff... I really have to apologize for this next thing. my mom never sent the check to MF7... I found the envelope downstairs... so... I'll have that in the mail tommorow... Hey Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin, Devin You haven't? Wait, WC cases are of four... Why not mail Don Perrin and ask what they had intended in the WCIV set? Oh, I updated that thing... Wait... What are YOU going to do with a joystick? Did you ask Kimbers to call Janessa? Hehehe, Neil Young. Hehehehe, well it was nice of you to get him something... Hehehe, can I do it too? Dan... Ass Kicker 637... Who is Ass Kicker 637, and why's he more important than ace? Yes! I beat Celina! * LOAF kisses Chris passionatly * LOAF blinds Hades with HIS INCREDIBLE LIGHT PEN * LOAF blinds Hades with the :D emoticon! Gathering up files for my first CD-R... WCA episodes, WC1/2 Demos... patches... SO fiction... WCIVPSX site stuff... req'd graphics... I'd have to install it first... Well... I guess I'd better open the box, then... Lemme turn on the vibrating chair... CD in! * LOAF has lots of news... Afterrr... and there's like a helo-plane at the top dropping stuff? Anyway, I went to the comic book store... Grabbed a copy of previews, there's stuff SXGlory didn't bother to copy, and asked the guy... he said he had been planning on ordering some figures, and he'd order the vehicles for me... I said "Oh, great, can I reserve them?" and he said sure, put my name and number on a piece of paper w/ a list of all the stuff I want and he'll put it in my brothers reservation box... So, I listed the 8 figures, 2 vehicles & the starlog special... and then I look around the store and find this Britihs magazine with a four page article on the making of the movie Kilrathi lots of pictures and a long interview with people, I'm gonna transcribe it... then I get home and there's a copy of the February CGW w/ a review of Gold... its actually a review of Descent: Free Space: Silent Threat, Hardwar and Gold, and Gold beat the other two... Anyway, I have lots of stuff to scan... This article is so dashed long... except now I have to scan all this stuff. The article is interesting... spoils the end of the movie, but it's interesting. I have to go scan something in the other room, be back in about 20 mikes... Ahh, I'll finisht his later... Nut-san Heya SX. Thanks for the info, SX. I went out and bought a copy of Previews, and reserved the WC stuff in my box... Yagar... not sure... It's NOT Yagra. I saw the article about the B5 game, but I haven't read it yet... Yeah, I know... he said that a long time ago. He's a fan... so is Robin Williams, apparently... and Freddie Prinze Jr . F'ing scanner isn't working very well... going to move it to my computer soon, I hope... I can find it in a second, gimme a minute. Ko-Bar Yagar 41 That Cav moron for one... Rumor about a comic book? Haven't heard it, AFAIK no comic company bought the rights. * LOAF opens up a bag of Pikachu on Hades' ass I'm really excited about the books, though... Not just because I'm in them. The Guide will be uber-cool too... Where'd you hear that? Do you have last months previews? Oh, sorry about last night... the power went out all night... Yeah, right on a family gathering. The script would be cool, I got promised a copy a long time ago... if I ever actually get it and they don't sell a copy, I'll transcribe it... a *LOT* has been cut, so it'd be cool. A WC:DVD with extra scenes would be cool. Hmmm... from who? Erm, who's putting it out? What does the December Previews say about the WC books? (page 281 & page 280) Oooh, hard cover WC novel... Does it have little descriptions? And is there a hard cover novel? Hmmm, I'll do like 6 updates and call it my community service for the week. Oh, Hades, I'm very miffed at you. Kickass, my dream justified, a Hard Cover WC novel. Yeah. 'Sci Fi & Fantasy Models' had a kickass article about the Kilrathi from the WC Movie... They're black and white and my scanner sucks, *BUT*... they're nice looking shots of all the different kats... Well... Telep's gotten clearance for the second book already. Pilgrim Stars... I thought it was odd that they'd already given him the green light for PS, but... Wow, that's a metaphor... don't tell Haess... The January issue of Sci Fi & Fantasy Models has an article about the Kilrathi... it's a British Magazine and you're British. YOu should have found it instead of me, and then I wouldn't have had to type it up. Getting freaky errors, lemme reset, brb. They aren't? My cats ate the good Xmas cookies and left the crappy ones... No offense Had, but when they ask you to write the sequal to "I still know what you did last summer", please don't... because it'd suck... That's the scary thing? Hehehe... anyway... my fingers hurt... Hehehe, the article about the Kilrathi is sad. Because Chris Roberts told us how awful the Kilrathi are and how he had to cut them out of the movie almost entirely because they look so stupid. And then these poor designer people are boasting about how cool their Kilrathi are. Hmmm... I can't get a new computer until August:/ Yeah, some freak was asking me about that earlier... Hmmmm... maybe it's Tony Blair's fault... I told him you were dying of incurable cancer and wouldn't be able to update until you return to earth in a new form... Obviously, he wasn't really a WC fan, as he didn't understand that a cure would be discovered any day now... Some guy asking me when Chris would update Trivia... Lemme install it now... erm, and I'm back... Installed and registered, brb... How was the stick? Hehe, sucker, I got all my porn this morning... what should I do? There's me... Okay... got my tech tre... and my Victory Streak... just in case I'm number four! I'm number four! I killed two units! We could have a birthday party for Mr. Pibb... gotta call somebody, bbs Hehe, I have to clean my room. We have to seriously think about Austin. I check into my dorm on the 20th... (of August) 25th... but I'll prolly be in Texas for a while before then, in a hotel or something... No, I'll stay closer... there are two hotels I can get into for free... Busy for a few minutes before I can check... Which means that if you want you can fly into DC and drive there with me and my family That cheat works on 3DO... nowhere else. Hehe, you'd drive back with my family. Not really... Samcat may be coming too... Hey Chris, if I get married will you be the best man? Oh, okay, cause Hades and I are getting married... right Hades? right LOAF, honey Hah, ace is many things, but he's no Nazi officer... Hehehe, I remember Foshko was talking about the 50 extra Black Lance uniforms and not knowing what to do with them. 'we probably should have given them to a hate crimes group or something' . You're wearing the dress... Hey Chris, did you get a WCIV DVD? Mmkay, then the extra goes to NutBoy... * LOAF_RoomClean is away 'ave a picture of Celina? Hehehe, well, I was saying that I check into my dorm on August 20th... Nah, not right now, I've got to eat. My desk is clean, my bed is made and my books are organized... I don't have an under to my bed... Haven't gotten it yet Wow, I wouldn't want to lose my shmlock... Back... with the ultimate sandwhich... You son of a bitch! When they hang you, I'd better damn well be the person who pulls the switch... and a bottle of rum... I'm just being dramatic, Dund. No... practicing for LOAF: The Movie 2 Well, and stuff blowing up and sex... You are? I don't even know who you are... Half the people in this room are named Chris... Oh, Chris isn't here... Yeah there is, Christopher... Anyway... I need to go eat the ultimate sandwich, and thusly must bid adieu too all of you staffers, fanatics, fans and freakish Seattle-friends-o-Chris... We're not idiots? Jessica Dubroff, 7 year old pilot, was flying an F-117... Are you messing with 'the man'? I'm going over the Wc1 script... Nah, the Wc1/2 guide explains all of that... Same question... Hey Hades, when's your birthday Oh, I bought this calander book thing so I'm putting dates in it... No, I really didn't. I'm working on encyclopedia stuff... and noting stuff for the WC movie argument, when it comes... Basically... I will be done for the movie... but I won't release until after the movie stuff has been added... I played a little starcraft last night... Cpl Hades killed in storm! Yeah... I played the first bunch of levels... and a skirmish game... Well... the first time I died really quickly... and then I set it for 2 AI instead of 1 and they just fought eachother and nothing happened. They don't? They did... Well, lemme go contiue my skirmish... then I'll work on the enc a bit more... bbl... Obviously you're forgetting (Red)Delance's Hot Date(/Red)! Actually, he was born in California... Well... I got the definate impression that while he vocalized his compassion early on in the book (talking to Jason about the conspiracy) he definatly didn't believe what he was saying... (he 'thinks' about how he's really just covering his own ass, and then there are a bunch of points where they try to show us that he doesn't care anymore... like the construction pod thing)... Interesting email. The German HOTT cover is taken from some real story. erm, other novel. Hey... we are... if you assume that Trelane and ace are different people... ThErE n0 mIn0r|tYs iN wC!!!!!! I don not want 2 starrt a flayme whore, but there no min0orities in WC!!!!!!!!! Actually, "Flayme_Whore" would be a good nickname... Hades, you need a good nickname... Can I send you sections for editing as I finish each system? I just wanted to say eek so my box would quit going 'PING? PONG!'... Some idiot probably thought that was funny when IRC was invented... Maybe IRC is perfect right now... Hehe, stupid #s-cers... Personally, I wouldn't accept anything at all (much less anything brown) from a fifty year old man who's love of starcraft and violent sex with little boys is unmatched... As an op, I don't like you... Hmmmm... I'd be interested in seeing a log involving a "c" e Do we have a poll for today? I'm thinking: "How many times will you see the WC Movie?" over&over/thrice/twice/once/never If looks could kill those ones would, it looks *THAT* good... Any women yet? we should start getting ready for the CIC first anniversary celebration... its not connecting, Chris Hmmm, if we all met on August 10th it'd be the first aniversary... Wow, Had... you're a pretty hot weatherperson... but you're not as hot as the weather girl on FOX here... Yeah, in the storm... that Hadrian made up... So... can we do that again? But you were the newscaster... Oh, yeah, there's no US in CNN... * LOAF feeds Hades a fuckwich All my life, I've searched for a use for the word fuckwich... and now I have it... Hmmm... can it be Trelane's Tip in The Day instead? Lets put all the TToTD's at the guild page and call it a day... Were they good movies? When they hang you, I want to be the one who pulls the switch... When they fry you, I want to be the one who knots the rope... Hey, I've got to go soon. In 3 hours. but we can play HL now... Hey Hades, do you really change currency soon? I have some two new hundreds and two new fifties... but no twenties... Oh... hmmm... but 'Euro' is a cool word for money.... Are any European countries completley getting rid of their money? Like Canada or Greenland or something? Have you gotten half a life yet? * LOAF_HL grins at Hadrian You made me turn off my music so you could reboot? DAMN YOU, CPL_HADRIAN There were some really good missions in there... for example, there's a shipyard strike mission where there are like half a dozen capships. (HELL in SWC, since the capships are much harder than normal-WC1.. A lot of the dialogue and such was taken from SM2, but there were interesting bits in there... I've got a copy of the script around here somewhere... Heya... got a bunch of icq's from you staffians while I was away, watchall need? Had "LOAF! LOAF! LOAF!"'d me and Chris "hmmm"'d me... Oh, okay. I figured something bad happened... That wasn't me... Oh, I have some uberupdates... one involves scanning, though, so it'll be a few hours... Well... there's that awful review of WC:PG at AVault... which I have something pretty to say about;) There's some WC articles w/ major revelations at Cineflex.com... including new pictures... and there's an article in this months Wizard with a movie picture... Uhm, so dibs on all of that. Oh, I have something about the HOTT novel... That, my friends, is what we call an update... Working... on... updates... text done... need to do picture stuff... I guess Chris isn't coming back... Bondarevsky & Ivanova were both born on Razin, which was a Russian colony in the Alpha Centauri system... Freedom Filght was so... kiddie (G) Peter David seems to write at velocities approaching the speed of light, it seems like he has something new every week. Yeah, I posted a bit this morning... more than I usually do... I thought the Starlog thing was pretty cool... that'll probaby be the first WC Movie product we see... Haven't heard from HC yet... but I already ordered an official magazine locally Hmmm... do you have comicbook shops around you? Forbidden Planet is where all British people buy everything:P A friend of mine who works at EB says they didn't have plans to stock them... But, its impossible to get a straight answer from TRU You're lucky of you can find an English speaking employee That's great, Nutso... EEE! Spooky is a nice guy, but damn, his .sig is annoying Did the snowman get melted today? The latest, from WCN! Wizzy did something fun this week! Check back for another exciting update in 30-60 days... No, it's crap... Now, friend, why are you arguing? This is a friendly channel... Oh, just paste it all here. Is 'I finally figured out...' just some morons whining about how horrible their lives were because WCP wasn't WCIV or is it something real now? Haess already did... Eag brainwashed a lot of people. Uhm, of course, because I can't play my favorite CD and do anything with my CD drive at the same time.... Okay, start interrupt our current conversation to talk about mp3s. Wow, that can be the title for your first pr0n film... Wellll, I'm gonna go emulate stuff, bbl. Can't. hades should do it, he's British. Hehe, of course, the others are all on the akick list. Yeah, WCP didn't take place in alien space at all... There are no good schools in Maryland, why would you go here? When I know the secret. What's the real secret address? You'd better not be fucking with me, brb. Shouldn't you be in college now? I told you about the job, Hades. Must... screw with Akk... Why is it that a sizable portion of the internet is devoted to people making up rumors about the tomb raider movie? Hehe, why does everybody want to work for Origin? Firaxis' isn't at Origin's building, is it? I'm playing the gameboy ROM. Oh, I have WC SNES... & SM1... I thought you found me WC1... Oh, that's Wizzy's crap ass design for it... it sucked. Yeah, but its been out forever. MI? Ooooh Diploma Frames! No, I'm waiting for somebody to come over... Oh good, hits are going back up. The lack of hits is probably because college students are all at home... so it should stay down for a few weeks. Wow, I never looked at those pics you sent me. Akk looks very different in that pic... sort of like one of the Beverly Hillbillys... Hmmm... one thing is sort of scary... You have the exact same expression on your face when you're with Akk as you do when you're with Celina... My god... somebody from the Canadian Meson Research Institute visisted the CIC recently. When are you going to Maryland? Dash. Well, I guess I'll be here then, maybe... so remind me and I'll buy you a drink... Where will you go to college? MIT is nice... but why go to an Academy when you can go somewhere good do ROTC? Must... go find... giant... chocolate... bar... brb... Agreed... Well, I'm gonna go play Pokemon some more. bbl A little thing called Double you see eh... Can't you just have it like play a little wav file of Blair going 'all of them' instead of ahving that huge list? Hehe... my littlest brother, Gavin... No, I'm with somebody... What... happened to... the zones? the font is changed. Oh, wait... its me... for some reason all the zones have a weird large blocky font for me now... no... and it's just zones... Oh well, I'm working on the new movie site today, again, finally... Gharakh God damned egotistical QT3... Fucking plugin I installed eysterday thinks its the plugin for *EVERY TYPE OF FILE*... Uhm, F-22idiot, you can't possibly accuse SX of taking anything too seriously when you wear a flag on your shoulder... And if your military was made up entirely of 1812 & 1917 veterans, where would you be today? Oh, I had a close encounter with a mac freak yesterday... Yeah... Samcat had forty dollars of credit at Funcoland, so we went out at like 8 to grab some WCs... Aren't you the thespian/Canadian F-22 pilot who harasses Hades on IRC? and we went to like this used software store near there to search for... more WC's... and this hippie guy was asking the clerk where the Mac software was... and they said "I'm sorry, we don't carry mac software anymore, it just didn't sell well enough"... and, much like an evil villan, he yells "You're making a big mistake! You know the iMac just came out, right?" and storms out... Erm, so then we went to CompUSA, to buy some blank CDs... and we're searching through all these piles of CD's that don't have pricetags when we see the same guy, in CompUSA's pathetic little mac section yelling "Where the is the employee assigned to this area?" over and over... I'm guessing it was Dundradal in 20 years... Yeah... it was... Speaking of freaky.. that's freaky *** Cpl_Hades (balmond@sis-mod12.oasis-net.co.uk) has joined #WCNews Eyy, Tee, Eff, Double You Is it next year in the land of Hades yet, Hades? Eeeeek, there's a land of Hades? Good, go read it. Hmmm... I told the government I need money for a new computer... Gamespot says that anybody who tries a Mutalisk Rush is in for a big surprise... I say that anybody who can say 'Mutalisk Rush' with a straight face needs a big suprise... I'm pissed off with everybody's .sig but mine and Chris'... Although Chris should put my quote in his sig... I dunno, what's your .sig, Nutso? That's not a sig, it's a f'ing... signature file... I think you're talking about the future... a better future for all of us, both man and... I'm going to strangle the person who thought up 'kil'... Dund! I met one of you! Yeah, there, it's in the book... You didn't *work* there. He was like yelling violently into the void. At CompuSA (the second place I saw him) he was just yelling because nobody was staffing the Mac section. At the first store he was like threatening the person who told him that mac stuff didn't sell well enough for them to stockit. Workingonmoviesite! Hades, you're my favorite mistake... To do an oversized Wing Commander ‘fact book’ HarperCollins selected Wing Commander alumni Chris McCubbin – who’s resume includes the documentation for several Wing Commander games, as well as multiple Wing Commander official guides. Is that the right use of 'alumni'? Or should it be 'alumn'? 'ave you come to watch Maverick fuck with #S-C? Hehe, Wizzy's gay diary got taken down:/ I think we're all banned from #WC... No, not anymore... on most servers they let you have one... According to Borders, the WCMovie adaptation is 256 pages... and the Movie Jr. Adaptation is 128 pages... and according to the author, the only difference is that the jr novel has had all the sex removed... I wonder if advertising secretops.com is spamming in #W-C... because it's on the same server as wcnews.com... That's because your over eleven... you don't turn him on like the kids who do anything he says do... He'll probably assign one of his bitches to give you a talking to, like Apoc got yesterday... #Wing-Commander is a lot like #Teen, except you have a much better chance of talking about Wing Commander in #Teen... Alternatively, #Wing-Commander is a lot like #!!!!HotGaySex, except you have a much better chance of having hot gay sex in #Wing-Commander... Anyway, what month did we do the update w/ mail from McCubbin? I'm trying to write a good desc of the handbook for the new movie page... Chris McCubbin wrote ever computer book ever, apparently He also turns water into wine... Oh Dund, we don't care what's going on #W-C We *KNOW* the novels aren't fake, just let it be. Just... playing... for #W-C spy... There's a #S-C spy in here... must act pretty... ten thousand... Did you do a breakdown? Kickin, show me your goods... I know that, but it doesn't sound cool that way... (note, I only know that because I get yelled at all the time for calling it the imaginary number e..) I'm sure he can. He's a practical indian... Murragh... Just hits... AFAIK... Origin kept a log of ips for a while, but I don't think we do that anymore... Speaking of flame zones, I hear CBF was going to publish his book but has decided to hold out for more money;) I LOVE YOU CINESCAPE! I dunno where you're from... where are you from? Where should I know you from? Yeah, directed by Kevin Smith... I dunno, I don't know when I said that. by which I mean, dibs on that update. bruhahaha... next month we're melting a pikachu... The CIC isn't just about Wing Commander... it's about melting stuff... at least it is now... www.wcnews.com... I'm not an ace... I don't violently hate the aces as much as I used to... if that's any help... No, I don't hate them... Taco Bell’s ultra-popular spokes-animal, the talking chichuahua may be making the jump from commercials to a full half-hour show, according to the Ultimate TV website. The entertainment industry is uberfuckedup... I fight with lots of people at posting boards... Why, I used to fight with Chris... and now we're lovers! By which I mean, friends... seventeen show it to me, baby Show me the numbers. I had an idea for the ascilotriptostolene update... Need... more... FAQ questions We are so going to whoop dan's page's ass. Oh, I don't even visit SOZone... Just put a link pointing people to the /zone/ Wow, same... except I wouldn't use that term... He sold me some CDs... Bokoth nar Kiranka. The ship's called the Grist'Ar'roc, and its captain is Thiraka, he, too of the Kiranka Agreed... 99 will be better. Oh crap... I lost my WS_FTP... including my CIC login stuff... can I get somebody elses? GUYS! This is important... Chris! Dash it, what's the wake up Chris command? Chris! Had! 269 movie pictures organized... Chris, when youg et back, can you send me a copy of WSFTP and the CIC login stuff? Please. bbs No... it'll be much better. WE'RE GETTING A MOVIE!!!! WHOO! 99 will be the BEST year! Movie! Toys! Online game! Books aplenty! COLLEGE! Chris! Chris! Chris! Pilgrim Stars will be out Q3/Q4... No, Book 3 is early 2000. Q2? The end of school! No, Q2 may be the movie coming out on video/DVD... if it's a DVD it'll have lots of stuff. And hey, if the movie is popular there'll be LOTS of stuff. Stuff like a second series of action figures... Well, yer not getting a new game. Speaking of people who aren't getting any, Sivar! I'm getting some... I just want to do it in a completely factual manner and explain it later, so we can blame 27th century historians for simply getting their data from the CIC... as soon as I eat dinner, get this set up and get my order into barnes&noble.com There, ordering 40 bucks of WC stuff from barnes&Noble... young novel, adult novel, guide & official magazine, all overnight... Time to update some ass... Well, the #Wing-Commander campaign to kick out everybody who goes to #WingNut is nearly complete... Beth from ATFW is the woman gamer... Dund is such an idiot. Hehe, my sister is drawing the creatures from Half-Life... No, February... Because he doesn't know what hyperbole is. He's thinking of hyperbolic orbits... but he's a moron. http://wingcommander.gms.lu/The-Movie/pictures/other/wc139.jpg wait, is it the guy who stands next to Tolwyn in the trailer? Who has the trailer? Watch it and check to see if that's him... Is it Tolwyn, Paladin or Gerald? I did stuff. one sounds like 'shitmill' and one doesn't No, I can do it if you want Apoc is *SO* young... Eeek, I'm going to anti-NYC next year I'm practically 18 and I can't drive. Hmmm... well... I have a license... Who'd win in a fight, the Saved by the Bell kids or the Saved by the Bell: The New Class kids? it's funny... an entire year has gone by and we haven't even gotten an answer to that one all important question... Actually, Dund, I'm not as attractive, or as a girl, as I've let on... Ahh, if only that were how 'You've got Mail' had ended... You just know he went to grab his vintage MC Hammer CDs... I had a pepsi earlier... and a fruity treat... Hmmm, I guess I should blow that up like everybody else... No, it's all going to come at once... Also, I had part of a big hershey's bar I got for Christmas... by which, of course, I mean that I drunk eleven cases of beer... By 'Pepsi and fruity treat' I of course meant I had sex with eleven women and did hundreds of kilos of crack... I played Half-Life with my sister... by which I mean... oh, nevermind. He's just some ace-hole Wow, my ex was fictional... we were always screwing around... WC has a more sarcastic crowd... A case is like a million beers... I dunno, I can't stand the taste of alcohol. 'didn't' and 'don't know how to' are different... Wow, none of them grasped my sarcasm at all... * LOAF opens up a bag of pikachu on #WingNut eighteen... however you spell it. Awww, we can draw Dund out of fictional stupor by talking about the novels Awww, WCHS had nothing to it. WCHS had... the WCHS frontpage, the WCHS chat zone, two archived interviews and a large staff page full of fake titles for Akkbar. Oh, we've got the Ascilotriptostolene thing covered. Oh, Dund, have you heard from Keith lately? I've been *trying* to get in contact w/ Forstchen again, but he's not teaching this semester and doesn't have his .edu address right now... And lemme guess... she and her two attractice lesbian friends forced you to perform sexual favors as punishment? Like the Zu'kara portrayed in the CCG... * LOAF crossbows ace I went downstairs, heated up a day old bagel and put some peanut butter on it... one time I was heating up hot dogs in the dark and I dropped the plate on my toe, and it got all blue. That's pretty much the most exciting adventure I've ever had... Oh, except that time Chris and I stopped those gold stealing Nazi supermen... Never got your address, I dont't hink Zygoma Beach? Wow, you found LAUNCHIE God, I used to be hilarious. I'm like one of those sweet little tv kids who turned into a double murderer... like Alyssa Milano... Oh, I said something really intelligent about Monks earlier that should be in the book, but I don't have it logged... Hades, find it... the first one Me too... I'd go "Teacher, why can't I burn monks?" and my teacher would go "Shut up Alan and eat your hermit crap!" and I'd go "But its shell is too hard!" and they'd go "What are you, a fucking moron? You have to suck the damn thing out of the shell first..." thats, basically the story of my life... We could make a biopic about it... then we'd know whether or not I have cancer... I probably meant to say 'crab' MINT! Oh, Chris, I mailed lots of important people... and so did Hades Chris Roberts, Pete Shelus, Keith & Baen's PR person I mailed God... Yeah... WCP Lead Programmer... I figure it's time to start begging WCO people for tidbits... WC beats Toy Story! Wow, WCN is really desprate for hits... Oh. I usually suck up first... He's online right now, you know. Did Hades get a copy of Launchie? Hey Chris, you talking to Taser? Should I talk to him? Is there something you needed? Hades' mail was kinda... eckert... Yeah okay, we've both done a lot of work today. I'd like to have sex with four beautiful women and watch Das Boot first... I'll tell her you said hi She's gone to get her money to show me that she's saving to get her own computer No, I can't do anything multiplayer because I'm downloading WCA episodes to make a CD with. Okay... Had... If I got you an interview with Keith, would you? If I got you an interview with Chris, would you? No. Chris Carter, producer of the X-Files... Yes Chris Roberts. I have the other two roms now... if anybody wants them... they're just sort of in Japanese... Well, one bad day in THE MOST KICK ASSIEST YEAR EVER... Only in the sense that the CIC got 0 hits today. I loaded it at exactly 0:00, and there had naturally been no hits that day. and it couldn't predict that there would be any more hits, because every percent of 0 is 0. Hmmm, the second stupidest thing you can probably find in a Dune 2000/Sim City 2000 newsgroup... people asking whether or not their computers have the Y2K bugs because they installed Dune 2000 or SC2000. Yeah, remember when you were %_%_%_%_% for like 6 months? That was like when Byydo had all the extra y's... Sometimes the greatest people can have really stupid names. Speaking of the symbol nick of doom, I bought the novelization of A Call to Arms Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're a kat in FC... Hehehe, the Kilrah system map doesn't have Igrathi. You freak me like a Haesslich Then you can be a popular lounge singer on Deep Space 9... You... use the wheel to scroll. You have to install seprate software to give them wheel power, though I'm gonna do a WC Year in Review: 1998 thing. I'm gonna use WCHS & CIC updates to do it. Unfortunatly I'm missing most of May, June & July Ace, you joined the staff on Januar 12th. Using the false name "Nigel Millar" Brandon "ace-1" Strevell joins the WCHS staff, promising to "continue his exceptional tradition". To date no one has any idea what this means. http://introspect.wa.net/wchs/cr.htm No, it had Kris Kristofferson... Hehe, my brother's a big fan. He's all I hear about all day Wow, I took out 6 AI's during the AI rebellion... Hopefully, I'll have the movie books by the 18th... Uberlag caused by the fact that I'm downloading lots of WCA's at least... According to B&N, and they've been right about all the other early stuff they've predicted... Used to just give a month, but now it says that it "will be available January 15th" Can I play Half Life with yall in half an hour? I'd say what I said earlier, but nobody got the S:AAB reference What's Tre getting a rebate on? SB live sounds like a pr0n thing... "Watch our girls SB! Live!" Praise sh'allah! Russians! Suck! Ass! if I were the last man on Earth, and we had to mate to preserve the human race... would you, like, get drunk first? Actually, the proper response is 'how come you get to be the man?' The MiG's aren't MiG's at all... The Rapier's are f'ing British... I feel so sick... Because Magazines called them MiGs. Stupid Brits, don't make us save your ass like we did in double you double you two... Hehe, the shittiest DVD-ROM ever built was that one Chris and I made out of monkey feces... Yeah, we probably should have used cat urine or epoxy or something... You want time to speed up so you can't see the movie? Oh, Chris' sig... the one with his name... Yeah, IceMan would try to imitate the 'firstname, lastname' protocol set up by Chris Reid Why don't you want to see the movie? its the opposite of what you meant to say. Ace be one shrewd business nigga she's cute... kind of dizzy, though... I'M NOT SCREWING MY DOG! I saw a guy get killed today because he was black actually they should all be shot all I saw was 10 people screaming "die nigga!" she said to be careful, but I just went in as hard as possible, full throttle my mommy said I shouldn't do that kind of thing out in public..so now I do it when I'm on the web What ever happened to Steve51, anyway? I would like to kill..................................................................................................................................................deathlok Hehehe, I just get this sense that Chris didn't know what he was talking about during the jacking conversation. Oh, good. I already have all my WCcards.. Find the one where I tell you I hate Chris Reid Yeah, deathlok goes both ways. That god damned fucking swearscript was so fucking stupid... Holy hell, how long does it take "Crid" reid to get dressed? * LOAF plays some LOAF music, while standing on a BOX. Fall into ace-1... ell, I'm just a paradox. I'm the opposite of Captain Sheridan, I can't stand the sound of rain while I'm trying to sleep... No, a paradox would be a prapelegic paratrooper... But he can't walk or do anything once he lands... unless he's brilliant scientist Steven Hawking, in which case he can immediatly be cast in the enemy's version of Star Trek: The Next Generation... If I have one major flaw, it's that I don't have enough evil henchmen... Yeah... like a carrion minion without the carrion, although carrion is often optional... Thanks... my gratitude for your trust in me is endless... There's a DIFFERENCE...lace and ChrisMead are entirely original characters... Like Tremane and Haidrian... I used to have a lego empire... Benland... it wasn't entirely lego... the civilians were monstly plastic squids, lobsters and fish... and there were plastic army men and their support vehicles to defend our cities... Oh, by generic I mean just general realLegos rather than Tychos or anything... Yeah, their web page used to suck more ass than a robot version of myself... Well, I'll download as many vintage cars as I can, so as to get a more legal profession... Yeah, you'd probably be pretty happy if you had three women at once... of course, by the same logic each CIC staffer gets several thousand... Hehehe, yeah, he didn't even know it. He's like friends with this guy because he runs a used movie store or something, but it turns out that it's actually just a cover for a large scale pr0n operation... My older brother is the stereotypical Trekkie... but he's actually younger than I am... also, he walks around in a Lev Arris type trenchcoat and has a big plastic silver gun... Odd how there's no 5th dimension, but by simply buying 2 3dfx cards you create a sixth dimension... I'd better go work on the new version of LAUNCHIE... Did Chris forward you the old one he found? I guess Chris doesn't love you:( Yeah... all the computers in my house connect to a linux server that connects to erols... Eeeek! I know, I was organizing my CD's I don't care about, and woke up in a pile of jewel cases and shovelware... Soo... what's up? I'm at mday@daylight-productions.com... Mav, you don't KNOW people... you know some insects... dead ones which you've painted faces on... but they're not people... 4 GiGs ang GiGs of the hottest XXXChrisReid pr0n, go to altavista.digital.com Babies are funny when you bash in their skulls... *** LOAF is now known as Porn-on-the-Cob yeah, I agree... but everybody who's seen it has said that the beggining of the WC movie with the big attack is *incredible* ;) I'm just worried that since the books will be out next week, I'll spoil it for myself. I have to. I helped the author check his facts and he put my name in them. I'm so excited. Hehehe. Well... I'm hoping to visit Austin again when the movie comes out... Well, Heck's a f'ing moron. Thanks LOAF. If you were female and pretty, I could kiss you. But since that isn't the case, how about I send you some more WC1 pictures instead. Do you know if there's a SegaCD emulator yet? I have WCIII PSX, WCIV PSX & WC1 SegaCD and I haven't ever done anything with them. Not exactly like SWC... it was WC1 with full speech... Damned realistic 3D lighting, it's making it impossible to see the screen... Wow, 20 dollars is the most I've ever payed for shipping for anything ever... 4. They've used Broadswords as obsolete heavy fighters. You have them listed as bombers. Should I let them use Broadswords, or can you suggest a replacement model for an obsolete heavy fighter that privateers could have bought cheap and refurbished? But it would have been changing the WC universe unecessarily. Broadswords are heavy fighters in Privateer... My DNS is funky too, Hades... Won't let me connect to weird stuff at weird times This must be the Y1.999K bug... Lets start spreading ICQ messages about how the world is DooMed... All the PSX EMU's I found were like 'M3 & my m8s d3ciDEDEZ 2 m8ke PSXEMU!!!!!!!!!! It RUULEZ!!!!' Ahh, it won't work. WCIV is on the 'non working titles' page No, it's all C&Cy... Shut up, that was TankDog... When's it coming out? F'ing VOXEL game... Hehe, 10 bucks says that the only reason that mag still sells is because people think it's 'Crackaddict'... naturally, these people are high at the time of purchase... But there are only 11 mac people, and seven of them live in ditches... Yeah, mac people would be stupid enough not to understand the 'breaking this seal VOIDS WARRANTY' sticker... Only mac people would be stupid enough to buy an iMac... I dunno, I painted my room once and didn't need a copy of Byte... No, I don't think PC people would have any reason to paint their computer. They don't have to go "Uhm, no, see, it's red, it's a fire extinguisher" when people go "You call that a computer?"... You mean that actually happens? It tells me that my PAD plugin ports aren't configured Where would you get 5 monitors? I mean, "I have five monitors" is like so much less appealing than "people actually make software for my computer" Oh, it played the 3dfx schwang first. Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Holy crap, it played the EA logo. What are you doing? So does the next time there's a riot in DC. Well... spaceflight works, although the entire game goes very slowly. and there's no sound in FMV Perhaps you will son, perhaps you will.. TIME SLICE|||||||||| Maybe SO and WCP could meld... Then we'd get to see who played PG. Wow, of course I play with myself a lot, but I've done a lot more with it... Wooo, WC got surged... Go VOTE FOR WC... I don't understand the last two... are they just the planetary alliance and assembly of clans? Well, what can I do? Hades is making me look at pr0n! Unfortunatly not, I'd be disconnecting my entire house-network. Yeah, Hades, do that. Lemme see if other people are using my network... I mailed Neil Young... Notice and Sean (G) But you got that CC'd... I like the wcmzone, discussion is for the most part quite intelligent. Well, technically we already knew that, since it was in the first article we ever posted. It does look sort of like a Broadsword, but so does every Russian bomber except that huge ass tub thing... hehe, no, I admire the pilots who dared to fly Me 163's * LOAF hits Hades with WAR. I have a talent for war... Hmmm... Beth must be the LOAF of ATFW people, I've never seen that other guy update... Blue is the LOAF of BluesNews Somebody made the logo he came into #WIng-Commander and I was the only one htere, as Eagle-1 Thats okay, there's always Steve * LOAF goes to check his resposnes in alt.2cats.tied alt.felines.tied.together was all spam:/ I suggest a highly compressed neon spray... Top 10 reasons future WC's will be better than anything... 10) There won't be a 'WC: 2000'. As you can see, I'm obviously drunk, because we all know that when drunk the body's automatic reaction is to connect to IRC and immitate slurred speech... School sucks ass... I'm going to drop all my extra classes next semester... I'll drop three... Anyway, lemme go have a shower before B5, bb s Anybody here see A Call to Arms? Hehe, the VICTORY rams the alien super ship because her captain, an aging African American, would rather die defending his family than let Earth be destroyed... Hehehehe... I thought WCIII/ACTA was better than WCP/Thirdspace, though. We went to the undernet and had a historical re-enactment of #Wing-Commander... ace has the log... *** ace_away has quit IRC (Ping timeout) That's irony... It was strange and scary and weird, but it was okay... Well, I think that's the guy who's doing the music for Crusade... so... brb, hotpockets !LOAF hotpockets I... don't know, Chris, what's the topic? Hehe... oh, Chris, you'll be happy to learn that I've recommended that Rock shoot you.. We should probably also shoot Chris Reid, because he had about as much to do with the score to ACTA as Christopher Frank did. God, WCMZone is 176 percent more intelligent than normal Zone. Well, as much as you don't like ROck, I don't like Cav... He posts to the 'zone like he was ChrisReid, except he's an asshole. Lemme find Dan, he was all excited about the new music... HAHAHA, I got the best Spam. Imagine what I thought when I saw it in my mailbox. Damnit, what's with this log? Lemme try just restarting... Well, LOAF is actually giving up high school to finish the damned thing... I'm gonna drop 3 classes so I can lounge more... that's the ticket... No, I'm just dropping classes because I'm tired of school. In Russia a very common picture is a woman with a bruise on her face.But if a woman, thwacked,slayed or raped by her husband, had told about it to people, they could not help her.If she went to police - there they would burst out lauching. "Hello, Police, I've been slayed by my husband... what, why are you laughing?" Anyway, I think my life would be greatly improved if I owned a Furby... because I'd thwack somebody on the head with it, killing them and leading to a big court case over whether Furby's are really alive... and then if they are, it's not my fault, and if they're not, I'll sue the furby company for making me think they're responsible for their own actions... yeah, it'll be sweet... Heyaesslich I remember setting my Dornier 17 to have unlimited bombs in Battle of Britain years ago, and blowing up every base in England in like four hours of constant... bombing stuff... Hehehehehe, I used to make missions with like 8x8 waves of 8 P-80's each and I'd whoop some P-80 ass... Yeah, but those are Rapier II's (According to the KS manual...) Well, they don't always call the Thunderbolt the Thunderbolt VII;) and I went to this like... museum island in Germany... it was freaky, I saw strange strange things... like... an 8 inch disk... It wasn't as much an island as myuch as it was a piece of land surrounded by a river... an 8 inch disk... they had like 'The History of Data Storage' exhibit... Your freaky pr0n fiend is hanging around... He was here yesterday looking for handouts. Ask him how college is going. I'm just ordering some WC movie books so I'll be able to pretend I've seen more of the movie already... Oh, just wishing he was part of the group. You know, LOAF, why can't I be on the staff? The Combat Informakkbar Center He was probably curious... Yeah... after I screw up the visionary future of B5, I'm writing the sequal to 'Diary of Anne Frank', to work in Chris... Oh, that scares me too... Girls, that is... And fix your grammer... and spelling... and make it more professional.. and do what I say... and do it now... HAHAHA . Just kidding... flash back Hehehe, well, one of us ended up working with Origin and the other one ended up you, so I'm not bitter;) I never knew any girls, really Is it just me or did the Excalibur have Sean Murphy's trademark bridge? and was the scene of the Victory ramming the huge alien capital ship before it could destroy earth strangely remeniscent of the scene of the Victory ramming the huge alien capital ship before it could destroy Earth? and the Captain was an Eisen wannabe, complete with little poor children back home. Yeah, good point, I guess. Yeah, it'll be... in my hands on the 16th, hopefully... so... I can report to you... Ever hear a weird voice inside the back of your head... and you can't quite figure it out... and then you realize that you're wearing a radio headset thing? I'm really excited about the novel, and worried about the official guide... FC lacks Forstchen's political stuff... and it has a lot more military details... AS was pretty good... FC was better, though, more continious... they probably got somebody good to check some facts for them... Hey, what about these other people who aren't Chris McCubbin who worked on the movie guide? Maybe they knew what they were doing? Eeek, Akk and Byydo dissipated at the same time... BTW, that comment was in response to a comment that I looked like you and Foshko. Which isn't true... I'm way uglier than you Well, I would say, but he's always lurking... . He had me send him like 60 page of notes, and a copy of WC1 and lots of pictures of all the game stuff and he asked a million questions... See, if you were Blair you could have said that when Angel told you her callsign in WC1, and it would have been so much more romantic than staring at her as she recited stats about the Dralthi... hehehe, which reminds me, the CICPeople got a strange email from somebody... "I think in WC6 you guys should have this kid who is always trying to save Casey's life, and in the end succeeds but dies, this would make you feel sorry for him and hate the bugs moe" and then he went on to say "also, I think it would be nice if you were to cast me as this kid, because I am a good actor and my family really needs the money".. ChrisReid is his callsign... but he used to have a different one until an ace belonging to the Kilrathi clan holding most of the furball border planets took it... and I'm not talking about Bhurak! Yeah... I've decided to cast him in Wing Commander 6... Is there an Origin UK studio? That sounds pretty Voyagerish... You just wanted to say "Heypoc" like me... "We're meeting with the Hayakk delegation..." Hehe, oh, hey, Chris found your letter that came with the original WCP Map. Yeah, it was with the WCP map gif from wcp.com... from Johnny Guentzel of stellar cartography... The Enigma system is supposed to contain ‘a massive Black Hole.’ The Tanhauser Nebula is in the vicinity of the Trafalgar system. The Caliban Nebula is in the vicinity of the Caliban / Ariel systems. There is a nebula in or near one of the systems that WC:P takes place in. Hey, that last one isn't really true, is it? Hades extracted weird multiplayer stuff from WCP... Confed probably got them w/ the treaty of Kobar Yagar... or however you spell it... Football: Grab the ball, pass to your teammates, and try to get it to your goal before you're hit. How was *THAT* supposed to work? How do you do the Law? How do you do the Law? Hmmm, that book quote reminds me, I told Chris about visiting Origin, but I never actually wrote anything about it... I should do that... Was it to pick up a Compaq? Hehehe, I have a crappy real IBM computer. Hey, all I do at the CIC is post news... and write stuff that still isn't done... but the point is that if I post bad news, it's my fault. I'm ditching this thing before I go to Texas Actually, I'd just like to own something with a name somewhere near as cool as Celeron... like I'd like to have a tube of Xenon gas, so I could go "Oh, yeah, that's my Xenon..." Hehehe, I need a faster computer.. Hades & I got WC3 PSX to work today with an emulator, but it was so frickin slow. Wow, Johnny, your getting pretty close to my evil plan... Chris, has my evil plan been archived yet? Okay, well, play it... WC has 9 percent! Yeah, I saw that... they like didn't promote it at all. Thats because guys don't need products to scratch their asses or crotches... Not really, stay away from my me. Wow, more spam tonight... THIS IS NOT SPAM. YOU ARE RECEIVING THIS E-MAIL BECAUSE YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE SMART LIST. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE REMOVED FROM THIS LIST PLEASE TYPE REMOVE IN THE SUBJECT BOX AND HIT RETURN Well, Chris, looks like you were wrong, I am a member of the smart list... I have a Captain Johnny folder with some images in it... Oh, never heard of 'em... better send them again... Had changed his email address, it's something like 'loaf@wcnews.com' now... Why do I want to know how much the FBI knows about that time I hired somebody to kill Sinatra? I dunno Akk, maybe you should order my FBI file and find out. The ONLY lobbying group in Washington that stands up for America's Baby-Boomers is one that has been organized by Boomers BoomersUSA. But I wanna know how the Joan's project is coming. Oh, well, if it dies or gets finished, show it to me so I can either steal it or see it? I mean, hey, we know the class for the WCIII kat carriers, this is a good time to be alive... Hmmm... we could format the encyclopedia as like a WC bookshelf with Joan's and Borgers and a Kilrathi War day by day and a biographies book or something. I do'nt like the freaky white thing I have right now, it looks like a hospital. Dagger, CompUSA is *not* run by the Communist Party... I got a wheelmouse... and at night I can still hear the screams... Hehehe, you people are so stupid, the FBI is *MUCH* too busy trying to solve the X-Files to bother with you, DUH . Yeah, maybe, I probably pissed off some Russians trying to find info on classified MiG cockpits... Oooh, Sean Murphy is online, I should ask him about his bridge... Hmmm... he dies at the end... probably... I have to start/finish Grendel... I had a bad joke, but I decided to cut it short. Actually, there is... We used it to create the CIC No, erols is being a jerk... That was in refrence to Wizzy's online diary. Boomer *still* hasn't sent me that poster... can you please steal it from him? He lives in like that... back area... of the first level... of Origin... and he rubs himself on a panel to get into his office... thats all I know, but with a properly equipped team, cool hat and whip you might achieve a measurable degree of success... Wow, I just said like six of the things I've always wanted to say at once... Well, yeah, but it's six less things I have to say... Yeah... Rachel... Monica... Ross... Chandler... Phoebe and Joey... what about this intimate encounter in #ace-1sexhucle? You know that... Byydo... that there is... You know... those volcanos that kids make out of baking soda and... soemthing else... Yeah, me either, I had to make a stupdi space shuttle heat shield, but the point is that if you mix Byydo and our staff together, we could make a big explosion... that was... supposed to sound good, I think... Yeah... like SXGlory and Dan... but Byydo is above them. Hmmm... well, I'll tell him he has to do some task to stay on. Hehehe, I'm looking through Byyd's log. Delance called me dickless for not sending him my mp3:( actually he called me dccless... Eeek! Have to run... bbs... send that update to me and I'll put it up tommorow I think 'bitches' would be a good currency... I'd be able to say "Hey, lend me a bitch please" a lot more... Or, like, "I scored five bitches!" I can't belive I didn't get one response to any of my mails. Maybe loaf@wcnews.com is broken, somebody test it? Johnny even said he'd mailed me... Dund is such an idiot. Dash it, my thing is being a bitch... Stupid Cinescape, promised more movie pics 4 days ago and they still aren't there. Hey, can I have a copy of the book? Gracias Dash it, no mail. Dash, I wish I could respond to McCubbin... can the wcnews.com accounts do files? Tell him that the books *should* be available in about two weeks... under two weeks... Hehehehe... sounds good. Lemme mail Telep at the same time. Can I mention to Telep that McCubbin got his copy? Oh, wow, I got my book... well, technically you wrote it... when did McCubbin mail you? Yeah, but everybody's been on vacation. The Book is 148 pages long. I mean, like, the Lesnick system probably doesn't need a squadron... it's all stuck back there. Of course there's probably always revolt in the Hardwicke system;) Book quotes... Chris sent me a copy. Hehehe, you know WCIV didn't create the quote... He's like one of those people who thinks he's incredibly witty but in reality is just some clueless moron... what do you call them? #WCA-RPGers? We call my relatives #WCA-RPGers? anyway, why would I call myself a #WCA-RPGer>? But I can't be my own relative... I mean, even if I liked the WCA RPG, I know I'm not, I'd have to be a moron to call myself a #WCA-RPGer... You've got a real obsession with seminal fluids, deathknight... I think you probably meant to join #WIng-Commander... Wow, we out moroned the moron. and I got to say 'seminal fluids'... what a complete day. You can help me... I want you do to the graphics, sound and all the coding for my game... Well, the only gaming system I own is Netscape... http://www.spinnoff.com/dfc/archive/index.cgi?cartoon=65 Daddy, Mommy's wearing her "whore" earrings...you know what THAT means! "The hills are alive... with the sound of... oh fuck... not the mustard gas again." School was great mom! We learned all about racial stereotypes! Jamal here is going into professional sports,O'Hanrahan is going to get drunk and play soccer, while I get to maintain the White, Jeudeo-Christian Patriarchy! We're starting a rock band and we've decided to let you be our first groupie fuck-toy I'm taking bookquotes. My wet dream involves the Confederation Handbook and possibly a Chris Blair as a marine action figure... People who think talking and irc are one and the same need expensive therapy... Hehehe, if you're going to insult me maybe you should think up some of your own lines first. The plumber is coming up the basement stairs and he's going to, quote, fucking tear you a new asshole, unquote. Freak... anyway, I got some mail from Telep. Any word from Chris McCubbin? What else does he do? So, how should I do this Descent update? I was thinking maybe I could ask him to do a realaudio interview and then promote it w/ a corrolary update... Maybe it could be a dual-infoburst... I have about 20 minutes on a phone card if Hadrian wants it to interview one of these people... I dunno if a phone card works in Canadia... Well, I got a free phone card and used ten minutes today, but I don't need the rest... I should go get a copy of the DescentBook... but then I'd be out all evening... Oh, yeah, I dropped all my extra classes today... * LOAF got a copy of Peter Telep's Descent book to update about, and went to the doctor and such... I've given up on the SOZone. Oh, my therapy is on Tuesdays now, so I'm free Monday evenings now... I am *SOOOOO* tired. I'm so glad I dropped all my classes today. Have you checked your mail? That's odd... Who's that from? You didn't break your arm. That was Chris Reeves. And it wasn't last summer. And it wasn't his arm, it was his back. Haess: Well, you'll find out in an impending CIC update... But it's a 'fun' book, as Telep himself pointed out to me this morning... But it sitll has his touch... LOTS of military stuff... and I'm *ASSUMING* most of this stuff is his, because I don't think tere was much of a Descent universe before him. Dash it, why won't Chris come back? If you life in Minessota, he'd probably wh00p your ass... Now... the only people who know are... you? I? Trelane? Chris? How long has the auction been going? There are ten commandments... I don't think there's one I wouldn't break to get the WC movie script. Firstoff, you don't have a brother, secondoff... that'll be pretty cool... There was a gas leak in one of the bio labs, and the teacher refused to believe the kid who reported it... and it kept going for two hours... until somebody else noticed it, and they had to call in a hazmat team to clean a hall of the school. It was freaky, because my next class was in the same bio lab, and as I was leaving braille they announced that the entire hall should be evacuated and people should report elsewhere... Hehehe, he's like the best teacher at the school, so he'd better not be. He's just... crazy... Last year when I was in his AP class he broke several ribs the night before... and instead of going to the hospital he waited up, taught the AP class and then went to the hospital Yeah... anyway, I just lead a mythical charmed life... You know how they catch people with drugs/acohol/etc? The only thing I ever got caught with was a lobster... We're not allowed to sell bottled anything at the store anymore, because people could buy it and then conceal alcohol in the bottles... Mark Anthony... ancient rome... CHRIS IS TRAPPED IN ANCIENT ROME AND ONLY WE CAN SAVE HIM Kurgan was a chracter from... whatsitclaled.. highlander... And there's BIG NEWS . I just love the notice your update drew. That Cav idiot isn't worthy of having someone jab a blunt object up his face. Its been days, but I'm betting he's sitting at home nursing a tea in a bathrobe thinking about how intelligent he is... Yeah, but in Russian I'd be drunk on Vodka and I'd slam him for insulting my family... Except that painting of the Mona Lisa... you know, where she's a dog playing poker... except I guess dogs have sex too... Wow, Bruce Campbell could write that... Anyway, where's Chris? I need him/I want him Hmmm... if they made a robot duplicate of my life, who would play all the robots? Hey, forwarded you good/bad Telep news... and... I'm gonna buy it and transcribe it for the coolest update ever. And then we can get sued by DA and everything! It'll be rama-rific... The Nut Boy tried to get it till like dollar 200 and then he dropped out and quit so it'd only cost me 5... Uhm... hmm... not really, I think Boomer cc'd you... Yeah, a while ago... like... a week a go... Not really... I dunno how long its supposed to take... The script! It'll rock... No, you're good to go... We're doing... something I don't know the name of. With elementry identities and such... Its kinda silly, just proving stuff... the entire f'ing class is just knowing the unit circle and screwing with it. Sure, escape... I've got a talent... for war! Anyway, I was thinking... I'm thinking we protest the change in Mountain Dew logos... Yeah... it's more techno 90's than retro 70's now... So there, Mister Lets-Give-Them-A-Colony... I guess you're actually Captain Lets-Give-Them-A-Colony... Hmmm, I've taken all I can stand, I can stand it no longer. Why is it that we as a group are so concerned with complaining about things that just haven't frickin happened (and aren't necessarily going to happen) yet? "The CGI in WC6 sucks!", "I hate the lag in Privateer 3!" "the WC first person shooter sucks!", "The acting in the WC movie is awful!"... what's with that? Hmm, Had's new computer sucks ultimate ass... Well, at least he's not Chris or you... I found a copy, though. I can send it to him... It's in the comm stuff you sent me, I believe. Has Chris (tm) been back yet? well, I'd better go lie down, since I'm sick, bbl Not much... just waiting for exciting movie stuff. But it looks like Barnes & Noble will be kind enough to ship me the first three books next week. When he comes back, don't. We should tell him our plan... Hehe, but you've really got to admire how fucking stupid he is. "Oh, if I add some _--'s to my name they'll never figure out who I am!"... I really, really admire how fucking stupid you are. "Oh, if I add some _--'s to my name, they'll never figure out who I am!"... So, anyway, is there some reason you're always trying to get in here? Are you just too stupid to realize that we always kick you? No, it sucked so much ass that they took it away... Hmmm... well, as far as I can tell it's not the property of Origin Systems, Inc, so I don't care. Where's the Landreich reference in the HOTT novel? Moronic Raptorguy... Raptors response to your post. I'm gonna shred his pathetic little ass. He made a fatal assumption;) Erm, I meant TPOF, but I found it already. Chris... he fuxked up big time. He claims the UBW is the Landreich bcause the Intrepid gets its fighters from 'Orestes'... But it *didn't* get its fighters at Orestes... it got them from 'Orleans'... Dash it, I lost his message, what's the thread? and it specifically states that he got them from "Kruger's Landreich" Seriously, Haess, what the hell are you talking about? Anyway, we should post that... It's a wacky coincidence story, to make people laugh and go "Haha! I guess the Rapier doesn't suck!" Hey Chris, what's Viper's IP? or that weird name? Our hits are going up... Anyway, I'm pretty sick, I'll be home tommorow... Maybe we should put pills in his medicine. Gonna update with this CHris, or shall I? Hehe, well, we updated about Sparkler a long time ago. That woman from FreddiePrinzeJr.com had a 'save Sparkler' campaign, so we updated about it. Animorphic? Hehehe... my school is out today because snow... Hehehe, inches and inches ehre. Wow, Halloween must suck in England. Trick or treat? Heh, heh, heh, what would you do, kid? ::holds up the box to UO:: OH MY GOD NO! NO! NO! AHHH! Oh... I see... you all live in fear of phone charges much like my people once lived in fear of the Indians... The difference is that we killed all the Indians... actually, technically you killed all the Indians since we were you then... You Indian killing bastard! Sure Hadez! :-DDDD Although the ramming thing reminded me of Wc3. Dunno, I'm not in #AH-Club. And that was Chris. Anyway, a tree caught fire and caused snow, so I'm home today... Yeah, so I mailed them and explained and they said "Oh! We'll notify our sales department!" but they refused to put it back on my order, so I ordered again... Jeeze, first he's born with that names and then he doesn't get his book... They're all over the place. They're just Starfuries with long noses . Can we assume that Doom was assigned to the Washington? I'm gonna do 1998 in review... anybody 'ave any WCHS archives? Oh, if I clear it will you post a note so there's somebody with a different IP? I dunno... have you ever eaten with a dolphin? I dunno... my mom just told me that I was supposed to go have breakfast with Dolphins and to bring my sister... You fixed Chris:o Wow, the WC Movie script is marked 'hot'... Yeah, but they only went up to 12.50... and I checked their other auctions, they lost most of 'em, and they never bid much at all.. Great, I go to eat with Dolphins and buy a book & the little lost boy who couldn't comes back... I shall sacrafice something to Sivar tonight... Anyway, this next week may well be quite kick-assy. At least... it'll confirm all the kick/suck-ness... But I've had too much bad happen to me, there's gonna be one ultra-week... Anyway... Chris... I need to ask you something. Post the URL to the 'zone again... I had to clean it and pretend it was a mistake because Zone people are such idiots... What will you be doing tuesday evening? Oh, hey, we drove Raptor insane playing good cop/bad cop... Hehehe, can you please try not to make any? Well... I kind of have... a thing... that night... but it's when the auction ends... so I was wondering if you could jsut like watch the ending and bid higher if necessary. Well... I kind of have... a thing... that night... but it's when the auction ends... so I was wondering if you could jsut like watch the ending and bid higher if necessary. I'll give you my name and pass later... as long as I don't end up with that Mark McGuire home run ball... Yeah, I haven't found any good mp3's in a long time... Yeah, I mean, just use mine. Anyway, did I tell you guys who the guy selling it is? He's a big exec at McFarlane... which is the company who's toy division spawned X-Toys... he's a semi-celebrity, my brother recognized his name immediatly... Compared to the Rapiers in WC1, I hate it... I just figure we should know why it looks like it does, though... Take Away his Fucking Keyboard, Ass Wipe? I likw how TAKFW has that picture of Dekker... and some text... Anyway, we should go give all the WC books at Amazon 5 star reviews... Yeah... except for one little thing, one thing that you in your heart of hearts didn't consider... AMAZON.COM SUCKS MORE ASS THAN AN ANIMAL SPECIFICALLY ADAPTED FOR ASS SUCKATION... B&N all the way. Yeah, when I was a kid my parents beat me with mIRC 5.x... Oh, Heydes, what's the secret Viper code? I have a little update if you want. I'll do it for today after Hades. Wow, I got mIRC 9.6 back in '87... god I love the 4dfx.. Yeah, sure, I'll do it. Did I send you the Telep mail that made me cry & made me happy? Thanks to the Aliens technical manual we can know exactly what that gun is.. Hmmm, but first I'm going to the bathroom, follow my exploits with the loafcam,... brb... OH MY GOD, WHAT AN UPDATE TO mIRC! Khaled is in color now! And we can see his whole body! I didn't just have a muffin... I had some cheesecake too... Hehehe, can't we just clalh im cock? If this script thing works... it'll be the greatest thing I've ever done. Erm, but try and be here on tuesday, since I have therapy, Chris. * LOAF hits Apocalypse with A class 3 RUBBER EEL. Ahhh, lets wait until tommorow. We can have all these little updates... biding our time... biding our time... It looks more like the TV show Tiger's Claw... I guess I'm kind of glad Khaled made enough money off of mIRC to buy a body... yet... I fear that now that he can move around, there won't be a 5.6... Like he was any help when the book of LOAF was in crisis! I'll tell you where we should turn, we should turn to Tree-lane! How do I read a mime message? let me send you a mime unzipper Kay. Send it in mime format Wait... I have a better response... It's a shame I failed Giving a Shit 101, or I would... Erm, how are we improving the nedstats code? Oh, while you have the ribs spread, Akkbar says we should put the image properties for all the images on the front page to speed it up a lot... I was thinking I'd mess with the movie site a bit more maybe... School sucks, I can't wait to get the hell out of this state. Hehehe... Freespace sucked... hard... I really like saying 'X sucked... hard'... I've been doing it a lot... * LOAF hits everyone with a class 5 RUBBER EEL. I dunno what I'm going to do with them yet... I think I'm too late to do new years stuff. Next year I wish I had 144 Furbies... * LOAF goes into book spasms Well, go over and take it now, because people who don't own gold... Mmmm hmmm... and 12 is a cool number... so 144 would be cool squared... Somebody shoot Frosty... Chris, when does the Dilbert TV show start? Hey, I've beat 'em all a million times, but *I'M* not going to risk a heart attack by not buying Gold... I think the people of New York City would be a lot more dead if people like you were in charge... Hmmm... well... you know, my fears are probably unjustified... McCubbin made the WCP Guide... the Confederation Handbook will be, quite simply, the finest piece of literature ever... Anyway, they should make a M.A.S.H.: The Next Generation where there's a second Korean War with giant robot suits and everything.. Oh, and I had another, even better idea... They let people write sequals to dead Sci Fi authors books... new Dune & Foundation books, for example... They should let me write sequals to Shakespeares Plays... "I Still Know What You Did Last Mid-Summer Night's Dream", would be a good title... and if we made a movie of it, it could have that adorable Jennifer Love Hewitt... although FC didn't need it... the WC movie *will* need an instaFAQ... so that's what I'll do as soon as I get the stuff next week, if I get the stuff next week... (erm, 2 weeks) Writing letters to staff. Go flame Cav at the zone, please? The movie is already spoiled for me, and will be moreso before I get the book. I'll read it... I want to see how I'm mentioned. Yeah, ATFW the script doesn't work in 5.5... Just replace it with a note saying that the SOZone has been taken down, but that you can use the normal or movie zones if you want... Hehe, Hade wanted to make sure we all knew that he was going to a LAN party... like that makes him popular or something. 2 days, 1 hour, a whole lotta ass to kick... So what are you saying, he beat up some kid to get the hat? Getting the script & those books would be like being on a wonderful drug... Not much, just waiting till next week. Just keep watching the CIC... Responded to the staff forum thingy... Chris' one... Mav: In response to your email... the Spikeri was a Kilrathi corvette tht was in the original WC1... when they first did Wc1 it had more ships than could fit... and they cut out the Hhriss, Lumbari, Spikeri, Sivar, Snakeir, Venture & Dilligent... and they put all but one back in for the addons * LOAF throws a worm at Chris: :ooooooooooo * LOAF throws a canadian at Chris: \:^)-|--< Yeah, Had went to Canadia to escape the draft... Damnit, you'd be counting too if you were as excited as I am. Woo, that was freaky... Somebody go make sure #WC is ok. I asked Andy Hollis about that... Apparently there are 2 EA Jane's dev teams... and 2 Origin Jane's teams... Yeah... there's an EA team in San Matteo... an EA team in (the UK?), an Origin team in Baltimore and an Origin team in Austin... You can make F-15 & Longbow and all you have to base them on are F-15's and Longbows... but if I'm making Wing Commander VI and Wing Commander: Strike-o-rama I'd have to coordinate continuity between them, and they'd never be able to. Our job as guardians of Wing Commander is not to create the universe -- there are those much better suited to that task. Rather, our job is to fix (using their own tools) where they may have gone astray. The second law? Actually, they flew Johnny and some other people to the UK to work on P2 at the very end. AAAH, damn, was that this weeks question? The TCS McKinley Sorry, I haven't looked at them. I didn't know Sorry about that... Hmmm, DALnet was being a bitch earlier, that may have been the problem. Well, as the ICIS manual explains, the Mantu aren't aggressive They simply beat the Kilrathi in a major war, like we did... so the Kilrathi demonized them... Well... I mailed Boomer and he promised to send it out any time now... Has asked for my snail mail addy again, and I sent that to him... haven't heard from him since then Hehe, based on the fact that all physical laws have been recinded and Boomer does everything immediatly now? * LOAF is writing a silly anatomy paper for tommorow! Yay! Yeah, somebody should have done a WC movie game. The Janes people probably already have a rendering that can easily be turned into the Rapier. It must be a Rapier I... because... the movie is in March... and WC1 isn't until later that year...;) and then the Rapier in WC1 is the Rapier II according to the KS manual people who decided that the WC2 Rapier should be the Rapier II, but didn't realize that the II doesn't just mean a new letter... because if it did the Rapier G would be the Rapier VII... . Well, I know one person who is me who'll be skipping school or work whenever the movie person... and that person... is me... It's the Xth craft to bear that name, right? Like the P-47 is the Thunderbolt and the A-10 is the Thunderbolt II, right? So the P-47A would be the Thunderbolt and the P-47B would be the Thunderbolt also... not the Thunderbolt II... so by calling the F-44G the Rapier II in the KS manual, the Rapier in WC1 became pro-actively the Rapier II... Well, it'll go in the book eventually... I just have to talk about depth perception... If you'll note, they're back on the X-Files... Which hasn't happened yet Yeah... except one thing. This X-Files was shown out of order. Yeah, this was supposed to be the Valentines day X-Files. Yeah, I notice a lot of women's breasts... I think Hans is the middle name... (or a false name. It wouldn't be the only fake name he used in AS... He signs his document in FA Maximillian... the Black Lance was already around... Why doesn't anybody understand this? The Belisarius group was something that was trying to take over the government... and *they* threatened Tolwyn's own plan to get the Confederation ready for war... so he had to get rid of Belisarius before he could continue... No, he did it by using the Landreich... Belisarius is still out there... but their plans no longer interfere with Tolwyns... Which he avoids by going 'not entirely canon!', even though he specifically checks it all. Yeah... it just doesn't matter, I dropped the class for next semester, I'm already in college. HAHAHAHAHA... Byydo's FC cover rocks. Well, the Rapiers in the movie were... I don't know. Well, yes... but they were so FUGLY that Confed had them removed from service and a new Rapier designed in record time... like the P-51. Awww, be fair, I think it has 4 missiles;) But 4 missiles was a lot back then. Anyway, Pliers said that stormfires were from the past... or maybe they're mass drivers. Hehehe, yeah, three missiles. 2 lasers! Oooh... a second law:o Or, a sequal to the highly succesfull Leisure Suit Larry 1... Hey Chris, check your mail. Byydo sent us the revised False Colors cover. Oh, hey Byyd. Your cover rocks, please tell me that's going in tommorows mail bag? Hey Johnny, did you get to see the movie? Oh, whatshisname did, so I figured I should ask you... He mailed it to us. Who besides Neil Young saw it? Anybody we can get to do an anonymous review? Byyd: put the cover in response to that cover guy. The cover is great. Chris Roberts stopped responding to my mail:~( Somebody wanna write an ending to my paper? No, barnesandnoble.com is better. They get stuff earlier. Actually, the paper is on the changes in depth perception following a partial loss of vision. Since I lost my eye, I figured I'd just talk about that in the third person and make up some sources... Reid, Christopher wrote an excellent book on the topic... Hehehe, I'm all done now, I wrote the conclusion while I was debating with yall. Chris McCubbin's email address? You'll never get to be a Pak Protector if you eat from the Tree of Woe... I dunno, I get the feeling that Chris McCubbin is like Allen Smithee, they put his name on all the manuals when the real person doesn't want credit... He's in too many places. I'd try and spell Rithrashra, except, thank god, I can't fit it into the conversation... The Epee had the coolest cockpit... it sucked an incredible amount of ass, but it had a cool cockpit... You know what sucks? Leeches... a collection of stuff? I don't have a collection of stuff... Oh, hey, Johnny, is there any reason behind guessing that Boomer sent the maps, or is it just wishfull thinking on my part that there might be some reason? It's fun to say 'tnuct', though... I was going to tell you anyways... wait, I mean kill... I was going to kill you anyway... The Epee has a pair of particle cannons, the Ferret has a pair of Mass Drivers... make your own call. I remember... Christmas evening, years and years ago... salivating over the particle cannon... reading the Joan's 2664 update... little did I know that they'd suck so bad. I need a drink, brb If sean Murphy had done the logo, would it have had the Midway's bridge? Wow, and to think nobody got that when I tried it at a party... Oooh, what *is* warbirds? I see Ju-52's... I'll be a wacky college student soon, maybe I should try it... Hehehe, my school paper is much more exciting, Chris... "Golf Team Whacks off to a New Season"... Yeah, but then he'd do something like say WC4 was in 2672, and I'd point that out and he'd hang himself... INFERNAL MACHINES!!!!! Lemme double space this paper to make it look longer, brb... Hmm, well, I still need a conclusion... and... hmm... I'd give you my password now, Chris, but I'm afraid I'd get that 100,000 dollar baseball... Time till the script auction ends. Yeah... and then say it was a printing problem... Or I could add weird stuff to the header... I still need to make a works cited thingy:/ Canibals don't eat cans, though... goats do... You can use my 4D card... My dog is trained to kill seals... Seriously. My stupid pug dog rips apart stuffed seals. I figure someday once I can go inside computer games I'll bring him to that all-seal Warcraft levels... Gonna go shave or something, bbs... need to write work cited and I'm done... whoo! ANybody vote for 1.5 yet? Hehe, I dunno how you do an interview. Readers digest people don't have feelings... they mindlessly take articles other magazines won't publish, stick in a few jokes and call it a magazine... if they have a web site at all, its due to the spontaneous generation of web fibers rather than any insight on their part... it says 'The vesuvius class carrier TCS McKinley Because we feed off of negative energy... 1 day four hours, I think... I'm hypernervous... I went to the bathroom like 30 times at school to go check it in my moms office... Uhm... well... I don't usually find humor in press releases... Then how'd it get to 12.50 ? Anyway, just in case I've formulated a brilliant plan... I'll just ask if I can give him a lot of money for a copy of it. HAHAHA... I'm still rolling in the isles after that thing about the Park Services promising to reach a .44 clean air level by 2022... Adobe, the little car made out of clay... Doesn't bother me, I've already got the next generation of graphics cards... This isn't a press release Dund, it's a joke press release that's been circulated forever. Is it really you, or are you a Cridbot? We're counting down the last 24 hours of the auction now... Okay... I updated with a few things... Just the Flame thing or the pictures too? Well... haven't heard anything from anybody important lately... Mmmmkay, thanks... anything really important in it? Like 'The Talking Stick's Unreleased WC Movie Pictures' or something? That's like football only not, right? I have a little tape thingy... I could do this one... Yes... a grand person... I didn't think there could possibly be anyone here whom I hold in lower esteem than Akkbar, but I suppose I have been wrong before... Wow, that's a shame... you won't be getting the hard hitting news first hand anymore:( I think wcnews.com needs a machine that nullifys rpgs... Hehehe, I suggest wcnews.com... . All the movie news there is will be there. Oh... well, unfortunatly Had doesn't really go for men... Firstoff Mav, I wouldn't really define anything you do as speaking... secondoff, I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a fuck about whatever the hell it is you want. You were less gay a week ago... The mailbag's been up for a while... You hadn't *snort* been kicked out of WCN. Hey, Chris, get this, WCN kicked out... hehe... Maverick#*... Of course not. What'd you do, find news or something? Mav... did you dis the stock counter? Hehe, but #!!!GaySex probably has more than 28 people... Hehehe, the new cover does rule, Byyd Oh... I put up Byydo's update, too... Although... I should remind you all that this is NOT a game! Wait, it is a game... nevermind... Every boy and girl should have a Privateer CD and a Privateer Disk... because there are some serious differences... I wish I had unreal:( Erm, but by that time it won't be a trilogy... it'll be like a sexology or a septology... Well... the Tango-en-WC4 is an Intrepid sans damage and numbers... Children have nudity... That's the Johns Hopkins... Well, I was thinking we can make up fake news that sounds really great but just isn't true and then not tell anybody and like a complete group of jackasses act like it's not our fault when everybody hates us... That rocked... the geocities thing... David Borton? Dan Hardwicke?. Rod Nakamoto? David Downing? Those are four people we don't like... yeah, Hitler too... Hey Psych, you 'ave a picture of Borton? Oooh, can I have a picture of chicklet with a short skirt? Hehe, I was just seeing if 5.5 dcc's worked, Chris. bid? at what? Haess can't know! SHUT UP! And don't bid against me or I'll hurt you. I have... PositronAMG's school ID... Skyfox playing with Legos... Wizzy's sister playing with somebody's ball... Executive edition Chris Reid... NutBoy & friends... 3 ChrisReid group pictures... Dan Sumner... GirlWiz & friends, GirlWiz on a date... two more Chris Reid's... Chicklet in a cheerleader outfit... Hadrian as a drugged out hippy... Oh, wait, I have the short skirt Chicklet one... The NutBoy in seal attire Eeee, Jeff Bordeaux is FREAKY... Lee Plumley is going to eat me... Jesus, no woman could be as ugly as some of these people... I like the 'MOVIE !!!'... Which Freddie Prinze? We should use the 4dfx to go back and tape these E! things... although you probably get Baltimore channels... you Baltimoron... Freddie Prinze talks funny when he's not acting... like he has a robot in his throat... IS?! Did you say IS?! As in Introspection's World of Akkbar's WIng Commander Home Sector?! I'll bet you get a lot of bad sleepless jokes... Wow, I wish I was on MTV's Real World... like Bob Dole... The Wing Commander Combat Information Center's Real World: Seattle Problem: I have been playing Wing Commander Prophecy, and have recently started to fly the Vampire fighter. Whenever I turn, the Vampire melts! What is wrong??? You know, you turn it and it spins funny. Hey, it's Mike Chow, former Bearcat and WCHS ass sucker from 1975 to 2055... Into... the teens! Yeah... I'll bet ChrisReid could kick your old microwaves ass in a Half Life deathmatch... In four hours and 56 minutes the auction ends;) Me? No... I've a few days... But I finished all my coursework today, pretty much.. but thanks to the fact that I'm sooo blind, I've rearranged my exams to get all week two weeks from now off. Weird how they found the NutBoy's body in Lake... England... I guess he can't bid... Your birthday's on saturday:O My birthday's on Easter every couple of years... Hmmm... Aliens are probably tastey too... Hows about a Xenomorph on a bun? How's about it? http://ads.ign.com/ignads/house/psnbrooke_bnr_110398.gif It was the scarriest banner ad I'd ever seen... ...[uNf] [uNf] [uNf] [uNf] [uNf] [uNf] [uNf] [uNf] [uNf] [uNf] [uNf] [uNf] ... I... memorized & presented some Shakespeare... They always SAY they've upgraded mIRC, but they never change that... Wow, I have a heart of darkness... But I was freaked for a minute. Uhm... well, it was a day like any other... 7 4dfx flashback! Nate and Matt and I were sitting in C++ doing the only two things you can do in C++... No, Hearts and Minesweeper were all deleted:( Surf the web in 256 horrible colors and rip the slot covering things on the front of our computers off... Well... tommorow I'm re-enacting the French Revolution... Erm... but we're the only people in #WingNut... He has a generic 4D card... Which isn't as good as it sounds, MS Direct4D sucks ass:/ Lots of guys have done Haess... Little do you realize that my 4dfx card was activated and it nuked you in the past when nuking things still worked. ewwww, Eagle * LOAF is listening to The LOAF: The Movie - The Soundtrack Soundtrack I feel like a robot that has to wait 2 hours to find out whether or not they'll build it a new brain..;. Of course, the robot has no concept of time, so it wouldn't matter... Hell Hole is a hydrocarbon mining planet... How the hell is anybody supposed to know? It's talked about in passing references in a losing path in WC1... I was thinking like, 'Hell's Kitchen!', but you're all like a different hell. Time for the Simpsons... 100 tacos for 100 dollars. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal... WHAT THE HELL!?!??! You want to visit Austin and you've never had a Taco? Ye gods... ye gods... they're like the standard stereotypical mexican food... When you get here Hades, we're going to buy a lot of tacos and go see several movies in theaters... Mexicans don't eat good mexican food. THey like don't have any meat in Mexico. "Okay, okay, shows over, nothing to see here OH MY GOD a horrible plane crash! COme on everybody, gather around... I thought Fajita's were invented on three mile island... Where's Chris Reid? Greek food is good... LOAF: The Movie Starring Freddie Prinze Jr. & Chris Reid as Freddie Prinze Jr. & Chris Reid Directed: Barrie Almond Sound: Evan Adnams Hey, Chris Reid, I have a funny voice... You certainly do. Heh... I certainly do... A Thick Blue Line exists between each half of the Mississippi river... Hmmm... if there were any American WCNers, I'd worry about them bidding. This is where it gets tricky, non? Crap, it's up to 13.50... Never bid more than 34 dollars for something, AFAIKT... wanna bid a million dollars and then give up again, Hades? Desert-rific, Hades. Notice I bid 150 dollars, it automatically beats anybody up to 150. Somebody selling WC books, Had. Want a fwd? Hellhole was destroyed man. Someone? Or the same person? The same person isn't really a high bidder, based on his other auctions. No, I mean are you expecting *this* person to try again? I mean, I'm worried that lots of people will... Well... even if they try to overbid, they may not be able to. They may not expect exactly how high I've bid... No, I don't think they should, moronboy just wants his name in print... FirstBlud is *trying*, though... that doesn't knik it in my book... Still doesn't beat my 4dfx... Same thing he said to you, basically... trying to get these other two books written... What's the second? Karga, Sivar's Glory, Sar Hrai... Ras Nak'har... I figure maybe we can start like some CIC Campaign to get his trilogy finished. I was thinking maybe it would be too over the top... a campaign to get Baen to let Keith finish his trilogy. The last one forced them to announce that it'd cost too much money. anyway, new books sell much better. plus, the CIC would run this one. Not... Equalizer... Oh, no, that'd never go over... The memory manager is incompatible... OH YES! MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK!!!! Hahahahaha! Yeee! Whooop! 2 seconds before I reloaded Because we don't lie about our hitcount, DUH... AICN gets a million a day Yeah, what I really hate is how Hadrian hasn't done the banscript yet. I mean, like, why is that? Shouldn't he have done it already? Yeah, well, the so called 'Cpl' Hades isn't even a real Corporal... Mailed Dan w/ the picture of the script, asking him to ID it. This is what WCN used... yuck. Did Chris approve this? You didn't look at the one at their page, Hades? Hmmmm... I *like* that... and I like being able to ban people... but I think that the general public might not like the change... also, I think you should have asked us first so we could have helped pay for it... We can have like... a CZ for every game or something... Hehehe, you know what sucks? The Ace's New Tech board... Can it replace the word 'Freespace' with 'Freespace Sucks ass' NO! THOSE BASTARDS! I CAN'T LIVE WITH ONLY NINE! Wait, that's 6 times as many as we need... Splat did hear that I got a script. I showed him a picture of it... The same Benedict Arnold who betrayed our forces to the hated British? Sooo... hey... Dan... if they give Origin copies of the WC movie... shouldn't you get a copy? I hope so or else I just screwed up by revealing that. Well *I* didn't start it... Wow, I've never written a mIRC script ever... I can assure you that there will be no Dana Jr's... Wow, so all the people playing annoying midis are your fault? Yeah, that looks cool. The Pilgrim Cross is like a hidden knify thing, right? Awww, if you angle 'em properly you can stab people with any cross... Yeah... so naturally, I have a story to tell... But perhaps to tell this story, we should make use of, oh, I don't know... 7 4dfx flasback #2! Anyway... the year is 1999... the day... today... but earlier... third period... the third period of the day... It's my braille class... I'm the only person in the class, so I ask my teacher if she'll take me to the post office instead of teaching So, she said yes and we went to the post office and I sent the guy $16.50 and payed $11.50 for overnight shipping. And then we decided to go to breakfast and I missed fourth period, which is another story alltogether... No, he'll get it tommroow, I dunno how long it'llt ake to get to me.Then instead of 7th period I went to the airport... I still dunno why... My *guess* is that other distributors are going to hold on to them until later. B&N and Diamond both say they'll be out this week, though... * LOAF has experience in that area, more or less. Anyway, $18,000 is just like... 17 pounds or 38,000,000,000 Euros, right? Speaking of people who cause the Y2K bug, Tre! You're a computer person, you could get a real job. I skipped *fourth* period with my braille teacher, I skipped *seventh* period with somebody else. Hehehehe, something good will 'appen, though. Chris McCubbin and the case of the alien mindbenders! Solid diamond rocks from the asteroid belt between Mars & Jupiter... Killingtown sounds cool He has magnesium in his ip... he must be k00l... That's the six million dollar question... unfortunatly not yet:/ I've never liked skiing... I can never forgive it for the death of my son... Dund: Wait until I hear from Foshko... I mailed him to find out whether Baen still had a contract I sent the guy $16.50 with guaranteed overnight shipping... But! I'm going to see Dan's script too. I went to an organ legger's house once... it was freaky... He wants to see the differences, so I'm gonna go visit him at UMD... I was thinking we could sell Danparts through the CIC... Oh, above you'll find the second 4dfx journey... because I realized that no matter how pathetic my life is, Hades' has to be more so, so he'll listen when I talk. Mr Never-Eaten-A-Taco OH! I forgot to tell him... I got a huge box of free gum... Wow, with my exciting life, there should be a LOAF online diary... Did somebody take your soul:(? Wow, Cronoss... you're even more full of shit than you are at the ng... There were a bunch of Delance-picking-a-fight posts today. Picking the *SAME* fights he picks every time... and you yelled very loudly that because it was a heavy fighter it couldn't be a bomber... you generally made an ass out of yourself and forced everyone else to want to completely ignore the subject the next time you bring it up to start a flame war. It's not a MiG at all... Hmmm, maybe school 'll be closed tommorow... I don't like how Dilbert sounds:/ No, all the annoying commercials. Its like... they took... the comic strips... and made bad commercials out of them... It's a Me-163 Komit... no, wait, a British Lightning There, the first one actually makes more sense... There is no third one yet. Delance doesn't understand the laws:( Maybe it's like the Simpsons, it'll have crappy voices at first and then change... Sooo... this week was pretty dry, but we'll have like the most kick assy week ever next week, I hope. Hmmm... don't tell Hades, but I'm mailing the scary mask people... There's no contradiction, only points without explanation... Take for example the end to the WCIV book... Everybody decided it was horrible how it was different from WCP... Until Chris McCubbin himself explained it very simply. There's no such thing as different precedences; levels of canon are just to make less obsessed sleep at night -- general rule: it's all good. Something stupid about Maniac turning down his promotion. Yeah, I'll update it... but I'll need the 4dfx card to prevent me from doing it half an hour ago so I can do it now... There's no such thing as levels of canon or different precedences and there's no such thing as a contradiction, only unexplained points -- general rule: it's all good. Oh, I realized something when getting invited to visit Dan... My town is named after Ash from the evil dead movies, probably... Cool ass! *IF* there's no ice storm tonight (big if. I'm going looking for these magazines after school... If I used my locker, you can bet I'd put the Blair pin up in it... Three laws is probably good, thats a good number for history students to have to memorize 100 years from now... Did you see the CIC? I updated it a few minutes ago, there are two articles worth picking up. Only in a world of perfect irony... Whoops, sorry, I haven't *UPLOADED* the good update yet, nevermind. Okay... try it now. NOW the good update is up... This is *SO* freaky, I'm praying for school now. I want fries:( and a Blair pin up:( "Jason, just remember what I was and what I believed in -- perhaps then you can help others to understand." Space Marshall Sir Geoffrey Tolwyn, VH, MOH, DSC, KCB Oh, yeah, I remember him... he asked me if Origin gave tours... I told him they didn't... He's going to the US to see the WC movie? I met David Swofford, he's the new PR guy... he does things like distribute booklets... You should tell him the movie won't be out by Feb. 28th. Hey Johnny... I'm getting the script, you want I should make you a copy? Whenever we have porn at the CIC, we usually get more hits... you could try adding porn... Anyway, I'll need your address again... Anyway... tommorow we can all get Blair pin-ups... Don't you read the CIC? Yeah, a magazine comes with a Blair-in-assault-gear pin up... Oh, yeah, I'm *STILL* waiting for the maps from Boomer and then I'm sending them to the staff and Delance... Hehe, I *SAW* the maps... "I'll take them home with me", I said... "No", he said, "I'll mail them too you, they're too heavy otherwise..." Shuttle mock up:( Damnit Akkbar, you ruined all my Jennifer Love Hewitt jokes:~( wb criddy, you pathetic cat sucking son of a cat sucker... Wow, I just rolled over... I love the rolling chair... I don't understand people who don't understand the concept of ChrisReid:( invite her here... 'I done reckin' thas I'm C-3P0, and this here's my right purty counterpart, R2D2...' Hehehe, they sent me two of each each time I ordered from them. They're not hard to find... Well... I'm gonna go make some waffles and watch this downstairs on the bigger TV... I have a confession... I.... uhm... mailed the... uhm... sort of... uhm... scary mask people... yesterday... and... uhm... they... replied... uhm... today... with... a picture... of the mask they're making... Cronoss is a maggot infested filtering smarm of gnerk, you want this picture too Chrid? Looks like they're doing Kilrathi armor... IT's called a "Variable Uncanny Embryo Horrible"... Oh, there has been much de-icing, and my marine battalion is getting ready to hit the mall... It will be treacherous... but I think we'll make it... out there... Naw, he likes everybody... except Chris McCubbin... Oh, Freddie Prinze was on Conan last night... it was a pretty good interview, better than Leno... nothing to do with WC, though... he seemed like a really nice guy, though... No, a German staff member would be nice. They get lots of WC stuff early... Yeah... or, you could let me stay in your guest room when I come to visit, that'd be helpfull... AMerican houses have guest rooms to quarter the hated British troops... I'd assume that British houses have guest rooms to quarter the hated British troops too. Because you all were being mean to him... Yes you were, you've all been being very mean to Had lately. Well, be nicer to him... he's a pretty good guy... The Nut-Boy, especially, though. Chris told me the same thing, but I don't get it... he seems like a nice enough guy... Hmmm, I didn't know Tre did that stuff. Somebody did screw it up, but I don't hink it was Had. A million, I didn't bother to go past a few paragraphs... They get all pissed because I'm being mean to them. Those idiots don't even realize who Byydo is. He was like 'What do you think of my page?' and when everybody told him he got incredibly angry. Hehehe, what would you read? "Hi! Here is mY Kilrati ship!!!! IT is powerful and destrous andorrians!!!!" Dan "Poorly" Hung.... Stupid Raptor . . . BW pride You should have. The phone is the only thing that works. I've been without power for two+ days... no heat... Well, I've been fairly dicked over lately. We set up a generator so we can run a few things at a time... Hmmm, lemme check my mail... I didn't get any mail on Friday/Saturday... hmmm... that's odd... maybe erols has to restore stuff... My bullshit tolerance level has been reached today. Well... even out of action I was able to aquire some news, I found that Starlog... I saw the teen thing, not the advertisement... I got the teen thing too, which is nice, but I'm talking about the advertisement for the WC movie magazine;0 Do yall have that up yet? Well, what whoever the fool who reported the Starlog thing neglected to mention was that it had the first SFX shots in it. Well, it could be another several days... Oh, the roads are drivable so I can get gas easily... but a tank only lasts like 2 hours... What is it with these people? FUCK OFF! Okay... I guess I should write a few updates... I have five updates to do... What the 'f is with these scans, Hades? They're like red and white. Well... they look like... different than they really are. I'm gonna rescan the one new pic from 'em... I saw "froze my ass off in the cold hungry, dark" The answer is that all of my mail from Friday is missing. I can only be here for like half an hour before the generator gets turned off. Yeah, the power's been off here for days:/ Possibly tommorow morning... I've got about 30 minutes;) Soo... somebody fill me in on what I've been missing... I've been working on them in my few powered hours, they should be ready in aminute. I'm gonna announce that we're getting the script... And I mentioned YOU, Hades. Well, yes, June 7th, 2019, BUT it's in relation to buying the WC Movie Magazine. Erm, hopefully the updates worked, they were done with candle light. Oooh, somebody at the WCMovie zone is pissed because they didn't bring Jason Bernard back to do the WC Movie... After three very cold nights. Erm, but the cable is still out:/ When they write the history of stupid people, there'll be an entire chapter devoted to how Tre & Had created the CIC zone's and they acted like a beacon to draw all the stupid people together... Actually, he'll probably write the book... it'll only take him like a day to write 300 pages... You didn't know that? Oh, we have them all... Oh, I bought a bunch of copies of Sci Fi teen, but the woman only charged me for one... Kickin... I haven't gotten mail like... for several days... We just woke up and everything had a thick coating of ice... every tree's branch... So lots of trees snapped over and destroyed 250,000 people's powerlines. Anyway, the article sounded serious about WC sequels... Hmmm... well... it's nice to be warm again... waiting for hot water to come back... it's been a few days... Matthew Lillard's Birthday on January 24th! Oh... maybe it's the book... anyway, dinner, bbs. :o I did that with Mountain Dew cans once, I made a wall of them near my computer using duct tape... * LOAF puts up a Chris Blair pinup I'm gonna buy more Chris Blair pinups... they make the perfect gift for anybody... I'm High on cats! Your script is fun-key. His death is a travesty... Oh, I was thinking, maybe I should go back to Austin... next week... There's cheap air fare. Except then I wouldn't graduate:( But maybe I should see if Boomer can hook me up with DA... DA 'll be pretty f'ing boring in August;) Well, compared to like a giant robot that can suck up an entire ocean of water to create inhabited water-speheres at L5 points throughout the solar system... :~( Do you want me to send you a Blair pinup? Hehe, well, if you could see my room right now you'd realize that my dorm would already be trashed upon entrance... Oh... I was having an argument with my brother... maybe you guys can help settle it... In 'Titanic' when Jack died, who became king of the world? Chris-t! Which is of course, the version of Chris armed with torpedoes... not to be confused with the Chris-M or the Chris-B... Black Chris was in some movie. Stupid Hades, why would Chris have the same designation as a Ferret? Well, lemme add these shots to our archive. There, shippics, castpics, otherpics, wcmovie & moviemerchandise have all been updated. Anyway, Chris, when Jack died, who became King of the World? Kruger? Makes sense... We should add a pie zone, where we can discuss pie... Well... I was thinking... maybe I should go back to Austin... like... after exams are over in... a week + a few days... air fair is *cheap*... His mother was a freak, and you're a freak and you're his mother, freak. 99 dollars each way on Southwest, if you order before the 19th... that's from here, at least. The paper, I usually get prices from the paper... or my parents... That's great... have her come here some time... Inject her with that serum we used to create Cpl_Hades, then we can have a female staff member... You know, wingnutesterase... Looks good... although people might try to use the names of the depots from WC3:3D0... I believe they're TCS Apache & TCS Chinook, JIC. Kay, bring her here? Wanna mail Neil? Well I didn't know she'd played the game:P Uhm, I dunno, I guess I'll do it. Exactly. Hades, you're wrong wrong wrong. That'd rock, we should do it... Erm, but... BUT... did anybody see the press release about the Dr. Who episode being found? Hehe, it was funny "This is being hailed as the most momentous discovery since The Tomb of the Cybermen was located in Zaire", or something similar... Hehe, I like Dr Who... But it was worded funny and sounded like they'd discovered a tomb of robots... They have Dr. Who & Red Dwarf every night at like 1am on PBS, other than that British TV is banned in the US... Wow, you have a stepdad? I have a British TV, so maybe when YOU come here you can bring your entire Blakes 7 video collection... I used it for watching British tapes when I was in France. The British get everything on tape, so I'd go to London and buy British tapes and watch them at my house in France. Wow, Had, you wh00ped a Barney's ass... You cruel son of a bitch. Wait, you're in Maryland, why the hell did you have power? I lost power for three f'ing days I eventually had to subsist on the flesh and urine of my co-workers... Oh, hey... who's been watching the URLS from people coming to the CIC? But those aren't the two most lusted after TV actresses... Hmmmm... one of my teachers names is Gina Anderson... same first initial/lastname... Probably, under the Lesnick Act of 1997, defining anyone I assume to be a porn star as a porn star... I had to sell 6 pints of my blood as well as both Kidneys to get it... Hey, if you're lucky I'll let you be freak #3... I don't think Clinton is Canadian, and I don't think Monica invented oral sex... Hmmm... that's good... Darn, I thought it meant you were going to Austin or something:/ My family doesn't have loads of money. I could pretend to be Freddie Prinze and join it... Oh, I posted a "I'm really pissed, we're changing the format!" thing at the CZ. THAT SUCKS! I'd like to have school uniforms if they were like military... If like you had your name over a pocket, and ribbons for completing classes or something... Well, for combat situations, yes... or Robin Williams, he's a WCer... I think Mark Day said that... Also, guns... we should have more guns in schools... Yeah, does that include death rays? Robot assassins? Toxic nerve gas? These every day items can be considered by the sick mind to be 'weapons'... No, I didn't bother reading all that crapple. ToY battleY theY ClanY Oh, I nuked Scorpions messages... Hehehe, well, I honestly just want to piss Scorpion off, since he's a moron. Hmmm, lemme jot down your IP and I'll have Had look at it when he gets up... There's no such thing as Elite. Elite is an ideal that people pretend to have played... "Oh, I dunno, Sim City is pretty cool, but it's no ELITE!!!!!!" Yeah. And while it was a crappy little stupid game that was made before people played games, everybody in the universe somehow fondly remembers playing it. Yeah... and when the movie script gets here, I'll say "Wing Commander: The Movie is good, but it's definatly not Elite" No, it's fun, I like seeing these people get flamed... Also, it gives us an excuse to put up the other board that requires registration and stuff that we had been going to do anyway. I find it odd that his 'grandmother' signed up for his ISP under the nickname 'evil'... On the other hand, when I'm 24 I hope to be doing 18 year olds... Shop kmarter, shop K-mart... Hmmm... 500 newsgroup posts... I delete all the threads I'm not interested in... 100 posts left... I organize them by author & delete the ones by Chris, since Chris is probably right... down to 50... Oh, wow... I was gonna watch "Army of Darkness" DVD, but I'll stop now... I got mail from a Chris... and yet there's no Chris here... quelle dichotomy... Hmmm, I should redo the 'LOAF' section at the CIC... Well... hmmm... I think Origin 'd be pissed if we set up a flame zone... That's a good idea... Can you check that AVI, too? Nope, Poll doesn't work:/ Stupid... fucking... matthewlillard.com... Now, now, now people... don't bicker... . ace, can you downlaod this avi? I'm tired of it all. I'll give up on the zones... Wow, you hit upon my pet peeve, those people [ed: comment removed!] who insist on this... The only thing more annoying is when you point out that WC2 had no Dralthi how they go "Well the Drakhri looked like a Dralthi!!!!11"... They should build a new one, and they can call it Martin Luther King III Day... Which means no school or mail... but normal buisnesses function.. NO! Theta II!!!!! Erm, yes, you should... So... hey... script tommorow! GOD DAMNED PEPSI ONE! I... *snif*... sold it to people:( And... *snif* I also... sell... *snif* *snif*... crunchy M&M's... Wow, that sucks... Oh, I mailed Boomer. Wow, that sucks... you think I should go visit Seattle? Oooh! Did you get the SM1 manual? That sucks, I get lots of boxes that way... Particularly WCISegaCD's.. anyway, yeah, I could go to Seattle... I have a Funcoland/WeirdUsedGameStore/CompUSA in one area.... Hmm, did you ever have SNES SM1? Dash. I dunno what the manual was like. Oh, you lost that? It'll be on the CICCD I made... What was the manual like? What's a good idae? Oh, I've discovered my point in life... deciding who'll be fun at parties and who won't... Like... I'll point at... Trelane and go "He won't be much fun at parties", and he'll be crushed... ace, it just doesn't work that way... it's a gift... but you can't control it, you can't meld it... That's your mission for tonight. Chris would be a lot of fun at parties... The mailbag needs a keen new name... 'mailbag' sounds like we're copying it from some Quake site... because we are... so we should call it something like "Mail-o-bag" or Baglink or something... Jibbo won't be much fun at parties... Had paid you to say that, didn't he? Do we know how many people have registered? So... Chris, can you do it? Yeah, just go take the manual... or at least, go look and find out whether or not the manual is anything important... Can I have it remember my password? No, Warrior wouldn't be much fun at parties... [mini-4dfx flashback for those just tuning in: LOAF has discovered that he has the magic ability to decide whether or not people will be fun at parties] It was a choice between that and being able to shoot lightning bolts... Does he need a WCP Map? Bceause I have hundreds of them now... Huge rolls of WCP Maps... Well, I'll send you a pile of them. And then apply to UT and we'll room together and we can decorate everything with WCP maps... You would, because my power would just be a constant reminder of how NOT fun you are at parties... Maps for all! Maps for all, and for all a good night! and one of them is signed by Johnny:o When a woman and Mark Hamill love eachother very much... The woman "Marks up" the former Star Wars star... How should I know? That changes all the rules... Jesse "The Body" Ventura used to be a Pet Detective, right? Would it have a pretty coat? WOULD IT BE ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HORSES IN THE WORLD???//// Hmmm, there must be extra stuff we can nuke, just in case... Chris, you need to get your priorities straight... Interests: Celina, Wing Commander, Newspaper Had, can you please check this AVI? Yeah, there's a new issue of Hott Criddler... the February one... np... can you get that AVI for me? http://www.matthewlillard.com/multimedia/spanishjudges.avi It *MAY* have some video from WC in it. "I don't think we're being payed to sleep..." "Oh, yeah, they're always trying to screw ya." but it didn't have the scene of him walking in a red flight suit? HOLY GOD! CHROME I CRUSADE AGAINST YOU! Wow, DejaNews changed Well, I can't say I approve of the whoo, but the hurrah was quite heatening... Wow, better kick him... If each pays a million dollars, we could make a WC movie... God damned fucking autoreturn thing... Somebody go to his server and kick him. God damned fucking Hebron... Who/what is it? Oooh, mail from somebody I know. Hehe, he probably meant to mail me. I know who that is. indy!? We named chrome indy! Well, the Ultimate Board thing went over much better than I expected. Well... if it makes you feel better, I have my first exam on your birthday too. Oh, also, I have my birthday on my birthday... No, suck to be you, wishing you were me Then it sucks to be me! You wanna run for president for me? Oh, yes, the WCCICPFA... Wing Commander Combat Information Center Pornographic Films Association Oh, any luck with that AVI? I can't view it either... Hey Byyd, you're a lot of fun at parties... You just don't know about my magic power. There. Except Chris didn't get the color right... Geordi - a man with unique vision! I Still Know What You Did Last Mid-Summer's Night 2/7ths done... 2 Andorrans have visisted the CIC, according to our counter... Sometimes I wonder if I'm still an ace... then I get one of those tough sponge things and wash thoroughly... "This is being hailed as the most significant discovery since The Tomb of the Cybermen in Algeria" or something similar. Wuthering Heights & An Enemy of the People are all that's left... who wrote 'The Scarlet Letter'? Naturally, this was the perfect opportunity to list "Tomes of Sivar" for Canterbury Tales... Hehe, for each book we're supposed to list similar books at the end... Why can't pr0n people ever be that helpfull? and now I'm bound into supporting the SCARY MASK PEOPLE... in a year when they're out on the street because they wasted their money producing WC masks, they're going to turn to me -- the guy who reccomended it... Because... honestly... while I *WANT* the Kilrathi armor... I already have a rubber mask I love dearly... They'll call me *THE FIGHTING ADMIRAL*, in a bad way! Oh... I've been reading a lot of scripts lately... it's cheaper than actually going to the movies... WHy don't you just come with me? Afterall, I'm heading out to be the greatest Pokemon trainer of all time... No, that wouldn't be very official, since they sell Admiral Ackbar hands now... Actually, my Pokemon got fucked up, so I have to restart... But I'm trying to learn Japanese so I can play all these weird Japanese ROM's... Thusfar I've learned that I don't know Japanese... Yeah, it's the coolest non-WCA contemporary cartoon EVER! They're... making a movie based on Byydo's incredible life? One question, how'd you get a weird gold pen on such short notice? Yeah, Chris used to have a job as a HTMLperson, but they replaced him with Fred Savage from 'The Wonder Years'... Hehehe, there's no such thing as somebody who knows html. Theres one person who knows html, the rest of the people 'borrow' from him. He's probably whoever created the Lurkers Guide, since thats the oldest looking site I know... Whoo, level 13, and I got a new weapon... No... but I think I can stab stuff with it... Oooh, my Bulbasaur went up a level... Mine used to be way higher:/ But I'm at 12 in the last hour, so I'm good... Oh... there's like 6 pokemon that are unique to each... and you can trade with each cart to get all 250... You link them and trade to get them all... and you link and fight when you have actual gameboys... you can do it with the emu too... Don't bother naming them, it gets confusing. 'leech seed' has to be the coolest power... It is like a leech missile... The mountain is good for training. I'm nowhere near there with my new character, but I've been there before.. Hmmm... oh, well, pick out the spore one so we'll have the same one... 15! Yay! 15! Glorious 15! I'm about ready to go off into the world and find me a Pikachu... I guess I should get upto like 20... Well... did Thomas Jefferson not say "I'd rather die on my feet than live in the floor, bitch!"? He of course, did not. Which basically proves my original point about people making up quotations. Hehe, well, the WB Network is so desprate for quality programming that they've enlisted Johnny to produce a sitcom... Okay, Bulbasaur evolves at levels 16 and 32... He evolves to an Ivysaur and then smoething else later... Wow, even pikachu evolves... The... uhm... power is out at my school, so it's closed today. I must say, this news@wcnews.com thing is brilliant. welm, breakfast, brb Mmm, chocolate muffin and a can of mountain dew with a new label... Wow what? Hmmm, that must be the first non-Beth female poster... Oh. We must be lagged. An hour to get ready for school? Wow, I never have an hour between waking up and school. Hehehe... well, maybe our nifty zones will replace the newsgroup... I got a talking stick in the mail! But I didn't bother to read it! Because I also got a copy of the script to the Wing Commander Movie in the mail! Hehe, there are several possibilities... - Paladin knew about the Kilrathi, as it's implied Confed intel does in AS. - The Iason wasn't *ACTUALLY* blown up, as the general public was told. But the implication in the movie is that people are supposed to know that nobody survived... * LOAF is reading the script... I got a copy of... THE TALKING STICK!!!!!!!!! (and the WC Movie script...) We see a beautiful swirling quasar. Red spills over the blackness of space. This is the Charybdis Quasar -- the offspring of several collapsed stars and the gateway to Earth. A HUGE ASTEROID slowly cruises into frame. As we drift closer we can see that this "rock" is covered with a lattice work of towers, gun emplacements, antennae and docks -- huge battle ships sit idle in their berths. Two montrously large ion engines are imbedded in the "rear" of this mobile naval base. SUPERIMPOSE: VEGA SECTOR FLEET HEADQUARTERS - TERRAN CONFEDERATION: ASTEROID WORLD "PEGASUS." MARCH 15TH. EARTH YEAR 2654. 0900 HOURS, ZULU TIME. LOCATION: ULYSSES CORRIDORE. 700 LIGHT YEARS FROM EARTH. Hewn out of solid rock, this is the nerve center of the Pegasus station. a FEW BORED TECHS sit at their stations. This is the end of the graveyard shift. A RADAR tech is drinking coffee. From above, we see what must be the shadows of a hundred bombers pass over the surface of this rock. THen we hear the screm of engines. STRANGE, ALIEN FIGHTER CRAFT -- their shapes almost suggesting a TALON or a CLAW -- dive INTO THE FRAME. Begin their attack run. The Coffee cup is shaken by explosions. ALarms ring out. It's a futile effort. For every attacking ship that is destroyed, another takes it's place. What few Confed fighters the worldlet can launch are instantly destroyed. The destruction is awesome, all-encompassing. This is what PEarl Harbor must have been like seven hundred yeras ago. We catch glipses of massive, armored forms moving through shadow enshrouded cooridores. THeir faces obscured by rebreathers and great flowing plumes, they cut through CONFED scurity teams, move efficiently and inexorably forward. Lemme do some updates... Because DAL is more fucked up than a musical comedy based on Das Boot... Actually, I didn't, but wouldn't it be cool if I had? Yeah, I saw that, I wonder why they didn't tell us? All my life I've taken shit about being part Pilgrim. And I don't even know why... Das Boot on ice. Erm, two things... firstoff, it's a rerun, secondoff, nobody's going to see it. (state of the union. * LOAF_Pokemon is training a Rattattawhatever... I dunno what a scone is, but damn, it sounds spikey... Hmmmy, my Rattatatatat is level 12... I need to get it to 20... Wow, I bought a million, I'd give you one if I could and you were ChrisReid Use leech seed or something... I've got that. I dunno what it does yet A holographic projection of Vega and Sol sectors materializes in front of him. Pegasus, a small blue dot is near the center. Around it are doznes of star systens peppered with red and blue dots, indicating the position of the CONFED and Kilrathi fleets. But finals week is next week. And college students are just starting classes... That r0ck0rs, I got the cards today too... No CotD this week? Why not? Oh, I see... wow, that sucks, I'm totally ignoring my finals. But I can do COTD's... Its exams, Hades, the tests at the end of each class. Basically, it means have a five day weekend next week. actually I have a bunch of papers due too... BTW... there's something that'll really, really shock the lower-decks of agwc in the movie... Yeah, I do papers at home... where else would I do them? Maniac gets a girl... Hehehe, that Rosie woman is like the female Maniac... Erm, but she dies. When you get done with exams there are some issues of the utmost importance we should decide upon... Various... explanations for differences in the movie. Uhm... you can have Hadrian DCC it to you, or I can mail it to you... Of course, the aces are right, there's no proof. My Rattattattattattat is like 68 away from 16... I'm trying to get the Rattattattatattat to 20, and the Ivysaur to 32... Yeah, and the bugs can't see through it. Major Washington... both, that's why they're so unique. Hmmm, we'll finally see Confed battleships in the movie. Anatomy will be f'ing impossible. My teacher gave us like a 5 page list of terms to define for it... Well... the test on tuesday is just a practice AP exam... which'll be easy... but my stupid essay is due the same day. And, you know, I'd open a can of wh00p ass on that crane making guy... Yeah... I'd like to be Deckard... except, I wouldn't want any people wondering whether or not I'm a silicate when my movie ends... Before that I told my other brother that he should jump down a flight of stairs because he could probably fly... Wow, that sucks, one time I kicked my little brother across a room into the chair, but his head wasn't busted. Except he needed stiches... but we didn't notice until he washed his hair and the bathtub got all bloody... What the fuck is with these .to URLS? I understand that Richard Pornographer needs to hide his porn site from his parents, and Louis Musicstealer doesn't want people figuring out where his MP3s are, but why do normal boring sucky WC sites use them? Anyway, I got some Chinese food, but realize that I don't really like most chinese food, so I ate a bag of those cookie things and none of them had my lucky numbers on them:o I know, but you spit them out, like if you're eating a shark that has a diver inside... you'd spit the diver out... Probably, I think there's some ground beef in the freezer... and some hot dogs in the fridge... Stop it Hadrian, you're scarring the children... for life... Hehe, well, WCP was cheap enough to make money... Which is why WCP doesn't have the same amount of FMV. It's night here. 12:30 PM... AM... something like that... Yeah, I still have homework to do after this Hmmmm, post it to AHCZ so I can make some concept art... I'm a senior in high school Wow, my monitor is still in day mood... lemme switch it... I'm studying for my anatomy final, and I have to finish reading a Canterbury Tale and print up some nice noteson it... "I... I don't have your fish... they're at Had's house, Crid's house!" Wow, that sucks, you must be some sort of pagan... You're probably worse than that guy who shot Hitler... My mom died in Pompeii... I thought you were a lawyer... They have tanks in Bra-zil? We should, we really should... Wow, Johnny is from Beunos Aires... Hmmm... aren't the amazon women in the amazon? And if they're topless, why the 'bra' in brazil? Yeah, in sense that all *intensly* gay men are brothers... Hehe, but 'Disney' to a Brazilian probably means the Disney store at the mall... If like cars were naturally on fire but people didn't get hurt because they wore flame proof clothes... that'd be pretty cool... Being worse than the guy who shot Hitler. There is... but it's only used by 5th graders. Ever wake up at night screaming "BUT I WANT A ROBOT!" Hehehe, Delance, explain to Byydo the sex appeal of the Civil War... That show sucked more cat parts than the president kat's intern... Maybe she'll be sluttier and more half naked on Crusade... Anyway, Chris, I'm putting you in charge of casting... and Tre, you're in charge of merchandise tie ins... Ooooh, the Lisa's future episode... But this isn't that one... it's where Lisa meets that guy in the future... Wasn't 5 days ago a weekend? Well, I'm gonna go train my Ivysaur a bit more... Wasn't 5 days ago a weekend? Well, I'm gonna go train my Ivysaur a bit more... Mine 'll be a ratacade when it gets to 20... Wow, with my ability, I could become a top leader in Team Rocket... Hmmm... I only have two... four total, since they've evolved... I'll have five once my ivysaur evolves... 'corps' means body in English, but it's usually associated with the body of a dead person. :o, I wh00ped a slowpoke... My Ivysaur is 30 now... it evolves at 32... Wow, British money is worth millions of dollars in the US... like a dollar is worth a million pesos in Mexico... so if I take British money to Mexico, I'll get one million^2 pesos... and then I can buy all the crappy paper mache fruit I want! I went to Mexico once and it scared the hell out of me. I asume it's better when you get to the part where the Aztecs are... Hehehe, she probaly recognized my name and wondered why you knew the guy who killed Clinton's dog... and it prints "I'll kill you you son of a bitch!" after every paragraph? which was really embarassing, because I was at a funeral yesterday... Yeah... it was sad... wasn't like anybodys fault either, it was ice... Yeah, I was sort of disappointed about Wilson, because he had such a cool potential death at the beggining. But then he got a cool line about destroying the world that trained him. Capships just don't chase fighters. It was freaky. Snakeirs *LOOK* fast in SM2... and according to End Run it's theoretically possible, but I just can't picture it. Also, I now know how cool it'll be to have a Pilgrim cross, I hope we can buy them from that Knives company soon. Hehehehe, actually, I have 25 pounds of WCP Maps, if anybody wants them. Hmmmm... we were the birthplace of Chris Roberts. The Statue of Liberty has a less sucky name than Big Ben... You were the birthplace of Chris Roberts first games... but he didn't do WC till he moved back here... But 'The Senate' sounds cooler than 'Parliament'... I mean, I'd rather be a Senator than a Parliamentarian... I'd rather be a Speaker of the House than a Prime Minister. Prime Minister sounsd religious. Yeah, before we started developing the script for LOAF: The Movie the other night we spent like an hour finding embarassing quotes at ebay... Anyway, I was hoping I'd get a threatening note from Chris Roberts or somebody when I said I had the script, but so far nothing:~(\ Of course... the least attractive WC woman, and possibly the least attractive woman period, would have to be Minx from SO2... Yeah, you're a real hopeless romantic, Mr always went with the porno star. Don't destroy Had's fragile world of illusions... Wow, I've always hated midis with an all consuming passion... but that's me. Prophecy.scorched.com died the day David Downing went down... We didn't know he was a jerk back then.. Moss, ferns, apes, cy-bots, the color red, hair, more cy-bots, generic milk byproducts... But that's 'cause Armada didn't have 'net multiplayer. You fool, I'd never set up a date at the same time as I planned to download SO... Of course, I'd never get a date, but I digress... Sucky acronym. "Sorry, I can't do anything with FRED, I need some SMAC..." Sid Meir's Air Combat And Boy it's Really Dumb ? Brian Reynold's Alpha Centauri With Sid Meier's Name To Sell More Copies. Yeah, WingNuts shouldn't date non WingNuts... No, I don't think that'll be happening... What if I payed you in WCP Maps? Yeah, I took the Nut Girl... Wait... Lara Croft is British... did you try to get me a date with Lara Croft? No... I have ths suckiest modem ever created... the MWAVE!... which is why I use the ISDN line. Don't you have... Danish things to do? Hmmm, so the female version of Dan would be... Dana :o ?Hmmm, so the female version of Dan would be... Dana :o ? Wow, Chris is posting to agwc Which means he's here... among us... * LOAF casts DISPELL Well, I'll send you a copy of the CD, but I don't have an extra guide. Chris is still N/A on ICQ.. I'd love to have a Pikachu... I did, and got outbid. ANyway, I lost all my money:( Hehehe, yeah... Actually I think I bid 200 . Erm, but I've got a lot of money tied up in postage. Hehe, anyway, it looks like my script is 6 days older than yours. I remember deathlok telling me about that... Yep... then "I count one nine zero bogies inbound vector three seven four, attack formation" Blair steps into the quarters, Spartan at best. A cold meal is scattered over the old star charts. Plunkett's don't just kick ass, they flame broil it and serve it up with a side of optional fries or coleslaw... Hehe, newsgroup people are so stupid -- they bash Origin for not going w/ Chris Roberts because Chris Roberts does everything right, and then they bash Chris Roberts for working with Microsoft... Why *wasn't* I in #WCNews? Dunno, it doesn't really count for anything, so it doesn't matter. There was only like one question I didn't get. SEATTLE, WASHINGTON - Web surfers today were shocked to find that ChrisReid.com, the worlds greatest source of ChrisReid brand metal sticks, had been taken down... Hehe, anyway, although I have a sucky firstname, I realized that I could have lots of less sucky nicknames if I just add in my middle initial... About as close as that time Iraq nearly won the Gulf war. I wasn't comparing, I'm just saying that I hate it. I realized that I don't like Dund. He's not an anarchist. He's just annoying. And he's trying to pick a fight with Chris at agwc... a big no no in my book. Wow, I need to read FC by the day I got it in the mail... Hmmm, but that's a real message, I get it at school when I try to boot up our ancient computers... "Why did you say I made it up? All I did was make it up..."... go back to pretending to be an anarchist... it suits you better. Wow, Dund's doing the moronic one liner thing :-) That's a particularly moronic way of looking at it, it's just what what you've created sucks. Yay, stereotypical thread! Person X says something, Chris says they're wrong, person X flames Chris and then person X is incredibly angry that Chris would dare get mad. It's all been done... Yeah, I gotta be ace to unsop him, one sec. No more DundSops. Anyway, I guess I should do a minorUpdate... Yay. How many Dunds? This is pretty odd. I am here. I've always been here. The first pic. There's a Rapier in a hangar somewhere in England... akicked him. de-sopped him... de-aopped him. I mean, how many big buildings can there be? Like 6? Well, how long does it take to look in a building? Just mail the guy and find out. Wow, someday that'll be me... except without the iMac... #Macintonsh: Heh... I love my iMac. Wow, Brazil sucks, I've been planning to overthrow the government if he gets impeached... Except the short black skirt, boots and tank top thing... But if all she wants is to get laid, why couldn't you just do her to get her to go away? Hehehe, I think she still hangs out in #S-C... Yeah, and although agwcers refuse to believe it, I've been wrong before. There are bestiality laws:O?! It's funny because it's true. No, I don't want to deal with a freak. *sudder*, a non WC-er... I'll send you a pretty rolled WCP map if you pay for postage. Hehehe, yeah, then I akicked Dund... Tell spacedust he can join and send it to me. Actually, I'm the king of moronic one-liners... surely you've heard of The Book of LOAF. I just haven't blamed all my problems on other people for doing it too... hypocrasy is annoying, you know. When I first heard about it, I was worried that I wouldn't know how to tell Had gently, but it turned out to rock ultimatly. Oh, Hades, any luck finding me a date? Oh, okay. In related news, I was on the news again... They had like a clip from that memorial service I was at and I was in the background... Yeah... which is less embarassing than the time I was in line for Star Wars at a theater in DC and they talked to the person in front of me about how we'd all been there all day... Yeah... maybe Mav can fix me up with that dorm woman... Hmmmm... well, we've got news up for today, encyclopedia preview is in the works... I have an English paper due tuesday, I should work on that... or the encyclopedia preview... Good... lets move on Merchandise, then. No, just missed some easy to miss stuff. His list sucked:( Nothing. Battleship, maybe, but it's not a battleship For some reason I can't connect to Viper... oh well, I'm gonna go work on my Pigeotto... Dugtrios rock, I got 624 experience for killing one... Erm, anyway, we're all missing the point -- the reason why everybody bashes Microsoft is because it's easy... and, hey, if I blame all my life's problems on a huge mega-corporation, what are the chances they'll prove I'm wrong? Dund: You can't have an opinion, because it conflicts with my opinion! Therefore, you're trying silence me because you don't agree! Everybody, look at me, Chris doesn't agree with me because he's a horrible person and has an opinion that differs from mine! And another Dugtrio brings me up to 32... Hehehe... Wizzy, definatly... We should eliminate the subject... Oh, I got mail from somebody wanting the BLoodfang as a COTD... Well, I once pointed out the fact that you were more interested in attention getting insults rather than actually complaining about anything... apparently I was right. Now, do you have anything to actually say or do you want to play flame-'n-cry for another 50 posts? If so, this thread is ended... I like the quit, Psych. Yeah, everybody likes the space sub... better do more. The space-helicopter, for example. You know how after WW2 we gave all of our extra airplanes to Germany? It's just like that, in that it didn't happen and makes no sense... Hehehe, well, honestly, it makes perfect sense, really... NORAD class starbase? Run by Jade Murphy, widow of Richard Murphy, creator of the Border World's Marine Corp. The company creates the best Marine Equipment, I believe in the Galaxy. Amphibious Assault Carriers, gunships, assault choppers and the famous Vindicator fighters are all created by this Marine-only company. Midway class amphibious marine carrier? Can anyone BE that stupid? Mojave-class Assault Ramming Transport!!! In 2671 as the Hakaga fleet cruised towards Earth, Kruger and his staff realized that they were weak, very weak. Kruger's last orders were to start design and development of the first Border World's Heavy Fighter, capable of carrying torpedoes, and all of the newest technology available to the Frontier Worlds. He would later use the Apollo's prowess as an aide to help establish the Union of Border Worlds after the Kilrathi attack on Earth. I can't begin to count all the things wrong with this one little paragraph . Are Tallahsee ships destroyers or cruisers? Oh, I noticed something the other day, I'm pretty sure the TCS Pleiku is supposed to be a Caernavron class frigate... The TV show... it's the medical ship that's disabled Hehehe, poll: "Are you going to complain about this question at the Chat Zone?" * Yes * No * Maybe Oh, I have to go with Tallahassee (however you spell it. Maybe this could be a minipoll until thursday, then we can have an extra-long poll. Maybe this could be a minipoll until thursday, then we can have an extra-long poll. Hehehe, or don't put a 'no' option, then people will have to say that there should be a 'no' option. Ow, the spinning chair died, brb Anyways, I was thinking... WCA came out after WCIV, and because it takes place before they can have Tolwyn in it... even though he later turned into a genocidal maniac... thusly, once we get a few promo clips ready, I'd like to demo my animated series "Young Adolph Hitler" to UPN... Hey Tre, you'd watch a show based on Hitler's wacky adventures during World War I, right? Yeah, that'd be pretty funny... I'm gonna propose it to the networks... we need some character sketches, though... And think of the merchandise... Then you'd be sucked into a pit of logic Hitler action figures... Hitler brand clothing... Hitler toothbrushes... large plush Hitlers... He could have an adorable talking animal friend... No... people hate cookies... Seven people have died, choking on cookies Yeah, people obsessed with believing that the poll means something. "OOOH! If I vote for Privateer 3 Origin will make a Privateer 3!!!!!1111111" I once promised ace a cookie. Hades owes me a girlfriend/ Jeeze, it's just a movie. hotwheelpockets Hey Chris, do you have old Nintendo Power magazines? Wow, our hitthing counts any .com as American... that aint right... 1-900-NUT-BOYS Oh, having only one was my idea. Do I look like I know everything? Well, start a fuss in #WCNews and I'll jump in. Can we please change the poll, just to avoid this fight? Wow, that was the longest I've ever spend eating dinner this week Was it good for you? It unstuffed my nose for a while... 44 megs... I'm gonna learn to render so I can make WCAcademy ships You 'ave exams tommorow? Hades doesn't go to school. Wow, don't register for anything... Then you can be here all day, just like Mark Twain... Yeah, I never see him because I'm at school all day, but I assume that I'll see him once I'm here in the day next week... Wow, this is much cooler than I thought... I had my braille teacher give me my exams instead of my real teachers and finished 'em both in two hours... "How do Xenomorphs exist with acid as their blood?" Yeah... maybe the Aliens colonial marines guide says... Yeah, ass is sucked by predators. You're living in some freaky fake-world. It'll take a while to get used to the voices, but the writing and animation is good. I liked the intro... * LOAF wrote a Cantebury tale. I"ll tape it for you... Hehehe, the pointy haired boss seems even more like Londo now... He's in LA working on my show deal... We need a female lead character... what was that woman's name? and if this goes over well, we can go even further back and have The Adolph Hitler Kids... That's because he is the narrator guy from wonder years. So... this is how Chris thinks... That can be an episode! I'm surprised UPN can actually have a good show... Papa smurf's wife was killed by that cat... leading him to hate all animals... He's an ELECTRIC pokemon, duh. I wanna go to Japan to buy Japanese Ultima merchandise... There was an episode of Weird Science where that happened. Yeah, we should go to Asia... they probably have a lot of cheap Asian pr0n over there... Yeah... I'm pretty sure WB will want this... Exo-Squad was great... Okay, lemme do Eva Braun... Well we can'd see it because he's wearing a hat. Yeah, I've got some nice stuff from Ebay... I'm bidding on a WC1SNES now, I believe... Ahh, I'll prolly get it. What I *really* want is the manual for Secret Missions 1 for SNES Yeah, I have the cart and the little poster it came with, but I don't have the manual. It's interesting, has a new intro... There *may* be... as I understand it they were doing a WC2 cart when Origin & Nintendo fell apart... there was supposed to be one, and I saw promo shots... but as far as I know it was never releasedin the US... FC was less political-but-still-dark... and it seemed more fan oriented than the other books... There isn't going to be a Prophecy novel, Baen specifically said that when we asked a year ago. Yeah, a lot of stuff from SM2 is important in WC2. The trial of the Mandarins, Angel getting so depressed over Bossman's death... Hehe, it's all up in the air now, Had. We know lots of things. First they trained people in character animation. Then they said they were doing the Strike Team game. Then Strike Team was canned. Then they started WCO. Then WCO became 'questionable'... and now nobody is talking and everybody is nervous. Hollis is a great guy, I met him when I was down there... Hehe, he vehemently denied that, Psych. Said that if anything it'd became easier with options for more complex stuff Hehehe, Hollis says he isn't really *THAT* sim oriented... it just happens that the first project he ever did was a sim and that's what he became famous for. But what the fudge does "As it is in Heaven" mean? http://www.wcnews.com/loaf/hitler.jpg http://www.wcnews.com/loaf/eva.jpg http://www.wcnews.com/loaf/eagle.jpg Those are all the characters I've figured out so far... Stalin *SHOULD* be in my show... Wow, all of those ones were appropriate. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!?!?! NO! PIKACHU! WATCH OUT! This is stranger than the episode of WCA with Worf's voice... Damnit, there's no f'ing news I have to go meet a girl at the library in an hour... No, I can't get a date without your help, remember? Yeah, and when Baby Jesus cries Trelane gets medieval on your ass... #WingNut: Has Chris Reid. Your rating scale involves how far up his ass you can stick it, though... DALnet should be a democracy! Yay! I'm a complete moron! Woo! It's not often we get people that pathetic. Oh, yeah, and we'd never be able to get rid of posts from our own Chat ZOne. Well, lets get back to the buisness of running this country... Well.... 4th fleet's pulling for Acadia... I'd better shuttle up with the next crew or i"'ll miss my boat... But what if I meet my future wife, get married have children and the children become th e next hitlers... and then I'll never have the chance to have genocidal kids:~( Chris' script is attracted to the 'Hi'... Hit me. Who's the man who makes Chris jump? HITLER is a lot like !LOAF I'll make the evil Private Henry Tandey... I figure, to hell with continuity if you can have a smoking bearded baby dictator... He's the guy who almost killed Hitler... I'm thinking he'll blunder through each episode almost killing Hitler each time... Americans don't want to kill Castro yet... I'm thinking Baby Castro might be like a seprate thing... I want to do a self-helping update, and I was thinking a tri-birthday update... Where do 12 year olds get a helicopter? Hey, in the episode with Caterpie, where Misty refuses to like him because he's a bug, doesn't it seem like there's something going on between Caterpie and Pikachu? And then he just picked up that pink-thing after he evolved... I'm betting it's a CVA, like the Trafalgar-ER Anyway, so he goes "I'd love to, but you're not Trelane!", eh? eh? Hehehehehe Sorry Tre, just telling insulting jokes about you and your kin... Hi, I'm Arthur C. Clark, and you're eating a Clark Bar. Hi, I'm Adolph Hitler, and you're eating an Almond Joy. Hi, I'm Mike Meyers, and you're eating plain M&M's. Well, I'm gonna catch 'em all and become the greatest Pokemon trainer ever... Tarantula says they produced posters that are at his school, he's going to get contact informatino for us... Hmmm... it's weird how you call her the Queen Mother... makes it sound like England is like a hive mind or something... It's the best thing I've ever said -- especially when you picture Arthur C. clark saying it... Just yesterday a dog bit me, so I went around biting all the dogs & cats I could find... I really chewed 'em up... Just kick her in the balls. http://www.wingcommander.com/privateer/p1/cell1.gif This guy is slower than a dead turtle on toast... Akk! ... is what I'd be saying if I was choking on a chicken bone... * LOAF throws a Crab at Trelane: //(|/\|..|/\|)\\ He's gone :~( Lemme find D-A-N... I fell down a coal chute once... Yay, my Oddish became something better... I'm inventing insta-dry... the problem is that it uses some of the heavier elements... the ones that haven't been named and exist for only fractions of a second inside particle accelerators... Yay, I got a clerfary... and a clefable... Yay, my own Dugtrio... Wow, I tried to beat up my mascot, but it turned out to be a sex thing... but if you saw him, wouldn't you know that he wasn't at home banging Mrs. Wolf? I used to worry about that... and then I realized that nobody cares. Now all I have to do is moon it, and I'll have a Nidoking... Well, now all I need to do is find a female Nidorian to train... I need Reid... 1Z1812531300653654 Follow the book, baby, follow the book. Follow the money. I trained a Dugtrio this morning... Male is the pointy one, female is sweet, right? WhereisChris? My book is in Edison, NJ :o Hehehe, no, something... much more pathetic... The whole channel got addicted to Pokemon. Hehe, the war everywhere, there's no escaping it. You'll start to notice how cute Pikachu is... unusually cute... and because he's everywhere, it'll happen... Then, you'll get a little curious... curious enough to watch an episode of the cartoon... And at first it'll seem a little... kiddie... but you can't turn it off, because there's something about it, something that burrows into your mind. and before you know it you'll be trying to find the ROM. But... in the case of WC, I have this suspicion that the book and script will be better than the real thing. Hehe, the novel has me in it, I can't not read it. Well, there's a Lesnick system... it'd be sort of freak if there was a person named after me on a ship named after me in a system named after me... Hehehe, god, no more carriers. I did a list of Confed capships... thare are way too many carriers. Well, it's been slow lately because of school. there'll be a preview to shut those people up soon, though;) Anyway, I've got a lighted schedule next semester (4 classes instead of 7., so I'll get a lot of work done then. I don't think they'd fit in the little ball things:/ Hey, Sgt NutBoy, do you have a newer picture of you? You could have even more sex if you don't wear your uniform at all... Hmmm, how would you know whether or not the hot males are gay? Has an ROTC unit ever, ever, ever been called in to bravely defend their high school against outside threats? If it was like "These 1,500,333 people who are somehow directly related to Mr. Jason Smalls all died in horrible accidents..." Mr. Eric Klefter: Took a free tour of the White House while under the Bush administration. Later died in a car accident. Hehehe, so, what, two people on an airplane voted for Clinton? I'm not phoning Chris... it's like 6AM CRST "Admiral Geoffrey Tolwyn had an unspoken agreement with the universe that allowed him to take tremendous risks while managing to emerge triumphant and unscathed. Perhaps carrying a piece of the Admiral would allow Sansky to do the same." Dmhas, where's Chris? Yeah, like I'm falling for the script again. I was gonna see it yesterday but I couldn't:/ I'm worried that it won't ship until Monday and then I'll have to wait until... *shudder* tuesday :~( This isn't a game, dammit! a-g-w-c 'as been pretty boring lately. Oh, yeah, did you hear about the movie, Chris? FOX doesn't want to release it until after Star Wars... Chris Roberts put a clause in his contract which lets him have 2 weeks to find a different studio if FOX doesn't release before Star Wars... but he doesn't expect to have any luck... Heya Karl You do of course realize that it's illegal in 48 states to use the term 'fragged' outside of a Quake setting ? Just talks about how I've been accepted:P But it doesn't matter, I'm not going to Maryland. Actually, it was the "Silly Ironic Laws Act", because that had a better acronym... Heck is fuller of shit than a shit based organism. Which means what, exactly? He has an opposable thumb? It's not insulting :~( I'm not interested in that. What, the panther section? Will you be as busy next week, Crid? Dunno, nothing up, just giong stir crazy. Hmmm, well, I'll be here in the day, hopefully. hehe, starting monday I have four hour days . Yeah, I'm gonna send those to you this week... and lots of other stuff for everybody... You need... some maps and some Dragons... anything else? Mmmkay... and Hades needs... maps, dragons, novels, spare change, WCIVDVD, US Priv2 manual... Oh, you two need CDs... If he changes the date if the Iason incident, I swear I'll find him... Because Canada is a hellish landscape of nightmare and darkness... Damnit, if I still had my laser pen I could use it... I'd better go downstairs and get it... brb... Awwwww, too bad it wasn't something cool like playing WCP too much. "Even with a broken wrist Ainamacar was able to bring his Vampire to a landing on the deck of the Cerberus..." Well, we could use some of the unusual time travelling technology from Privateer 2 to go back and make sure they never existed. What the fuck does 'ARN' stand for? Yeah, I know, but it makes a nice introduction for people named ARN. Dash her, I'll send a SWAT team... Wait, the T stands for Team, doesn't it? Are you sure? As I understand it the 'episode 4' was added in later releases of the movie, but wasn't present when it first came out... Like calling WC WC1 when it came with Kilrathi Saga. Wow, P2win95 is being a bitch... In Priv2, the Crius.Net entry -- the 420 year old guy's ship that can see the future. The Nuke 'ems send us to the future. Heya Student. What's Joe the Bartender's full name? He freaks me like a Haesslich... Yeah. I'm typing up all the booth stuff for encyclopedia reference and just so I know it... so I can bug you all with amazing trivia... NEW from Zak Skintight and the Buttock Men, their long-awaited album, 'No Butts'. We can't extract stuff from P2... but what if we force P2 to do what we want? We want to go through all the news briefs, non? and if I save my game... and then come back later... I get the same news brief, right? So something calling a specific newsbrief must be stored in the save file... If we could locate and alter this parameter, we could just knock 'em off, one two three four. That's where you come on... There's probably already been some research done in Priv2 save files... If somebody'd already done it, I"d already have asked them. "Hey, where do babies come from?" "AHH! EJECT! EJECT!"... (G) Stupidest WC ship ever: The Jincilla Skull (No! Nope! No! Nah! Nope! No! No! Yes... I mean No!) Iowa... a bunch of WC1/2 ships... something in Japanese... Read the book? The script? Anything? Dunno, haven't found him yet. I just kinda skimmed it. Like... SWC? or WC2/WC3? Hehe, well... read the book, Peter Telep *REALLY* did his research to fit them together... How can somebody whos name sounds that much like Trelane be so stupid? I assumed people would figure *THAT* out when they read the acknowledgements. Must... find... date... for Priv2... "Mr. Ben Lesnick, Wing Commander fan par excellence, served as my research assistant and sent pages and pages of material, including a list of the names of every capital ship in the Wing Commander universe. I thought relying on a fan for help would be a good idea. I had no idea Ben would be so friendly and determined." Well... I think there's a law that covers that. Oh, you're an op. Yeah, it says that. Hehehehe. Hey, I met this girl... Yeah, supposedly Misty is one... Yeah, but I got confused. The latest it can be is 2825, assuming Joe is 1 year old when he's caught with dongleberries... Criminal Record: 37/G/2769 Possession with intent to supply of a class-3 prescribed substance (Dongleberries), 29/E/2778 Convicted of Gross Unhygiene in breach of 2694 Food and Safety Edict. I don't remember. Chris, do you know? I'd bet it's something like Descent... Hehe, Student has got to be the most on crack guy I know... Joe is 56... so, at the max, Priv2 is 2825. and at the least it's 2778. That's a 47 year gap... we can do better than that, I assume. oh, I typed up all the people, hows your part going, Hades? That's the best news I've gotten all day, Hades I'm pretty sure it's Shaft... Hey Chris, who's the private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?Hey Chris, who's the private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks? The Mylon system has to be the most unlucky system ever... Okay, Mylon II gets whacked by the kats... and then in the preview chapter to Pilgrim Stars, Mylon III gets whacked by Pilgrims. No problem. Any idea how many news briefs there are? Yeah, ther'll be a lot. I'll stay up all night taking 'em down. Anybody remember this movie? Damnit, it was so fucking cool when I saw it on TV many years ago. But my tapes are like... ten years old... There, did the mailbag thing We were supposed to insult that guy, right? "From God... to Kane... to Seth." Freaky, Byyd, I was just thinking that the other day... Yeah, I was flipping channels and I ran into a freaky religious advertisement... it was like 2am... and I was like wondering to myself "How the hell did these people get this way? Weren't they ever capable of thinking for themselves?" and then I got all freaked out because, what if its like something that happens and you don't know it... Rescuers attempting to save survivors of a shuttle crash on Hermes were horrified when they discovered that a Human Organs ring had got there first. Nobody had been left alive, and all the corpses had been butchered for valuable organs such as limbs, eyes and livers. Police are mounting a huge operation to catch the offenders, who are expected to try and sell of their grisly hoard. Why doesn't anything that cool ever happen in real live? Well, Zak Skintight and his band, the legendary Buttock Men, have just arrived on Hermes to play their latest gig. The excitement on the planet is palpable, with everyone thrilled to bits at the prospect of seeing the system's most famous musicians. There is a significant police presence, however, due to Zak and his retinue's notorious taste for Talcum Powder, Bex Beer and Pleasure Borgs. I told him I didn't associate with his sort of scum... erm, I asked him how he'd like to do an interview Halladies Yeah, then my parents would understand why I had to go to the UK... Well, you tell me now. The guide shipped... does CHris have his copy now? Dash, what's the news then? I can't stay... Oh, Peter Telep wants to do a phone interview... Hmmm, actually I cut up the pcitures. He sent me full scans, but ther est of the pics were already in our archive. Works for me... Just write a story where it turns out that Andorra is a government plot. Yeah, I cut the cover up and put it there. Dash, I wrote it quickly, lemme fix it... Where's you find the other one?! Allright, my friends are gone... Yeah, I had to go put up birdhouses with them:/ Well, anyway, it looks like I'll get both packages tommorow... and I'll be getting home early... 'cause I have a shortened schedule now. I love the /amsg command! Hehe, how would you know that they didn't teach us about the English civil war right? At least the US civil war didn't involve the spice girls... Didn't we just change the name of BagleScript? What did Gold come with, aside from that Guide? Isn't Gold's Install guide in the Flight Manual? I'm ignoring advertisements and reference cards. Okay... Chris, what's the ISBN number on your Prophecy? Ye gods, if I ever accept an invitation to host the superbowl's half time show again I want you to shoot me in the leg or knee... Chris: The ISBN should be right above the bar code... Hmmm, my normal Prophecy is the same as Prophecy Deluxe... Hmmm, Chris, you have a WCIV Gold? Either of the DOS WCIV's have a ISBN number? Anybody have a WCIVwin95? Lemme see how the Ultima guy does this, that's what I want to emulate/beat . Stupid moron browser bit me... I dunno what you're talking about but "Hercules: Supercharged Terminator Beast" would make a cool movie... Haess: There wouldn't be a SWC rom... It's on a CD. A 3do emulator would read it off the CD, SWC is huge... SWC doesn't come on a cartridge. Wow, Apoc is full of crap. Now you too can gaze into my amazing life, at AHCZ! Hmmm, it should come within an hour and a half... theoretically... You know what sucks? Irony. Chris' phones worked last week when he couldn't be here, and now they're f'd up when he can be here... I dunno, this is just a really crappy day... it's like raining but not and everything feels off. Oh, yeah, I have word of the guide, from Ain-whatever... that Luke guy... But Chris' was funnier... The Strike Commander engine was later used for the ground portions of WCIII... I wish the guide were here... You go Delance! Get some! Chris McCubbin... I declare the right of vengenace... I don't know how, and I don't know when, but I'm going to make him pay for this... Do you have something to tell me ? You heard wrong;) B&N didn't get theirs to me yet, so I called around and found one in DC. I just got back from buying it It's like... how can I describe it... Its like... a crazed bloodthirsty romp through the city... at points it's so beautiful you want to cry, at points it almost seems like he's giving us the finger... Yeah... it's cool. A few problems, but nothing that we can't fix... The Guide, Hades, the Guide... Maverick doesn't want us spoiling movie stuff in the channel It's both the most wonderful and most horrifying experience I've ever had... B&N didn't have it here... I found it at (of all places) a little local bookshop... I've already thought up a bunch of cool, one even helpful, explanations for some things, though. No... according to the guide the Iason incident was in 2638, and the war started in 2639... and the specs for the Concordia are uber-screwed up, particularly compared to the book which gives the WC2 specs. and it's 'Concordia class', so I've decided that the specs for the Concordia are the AS-concordia I specs... I'd like to set aside some time so Chris and I and whoever else can go through the book and figure out explanations for everything... Pilgrims have the coolest last names... I deeply desire a Pilgrim last name. Devi Soulsong is Chris' mom... and her grandfather is Solomon Truepath... The whole Pilgrim/Confederation history is ultra-cool... and the book is formatted like a... web browsing, I guess. There are banner ads and we get stuff we needed, like Rosie's callsign... Yeah, that was pretty silly... it's not on the young novel. I got the impression that *they* have had it for a while, for some unknown reason. How big are fleets? How big are fleets? Can destroyers carry torpedoes? Look at the space sub! Can destroyers carry torpedos? The Diligent is pretty cool looking (even if it's not Diligent class., it'd make a cool toy... Just lots of &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&'s, pasted after eachother to create a large file quickly. Hehehe... "In step with... Admiral Tolwyn!" Okay, due to major changes in the backstory w/ the Iason... what if it's a different Iason? Yeah, all three... all I need is the official magazine... No, the second isn't the first encounter. It's just something that happened in 2638... and then the declaration of war in 2639 is some sort of reaffirmation... Commodore Tolwyn is Tolwyn's brother or something, and Tolwyn served with A.Blair during his OJT... Actually the declaration was after a major kat-slaughter... so that works well... Oh, I have lots of updates... McCubbin screwed up bigtime. But we're going to fix it... Greenbeauty? Sounds Pilgrim. I hope that answers your question. Be sure to memorize the rules... they'll serve you well through all aspects of your life... assuming your life consists only of WC... Well, use it as an excuse to show the red thing next week. Ye gods, you made the Midway and a morningstar and a Dralthi? You of course refer to the 'game' of life, in a witty metaphor? *** spalt has left #wingnut *** Haesslich has joined #wingnut Veeeery suspiscious. He couldn't tell it was an insult. I mean... just 14 years ago I suggested a game "where you shoot stuff", and 14 years later Half-Life comes out... coincidence? Simp-Chimp! Because fog is a special feature reserved for those of us in the 3dfx club... Dan has enough annoying, annoying people at his board already... I swear, the next person who asks me why they didn't use Mark Hamill in the movie... HeY dAn??? WuZ uPz??? Wh3N iZ tH3 MoViE KoMMiNg OuT!!!???/// HeY lOaF????? WuZ uPz???? WhY d0eZ ChRiS RoB3RTz L3AVE 0riGin???????/// Nothing, Mr. Finklestein... just... becoming more... Rosie... I'd better go check and make sure I spelled your last name right... Hehe, okay. Most people spell Lesnick wrong IRL... I think I'm Ben Lesnice in the yearbook... Wow, what the hell is up with Admiral Wilson's age? Well, its better than the 450 year old person in Priv2, but it's probably a typo. McCubbin probably meant 2598. The Sivar class dreadnought looks a lot like the Snakeir class superdreadnought... Holy... Byyd, check your mail, an intelligent mailbag question. Well, I've got to go do some homework and sleep and stuff, bbs. It's when you take a normal dollar, photocopy it so it fills up a whole page, and then rant and rave about how nobody's getting it. Hmmm, I pissed off McCubbin;) Hehehe, he was nice, just wants me to post something about Batman... Hopefully -- everything comes out on DVD now. I asked him why Wilson was 156 years old. Anyway, I completely disagree with McCubbin, but I'll post his stuff anyway. Neither is Chris Roberts. Well... I understand what Johnny's problem with McCubbin is... But I don't like Roberts either... Erm, I think that'd be illegal, and it'd ruin my copy of the Confederation handbook;) Well, I'm getting home from school early now, and I'll start sending bi-daily status reports... It'll be out before the movie;) Oh, BTW, I have a semi-interesting WC:Guide anecdote... Well, I'll do the thing as an online... thing... and then we'll decide what to do with it before putting it online;) Chris probably knows about the SM1 box... Anyway, when I was getting the guide I was like walking around DC... and there was like this big... massive... crowd of people, because Monica was either coming out of or going into her hotel... Yeah, but the point is that when I was walking home from school 3 days ago I found a copy of it along the road. It's like a... mechanized Hornet/Salthi... the Salthi getting a ball turret... Hmmm? there's like one... Hornety fighter firing a missile at a Salthi-esque fighter. Sure it does... I have friends in Europe... Anyway, I'll take a CIC newscrew and head down to Florida... Because you buy so much porn? No Hades, they kill foreigners in Florida that's fine, can you set one up? We'll need one for the encyclopedia, at least... Me? Yeah... there's some stuff that needs to be added, and I wanna add some info on each thing. Well... I guess... I'd like some help... Okay... lemme find the example of what I want... http://scott.net/~rgregg/ultima/ultima-collectibles.html The info there is what I want to base it on, though. (what's in the box, what format of disks, EA# or ISBN#, release year & a picture if possible)... Very few people know here... Lets complete the list of basic games now... I have a digital camera here... but you prolly have stuff I don't have and vice versa. Okay... well... I thought of just a few things. Basically any PC disk version came in four formats. Boom. That's what I'm thinking about... You're Byydo's slutty roommate:o I wish Chris hadn't died in that fire... http://www.wcnews.com/loaf/drclaw.jpg I know... all those childhood times spent talking and wondering what he looked like - wondering what the true face of evil was... and it's a freakish old man with a big hand.. Hmmmm... yeah, except Brain's slightly more sentient than a Pokemon... Its just... an odd comment. Its the sort of thing kids say Hehehe. Its just an odd phrase. Note to sell, Ainamacar r0cks... Evolved pokemon are often suckier than prevolved pokemon:~( I dunno, I wish I'd never brought this up. They spend a lot of time in alt.sex.* Whats a .mp2? And you heard about Sean:/ Eck, what's going on? Where's somebody crying about continuity problems? I'll wh00p 'em... the movie is completely continuous, Had. Well... you heard the good news and the bad news? Boomer said he didn't want to talk about it... Well, you can't mail his Origin addy anymore... and taser@io.com is down:/ It works, but he won't get anything for a while... Yeah... or you can call him... he left his home number... have you seen the trailer? Oh, great... what's the date for the figures? Hmmm, that's good news... I'm trying to get a job so I can afford 'em Did you see that I have the movie site update all ready? Oh, yeah, I'm all ready to update w/ the movie site stuff... and I have all the movie subpages readied to upload with movie site stuff. I'm taking the 12th off Hmmm, if there's a cheap ticket to Seattle between now and then I'll come. Hehehe, I may... Did Hades tell you that we finished with Priv2? Its a nice resolution too. The lord works in mysterious ways... It was out of here in a week. Yeah, that was funny. They went all the way from 00 to FF . on the hex scale Which is... over 16 squared... Yeah, I'll probably see a hundred or so movies in March... There are different movies coming out in March? Hehehe, nobody in the newsgroup seems to care yet. Erm, but I'm thinking we just ignore the Iason reference there and say it was a different Iason that was destroyed (since the situation is completely different. The only annoying point is Captain Andropolos. There's actually more than one Andropoloses in the book Okay... the other big problem I'm having now is Tolwyn between the wars. Knight... could have survived, we never hear about him afterwards... But then... the biggest problem of all, that I haven't yet explained, is Bossman & Knights deaths. the problem is that he doesn't explode or anything. Oh, Peter Telep... Yeah, how does she know about that anyway? Unless its some freaky secret ops thing. Yeeek, this J7 freak is posting lots of questions... Nothing exciting in the newsgroup... C777 reminds me of the priest from MASH... We could do an update on that... And I just got a new version of that WC3 movie editor that nobody ever tried to use... Oh, not really... I thought it was better balanced than the old one... The kats suck, I guess we understand why CR cut them almost out. Really? I thought it was nice and clear... the old trailer was too dark, but not this one... Hey Del, this is my brother... he's a blade runner... Delance is famous for... being in Brazil or something... When does Beth come back? Sing the friends theme, Delance... YEah. It's in my room... next to the worms... Guess what Dan did today? And now you can blame anything lacking at the movie site on Clinton... Oh, Dan, Bee_Czar is my brother... he kills robots... ChrisReid stars in Dog the Wag... Wow, now we know where 60% of the flat TV's are... Yeah... its amazing how Ash went from being the greatest Pokemon trainer ever to being a guy with a chainsaw on his arm... DA doesn't work on Saturday. Anyway... lets solve some technical... errors... with the guide... There's some freaky stuff that's okay right now, but if they ever chose to write a sequal to say AS it'll screw up. Like Tolwyn was a professor after the Pilgrim War. Specs... are odd... there are specs for... Rapier, Bengal, Concordia SuperCruiser, Dralthi, Salthi, Krant, Ralari, Fralthi, Sivar, Snakeir, Comm ship Yeah... there's no way that this is the same Sivar. Rapier... no way in hell, because it's the F-117... and the Broadsword is the F-131... Fralthi and Ralari... possibly just different variants... they're close enough... Bengal... history got f'd up for:/ I dunno, I wish the encyclopedia were ready so we could just plug in... We're close enough to rollout to consider a format. We're going to work that out after... Okay... lets KISS... shtml with a sidebar for the pad, a topbar for the logo and an internal thing for the entries. AssNet's assy... I like the CIC's colors... but I'd like something a bit more different... What about all those freaks I saw you with when I went there like a year ago? There was a LOAF-net for a short time... Reaver set it up for me long ago... and... can we get... rounded edges? Hmmm... that's... good... where's the picture of you? Can you mention us in some upcoming episode? I can go to the trial and you can interview me... no, light gray background. dark blue graphics. I dunno... Chris might know, he's an expatriot Trekker... But they everything licensed by a company should be considered canon... But then you get into crap where there are things like little Alex Manning and his fan fiction that's non canon canon but stupid... And we can kick people with it too... remotely, of course, to hide the secret of how we do it... You can get kicked Soo... action figures in... under a month? What's the Toys R Us Targeting Computer? Hmmm, Chris' weird west coast chain probably does that too... Anyway... I've got an update about that WC3Movie player... I'm considering doing an update about that guy who was on the set... Oh, tell me what you think... secret1.html, it's a *LOT* of graphics for one update... and we can't do it till the movie site goes up on Monday... Oh, we should follow up the SCARY MASK PEOPLE... and those weird art guys... Hades, I'm looking in your general direction... I archived the other day... Uhm, and hopefully nobody'll notice, but I replaced some of our crappy wc movie pics with nice versions from the yet-to-be-released official site Well, that's what he thought a while ago, when we had those pictures, now he just wants to know if we've had any luck since having not contacted them then. Holy shit, hey samcat Well, we're looking at a February 22nd earliest known release now... I'm betting TRU might get them sooner, since Diamond made such a big deal about how they'd get the figures later than normal stores... Hehehe, in elementry school you always gave supersoakers to the kids you didn't really know for their birthdays. You're my Nut-Boy sidekick... I'll come visit it if I ever go to Seattle Yeah, you wanna go to Seattle to see the movie? Can you paint your house yellow? Nah, they're supposed to send you something any day now... They didn't seen Report Card #1 Hehehe, I'll post it to the CIC... I think I did the suckiest I've ever done this last quarter. Do you know what a taco is? Do you know what a man is? A womyn is like a grrl... You haven't heard of The Book? over 10,600... Can somebody go grab a shot from SO of the alien device? I was fighting evil... The evil inherent in a lack of good updates today. Not very well, but I had a bagel too How do I make a color transparent in PSP? It'll be out of stores by Monday... Well, this just goes to show what I've been saying all along... Magno does like the best art. Anyway... encyclopedia stuff... Anyway... can we work on the encyclopedia setup? I kinda like his html part, but his graphic *SUCKS* . Up H'hrass! is probably a popular punchline in the 27th century... There, a Hadfree environment... Just post the current one and tell them that it's a space sub game. It's in a blue nebula... Had is very, very, very lagged... Why the fuck not? Anyway, lets talk encyclopedia... Anyway... everything needs to be together... overlapping... not as a long thing. anyway, won't that fade if we blue-ize everything? damnit, I've got to stop doing that ;) thing It has deck plans of the Bengal class carriers... I... seem to recall having taken out quite a few kats in my time. Oh... you missed this, while you were away... but Apoc is... how can I put this nicely... the opposite of not full of shit... My guess would be that APoc is the SMAC equivalent of CBF... or a WCN staffer... The newer one is on Dans-box, but he'll know if I give away the location:/ Good, now lets get him to tell Chris. There's going to be a lot of newspaper reviews of it... We should try to buy as many newspapers we can that day... and then following it there'll be a lot of magazine reviews. It'll be a good time for updates... You don't suck as much as Had's new one... But... I think that we need... to contact Phoenix. Yeah. Erm, but anyway, Chris, can you contact Phoenix? have you mailed Phoenix yet? What if... instead of a gray background... we have a manilla background? I don't remember, I'm just wondering if we can make it look like folders. I want a searching thing... Can't we have a little thing on the side like barnesandnoble.com ? http://www.wcnews.com/loaf/sandy2.jpg My cat and dog... No, Chris, Monday. Or we can cheat, steal lie and plunder and cheat and lie and steal also plunder 'Gumby's Pizza' sounds kinda hideous... OhmyGod,itisthesameGumby Well, lets get everything else set up first, I suppose. I hasten to ask what product they market Blue Goo around... There's a six dollar harassment fee, and you have to wait until after he helps us. I'm MAGIC... uberMACGIC, we say... Speaking of things you can eat for $200, Alex, Byydo! Oh, Phoenix will do our stuff for us... Are you calling the Derek Smart flamewar clutter?! You bastard, how dare you insult the flame war!!!!!!! I'll have you know that I'm already having my lawyers look into this offensive post... Wow, econ-o-save Is there anyone I like less than Will Smith? Boldscript, v1.09 Ooooh, a f001 screwed up trivia... But he only got 2/3:~( Somebody posted the answers to agwc and then apologized... Why is Psych *ALWAYS* watching Midway? That and the submarine... And how many torpedoes/fighters/ships are in a fleet Hehe, 'Tanfen' sounds like some sort of a fat drug... Hehehe, you know why that is? Because my name starts with B and it's in alphabetic order. that's why Adam Foshko was first... He died a while ago, non? Yeah, that's odd... Shouldn't VS get highlighted? That like wine Jello Poor stupid Chris Roberts. He wants to be a ral director. I meet more girls in my subconscious... Wow, I usually only dream about sex... and instead of water they'd shoot anthrax we get lots of them at the store Wow, you bought one too? Hmmmm... ahh, I can't wait to be out of high school:/ Stupid high school sucks ass... That's because you go to college in the one state everybody forgets when listing all the states... I'm gonna do some encyclopedia notes from AS, bbs Girlie posters as in pr0n or pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio? Wait... he'd criticise you for watching pokemon :o? This is a new roomate? Did you kill the last one, in an amusing saga much like that oft presented on American television? Wow, people leave UDel? I'm bored waiting for the Simpsons. I wanna go to college and eat half a pizza:/ You wanna show your new roomate that you're cool by playing a cool game like Hlaf life, right? That was a long time ago, wasn't it ? Oh, NutSo showed her to me a while ago. Who are these people? "I find it hard to believe that anyone that young could be an Admiral." Dr. Stuart Dent died today... Stu Dent Oh, you people are impossible, impossible! I'm going to go find the Robot! * LOAF Jak-tu's Hadrian * LOAF gets out his Dor-chak <-==> Floyd was also the "Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?" Robot, wasn't he? I already asked him what was going on... Sean didn't want to talk either:/ Johnny hasn't been here? Damn, damn, damn! I was there then... but... that was before Sean... Chris, mail Johnny's new address, under the pretense of giving him the URL for the new trailer... Wow, I dunno what we'd do if Johnny were fired... It'd just be people I don't like left working on WC:/ Wow, what are you doing on here so early? Oh. I was at school... but now school's out... Well, out for me, I'm only taking a few classes this semster... Hehe, I don't want the WC movie to be a big hit... If it's a big hit Chris Robert's 'll go "Oooh! I can make another one!" and Chris McCubbin 'll go "Oooh, I can write another book!" and somebody at Creative Licensing will go "Oooh, we should market WC diapers!"... Yeah... hopefully when examining the sales info FOX will realize that they made lots of money and assume that they only did that because it had the SW trailer. Was "WC diapers and tons of crap" a pun? I do not want it to be a hit. I don't want to go into school on Monday, March 15th and overhear people talking about how cute Chris Blair is and how cool SFX were... Plus, if the movie is popular... I won't be able to wear one of those cool Pilgrim crosses... They're like cross things that Pilgrims wear that have knives hidden in them... You mean Chris Reid? Anyway, a movie version of me would say stupid things like "Hyuck, we first met 'dem cats in '38! Says so right here in my durn guidebook! Hyuck!" Yeah, because he's a stupid movie LOAF from Arkansas and he doesn't know that there are WC games... No, the real LOAF is from Maryland... although I think he was born in DC... Hehe, at least he stopped bugging me. Sooo... re: Chris McCubbin... since you probably know the area better than I do, where can we hide the body ? Hmmm, everybody with Banshees have had that problem, but maybe Voodoo 2's do too... For some reason for the past two years every crap ass Priv-esque game has gotten a token former Priv1 team member so as to claim it was done by the same team that did Privateer. Mmmm hmmm, also we're going to have to follow this movie thing. DA doesn't have the rights to do a game either... they made sure of that when they granted it to them Sean was a great artist... but so was Chris Douglas, and did you miss him? And, no offense to Foshko and the others who left, but if it means that Johnny has more control over the next WC, then it's a good thing. Now... this happens every couple years and we panic every couple years, but they didn't cancel WC when Chris Roberts left and they didn't cancel WC when David Downing left, and they're not going to cancel WC now... WC makes money, EA likes money, there'll be another WC... Well, selling newspapers is how some of the richest people in the world get their money... But... WC makes a LOT of money. We may be worried now, but when U:A flops Origin won't have a choice. Because U:A will suck;) It'll sell to the approximately 12 Ultima fans... It's hard to believe someone that young can have risen to the rank of Admiral... Chris "ChrisReid" Reid Well, it still needs more porn Fine, Hooty McBoob it is... Where's my radiothing? I'm going to the gym in a minute or 30... The movie site ? I got my talking stick... Yeah, that's Crid's freaky newspaper. Betcha he actually killed himself... Did you see the way daddy caught that bullet? I just fear that the book will say something stupid. He wrote an editorial about laser pens:~( Hehehe, my school newspapers... headline: "Golf Team Whacks Off To Successful Season"... Yeah, that's what all the FanARt has been so far... or, it could be a classifieds add... swcpc, seeks swcmac for long walks on the beach. There are some nice pics of the... Connie... in cut scenes... make textures from those. Hehehe, shut up Had, I'd kill for Johnny's 3d stuff too, but we're not getting it. Sid Meier's not a man... He's a fictional character used to sell products, like Chris Roberts or Roberta Williams You all see this bitchin' Tiger's Claw? Hey Chris, I got a talking stick... Your principle's name is Fisher? My principal's name is Fish:o "Miss Ohta will deal with you, isn't that right, Miss Ohta?" then this like manwoman with a whip snickers... But if somebody took over Israel, I wouldn't fight. You responded to Had's question with something other than "BECAUSE YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That was at the bottom of the movie press release. Somebody want to...? Hey Chris, I'll have you know that I've used my laser pen for many usefull non harassing purposes. I use it to point out stuff when watching Star Trek in freezeframe with my crazy brother... Well, I'm gonna go knap for a while, bbs Do hookers have ISBN numbers? I don't think so... Possibly bar codes, but no ISBN number... Erm, but Kirha was sworm to Ralgha by some other lord... his *ORIGINAL* clan was Ragitagha, later Hhallas, later Aussie. Movies seem to usually come out around 2 here... so we'll probably see it at the same time (G) I'm ultra-brilliant I figured out Bossman's death. Obviously he didn't eject, since his fighter is still around... and he died "instantly" of radiation poisining according to the book... (from a letter from Angel to Mingxing...) Now... that made me wonder... a) Who dies instantly of radiation poisoning? Then... I realized... what do we know about these death letters? They lie to protect the family. So Bossman was probably dying of radiation poisoning, but somehow survived. I wrote a thing with lots of explanations and sent it to you and Nut and Johnny I like my Bengal-2619 thing, too... Have you tried independant bookstores? That's what seems to be stocking them... Hehe... I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going out. BBS... Tommorow is 'cultural diversity' day at school... each classroom is going to be a 'country' and we're supposed to go visit each one... Naturally, I did the only thing that seemed right this morning... Gathered up an army Yeah... those other countries are going down. I... don't recall seeing Canada in the lists I took from my mom to make plans with. I think 'cultural diversity' means the countries that have different cultures... there's no US either:/ But we're gonna wh00p some Israeli ass! Hmmmm... sooo... how's SC3K? HCl does cool stuff, but then the German military made some damned cool aircraft. Hmmm, this'll be a bitch to find something on, one sec. Cooler than me saying 'Connie' fourty six times today... and I counted... I'm going to find my house if it kills me... Yeah, 18 and in Texas, I could be executed any minute... I don't want to see the movie with a big group of "I WANNA SEE THE TRAILER! LETS SCREAM AT THE TRAILER!" people and a big group of "Freddie is soooo cuuuuuute!" people... Lets face it, there were some cool Star Wars movies... 20 years ago. Star Wars people now suck... But, hey, Star Wars died for me when I saw the first 'Ewoks' movie BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL * LOAF sips his beer Hmmm, I'm actually drinking ginger ale... Which is sort of like beer for losers, I guess... except I say 'connie' instead of Concordia, so I can't be a loser... It's really improved my fictional sex life... I need a nice picture of the Palistinian flag... Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch, But you musn't touch. His name sounds good in your ear... but when you say it you musn't fear... cause his name can be said by anyone... Hehehehe, somebody mention the CIC. Chris, you do it. Erm, at that freaky message board. I *THINK* it's 2626.151, but I'm not completely sure without checking my notes... I think I did in my review... http://www.slashdot.org/articles/99/02/09/2041234.shtml There, Dan's site got mentioned and he got 1600+ hits that day. Mention the CIC;) Saffron Burrows doesn't look like Angel-WC2 I have a pinup of Blair, but it doesn't mean anything. 4A thin red line of heros stands between Earth and annihilation! betcha he didn't see *THAT* coming it makes much, much... much... more sense than 4INCLUDES CONFEDERATION OATH OF SERVICE So, what do you think of the craptastic Mister McCubbin? Because the Confederation Oath of Service is just a bad poem they put on the back of the Academy manual. Can we please start talking about the Concordia so I can say "Connie" some more? I can't hate the book... but I can damned well hate the man. Yeah... it's stalking around inside of me... and every day it gets a little bigger... Someday, there'll be no LOAF left... just McCubbin... The second Concordia looks like a battleship out of water... Speaking of which, I wrote a long document on why the Confederation Handbook is fully canon... I like Byydo's quit better. Hehehe, I did. It's nice... it makes some sense... Because it is the second Concordia. Of four. Hehehe, the WC2-Concordia is based around the PTC, which hasn't been captured yet, so it can't be the WC2-Concordia. Dan, there were four Concordias. It's like the Enterprise of WC. I hate it when that happens... What is it with McCubbin and the military designation 'super'? He did that in the WC3 guide too. Chris, can you fwd my document to Dude? Yeah, the Sankeirs in SM2 were a new class of ship, they'd just been spotted... Fralthi was McLaren, where was it the Snakeirs were first seen? No, Ardai, definatly... You encounter them in a mission at Firekka and then Halcyon tells you that they've been spotted near Ardai and classified Snakeir They're kinda boring, though:/ I, Benjamin Jeremy Christopher Reid Barrie Almond Lesnick have an extreme case of Forstchen name disorder:~( I interviewed Forstchen for WCHS... He's like away now, though:/ We were trying to set up another interview... Hmmm, I can't wait for cultural diversity day. We don't know:/ I know Andrew Keith wants to write two more books... Johnny shows up at night a lot. He was here all afternoon yesterday... Because Chris Roberts aint got no respect. My only knowledge of Voodoo is my extensive use of the 4dfx card... And as soon as one of my teams captures a working terminal, I'll update you all on the progress of the war. Awwww, that sucks, 100 percent of the Muslim world is Muslim:( Only *SOME* of them lost their king... and we can't kill him, because he's dead... Its over a year old, so it's not a puppy anymore... Woah, don't Derek Smart on me... agwc is exciting... but it's not as exciting as saying Connie instead of Concordia... Did I tell you that I'm taking over the world tommorow, Chris? It could have even just been guarding a jump gate that the Hades is behind. Then we'd be protecting the gate to Hades... Those Dralthi missions rocked. You could wh00p some Snakeir ass... Most depressing mission would be the Hell's Kitchen one were you *can't* save the transport full of refugees. Nah. In HK Halcyon kept reminding us OVER AND OVER that the dashed transport was full of Children. Did you see how I got the TCS Beowulf mentioned in the movie novel? Wasn't that cool? That was probably the coolest thing I ever did... Getting the Beowulf mentioned in the movie novel... He doesn't get the Beowulf reference, does he? Hehehe. When you go to save the Concordia in WC2... They go "They've destroyed the Beowulf!" or something. It was the Concordia's old escort ship. Awwww... does Chinese writing look like... English? Why can't the kats have different cultures? We know they have different languages... I mean, it's rediculous to assume that the kats are just this one big ball of cat. What about the Shiraak? That was rounded... Anyway, I'm gonna be away like half of next week because they're running freaky tests on me:~( So I'll prepare some updates that can be posted over time to make it seem like I'm here. But I'm a part of an NIH survey on Sticker Syndrome, so I'm supposed to go there for three days and get poked and proded... Maybe it's a symbol that means allegance to the emporer. Yeah, don't argue with Byydo... when Byydo gets mad, Mister Reid gets drafty... and when Mr. Reid gets drafty PEOPLE DIE! Ace's Happy Attention Deficite Disorder... Girls don't like you because girls just don't understand that Wing Commander is the Star Trek of computer games... Just Gash. His parents named him after the fact that they cut their hands on a car once... It's odd how Blair & Maniac's dads are both named Arnold... Yes, I know who Crid is, but what was he arguing about? I'm gonna go reheat some spinach pie "OH MY GOD! THEY'RE PEOPLE! AND THEY'RE MELTING!" I hear 30 million Matthew-O-Ron's yelping that WCIII/WCIV/WCP acting sucks... I dunno, that second Vampire looks *EXACTLY* like the promotional artwork... Because "Here Come the SuperModels!" would be a cool update. "She ate in and then went pee"... you could be near the top of a kindergarten class... Ack! Don't touch me there! I'm straight! Damn straight! Hehehe, that's what LW is looking at now, isn't it? Ahhh. Hehe, speaking of upcoming games, I was over at the official U:A forum earlier... (a bunch of people were coming from there to the CIC and I was trying to figure out why ) and it was strange how supportive everybody was of the game, after all the bad stuff that's been going around... Instead of having the timer on the front page, I want to have a link you click to open a pop-up-window type thing with the counter in it since it's causing mucho-load-time-problems Hmmm... are you sure? I thought the java-aspect of the pop up things was simply the fact that they automatically pop up. What's with the agwc3 post? The robot mill is spinning. LOAF: Well... basically I hit 're: News' and typed in the text. I'm using Netscape's newsreader... an interesting note would be that the original text was to read 'The robot mill is churning.', but the censors made me cut that because it implied that they were making butter or something... Oh, yeah and I switched Hades to 'Chris' in the subject line, which admittably might be a bit risque... Beowulf as in the ancient story or Beowulf as in Beowulf-the-Known-Space-character? Delance, you scare me... No, nothing else scares me... just you... and Ginger Allen... Maybe you need some rest or something? How'd you get six hours worth of mess? Oh, good... I didn't tell you yet... I'm gonna be gone for three days next week:~( Well, Dan's site went back to getting a sucky number of hits. http://www.jotto.com/pages/lunch/index.html That's just odd... Wow, I am *SO* going to the E3 next year Yeah... although it'll take a year to convince Psych that we need Pokemon... He'll be on this space sub thing for a while... Yeah... Ash is always scoring... The WC movie 'll be out on DVD in July? Uhm... Delance, get out more. There are like 3 extra scenes, Carmen thinking about Johnny after he dies, Carmen and Johnny coming home from school... and something else... My guess is that the barracks room is like for when there's an alert or something... I just think it'd be cool to kill kill kill kill kill! Shut up, Dund. I mean, everybody and his sister Janice has downloaded ROMS... but who put them there? How did they get them from a silly little gameboy cartridge onto a computer? But why does Mr. X interface builder, who obviously owns the game, want to put them onto the computer? C0m3 t0 C3l|N@Z W@R3Z S|T3Z!!! ChrisReid-5? I saw ROTJ in '84 :o It came out in 84. I thought it was 77 80 84. Terminator II was the in thing in... 5th grade, I think Wow, I must have seen it in 1983... 5th grade was also when Alien little 3 came out... I remember my friends being amazed that my parents let me see Alien little 3... This incredibly odd site is very funny... What we got back... didn't live long... Is it the P2 thing? http://www.myboot.com/cheesetaco2.html *THAT* is a cool story I guess I should head back to the world of pokemon, bbl You keep your terrifying past a secret, how can it be lengthy? How odd, my Windows bar disappeared fwod it to me, Chris? Anybody ever find a Windows Gameboy? Yeah, send it to me too I need to reset, probably... because I can't find my start button. But the Windows one doesn't let you trade anyway. There's a link option I just plain hate people... But I got some k00l news. Take it from here, I'll post all this durned news. Rock ass, lemme know... Yeah... but 10 days in the WC news buisness is like 10 years in... ant years or something... Also, I hate people who go "I have a P2 600 with 256 megs of ram and a dual Voodoo 2 and a million megs of hardrive space, can I run X game okay?" What the hoojib is that thing with the Ferrets? Note to self, kill self It's a shame the WC movie novel didn't suck.. "Telep-athetic" would be a cool sounding headline. But then I'd wh00p your a$$, and shake out all the #'s... Wow, that makes what, four? Five? This is the only movie with the word 'rection' in the title that you'll ever be able to bring a date to... Haven't you read the CIC movie merchandise site? I can go "I'm not really a religious man... but I KILL LIKE ONE!" You talk to a girl:o Erm, it looks like a Viper... but is it? Lots of things look like Vipers... Yay! The Clinton crap is over! But we didn't know that. Listening to Had & Psych rant... I finally made a timeline for encyclopedia stuff, so I know what I have to do when... Well, it's usual AcesCrap. Yeah, five weeks... I need Hades to do some screenshot stuff, though... Sounds good... I was hoping to get it done before the movie, but I think I need just over a month... Well, Raptor bugs me because he has trouble telling the difference between realWC and acesWC... No, I need a timeline or it'll take forever again. I wonder if anybody's gotten married because of UO... I like the flight decks... but the 65 looks off... Well, I seduced the old owner and whole she was asleep I took her keys... Oh, and that idiot never actually registered the channel... I went in right after his post appeared and registered it for myself. Well, Toyfair is over and we still haven't heard anything... Me and my brother are going info-searching tommorow at TRU and some mall places... Well, it's gone down for like an hour before. Okay, rumor (Dan) has it that the WC movie premire is March 11th in Austin... Okay... now... lets see... Who do we contact? Erm, NYoung or Boomer? Chris, can you contact Boomer? Hades: A premiere is like the special first showing for the people involved in the movie and everything. Is Kwast at work? What about you Had, would you go? Oh, the CIC is back We haven't been given notice yet. If they let us, I'd go in a minute. You mail Boomer, I'll mail Neil(tm)... Reminding them that Boomer mentioned this quite a while ago;) And begging for two tickets to the premiere... Lemme paste mine, one second. Catch 22, I don't think we can get anything in writing until we know who's going. Hehehe, LOAF does what he wants when he wants. Once. I'm gonna make mine sound more certain, do you mind? Wouldn't bastardizing a bastard be a good thing? Oh, Kris Kristofferson, he sucks in everything he does. And I've seen everything he's done like 400 times. I hear SMAC sucked:/ Chris is telling me right now... So technically I'm hearing wrong... which makes you talking wrong which covers the hearing wrong... You must not have played that game CHris made... Speaking of dead crabs, did anybody see Pokemon today? Wait, go tit. Your so immature Hades. Wow, Chris McCubbin looks... odd... No... they all look sort of like me... But McCubbin... looks like he'll die of a heart attack any minute now. Wait, what am I, now? I'm tall, fat and no longer have any facial hair... Tuesday Frase is a woman? Actually, Hades, you look just like a British guy I used to know... David Ladyman looks like the "If it's not Scottish it's CRAP" guy...Hehehe, seriously, when I was living in Aix en Provence there was this British guy who went to school with me... Hehehe, my former AP Bio teacher was interviewed by my brother for the school paper... and I was hanging around, and it turns out he commanded one of those little boats that went up the Mekong (sp) delta in Vietnam just like in Apocalypse Now. Whatever the river is called. Yeah, but I don't even know if that's the river or if that's something else. Oh, I've been having a reoccuring dream... That I'll wake up really early and turn on WCA and it'll be half over and be some new episode that I can't figure out why exists... I've had it like four times now:/ That is *SO* true. especially the last part. Tell Hades to check his mail I've gotten Neiled on weekends before... maybe we'll hear from him today There may be nicer ones... lemme see what I can find... I think "Want to see my asb?" would be a good slogan... Anyway, today's episode was all about Paras Because I assume Hades has sent you a postcard. You didn't get the one I sent:O ? I didn't send a monkey one:~( Very funny... Amusing, how you used the plural when describing team Johnny... "Team Johnny, blasting off!" That... Is... So... Freaky... Chris wasn't here when I was wondering about that, though. It saved all those people at Custer's Carnival, right? I don't think we should worry about the appearance, the look of the ships changed for SWC, too... Well... I dunno, who can go? It may be even sooner than a month, though It may be less than that... it *sounds* like a date hasn't been set yet. I'll mail him back after a find Dan... I'll try and find out when... and I'll see about getting hotel rooms... Me too... but we need somebody at home anyway, who we can call to write an update. Hold a fundraiser. We can arrange for your tour of Origin. Now, quick mail Boomer. Say "Ooops, LOAF talked to Neil and we're going!" or something. Sounds good. Unless you know you're going and want to mention getting a tour. Okay. Talk to your mom? My only problem is needing the date ASAP so I can get a ticket... Austin is very walkable... the only problem I can see would be if we were going to go visit Origin... No, we have 'em, they'll be in the encyclopedia. I'm considering a seprate game-ships section, though She's been interested in us lately... Wow, I sucked the rubber off my stapler... I noticed that when I bit it the metal thing in the front raised a little... so I tried sucking it, and the rubber all came off... And I was biting it plaing stapler-chicken, by *ALMOST* stapling my lip to my teeth... Yeah... it's EXTREME STAPLING I'm talking to him now, we're trying to figure out something... I dunno what to do, though I don't have $100:/ But your money estimates were too high, he doesn't need that much... If I can get any more money any time soon I'll donate it... There are other problems, now, though:/ He has enough for the ticket, but he has to stay for 7+ days and I know I can't stay that long or I'll lose credit:/ but 7+ days is a lot of hotel time. Goes well, if not a little confusing. Oh, I replied to NYoung asking for more info. HAHAHAHA, you can alter them! http://dev.spintec.org/intranet/ I knew it could do some of it, but I'm not sure about the rm's... We may laugh about this, but !!!!!!!!!16yroldsex is a serious matter which I feel that the CIC staff should investigate fully... Its strange how Neil calls me Ben instead of "LOAF" or "My son" or "Heathen" or something... * LOAF wants some of the holo-porn from the movie novel And McDowell was *supposed* to do it, but Fantasy Island payed much, much more. Well, they didn't offer the job to Mark. As I understand it nobody in England likes him... "No. Definatly not!" was his reply, I believe... I never got hit by any of P2's bugs I was just lucky... Still wouldn't be enough:/ It's the difference between 400 and 1200 pounds... Broot! Broot! Broot! Well... interesting story... Chris and I were born at the same time in a binary star system... erm, but we were hoping to talk about hopes for taking you with us without Had What does a flight cost now? How long can you get that price? It's NOT an international airport:( You can't live there:( Now he wants to make a Starlancer movie;) You don't really want to screw up your life on accoutn of WC, though, do you? I guess. I don't have any, but sure. How much do you estimate you'd need total? Well... you can skip lunches;) You pay your parents f'ing rend? So you need... 150-250 for food? That's a lot. Just eat at McDonals every day... 5 bucks a meal, 3 meals a day times 7 days... . or two, if you're skipping lunches. 70 bucks of McDonalds food. Yeah, you can buy food at a grocery store and such... a thing of peanut butter and a LOAF of bread will last you a long time. There's a free shuttle from the airport to the city. And will your parents let you go? and I don't know how long I can get a hotel:/ Yeah, I'll have to head back or I'll lose credit and won't be able to go to college... If it's a thursday I'd probably go on wednesday and leave on sunday... So, what are your chances? - Better than LOAF's chances with Saffron Burrows. - About the same as LOAF's chances with Saffron Burrows. - Less than LOAF's chances with Saffron Burrows. Attention. Attention... I'd like to thank you all for coming today. Please don't quote only that in twisting my words to sound bizzarely sexual. As you all know I once kicked Maverick from #Wing-Commander... Everybody sit down and get me a podium with that 'LOAF' logo on it... The reason at the time being that he had called "Dana", a woman whom I had some sort of perversely sick obsession with, a whore.ow, I'm not one for humility, as any agwcer will tell you, but I'm going to point out that this time, I was wrong. Although, I must secondarily note that in all truth Maverick was wrong -- no man -- or woman -- in his right mind would touch 'Dana'... therein, although she may exhibit many whorish qualities, she cannot fill her desired role. I should end on a positive, corrective note. The term 'bitch' would have been much preferred. Thank you, and lets get back to the job of running this IRC dynasty. Depodiumize Thisishowwidemyircboxis_____________________________| Anyway... I guess it can work... my only worry is that you'll regret it. But you won't have any money, anyway. I guess I'm just thinking with the wrong mindset. I'm in... I'm afraid Hades prolly won't be:/ I remember when I was going to just visit France for a few weeks it took six months of paperwork. I don't see how:/ Has he thought about stuff like a visa and his passport... Yeah, Neil Young mailed me... no date has been set yet, either Well, Hades is pretty sure he can go. Hmmm, can we get a shot of an arrow from the top, engines pointed towards the top of the screen? So it looks like an Arrow-heart? Damnit, nobody's f'ing covered WC at toyfair yet. "Nut Boy, you cannot to to Japan!" They make you pay fricking rent to live with them, you have the legal right to slit their throats when they least expect it... Wow, why is that black? Am I all alone:~(? In fact, I'm set to help Telep revise stuff next week. Some of the figures have Pilgrim Crosses molded to them It's some sort of in-joke about former Origin employee Dallas Snell... you see him mentioned a lot in the older games. (General Snell in WC2, in some Ultima too... As for in-universe, they must just hopper-drive there (G) I'm 6`2" and I'll ride mine... alt.binaries.erotica.chrisreid, naturally. Well, it was a gift (formerly worn by Spyder!, but I'll wear it for special occasions... seeing the WC movie the second time, going to a WC convention, the senior prom, etc... Hehehe, DS9 uniform meaning one of those mostly black ones or a Bajoran jumpsuit (G)? Wow, I spelled *THAT* wrong. Chee. I dunno... I can try I guess when I hear from him again... I honestly think it'd be a problem:/ Look at the mail from him... I forwarded it to you, right? Oh, I changed it at the last minute to just asking if we could get tickets for the staff... NIH, I'm going to be away for three days, remember? Any headway on figuring out the go-to-Austin thing? Erm, tell them that there are no details. I won't be back until Friday, so we probably won't figure out anything until then... What about Hades & ace? Well... maybe I'll have my brother contact everybody when I get mail from Neil... Because I'll be at NIH and all... National Institute of Health, I'm having tests done for three days... Well, at least I don't have what Dr. Barrie Almond once described as "a sick sexual infatuation with Mister Tolwyn" :P Yo ho ho and a bottle of Reid Hmmm... then we are faced with a conundrum... Hehehe... well, we could still all get together in Austin to see the movie. My EBX isn't stocking them... and my comic book store guy said he couldn't say... Wait, yours is babbages, Chris? I thought it was something else.. Ahhhh. And Software Etc is the price gouging big-city affiliate of Babbages... Which is run by the notoriously evil Dr. Edward Klam, PhD... Who, to coin a phrase, wants to destroy the world. Yeah... we could do the Austin thing for everybody... but only three of us could see the premiere... We could get the tour-de-Origin and the tour-de-DA... StarCraft figures were cheap at EBX today... I considered buying a Quake figure because they were so sweet... but I saved my money for the big score... I dunno... I wouldn't push our luck:/ So... who do you want to go most ? Yeah... and then we could all go see it a bunch of times on Friday. Hmmm, I guess... I'm worried that Hades would be making a big mistake. Would either of you want to do that ? Nah, you're the most important of the five... I guess you're right. It's worth it for Hades... Wow, that came at a bad time. By which I mean "Your right about Hades", not that I'm the most important What about you, Tre? I know Tre can't go;) You know what's annoying? Do-it-yourself quotations... ''Hey Chris!'' I exclaimed! My sister got a Pokemon comic book... It was in black & white :~( But she colored it... It was sort of embarassing at the store... It was where I reserved Wc stuff... and she'd find all these pokemon there and go "You caught that one! It's a Diglett!" ad nauseum... I mean, she totally screwed it up, it was Dugtrio... Hey, where'd you guys get those Vulpixes? I don't think you have such a friend... unless you mean Chris... If a bunch of morons come in we +m and then only the ops an the +vians can talk Oh, that's the WC movie... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over! But I dunno when the premiere is... No... but Sandy is in heat and there are all these guy cats here... I don't know, there's this huge ass orange cat and this gray cat that looks insane... I dunno, I want to stay closer to town than I did last time... Wait, you have like butlers, don't you have unlimited funds? lets ass-you-me that it's the 11th... We'd want to go on maybe the 10th, see Origin, see the movie, and then hang out ont he weekend. Where is this calculator? Probably... all I have is a suit. Hmmm... not many figures are 3 3/4"... That depends who's going. It r0ck0rs that they're coming with cards, and I like the smaller figures better than the Star-Trek like stuff... Me too... if I have to fly to the West Coast (tm) and the fighters! Oh, how I desire them... Oh, Had, should I make up questions for you to ask X-Toys? Do you have 700 dollars? Dash:/ Well... just let Hades go for this one, you'll get the WC movie in theaters much earlier. Say something like "Yeah, I guess somebody needs to stay home and report everything we find..." or something Awww, psyduck Had doesn't seem to understand the fact that there are only 3 tickets. Woo hoo, I dehadrianized. I just explained that Hades is more important. Erm, but I was more polite. I'm taking care of that... There are lots of hotels in Austin... I can't go to thet URL You do realize that Austin is not in California? It's a mathematical constant. Austin, TX <> Bakersfield CA Delance is a Brazilian freak I've never heard of any of those. He's a laywer-in-training... and he drove a tank during the Bosnian conflict or something... I stayed at the Doubletree near the airport, which was *VERY* nice... the problem is that it's not in the city. In his spare time he supervises the production of Malcolm McDowell pr0n... The guy I know has two hotels in Austin... Albeit it made up... Yeah, you're "on" the law school... Okay... where's Hades? We have to sort this out or it'll drive us all insane... Foolow 360 out of the city until it loops back and hits the river... and Origin is right there by the river... Maybe we should create a random number generator that'll choose who gets the tickets. No, that could totally ruin Hades' life. Erm... but not for a long time. That 'yellow star' is the 14th Fleet's logo... Yellow star with a black border, right ? Yeah, I could prolly take out several dozen of those 12 year olds once I get that Pilgrim Cross... Assuming we're including 12 year olds who've lost their arms and legs, then the above statement is true. That's what the gray looks like in the game... The box rendering seems to be the same as the game rendering. Hmmm... my guess would be that green is the factory color. Well, I have 62 pages of WC2 script to go over... Oh... I'm setting up hotel stuff, my parents are getting me a plane ticket I'm going to say "Hey, can you get me a hotel room like before?" and then I'll have a hotel room like before. That can't be true. Why is everything called Sheridan with you? I can't, this is supposed to prove that I can operate independently in Austin. I don't see how/why all these people are coming. But there's only THREE tickets. We haven't decided who's going That would make sense, seeing as that there'll probably be only 3 people... We should wait until there's more information, and when we've decided who's going. Hehehe, I'll have a dorm in August and won't care;) Erm... except... if Hades comes, it probably won't be for the premiere. Because we noly have three tickets If Hades comes, this'll be his only chance to see the movie for quite a while... No, it's a North American release... No movies are ever released everywhere at the same time. It'll be months before all those annoying foreigners get it... Erm, it will be in Europe *eventually*, but it may be four-six months from now Assuming we can get a tour of Origin Oh, good... now, if we go and Hades goes and you can't see the premiere will you like get pissed at us and beat the crap out of Chris? Because... although it'd be *right* for Hades to get the ticket, it still wouldn't be fair Wow, you've had five steady girlfriends? I think I talked to a girl once... Heyyyy, I just realized, there are only three Concordia's... So the Lexington WCIV is just the same class as the Concordia AS But there's not definatly a ticket for you... What'd they figure out ? Oh. Well you can tell them I was the guy who got the tickets from Neil, and Chris is Chris. Hehe, do you really need to defrag today? I may be gone when you get back Hehehe, well, it's technically fair. Hadrian is probably the most annoying person in the history of annoying people. I don't remember this particular story, but I do seem to recall Akkbar collecting quite a few stories to post that really sucked... Wow, blood You should have used a spell that turned you into a stone -- you can't get blood from a stone. Wow, my doctors appointments about my joint thing starts tommorow. Erm, anyway, I've determined that Hadrian must be shot... Yeah, poor whiney sniveling little Had... Hehehehe, yeah... it was funny yesterday... "I guess I don't have to go... but it's always been my dream to see a big premiere..." and if he says "I guess im used to disappointment" once more I'm going to kick him. Hehehehe, well, now I know why he annoys everybody Writing a sad update:~( Wow, no offense but your doctor is scary... Well, doctors should know html. I mean, I want to be a doctor and I know html... Hehehe, there was an interesting article on that at AICN a while back -- the screening agencies apparently only pick young teenagers or something... What is it with freaks in #WingNut ? I mean, who the hell is 'SWomble'? He's just there a lot... sometimes he types !LOAF... I don't trust number people... it took a lot of work, but we got rid of ace's very small number... and this guy has a huge ass number... I've noticed a large increase of Eagle-1's on boards and such... And she can meet me? I'm just gonna sit around here and watch the Daria marathon... maybe I'll clean my desk... So... any news, Hades? I can't wait to get those cards. Like, what else would I be watching? NYPD Blue with commentary by some idiot? Hmmm, well, I'm definatly gonna open the first ones I get... I watched a few episodes of MASH this morning, but then it ended:/ I applied for a job at blockbuster so I can be like Byyd... Dan-nar-Fsomething says maybe the 10th Or that Hadrian is always getting disabled by his peers... Or Hadrian's peers have it in for him... "He'll never be the head of a major corporation!" Hmmmm... Dan may join the staff now. Again, Hmmmm... Dan may join the staff now. DA... no longer... appreciates his services... Well, he gets the money, but they got an 'in house' web designer who's doing the site now that anybody cares. I'm staying out of that industry:p Hehehe, it looks like I'll be in Austin next month, but... Hey... I just realized where I've seen furbies before... They're not like Gremlins, they're Melek-from-WC4. Yall should sue the furby company too. We're contemplating leaking certain elements... I think the morningstar is abit too big... Hehehe, yeah, Boomer is always telling us we need to post more rumors. I'm gonna go nuke some dogs, brb Wow, you got an auto-greet... NoLag(tm) Hehehe, it has a secret code. Try server thang.stlnet.com Speak for yourself, I've got cheese-its... Why? Why was I programmed to feel hunger? Hmmm, so, Had, you'll call X-Toys while I'm away this week? Mental note... do not hire Psych to work for futuristic engineering firm... Hmmm... since their toys are on the same scale, we can finally have classic Star Wars vs WC battles... So it is one of those? I just figured it was a prototype Razor... A Dorkir meets bottled water! Caernarvon Station meets one of those spinning top things! Okay... now... admit it, you'd go back in time and vaporize the guy who played pliers right before the scene of him dropping the flashpak if you could... I can ID the funky kat ships if you show me pictures. Pllllleease show me pictures... . Maybe... are you saying that if nobody knows you have any other ships you don't necessarily have any other ships? But people know you have a Kamekh because you had pictures of it posted? Hmmm. Do you have a Kat ship that looks like a teardrop? That's the SWC Sivar;) Can I see a picture of it pllllease? I'll give you five dollars when we come for the premiere. Hmmm... do you have a symmetrical cat ship that looks like a porcupine? Woo hoo! You should use this information to write a book on WC ships... Get HarperCollins to publish it, they'll publish anything... Well, I'm going away for several days, it'd be nice to figure it out now. Hmmmm... I wish Had were here, I've finally worked up enough nerve to explain to him what's going to happen. Since when is his life so terrible? He wno't shut up about how everything is so disenheartening... Yep. And how this is SOOOO horrible because he's broken up with THREE girls! Alllright... we need to decide who is and isn't going. Okay... so that leaves Hades and ace. If Hades can go, he's getting the ticket, we don't know whether or not he can go yet. Wow, Dan got fired... Well, not fired, just... he doesn't get to design the site Maybe he'll join the staff now. Okay, DROP THE BAG... I guess we could make a listing of all the ships that there are that have been rendered pre-WC1 and then you coudl check off what you have and what you need... We can make a list of all the ships that were ever rendered. And then we can check off what you have now... aside from the PTC and the AMGs at the front Odd how all these people are asking. Blueprints would r0ck0r. I made a list of ships... Ooooh... do you have .sgi files? I have an NT machine... No. Hhriss fighters... they're from SM2. they're like the best kat ships ever. Yeah, you're always thinking about H'hrass... People in the WC universe probably joke about that alot... "We know know that the bugs are coming from H'hrass..." "Well, look what just crawled out of H'hrass..." I'm sure there are WingNutEttes, we just have yet to encounter many. Damnit Had, I'm looking for the kind of woman who'd love me for knowing what the Rathtak was... See, Chris understands me... why can't you be a woman, Chris? That was from the WC1 manual. And Dibble's callsign was "Mule-Skinner", Dibbles was his name. What was it in reference to ? Gray = Armada Green = SWC If the Claw is gray, on PC you can play, if green it be, on 3DO you will see. What color is yours? Hmmm, can you grab a shot? It's the crossbow they use for the little picture in WCA... The base... is odd... it looks mostly the same. but the textures are different, and it has that line of Pokeballs on the side... actually, I think the textures may be different on all these... Shoooow me, how you want to Ha'ifraaaa me... a careful examination of the SWC manual indicates the existance of balls... but I don't remember them from the movie scene of the base in SWC. I love the big gold Sivar. Never! I want to ID the transports... I mean... sure, you can not show them to me... But then you'll go through life wondering, wondering which is a DOrkir and which is a Lumbari? Sure... you could go on living... but what sort of life would it be? You're at work? How do you get food at work? Roulette kicked my a$$ in WCP:~( Mylon: The unluckiest system ever. vas ort vex The command ship for DesRon-67 or something Well, it may have had more, they just weren't there... TRH is a moron. A complete and utter moron... There are some people who I don't agree with... (Raptor, death, whoever., but they're still okay people... But TRH is just such an idiot. Hehehe, why would you want to be in that part? It's all launch tubes and such... The actual people-part is probably just the end Looks like we can get him... He'd bring his movie site. Hehehehe, if for no better reason than to piss off #Wing-Commander Sooo... anyway... we should have the date for the premiere really sure... Had seems to have given up... That's good... I think... You should contact Boomer to see if you can set up tours. It's just that I've already done it. Want to make sure he knows that other people are coming. But it looks like you, me and potentially Hades I shall pray for you. Go work on the Tiger's Claw Well make a new one. There are two kinds of people in the universe... Those who are Captain Johnny and those who aren't Captain Johnny... I forget where I'm going with this... Ace's! Happy! Club! I still don't get why anybody would make a post-Academy model... All the post WCA stuff is in 3D in the game. You can use the viewer to twist and turn them around. As opposed to an out-game viewer? There isn't even a word 'out-game' . This isn't really a mail bag submission, I'll post it as news... Don't associate with those scum. He's been working on that stupid arrow for years You didn't make the Concordia. Anyway, TRH is an asshole, just ignore him. I'm gonna add borders to all the images in the archive Erm, there's a Bearcat and an Excal and a Longbow and a something As much fun as watching Hadrian pick a fight with some #WCA-RPGians is... I really should be doing something even MORE exciting like sleeping or hitting myself with a baseball bat... Which of course all forms together to ask the question, why the fuck are you hanging out in #WCA-RPG? You went to show off stuff. But #WCA-RPG is like the place for ace's that are too stupid to do normal stupid ace things Erm, Chris, why *do* you keep bringing up WCP Classic at agwc? He's the most pathetic excuse for a human being I've ever had the less-than-privledge to be better than. Having a conversation with him feels like a dental visit, granted... He's a bitter pathetic person. As long as I've known him he's been a bitter pathetic person. He's one of those aces whos primary interest in the club was being able to hold the fact that he was part of a club over Borton. Involving whether or not there was still a SRA organization in the aces universe. That was fun, I don't think I was even trying to piss anybdoy off then. It was just him going crazy Erm, but seriously, I have a complete respect for whatever the aces do now Because I'm not stupid. I can't render or draw or whatever as well as these people, why should I judge what they spent their time on? Erm... yeah, but that's a good point, how many independent teenagers are there? Yeah... I guess when I'm 18 I'll be in college... but then when I'm 26 I'll be a doctor and he'll envy me:o I guess Hades doesn't live off his parents... he like pays rent Hehe, what the fuck does any of this have to do with the wca-rpg? Anyone who can't graduate from DENTAL school has problems. How many teeth are there, anyway? Does it really take that long to learn them all? Hey Chris. Premiere is the 11th... Aaaaand... aaaaand... I don't have to spend the night at NIH, just go back tommorow... But it sucked today:/ They took like more blood than I have and x-ray'ed every joint in my body:/ No:/ It's blue:/ But it has blood all over it, so it's sorta red I'll get a free hotel room, just not from Origin;) I've ordered pizza with cheese in the crust... Yeah. I have connections everywhere. Because it's no fun without fighters. Oh, one of my friends' husbands owns like hotels. It's going to be, as the Romans said, "sweet"... And there was a scary guy who followed me around... He was a medical photographer who was took a bunch of pictures of my face at different angles, but then he like followed me to my next appointment and bugged me... it was odd... Mantis sucked harder than that game I made... Hehehe. So anyway, yeah, we should wreck your room... to stick it to DA and all... When are you going? We're trying to get an Origin-tour if you want to come... You know, that sucky game I made... 'Descent: Freespace'... Think they invited Harry from AICN? Canadians suck... Hopefully someday Hadrian will come to realize that all he did was color in a small portion of a rendering somebody made many years ago. You know who Had is? He's Cliff from Cheers... It's probably that big article I typed up. Erm... but hasn't any one *EVER* noticed how full of crap gaming magazine 'previews' are? Every fricking game ever is described as if it were the incredible ubergame that'll make us want to never leave home ever again... Depends, are you a masochist? Because if pain is something to be enjoyed than I had a very good time... Looks that way, waiting for confimation from Das Neil I've been lying on a table all day while people poked me and shined very bright lights in my eyes for hours and hours, so naturally I was able to gather lots of exciting news... Yeah it is Chris.. www.wcmovie.com is what Dan is talking about . For which one of us? Oh. Maybe he's on ICQ. Quick, catch him! Hades-achu! I choose you! In retrospect, that should be his welcome Oh, I had a brilliant idea while posting to the Ace's CZ... Bossman was captured and assumed dead, not however I tried to explain him being considered dead before Waaaaait... Are those Swedish Fish gummi fish? Its better than what I had before. Their molecular formula is different, so they're not good like other gummi stuff... and the image-not-found really adds some charm... So maybe they wouldn't notice if the old trailer appeared somewhere... Because, I was thinking that if McCubbin were at the premiere, somebody should kickbox him... Exactly. Orange is the fire color, maybe he's on fire... When you get eye surgery they give you these huge ass permanent sunglasses like blind people use, so I keep some of those in the car... Yeah... but they didn't give me anything:/ And then there was this annoying doctor who wanted to see how I walked or something, but I couldn't walk straight because my eye was dialated... Don't worry, wait for the next book. Erm, that's what he tells me They can edit out the dirt in post production... Why is Chris always getting to make pr0n and I never am aside from that one time? Yeah, you really should only whack with your hands, because you might damage something using anything else... Uhm... I'll... take... Ally McBeal... Wow, I just got ICQ'd by like three people asking what plugin is required to see the pictures at wcmovie.com . Yeah. I'm trying to find a really big plugin for them... Wow, this explains why digitalanvil.com sucks... Dogfight type thingy? No, I'll update about it. What's your email addy so I can credit you? March 17th?! That idiot... Wow, they suck. The movie started on March 15th and ended on March 17th. They probably saw 17th in the end of the book and drooled or something. I don't suppose I can 'find' the trailer at the site? Wow, '60 second trailer' ? and that's not Prinze's official site. They seem pretty insistant about not copying their trailer & images. Mind if I slip those /newpics/ into the CIC archive? Hehehe, check out the huge ass disclamer in the trailer section Diligent's play a much larger role in SWC than they do in RealWC1 Yes, your wallpaper rocked. Hehehe. I already have all the images on the CIC server;) They've been waiting for an update for a while. I was going to go "Well, Jeff Cope Did" But now you've ruined all the suspense:/ he got the URL wrong, Had. wingcommander.com is one of Origin's many URLs Shall I update mit Jeff Cope's infostaven? Right now I'm going to the premiere... and if I post it, they may get pissed and tell me I can't go, so I'm not posting. Well, this is prettier, but Dan's had more info, and was more navigatable.. A typical movie site is a digital photo that you can click on things to go to various parts of the site. Like a picture of a map or of a yearbook or something Which is *probably* what DA wanted... Speaking of the WCA 'toon, the rumor at the time (coming from the show's executive producer guy, I believe. was that Playmates would do a WC line if the show was picked up for a second season... which of course it wasn't... erm, useless trivia... Well, it's soon enough (G) Hope you don't mind if I update the CIC with this info... Did yall get a look at the figures at Toyfair? hehe.. WCN will probably report it after the site is up.. . On the 11th, probably Actually, WCN has the trailer, we should post it. Had, grab that trailer, stick it on our server Hmmm... lets release all three. I dunno. Lemme conferr with Dan if he's in There's a movie about them later, though Eeek, a UMD person... Somebody watch a .rm... The first one isn't up, and we can't release them without this one. University of Maryland, like Dan No... Dan goes to the University of Maryland In College Park, it's like 20 minutes from my loafcation Sooo... you go to UMD, go wake Dan up... Fudge, only Hades does. We'll wait to release #1 & 2... Hmmm... go hit him, we have a semi-crisis we need him to solve Just do it so we can deop you. Betcha that's Dan. I hate that acronym. That sounds painfull... Chris, do you have #1? Okay, zip it up and stick it there... call it trailer2.zip and put it in the files/wcm directory Postez vous. I don't know, Chris and Hades have this weird thing about it... Will it be quicker to upload? Okay, lets think about this update. Awww, Had, yer no fun anymore. Wow, you're even less fun now... Like, how do we explain why we have all of these? Damnit, my new nickname r0ck0rs. Those aren't your initials... Phear my m4d BJ Skillz! really? That's odd... is the '2454' thing still a problem? Firstoff, they've probably already noticed, secondoff, why should we help them? Rubbing things is not our job. There, we beat WCN, and we prolly didn't piss off many people. Oh, how sweet it feels to be us. My last day at NIH is tommorow! Yay! FOX won't get pissed, too. Exactly. So they'll want to get our special trailer. It's of no matter... It doesn't matter. Don't worry about it, they'll find it if they want it We'll do *THAT* once we get permission from Dan. Go fer it, we could use the exposure. Yeah, except trailer2 sucks a bit. The point is that we beat WCN and we can do it again soon. Hmmm... now lets get a site-update ready. Check out my cool new nickname... They have the lo-res trailer Yeah, FOX looks like they're going to be a bitch about that, lets not bother. We have the higher version I have an update ready for when the site goes up... That's a good idea, lemme mail it to everybody You missed a VOyager telemovie:~( Just ignore them #w-c never notices the CIC. Stop poking them, Had... We don't want to start any pointless fights. Oh, I don't think I got kicked, I just don't like it in there much... Dash, what's your other ISP? This is Karl... Uh-oh . He was made of pure energy. But if he's anything he's a guy, because he always appears as a guy;) I just have the original Armada CD I don't *think* there's a VoW pdf... but I'm not sure... I just got back from the hospital. Yeah, I got a camera stuck down my nose into my throat. Today was 'more' fun... if you can call having a camera stuck down your nose into your throat being fun... Erm, I've been at the hospital for three days having painfull tests... Hehehe, nothing I didn't already know... No joint problems, which was a surprise. I should update with these two WC movie things... Really? I thought it was okay... I haven't been back to school yet. And I won't see Sharle tommorow. So I won't find out until tommorow. If I see her at the gym I can ask... Hehehe, Origin gave us something like 2 gigs of space for Xmas. I'll post it for Delance;) Hehehe, Origin gave us something like 2 gigs of space for Xmas. Hehehe, somebody told us sometime... Oh, I stayed at the Doubletree near the airport last time... Yeah, we talk about things you wouldn't appreciate. Still waiting for confirmation from Neil, and I'm still waiting for somebody to check with BOomer about a tour. Hehehe. Chris, contact Boomer. LOAF, contact Neil & hotel> Tell Boomer that we'll be in the area that week and see if we can get a tour. Tell him 'probably' or something. Hehe, Peter Telep mailed be about the trailer. He wants to know what I think So what *DID* DA think about us having the trailer, anyway? He thought that the SFX rocked, and that it'd be good if people can stand the accents. Erm, but are they like uberpissed or something? Hehehe, FOX is anal about everything... Wow, the CIC server *is* getting nailed. Somebody have a new newspage? Well, you can put your old one at the CIC if you want, so people can see what it would ahve been. Stupid FOX... HEhehe, we were trying to be-better-than WCN. Or I can just give them to you It's two boxes of them WCN is our suckier younger sibling that updates once in a blue moon. Oh, yeah, that's a lot of stuff... Time for the pokerap! Hehehehe... I need an mp3 of the full version I didn't need to have a camera shoved into my body, but what the hey. Somebody should write to DarkHorizons. Can't you just get along? Wow, lets put up lots of new movie pictures and then tell him and do that... Speaking of which, since FOX doesn't seem to want the /newpics/ can we have them? Oh, they're already on the server... it's said that for months. Oh, hey, some UMD-girl followed you here last night... erols.com people used to follow me to places... before erols.com was everywhere... and a stalker, apparently. Maybe she's your aforementioned girlfriend... Maybe she has an IP spoofer Oh, Hades, there was another barriesworld person here yesterday Yep, you're not +i, are you? She probably /who *!*@*.umd.edu'd you... And she knew you were Dan, too. Is there a window in your room? He'd probably kick my pasty white ass... There are no other Lesnicks. 'Win Dan Finklestein's Money' would be a cool news update header Yeah, we pleasured them like an expensive hooker:~( No idea, in retrospect there's no point to having extra trailers. Blue did us... and Gamewhatever did us... and Evil Avatar did us... Somebody want to do that? Hehe, just kindly-thank them for acknowledging us, and tell people that the trailer can be found in an earlier update. But at least I'm not having a camera stuffed down my nose It didn't go to my lungs. It went to my voice box and took pictures... I have one of them. I'll scan it if you want I guess I'd better start writing a CIC update about them. You can say "Hey, Saffron, I'll give you five pounds to pose in your underwear in my hotel room..." And, hey, she's in the WING COMMANDER movie, she's desprate. Nothing, it's Delance screwing around. Wow, CIC is uberuberslow. Why is this? We didn't have this problem with SO... You're kidding, that background rocks. Wow, it seems to be working. Ahhh, csgipig... I love the smell of BC3K in the morning... He can't use mine? I thought I told him about it You can't make up acronyms, they just happen. Trying to sort out images w/ the slow server is a bitch:/ Oooh, somebody noticed. No, he just asked me a lot of questions about WC... he was very interested in keeping with the games, so the book gets top marks in my... book... that can be phrased better (G) Thanks. Since FOX shut down their place, we're the only place to get it now (G) Erm, so it hurts We're working on setting up more mirrors now A lot of the kat stuff in the novel is new And Merlin was removed from the movie;) No, that's Peter's setup for the next book. FOX decided they wanted to do the site themselves... So they got rid of Dan and made a sucky WC movie site:/ But the guy who did it was such a moron that everybody found the trailer as soon as he uploaded it. FOX is too stupid to realize that it's everywhere now, and DA is unofficially happy about it. FOX sucks ass:/ You ever sit around and go... "My relatives are fucking crazy! Nobody has crazier reletives than I do!" Well, you're wrong moron, check out my brothers comic book - http://www.angelfire.com/md/beeczar/cat.html Which wouldn't be bad... we topped 10,000 easily when SO came out... Except each of those 2500 people is downloading a 33 meg trailer. Charles Chen? Hehehe, you know what sucks? I have close to 100 new wc movie pictures to post soon... *THAT'LL* slow everybody down... so I have to wait a while. Erm, no, why does he get a third first name? Hehehe, if I could access the server to upload it all, you'd be the first in line to slowly watch them load. His fighter says Charles Chen... The movie novel calls him Vince Chen. The Handbook calls him both Vince and Kien and WC1 calls him Kien Harry scares me:/ Aint It Cool News. www.aint-it-cool-news.com As long as we kicked WCN's ass, who's counting? I have an idea. What if we super-archive? Well... I'm about to have an update with a bunch of images for the movie site going up... I'm working on updated movie picture archive pages and the two image-laden updates now So if we have to archive past them we can have a big 'Movie Trailers Available Here!' at the top. No, I'm just organizing all the pictures for the next coupla updates. But I took all the pictures and wrote an update. And I got an update ready with all the pics I took from the old movie site for sometime in the near future Hehehe, yeah, it was depressing. We;;/// tjere I'd get rid of the extra one... except some people are probably downloading it right now. Stupid Russians, we should be on Mars by now His mail was to you, afterall. Me and Chris already did Luckily the major gaming sites are mirroring the trailer for us now. They're spending money maintaining a server for us, we should be thankfull... We all wish we had some money. http://www.wcnews.com/shots/movie/full/nms1.jpg CIC is still slow... old mail still arriving... Yeah, and complimented by a bunch of freaky gaming sites But I'm tired -- somebody take care of an update when Gamespot mirrors us Well, I usually go to school in about 35 minutes. Looks like our speed is back to normal. Oooh, hits from the Russian Federation Ahh, great arguments of canon. IT's odd that it's in the Confed Handbook. I... guess... after I get confirmation from Neil... ANd I'm still worried about that, because you have to stay for a while... Well... how would you get to Austin? Where's the layover, when do you leave, all that ? Oh, well, I'm planning on graduating medical school in eight years, so I could probably take care of you myself.. My dad was a nurse... a long time ago... and he won't be there... Hehe, there, I mailed Neil and cc'd you 'n Chris * LOAF sings the wldmk song Wldmk, Wldmk, where are you? Your name is unpronouncable and SO ARE YOU. For some reason he *NEVER* responds to things that have 'Re:' at the beggining, but he always gets normal stuff back immediatly. Oh, and I spelled his email addy wrong, so I'm sending it again. Nah, don't forward it, I'm depressed already. Hehe, *how* bad did he make it seem? If you see only one movie this year... See the one with her: http://www.wcmovie.com/images/castpics/burrows_casual.jpg So we can drop in and visit them ? Hmm, paste the everything fixed thing. Did you apologize, and explain that we *THOUGHT* DA was mirroring the trailer? and that LOAF was in the hospital all day and wasn't able to realize anything until he got back?. It's true, and sounds pathetic. And how did we almost lose the Origin server? Like, they were going to get rid of it, or we almost destroyed it? Hmmm, we should offer to pay for it. Yeah, and they'd never let us do it/we'd never be able to... I saw that, but we stole it from Dan... who stole it from DA. and my mail too is being screwy as well So... lets review. * We can go visit Origin. * They're not *THAT* pissed at us. We're okay. Apparently HCl has succesfully converted the WCIII confed frigate to WCP. For one thing... there was no Confed Frigate in WCIII. Anyway, Chris, isn't that lagoon update freaky? I dunno, he likes to explain every problem with his book. That was why I called it an easter egg. So... 10 dollars says that when we go to Origin somebody drops a cloth sack over our heads and whacks us with a broken stick... Anyway, we have a problem, now. Ahhh, crud, have to reset, anybody there? Chris, when you get back, stay back -- I need to talk to you asap, brb WC commercials!:o Had to put in a tape... if they air another, I'll catch it Dan said no posters. But he also said commercials soon Hehe... anyway, the problem is transportation Lemme update the existance of commercials, taping now getting to Origin, for instance. Origin isn't really in Austin... it's like outside Austin... My mom drove me. Possibly, depends where the hotel is Wow, I'll have a tape of somebody meeting the spiace girls Good idea. He's like the nicest guy there is Dunno where that is. Oh, you got cc'd by Neil too. Oooh, Daria musical Writing a scene by scene analysis. Possibly, how long is it? Nah, it has lotsa cool new stuff. Check out the Dralthi ramming scene When I update w/ the full thing I'll update and ask. SOmebody leaked the old one. ANd forced them to post it. Why isn't nedstats loading? Mailed tracer, told him to shut IceBoy up. He's just harassing people at agwc. That's an Exeter, Johnny, a SWCeet Exeter Well, we're sending a CIC NewsTeam(tm) to Austin next month, they can do it for you Holy crap, I'm 11 seconds lagged to myself... that's impossible... What? What did I just miss about my intelligence and being better than me? That was sooo f'd up, I was lagged to myself. Did you hear me say that what you showed me the other day was an Exeter? Maybe this is why I can't load the CIC. I should switch to bellatlantic and use both channels... Except I'd have to go into the other room and fool with the server Makes sense... Wow, CaptJohnny's reverted to WC Movie mode... We should love the WC movie the same way we would a horribly deformed child. (in the hopes that we can sell it to a freak show or circus...) What if you could have the same conversation, in different universes? Hehehe, that was because Johnny and I were /amsging all of that. Linen, our mails are f'd up. Yeah, he didn't make a TV show Dan-from-Dan's has gotten tickets... They didn't. He's leaving the 11th and getting back the 12th Erm, his plane TICKET. he got tickets from DA leaving on the 11th and getting back on the 12th morning. I've got to leave on the 14th... But my problem is Hades staying till the 15th. Hehehe... are you sure? I don't sound that old. And I have a cold. It'd be like the time you called me. Yeah, CHris would be better . You know, we should leave the 13th if Hades doesn't come. You want to get in on the 10th? No, 10 is best... So... what time in AUstin on the 14th are you leaving? That's quite a while... Maybe you should just come home with me and then fly back to ENgland from here Where's your connecting flight, anyway? Oh. So not Atlanta. lets RM it and make it look like somebody sent it to us from MTV. Actually, why is the trailer a CIC exclusive? Ye gods, even Gamespot has it. No, I have an update ready w/ the hot angel pic when the server speeds up a bit. Well, we got it from Dan. Hehe... anyway... what do you have to do to find out if you can go, Hades? Hey, I changed what to 'high res' and 'ultra res' . Can *anybody* load the CIC? I'm an ISDN person. Hmmm... well, I stayed at the Doubletree near the airport last time... I didn't get it... Are you coming over to learn html or not? Hmmm, he's a nice guy, but he has absolutely no idea what he's talking about. Hehehe, he tried to 'make' a CGI-BIN by adding a directory called CGI-BIN... Its "Si" spelled wrong * LOAF shakes his head I'm getting 5.2 You're going to where he is. Have your parents call Chris so we'll know. He argues that there's such a thing as good fox... This is *LIKE* the MTV one... but it's not the same... Well, the now in theaters, and it adds more of the cast My sister just came in... "Can I have some yeast?" "It's good. It's in pretzels." Didn't measure it, but it's about 2km long Erm... since it *didn't* appear in SO, we should accept the novel length. I told you Bossman didn't die of radiation poisoning too. Erm... anyway... we should work with Johnny to set up some way to update the CIC from Austin. The Vesuvius, in combat that is You think we should get Neil Young a 'sorry your name sucks' card or something? and we have to do the review-thang the next day:/ They're really pushing this. It's on 'SPACE' too, for you Canadian freaks but then you can download it now too Looks like the CIC is going quicker put it on the killerbees server so we can update. YAY!!!!!!!!!! The CIC got a hit from porn.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd check, but my sister is still here Wow, pr0n street is cool. I wish I lived in pr0n city:~( That's disgusting. I mean, jeeze Had, if you lived in pr0n city with me we'd have you run out of town. People are mailing me about the new trailer, must post it ready... Yes. Yes you can. 100% hard core. I said all of that. Yeah, what I really hate is how Hadrian hasn't done the banscript yet. I mean, like, why is that? Shouldn't he have done it already? Yeah, well, the so called 'Cpl' Hades isn't even a real Corporal... We need to report this trailer. I'm getting lots of mail about it Hehehe, should I say that it's from you? Yeah, zip it, post it and give me the URL. Somebody aop Dan Just leave it as is so I can have the update ready KICK ASS, a soundtrack Sonic Images is the people who do the B5 soudntracks Oh, yeah, I was fooling with the clock earlier. Hey, Hades, do you have fire alarms in your house? The other guy isn't the smartest hedge in the hedgemaze... He's like the one you can walk through. And certainly you have a match? Okay, I have an idea for waking up your parents... You've probably put all the aforementioned elemnts together already... *but*... what if you... play the tuba REALLY REALLY loud? Okay, then do the burn the curtains thing... Should be the 15th instead of the 17th. I'm going out of town tommorow:/ I'll be *HERE*, I'll just be out of town... The president's hot daughter... God damned FOX sucking sucks... Buy a sniper rifle, position yourself outside the X-Toys offices in New Jersey and tell them you want to order 'em direct. I used to want to invest in HSX... but then I realized THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO WITH THE MONEY, THERE'S NO FRICKING POINT, so I stopped. Erm... no, you have to buy commercial time ahead of time -- Dan's been talking about the commercials for a while... Trust us, if FOX noticed and or cared we'd have gotten our cease & desist letter by now. Yeah, but I haven't seen 'em shut down anybody promoting movies. AICN gets over a million hits a day. They notice AICN. Actually, I had an interesting chat with Tracer yesterday... WCN wants to get out of the news business. Because he's Dan Finklestein and if he wants to put up one last site, then I'm not going to stop him... * LOAF Includes Confederation Oath of Service! De-de-delance De-de-delance! I'm not stuttering, I'm singing Delance's name. Something like "I'm in love with you" would have made more sense. You can... defend me from... people... He's on crack? I'm just hiding from Brazillian brackheads and CBF. They're probably too stupid to check my idle time, I guess. I need to put that latest mirrors list inthe files section... Yall vote for WC at the ATFWPoll? I don't have a notable face like Harry & Glen do, though:/ Hehehe, yeah, Aint It WCNews. Hehehe, but AIWCN would look cool. There are a million places mentioning us. No, did you see the new 'My Little Pony'?. Yeah, its in the COTD. Wow... that... really... sucks... You wanna release your version of the site now? Probably never even heard of 'Wing Commander' . Somebody ask in #WN whether or not we can post the newpics? You know... you can't get blood from a sponge -- unless it's sucked in a diver. Corey Pennington isn't really necessarily gay. Just girly. Corey probably giggles a lot and is British... and wears like tall boots and a riding hat.. Okay... lemme remind you... Whenever we do that we get ANNOYING people. Yeah... and his father is probably like Lord Sir Joseph Pennington who wants his son to grow up to be a great prizefighter -- but Corey is only interested in horses and playing the violin... No, he probably eats carrot cake with pink icing... Okay... Dan... what if you just change the stuff... and don't tell him you did anything. Wow... you think we can beat the crap out of him at the premiere? Can we pllllllease post the /newpics ? Me and Nate were trying to find a sniper rifle for me... Maybe you should report the incompetance of Mister Pennington to somebody. Okay, I guess I can do a newMirc update I have a 12 page paper due on Friday:/ Are you gonna fix the dates at wcmovie.com or can I post something like 'WC Movie Site Sucks!' ? Erm, it was Manifest Destiny on the US side, wasn't it? The Truman (?) Doctrine said we had to stop Communism everywhere. ANd thus the CIC becomes even more of a bitch to load... We'll have to archive tommorow. Any word on going to the US, Hades? Dash it, the server is yicked again Oh, I did. One sec. Hehehe, there was something at DansCZ that said you could buy tikcets. I... fucked up the thumbnails, so it was pointing to the fulls instead of the thumbs If they try and Fox us we'll Neil them . Neil's a big fan. What ever happened to those confused GMS guys? at least the movie site is better than theirs. Hehehe, they tried to Fox us. Yeah, being Foxed is probably a mark of honor... Yeah, the GMS people were stupid, stupid people. It stands for Derivative Angular Nano Movie Store . The last bunch or all the CGI ones? Hehehe. But nobody 'll care after that;) Hmm, okay... Had, which ones should I cut? Hehehe, aside from the fx ones. It was so pretty. So I cut it up. Wow, can I still get tickets? ''Can-adia, I do believe I've failed you...'' Hehehe, and then the new guy replaced it with a picture of yellow. Hehehe... maybe we should all mail DA and complain. Oh, since I didn't care, the FX pics are still in the archive;) Sounds nervous, Corey Pennington sounds nervous. Whatshisname said that it'd take time to get it back to normal speeds /onotice I wish I knew *HOW* it was possbile to fuck up a /onotice . Hehehe, all I can figure is you put a cntrl-k in front of it. Soo... Dan... this means... that you're a Ctrl freak Inner Monologue: Well, there it is. You can live the rest of your life and never be given a better pun than that. Nooo, we just got lots of people downloading lots of trailers Chris... wanna archive to one day? And yet, he's American so it's a LAST name. How's that archive coming, crid? Dash it, cut them all off. Cut all but today, it'll be like a normal week. I dunno where to get a message board... There must be five people a day who ask this question... Mister Pennington has had a pretty sweet job until now... He's been webmaster for a company that's been keeping its products secret for two years. It adds mealtime feedback support, in a new cohesive and protectorative method... Yeah, it cures cancer... also, it gives you the plauge... I just hope that someday I'll have the honest oppertunity to say "Robot! Stop!" lets make our own IRC client... We can call it bIRCh... Isn't it just called the Hercules LC? There's no number is there? AFAIK there's no designation... I'm sure there's not, somebody check please? The trailer won't be in theaters in the US:/ Go to foxmovies.com, nutwhich the reason the US trailer is '30 seconds' is because it's really a commercial. and the 'international' trailer is 2 minutes is because it can be shown in international theaters. Hmmm, does Psych realize that Young Hitler was a joke? Erm, it won't be until after the movie is out. Hey, I'll be towards the back of the line for the first show, but I'm still not excited about it. It's the perfect date movie, Chris... you can see it on any date between late May of this year and January 2033... Yeah, I've done enough updates today. I dunno, I'm not looking forward to a Star Wars movie that doesn't have the character that made the first series so popular... I'm 18 years old. I've seen thousands of Star Wars trailers -- they're unavoidable. This also means that *all* those unnamed fleet carriers are prolly Concordia class. Wow... your dad must really love you... he could have snuck in a soda instead... The Mon Cal cruisers from ROTJ looked like shit. and not in a bad way -- they actually looked like shit... I'm the Bill Shatner of people who are me! Erm, anyway, go wake up your parents, Hades. Well we've got to do something. Only mention of the Academy is Blair having served on the Formidable. Oh, just !LNuke the guy. * LOAF sets mode +GetSome Trelane I remember the name, but I can't place it... If I hear the phrase 'pretty baby' one more time I'm going to puke... "I fail to comprehend your inquisition sir! I assure you I mean you no maelevolence!" Awwww, fuck him... What's Pembrokes email addy? Hehehe, can I email him? Just kindly pointing out some of the glaring errors? Hehehe, can I pllllease have his email addy? coreyp@digitalanvil.com He's not in the commercial. Neither is saffron A lot of it was true, though. Where's Hades' first post? My first post was before Chris' first post. A full month before Chris, I posted. Wow. Find mine! I dare you! I can't believe I actually posted before Chris... That's so freaky... Hmmmm, now, honestly, doesn't the CIC need a babes of WC section ? http://x8.dejanews.com/[ST_rn=ap]/getdoc.xp?AN=157276071&CONTEXT=919547736.1850933332&hitnum=88 *snif* I wish there were an Origin CZ archive Me too, but his email addy changed at some point. Wow, I just found that. http://x8.dejanews.com/[ST_rn=ap]/getdoc.xp?AN=198064499 It's amazing... every year Berdos goes "Looks like Origin has competition!" And yet... Archmedial Dynasty II hasn't rocked our worlds... and nobody thinks that Ares Rising doesn't not suck wait.. well, you know what I mean WCN was what Wizzass called *EVERYTHING HE DID* for about a year. Are you escorting anything that has torpedoes? http://www.accomodata.co.uk/marmite.htm In troubled times, when a decent, well-balanced meal is hard to come by, MARMITE has been viewd as an essential food supplement. MARMITE isn't really a food? * Bandit_LOAF raps with Delance Erm, but why did 7's parents know about the Borg 10 years before they were first on TNG? I think they're just insults "Hey Beezer, GET A SPELLING PROGRAM!" Hehehe, well, that was like the Varni. Erm, Had, watch the episode first. Yeah, that was sort of... my idea... Yeah, I told tracer we'd have # things next month Damsh Does it say "PikaPikaChu" when I do that? Oh, I compacted the iamges on the frontpage a bit. Crap, I prolly de-archived, too, which days should I delete? No trouble loading here... Dash. Wanna archive another day? Hmmm... well, there are two days left on the front page. We can archive yesterday Uhoh, did we get mentioned at slashdot? Uhoh, did we get mentioned at slashdot? You 'ave caller ID, Chris? How do you know when to away yourself during a phonecall? Had to go see a man about a whale. THe first Borg episode was TNG Season 2 10 years, according to the stardate given in the 2 hour movie. Erm, 7's parents were borg-chasing 10 years earlier... And that's 10 years before TNGS2. Which was... (10 years?) before Voyager today... So she'd be 25 or so... but the point is that they knew about the borg before the borg were supposed to be known about. Yeah... they were looking for the borg... The borg in FC were present borg who went to the past. "Captain Ian St. John was the maverick of the Tiger's Claw." - Colonel Peter Halcyon defines irony. If I plug my telephone into a phone jack circa 1900, I can't use my modem. But it's still a telephone and people still use it to communicate. FC, apparently... But they prolly used one of those nifty Borg Probes (tm) to send back the people they assimilated... What are we supposed to take the base out with, anyway, Colonel? Hmm...that #wingnut hadrionic crap could be topicable.. what you think, ace? Oh, Hades, I'm *guessing* that the specs at secretops.com are for the Hades and the updated ones in the Gold handbook are for the later ships. Yes, CaptJohnny works at OSI, he was the designer for WCP and SO... Yeah... maybe people found our files and are downloading them all. Kevin said it'd take a little while for it to cool down... And I'm missing my WCPGold:~( Hey, add the Behemoth to the size chart. Erm, Confederation class dreadnoughts and Concordia class carriers should be on it... Oh, yeah, I remember him, he was a nice guy. Tom was the a-hole That's because that's where the Pilgrims come from.. Because it'll take a week to get the stuff to you... That'd leave 10 days if it got there in a week... Your in Canada, you can throw things at the US. The problem is that we're running out of time. You writing a letter to senator Reid right now? Hehe, I'll post 'em in an update if you want, they're pretty cool (G) It's better than calling them Ajax class. That's my one nit with the thing, the Sheffield class destroyer Erm, but I think Bondarevsky notes having served on the same class of destroyer or something... The Ajax is a Tallahasee class cruiser... The Sheffield was an Unknown class destroyed. But WC has never done that. I mean, what's the connection: Bengal, Tiger's Claw, Kipling, Exeter, Trafalgar, Kyoto, WOlfhound. Forstchen made up Wolfhound... But WC has never had similarly named cap-ships for any extended length of time Oh, Eagle's Talon, too, that's a Bengal I dunno, I wouldn't want to serve on a ship named Peter... No Tolwyn figure at first:/ I don't mean time for you. Yeah, you're a Canadia-an, there's no law against not wearing clothes.. I can, but it's going to screw over everybody else. Write me something to send you... That's Chris' script. Thought so... the WC1/2 guide says Scimitar. Border Zone series, SM1, what do we fly? I'm just working on the script. Maniac: Hey, Maverick. Still alive? I was certain you were going to die out there today. We're all going to die, you know. It's just a matter of time. But I know I'm being saved for something. Something wonderful. Everyone here teases me because I'm such a hot pilot, and I'm not afraid to say it. But they'll see. They'll all see... ...and they'll remember ME as the man who aced the Kilrathi secret weapon. Won't that be great? I wouldn't assume that that's where the quote comes from. Dammit, what could be doing this to the CIC? What file is the top of the CIC? Wow, my English thing due tommorow only had to be 14 lines... Yeah, one thing I never understood about all the criticism of SAAB was that people complained about the marines fighting on both the ground and in space... but that was the frickin' basis of the show. IMGS likes to think they did every manual ever made by Origin. Haha, check out McCubbin's education. That second one sounds like a load of BS. Hehehehe, note that 'E-4' instead of the actual rank is given... MiniLieutenant. """"""""""""""""""""""""""><"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Maybe they'll do a WCMovie animated series. NightHawk showed that to me earlier, feel free to. HIDDEN FISHCAM!!! HOT XXX FISH ACTION!!!! Betcha those attractive Fishcam owners are gonna get it on on that couch... My God:o He's definatly on brack... Oh, Alan and Janice Netscape? Wow, big Russian kids force you to do their homework? Wow, I was gonna go ride some topless blonde amazons with some lions... There's a Gay club at school... I tried to start a Not-Gay club on the assumption that everyone else would automatically have to join... You're all wrong. The best part of the movie is OBVIOUSLY Kalralahr Bokoth nar Kiranka. I just hope he takes of his photonically charged crystalline power supply and shows us his Dor-Chak... Yeah. Chris, Hades and I are going to Austin... It'd be weird if you tracked down the guy and he either a) turned out to be Chris or b) turned out to be a dark-you constructed out of antimatter or something Then you could either be in a situation where you... - have to decide whether or not to turn in Chris. or - Have a huge battle with alt-Byydo, destroying buildings and worlds. It was even slower this morning. It's freakyweird "If you like cafeteria workers in beatle wigs with tennis racket guitars, you won't want to miss the second half!" Mistuh Reid -- he dead. It'd be need if we were time travelling pirates, and in every time we went to there were some form of Cpl_Hades What if he's gay... then he won't like the kind of porn we'd bring him... So, figured anything about about the trip? I'm still waiting to hear a definate confirmation from these people, though. Maybe I should mail the attache woman... Erm... attache... assistant... person... Neil Young told her to help me but she hasn't, so I figure I should bug her... Who is she? What's her job? Erm, because I don't know how? Just tell them you're working on Maniac Missions. Wow, you have an insulting similar name for everything... Well, Had's been doing some pretty heavy duty bitching... Go get some sleep or something (G) Wow... for a minute there I thought you said "What a hairdo" which prompted me to think "He has a view-phone":o HAHAHAHAHA, where would ace get a...? Hadrian... was himself... But McCubbin seemed okay, I think he took it too seriously. He had a legal guy there or something... Telep, Dan and Johnny are all lined up Heya Mister-6-feet-under... That's okay, I have no sense of taste anyway Oh, speaking of which, Dan did actually have a porn site. I asked and he told me about it... Somebody ask in the channel and see what he says. Soooo, now that the movie is finishing up... what's next for your movie site dynasty? JP3? So are you gonna do it? Dan's story and the fact that I got salt in my eyes moved me to tears. You should probably be honored that so many people visit your board. Yes... send a check for 40 dollars to The Soundtrack Consortium, care of Ben Lesnick... CHRIS! Look no further! The pokemon DVD & VHS casettes have the full pokeraps! Oh, okay, I'll make an mp3 someday... Chris is making his own pr0n... Yeah, I saw some VCR's at Origin... I am too... and so is Splat... Yeah, hypothermically And we can wh00p some pennington ass;) Oh, anyway, Corey Pennington was very polite... possibly because I changed my signature to "Ben Lesnick, Digital Anvil Productions" I didn't say that. Excep the Chris' favorite part... Something like "Thank you for bringing these to my attention, they've been changed now." . I dunno, I think high powered developer Ben Lesnick would have to venture out of his corner office, head down to the DABasement and open up a can of whoopass if Corey hadn't done what he'd said when he'd said it... In that there's an unexpected number of people in rabbit costumes, or in the general magic kingdom sense? I assume DA has corners and a basement... I guess in theory it could be a round building that hovers over the ground like so many futuristic cities... I liked Johnny's office best of the Origin ones... he had lots of toys... Oh, yeah, Byyd, that picture's for you Hehe, she said she was going to make a dead one... I share a room with my brother:/ Wow, that sucks:/ You go from a guy with porn to a guy with a picture of a church... I'll probably have some freaky when I get to UT:/ Well, Haesslich shouldn't be making laws anyway... But it looked like Corporate P3crap. I've taken six credits of sciences. Not once has anyone ever actually read a lab conclusion... Erm, anyway, I'll be back tommorow... tylenol to you too... For the way they've handled the Ally McBeal franchise? Who the hell needs sleep anyway? Well, I went downstairs and then decided not to... Can I post that ships thing, Jibbo? Apparently it was 'Very well designed ' ? Lemme write a few pointless updates. Want to do those now? I can wait... Alllright, a few updates for today. Well, *NOW* I'm going to bed. Just got back from my job interview... There's a *lot* of mail:/ Yeah, pretty well Yeah... somebody must have sent me a big file, this is taking forever:/ I wanna see what Amy GOodwin says... Hmmm, Goodwin is on it now. It'd be neat if I had a button to electrify people who mess up useless trivia. Everything I do is pornographic... I told him that if he's still a fan, there's a standing spot on the CIC staff... Well, I suppose that WC should be officially proclaimed dead:/ I love Chris Graf! Really. Check out the new WC site. When I was there, all eight of the people who liked Bioforge were protesting... Sure, that's what we tell people. Well... lets not panic just yet. Whos office is a hole in the basement? Boomer or Graf? Oh. His office is pretty cool, though... all the offices at Origin were huge... Chris Graf is a nice guy. Chris sent me a WC postcard to let me know that it existed... Erm, actually, as I understand it this is just something Chris Graf did in his spare time. He coded the postcards himself. Oh, Chris, I hope you don't mind but I told Johnny he could join the staff if he wants... I like how he said 'tie the movie to the games' . Boston is a nice city. I fish there was something we could do for Johnny... If Hades doesn't come... maybe we should give the ticket to Johnny... Well... uhm... no, no word from Hades... but Chris and I were thinking... Well, we were thinking that if Hades can't come that before we give it to somebody else... we should ask Johnny... Can you please tone that down? I reccomend adding "fucking" between your and lungs. Chris Graf is *MUCH* smarter than Corey Pennington. You don't have permission to access /images/ on this server. Chris Graf is my favorite Origin person now, I guess:/ Haesslich faces FIRE! Wow, check out WCN. Hehehe, you know why that is? Tracer told IceJerk that they were getting rid of the news unless he could post more than we did. Has to be original, apparently. Hehehe, anybody see King of the Hill? Yeah... I'm glad somebody is finally dealing with the serious threat of Dolphin rapists. I decided to be anti-anti-microsoft... because I hate those people who go "windoze$$$ ruined my life!!!! If I didn't have windoze$$$ I'd use LINUX and my life wouldn't be ruineded!!!!" If LINUX is so much better than Windows... Why don't these people just use LINUX instead of Windows? I have a LINUX box... but I don't use it for anything other than connecting to the 'net... I like capitalizing LINUX... Yeah, Chris Graf so kicks Corey Pennington's ass... Hehe, now that you've had your loop cut off, can you tell us what you had planned for your moviesite? Wow, I have like ten and they're all hooked together... Hey, there was a bomb threat at school! They evacuated everybody outside in the cold... and then the police never came, so they sent everybody back in... and now all the administration people are in trouble for doing that. There was a gas leak and they decided not to evacuate here earlier this year. the principle announced "Now, you all must understand that the first thing on my mind is my safety. Your! Your safety!" When I was in elementry school the boiler room exploded and they sent us to high school for a week... I called UT to ask if I could drop my extra classes and they said I could... Hehehe... I don't like molecular bio that much, maybe cellular bio or genetics or something... Does Corey Pennington have a number? Like Corey Pennington III or something? Wow, you're right, the Tigger's Claw would kick some serious Eyore ass.. Sir Corey Pennington the III, at your service, m'lord. I'm proud to be an American! And I'm proud to own one! He's a nice guy... he seems like my age, though... UNIX is the easiest thing to penetrate? You... don't date much? Oh, every moron who can left a gun to their own head is an anti-Microsoft person. Being anti-Microsoft is about as easy as realizing that astronaut icecream isn't real food... All you need is some incredibly unwitty overused pun. New York is part of Canada, with all those waterfalls and everything... I hate people who say that. Linux is for all the people who want to go "I use Linux! I know freakish commands that aren't the same as yours! I must have a much higher IQ!" And then they do things like spend all of their time trying to figure out how to do the same things they can do easily in windows in Linux because they're superior. "It took six years, but I finally ported ICQ to Linux! My life is a success!" * LOAF throws a shiny object into the channel Hehehe, well, all that said, I have a Linux machine. Buffy's in that new movie that's going to compete with WC... There's a premature stop codon in one of my genes that codes for collagen... Back... I'm considering putting the script online after the movie comes out... I've been working on typing it up. I'm gonna altavista search to find out what Felicity looks like.. Wow, we hate people... I thought Brave New World was better than 1984... I guess my favorite book would be Dune or something... Wow, I hated Night:/ Erm, I didn't, but I did it last year and my teacher who hated me gave me an awful grade on my essay because she didn't like me... I mean, it was a good essay. I write a lot of sucky essays that should get bad grades, but this wasn't one of them. I absolutely love the poem that Things Fall Apart's title is from, it rocked seeing it in WCIV. What I loved was all the existential stuff I did early this year... Awwww, I want people to know what I'm talking about when I say that Warner's line was written for McDowell. He's a ctrl freak... which was funny when I said it the first time.. Oh, I'm lying, it was never funny. "Dear Mister Finkelstein. I do not give out nude pictures of myself. Please stop asking. Love, Magali Guidasci." Betcha she's that woman fixing a cat... erm, but what'd she say? Think that was Chris Roberts? I need him to make this wav into an mp3... Dash it, I need to hurry, it's only a matter of weeks before WCN reports this... It'd be a much smaller mp3. Not *ALL* of yesterday! Origin's web guy is so much better than DA's web guy... (G) Hehe, but Chris Roberts wrote the script and Chris Roberts directed and it's Chris Roberts first time. Basically some other guy wrote the script a long time ago (1996 or so) and Chris completely redid it... There has never been a clear distinction between SF/Navy. Kamekhs are different, you see 'em in WC2 and Priv Erm, the only capships in WCIII we have classes for are the carriers You're going to say 'Fralthi II' and you're wrong. She got demoted after being shot down in the end of the movie . There were certainly Fralthi 2's during the war Okay... do me a favor, target a Fralthi II and tell me what comes up on your targetting VDU . Hehe, bear with me. What do you see when you target it? Fralthi II's are cruiser. What do you see when you target it? No, what do you see the silouette of? Uhm, I'm going to ignore you now... No it doesn't. The Fralthi II is a section of the WC Kruiser. But the Fralthi II doesn't have any of the back section... Agreed. But now target the Fralthi II. You get a siloutte of a ship that has no back section. Whenever we target a sliced up bug ship or a blown up Vesuvius we get the full picture from the warbook. Watch the Miday get her bridge or her hangars blown off, they're still on the little diagram. So you're saying that WCIII can't possibly have the little image in the VDU change? What memory requirements? Displaying a little 2D two color picture of one kind of ship isn't really a big load. WCIII doesn't pause when you blow up a Darket and it re-assigns the next target in the loop... And how did the marines survive sans suit on a sliced up WCIII cruiser? The Karga didn't have any of those. And the most advanced class of carrier the kats can build doesn't have the same level of tech as a common cruiser. This is a dashed shame about Sierra:/ The ships in WCIII aren't literally thicker... they just have stronger metals... *insert Clinton definition joke here* the Term Paper from Hell (tm) is about half done... I guess I'd better get some rest... Erm, what the cat-parts is with the desire to blame Forstchen for an error in WCP? Hawk wasn't mentioned as having known Blair in the WCIV novel either... I think they credited everybody who sent in suggestions for the map back when wingcommanderprophecy.com sucked. Erm, it's worth noting that WCP was released *before* we started the CIC. (Well, we were WCHS drones... I finished the TERM PAPER FROM HELL, though... Kevin Kiner is a mini-David Arnold... he follows David Arnold around and leeches off him. Hehehe, I had way more than 8 last week;) Erm, but they're concerned about something and I have to go for three nights so they can do more tests... School got skipped today on account of me wanting to finish the term paper from hell... Erm, anyway, the sucky thing is that the tests are from the 15th to the 17th... So I can't report on the premiere or any of the WC movie release stuff:/ Hehe, wouldn't it be freaky if your cat produced high quality legal documents at night? Hehe, wouldn't it be freaky if your hotwheels had little drag races at night? Yeah, Delance said we had to kick you... Dude: They cannot be the same ship because the warbook images for ship classes never change. The liner hulk is just as -supposedly- ripped apart, yet it registers as the whole liner. Erm, we *KNOW* it's an archived image... that's just what a Fralthi II looks like... So whatever the fuck it was, the computer identified it as a Fralthi II, which looks like the siloutte the warbook gives you... Two US destroyers may have the same hull and a different tower thing. I'm not blind, yet. I *SEE* that they have the same front... Oooh, alien comm station and part of the stellar accretion device. What's your point? VDU images have never matched up exactly. Yes, I see that it's the same front as the fucking WCIII ship. You've only said that three thousand two hundred and seven times. That would be sweet. Doesn't that involve trees? I got confirmation from Amy Goodwin that we have tickets and that it's the 11th... I finished The Term Paper from Hell (tm)... I have the fact that there's a hotel room guaranteed, but I don't know whether it'll be the same outside-of-town one as last time or if it's another in-town. Yeah:/ But my mom said I couldn't leave the 10th... and now I can harass Dan on the flight from Atlanta to Austin. You could eat a baby on how quiet it is here. You like doubled the Canadian Armed Forces... I dunno, I told Hades my plan and he didn't say anything... No:/ I will tommorow Great... anything not bad? My news server is fucked tonight:/ Dunno why:/ Oh. Would you object to the mistreatement of midgets in a comical, potentially circuslike fashion? But he was definatly different... So are they trying to do away with WC for good? Me either... I guess on the plus side... it'll let us do one hell of a complete encyclopedia. Yeah... we should try and set up some emergency contingency plan in case they don't want us anymore I'm sure there's a fine quality server that we can get cheap or for free... Just weird to see you online at all. So you have the same fear I do? Erm, yeah, I know. It's just unusual to see you acknowledge your prescence. Well, I thought it was odd that Boomer knew that Sean had mailed everybody... I personally wouldn't worry about our email adress'... Well, we need a full backup... And we need an emergency contingency server... Because it looks like they may be trying to purge themselves of WC... Not that we can say in this channel. Hmmm... we should mail Boomer's home address and ask what he thinks about this... Oh, dash. It's not @cris.com? Hehehe, I'm seeing it with Chris... I'm seeing it a day before you do. I've only got three more months of school too... I suppose that if Origin ends WC... can you save the full movieshots? I suppose that if Origin ends WC... There won't be that much WC News to report... * LOAF is heading to the University of Texas at Austin... But then of course, we would have to take over the remaining fan community. Something bio, probably... So wcnews.com will always have some point. Hehehe, well, I'm hoping to conduct an extensive survey of women in the near future... Yeah... we'd do what all the crazy sci fi people who've had their shows taken away do:() Hehehehe, I'm in the same situation as Phoenix Hehehe, they kept ST alive until it got brought back. Maryland needs more snow... So, in ten years when we're discussing what the deep ideological meaning of Maniac mouthing 'I love you' before Blair goes off to die was we shouldn't be worried. Hehe, I'm considering a road trip to the east to see if I can find some of those WC toys... Your a Canadiaan, Had, snow is a constant... Of course... I guess we shouldn't get ahead of ourselves... this is no different than what happened after WCIII/IV . Its just that we have a closer personal attachment to the people who are leaving... I think it may be true... Well, a lot of people disappeared between WCII and WCIV. Well, at least there'll be toy Rapiers an Dralthi... Maybe a new vision is what WC needs Maybe we're part of that new vision... But ask Boomer what he thinks in private. Anyway, now that the Term Paper from Hell (tm) is over, I can get some more encyclopedia done. He's a nice guy We... just heard from Sean about Andy Hollis sucking... They're selling a big pokemon poster with all the pokemons on it at music stores at the mall... But stickers are mans best friend... Texas shirt. Maybe a blow dart... Blow darts are the perfect way to tell your spouse "You blow, dear-t" It's not funny if you do it for everything We ALL serve Origin:P Origin? They fired Captain Johnny, I'm fucking smarter than Origin. I'll bet Chris is really popular at parties... I mean, really, he's always wearing a cool suit or something... You *REALLY* need an mp3 of that... so we don't have to suffer through it... Speaking of Tux's, Dan said not to wear one. I'm assuming a clear rubber gel created by the mylonians... What does this have to do with Johnny? Wait, what are you telling Johnny about us? Anyway, it looks like Shellus is still w/ Maverick... Did you find a gun at ebay? Wow, there are three Pokemon jets... It'd suck if a terrorist decided to catch 'em all. Hey, kickass, check your mail newsies Movie theaters are actually going to have WC posters... I guess I should update about this? That would be dishonest. Lemme get a drink first The scout was seen twice in WCIII, and it's a modified transport. I'm not sure wether Jess is a guy or a girl... I'm waiting until he updates his site to update mine... Yeah, or Trelane 'll start feeling encapsulated. And when Trelane starts to feel encapsulated, Hadrian becomes woefull. And when Hadrian becomes woefull, PEOPLE DIE! Hey, I have an exciting update about how there are WC movie posters now... If Charles Babbage jumped off a cliff, would you? http://users.nac.net/splat/wc/pictures/yuma2.jpg That's me in 6 months. Or Chris *REALLY* cut it down. Yeah, Chris just forgot about the fact that he talks about flying w/ Iceman in WCP. Hawk flew off the 'Claw... Me too. And his non-movie stuff. And I have him chained to the wall in my basement. Well... look at it from an optimists point of view... at least they didn't say "A thin red line of heros" There's a quasar in the Sol system, Johnny, didn't you know ? Well, Chris Roberts said put a Quasar here and so Chris Roberts got a Quasar here... Actually, I think it's just that a Quasar has caused the jump point, I don't think the Quasar is actually there. Yeah, there was a Quasar in... Loki? I like the concept of jump points wherein they're formed by gravity wells. That's what Academy said But its basically what the handbook says too It just makes things like a supernova at Yorin become so much cooler. "Freddie Prinze Jr gets his shirt torn a lot" "Aint got no Merlins" Then the Quasar is in Blackmane. Hmmm, pornography and topography should go together... Oh, Dan, I can't take the same flight as you out of Regan... because my family all hates Regan so I have to go from BWI to Atlanta... What did he tell you when you interviewed him? I don't know yet, I haven't gotten the ticket yet. I got a cane... now I can pretend to be blind and cars will stop for me and stuff. I don't know if Hades is going... You've said that like dickity six times... Well, if Hades doesn't come, and you don't come, we'll give the ticket to Johnny so he doesn't have to date a guy... My apparatus is never nice:~( Wow, you're an anti-deathlok When you and deathlok come into contact it probably creates a quasar or something... Thats Canadian dollars, though. Which is like $32.34 Hehe, but at least he's played a pre-FMV WC game. Goodnight LOAFscript, goodnight !AHF Goodnight ace_away, goodnight wavscript, goodnight evil channel modes... Maybe they were upgrading it with Chrisproof software:/ Yeah, now I can afford all that sold gold jewelry I'm always dressing my cats in... Erm, but I digress, re: AUstin people, it's possible that I may be have a room in-town instead of outside, so the only place we'd have to Taxi to would be Origin I liked the episode where they just start off saying that they've gone back to 1967 to watch something... Wow, somebody injected you with stupid? My news server was f'd up this morning:/ Its not showing any posts at all. Well, that'd rock, but why does Johnny think that? Hmmmm... that would kick so much ass... Think we should keep people updated on Starlancer stuff? Maybe have a starlancer section... Yeah, Starlancer isn't for a while... Hmmm, maybe we should personally follow Starlancer and Freelancer so we'll be ready jic... Wow, so it's like a pregnancy test? Yeah, the FDA would get medeval on their asses if they put urine in it. I remember the time they put urine in peanut butter cups... Urine probably tastes a lot like water. Ask Hades. Heh, fight the power! As I updated. Hmmm... I dunno, I suck at distances. Distance wise it's not far at all, but to get there you have to go on 360, which is the road that loops the city... Any idea what Chris' status is? Freaky. I was out until I got back... but... You nigga's aint not gonna take no shit! Hmmm, I need a lightbulb... HMmm... I'd like a red one. I need a working one. Sure they are. They bring light! LIGHT, LIGHT, DAMN YOU! Ahh, hell, I'll go get one.. brb... No real human would do that... friends friends friends friends friends O', I wish Chris were here! // Whenever ChrisReid is offscreen, all the characters should be asking "Where's ChrisReid?" What? We never see the results of Corporate Surveys Not really... I mean, there was the Prophecy survey and the music survey... So Bob hope doesn't retire until the 2150's? Planck's Star System: A Ralari class destroyer attacks Confederation fuel storage facilities, causing severe damage. As a result, Drayman tankers are moved from Port Hedland to restock the loss at Planck's Star. Did you see the press kits for sale, Chris? Oh, now there are two... Hehe, and I'd be very pissed if it didn't.... I caught my first rare Pokemon! Why, just the thought of Freespace makes me sick... It's law enfored by the military... since there is no military here... No Brancer. You are an annoying teenager with delusions of grandure. Not a member of the military. as I pointed out earlier... an insult would be like "you hurt kittens!" I don't know whether or not you hurt kittens, so that's an insult. Now, I know that you're a pathetic little kid, therein, calling you a pathetic little kid is the truth. Now, I'm sorry if you can't come to terms with the fact that you're not gods gift to everyone... Uhm... did you completely and utterly ignore what I just said? I wouldn't WANT to know you. You're an egotistical arrogant little bleep. Hace, I did Stalin. Oooh, I haven't used my vibrator in forever... Wow, the umd chick is in a freaky channel... And Dan's not talking:o They're probably getting it on... Ooooow, my stomach hurts:/ I hate it when this happens, it's like the time I ate two pretzels at the mall... Oh yeah? Would a 'weirdo' enjoy throwing birds at rocks? I dunno what time the premiere is yet. Do you? Yeah, I'll probably be hanging around the airport with a big Chris Reid sign... How are you getting from the airport to your hotel? Hehehe. Chris, did you ever contact Boomer about visiting on Friday? A female internet friend? * LOAF had to memorize that whole fucking thing the other day:/ Because there's no way out of Austin. "You licked off the part that forbids cruel and unusual punishment!" Yeah... but if all these freaks and Jeff Cope can call, I'll do it too... Anyway, I haven't done any updates today, I should. Think I should announce the great Austin Trek? That's gonna be one heck of a party... Hehehe, FOX's commercial is longer than MTV's... Yeah, all 39 of the That 70's Show fans now have the option of seeing the movie. Can you believe my evil cat just sat there licking itself during the commercial? You know that, and I know that, and 37 other people know that It looks much cooler on the bigscreen TV downstairs than it does on the little TV in my room... Yes, Saffron is going to be at the premiere... Which was rather embarassing at Origin, Boomer told me I should go get some coffee... Yeah. Except I always fuck up when trying to pour liquid. If it wasn't me, and wasn't Tre and it was plural, it must have been Byydo and Chris.. PIKA-CHU! *****THUNDERSHOCK***** I... need to get a script that does that automatically. I'm allowed to drive, theoretically. I don't feel safe doing it, though. Hehe, I have a genetic syndrome that caused my retina to detach, Del. And I wish us all well, and may the easter bunny provide a feast! Well... same chance that I'll go blind in the other eye. I dunno, statistically I've got a while. Hehehe, the genetic condition causes collagen production to be fucked up. So anywhere in my body that uses collagen has problems. Erm, but there's apparently 6 genes that code for collagen. And people with Sticklers have problems with one... which means problems in certain areas... so some people have like no problems with their eyes... Erm, joint problems, eye problems, hearing problems, non-serious heart problems... Hehehe, in my case it meant I was born without a back to my mouth. Wow, Chris... if you'd only had Dan's machine... Some people have horrible ones that makes their faces cave in, but mine wasn't that bad... I had reconstructive surgery for the back of my mouth when I was like 1... Hehehe, its genetic, Del. Although, I'm the first person in my family to have it identified in... my brothers and my mother have a lot of the facial features attributed to it, but nothing to prove they have it. Hehehe, yeah, the nanobots would kick my ass... Yeah, it'd rock to have cyborg eyes in 20 years. Yeah, chicks would dig a whale penis... So, I suppose I shall bid you all adieu... Chicks would definatly dig a meter long penis... Here's a bet - he looked over at your computer and saw you in an in-depth discussion about whale sex organs... To hell with sleep, I'm going to go shave, eat some breakfast cake and update the CIC. They're basically two games set in the same universe. to take on all aspects of WC's current audience. Erm, I deleted my JeffCopeMail... can you re: him asking if we can plllease reprint their X-Toys picture ? Hehehehehe, ICQ'99 is for people who are living in the present. Live in the past, man. ... which... WC... trailer? All of 'em... I have no idea, I'm always deleting all the stuff in my inbox. Hehehe, you said 'ubercool'. Only I say ubercool... YOU SUCK What if you already know you suck and are tired of being told? Uhm, I'm working at the vet. Yay, LOAF's back! Yay! Looks like we *definatly* need a backup server... Well, have somebody do it, and somebody needs to find us a new hosting service. Well, is there some network that'll host our stuff? Stop arguing pointlessly. We need a solution. Okay. We're going to do several things here. 1) People should cut the insulting Hadrian crap. 2) Hadrian should cut the I'm superior because you don't like me crap. That's what I'm talking about:P . Well, first, I'm mailing Neil Young. Second... we need to find out how we can get a new server and keep our domain name. I'm just going to ask what's up actually, CHris, you should mail Neil, I'll mail Graf A whole bunch of our friends got fired and WC is dying... we have enough to feel sorry for Just tell Neil you'd heard that Boomer was fired and you want a tour. FIrst day was so frickin tiring, I'm going to bed, I'll update in the early AM That Dude guy is GEY GEY GEY I'M TOO BUSY!!!!!!!!!! The figures are small, they're SW sized. But compare the Rapier (which has had its prototype around forever. to the concept art of the Rapier... Erm, but Generations is the best proof. They had planned some freaky new uniforms for the movie, and ended up not using them... all the figures had weird outfits. Mango is the queen of my heart... Oh, sweeeet, I thought I had to work tommorow morning, but it's not really until tommorow night I used to have a Lego Concordia... It had little lego Scimitars in it. Man, what I didn't know about canon back then... And I used to call Hhriss 'Khriss'... I used to trace the little VDU images off of the WC1 screen... I didn't know anything about screenshot programs... Where's March? The Behemoth only blew up one planet. Do you have any idea how defeats the purpose 'interactive screensaver's are? We don't talk about ebay in this channel because Had is A TRAITOR! A TRAITOR DAMN YOU! And it's from 'Nam, so you can tell people you were wounded in 'Nam. I was at Walmart earlier... And there was like these two white guys who'd shaved their heads and were wearing like chains... And they were going through all the hot wheels going "Oh, I have this one." or "I need this one"... Wow, and you weren't even here for sadistically torture an animal night:~( Wow, that sets off ChrisSCript I got some futuristic cars... one of them that looked cool turned out to suck, though:~( Hehehehe, the Dan interview was the best, less like he was reading something. I like bad jokes:~( Hehehe, I'll send him the log here later... I don't remember. I reply to a lot of posts. Those phat spazes... they're pretty 3lite. Maybe it'll look less busy when the counter thing is gone. * LOAF scrambles to hit the buzz-word alarm before the air is sucked out of his compartment. The problem is that it all becomes unbalanced. The old image-menu was way too big... And a bitch to update We used to do it, it just caused it to take even longer to load. The problem with the buttons is that the javascript refuses to work with the shtml:/ clickable images is all that'd work. Okay... I have a bunch of updates. We use several seprate files. Dan is posting some new pics later, so I was just waiting for those... I wrote a new merchandise list, I'm gonna graphicize it and pretty it up... You're not a mathlete? People don't say pedio... Oooh, who's copywrite did we infrige? Hehehe, well, we can remove the pictures since Dan gave us better ones the next day. Hmmmm... okay, I know what to do. But they're the most imperfect non-Mexican north american British puppet state... Anyway. Lets remove the article and post a nasty news update advising people who want the article not to email us to get a copy. And we can archive the pictures under a different name so they never know. ANd he stopped complaining about the infoburst when you actually got here. GRRRR. BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP. Had, we don't care how low your self esteem is. Tre, don't provoke Had. * LOAF is depressed:/ Just stuff... there was this dying cat at the hospital and it got to me. Kidney failure I don't usually work with the sick animals, but this was the weekend and they needed me to clean out its area and stuff... Yeah, I lost a bunch of dogs to that... long ago. Sort of . There's this guy we know, Steve, and every year we wrap whatever we're giving him in some elaborate fashion designed to inflict pain... It started simple, little nails and things pokeing out all over the box... but eventually it became more and more devious... covering things in glue and mud and layers and layers of trash... This year we're trying to make it shock people... * LOAF puffs his cigar It's nice to know that I've still got some influence. Oh, when I die, Hades will have to take over my auctions... Q: How will Y2K affect the CIC? A: Rather than '1999', all dates will read '2000'. Mental note: remove Haess from aop list. Anyway, if I had an oven that uncooked things I could throw raw meat at attackers... Well, they did announce that there wouldn't be any multiplayer several months before it came out... I'm not very funny... Dash, I need to remember how to make tables. I saw it on a... four and a half foot TV... Ummm, your last name is MacHott? Do you have a sister? She probably has a promising future career as a Bond girl because of that... Erm, I like the Ragu one... and then we can sing that song about Prego tasting the best whenever you use it... Wow, Ragu-pathy would be the fear of tomato sauce? Its not just that. I'm putting all the stuff we should know about Austin in it. Also, a picture of Chris McCubbin. Bruce Willis had a crappy PSX game called Apocalypse. Yeah, and I get annoyed whenever people talk about Freespace... Its like... the place that hell comes from, an underworld and such... but it's not necessarily bad... Johnny said that we'll be able to identify Chris McCubbin by the fact that he smells like hotdogs... Has the trailer influenced whether or not you'll see WC? Got hates you all, Children. Hadrian had the day off, so there's no poll this week. Oh, Nancy Lesnick, I guess. Which WC Movie Site do you like better? Lemme check... it should be 78.6666666. No, lets not put the CIC in without updating the CIC's movie site. I didn't see it, and you're blind. Nah, lets just have Dan vs Them. Oh, this resurgence of Jonny1500 reminds me of something stupid Boomer did... It'll be sweeter. Anyway, Boomer said "You and Johnny 'll have lots to talk about. You know, Captain Johnny! Johnny 1500!"... You know what's cool? That entire StarLancer site is just a thing saying that Digital Anvil will give them information about StarLancer. Starlancer and Freelancer are different games... They're set in the same Lancer universe. Star is CR's rip off of WC, and Free is CR's rip off of Privateer... I hear. I have an uberupdate to do... Lots of neat stuff, but I just got home from work... I have to work *ALL DAY* tommorow, but I'll send a minion to find me a copy of the magazine. Well, I have school from 7-11, and I have work from 12-7:30... Oh, yeah, Chris, call your local toy stores and comic shops... according to Bee_Czar toys spread from the west coast towards the east... I only have 3-4 classes. Oh, yeah, I can do that because my mom works at my school... Wow, did you all hear that Stanley Kubrick died? Where was it in the store? Hmmm... I'll see you on thursday, can you pick me up a copy maybe? Does it have Salthi and Krant? Hehe... I'll dream of it:~( What do you think of our poll, Dan? Oh, Haess is getting on my nerves, can we deop him later? No, I missed a . But it's fixed now. *-FEAR-* Hmmm, you sound as depressed as I am... Maybe it's just me, then. Oh, yeah, we know what splat means when he says X files... Hehehe, it's a bad joke, some freak accused Dan of running a porn site once. She came back after meeting you, she must rilly like you... Hehehe, whenever I get a strange tech problem I tell them that I've forwarded their message to the people in charge of tech support. What about the time you travelled back in time and inadvertently saved Hitler's life during WW1? So, hey, three days and we're in Austin! I guess that hasn't happened... yet... Well, Had, if it makes you feel better I'll wear that 'Hadrian' shirt I made... It's a shirt that says 'Hadrian' spelled wrong on it... I actually care a negative amount... which forces me to project anger upon Hadrian... Yeah, me too, but they guy who sent it to me called me a 'gaming God', so I figured I had to. Hehehe, you'll be pissed. Maybe. But I'm desprate, I'll talk to her... Hehehehe, but any chick whos criteria for guys is '*!*@*.umd.edu is my kind of... you know... Yeah, what does she look like? Hmmm, any freakish unnatural piercings? Who the hell is Krazi? Betcha that brought in some negative immagery... Wow, Michael... Ball... Some freak on ICQ is im'ing me Sounds like Dana... Wait, how do you know that? I'd date the Rapiers from the movie, and they're FUGLY... Oh, I didn't know you could tell from that picture. It's a greek numeral, I believe... You know why I wasn't talking to you, Jibbo? Because I don't care... It's part of my code to rule the universe. I took the simple-yet-annoying and added 25 more... Oh, , Delance... Tell her she can have it if she has sex with you... I didn't get nuked, my mIRC disconnected. I don't even know if you can nuke me... I'm not connected directly through my computer, either, though... yeah, like turning urine into ammonia... Oh, we've slowly corrupted C777. Hehehehe, it's probably a take-off of Byydo's quit... Wow, Phantom like the fighter or like the book? Well... I don't know what Shalmon means, but I'm guessing it's like salmon. so, what Byydo is saying is that Crid (Chris Reid) should swim upriver... Oh, I don't speak Hebrew... They don't teach you the alphabet:~(? Hmmm, maybe you should make up something horrible about yourself to scare her away... Wow, when I go to college I plan to lock myself in a metal box underwater and avoid all human contact... Its the best way to meet women fish... ANyway, I'll be in Texas, women will beg to be in my cool cool metal box... You know, at the edge of our universe, all hell is about to break loose... 90 percent of people don't care, just post them all. Yeah, Del, Freddie Prinze died... I guess I won't see him at the premiere... I've got to get out of my scrubs and eat, bbs... Dammit, where are our tickets? I tell them this every night... I can't stay focused on two channels. Oh, this is a tommorow update, I don't know why. Hey... I got mail from Chris Roberts... and I got the soundtrack... and nearly died... and went to work... and came back... Anyway, a huge ass snow storm hit us here... school was closer early, chaos erupted... Same here, but anyway, I went out in the snow to get the soundtrack and magazine And foudn the soundtrack but not the magazine:/ I just got home, I'm still in my scrubs. I did that, no word from either... Articles are becoming more positive. I haven't heard much about WC here... It's an in-joke... Anyway, according to Chris Roberts the thing at starwars.com is just because Lucasarts is pissed that FOX is promoting WC with the SW trailer... But FOX is only attaching the trailer to SW, without telling Lucas... Dallas Snell made some famous organization chart that was his name with a line going from himself to himself... Origin guy from the days of yore. General Snell in WC2... There's references in a bunch of the old products. Hehehe, we'll see it a bunch of times, right? We can do better than that... and in that vein, I have good/bad news... . Hehehe, we're in a different hotel... it's further out of the city, (not as far out as my last hotel)... But the good thing is that there's like a bus station right under it, and it's like attached to a mall with a theater... Yeah, it's no problem. And there's free transport from hotel to airport and vice versa with this one, so everything's good... Hehehehe, we should ask him first, I guess. Hmmm, okay, Chris, can you please grab a copy of the magazine if possible before you go? I don't remember Had, I'll get it later... I'll respond and ask about an interview... I asked Telep... You want to buy some WC shirts or cards? A guy mailed me (the guy I bid on some from ebay. telling me that he has lots... I don't know, Apoc, I never bought tickets... Because I'm supposed to pick up more there if I don't get the previous ones Fed-Exed today... Should we look you up when we're in Austin? Oh, my brother will be there, too, he's just a regular flavoured geek... Laptop:o Johnny told us to call him when we're there, and Amy sent me her number to call if I don't get the tickets today... She said we'll arrange to pick them up at the paramount if I don't get them soon... I got it... I'm sending Hades notes on stuff... and I'm finally updating the news, I fell asleep earlier... I'm worried about Dan from Dan's because they closed National Airport. Hehehe, but hopefully it'll be open later today... We've had the biggest snowstorm in like 3 years here... I'm writing something before I leave... a review of the movie experience, I guess. 4H and Law School are at opposite poles... Hehe, you know, 4H... horses and crap... I have to be on a plane in about 26 hours.. No, unfortunately a phase-variance pulse experiment has rendered me without mass and invisible to the human eye... Wow, X-Wing Alliance is going to satisfy our WC fix? Delance is just strange... Hehehehe, I wrote it like five minutes ago. In a minute, I'm posting a bunch of those reviews and a million other things. Hehe, bad reviews be dammed, it's going to kick ass. 13 times? Its only 90 minutes long, it shouldn't be hard... Maybe I should do an update with our pictures... Clothes... a comb, a toothbrush, copy of the Confederation Handbook... Jetski... navcom unit... Eee, morons. erm, mormons Yeah, but when I put it there it starts to take up two lines. Don't worry, there's a point... Chris Roberts has wayyyy to much free time on his hands;) It'll be cool to meet Davies son... if we hook up with him we can follow the cast people back to the party afterwards. Hehehe, I had a nice big one a while ago for everybody, but I decided it was too corny... It saddens me that I have not yet heard from Peter or Jeff... Wow, that must have reached 11 people... Oh. Yeah, I haven't seen it on NBC... Of course, there's nothing on NBC in the day... I don't know what we do after this. Boomer said it'd be years. They also serve, those who only stand and wait... That's Milton... Hehehe. I got the tickets in the mail... Hehehehe, yeah, but the seats are pefect. And it came with three invitations with Confed logos to the after premiere party... and a bunch of tickets for free drinks... Then you bid enough w/ your account to make Dude pay the maximum amount... then he'll drop it and you won't pay anything for it. Yes it does... he can't pay that much money, he'll drop it rather than win... Actually, no, a chick bought me and Chris drinks... No, that's crap-ass new!speak... we were fighting communism, which was the mentality at the time. 2194: The Loaferian Regieme comes to power, enslaving all white people. It sucks when other people don't have 4D cards that are as good as mine:~( Oh, I thought it was heyscript I'd be more worried to be you in Maryland, you have a crazed stalker-girl here... Wow, that's not much of a limo ride:~( So when should we meet you ? And where? "uhm... I need to speak to Dan... he's at the hotel... call Dan..." And it's just for WCians tommorow? So I'd guess we won't have much trouble getting in, with our invitations... Hehehe, as long as we stay close to the DAians... I dunno, he sounded excited about the movie, so he must not be very close to his dad... Yeah, okay. Anyway, we got kickass seats... Well his Dad's probably already seen the movie... So who do we talk to tonight? Chris Roberts and David Warner? Front row, right-center, I believe. (erm, of the balcony. We have invitations to the post-premiere party at a nightclub. But Dan is worried about the age thing. I figure as long as we have these cool tickets we can get in... But I figured a suit would make me look older We can bring people, too... Hehehe, actually Amy sent some drink-coupons for us... I'll wear a suit jacket so I look older... Hey, I've *BEEN* into naked women's places... 3000 is what supermovies open with. These invitations are sooo coool, they have the confed logo on the front. Also, I generate intense levels of radioactivity, so I need lead plating... I'd be depressed by all the negative reviews in talkback at AICN... but I've never seen *ANYTHING* positive in talkback at AICN, so whatever... There were two WC commercials in the same break about half an hour ago... There was probably an LA premiere... I think Mark Day went to it... Hehehehe... when I get up on Friday, leave the hotel and pick up a bunch of newspapers to read bad reviews of the movie... I will sit back and think, it's people like these yahoo idiots who don't like the movie. Therein, it will be the best movie ever. Yeah. But if you already got one, I could use another. Betcha Siskel returns from the dead to dis it:~( Erm, at least Yahoo's design is smart. In fact... this chat is utterly brilliant... These idiots are chatting with themselves, not realizing that Lamont can't fricking hear them. Just a suit jacket... and khakis. and possibly an amusing fish tie... Todd Moyer is a jerk. I'm gonna put the FPJ quote in my sig. He's just so creepy and he's acting like he made WC. Todd Moyer played Dr. Frederick Khulas III during the Varisite Rebellion, Delance... *BS ANSWER APPROACHING AT HIGH SPEEDS* . Yay! I can still predict the future! Hmmm, I'm not sure, my mom has the new info... Hehehehe, when my mom gets home. Oh, Dan wants us to meet him at 6:30 at his hotel... Yeah, I told this chick I'd take pictures... so I'd better... Sure, why not. They only post a few (intelligent) questions, though. AIRPLANES?!?!?!?! You're not thinking of using one of those, are you!? Yes yes, we all know about your dad's psychotrophic drugs... I bastard... David Warner is going to be there later... I don't know. I'm not really sure what to do... my mom wants me to stay at the hotel and wait for you there... Hehehe, well, I'm supposed to tell you what to do. At the airport, there'll be a courtesy phone. and that phone will call the Hilton, and they'll send a bus thing to take you there. The room is registered to Ben Lesnick, the phone number is 512 451 5757 (for the Hilton. Its the Hilton near... lemme think... something... Lemme check. Highlands Mall Apparently Dan 'n Chris 'n I are going nightclubbing... No, I have to go get my room... Hilton Austin North & Towers, or something. No, not yet Yeah, or maybe at the mall... Hehehe, okay, if you don't show up I'll go there... Not long, I don't think... but maybe you should be at the hotel by 5 or so... and after that I'll go out and look Austin 3:16? It's next to my hotel. Take Bus #15 and you're there... That and the threat of a crazed stalker chick? There should be a phone, according to my mom... Time to sleep. So begins the adventure. I'll see Chris, Dan and Apoc tommorow... My laptop is a Tandy 286 something. Oh well... no sequal, WC ends with the third book, I suppose... Yeah, actually there was a kickass review in one of the local Austin papers... it recognized what they were trying to do with the WWII stuff... Ahh. I grabbed a bunch of papers, when I get time I'll type them up... Yeah, I mean, how many sci fi movies have ever gotten good reviews? I honestly have no idea how other WCers couldn't like it... and it starts off with Rosie going "Now, if Lt. Dibbles were a woman, he'd still be alive..." Hehehe, from the Claw Marks manual... Lt. Dibbles was one of the pilots who was killed in Paladin's article... We couldn't waste a week beating the crap out of them, but you'll spend a week being aware of them? He was much thinner when I saw him last week... And Dan-the-movie-guy's character just didn't do it for me... I didn't see any actors:/ But I talked to Chris Roberts at the party... For a while, and he invited us to DA. I asked Eric Peterson that, and he didn't think so... I don't have any money :~( I hope I'll have money next week I spent everything on those other bids... Yeah, I borrowed too much going to Austin:/ Oh, just in case some select group of morons might imply otherwise... The premiere was uber-cool... We couldn't reach Dan by calling him... he was never in his room... So we called Johnny, and said we'd see him there... And we decided to stop by Dan's hotel on the way there... But Dan wasn't there, we called up to his room... So as we were leaving the hotel this limo drives up and Dan gets out. Anyway, we were like all running late... or, at least, there wasn't much time between dinner and the premiere... So Chris and I and to a lesser extend Dan and his friend and my brother all ate at like the speed of light... And so we went back to the premiere in the limo... And then when we got there, all these cameramen were like outside because they thought we were celebrities. But we ran into Adam, Johnny, Pete, Chris McCubbin and company... And there was some Origin web guy who recognized me from the picture. Chris got yelled at by this little old woman for takign pictures, but I'm pretty sure he could have taken her in a fight... Anyway, we had the BEST FUCKING SEATS IN THE HOUSE... We were the front row, center balcony... Actually, that's when we met Chris McCubbin, he recognized us from where he was and came down to say hi... I dunno why we got those seats. Chris Roberts had a crappy seat. So did his fiancee. Neil Young had a crappy seat, but we had the best seats in the house... Hehehe, it opens by panning over this huge starmap... basically a stylish-ancientized version of Johnny's map (more on that later) Like, when Maniac and Blair are walking around the flight deck, Maniac goes "I don't see any of the hornets we flew at the Academy..." and in the beggining of the Rosie/Maniac landing scene it cuts to Rosie going "now, if Lt. Dibbles were a woman, he'd still be alive..." Chris Roberts played Chris McCubbin the Broadsword pilot.... I asked (yelling from the balcony. "So what happened to the human traitors?" and he explained that it seemed too confusing... "You've read the script!" They were checking ID's, so we were worried about getting in... But it turned out all they did was stamp a "MINOR" sign on your hand if you weren't old enough... (since we had the invitations and all, I guess. For some reason, Chris (who's been de-aging, I note. didn't get stamped because he rushed them through... He like showed his ID and they didn't even notice. Erm, but the MINOR stamps washed right off inside... Anyway, it was cool, it was like this nightclub thing. Richard Garriotte was greeting people... Erm, but we found Chris McCubbin, who was standing alone eating the snacky things... He gave us his card and told us to call him on Friday. We felt kind of sorry for him... (more on that later) We found Johnny, who was with some Origin guys. He had a kickass Prophecy tie-die shirt with a Vampire on it... We talked to him, and he told us to call him on the weekend... We found Adam Foshko, who recognized me... we talked to him for a long time. About his movie, about leaving Origin, that sort of thing... he said he'd see me when I came back for good in August... We saw some other people in the crowds (Andy Hollis...) And then we met Chris Roberts... He recognized me as the guy who asked the traitor question, and explained that he wants to use Jazz in a WC2 movie... He invited Dan and us to come visit DA the next morning at 12 (because he "doesn't usually come in before 11") Dan was rather pissed that he was leaving at 11, and went off to drink.. Gareth Davies told us that they had the movie-intro-map in the DA opening room, and we'd already been planning to sneak in and see it... We met the IMGS guys, who were all really cool... David Ladyman was like wearing freaky scottish clothes, but he went around introducing me to people... And we met Tuesday Frase, and although you can't really tell it from her name, she's hot... Erm, but we talked to them and such. After a while we left... So, the next day at 12, we headed for DA... Which, is no longer evil, I note. Anyway, we got there just after 12, and they told us that Chris wasn't there... he didn't usually get in until much later. But he'd left instructions with them to give us a tour and show us Starlancer... A guy named Sean, who was somehow important, showed us around DA's kickass building... They showed us the map, which was in the lobby... Da was very open, but DARK... Origin was very light, and closed up... We saw all the stuff they used to edit the movie, and the CGI rendering farms and such... and they showed us lots of sketches and shots from the games they were working on... We saw Correy Pennington, too... he was working on wcmovie.com, apparently... Oh, and DA has an in-house movie theater thing. They apparently play N64 and such on this huge projection screen... There were movie pictures framed all over the wall... The cute receptionist chick told us to come back at 2 to see Starlancer... Eric Peterson (who worked on P2, and is now doing Starlancer) showed it to us... First he showed us the Star Wars trailer... they'd downloaded it, and it hadn't been attached to the movie the night before... But then we saw Starlancer, which was frickin incredible... It was like... WC... *VERY* interactive onboard ship, there was like a pet fish that you had to feed, and medals and everything... The cockpits kicked ass, they had hands and everything. And we saw a mission on this huge screen, which was really neat... very variable... We saw a ship firing, which had really cool FX... little shells dropped off... Capship explosions were SO COOL... We kinda sorta decided that we'd update on this game because as you'll find out soon, WC isn't happening soon... although Eric Peterson said CHris Roberts wouldr eally like to buy the WC license and work on it... they're planning three Starlancer games, and Freelancer... Starlancer II is going to have ships you can walk around onboard... and Starlancer III ends with the destruction of the sun, which leads up to Freelancer which is many years later... Anyway, we did run into Chris Roberts as we were heading out, he looked rather hung over. He was going to meet us at the hotel at 7 and take us somewhere nice... Now... here is where my story virges on the incredible, the fantastic, the unbelivable... Here's where you go to yourself "MY GOD! That can't be true!" Chris and I had left our good copies of the handbook at home. So we went out and bought some. We met McCubbin in the lobby... McCubbin and... HIS WIFE:o Not just that... But she's a completely normal person. Chris McCubbin was wearing like a safari outfit. Complete with IGMS safari shirt and one of those explorer hats... and he has a normal wife. Anyway, we went to like this sausage restaurant... For some reason he really liked David Downing, though... anyway.... he signed our handbooks, we talked about the movie... We talked about merchandise... and he is very, very worried that the people doing the cut-away view will not look at his book first and create a continuity problem! Hehehehe... Oh, he told us where the error in the book was, too. The 'marine helmet' description has a 'fighter pilot helmet' picture... Oh, we examined Johnny's map at DA, it had lots of little systems and notes, but not us:~( Anyway... lemme think... then there wasn't much that happened for a while... We saw the movie 4 more times... I bought another soundtrack to give to Chris for Cridmas... saw several stores with them, so they should be available everywhere now. Chris bought some pokemon cards for Celina, and I bought some for me... We bought a little talking pikachu for my sister... Oh, and earlier at the airport I found some copies of starlog so I bought 'em... We walked around in the sewer a lot... There was a mall and a theater near us... And there was a sewer, a swamp and a parking lot between them all... So, anyway, the first time we went to see the movie at night... Chris and I got lost and stuck in a swamp. after that we always walked through the parking lot... But my brother found the sewer quicker, so we'd alk through the sewer to get places. It was odd. Oh, Chris Roberts got his own editing room at his house for the movie... Erm, lemme think... I have to go home soon, so I'll be offline for a few... He was unfortunately away all day, because a friend of his was having a baby... So, he took us to dinner at like 9pm, and we talked a lot. Apparently So was originally supposed to be an addon pack that would lead up to a new game called Shadow Force ('Strike Team', according to EA. *THAT'S* what Boomer's fiction was about, it wasn't SO fiction, but a description of the plot of SF. Ea canned SF beause it'd take too long... after that they started working on 'Multi-Commander'... in which multiple players would go through a plot at once... Hades: we saw Chris Roberts at the party and then the next day at DA.. Erm, but Chris and I saw some odd showings. 12:10 at night like twice, and 9:50 once, and once in the morning... Oh, and after Multi-Commander got canned, they started working on WCO... Which also got canned... and then they call got fired... Johnny is interviewing at DA next week or so.. Uhm, and Chris left the next morning... and my brother and I saw Cruel Intentions because WC wasn't playing mid-day, and then left..;. Made my brother sleep on the floor... Oh, well, I'm heading out... Hey. What's the WC3 Skipper's designation? YM-13A? As him about Merlin's voice, as if you didn't know... ask him about WC2... ask him about his response to reviews... ask him about the rumored possibility that DA will be getting the WC rights... ask him about Freelancer.. I didn't know he was that short until I saw that picture... Hehehe, and I look funny in that picture... Chris Roberts used to do lots of those online chats. In fact, he did one about five days ago. It kicked ass, I love Austin. No... Chris Roberts and Dan the movie guy got drunk, though. Yeah, the party was at a place on 6th street, I believe... Erin Roberts wasn't at the premiere (he gave his seat to Chris' fiancee or something), but we saw him at DA the next day... Yeah, Chris Roberts is getting married... "I will not sit by while you kill my citizens" sounded just like she'd say "I have to go downstairs and clean the dishes"... Hehehe, I think Crid and I saw two shows after midnight... Oooh, Dan has his update about Austin all done... But on the other hand, it got Chris Roberts to notice me... But I'm guessing the asian chick was her from the scene that was cut. Yep... Chris Roberts told us who it was at the Q&A after the premiere... Thre's a darker side to this 'effect'. You assume that simply because Actor X is good looking & popular with the teen-girl-audience that he can't act... What one piece of jewelry do you want most to wear? Aside from a diamond tennis bracelet... The sort of jewelry that you can stab people with... Well, it's coming out May 5th, retailing at 43 dollars... We saw DA's at DA... they were really cool, I can't wait to have one of my own. I called the retailer and found out when and how much. Well, it's 43 dollars and I'll wear it everywhere... So people can go "Nice cross... you must be ver religious" and I can go "It's not faith, it's genetics" and stab them... Why don't you sell some of those women you have? I mean... just think... It'd be cooler than having a Klingon Knife... I mean, religious idiots can like examine it and PRESTO they're stabmeat... /me lives in a perfect world where alt.games.wing-commander posters make up the entire population of the US... May 5th... the day after all the Star Wars crap comes out... Hmmm, so, what's up? Should I write an article? Oh, Dan, they're coming out May 5th, and cost 43 dollars... Corey Pennington posted the number for the distributor, and I called them... That I, Bandit Lesnick, invented fire. That reminds me. I saw the fattest cat ever today... Chris McCubbin took us to some weird sausage restaurant... I don't remember. Chris probably has a picture... Chris took a LOT of pictures You know I likes it when you speaks to mes, baby... My pal Peter Telep wrote the movie novel Lets save that for when the next book comes out Well... the night is still young, but I have a lot of work to do. Goodnight all Got any pictures back yet? I should probably head to \/\/<>R|<... Erm, anyway... they're much better than the pictures implied. For one thing, they're guns are actually the guns from the movie... Very detailed... nice trading cards come with them, w/ info from the handbook on the back... Some of 'em have more cool stuff... like the kats have re-breathers, the marines have backpacks and helmets... the Kilrathi pants come off so they can sit down. * LOAF lionking.mid Ooooh, 46 is your squadron. So you got to pick your email address? Oh, okay, I was just worried about having to be bl69@utexas.edu or something And it was like 9:56 or something, and I ordered breakfast and they gave me all the extra breakfast-potatoe-things because they were switching to lunch:o He uses it no matter what he's talking about... I... don't ever actually check our CZ much. Oh, hey, are you feeling better? Wow, what happened to your knees? Oh, yeah, I had strep throat but didn't have time to go to the doctor... So I didn't tell anybody When you lose a mission do you have to start over? In the same sense that it's a shame that Tchecky Karyo wasn't Bond... Corey Pennington made that. Maybe we should have a WC weekend where everybody does that... It sorta sounded like he didn't know what you were talking about. I think it was your worst question. But when I heard you go "I'm going to do a little thing I call finish the sentance..." to Chris Roberts, I stopped it and closed realplayer Hehehehehe, what a moron, by posting under his second address he proved that he's the same person. Ahh. What'd Vincent Formosa think? Hehehe, lets just all give the stupid ebay guy bad feedback and report him to ebay. I used to respect anybody who'd put their life on the line to defend my country, but for the love of god, they played YMCA at their ball? from #WingNut, it has become apparent that the next generation of warriors will not be able to defend us in the coming war. Thusly, I have decided to start my own armed force, tentatively titled LOAF's death Fleet. I'm making Byydo commander-in-chief... Nah, new word needed... lemme see... LOAF's Joyfull death Fleet? LOAF's Amazing death Fleet? You've never had Vodcke?:o Hmmm, I actually don't drink... I'm working twice tommorow... I had to give a cat insulin today... Oh, wait, CHris, what's the WC3 Skipper? You asked about the T-Bomb and it wasn't YM-13A. I had some sweet replies to Locke. Wow, Delance, you're like a Shaman A Shaman who provides tasty choclate tube treats, none the less... Wow, you use the International Crab Quasher? "And the topic is... the Federalist Papers. No, wait, I'm sorry, that's the topic for regular Jeapordy! which we're taping later today. Your topic is "Horsies". Simply tell me whether or not you like horsies. Remember, there is no wrong answer..." Hadrian-The-Kanadrian-Song.mp3 :o Locke postz @ lotz. Then we can simply take a semen sample from you, and compare its genetics to Hades offspring... Speaking of Lesbianism, anybody want to buy posters of those h0t guyz from Wing Commander The Movie? Hey Chris, what do all these scary people say in the private messages in your guest book? OH MY GOD, lanced.net is down:o according to ChrisReid's Cool Homepage, they're already working on the script for Star Trek IX:o :o It works... Wow, somebody thought you were Chris Roberts... and that Chris Roberts worked on Prophecy... I have to work again in three hours:~( Ever hear how Akk's job turned out? Wow, that 'stock photos' button is painfull~:( If I order it overnight shipping... I can get my Pilgrim Cross just in time to wear to graduation. That's not what concealed blades means. When they say that concealed blades are illegal, it means hiding a huge ass knife in your shirt. Yeah, they'd get caught on the way in... Erm, but what about Swiss Army Knifes? As long as you use it with the explicit purpose of shooting Vampires and only Vampires. Wow, the people who's pictures are at mirrorimagestudios.com are all pathetic shallow horrible people... They *ALL* say that the best part of their senior year was getting their picture taken? Wow, that looks like Trelane Hehe, I mean pictures like you should scan the pictures. Not picture questions. Sounds, you should make sound questions... Did the CIC Finance picture come out? We're only 'ard because of all of the pr0n you bring to #LM-Guild... Ship masses in the Wing Commander Movie. In the future, a war between the <1m and the >1mers will tear the world apart... Awww, come on, only an idiot wouldn't know the TCS Vanguard... Can you scan the finance picture just to show Hades? Yes. I have strep throat... Wow, that was stupid, I turned off my computer... It's where ORIGIN(tm) keeps all the money we make... http://www.wcnews.com/loaf/cicfinance.jpg Anything called Naboo looks like a piece of shit. That said, anything from Star Wars looks like a piece of shit. And if you eat duck, what do you get? Hehehe, you know what you shold have done? You should have gotten one of those photoCDs. Nah, Lucas doesn't give a shit about that. I mean, you can have two million screaming fans in Ewoks movie hats bitching about how they want to see a Victory Star Destroyer... but my money is on the fact that Lucas hasn't even ever heard of them. StupidFan: "I'll bet episode 2 will explain why JASKHD-AHIEU is in the bar in episode 4!!!!!!" Lucas: "I wonder if we can get away with using gas masks to make 'aliens' again..." If it's been posted to agwc, it's been posted by Chris Reid. That can be the tagline for the ChrisReid movie... Wow, now lets do a background search on all the people who don't like the WC movie, and find which ones sell chickens... Anyway, today in class I go "Grr, I hate Canadians." and this girl next to me turned and said "Wow, you hate Canadians too?" Spring break is next week. But I have to work a lot:~( You know who I wish would die? Locke... Hehe, this just *HAD* to be cross posted to agwc... Saffron Burrows played Angel. Now who's 'fagtty'... You didn't understand the movie? I can see, like, not understanding 2001 or something... but you didn't understand the WING COMMANDER MOVIE? That really speaks volumes of your intelligence... Whenever I try to copy stuff from bl0ckbuster, it doesn't let me:~( That Jonny-biatch (spelled JONNY instead of JOHNNY to avoid this being used as the real Johnny's entrance quote) is fast... They like kept focusing on Cameron Diaz and she either looked like she was crying or really didn't get it. is wcnews.com slow or is it me? If we meet up with more physics morons... The ulysses cooridore is outside of the galaxy. And I simply enter at jump point A in the Sol system... and it takes me to Charybdis in Crab-22 or wherever... and then I jump fro Charybdis to wherver. No, the Ulysis Corridor is where Charybdis is, isn't it? At my current rate of posting, I might be able to catch up with him by the end of the year.. providing he doesn't get any massive boosts in that time... =\ Then I'll be banned next year:~( And what if I want to post that new supercarrierdestroyercruisertransport I invented? My god, Jonny, we posted it like five minutes ago. Erm, and it's from SNL last week... it was the final question in the Celebrity Jepordy sketch. Reverend Mother LOAF: Many men have tried to beat ChrisReid's post count. Locke: They tried and failed? RML: They tried and died. Wow, you scanned the pictures. OOooh, mail from the mask-ians... Before I read it... I'd like to take a moment of silence... Because I just know in my heart of hearts that this note is going to say... something, but whatever it says, I know that it will not be good. And I know this, because it will be in FULL CAPS. And 'The masks is ready' makes us question the meaning of plurality... Writing the thing... how do you spell 'kuwait'? Okay, I spelled it with an 'e'. But I can't, I don't know why:/ Whenever I go to do them I get all depressed and fall asleep... Hehe, that said, I just got the WC movie electronic presskit. "We don't have a laser gun... we have a GATLING gun"... Hehehe, don't talk to me about the weekend:~( I'm working a full shift tommorow morning, and then 3 more short shifts over the rest of the weekend... But my mommy got me some soft new scrubs... No, no news yet. I did a whole lot of harassing this morning, though... Because it's vacation, the kennel people need help... Erm, anyway, at some point in June I'm going to Denver and Austin for a while, so I won't be in contact... They showed reporters the F-117 carcas with bullet holes in it, claiming it had been hit by a missile. So, my bet would be that the F-117 just crashed. I'm looking at the list of aircraft from all the different groups... And it's like "Ethiopian F-16's!" "Canadian F-18's!" Why didn't the US just keep all their fighters and do this themselves? I was born jerking off and I'll die jerking off! A real quote, I shit you not. Or you're closet-British I never told everybody the horrible story of things that Origin was supposed to do... Originally SO was supposed to be an addon pack, and Neil Young screwed it up... But anyway, then they were doing a game called Multi Commander (?) where you played through the plot with friends... So they made the Janes people WC people, and killed the WC people who went and started Bootprint and DA... Jesus aint kicking no ass tonight, because he isn't fucking undead until tommorow, dolt. Well, well, well, Mister Vanhecke... The Consortium is pleased with your efforts in Pakistan. Lets just say some among us weren't expecting such a... messy... end result... You know what reminds me of the WC movie? The glory of heaven... I should get this collectors FAQ ready to post to agwc for help... Yeah... need UPC, number of CD's, EA number... manuals... and date... I have a button in my car that I press to make the wings appear... but usually I just say "Go go Gadget car wings!" Our country uses kilos... How else would we measure our drug purchases? Hmmm, for someone who saw that WC:TR info on NBC, that newsgroup guy sure guessed the exact text to the press release well... Wow, Philip Langdale is going to school with me next year:o Why is it that Philip Langdale can be going to UT@A next year and you can't? But the last one is like "Build a spaceship out of old computer parts and have the theater staff dress in Wing Commander uniforms with helmets" I remember when WCHS got a link from a WCIV hintbook... But it was out of date... The main characters of Telep's non WC books are named Chris and Ben:o (Squire and Descent respectively) Hehehe, all these books were written before WC... Speaking of people who are responsible for the increasing crime rate in America's urban centers, Tre! In the future, I'll hang out with Psych, Captain Johnny and Philip Langdale:~( I've always wanted to say "You have no right to pass judgement on me for something that happened before you were even in diapers!" Wow, no offense, but dressing up in a trench coat and slaughtering people I don't like sounds like just the sort of thing I'd enjoy... I don't know how to make explosive devices, though:~( Guns don't kill people. Trenchcoats do. They also sued porn, you know... Crazy people don't kill people, h0t lesbian sex kills people. Guns don't kill people, porn does. We can get around the Constitution(tm) by banning bullets... Well, you know, if I ever go on a shooting rampage, suddely I'll be part of the evil Hitler loving "DALnet" Cult... Well... you all don't realize it, but you've just been present for a momentous occasion in the history of the universe. I have... created a new acronym! I hope. I'm *SO* sure about the imminent success of this acronym that I've skipped the usual testing regiment and have begun to employ it at agwc. Without an explanation. BIKE - Because I Know Everything... it shall replace IIRC in all my posts, since I don't even know what IIRC means. Ptth, you don't need English to teach Geography. As long as she speaks the language of maps, you're just fine... Now, now, Mister Trelane, don't be too hasty. I believe that it is a scientific fact that all ugly old ladies used to be less ugly young ladies... Thusly, I think your goal should rather be to de-age the elderly women. I may not believe in many things, like God and the existance of babies, but there's one thing I stand by: kill 'em all. My mass murderer shrank too, but I was ready to go at it again in a few hours... "Most of the sounds you hear are not coming from me!" My computer parts came:o No, I haven't put it together yet... And I may be offline for a while:~( Because I have to skeletonize this computer to make the new one. '"It's the greatest series of movies ever made," said Ben Lesnick, a high school senior, who stood in line for horus with his two younger brothers and two friends." Oh, got your mail, Johnny had emailed me, saying he didn't think the A-10 people would be doing WCO... it was 'rumored' to him... Oh, there's a dark side to my incredible life... some guy mocked me for buying WC stuff... The only good old person -- is a dead old person! Who's with me? Delance, I can honestly say that a brainsucker will not and can not attack you. what's this, nice commetns by LOAF day?. Can you shoot the person who did the voice for Roger Wilco in Space Quest V too please? You should prolly go lie down... My news server is like the town slut, everybody uses her to post messages to agwc... He uses it when he's mad, and when he's happy and everything... Strange that you should mention your brother, since I pulled an ancient skeleton out of pond lake... The number of people in the cities matters not. The enemy is going to occupy the city, not slaughter its inhabitants -- the choice as to which city I should defend should be which will be harder to retake in the long term. You should have lanced her, using lanced dot net. Our legal limit is 32, but it kind of slopes as you go on... A Lab-Science-for-Losers class will have the maximum, but like my AP English class has 9 people in it... If it had a 360 degree rotating camera and the ability to kick some robot ass, our newspaper might be Descent. If we're going to go by what it looks like rather than what it is, it's actually a giant crab's claw with great shields, crewed by the Kilrathi... It might, did you see the thing at AICN today? Yeah, Lucas made a cool 2.1 billion off just the Pepsi license... But I digress... just finished going through all the random graphics I've collected over the years... like one in four was pictures of Chris... I should make a gallery of all the images I felt worthy of saving... Except some of them are pr0n... I can never figure out automatic razors... Was it from that face hugger that thought your arm was a face? Trelane's cool, cause he plays by the rules. Suddenly Susan hasn't been too good since right before it premiered... I wouldn't worry, Star Wars will rule... He's never let us down in a Star Wars related setting, at least... Hmmm... I wonder if there's an officially licensed Jar Jar jar... Yeah, I'd buy a Jar Jar jar just to tell people I own one... A chick liked my Jar Jar jar idea... But then two other chicks didn't like my three way sex idea... That's what the media always does... attracts attention to itself by giving you something to get emotional about... Ackbar! No, wait... You have a dorm like TV's Felicity... In which case, logic dictates that you are TV's Felicity... I don't know, she won't even return my calls. Someday I'm going to just up and myself... So who's this hot new fan directorite? Am I on the list? Hehehe, shouldn't he be in line for Star Wars or something? Hadrian can't shit worth rendering:~( But with a little lack of creative insight there can be. Including my old email address? Long long time ago. So what do you *do* in Austin, anyway? Hmmm, good thing I don't drive, I guess. Because he's crazy? Speaking of people who I *wouldn't* shoot Reagan for, Delance! I can't believe that GOD DAMNED FUCKING BRAZILIAN FREAK NEEDS A NEW FUCKING AUTOGREET! Who does he think we are? And there, is his new autogreet. By "buys junk parts" Locke means "replies to month old posts and posts damning spoilers" Wesa no like da aces. I was talking to David Swofford (tm), he's replacing Boomer for the time being as our supervisor person in emergencies... :~( But did not our lord God say unto his people "Thou shalt include obscure Wing Commander references wherever possible!"? I search for +Everest +Kennedy and it shows a banner advertising Mt. Everest... Many years ago the great British explorer George Mallory, who was to die on Mount Everest, was asked why did he want to climb it. He said, "Because it is there." Well, space is there, and we're going to climb it, and the moon and the planets are there, and new hopes for knowledge and peace are there. And, therefore, as we set sail we ask God's blessing on the most hazardous and dangerous and greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked. Laika didn't die unfortunately. She got lethally injected... (G) Hmmm, you can add stuff about Russia's counterpart to Apollo... people love stupid stuff like that... Russia had their own equivalent of Apollo that was supposedly going to beat us there in a matter of hours... but the launch got scrapped or something. It's one of those things conspiracy-idiots jump on all the time IMHO they weren't in any way ready No more school for us... EVER! HAH! Some people are just made to have their organs harvested to keep me alive. I dub these people 'all others'. That's MISTER Bandit...;) SWC has amusing full speech... "And you shot down... TWO... enemy fighters" But I didn't say SWC doesn't have full speech... (G) Hiya! Mesa called Bandit LOAF! Muy muy! Erm, I didn't ever lose my nick... What if there's something to this Privateer 3 stuffle... What if the UK company is doing a Priv3... Hehe, no, I don't think that, but the Amazon.com thing maybe That's because of like restrictions on sound systems and such. Still, 2,500 is normal... Erm, but, at each of those 3,000 theaters it's probably playing on 2+ screens:( It bothers me that 2,800,000 people have seen T-Rex: Back to the Cretaceous... Only 2,400,000 people have seen WC. And 540,000 of them are Chris and I... Shakespeare in Love. Starring Jennifer Love Hewitt. A Byydo film. Note to people: Merger w/ Stupid WCN Ripoff of Lanced.net didn't go over. What if we merge with Lanced.net? Oh, also, it's officially Bitch About Byydo Day Anyway, Lanced.net couldn't merge with WCN II, but maybe they can merge with us... Yes. But we should ask Reid We talk a lot. Lanced.net is the Internet's premiere site for men named Lance. Stupid fucking keen.dal.net died Sounds like Lanced.net hates WCN II as much as we hate WCN I. I mean, it obviously appeals to them, having a man in Austin would be beneficial to both sites I'm kinda envisioning a green version of the CIC. Well, I figured we would change our layout a bit too. Erm, but I also figured we could just keep them each where they are. But this is like an orgasmic reaction to Armada... "Shitake mushrooms come from what country? Asia! Correct!" Why not do the Locke thing and post 500 new posts tonight? Didn't you wonder why everybody agreed with their moronicity? Oh, BTW, thanks to a recent dream I am now a candidate for most pathetic life ever... I had a dream that the CIC was screwed up because we had over 1000 updates in a month and our numbering system couldn't go over 999. A html dream:~( Especiall militant Asians, like those who live in Iraq. Hey. No disrespect or nuttin', but the man says there aint nothing fuckin' wrong wit da dead niggas. Hmmm, all seriousness aside, I really need a CIC T-Shirt to wear to orientation They take over your school and a loud 'hip' guy tells us that we all need rings and graduation things. I want a 'I'm with stupid' robe for graduation... That joke works better in real life when you realize that Lev comes right after Les... Hehe, I want to buy some T-Shirts, and I want them kinda fast, too. yeah, a shirt with the LOAF logo would rock. I'm a consortium WC or Kilrathi font letters on the back www.wcnews.com, and the CIC header logo over the left chest on black. It'd look like we were wearing the CIC Oh, I know, whatshername... who had her foot cut off at the olympics... she was hot... Nancy Kerrigan. Stupid fucking letter. Anybody have a thank you note I can borrow? I have to write to all these people thanking them for money... Now, now, there's nothing wrong with Sky... except he's tainted by evil. Large breasts are illegal in England, too. They have to import them. This explains why all British people, as well as a number of noted serial killers, are insane. If I were Psychopath I'd go "BORDER WORLDS PRIDE??? SPACE SUBMARINEZ!!!!" and start guffawing until I choke. Yay, Johnny got a new job! They're a company developing a game set in a traditional fantasy universe, featuring exploration, research and growth, as well as 3D combat between armies of fantastic creatures and heroes. I can see maybe a 699... or a 669... I have gradu-sucking-ation practive to-sucking-morrow:~( I haven't seen Hades today. And I haven't seen the British equilvaent of CNN today... So I can only asume that he's dead. We should read his will and distribute his parents stuff to us. By 'stuff', I naturally mean liver & kidneys. Hades wasn't a man:~( According to The Talking Stick, Chris' school is ghetto. Not having any idea what that means, it's probably pretty cool. By 'I life in DC' I mean 'I live on a farm in the countryside in the state next to DC' Maybe it could be a picture of me, ChrisReid, Hades and Byydo riding one fo the dinosaurs from Jurassic park, with some F-15's dropping atomic bombs on us. What the fuck are you talking about? Some other company *DID* get the rights to WC, Origin isn't doing the next WC. The fricking poll refers to UO2/JWW/etc You've heard from who? The Brazilian news fairy? But it probably will be, in the same sense that SMAC is an ORigin game, or System Shock was an Origin game... Origin doesn't *HAVE* a publishing facility. FLOG, EA may not even... they probably get burnt in the same factory as every game... The Site, Del, and now you can order a t-shirt. Is it just me, or is Delance getting gayer? Well, well, well... If it isn't my old friend Mister Trelane... With a brain for a lung and a lung for a brain. Hmmm, that might make a good autogreet. Drop one of those flares we took from that aircraft accident so Chris can find it. Now, now... the CIC Chat Zone people are like my children... And there's nothing I'd like more than to hire that British nanny for them. Chris was in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me! I learned an important lesson today. I suck at lasertag. For our first game, we were the only people there... And then this one guy joined us... Who goes to play Lasertag *alone*? He kept talking about how he'd been playing since he was 12, and about Starseige... Apparentlyit's the most realistic laser tag like game there is. Sometimes the stupid in here gets so thick you can cut it with a large knife... I don't know, Origin has the nasty tendancy to fire all of its employees every so often... I started a Kerri-Lee shrine... Hehehe, Hades, want to do something amusing? We should replace it with something else;) http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=114062028 Of course not, lying cheating and betrayal are three of the pillars of GuildHood... We could get you a new callsign. Hehehe, very few people are devoted enough to stay with the community... I wonder who will still be around in five years... Hehehe, well, I assume that most people like Locke & C777 will be gone by then, but I was wondering about Hades and ace and such (G) Yeah... you get used to it... the post game buzz is done, and there's no pre-game anythign to speak of. Well, as vocal as Freespace idiots are, its not the worlds most popular game. We didn't change, the world did. I don't know... I'm honestly worried that it's going to slip through the cracks... Wow, it's a really, really sucky floodscript:~( EA definatly doesn't want it anymore... probably because of the movie... My guess is that they'll sell it... My worry is that they'll sell it to Digital Anvil. No matter what Chris says, Digital Anvil will sit on WC. It'd compete with their games (G) I can see them very interested in owning the rights, but not doing anything with them... Its like what EA did with Babylon 5 until now. Hmmm, I can also see some new company doing the farmed out online game, and it being too late... To prevent a B5 game from competing with WC, they'd bought the license and just refused to do anything... Yeah... we're the real fans, we'll be here when WC is gone Hadrian, however, will move onto being a Quake V junkie... Hehe, in Swofford's world there's yet to be any info released on a new game. Hehehe, they're network administrators... Oh, I thought you were talking about affecting something. My intro quote sucks so bad... Thats because I haven't said anything about you It is *so* freaky that Phoenix works for Divx... Should write a 'agwc in four years...' story. Hehehe... I may do that... I think this should be within my religious boundries... Erm, 'Varying shades of bad' as in the quality of the movie... I'll have WC on video in a few days, thank god, so expect that to go up a bit... Logic can explain this. It sounds pretty gay. It's also a Mike Berdos thing... therein, Mike Berdos things are pretty gay... . Hah! I got to call you a BITCH!!!!!! on agwc. If we had to apologize for every post we make, and if we spend an average of one second for each apology, Chris could spend weeks apologizing to agwc. Then he'd have to apologize for apologizing:~( Yeah, but its fun. I get to be witty and insulting and nobody cares. The fourth most common PR shot. Hehehe, he's an agwc fixture. As common as apple pie and... I dunno, what's another type of common pie? Why does Skyfox have a targetting recticle? Soo, when's your last day, Chris? Hmmm... then you can help me with stuff? Or are you going away? I haven't gotten a talking stick:~( Hmmm... well, honestly, I started with WC... And... I'm still living WC... Hey Tre, somebody fucked up roman numerals and I was ALL OVER THEM. Dad said I was fucking high:~( I'd like to give a shout out to my bud Chris Reid, who's doing tha exams thang right now. ARE YOU DETRACTING FROM BC3K????? YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!! IIRC, Mike is either a politician or a throttle salesman. Gene Tang is a stupid moron who sucks. Everyone hates Berdos, its nothign special. We can assume that everyone who either did or did not vote for Clinton hates Berdos, we're in no special neeed of allies. Well we can't get rid of him, I just don't have to like him:P We killed him... I wish Johnny would come here:~( He's on ICQ a lot... I talk to him sometimes... Oh, assuming time was slowed by the Trelane device. I asked Kwast to change my email addy... Erm, to forward it to loaf@mail.utexas.edu Oh, I dunno if I should say yet, since I'm not sure, but I may have to be away for like a week soon... Medical stuff... removal of silicon gel... laser stuff... Wow, it's a good thing they didn't name their biggest lion "Ihatestarlancer"... Hmmm, I thought it turned out DAFX didn't have anything to do with BG... oh well, I'll update with it if you want, or you can... Oh, Peter Lamont is who they're talking about... Fine, I'll bite, what were you and Chris talking about? I like toast. Erm, no, I'm a premed student, so Origin and DA don't have much to do with where I'm going to college... Wow. Tell people about that at dinner. * LOAF reboots intywdumala CHRIS!!! HOW CAN YOU QUESTION OUR HITS???????????????? He's prolly lyin' to DA about the number of hits... Hehehe, IIRC '7500 adviews' means 7500 people have seen his banner ad. I have linux, but I don't use it for anything but connecting... Anyway, it turns out my mom taped the news for me while I was away, so I have like a week of Kerri-Lee to go through... Had! I need you to run a spectral analysis of the warp core... Secret project, bbs I'll have some updates later tonight I'm close to finishing an encyclopedia demo thing... Oh, sure, do a June 18 update and I'll follow that. Kay. That always got screwed up at WCHS, though... Distributed.net? Why are you always making things up, stop making things up. I think I should create some SPAM. I need one of those Virus Warnings to work from... Trying to find a virus warning thing... You have spam. Do you have one of those annoying virus warning forwards? The guy's a lightweight, Apoc... We've sent him from semi-intelligent pseudo-posts into a ranting crying frenzy within the space of only one hour... (G) They're always talking about sodomy, but nobody ever defines it:~( Except we can create a fake staff. Like instead of Ben "Bandit (LOAF)" Lesnick and Chris "Chris Reid" Reid we'll have Bandit "Ben Lesnick" LOAF and Chris "Chris Reid" Reid. That'll confuse Inty. When I went to see A Midsummer's Nights Dream at midnight in Austin, I thought it rather odd that the only other people in the theater were a woman and a baby. "You can have the half-naked man." "But he's no good without his log!" - conversation I had today. Oh, and then we were walking in the parking lot and I was fiddling with a ketchup packet, and it exploded, jetting ketchup onto his back. It was the thirty third most exciting ketchup related moment of my life. Dunno. Kwast replies to mys tuff about 30 seconds after I ask him. My god, my life would be so much easier if that Privateer 3 article hadn't happened. "I get kicked out every time and they all hate me, but if I just keep trying..." You're still stupid enough to think we'll let you in here! http://www.wcnews.com/enc/ What think you, Chris? Hmmm... can you make a LoafCrid ball? It looks unbalanced with the index on one side. Then just a circle that says 'contact' in it. That said, can someone please think up a comment with the term 'Trelanis Morissette' in it? It wasn't authorized by OSI Heya. Erm, anyway, sorry about the whole... thing... I'll... send back... stuff... unless you, you know, want me to keep trying. It just sort of happened... you know... sorry... I dunno how I let that happen Hehehe, it's the principle of the thing, though. "H0w do I play SEKRET OPS???" "Are you a man?", that sort of thing... Oh, I never sent it because I assumed Chris would wonder what happened to his stuff moreso. Erm, but I will now... sorry... Yeah. We're the very model of a modern major general. Hmmm, since I pretended to be blind to get the government to pay for college they sent me a thign that reads text for me:~( If I were Bruce Willis in Armageddon, I'd have sex with my daughter. Are there any cities in Baltimore ? I can do it. I'm like 75 percent done my updates. I like going to concerts, taking pictures of stupid things like Denny''s signs and moving cars when cruizin with my retarded friends....and on the scale of the Love-o-Meter...my best friend amanda and i have a RED HOT relationship...LOL!! Im not a Lesb! I've always wanted to meet a woman who's not a lesbian. Lanced.net Sucks.ass And I hate it when Intywadulamofu goes "WC is dead! Look at my chat zone! People there like Starlancer!" Except he was stupid enough to brag about it and now they don't like him much. And I mean, like, he's not like "It'll be great" he's like "It is the best game ever!!!!!" I plan to buy a WC CD if they ever make one. I have a million of my own CD's to mp3ize for college. It's easier to hide my sucky taste in music in a folder than in a CD case. I've never, ever noticed a difference between my Sound Blaster Original and my SBLive. I admit it -- I've never noticed audio quality. Ever. I considered buying porn, but I figured it'd be on my bill:~( When you're 18, however, you can easily drink and buy porn with difficulty. You can't rent from blockbuster unless you have a credit card. I have... 10 updates for the 19th. And I'm trying to figure out the best way to make encyclopedia entries look. Hmmm... you can screw with the encyclopedia format if you can think of something that'll look better... Yeah... I need a better look for the specific entries, though. Maybe there's a different font or some... thing... we can do? So... I'm confused, was that Chris Roberts from WC1 at the end of WCIV, or was it Chris McCubbin? Hmm, I'll have pictures with a few of those people tommorrow when I finally hook up my scanner. Erm, good to see you again Hmmm, I'm heading to Austin next August... I"m still wearing my clothes from yesterday, too I should put on something comfortable. That's just the running joke... I'm a bio major... Aren't they in some other city? I sorta figured since I haven't heard you talk about her lately she was like gone. That's disgusting. When my septic tank overflowed all it did was cause dogs to eat the feces and kill them. True story. Well, two of them were mine. Its funny in retrospect. I dunno, the septic tank was in my neighbors yard, and I think like their dog died too... Yeah, having classes there would rock. I have a big house, you should all just come live here. Save. The. Conversation. in. #WingNut, please. As in 'bring up something else'. As in 'Help me, Byydo-Wan Kenobi' . I was in Austin for Orientation about two weeks ago, and it didn't seem that bad... Actually, these summer courses would rock. yeah, I have a medical conference in Seattle in July... Annual conference on Stickler's Syndrome Fourth, I think... Hehehehehe. Yeah, it's an English class. No, I don't need any English credit at all. I'm taking... Chemistry... Anthropology... Calculus... and Intro to Scientific and Medical Terminology. Wow, Marlin is a midget? Calc will *SUCK* next year. It meets five days a week at 9am. That reminds me, I saw the hottest woman at Ikea today. I kind of followed her around the store without knowing I was doing it. I dunno, women aren't as impressed by a huge SAT score as they are buy a huge something else. Chris can't see SUper Globetrotters for another 3 hours. Why are some of these black people grey? Oh, I carried around my double bladed lightsaber and went "At least we shall reveal ourselves to..." whenever I went anywhere. "At last we shall reveal ourselves to Ikea!" Can't you just heckle minorities like the rest of us? There is no violence in Canadria. Canadria is the worlds most perfectest society. I have a photorealistic printer! Scan it, dcc it to me and then I'll print and scan it! Wait, no... Actually, that would be a cool game for bored people. I think I have bad sectors:~( What does that mean? No, but Windows said I might have them when I started up Windows is a biatch. My computer has the annoying problem of shutting itself down for no reason in the middle of things. Hmmm, in August can we change from 12The Book of LOAF to 12The Book of LOAF: 4The College Years? It'll be like Saved By the Bell: The College Years. Except we'll have Kelly there at first instead of bringing her later to try and save the doomed show. That's what I envision the teams of soldiers in anti-radioactive gear will look like when they arrive to make sure my family didn't survive the apocalypse. "You know... flouride toothpaste is a lot like Port Arthur..." Well, Marlin (ex-Originite) said it was taking him 82 hours.. http://www.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/fantasy/double.html What was the post on the light thing called? YOU'LL HAVE TO TALK LOUDER! I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH! Just put it on top, I'll be ready in a few minutes... I took a course at Montgomery College last summer. Speaking of twisted, there's a caterpie at the CIC now. Wow. Lanced.net's update today is about how they updated yesterday. All in all, he was a man the likes of which I shall not look upon again. Because I banned him. At last I shall reveal myself to the suit store. Frosty, you ignorant slut... http://www.pokemon.com/news/soundtrack.html That's going to be the greatest CD in history. Wow, Chris is overflowing. As the Internet exapands, it has used up the existing stock of intelligent people -- therein, to sell more books and music, Amazon.com must force increasingly stupid people to gravitate towards our former playground. Delance, you're one smart cookie. Of course, you're one of those crappy smart cookies with like almonds and shit. Erm, anyway, you invited me because you didn't want me having that crappily designed/info-full Prophecy site. Chris hasn't changed much. I won't lie to you, e-mails aren't exactly my bag, baby... Also, I'm president of the Citizens for Kerri-Lee Committe. Delance's frequent boughts with insanity have nothing to do with his addictions... Hehe, every day my brother is like "Today is supposed to be the end of the world!" Wow, they're putting a BattleCrab in Prophecy+ 1.02 He tells me that I'm the only person who uses Prophecy+... which is sad, because I just pretend to to make him feel better. Yeah, Thomas Bruckner converted it or something. Oh, good... what is it? Oh, wow, I was going to do that if I don't have to be away for two weeks which I'll hopefully find out today... It got a packet... and now it's analyzing it... This'll be just like Contact. Except I won't be as h0t as Jodie Foster. Also, the alien will probably be my dog instead of my father. How long does this take? This is a P3 450... Hmmm... it's not quite as exciting as Contact... Hmmm, based on the fact that ti's done half a percent in 9 minutes, it should take 30 hours. Hmm, I should put it on the 500 and the 90 and the 200... then I could do four at once... Can I do it on more than one computer at once? Except I'd have to put the 200 back together. Oh well, I'll go take a shower so I can go to the doctors... I wish I had Diablo:~( Hmmm, so can you like call some non-Virgin theaters? Wow, from now on I'm being mean to Karl at the newsgroup. Is it just me or does the Male ATFW guy not do anything? We know it's not CFF, I just want to be mean to people at the newsgroup. "White guys have names like Lenny... and black guys have names like Karl!" ATFW stands for Another Trilogy, FuckWit. Oh, the Doktor said I was as healthy as a crab. Speaking of hilarious, you're only a semester away from teaching English? So in 20 years we'll have #Brazil with all these freaks reaming eachother? The world of the Future(tm) is not a world in which I should like to live. You don't know what a crab is? But people need to know about crabs making up stuff is kewl. What did I make up? nothing - The Wit and Wisdome of Delance. HarperCollins Publishing, 2010. HEY! I use Linux, you ignorant fool. It was the seventh most exciting thing I did the other day. It was pretty good... 'actually, that was only footage from the movie Independance Day, but the actual effect would be very similar..." It still gives me a month since I'm in the past. Leeb sent me a scary movie with a rabbit getting hit by a race car:~( You *KNOW8 you're screwed when he goes "Do you like Rabbits? And Race cars?" I used my 4dfx card to travel to several weeks ago. I'm actually Future-LOAF from 2010. "Automated Virgin" sounds funny, dunno about the rest. "call 1-900-NO-SEXXX to talk to the hottest, most uniterested women..." I just recall that I was chewing on the box to Night at the Roxbury and couldn't get the insert out Man, it's impossible to find a copy of that movie in 2010. The sequal, sure, but not the original... Assbar Lanced.net got shaken off the ugly tree. Where the hell did you get a friend? My one job sucked more ass than... insert thing here. TRE! CHRIS! ETC! But I live in the country and don't own a sniper rifle, what the hell is the point? I don't live within visual distance of anyone else:~( I told them I was blind and the apologized and hung up. Hehe, Tre, you're fucking high. Akkbar just made me 19 when it was my birthday:~( Wow, I cut my ICQ list down to 20 people. They were probably just doing that for the joy of starting shit, though. Probably anal sex. Akkbar would like that. Akkbar was the guy who demanded that all the anti-Borton stuff be taken away from WCHS... I mean 'Quit dreaming, you'll never be LOAF.' That was cliche'd enough. WCHS *was* cool. Hehehe, having a site for 3 years isn't the same thing as working on a site for 3 years... To this day you're probably the only person who has any clue what the fuck Alien Press is. Hehehehehe, then why are you still here? You're a sad pathetic relic of a person with an apparent interest in self-abuse... Dash:/ I need him to fix the graphic for CIC-Blue. Hey Tre, what's the difference between black guys and white guys? We should do something strange, like start a club that goes around finding 404 errors online. Then we could be in TIME. Hehehe, you know we love you. And that I'm lying. Isn't it ironic, don'tcha think? Erin Roberts could have died. Is it the witty stuff that everybody else is doing, or is it the 'weull, u guys r geeks!!!!' that you're doing? I'm not in school, should I be? U R A GEEK!!! d0rk!!!! . Hehehe, no, you got under my skin when you were a jerk about WCHS. Now you're just fun to play with. I guess... in theory... I could quit the CIC, go to community college and end up begging Chris for the crappiest job ever... HotBoy327 comes in and goes "U SUCK! U R ON IRC!!!!!", the only difference in this case is that we know and dislike Akkbar. Those who cannot do, flame. You can call anyone and insult them. But that would be *EVEN MORE PATHETIC* . "Uhm... hi. This is Akkbar... and... heh heh... you suck! Bye!" Because .com sounds better. ANd we'd have to spend more money. Hehehe, so without the worlds suckiest job how do you fund the high costs of local college courses? (which, after all these years, has turned out to be the easiest response to the incredibly common 'get a life!!!') Hehehe, I'm paying my own way. Well, I'm not, but it sounds good. Err, no, mostly scholarships:~( Why? Worried he might call you a geek:~( Insult your appearance:~(? Tell you to get a life? Frosty, you're almost as annoying as he is... Cool in a sort of anal penetration sense... I don't remember, I don't keep tabs on IRCpeople outside of Chris and company. Unless it was like Hadrian nude nudity. Wow, Chris, I just heard from somebody who bought the VCD.. Said the quality was pretty good, but it had annoying subtitles. Hehehe, I don't think XOOM is *THAT* unlimited. Had won that Gamespot contest, and nwo we have to listen to him rant... The other people who won just got notified too. Somebody just told me they won WCPGold. Oh, WC won't be released in England until at least 2004:~( Yeah. No addon, or the normal version of WC1 instead of the preview version. Hehe, there's no reason why the Dragon in WCIV isn't called the Lance. SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS... 2004:/ Unless you haven't read the WCIV novel, or you have and happent o be illiterate. No, it just said it'd be at least that long before the do it on video. Except on Planet Stupid, where colors are to be eaten. (well, priced to rent on June 6th, it may take 5 years to have it be a normal price. It would be cruel to add a 'WC Movie in England' 2004 thing. Does it matter?. Am I Lesnick (birth certificate) or Lesnic (8th grade Yearbook? FOX doesn't want to spend money translating it and such, probably. Well, I suppose you don't get to explore my D drive:~( Anyway, we *know* it's cancelled in England. It's the other countries that'd need translations. Sony ended up having the rights to release it in a few places... Oh well... if I ever make millions, I'll buy my own damned movie. I'm updating about the cancellation stuff. Two years ago the 'net was overflowing with Aussies. Now they're all gone... conspiracy? Pepper has no sex organs. Stupid Game thing. Why the hell little Johnny (age 8)'s parents *BUY* him Back Door Vixens VII if they didn't want him learning about anal sex? Confed ships aren't named after Star Wars crap, Delance. It scares me when black people use the color silver. And they always do in videos. Arthur C. Clarke molests young boys and writes bad books. EEEEEEEK. Maybe a silver cross would keep both away from you. Be nice to Delance, he's my ticket to a Capybara. He's Akkbar, no doubt. We don't usually talk abotu Akkbar, just when he starts gassing around. He goes online from SirZeus to ask questions about himself. Hehehe, Akkbar does that, remember? Our dad's say we're fucking high. I just got back from an awards ceremony. I went to the Zoo yesterday. Hehehe, he's obviously Akkbar in disguise, the real sirzues wouldn't care. Akkbar is a sad little man. Well, I don't know about little, but he's sad. Hehehe, Akkbar has been coming by and sobbing every day or so now. Greater than that horse screwing woman. Because normal, succesfull people disgust you? Or just because you were looking for a cliche'd insult and you weren't able to find something better? Hehe, isn't Chris like class president? Chris is one of the few people who can balance being a WC fan and being a normal person. Surething, Donny! Helen and I are off to have our two point five children... 1952 is GREAT! Hehe, you know what the difference between normal and sick is, though? When you're on IRC for hours at a time. That's normal. When you go on IRC pretending to be someone else to see what people think about you, that's sick. What I completely regret is that we always get the idiots in here. We never get somebody who wants to argue about what the novels mean by dual launch bays and such... We always get Timmy Wants-to-Jerk-Off-To-A-Flamewar... ANd there are no intelligent trolls, sadly. It really gets tiresome. Whats funny is that such stupid flamewars have been very helpfull. I've gone from just saying I dont' give a shit what idiots think, to actually not giving a shit what idiots think. So, really, I'm a better person for it. Define the term and explain why it fits us and I'll agree with you. "U SUCK! BYYDO! U R SUCKY! HAHAHA!!!!!" Hehe, you don't even know what pathetic things you're saying? Dork means penis... Hehe, you don't even know what pathetic things you're saying? Dork means penis... We mean it as an insult. So all in all, it was fairly well recieved. He's Not That Smart (tm). People who pretend to know anything about sex suck. You have a life? Akkyou goes to a community college and has the worlds crappiest job. Yeah. Tell me what's so horrible about my life? Mr Bo Jangles is really a girl! How do you pretend to know anything about my social life? Why? Because I'm on IRC? *YOU* are on IRC. I mean, admittably my friends wouldn't let me pretend to be them to get guys... But I still think I have some pretty good friends. The simple fact that you've ever seen a picture of me is proof positive that you've no life. My appearance is maintained by healthy doses of the burgers that Akkbar may someday learn to flip. The 'at least' is supposed to be better than the first thing:0 Especially now that you're supposed to know what dork means. I like making fun of Akkbar. It makes me feel good. Lots of people have mindless dead end jobs and die unhappily, what's your point? So why do you give a shit about Akkbars problems? Why do you virtually stalk me like he does? Afterall, I said he was Akkbar, and I'm right almost 7 percent of the time. We prefer the term 'fucking tard' I think the world should share in this display of Akknorance. And the Ben Lesnick award for the most annoying person in the universe goes to... I'm opening the envelope now! NEODEVILBANE! Hehehe, why, do you have a supercomputer? That's what they said about Hitler's war machine, too. "8 million dead", I told them. "It's just a bunch of integers!" they said. And they were RIGHT. Since I signed everybody's yearbooks saying that I'm marrying Kerri-Lee, archeologists in the future will think I did. Oh, delete that section of your logs, I want to be cool in the world of the future. Actually it prints the word "LOAF" over and over. * LOAF listened to Mr Roboto for the 10th time in the last 50 minutes. If you thought the west was won by Smith and Wesson... maybe you should see "Planet of the Apes". Why, did you want my crappy, crappy mp3s? Good to see you're still part of the collective social unconsciousness, Dan. That's probably because you're a stupid American. Hey Tracer, bend over. I don't like making fun of #sc *THAT* much, but sometimes the oppertunity just comes along... Blow it out yer liver, freak. If by 'mysteries of the sith' you mean 'with myself', then yes, you are. If by 'cool' you mean 'nude', then I'll take it. You've done it before, and the real SirZeus doesn't have the same obsession with us as you do We've disliked you forever... "There goes a real sack of crap!" "Indubidubly, old chum!" Tis okay. We're screwing around with ye olde Akkbar whilst I record WCA AVIs... He saved my live back on Slur IV. I may go visit Hades... my mom says I should go to London. Hehe, I'd check them more thoroughly, except I'm still pissed about Akk insisting that I do that FOX isn't gay:~( Kerri-Lee is probably collecting pictures of me right now... Actually, I'm lying, I do have a bullet proof jacket. Hey samcatt, I went to that annoying dinner thing and a congresswoman gave me money... They were rude and sent a letter asking for a thank you letter ebfore they'd give me money:~( Waaaait, I'd be wary about the picture of the Concordia. Here's ten million dollars. It's legally owned by the first national bank. But since I acknowldge having stolen it, it's mine. Copywrite violations on the Internet are a hard subject to corner. Copywrite violations at Barnes & Noble are not. Hehehe, the legal system doesn't revolve around *YOU* . There's no 'Well, the guy who helped in the murder didn't really gain anything, lets let him go." Wow, sometimes I cover my hands in glue so I can peel it off. It feels g00d. No, Galaga-normal. The science museum in Baltimore has dozens of arcade games you can play in an exhibit about the history of arcade games. Son... ace died doing what he believed in. There's no better way a man can go. Yeah. I used to have his marshmellon-extractor device. I sent away for it from the back of a marshmellow box. That means bad things for me:~( Awww, it's okay, you have a nice smile. I was going to do that, but I remembered that I don't like working. You know... Chris... The CIC Chat ZOne people are strong:~( Hmmm, that idiot nrp80 keeps posting the same thing... Why did you play that for him? You haven't been following the zone stuff? It's been very amusing. One of those airplane stamps? No it didn't. Did *YOU* know who OJ was before he killed all those people? Because my dad was there when they x-rayed him the day he was caught... If you were Bishop from Aliens, you could juggle all the knives you want. Oh, Chris, I think I've got the CICBlue template all done... That's okay. Please understand that we don't have anything against YOU, we just need to keep the zone clean. Erm, but there's an unmoderated zone now, feel free to do whatever there. Maybe real life isn't like High School:~( Because he told me you told him to say I had to do it. Oh, I followed several women who looked sort of like Kerri-Lee around the science museum, but none of them turned out to be her:~( I'm nice to everyone.... UNTIL THEY PISS ME OFF. I'm violent. I once ripped the legs off a cow. Wait, that was Star Trek's Peter David. I once ripped the legs off STar Trek's Peter David. With Chris' script, THERE IS NO GOD. Chris moderated it three seconds ago, Byyd... SUCK IT, HADRIAN Hmmm... I'll bet Had took stupid pills this morning. Because he's at least three times as stupid. Wow, you're about as good at witty bander as a 5th grader. Oh, and I've *NEVER* heard that one before! And John Fuckingsucks never gets any cracks about his last name... I wish we hadn't started being so fricking civilized. It was verily a better time when you could just nuke somebody and then report 'em to their ISP... I don't hate anyone. Except those gull durned black people. "LOAF, ace and Chris have been given orders by the Government to take an expedition to explore the vast southwest territories..." "Chris Reid spent five years at Yale, and entered the realm of state politics, eventually becoming a Republican senator for Seattle in 2034. "LOAF eventually became a doctor -- but not a good one. His hidden talent for acting was eventually discovered -- during the autopsy after his death in 2014." Priv7, however, runs too slowly. GM's are apparently just bums Origin pulls off the str33t. Yay! Really early. Then Mr.Boombastic.mp3 will really r0ck. They can't take Star Wars out of a theater. George Lucas kicks your ass if you take Star Wars out early. Oh, if Byydo asks, you sent him some virtual burritos last night. Plus, they have this huge movie with Natalie Portman and she isn't even very hot in it. Yeah. In the perfect world all movies will have an entirely white male cast with no accent whatsoever... Yeah, Chris 'll eat anything! Wow. My school had the lowest SAT scores in the county and we were like 1050... Thank you for visiting the home page of #Wing-Commander, the oldest and largest Wing Commander chat channel on IRC. The channel was founded in March of 1996, and quickly attracted the attention and support of some of the best informed and most enthusiastic Wing Commander fans on the planet. They were later forcibly removed. Yeah. British school is way harder. Sooo, now that you have such a high score, Chris, where will you go to school? :~( Would you consider... UT? Home of Philip Langdale... Oh, I made you a senator in the future. I'm 15, from the south of England and have played all WC games except Acadamy and any Mac/SNES conversions. My favourite WC game is Privateer (I want a Win95 conversion!) and getting my engines blown away so I can only slowly move to the nearest base has been the cause of many late homeworks/detentions. My fave ships are the Dragon and the Panther and I hate Pancakes (Dralthi) and Maniac (when he doesnt obey my orders.) On IRC, I am always lagged so dont worr It looks a lot like a vagina. Sort of. Most of the WC team is at Bootprint, Starlancer and Freelancer are mostly being done by ex-Priv2 people. And every monday we would let in a pair of stupid people and watch them frollick! Oh, the VCD thing isn't a problem, we can easily burn copies... Wow, that sucks:/ I've a burner. And I'll have a VCD soon. Don't understand my scary onotices, do you:~(? You spelled 'cock' 'panzy' :? Hehehehehe, sorry, I just saw South Park... What ever happened to Roland... Before the dark times. Before #Wing-Commander. Heya Dan from Dan's Wing Commander Movie Site. LOAF from the Wing Commander Combat Information Center . Hehehe, anybody else see South Park yet? But then CICBlue would be like "WCNews ENcyclopedia" . Or we could just call it CICBlue. Oh, Dan, I'm getting the VCD soon, it'll have your line. Womens are easier to replace than the FreePC. It's very annoying in the vhs version, because Gerald reacts to Dan's line. Dan is supposed to report in and then blow up, and then Gerald goes "Who's breaking radio silence?" But the Rapier just explodes and then Gerald goes "Who's breaking readio silence?" I can make you a copy of the movie if you want... Yes, *THAT* is impressive, but Had did *NOT* get the porn... But Wing Commander was way better. Wild Wild West Wasn't Weally Wery Wood. Hehehe, how many Origin Zone people are still around? How many people even remember when Origin had a web page ? ace was there. And Byydo may have been. Reaver was there. Wheezer... but both of them are dead now... LightHouse Keeper. I've gotten about 10 mails already! Wow, that was poorly placed, I didn't mean that. My copy of Diablo doesn't work, I have to burn a new one:~( God dammit, why hasn't there been a new Onion this week? Yeah, me and Tre will be Loving Pink Bitches next year... And I'll be like a kilometer from UOHQ. I can like go beat up designer dragon. Oh, Chris, he needs a quote. I dunno. Is there anything in the book about him? Spider! Same:~( I don't remember him that much... Ahhh. Well, we run that news thing... and the new channel... I was never that young! LOL! Maybe your reformatting released Spider's ghost. Yeah, and they're not as evil anymore. They're not *AS* stupid and pathetic... No, but there may be soon if you mail me. They were very evil. I was always anti-aces... WCP won't be available:~( Unless you mail me! Hehehe, I'm heading to the University of Texas at Austin in August I think he's a dropout... I figured you'd be 20 or 21. Then when I'm a year older than that, I'll be 21. Pilgrim Truth is the third of Peter Telep's series of Wing Commander novels. Hehehe, did you see the movie? That's the oldest one I have too, Chris. Jib: That's the *next* one. That's 91-92, I believe. Or 92-93... What does it say? 1994? Wow. ANd he's a Lt. Colonel. Wow. If I were to date my fiance for 5 years, I wouldn't get married until 2004... Odd that I was just talking about people from the old 'board, and then he showed up. How very, very odd. He can't get Diablo to run, can he? EVERYONE. MAIL ME SAYING YOU WANT DVDS! I'm gonna update with the WCDVD thing every day, cool? Wow. And I stole all those Volkswagons when Conan O'Brien told me to. Wow. At least she got the 55 cents... You waited too long, it came out in March:~( [Templar] lives within the cytoplasm, doesn't he? Ahhh, I knew that... Ahh, I didn't know that. Hmmm, if I want to update the CIC, should it be for today or tomorrow? My fan is blowing me right now:o Maybe I'll write an update and not put it up until tomorrow. Today is 1.08 times as slow as a normal day:~( Downloading rap:o? I think that all of the potential rubber dicky comments are already in all our heads, and therefore do not need to be said. Although it used to just be a helmet. I dunno when I got his dicky... Sooo, Chris, you gonna get UO? Hades won't be able to WCO, either:~( But I'm all by myself when you play Diablo. Awww, why is Hades so important:~(? I'm there! And ace! And Tree-lane! Hades has a job He's a police... person... or something... or he works at a school. I was looking at mine during startup, and it moved into the center by itself:~( ANd it's stupid because it's popular. It's the sort of thing Tina13 mails her pall Sarah12 on AOL because it's k00l! It's like an amusing piece of mail, once it's forwarded around too much, it stops being funny through no fault of its own. BYYDO! YOU'RE FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! Still, it scared me when he listed all the stuff he was sending, and it ended with "And to be complete, a rubber dicky." Wow, your keyboard is a nigga. I have a black monitor which was salvaged from the IBM Aptiva... My new case is SOOOO sweet. If I were any more deranged I'd make sweet love to it every night. My case has a door on the side that swings open... You confuse me. I used to replace the whole computer, I won't do that anymore. Gimme some sugar, Apoc. Wow. I need to make mp3s of all my CDs and like my famlies CDs that I like... Is that possible? Dizneee Black and white people;o I /joined #WIngNut and suddenly had to throw up. Freaky... There are a lot of Delance people here. Seminally amazing how about 100 people can email me about WC DVD without asking why I'd ask such an unusual question. I don't know what 'seminal' means, but it sounds cool to start off sentances with it. Hah hah hah! Silly Greywolf... Kappa Labs is inside you! What an unusual question, Chris So... very... tired... or sick... brb... It sucks that we don't have any enemies anymore:~( I mean, what's life without WCN to laugh at? hehehe, we only have one enemy there, but I mean like competition. Wow, we can make fun of Lanced.net now, there's nothing to do with Starlancer there. Gene Tang is going down now:~( And we don't even have to help... He *IS* a troll, did you see his 'I'm not a troll' post? Hmmm, of course you did, you're Chris. He managed to attack the movie, Star Trek, Star Wars and something else while saying he wasn't a troll... Today at Lanced.net... o The Return of Game's Exile! o An unrelated article at Gamespot! o Several unrelated articles at Gamespot! o Gamecenter has an article about hardware! o Hot chicks aren't winning the poll. o You can win a copy of SS from someone. o Information about the moon of Neptune. Hehehe, we're pissed off because it's stupid and you're doing it on our front lawn. Like if two midgets were having sex on the hood of my car, I wouldn't be pissed that I wasn't a midget having sex on my car. I'd just be pissed. Hmmm, we shouldn't discriminate against Stupid People because of their sexual orientation. We shold discriminate against them because they're stupid. Byyd! Stupid people... person... are here... Well HE can bring himself to flame the stupid... You're hurting anyone:o Yeah, if you want to do stupid things then why don't you pay the 200 bucks for a UBB license and go screw yourselves as much as you want ? I like how you said 'regulars'. Hehehe, with his 'no-Army' logic, he's ready to go into any battle unarmed... Yeah, sometimes I just ban people who look at me funny.... Hehehehehehe, I just did that to make fun of their sigs... Trelane? That bastard is at work. It aint got nothing on Beth. Who do you think I am? Anyway, I like that green alien thing. Space News looks like it was made with Crayons. Priv2 was a good game, but it wasn't much like Priv1. Well, scratch that, it was just like Priv1, but it didn't... I don't know, I have no idea why people don't like Priv2. No, we're well versed in stupid slapfights about Privateer 2. But Origin has since said that PrivDark is Priv2, and so that's that... He asked about WC3 PSX once. It was supposed to be a Privateer game, but it wasn't supposed to be a WC game. Delance scares me. I suppose the British probably carpet bombed titisee during the war. Thanks to a little chemical called Phesphathine, Byydo did go nuts, from 1976 to 1978. Mav sucks ass. That's a good question, Chris. What does my AS quote have to do with a club ? errr... I don't think you understand what he's saying. nrp80 is st00pid. Wow, my parents brought me WC figures. That'll conf00se him good. The battle against Stupid is about go begin... I used to have a friend:~( My Friends don't show up on Sundays, though:~( That made no sense. They never did anything with it, did they? Hehehe, and how do you presume to judge us? I mean, that's like the branding mark of a troll. "You suck! You have no life!"... but how do you presume to know me? Oh. But you don't know any of the Admins. How go the updates, Chris? Hehehehe, I took the page with his name in it out of the directory when I was there for orientation. I have it here somewhere... Hmmm... the other day some guy cut in front of me in line at Taco Bell... that's fragtastic. Yeah, the hot dog tree was cool. What's a Charizard? The 152nd pokémon. I don't think there is a f00l inside joke, Byydo was just trying to be nice. I usually disregard anything posted to the SPZ unless I can say something witty about you people being stupid. Wildfire used the 4dfx card to travel back... Wow, I order pizza like crack. Beating your chest about how great you are doesn't do a thing to him, aside from making him post more. Hehehe, the web site, the fake ranks, the constant "We can kill him!1" It all just promotes him. We can't check, I deleted all the old threads. Hehehe, *we're* the ones with an image to maintain. He's a troll, the CZ equivalent of Mike Berdos and his ilk. All I ever do is reply to stupid people, never start stupid things... nrp80: you wouldn't know a well done flame if it bit you in the ass. You are *AT* the CIC, promoting stupid fights *AT* the CIC. You're a bunch of petty children beating the crap out of eachother and acting shocked when people react. "You're going down, Byydo!" You're going down, Chris! You're going DOWN, Delance! Of course what he doesn't realize is that we'd never actually close the board, just report him to his ISP... Hehehehehe. He made an *ENEMY* of FRAG? That's almost as bad as an ice cream headache... except without the associated pain. But that's beside the point, this isn't summer camp for the twelve year olds and apologies don't mean shit anyway. Just don't do what you do to the boards and we'll be happy. For the love of god tell him to go fuck himself. You're sitting in your little can-do-no-wrong box without realizing that your stupid little immature games have an effect on other people. I won't ban someone for something they did somewhere else. And just because you've made an ass of yourself here is no reason to ban you at the board. Drop the act. Don't reply to Voltron and don't post about FRAG. Perhaps you could get your own FRAG zone. The UBB license costs about 160 bucks, and you'll need a CGI-BIN. And I'm sure you'll be privy to all the annoyances that we have to go through with our zone. When PrivateerOnline hits the fan we'll need lots of moderators. Be good until then The CIC used to be called WCHS, and WCHS existed longer than AHH. AHH has been aroung longer than the CIC itself, though. http://ellerbruch.nmu.edu/classes/ma161w96/students/Reid/Reid.html Wow, Chris Reid is the biggest Wing's Fan. I wish Tre would hurry up and finish that script, that's getting really annoying. Oh, Had, can you win this contest for us? A script to format my hard drive whenever I go ":~("... it's really pissing me off... So it was probably pretty good scripting that made it. Wow, looks like I missed all the fun! I've always wanted to say that. Ideally, however, I'll come into a bar and it'll be all charred and there'll be dead vampires everywhere. FOX not releasing WC in Europe is payback for you bastards giving us the Teletubbies. Thank god, maybe it'll take Delance off his gay trip:") Oh. I thought it was okay for orientation... We probably shouldn't ask. Dorliska Wadsworth Brown, according to the UT Directory. Wadsworth? The newsgroup is pretty sucky now:~( http://ds1.utexas.edu:8888/Sou%3dStudents%2c%20ou%3dPeople%2c%20o%3dThe%20University%20of%20Texas%20at%20Austin%2c%20st%3dTexas%2c%20c%3dUS?S=Dorliska+Wadsworth+Brown Wow, that means I've been there for more than 3 years:~( I'm glad we ended Locke. I closed it, it was too stupid. Starlancer is DA's ripoff of WC. Freelancer is DA's ripoff of Privateer. Freelancer is their online/offline Privateer/PrivateerOnline ripoff. It's what I hope Privateer Online will be like. I must say, I feel better about WC hearing people talk about it. God dammed fucking annoying NeofrickingDevilBane. He just KEEPS bugging me about every stupid little detail that I don't care about. 36 days until the encyclopedia. Hmmm, wait like two days and there'll be lots of stuff on the server. I'll need you to help like make corrections and stuff if that's not too annoying. I figure you're good at that because you're like a newspaper editor. A good prize would be a set of WC figures. You can get them for a dollar each We should contact some people about doing the chat... I know Peter Telep would probably do it... dunno who else. You don't have to interview Telep. We can get him to do an online chat instead. Hehehehe. Well why don't you ? Well, I decided that there was no such thing as a stupid person, just stupid posts. And we can delete those posts and ban the people who make them, so the SPZ went goodbye... I'd like to major in FEAR. Although I'll probably end up majoring in Oreology and minoring in FEAR. You should be less pseudononegotistical. It felt like it was 115 out today. 73 in the water. No offense, but your pop culture references always suck, Had. Play Pepsi Pop Culture. Get Stuff. There are like 13,000 entries. Just !LOAF until you get them all. Anyway, you do graphics stuff for completely random reasons. JUst do this and have a chance at winning. Hehehe, he blows up at the littlest things. I think it has to do with calling us all dicks last night. Hehehe, no matter *WHAT* he does he always ends up fighting. I don't have the movie DVD yet. Which reminds me, I have pictures of the Guild flagship to put up... I may get a *LOT* of copies of it on video. Hehehe, Akkbar shalln't taint the Guild 'cept perhaps with his blood upon our sabres. And I don't even know if we have sabres. Yeah, that's what I like about it. It may sound like stupid psychoanalytical crap, but a black background with green text can hold my attention better than black on white. DVDs should get cheaper soon. Probably not any cheaper than you can get it for at Amazon, though. No, he's a nice guy. (Well, as long as the package really comes he's a nice guy... http://www.wcnews.com/loaf4.jpg It's me:o The entire movie is them about to do jumps, that doesn't tell me anything. Who was I talking to there? Somebody from Rhode Island? Hehehe, I am going to make HHA. But I'm doing other stuff now. Anyway, did Hades show you his green thing? It's really good. Oh, I discussed it with Hades. We would have done it in #WingNut, except I'm not sure he wants Had to know He's going to set it up as in-game specs for the ships... and I'm going to do the encyclopedia with total canon specs. So, like my MIdway will have lasers and ions, and his will have lasers. So, like my MIdway will have lasers and ions, and his will have lasers. if you are naked, I'll not speak with you again I suddenly have a strong desire to photograph myself naked. I suddenly have a strong desire to photograph myself naked. Had looks like the result of two men mating. Oh, WC DVD is far and away superior to the video. It's like ultra super plus better than the video. Wow, DVDExpress sold 500 copies of WC in the last 24 hours... GO! At least it has a little insert about the actors. You can read that. Hehehe, I had to call Samcat and get him to take me to buy it... I have fun with my joystick, too, but WCTM is better than any sexual pleasure... And I have a normal DVD attached to my computer attached to my VCR... I'm getting those two soon... Or at the very least produce a h0t wedding video like Pamela Anderson? I dunno, the fact that there are cast bios in the packaging is unusual, non? But I thought it was odd that the insert had cast bios. Hehehe, that was hilarious... it was best when it got to Willy Nelson and Woody Harrelson, though. I'll awe him. And the book bitched him out. Hehe, Dethlok gave it to me. i'm forever in his debt... He asked if he could be an admin, and the book said that it'd be a cold day in hell or something. Hehehe, you've never seen me before? Yeah, except I'm like twice as tall as Mark Hamill. And I weigh three times as much. That's true. Maybe I'm three times as tall as Mark Hamill. Well, the 'old' one is Byydo playing with his sword... No, I mean Byydo playing with his 'sword'... WiLDD's mouth is firmly attached to your sword... Yeah, Wing Commander fans (aside from Chris) are all incredibly ugly people. The fan directory is like a chamber of horrors... I used a machete in 'Nam. But we didn't use it to cut through jungles. We used 'em to cut through the Viet Cong... It would probably be very hard. Yeah. They also drive cars on the left of cars they're driving next to. I love you long time... Tre has a normal name, he's probably pretty normal. Oh... BTW... what makes for a more interesting story? "I was named after Obi-Wan from Star Wars" DO IT! DO IT! DAMN YOU! GO GO GO! As in "DO IT! USE THE POPUP!", not "DO IT! SCAN A PICTURE!"... but you should scana picture anyway. I may have been talking about Dan from Dan's Wing Commander Movie Site, though. I talk about him more. It makes Chris say a quote from the book. I type '!LOAF' and Chris does a quote. I type !LSKick and you leave... I'm pretty good. I got a flight suit. I got WCDVD. I'm pretty happy. I have a good life. Aside from the fact that I still haven't met TV's Kerri-Lee. oOoOoOoOoOo Perhaps he did... oOoOoOoOoOo I wish monkeys would fly out of my ass... because hey, monkeys. I bought them at that oOoOoOoOoO.org place. Because they're the brightest possible points of light. But there's like nebula gas and shit. So having stuff just appear is better than having it gradually appear. If I ever meet that guy on the street, I think I'd probably pretend not to have any change. Also, no light in deep space. Ahh, he's like 11, he's just stupid. Well, realistic explosions would be cool. Because it'd be like this split second burnoff of atmosphere. Oh, yeah, mankind will have evolved to be immune to radiation in 200 years... Hehehe, where will we get better shielding? I have a magical fucking plant:~( Well, it's a normal cat-tail, but the way I use it... Legions of children worldwide are having sex with 40 year old men. Let him speak! If any have earned the right to speak... I have! And I say let him speak! But you don't have to listen to me. All I can do is speak. Hehehe, but that's not what he did... He yelled at us all for not thinking his silly crush was the most important thing in the universe. Yeah. Trust me, I know how you feel. I mean, what is the common thread between all of us? And please don't give me some "You're all shitheads!!!!!!!111", because that is SOOO cliched. Hehe, nice quote, but what the hell does it mean? You don't know, do you ? I mean, I can grab something pretty from Hamlet and question my own mortality, but it's pointless in this situation. I'll miss Kelvin, even if he did Locke. You wan't give me the pleasure of knowing what you're talking about? You mean to take out your anger on the rest of the world. I do enjoy the occasional fuck... Hehehe, poor paranoid kid. I totally hated the world because of the whole blindness thing. Wow, I said totally, I should be a Valley Girl. A declaration of war against stupid people. We should build a sister ship, the PudFucker. Knight's a very angry young man It's *NOT* the same Alabama. Hehe, he's mad at the world. I was like that when I was his age. He should probably get some help. Hehehehehe, the simple fact that he considered our unmoderated zone a 'war zone' is reason enough to excuse its removal. I dated myself for all of high school. Oh, no, Dethlok said he'd try and get Adam Foshko to get some patches for my flight suit... Hehehe, we've gotten smarter, found out how to delete posts instead of just close them. If we'd known how to do that before, we could have deleted greenfly before people even knew he existed. 36 DOLLARS?!?!?!?! HOLY FUCKING WOW! Oh, Chris, you didn't name your last post:~( So I named it Kit Kat. I think it's a pretty name. I may name my daughter Kit Kat. AAAAAH! HADES BIRTHDAY SOUND! EEE!K Then why the are you asking us? Oh, I should have put 'bleep' instead of 'fuck' shouldn't I:? Hehehe, do yourself a favor and get the DVD. I just got back from watching a bit in freezeframe... There's some very sweet stuff in there. My monitor isn't big enough for some of the text, I watched it on the TV... Why'd my updates rearrange themselves? Oh. That was odd. Oh well... the movie has lots of cool stuff... But I could read teh Concordia's escorts names on a 60something inch screen. Ahhh. I should update aboot the crosses... Anyway, when you get DVD and WC DVD watch the scene in the rec room in freezeframe. It is *VERY* cool... there's all these pinups and recruiting posters. There's like a big picture of a Kilrathi that says WARNING and a picture with all these dead Confed pilots that says "Don't Understimate the Kilrathi" and there's one that has a sketch of a WC3 helmet... And I don't remember what it says. It looks like the Concordia's battlegroup includes the Bracher, the Toacka, the Sommeria, the Cahillier and the Walleyer. There's an autographed picture of a woman in Blair's room... Yeah, the posters are all so cool, it'd have been nice if they'd sold them. Why should I kick him, though? It'll automatically get rid of him... Hmmm, the blade is removable... That's not as cool as a switchblade, but whatever. Yeah, lots of good stuff... And I got that thing that I've been talking about too much. Okay, I was worried you'd be like mad or something. I have 30 gamepads. Hmmm, I hate doing updates with pictures. Oh, I downloaded the SimCopter Demo, because I want to learn to fly a helicopter... And so I can put that I have previous helicopter experience on my resume... But I'm very excited about the cross. And it's so fricking cheap! I was sure it'd been cancelled. Since we were expecting $60 before somebody reported it'd be very limited. Since we were expecting $60 before somebody reported it'd be very limited. It's the perfect sign of WC fansmanship. You can wear it anywhere, and people will think you're a religious freak or something. And then you can stab them. The knife is removable. You can just be a religious freak who can't stab people. In keeping with solidarity for woman throughout the world, DELANCE contributes a part of the proceeds from the sale of these fine watches to the Women's World Summit Foundation which helps women in developing countries to create their own companies. A pokeball is what you keep pokemon in. Kit-Kat Lesnick-Halkett... kinda rhymes... Hehehe, I believe the exact words were that you look like the spawn of Hunter and Jim Carrey... That's how I'll be dressed at WCCon, if you need to find me... Yeah, Byydo's picture is cool... EXCEPT... EXCEPT... we actually want to know what Byyd looks like. And nobody cares what goths look like, because, hey, in three years they'll be lawyers. I'm a hot red head with a 36D bust and all I'm wearing is a t-shirt . Crap, an altavista search for me brings up 2 death notices:~( I'm very fat, I have to stop eating for a while so I can be thin for college. He wants to know what size your sword is. "It's not me, it's the people on #eurosex, I swear!" The best thing about the Wing Commander Movie is how it's a Wing Commander Movie. Oh, as I was saying earlier, we should adopt one of the foreign subtitles as the title for the movie... Since it's annoying to just go 'Wing Commander' . Wow, so it'd be more polite to say a word like slutstakeituptheass than it would to say subtitles? Hehehehe, he wanted to have me come into his channel so he could figure out how to use the /kick command... Hehe, I mean the Avenger from WCIV was a shuttle. WCA, and it pisses of Delance, so go with it. And my scary nickname probably just brought the pain back:~( Oh, if/when I go to England would probably be spring break next year... Can I start doing updates for tomorrow yet? It would've made sense for Pilgrim Stars to have come out now... At least they actually did some updates about Freelancer this time. Last week they had nothing about Starlancer/Freelancer on their front page. I like how ATFW updates about what's being posted in their CZ. Erm, that's what I meant... I didn't mean it was a good thing. I meant it as a point of amusement. Especially since ATFW gets like one post a day... We could report about agwc posts. "Pang has pissed off Delance! Delance is talking about strippers!" Tang, I get those two confused. Since Gene Tang's name is like Ewd Tang or something. I had to get a credit card to order my knife. That's what I do. But I don't know if it's safe. I dunno how you'd turn if off. Wow, a fan hole. I didn't notice that before. I got it! Thanks! It's great! Thanks. It's really nice... Lemme know if I can do anything for you We hit 103 yesterday... 104 the day before... Yeah. I'm staying inside, though. I should never have said that about his quit message. Strange names. Bracher, Toacka, Sommeria, Cahillier and Walleyer. Those were the five ships it showed on the chart. But we know there's the Beowulf too, at least. The WC2 Concordia was the Confederation flagship and head of the 14th fleet... And there were other battleships in her group... at least two or three others... There's some cool stuff in the movie you'd never notice. Like when Paladin realizes that the Tiger's Claw is going to be amushed, his VDU changes to say that the Kilrathi ComCon ship is a Dorkir Transport. 16 supercruisers, that is. 5 battleships and 2 Bengals Which includes at least the Kobi (unknown), the Vanguard (a Battleship) and the Iowa (unknown) Wow, I got mail from Beth. It says she wants me! To add her to the list of people who want KS DVDs. I don't like that Book Quote. You'd think Bengals would be more common than Concordias, though... Anyway, what's the ship furthest back? I thought it was a Kat ship, but I'm not entirely sure. That's possible. Quite possible. Psych is getting stranger and stranger You can accuse Chris of doing things you'd never do back in the 'day. Or maybe you could get something shaved into your head. Like "BYDO", that would be cool. Get a 3dfx(1) card. They cost less than the Pilgrim Cross. Oooh, yeah, the warranty thing. That sucks:/ You could cut a hole in your computer... Hey, I forgot about Gerthein. Someday I'll forget about Tang... but I'll never forget about Mike Berdos. Becaus he'll never leave. Gene Tang at agwc. Hmmm, don't you have to take the sticker off to copy it, though? You're in the den of evil, Chris. NeoDevilBane is 11 and 3/382ndths. Yeah, you have to like remove the sticker or pop out the copy protection thing to copy tapes from Blockbuster I dunno how old he is, but he wants his Star Wars buddies to meet Wing Commander, how old can he possibly be? Hehe, yeah, there's like a plastic tab over where it would usually let you copy it from. I dunno, I might put Austin in my .sig... Austin is pretty cool. "Ben Lesnick of Ashton Maryland!" would appeal to the six other people who live in Ashton, Maryland... "I am on the no survivors episode, I have destroyed all enemy ships at nav1, then changed my nav setting and flew to help out an nav2, after eliminating all bugs I return to the Midway and it keeps getting blown-up. What am I doing wrong?" You are allowing the aliens to blow up the Midway. It's amazing that someone like that actually figured out how to use a newsreader. He's Wldmk, he's Wldmk. He'll never get in here! He's Wldmk, he's Wldmk. His ass is always kicked! This decade saw the birth of Dan Sumner... Yeah, that South Park movie was pretty good. But I'd hate to see it be the high point of the decade. Do yourself a favor, don't turn around. So the girl in this Pizza Hut commercial is Princess Leia? NOTE: Due to some unexpected free advertising for us on this item, demand has outstripped supply by a fair margin. We have ordered additional product and expect to fill orders by the end of the month. Hehehe, it's our fault. I *KNEW* I should have ordered before I posted. Stupid People. FreeLancer probably isn't really a game. It's probably like a room full of Strippers. And they brought the news people in to see them, and they gave it great reviews. In about 10 to 15 minutes, depending on the speed of my Nukes, Cnada will be no more! Forecast for today: 118 pageviews. Whisky Tango Foxtrot? It wasn't that bad then... it's been getting less reliable. Heard from a French guy, WC was *NOT* released by FOX, but rather by some other company... Yeah, I should get a better picture... I'll do some CIC Updates... Hehehe, I was stuck in netherspace. Wow, so they muted Dan... but it's nice and loud on DVD. It doesn't copy. You can like break off the tab that prevents it. Not much, we ruined the knife business:~( Yeah, we overadvertised the cross. I wish I had a P60:~( Hehehe, but if you have a P60 you can go "What kind of computer do I have? A P59.9999999!" Because I'm making it my crusade to bring floating point jokes BACK. Good, got stuff done today. God dammit! I don't care how many people died of it being hot, I want to see Kerri... And we wonder why he's being thrown out of his home. You saw the warning signs with me, though, right? And it will be, on February 8th, 2000. Yeah, your family sucks. Hmmm... if you do, can you blame our influence? I could be on TV... Kerri could interview me... It's not wrong to encourage murder if it means you can meet a woman, right? Yeah, we could use the hits. And BE SURE and let us know before you do, because we'll have to tell Kevin Kwast to anticipate the increased server load... There's no such thing as bad publicity! "Wing Commander fans are perfectly normal productive members of society... now, if you'll excuse me, I have to fly." :: puts on helmet and attaches hose:: I'm Ben "LOAF" Lesnick. Chris "BabyKiller" Reid. Yeah, Hal's gonna go on a murderous rampage and blame us! We are soooo fucking screwed if he actually goes on a murderous rampage... Erm, yeah, life is full of points where everything is wrong, but it passes... Because you wouldn't do some crappy job ? He's just wrong. Yeah, mine too, but it happens. And it changes. Somebody who judges a man's capability based on what sport he wants to play doesn't deserve a second thought. It was closed because someone posted pr0n to the WC one, which happened because the WC one was far and away the most active one. That's not WC's fault... PCXL should stick to finding pictures of attractive celebrities. I've spoken to both David Swofford at Origin and Chris Roberts at Digital Anvil about this article, and both concur that it's completely false. I like that, gives the scenes a smaller feel. I liked the Pilgrim stuff, I think it's good now that Blair's gone we can give him a personality. Haven't you read the book, Had? I dunno if it was important in the movie, but it's important for all of WC. There can't be any more WC movies because of people like the fucker who didn't see it when it was in fucking theaters. Maw, Ebert totally had it in for WC. I mean, I understand most critics views, but comparing it to frickin 2001? Getson, Dan "Exile" looks a lot like one of those littleton shooting guys. His wife looks like a 9 year old boy. They're doing a sequal to Godzilla, death is correct. Wow, people on Leno are stupid. Wow, a Reid. Not much. Just blowing my summer... OH MY GOD! GOD NO! EEEEEEWWWWW! I'm from Maryland, USA... but I'm moving to Austin next month. Yeah, but I've never met Byydo. Hmm, refresh my memory, where in Canada is Ontario? I'm fairly Canada-ignorant:/ Canada is where Kerri-Lee is from, Chris:P I used to be able to see, you know... Yeah, the surgery made it worse. But that's not how I meant it. The surgery debilitated me as a whole, I had to lie on my face for weeks at a time. Well, the surgery helped in my right eye. And I've had lots of other surgery that was okay. I had plastic surgery when I was like 6 months old. Hehehe, because of no reason at all I'm a blind guy with arthritis and hearing problems... I'm very experienced, if you know what I mean. Wow, we should get together... I'll give you my asses for your carrots... And I can sell my hair, and you can buy me a comb. I'm not fucking buying you a chain with my hairmoney, I'm buying the new Pokemon DVDs. The only thing worse than a pseudo-intellectual is a pseudo-geek intellectual. You seem to always have *something* to complain about... That's just because the Dalek guy is a moron. He's the IRC equivalent of Mike Berdos. You're constantly trying to get in here even through you're obviously banned, and I don't think you're too stupid to realize what that means (well, you could be), so what exactly is it that you need to talk to us about? Awww, your skull is to thick for that to get through to you, non?:~( It's only 10 there, isn't it? Ahh, that sucks:/ WC action figures are a buck each at TRU now. Ahh, I thought you got kicked out... That explains why he hasn't been playing UO, and why I said he was dead. They're decorative crosses that Pilgrims wear. Hehe, no, the BW armor is literally a big single piece of plastic. Ah, so you too wonder what the hell he's talking about. I disagree, they were intelligent enough to figure out that they could replace any proper information with pictures of half-naked women and lewd comments. Yes, there were... you can see Hobbes' big shoes. Oh, I guess. Not as exciting. Why would Delance have played the original JA? Hehe, I wish JA2 would come out. You know what I wish, Chris? That JA2 would come out. JA2 will be a great game. I wish it'd come out. Remember Mike from JA? I wish JA2 would come out. He does that every night. Usually after TC-Mav tells us what he had for dinner, then Psych has to have had the same thing. I wish all these people would have seen the movie when it came out. I've been getting mails and ICQ's all day about how people just saw the movie. Forget what? Hmmmm, I think I'll accidently ban Pedro... He's always getting into fights on the board. Oh, what'd you think of the movie? Now he'll think we care or something. if you ban all the people all the time, you won't have many people left. Why does Karl Frank look just like Christian Franz? You're not stupid, the person at the AceNet board. Wow, it's only like 6 behind now. We should post that. One can only hope. I've been wondering about POL, though... I should post something to the CIC about you and DC, death... Well, I've assumed it'll be just like UO... But I've been thinking... Ultima/RPG people are a lot more 'serious' than most people who would play a WC game... I mean, there are obviously people who'd enjoy having their own lives in the WC universe, but they're few and far between... I'm wondering how they'll do PrivOnline. Nothing important from him. I can ask him to comment on the domain registration... Well, they'll never give *us* that, but they'll let us know when we can expect one, maybe... Origin reserves their big announcements for CGW, by contract. Andy Hollis told me about it... Yeah. That's pretty much what they did with A-10 when I was there, I just didn't really care. Nothing involving WC is in vain. Hades birthday isn't until 2-morrow, is it? Hehehe. But you should still get credit for asking... Crap, I lost the post:/ Maybe I can find it on DejaNews Yeah. I'll do that, Hades Birthday... credit death... lemme see what else I have... Xoom won't do it... They say they're unlimited, but they check when you use up a lot of space. Don't you feel bad about dissing PCXL now? Hmmm, the StarLancer ad is very cool. Stupid new Lanced.net person zipped a 173k .gif into a 166k .zip. How utterly annoying. Which explains your collection of baby livers. We could use a nice scanned copy of that ad. How old is Hades? Yeah. If I'd could legally drive I'd probably have wrecked the car dozens of times. Hehehe, yeah, I had driven a bit before I went blind, and I hated it anyway I'll bet it's because I've been updating multiple times. Erm, the thing is, as I recall, Hadrian's commercial sort of wasn't that great. Hehehe, it was sort of embarassing, with that Tolwyn quote... Eag hates the CIC. You can't mention the CIC in #S-C . Hehehe, but he wrote a good article. He wrote *THE ONLY* good article. Hmmm, DVDExpress alone has sold $20,000 worth of WC movies... Stupid people stupidly doing stupid things? There was *supposed* to be a coool fight in which Blair used the cross. Hehehehe, I guess you didn't see my embarassing typo at the CIC. But for about 10 minutes the first update title was "Shits Inbound!" Holy crab... newsfromJohnny. A-10 got dropped. * LOAF ChrisAlert.wav Oh, good, you hear the fake .wav. That's what I thought, but Johnny says they were like really delayed. Well, to make it short: CIC is *the* only online source to find up-to-the-minute stuff on WC. Believe me, even Origin's official website doesn't keep itself consistantly (Or constantly) updated on it. (Must be too busy on UO, I guess). One time I was in the hospital and they were like all "if we don't give you this injection, you'll die!" and so I beat the crap out of those bastards, always trying to get me to buy their fucking medicine... You sir, are a troll... and not a good troll, either. But we can have fun with you. That's* a good reason? Do you have a better URL for people asking about WC news? Or are you just picking a fight (tm)? Johnny says that about half the team will be leaving Origin... and that some will go on to work on the fifth(!) attempt at Privateer Online, and some will go to a Strike-Commander-esque online game. Apparently the team just found out within the hour. I should mail Swofford and ask him to confirm it...;) Yeah, we shouldn't do that. Hehehe, well, you can do that to Swofford if you want. Boomer was fairly low on the food chain, though, Swofford's an executive. I... have no idea, I admit, I don't even know what OpenGL is. Well.. the deal with WCO.. at least the one I was involved with.. was that it would have been both WCO and PO at the same time.. where you could be a merchant, a pirate, a merc, or serve in the military (eventually Confed OR Kilrathi for all choices).. buy your own space stations.. command capital ships.. all sorts of kool stuff... dammit.. WCO was the initial thing, and then it became just PO. Hehehe, I *had* 6 for my Pure3D and 2 for my generic card. And I haven't noticed any change going to 16. I think EA will shut down Origin before it ever comes out. Yeah, lots of places are shutting down development houses these days... UO isn't actually *at* Origin, just UO development. It just strikes me as the first step, how they've taken away Origin's support stuff and now they're cancelling games. I dunno, this game seemed further along. Jumpstart Jumped Ship Maybe the movie *DID* screw up his little world, and that's why he's gone crazy. That's 'Reid', as in "A way to incorrectly spell the word 'read' is 'reid'", not as in "Another way to incorrectly spell the word 'read' is 'reed'". . Forgot about the Saving Private Had-ryan thing... . Hmmm... the link color kind of sucks... I used to use FrontPage... linkcolor is set to black, lemme find why. Wow, I don't see any color definitions... Wow, she must be fugly:~( I don't remember the URL for CICG Erm, CICB, that is. And I do now, because I'm an idiot. Wow, she doesn't look like the sort of person who'd play Wing Commander. More like the sort of person who wouldn't date the sort of person who'd play Wing Commander. Now, now, some of the hottest women in the universe are Canadian. Eeeek, Lanced.net thinks they're better than us. Lanced.net thinks they're better than us! LANCED.NET THINKS THEY'RE BETTER THAN US:o Hehehe, their update with the picture... Or maybe I'll do an update... I have several done already, but I'll wait a few hours before posting. Wow, in Episode 83, Brock leaves. Ignoring Wing Commander Prophecy and the Prophecy Map and Secret Ops and Privateer 2 and Prophecy Gold, I think Captain Johnny's greatest contribution to the Wing Commander community was the invention of the word 'fugly'. That should be his autogreet. WC is up to #1 at DVDEmpire, and down another hundred copies at DVDExpress That doesn't sound right. Ooooh, this is the girl who mailed the mailbag? Hmmmm... I still say we should make the CIC an ATFW affiliate. P2 goes on forever, the road it never ends. I suppose it should be gratifying to know that enjoyment Wing Commander isn't just limited to people who can name all 150 Pokemon. I pretty much just said that because the PokeRap was playing. Because of all the fans and stuff. Hmmm... I think that's quite possible... Maybe they fixed it and didn't tell me. The next generation. We're the old men now, Johnny! I don't think we've set anything up yet. Indeed, the split blade enhances what knife users call the 'frickin coolness' factor of a weapon.. I plan to drink a lot in college. A lot of coke. Is my panties in there? Check out my monkey, Chris. Yeah, I knew you'd be envious of my monkey. I'll fix it, I have another update to put up. It's best to wait a few hours before fixing minor spelling things, though. Because then people's Netscapes/IEs tell them that there's been an update. It tells you when sites have been updated, if you choose to let it. Which is why we get more hits when we've updated more than once in a day. Stupid Trelane doesn't think I'm wittier than TV's Chandler. I don't see any quotes from Chandler in there. Yeah, we can't fault him for that. Still, we can't fault Eagle for his opinion. We can fault society for inflicting that opinion on him, though Awww, screw you, Delance, non-Origin people aren't real people. Now that it's more popular, Wing Commander can apply for cult classic status. And with my position as Kerri-Lee of the CIC, cool knife AND uniform, I'll be the cult leader! Do you think I could lead a cult, death? Mark Asher is fricking annoying, I think. The Guild is a cult! The Guild is the holiest order of my allies. death's position is SubCrid. Hehehehehe, I'll unakick you... but I want to find out who's doing it first... If I were like a pedophile or something I might do that. No, but If I was going to rape 12 year old girls I'd get a vasectomy... but I'm not so I won't so there. Hehehe, just say that the CIC has been reporting sales stuff. !nofuckingway. *bum *bum* *bum* The Fake Marine! *bum* *bum* *bum* When two people love eachother very, very much... And those two people cannot, by law, marry because they're close reletives... (Okay, the Space Submarine was funny in person, but it wasn't funny 3,000 times later... Chris Reid doesn't start threads, he finishes them. Besides, it'd take approximately 190 years before we'd have enough empty calandar stands to display our WC games... Upi ,slr ;oyy;r drmvr. npu/ U;n dksg ytou ahtrr If I had 399 dollars, I'd buy love, not TruSpace. I like James the CIC Special Events Monkey. Hmmm... 76 updates in 10 days... 7.6 updates a day, not bad. I think I've got to beat 107 personally to set the record, though:~( I had some pizza and watched part of a baseball game and now I'm back. I'm an all American kinda guy. Stupid slow-ass Saturdays:( Hades was there, and Had was there and I was there and Tre was there and Beth was there and some other people were there. And that'll be the last time you EVER see me. Until after I've read Pilgrim Stars. If you feel the need to work in the term balls, use 'ball licking', either before or after the cock-sucking. I thought we opened at midnight LST. Yeah, back in CIC history. All we have to do is use the 4dfx card. okay its now 8pm MAV TIME. Where's MAV live? 8 o'clock EST. Now that we have the time figured out... We need to talk about what we're going to do at this little shindig. One of you contact Chris Roberts? Make the starting time 7. Yeah, well, I don't think he likes me much;) So, yeah, you mail him. ace is a beotch:~( See, Trelane's obscene friend taught me something... about love... It had no weapons and it didn't move. Hehehe, somebody in my AP Bio class last year removed all the tuesdays from one of those... it was strange. Hmmm, remember when we accused you of flaming the Origin Board, Dan? I disagree, you're more of an asshole now... I wasn't an asshole then:~( Now I am. But I'm happier. He's taken a vow of silence because he made that swearscript... So what will we have? Punch and pie? We all regret doing things back then. I think you all know who I regret doing. That's why the GREEN Pikachu is called Pikablue. Only complete losers wear uniforms... http://www.wcnews.com/loaf4.jpg... I digress... Who's my co encer? I made it out of animal parts... Erm, deathlok sent it to me. I dunno, I don't really like the idea of a commercial that much... I wouldn't call two men, a guy pretending to be a woman and a lot of bots a *GROUP*... Yeah, ace puts his name on the CIC and everything. YOU ALL HAD BETTER FUCKING HAVE A NEW MAILBAG BY THE 10TH!!!!!!!!!! . What? I wasn't being serious about either derogatory ace comment. Thas okay... not like I have anything else to do at 1:~( Wow, lots of people with... scary symbols in their nicks... Hey Chris, what are you going about bitch? I thought the Australian invasion ended... OH, Byydo wants me to give 'argon' a message... Apparently you're a moronic cocksucking flaming flooder. Hehehe, do you people actually make sense to eachother? Or is it just like a 'wow, we make words on cumputer, we good' sort of thing? Hehehehe, Chris would hate to be permanently banned. I mean, he only got spammed into coming here. It's always good to see a channel deigned soley for the purpose of 'having people in it', non? I... just wanted to say 'deigned'. They speak l33tsp33k. They're kewl h@ck0rs. I'll teach you, Chris...instead of, for example, going "Hi, Chris!"... I would say "u r cris!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!" And instead of saying anything meaninful or intelligent, I'd replace o's with 0's. They like obscinities, too, because their parents don't let them use them at home:( Hehehe, you know why it's hard to find people? Because "people" don't give a blip about your channel If I were having a party, I wouldn't go wandering around the city streets trying to get random people to come with me. Wouldn't that be fucking geeks? I prefer the title fucking geek... If 'some one' is any trace of a life, then you'll never have anyone:( At least I can do the cliche'd no-life stuff with style. Wow, you don't know how to use the ban:(? Stupid pseudo words. What is a tosser? Somebody who pukes a lot? Somebody who makes salads? Hehehehe, I'd attribute that quote to yourself after thirty years of sexual inadequacy? It's sad that you can't spell your own made up words. Send it to me? Then ace won't have to encode as much. email is g00d. But we'll throw in a free one if you buy > 100 We'll explain the event further in the future. Really? I'd think that was just idle talk... Because how would the black market ever hope to have enough of a cross section of people to provide any transplants? And how would the black market keep kidneys? China harvests organs from condemned criminals, IIRC... I hate you, Kenny. No, he's talking about the people in #fook. WHY IS AGWC SO FRICKING BORING TONIGHT?????????? . Because I'm a nice guy. Erm, I mean, I'm nice to people who are nice to me. Fuck you Halman, I'm the nicest fucking guy you'll ever meet. So go screw yerself, you shit eater. Like "ace, 3812ize me the 11 and the 92.38." Hmmm... should I send FOX a fan letter? Would that be obsessive or normal? Hmmm, we need a picture with James and Pepper together in it... "As you can see on the right menu bar, we have a hottie watching over Lanced.net I plan to add a hottie every week or so. I am gonna take a camera to work on the weekend, (I work at the Renaissance Festival on weekends, so lotsa cleavage and lotsa hotties)." I am *SOOOOO* sure that's illegal. Now, now, WCN did something stupider. They tried to compete with us. . he fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again! Hehehe, I love the dance the kids do during that. I dunno, I have it set up so I type 'AceNet Board', and I'm there. That's because You-Know-What takes up everything you're not using. Eww, AOL. Oooh, will AOL tell you when Kerri is online? What if she doesn't have AOL Instant Messanger:~(? <-==> We should make available The Book of LOAF: Special Edition at the party. I could personally supervise the picking of quotes from the original Book of LOAF. So you actually added her:o? Wow. You're my hero. Wait, what am I saying, I love him! But my hero would probably be someone else. But not Beth's Captain Johnny, our Captain Johnny. I added you, but you're not online. So who's ChrisReid1701? Does it warn you who's added you? I've got that suave AOLer spirit. Hey, look up AOL's people thing for KTolwyn. But I know she's real, because AOL wouldn't let me use her name. I added her and then I deleted her because I got freaked. Because it could just be that you're stupid. I added my past life, too. Saving Private Hadryan! That was me, man, years ago... It'd be weird if the one WC guy I ran into on AOL were you. But it wasn't you. LOAF1111: I visited them... but my 10 free hours were in 7th grade, IIRC, and the only person I ever ran into was somebody who'd just read End Run too... Erm, you know, Psych, you are wrong. By that description, the technical term is *NOT* 'Nebie PBM writing school', but rather 'crapfest'. That's probably why Raptor resents the term you used. I HATE YOUR ASS, BITCH! Hehehe, I had a 14.4 the next year. AHHH! WHAT WAS THAT? That's as crappy as the CIC's Chat Board:( AHH! There are different kinds:~( But now we can stalk her online! I'm the man. So Celina uses AOL too? But I don't use erols anymore anyway. So, you know, ptttttth. Lemme have the book to begin remastering. Or just play each quote one at a time, and I'll tell you which to keep in the special edition. And if you do that, make a log of that, we'll call it the commentary feature, like on a DVD. SHe's all That is Hip, Smart, Hilarious, Sexy, Fun and Entertaining! What was the last bit of news@ mail you got? Okay. That was much earlier, though... Oh, I missed a great opertunity at the newsgroup And I have NO idea how to get X-News to go back and find old posts. Hehehe, that guy posted about how we thought we were Gods (and then some peons posted about how we were gods) I figure the perfect thing to stick in there would be Paladin's conversation with Blair in the WC movie... Ahh, I'll get it next time somebody accuses me of being God. I bid you all adieu, you've been a great audience... Lanced.net is the Internet's premiere site for men named Lance. That was from The BOok of LOAF. Oh, the boy who never grew up. I don't think he ever liked Wing Commander. Yes, he was always an egotistical little beotch. If you want to start a fight, could we *PLEASE* argue about something else, because I'm tired of this one. I didn't mention that any of the other books (including the other movie books) pertain to anything else, so why single this one out? I want to put out some flamebate, too, though... ROBOTS ARE BAD! IF YOU LIKE ROBOTS, YOU SUCK! ENGLAND IS THE WORST PART OF THE UK. I'M SPELLING 'MONKEEEY' WRONG ON PURPOSE. CHRIS REID EATS PELLETS AND IS NOT GOD! Because when somebody asks where he can get WC News, the last place to tell him to look is WCNews.com. "Where can I find the latest stock quotes?" "Try the WallStreet Journal." "YOU BASTARD! You think your fucking journal knows everything, don't you?" Gimme an C! Gimme an H! Gimme an R! Gimme an I! Gimme an S! Gimme a REID! CHRIS REID! Yay! LOAFie-Guy. In the Sky. Eating Pie. Wonder Why. Hope U DIE. I think I have a new .sig! Mythological bastard, actually... I am OROOS of Carthag! Live life to its fullest, and ignore the stupid people. By replying to this post, I'm breaking the second half. I'm a board, you're a board, this is not a board. My opinion is: I HATE CHRIS! Uberintelligent, little man. Alt.games.wing-commander. No Rules. Just Right. Hey Clem, get my dog Blue and we'll go a-readin'! Yes! Screw you Bandit! Screw you for justifying your reasons for calling Cali-Guy a total Fucking Jack Ass! Screw you for telling the truth! Screw you for not coming up with a trollish retort like "Screw you"! What you don't seem to realise is that I was acting like you... Ooooh, you've stirred up the stupids at Lanced.net. Yes, for Delance is indeed a cruel mistress... I've just been waiting to say that, really... I suppose so that longtime Wing Commander fans don't go "HEY! THAT'S DAIMON KARNES! I REMEMBER HIM FROM LATER ON IN THIS EPISODE!" Isn't it ironic, dontcha think... Dammit Hades, can't you be mature like Cali and have witty retort like 'screw you'? . God damn that got me hotter than hell, post some more man!!! NOOOOOOOoooooooo.... Erm, but it has since been officialy recognized by the CridLOAF consortium that Wing Commander 4 takes place in 2673, and not 2672. And I foudn *SOMETHING EVEN SICKER* that he's done, to close off my comments. ChrisReidianity... Speaking of no respect, Chris did a bit of research (the DejaNews kind of research, not the DNA tracing kind), and we may have found just what's wrong with Cali... (Oh, I just needed a place to put this, so here it is. "I am a 15/Male, lookin for a 15-16 Year old Female in Colton or Grand Terris to meetwith and hit all the bases with, please E-Mail me if you meet the criteria, only serious replies, pkazmierczak@hotmail.com" On the same day he posted a message to alt.sex.children commenting that a previously posted story "got me hotter than hell, post some more man!!!" Sick, but not the sickest thing of all. Later that day he posted to alt.games.x-wing requesting that someone help him find a new X-Wing editor. EWWW! He plays X-WING?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Disgusting, absolutely disgusting. That should be his auto-greeet. We'll have more updates by tomorrow. If not I'll do some silly movie stuff. Yeah, I'm gonna send them, I have everything set, I'm just slow. They'll be out before the end of the month, because if I don't get rid of them by then I don't know what I'll do with them. Ther'ell be punch and pie at the party next month. Then I'll begin the slow drive to where you are, Psych:() "What the hell is this, You Mother Fucker, this was WAY too Far, God Damnit, What the hell is wrong with you?" Hehehe, I need whatever it was he called me a while back. You go to hi sk00l, you don't have orientation. I'm willing to bet WCIVDVD will get there first. Oh... but don't you already know about high school? You have to have an ASs Blasting card? I'll bet Hades gets more mentions than ace in the book:( I think Hades is the most mentioned person. Or Chris The US isn't 60 miles accross. It's 75. Hehehe, not everyone who disagrees with Chris are wrong. Oh, Byyd, check out the newsgroup, I REALLY ripped up this guy today. Doing that *REALLY* drives trolls insane. I think I've discovered a trollproofer! It's funny, oh, you need the e-mail he sent me when I revealed that he posted to alt.sex.children Hehehehe, his spelling gets worse and worse as he descends into madness. But I *DID* write a cool poem. an I be Pikachu, the God of electricity and mice put together in a cute yellow package? I could like be emailing a teacher or a girl or something, and while in truth I'd like them to die, I can't just go out and say it. That was fast. That's a neat trick. Greaaat, just who I was trying to escape. Erm, anyway, the Nephilim ships page looks really kickass. The newsgroup is usually way less hilarious, though. Hehehe, is there some reason Gene Tang is being suck a jerkoff now? Yeah, you don't really get into those serious spelling classes until 4th grade. When he first posted I said we could have fun with him, and by golly we ARE having fun with him! That's because your opinion is 'Chris sucks'. If you, for some reason, think that you (a sex-needy child molesting X-Wing player) can just come in here and start insulting Chris and have no one disagree because it's your opinion, then you are WRONG... Oh, I seriously doubt you 'know' anything. THE HORROR! THE HORROR THAT IS CHRISTOPHER! Indeed I do, he's one of my best friends. Chris would never let you see his bregreade on the first date. ChrisReid is livin the viva loca. Nothing lasts forever. Except the delicious taste of Elios frozen pizza. Mmmm, yeah! This was the most fun I had all 5:20-5:22PM! Even that was borderline trollish, though. No, they way he implied that the thread was below him... I'm kind of like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in the sense that I'd like to have seks with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and I would if I were her. Hmmm... don't know for sure who you're talking about... but... Derek Smart? Yay! I took a DS identification course a while back... Oh, I've had a little trouble with the Special Edition. And I think Tre can do it. I realized that every single thing I've said that's in the book is already GOLDEN PERFECT. Therefore, I think the special edition should be a searcable version of the Book. Hehehe, GNN stole WCHS' starfield... So like, if I wanted to find book quotes dealing with... crabs... Hehehe... our hosting people got really pissed when we tried to put 400 megs of Academy realmovies while setting up the site. Oh, yeah, we almost lost the site then. Yeah... apparently you're supposed to tell them when you're expecting increased bandwith or something. They're not that nice. Oh my god! They killed Beth! Hmmm... we should join the IF... If Chris says its okay. And my constantly annoying comment? All we put on is that little IF logo. Whacko is no more when kbs goes down. http://atfw.intelligamer.com/features/IF/images/i-fleet.jpg That's all we put, non? Hades thought it was a good idea. But Lanced.net has a smaller menu bar. If anything I'd make it 127 instead of 125 so it fights exactly the same. I'm quite fond of ATFW. Hehehehe, I'm not insulting you... unless you're trying to be insulted. BYYDO! YOU SUCK MORE ASS THAN A GIRLSCOUT! If I slept till noon I'd miss the morning traffic report:( * LOAF prods Chris CHRIS! Wake up. Ahh, we just want to join your fleet thing Yeah, just this morning I called Byyd a cocksucking superslut, and he didn't mind... he wasn't there, of course... He's a jerk-off and shouldn't be allowed to chat with us. Re-akick him. Hehehe, but we like you, Delance, we hate that guy. Hehe. Okay, we'll add the button... It'll run late. I'm leaving for two weeks that morning, so we're celebrating that;) a dozen? We'll have more than that. Yeah. I have a bunch of updates. Mmmkay, Chris, I added the logo to CIC-Orange and CIC-Blue. Hades can get Green later, I suppose. I like how it looks in Blue. From now on I promise to never, ever believe that there's good in people. It made my leg numb:~( I already sold my soul to Mark Day, though, so you're out of luck on that score... Hehehe, he worked for EA, and then directed WCP and left and now he runs the company that we're trying to convince to make WC DVDs... Hehehe, they were his idea, actually... he's just not sure he can make a profit off of them. No, Byyd go tleft in, I think. Chris Reid... ace-1... Bandit-LOAF... Cpl_Hades... Had-ryan... Byy-do... Tre got left out:( I disagree, B&B was the biggest crap of them all, Celebrity deathmatch is good. Yeah... oh well. He also gave me a uniform, which is where the soul thing came from Wow, the book works here. That's semi-disturbing. Say something in the other IRC, Chris, I'm scared:( Nah, that's okay, this place is fine without The Book... Hehehehe. People who have previously experienced The Book may have flashbacks, a la Vietnam. Hehehehe. Hey, we're gonna have Privateer Online... and it's gonna be big... until it gets cancelled in favor of Wings of Glory II... Erm, but I'd be nice if another company got the license instead of Origin, too... Locke made... an ass of himself... at agwc a few months ago. But agwc has a tendancy to do that to people No idea. WC fans go in waves... I remember all my friends from the Origin Board a long time ago:( Hehehe, Akkbar's just being Akkbar... Hehehe, the WCHS board was cool. It's still up. Well, the last posts are all frozen there on the server. Akk can't access it, I dont' think. I found part of the TCU a few weeks ago. I still have the glass cutter and suction cups from that time I tried to pretend to be one of those stuffed Garfields in someone's cars. Me, Chris, Byydo and lots of women. Wow, VERY scary mail from a Lanced.netian. The point of those numbers is comparative, anyway. Bad knews Hades:~( The LightSpeed Fine art got Bioforge+'d... Which at least means we don't have to deal with LSFA anymore. SciPubTech's stuff is very incredible. They do ST and SW stuff that's just amazing. I've got... five updates, should I have them be tommorrow? Neon Turtle Retribution Banter. Erm, anyway, I don't think the book should be random. Because some of the things go best together. it means Numbnutted Turdfaced Racist Bitch Speaking of an NTRB, Frosty! I would have called whoever came in next a Racist. Hehehe, I used to work in a whorehouse. When I was in France I used to eat Miel Amis. Because they had a big ant on the box. Mmmm, ants, I thought, and bought them. I wish I could get them here:( Hey hades, I'll send you a WCDVD for a box of Miel Amis. Yeah. The only time I ever went to Italy was to go to Greece. Hehehe, just about how he loved the babes.net Oh, but really, Starlancer wasn't that impressive, was it? It looked like Privateer 2... Yeah, Lanced.net is late.always. Somebody's selling a Wing Commander Pen at Ebay, I want that. Hmmm... I should probably just get married at random, then whenever me and my wife have people over we can tell the story and I can go "Oh, well I don't believe in pre-marital dating! LOL!"... You can have too much money. And you can have too much love. And you can have too much free time. And too much education. And too much SubSpace. But you CANNOT have too much SO. Hey, can we access people's passwords? What's that other cross-section thing? Is that the supershuttle? We are producing a cut-away poster of the Tiger Claw which is the main ship in the Movie. The poster will be 24"x36" and will be printed in 5 colors on acid free archival paper stock. The scene will include the tiger claw and the fighter ships it carries as well as the Kilrathi fighters in a battle. I think that shows the major difference between you and I. I have good fashion sense... What'd be REALLY cool would be some of DA's models.... Hmmm, note to Chris, need help. Last time I talked to him I accidently convinced him I was a retailer interested in distributing the mask... So I need somebody else to ask him a question. I can't find the address:/ Did I ever forward it to you? Wait. info@cinemasecrets.com "Hi! I'm interested in ordering your Wing Commander masks, but the 'order information' section of your web site is blank! How can I go about ordering these masks?" Bandit-o's was that cereal I used to market... before we changed the name to Crispy Shredded LOAF's. Delance is Brazilian, he listens to singing Capybaras. I had this idea, Byyd... what if we went to that Nuclear Power plant and melded ourselves into one super-flaming individual? Had, you don't have any friends or family, you don't need a network. They were all killed by the virus. Where's the address searching thing at networksolutions.com? Hehehehe, I love the SciPubTech page. It's so... kind. Extra!!! Since you took the time to read this page, here are sketches of the Defiant and a Klingon knife by way of thanks! At the bottom of their staff page. You'll get it soon. You might get it tomorrow. I guess she's the mascot. Oh, my update for tomorrow says that the shirts are coming today. Will you have pictures of them tomorrow? Hehehe, the fact that we have a gay mexican she-male working on the staff probably already offends people. I don't remember what I did on my SAT... I told you, Chris, what'd I get on my SAT? That sounds right. But why University of Washington:(? You could live on campus. You *should* live on Campus. HmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmh Oooh! Time for the news! Trelane! ace! Byydo! Let our powers combine! Except there are no other band chicks, because it's an ape-band. 7The KKKolor Green Wow, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are h0t. That bitch! lets akick him. Stupid rats, I want to see little girls eating kittens. The ATF is always on my case. Just because I made those cigar shooting whiskey rifles. Tell them you're gay so you'll get a female roomate. I used to take drugs for depression:( But they just made me more depressed, so I stopped. Wow, your doctor gave you joints? Nothing makes my joints feel better:( There is a SimPimp, though. It was all ASCII based (cause it was a BBS game), but you had to buy women and keep them healthy and such... :-D (The CSS Diligent) Heya. You're SCUM:o We don't associate with people who have []'s in their nicks. Because they screw up the greetingscript. Chris tried to add you and your []'s, and it KILLED HIM! I wish I hadn't invented that stupid language. And I wish George Washington hadn't invented English. Then I could speak to Tre in German. And you'd be like all "AHH! Why can't I speak German?" The InterNet is full of st00pid people who think that the fact that they watch B5 makes them intelligent. There are millions of B5 CZs, due to that fact. What I hate is when I leave my IRC client on overnight while downloading something, and I look back and there's always somebody who came in at like 6am on Wednesday morning demanding to know why nobody's talking... Because if you don't know what something in the US is called, there's a 90% chance that it's called Reverend Martin Luther King. For example... Mommy, what's that cereal I really like? Oh, I don't know... Reverend Martin Luther King? Yeah! Yeah, if you're a fireman, it's your job to die. The rain in spain falls lightly on the flat. We should mail Inty-wad-ulma about his A-10 post... Now, is it just me or do you see an unsettling trend away from Simulations in general by Origin? Anyway, I was really looking forward to firing that cannon on the front of the A-10. Oh well, another Origin disappointment. The article about it specifically said they were working on like SIX other sims, and the people from A-10 are going to go work on other sims. Inty-wad-ulma is a sesationalist loser. God dammit, Lanced.net's forum is annoying. Wow, that show with Chris in it is on USAm Oooh, Khris, Beth replied to you. CIC-Blue is nice because it sounds like "Arecebo", and that's where alien signals come from, nacth. "I had an awful boil, but I lanced.net'd it and now I'm better..." No, everything's a big text file. I'll send it to you soon. Then it will be a good birthday. Will we be able to do things like upgrade the links page? and the files page? It's not the 'next' Hellcat (as many people for some reason assume), it's the replacement for the Hellcat... F-109A (93), F-109S (117) & F-109B (125) Wow, YOU'RE MISSING PAGES:o My Gold Guide has a Gold picture on the back. Good as Gold? I n33d t0 r3s3t:( >>>>NOW<<<< Just as well, I didn't want a PeZ Ho in here anyway. Wow, I just hit 'Start', and then selected 'Shut Down', and them I turned my computer back on using the button. And when it got to my password screen, I typed my password. Then I turned on the ATI TV program, and set it to channel 13... And then I double clicked on mIRC. And when I logged on, I typed /msg nickserv identify password... and then I /joined #WingNut and #WCNews, except I typed WIngNut and WCNEws. Hades is the crayon-leader of South England. /play HadIsGay.log It didn't sound like he liked it. No, I need your address, though. The WCIV Guide will have Primate... Friendly but serious accurately describes Primate. He is determined to eradicate the menace and sees everything in terms of the effort against the Confederation. He's been training since he was six, and when the Kilrahti war ended he was only gettnig started. Now he's channeled his energies toward the Confederation Aggressors. He follows those who lead by example, not by "charisma". Tex came up through the ranks by being a skilled pilot and has always impressed the "brass" with his abilities. Personally, however, he struggles daily to improve, never being satisfied with his current accomplishments. His attitude makes him somewhat unpopular among the rank and file, as the other pilots feel defesnive about their own skills when he denigrates his own. Wow, StarVector SUCKS. No, but $58 says there's a woman someone on the WCUE team will never date named Shanon Marx. I think she's in like another episode. And you can't keep your stuff in an Armada Box, either. If I had any respect for you then, it's gone now. Wow, we've had 10,000 hits? Wow, mycineton sucks:( He's some AOLer. I slayed him Byydo-style. I slayed him Byydo-style. I'm not a playa, I just crush a lot. You've made an ass out of you and me! Wait, not me, you. It's like I know, but I don't. That happened to me too, once... an intense wave of gamma radiation hit me and I COMPLETELY forgot what happened in Secret Ops. I decided to go to the Internet too, once. Me, Blablar the Wise and the beautiful princess Treshar travelled seven days and fourteen nights heading towards the InterNet. But we never got there, because, hey. You're assuming because you don't know. You don't know because you didn't bother to read this thread, and you're wrong. Kevin Steinson, fictional college student taking a summer job in Origin's Q&A department, was so very distraught by you placing the blame for corporate descisions squarely on his shoulders that he jumped off of a building and killed himself and ruined a vintage in 1965 Mule. And that mule SHOULD have gone on to cure cancer! You should have told me you were doing that:( All I have to do is type 'hangup' and then 'dial', and it's instantaneous. Two Delances are not as good as none. No, I didn't know until somebody started talking about you reconnecting. Oh, the thing about gay DVD's is that you don't use a DVD player to play them. You can just put them on top of another DVD disc and they play. Oh, no, I have no morals. Especially when Locke is involved;) I haven't liked Locke ever since his whole agwc debacle... Locke is a brilliant programmer. But he does *NOT* understand UseNet etiquette. Trelane hasn't programmed LOAFSearch yet. We can send you the r33l b00k. HCl never made sense to you? HCl, Hydrogen Chloride... Hydrochlorid Acid....? Hehehehe, he makes that same revelation over and over and over and over and over What about our son????? He's not a boy. You should add the part about the baby. Because that was a good line. GOD DAMNIT IM NOT A FUCKIN COCK SUCKING GAY!!!!!~ But I have the business cards of some people who don't work for Origin any more... and... a picture of Samcat... and a two dollar bill... and some cards... and a picture of a Vaktoth... and a penny that got squashed to have a crab on it... Wow, Chris has a harem. We call you gay all the time, but she wasn't that hot in STar Wars. She was all scary, with the makeup and stuff. Wasn't Diablo made when she was like 10? Actually, Akkbar usually requires a pain in the ass (his or the partners) to bring him to climax. In the previous situation, Akkbar also has a 'hard drive'. So is Linux, but Linux can go fuck itself. There never is any conversation here. We use large SGI machines to simulate conversation. Maybe you've always been split off or something. really. I'm gonna slice that bastard. Well, yeah, but he emailed me from his mindspring account. This guy is the same sex-craving kiddie-porn loving X-wing player as we fended off before:( Oh, you're Spooky friend is an asshole, Chris. But there will be more single player games. None yet, but they issued a thing saying they would be doing more in the future. Everybody stopped talking, and he left for #Wing-Commander. I dont' think underage sex is illegal if you're underage. User ID History and E-mail Information for anlashoknab5 anlashoknab5 can be contacted via e-mail: alanchan@iname.com Brain is selling his End Run. Brain screwed up worse. He said End Run takes place in 2668. Why is he, though? Someday it'll be just you and I. :( Not you, Had. That depends, Had... When they find your bullet ridden corpse... perhaps your parents and maybe your brother will think that the price was high... But Chris will consider it cheap. Afterall, Senator Reid ALWAYS gets what he wants. Chris will naturally live in DC. BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE SENATORS LIVE. Did you see my flame yet? Megaron was a planet. I love you all, my Children. Only staff members and other people. EEEEEEK! What happened? SATIN! Yeah, what's that drug number? Akkbar would find a 99 fairly attractive... Although he's more familiar with 49ing... The four looks like a hand, right? God dammit, how long has this baseball game been in the 7th? * LOAF wants to see Eyes Wide Shut... for the plot. The InterNational Rule of the InterNet (ININ) is that spelling things wrong makes you right. Looks sort of like NAtalie Imbruglia, except with a chest. WE'RE ALL HERE. WE CAN DO THE THING WE DO! Byydo! Where do we go? I don't have anything better to do. Except I'm going to Busch Gardens next week. I'll bring something NEON. The Baltimore Oreos are our baseball team. hehehehe, lets take a Seti@home graphic... and mix it with a picture of Hitler... and then it'll be just like Contact. And I'll be that religious guy, and I'll have sex with Jodie Foster. You're lamer than a big... lame... Akkbar's into 49'ing. Yeah, the 4 looks like a hand, right? I've been REALLY great at insulting people there lately. LOAF: Now 60% less racist! Oh, her, yeah, she's a #Wing-Commander. I don't affiliate with them. SHE FLIES A HELICOPTER. How much closer to being a WC fan can you get? That was going to be a CIC poll, I don't remember why it wasn't. Oh, yeah, tre just knew. He has a poster. It has all 151 Pokemon, all 7 DragonBalls and all the Backstreet Boys. It could be worse. He could subscribe to eBay magazine. But *MY* opinion is the opinion of GOD, so it's not an OPINION, it's a FACT. The Jeffersons moved on up. They were pretty black. I'm pretty fly, for a LOAF-pie. Wow, the head of the air and space museum died:( I bet I know what that's in response to. Hurrah! Hurrah for Hadrian! I hate it when people compare things to other things. Comparing things is *JUST* like when you eat an apple and leave the core and go "it's the core, I don't eat that part". I don't think that made much sense, but I needed to make the comparison joke anyway... That sounds like a wonderful line from a wonderful song... Suicide is a type of homicide, Suicide is a type of homicide, Don'tcha know I love you baby! Suicide is a type of homicide! It'd be nice if Lanced.net were in Italy... then it could be Lanced.it Or if it were in the mythical country of Thiscountrycodestandsforsuckshard... then it could be Lanced.thiscountrycodestandsforsuckshard... They never look like the actually have something to update with. Like three updates ago, when their update was about random facts from World War II. Anyway, I didn't want to say it with Had around, but the graphics look good. Oh. You should, they're funny. Awww, you're actually disgusted by them? Hehehe, well if you really want to we can start a Starlancer site and beat them. Hehehe, they won't die on their own, whatever DA's plan for them is was decided long before they were actually made into a site. Just like Origin has a greater plan for us... But we're making light of the fact that they suck. Hits don't matter to them. (in that sense, at least, because Inty makes up his own hits, remember?. Anyway, I don't see whats wrong with them getting some credit with DA... not that they deserve it, but we can't have everything But it's not like it hurts us... But I digress, because I think Lanced.net (Official Slogan: "We get a quarter of our hits from the CIC") would be a good sentance. That's okay, if you don't want it done I won't do it. But that quote *WOULD* be cool to update with;) Hehehe, people like that sort of thing. And I'll spell their URL wrong. Or stick in a 'mailto:' at the front or something. Hmmm, what are you suggesting? Hmmm, so maybhaps I should figure out some sort of serious update... and stick that quote in it... Ahh! I'll credit them for that ATFW interview I wasn't going to update about but will now... That's good, because I really didn't have any other idea. No, he counts *ALL* of the pagehits. Every time somebody reloads the CZ, every subpage... all as one hitcount. He posted something about how he'd gotten thousands of hits daily and the game wasn't even out yet at agwc. And then Chris pointed out that he'd gotten like 10 hits and he went loco. Talked to him earlier... He's waiting for Them to call. Wait... you're a lawyer... Delance is a lawyer... you'll defend copyright violation... people are always wanting to copy Secret Ops... I think I see the makings of a VERY SPECIAL alt.games.wing-commander after school special! Yes, apparently somebody in #wing-commander on DAL had a vasectomie and talked about it a bit TOO much... Oh, that reminds me, the WCA-RPG is going to break away from the Aces. Which further dooms them... Hmmm, people keep asking about the encyclopedia and the timeline. I should post saying that they're definately going to be ready so I can't weasel out at the last minute. Yes, definately. I know you're nervous Hehehe, they'll be ready. Hehehe, UT isn't going to be that much of a change. I'll be able to transfer files faster, and I'll be able to visit Origin to see Privateer Online in the works more easily. Just 13 hours. Hehehe, 13 hours a week, not a day. 12 is the lower you can have... 20 is the highest, I think. Yeah. And most of them are in the morning anyway. and I *PROMISE* I'll beat the crap out if Inty if he ever visits Austin. It'll be good, I'll be happy again. You could drive a little TacoMobile and pick up stray balls from the ballroom.... Yeah. An all cheese burrito would be cooler, though. Because it'd be soft. What the is up with these popsicle commercials? "Eyes Wide Shut. Stanley Kubricks final movie. Starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. AND THE LAST TWO HAVE SEX A LOT IN THE MOVIE." would be a better ad campaign. Well, I thought about the army... Do you HAVE a giant iron? Well, I thought about the Mobile Infantry. Say something with "Zygoma Beach" in it. Very very few of their updates have anything to do with Starlancer. I like the other site... Hehe, the TCS Washington is a carrier. Doomsday was assigned there as a Rapier squadron CO... How do you spell referrals? I dunno, one of the people on that list I don't mind so much... Really, what is Psych talking about? Yeah, Wizzy's site. Wizzy mixed them up. Ahhh, don't bug me about spelling. No, it's more like notepad on vitamins, it doesn't do like word stuff. Hehehehehe, yeah, they take themselves very seriously for a group that doesn't take themselves seriously. Hmmm, what were the lyrics for the music video version of Uncle Fucka? Yeah... we've been getting... about 1100 unique hits a day? Is that right Chris? I mean, like, SuperWTF? It's not in dev right no:/ They're working on Privateer Online. * LOAF puts on the mask of Zorro Yeah. They tried WCOL, but it didn't work out... so they're doing just Privateer. Yeah... well, there's a new novel coming out in a month, I'm most excited about that. It's for egotistical SOB's who want to look kewl to computer people. WCOL would have been with you serving for Confed or th Kilrathi as well as being a Privateer I have Red Hat... I think... Gene Tang is impossible:( "And what of the allied pilot who has caused us so much trouble?" "The fools blame HIM for the loss of the Arizona! He will never fly a fighter again..." "Excellent, without him, Washington DC itself shall be in our hands..." You do so use my jokes. Like how sometimes I add 'Knight' after my name for fun. I've never done it before, but I was going to in the future if I'd thought of it and if it were actually funny. Hehehe, I apologized to that KKKNJ guy, and he didn't even bother to reply, I don't feel bad about hating him now. OH MY GOD! GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF! How do they look? Great great or Jibbo's Sitting Next to me Great? I don't think I could possibly run a site that's title is "G-A" something. Oh, the tangled web we weave... Exactly, but we incited it... Now they're going to beat up a kindly old man and his mean little boy. And I couldn't be happier! What an odd bit of e-mail. Anything that starts off "Here goes Chris!" is odd. Want me to put it in the queue? I've got a few updates for tomorrow already. I just need those pictures from Private Hadryan. Because he said that he'd have his Digital Camera tonight. I'm going to gun people down from that UT Tower and get on the news. Pingo Pango Pongo. Here goes Chris! We're having trouble with LOAF: The Movie, though. Casting difficulities. He calls himself Trash-Can, what do you expect? The Book is available in full. You just have to !LOAF a lot. I spoke to an old friend of mine a while ago, he's trying to do a Kilrathi campaign for WCP... And it just so happens that he's come into posession of a copy of MED... Johnny, but I digress... info@showscan.net -- why haven't we ever tried that? Lanced.net dissed us. No, for the Ride People I've tried to respond in a silly manner. But they wouldn't stop, so we just started insulting them today instead of just responding. Dash it, I'm tired of waiting for my dorm info. I need to know where to have my copy of Pilgrim Stars sent. You poor soul, you must have shown interest:( JA2 may be a great game... BUT YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING AROUND PSYCH FOR RISK OF death! We're not scrubs out here.... |? Oh, okay, well Delance didn't tell me this, kay? http://members.xoom.com/EagleSecret/ Tis FREAKY-WEIRD But Delance didn't tell us about it. It's moreover hilarious. It's a cult of personality. I don't know what a cult of personality is, but I'm betting it's this. It's very sick, these are sick people. THey're not WingNuts, they're... ewww, I don't know. It's way sicker than my Xoom site. Sarah Michelle Geller and TV's Felicity going at it for like six hours? Erm... but the official story must be that Tracer gave it to us. Now... this cannot get back to us... So the story must be that Psych found it? No, I've invited him here. Psych will, he'll notice the notice. Turn off your logging device... Now... every once in a while, don't mind how, we come into certain pieces of information... Certain pieces of information which, if delivered to the proper hands can... cause cool stuff to happen. However, it is also a given that such information should not be traced back to us... We have discovered... a certain site... that we believe the TC would do great things with... However, we don't want anyone to know that we gave it to them It's the sort of thing they could... have a lot of fun with. But we want you to give Mav this URL... and tell him that you found it accidently. It will make you look good to have found it. http://members.xoom.com/EagleSecret/ It's a strange bit of the #Wing-Commander Eagle-cult, exhibited in this secret web page. Which youn found accidently. Because such things cannot be traced back to us, for our sources would know they were comprimised. Hehehehe... it's not a well designed page, it's very slow. Did you try to go into their channel? Are they measuring hits? Mabye they saw all the hits... Anyway, I'm sure you'll find something constructive to do with this information... One of them is. VERY scary. You just *KNOW* they won't find that body... Hehehehe, I'm worried enough that you'll kick my ass in Austin... Oh, that password's been there for a while. Wow, the killfile really works in cgspies Like... hmmm... who do we know in #W-C who supports our cause? Or we just send it to somebody real. No, not Delance... I don't trust him entirely... Maybe we could actually send the book along... with propaganda added. Hehehehe, or just get it and send it directly to Eagle now. Or maybe we should just make our own book. You'd have to go to A&M, though:( A&M is like the opposite of UT, apparently. At least according to David Swofford... Wow, I think I'm gonna beat my posting record on Friday. David Swofford went to A&M:( Chris should prolly deal with him from now on. Well, I want to see them, and I'm updating. Five updates, in the chute! Nah. I didn't say anythign bad. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! WHY?????????? Oh, not why to you, it never fails, I update and then I get more news in the mail. Hey Chris, check the cic. I just finished my update for today... Now I can relax. And it *SUCKS HARD ASS* NOW GO WIN THE FUCKING CONTEST, BEOTCH! Fan projects are unusually common these days. Yes, there are still fans:P Rock is a jerk. Captain Johnny is doing a similar addon... that'll be good, if he ever finishes it. I'm moving to Texas in... 28 days? Something like that. Hehehe, Johnny still has MED, so it'll be good. Hehehehe, MED is Origin's internal Mission EDitor. It's like FRED except really really complex and with a less stupid, more boring name. Hehehe, the Pokemon commercials are SOO MEAN. There's one where they squash a bus full of Pokemon to make Pokemon Gameboy... And they squash a pile of them with a pinball table to make Pokemon Pinball. We killed of *THAT* conversation. Well, that too, but it's time for me to go to bed. God? God is the biggest bitch of them all. Had has Hadux, and he got it at 777 Had Way. Which is in Hadville. Wow, she could play Hunter. Byydo is dull and I'm responsible. We're a comic duo. We play lounges and such... Say something dull, Byydo. And we should always recycle, to protect the environment! Goodnight, Godbless and... I don't know, something else that starts with G. Gag on some soup. Hehehehe, those people are stupid... Their catalog was like that. It used to say Kilrathi in some places and Kelrathai in others, but they've 'corrected' it... But I want to get those masks, because I think it'd be cool to get all the movie stuff and take a big picture of it. Yeah... I should get a job... We can order them in bulk for less, but we have to spend more than 200. Yeah, the jobs we can get at this age are terribly sucky. I'll at the very least steal C&C2. Oh, I had an odd CIC related dream. We were on Leno talking about the CIC and he yelled at me and they cut our part... I probably shouldn't watch Leno again, because he was so mean to me. Well, I got up a few hours ago to watch the news, but I just re-got-up. I updated my web site this morning, too. http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/klhfan/index.html I killfiled everybody involved on those DKS wars and now cgspi is nice and.... agwc3y... Wow, that sucks. I haven't had any problems yet... Hey Hades, we got to promote the CIC on Leno. But he was mean and kicked me off. Actually Intywad just sent me 'news'... If I load my TV program, which is 'always on top'... and I load replayer, which is 'always on top'... Which one wins? I use both for porn-related activities. * Bandit_LOAF gives Trelane a crossbow. Use it well. Because, hey, there's no such thing as a night bagel. I once ran into ex-Erols people at the mall talking about how easy it was to break into Erols. When I go on LOAF's Merry Road Trip, all I'm eating is Steak Bagels and pizza with cheese in the crust. Had looks like a Dolosian. Hurrah! DAMMIT! I've traded :~('s for the word hurrah! I wish I could get rid of everything except the You can Kilrathi Saga my Action Stations. (KS my AS) What was Chris' good WC joke? WOw, that was a good joke. I'm glad there was no storm here, Skyfox wouldn't have been able to fly. Okay... a few things... o The yellow tubes coming out of his crotch? o Why does that woman look just like him? o What's that part at the top with the white goo on his face? o Did he graduate in Hawaii? I think the yellow tubes are the gayest part, though. !LOAFSearch Kremlin That's way freaky. !LOAFSearch As you like it !LOAFSearch There are units smaller than minutes on my counter... This is the most brilliant thing ever. Byyd's hilarious So it'll play the first quote, then the second, then the third, then the fourth. Chris: I can't find that post about the movie in England. Hmmmm... the book doesn't have nicks, so it won't be as bad as it was for you. Chris: the problem with the script was that when you search for Akkbar it had to go through hundreds of Akkbar introduced phrases. I guess I should say more about Honeycomb. Erm, well you know what I mean. What would I never say? Wow, thankyou And I'm a wonderful man... !LOAFSearch brock I've been wearing these pyjamas for days:~( What if you reverse the speed of the universe? Yeah, way to go, Tre, making an evil program. Wow, The Pug just came in. How goes it? We're all bored... It'd be nice if we could !LOAFSearch from #WCNews and have it be pasted here. That mission is a pain in the Action Stations... You know, I often have only a minute or so to go from visiting with my Friends to being in South Korea... You can sit outside a small capship for quite a while without actually getting hurt. Where are you, anyway? Who are you? Like Canadian armor except rechargable? No one likes Epees. Although they look nice. I don't like the particle/mass driver combo on the Saber. THe WC2 manuals all talk about the particle being like a long range neutron gun, but it really isn't. Hehehe. The BEARCAT is a pain to aim with. Nice all purpose ship... there was no good mission for them in WC4, admittably. Hellcat's don't have three torpedoes... These headphones are cool. They have a little bendy microphone in front, and I folded it into my mouth so I can hear myself breathing... Wow, I hope she doesn't ask about JA2. Psych will never realize that. It's a script... it's stuff I've said. Yeah, the problem is that there's probably all this embarassing stuff I've said when I didn't like you people. Most of them aren't funny:~( Hehehehe, it's full of facts AND exciting information. Hey, I believe you, but the book doesn't. And the book is law. Now, now, play nice children. And by children I mean Mav_^. I don't usually spell your name right. NONE MAY KNOW You've seen my head before:P When I was younger I once got stopped by the police because they thought I'd been buying cigarettes... Erm, but what they thought were cigarettes were WC:CCG starters. My theory is that crap tastes good. I mean, I'm not about to TEST this theory, but doesn't the body take everythign *EXCEPT* the delicious parts out? But what if shit tastes good. Then tasting like shit would be a good thing. As in "Wow, mom, this dinner really tastes like shit!" Because it'll crash you s00n... Hehehe... uhm... that's... a thing I was doing... Mayhaps you should disable it? Yeah, whenever there's something there's a lot of in it, it makes Chris pause. I meant to post an amusing WC1 quote:~( Oh, they seem to *always* call the Rapiers the 'new Rapiers' . Nah, they're Rapier II's, they're very new. It's just nice how they bothered to make a distinction in WC1... Some guy tried it on several VCRs;0 Betcha he doesn't know what a Dorkir is. Hehe, I'm pretty sure its you. Oh, that reminds me, I saw your long lost family at the grocery store earlier. He's on ICQ and not here soemtimes. Scarier than *MY* picture:(? No, Byydo's a crackwhore, there's a difference. Yeah, Byydo would have liked that. Except I don't want search engines to be able to find it. Hmmm, that's a good idea, Khris. I can be a CIC Affiliate. And yet he still fries. Oh, that's the Wyeller Dome, Marina Complex 1A. Because it's hip to be Linux. Shut up, Gene. I like how WC killed off all the minorities. Since EA is working on Privateer Online... I don't see how they're not listening to us. Unless you want them to magically create games instantly. Sarah Michelle Gellar playing with Winona Ryder. I thought it was cool. I'm going to say that to lots of people. Erm, but I thought it was funny. Lanced.net is lame.ass. Really? That's what they did to the Lanced.net people. WHat'd they offer you? Want to write an expose? Are you lying about being doped up on truth serums? Wow, that's what they offered Lanced.net. I'm a sexual man, baby. I guess I've never said Anus. But Starlancer is in beta now, and I don't think Lanced.net has it yet... Yeah... very sad. At least Origin didn't employ anybody to get a WC site set up for them... Yeah. That's like Bill Gates asking you to do a Starlancer site. Hey, I'm all about twat. I asked a girl with how many she had gone to bed, and she understood with how many she had made out.. so she went like 1,2,3,4,5, lost my count and I when WTF?? Hehehehehehe then I explained now she won't talk to me!!!! Why the hell are you asking a girl how many guys she's fucked? well, if I'm going in, I want to know how many went before don't you americans ask about people's sexual history? We'll be an exmaple, if you want. We can blow the lid off the industry. We have UseNet posts of Lanced.net bragging about how they're employed by DA, too. We'll be net.heroes, lets do it. Chris probably has the log where we suck Neil Young's It'd be neat if we could freak people out by flooding channels with quotes about them. Hehehehe, kill it... Being gay isn't a 'choice', it's just something that happens to people. Eagle is *always* gay. Neil was the guy who made sure WC didn't get cancelled after Prophecy. Eagle = Berdos! I fucking hate you, Eagle Tre fucking rules! Yes, ace, we all have to get linux. So basically... What we want to do... Is install Linux... And then install a Windows emulator... And when we set up that Windows emulator, all we'll probably actually do is install a Gameboy Emulator and play Pokemon. I'm never watching Leno again. He's nowhere near as nice on TV as he is in real life. Oh, it was a dream, but it was photorealistic. Chris remembers, he was there. I've been having strange dreams lately:( When he leaves, we shall mourn his passing with a funeral. No, Byydo's a crack *WHORE*, there's a difference... I can't wait till Gene Roddenberry's Microsoft Windows 2000 comes out... The new book won't be out for a month. I dunno, they let me get WC books quickly. That's a script. He didn't really say that. Dammit, I know that one is in there. Kittens give Morbo gas. !LOAFSearch private dick Maybe you should get a new phone line... Set up a second computer... And make it the LOAFServer. And it can do all the quotes and such. Yes. I want to see it... for the plot. I do, but it's nto interesting enough for The Book. That was before the whole Tarzan mastrubation thing, too. I was *BEFORE THE HYPE*, I was screwing around with Tarzan's long BEFORE THE RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS. You know, the Tarzan toy that moved its arms like it was jerking off. I just realized... that email I asked you to send? I think the reason it didn't send the first time was because I said .net instead of .com . Because I'm an idiot, possibly. I fixed that already. Dash. Maybe I meant .net. Lemme look it up again... No, I meant.com, hmmm, it's right here on the catalog... You're not going to go see EWS tomorrow:(? Nicole Kidman has a really great pair of plots. Erm, seriously, I've probably photocopied every book I've read since 10th grade, mainly because I can't see well enough to read them at their normal size. If you're going to bitch about that, I shall award you a preliminary fuck you. I *WAS* going to go eat lunch... But then I got into some blue stuff, and I'm working on that now. People haven't really come to an agreement on that one... it's been everything from offensive to the French to orientals... But it's not *REALLY* offensive to anybody, it's just notable to several people who work for Newsweek orsomething. Hey Samcatt, want to go see Eyes Wide Shut? For the plot? Wow, I haven't gotten a comp.whatever.space-sim post all day. I killfiled everyone who posts to those BC3K flamewars, though. Spirit is 1st Lt. Tanaka, right? Even though the names are reversed? Hmmm, I still find it very disturbing that Bob Hope won't retire for another 155 years. Hehehe, just buy an area 4 and crack it. That's what I did! Except without the area 4, and without the cracking. I don't know what sepll deferens is, it may be teleport. I don't want you to hurt the baby!:~( Yeah, CIC members don't need to fight... Which is why very few people are invited to be CIC staff members. Hey Hades, Kris Vanhecke says he already got his WC dvd... Hehehe, he ordered five days ago. DVDBoxOffice has a distribution place in the UK, he says. I'm going to go see Eyes Wide Shut... For the plot... But I did see Eyes Wide Shut and find some cold pizza in a car. All in all, a satisfying evening. Hehehe, it was really good... but not in the h0t seks kind of good, in the 'wow, that's a good movie' kind of good... No, you can't see penis Hehehe, the only problem was that the audience sucked high levels of ass... I personally outgrew the 'Hahahahahaahaha! A BAD WORD!' thing in 3rd grade, I believe... Anyway, I don't know where the pizza came from (the box just said 'Pizza' on it), but it was pretty dashed good... Hehehe, my dads. Samcat(tm) and I ran into him and Bee_Czar at the theater and I went home with them. And there was a pizza in the back seat. You have bad ass vooodo skillz:~( At least you're using them for good, I guess. I feel all warm and fuzzy. I have a fuzzy shirt on. Hmmmm... you know... Pokemon is a lot like cock fighting... The same Byydo who masterminded the iceberg plan to sink the Titanic. Here's an Idea for the Next WC offical game series. How about this you are Kilrathi pilot fighting the scum of Confed and you work your way up through the ranks of the Kiltrathi command and you get honors from Thrakoff and the Emporer. what do you think cool or not. Weeeelll, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and thrakoff... Looks like there's good stuff to update today, I think it'll break my record. Yeah. Nothing important, but there's enough to beat 107... The index is delayed by like an hour. Hehehe, it's not really a $1 End Run, is it? I'm gonna set up my 3DO with my TV card so I can play on my computer... Next week, actually, to get shots for the encyclopedia. It's nice and cool in the northeast, I'm in the southeast Yeah, lets do that. I'm talking about coke too. Hey guys! I have an dope idea! Lets go to Wizzy's message board and talk about Wizzy! Yay! In fact, here they've almost all shifted to a serve yourself policy... but before that they gave refills if you asked. Ineed. That's what school is like in the US. You should move here, Hades. Hmmm, I should put the Peanut Suicide pictures on AHCZ... There, posted to the driving tickets thread. If you wait until you're legally old enough to do so, you'll probably stop getting tickets for 'driving'. ace was having that party... He probably went to that. WC4 had nukes... Because the Princess Diana thing was at like 3am. Anything's exciting at 3AM. Hehehe, I got about 12 of those. I want people to stop sending them. Conspiracy people supersuck. Heyy Johnny... you didn't per chance... archive... any ship spec data you might have had? Like... I dunno, I seem to recall you having ship specifications from WCIV or WCP... a while ago... Oh, just... thinking that such information might be usefull... Yeah, she wouldn't go out with me either... Sooo, if you happen to have any capship lengths from the later games... . Erm, we're doing a ship database for the CIC's birthday... Both, actually. Chris and Hades are doing a game-based ship database, and I'm doing a fictional database... Oh, note to Trelane, make it so it just works with ops... Hey Had, what's Johnny's current email address? Don't you send him status reports? Where do you send those? This *IS* how such a situation should be handled. Whatshisname isn't a civilian, he's the son of the president. Hehehe, the secret service watch ex-presidents, don't they? Hmmm, I'm gonna explain WC speeds on the newsgroup, brb. Yeah, bootleg hotdogs... I went to a baseball(tm) game, and hotdogs cost like a third as much outside. I guess Chris is here... DO NOT LOAFSEARCH LOAF! IT KILLS CHRIS! Parade magazine called me 'hilarious'. Except they spelled it wrong and called me 'Princess Diana'. And instead of hilarious it was about how I died in a car accident. I'm not-so-sanitry right now, it was frickin hot at the baseball(tm) game and Ihaven't washed since... Wow, that sounds like Intywadulumu. I was sort of avoiding this thread, because I hate explaining it, but I figure I should once for the record... Wing Commander I & II get the measurements exactly right. When you target a nav bouy, the distance given is in kilometers... but during a dogfight the number is in meters. This isn't just me rambling, the designations 'km' and 'm' are given in the earlier games (WC1, WC2, WCA and possibly Privateer). Later days just give a number, and it should be assumed that the same system is in order... It's been noted in the manuals that the speeds given in Wing Commander are KPS relative... if my Ferret is moving in a straight line in deep space, idly picking up hydrogen in its scoops, then it's conceivable that I can move at 500 kilometers per second actual. However, if I've targeted a capital ship, or am doing any sort of maneuvering, I'm actually moving much slower (because of the fact that it will take fuel to change my direction, or in the case of capital ships because there's no external fuel for me to pick up). Plus, although my ship may be able to move at thousands of kilometers per second, *I* cannot concievably react in combat at that speed... so speeds during combat are in meters per second or faster. A good example of such is the atmosphere missions in Wing III and IV. My ship is *NOT* travelling at 500 km per second through Kilrah's atmosphere, but rather an equivalent speed that will feel the same to the pilot as the actual 500 km per second did in a straight line... etc, etc. Oh, Johnny said he'd send me some missing ship specs, I listed a bunch that I need... I figure yall need them too... Did you see my fan art contest idea? Shit, that's good. http://www.earth-netone.com/PeterTelep/pilgrimstarpt.jpg The aces-fighter one sucks, but the current one is nice. Nah, I don't care that much. Unless they pick the Ace's one. It's a 'fan' site for Starlancer/Freelancer that Microsoft set up. Microsoft offered them betas and such in exchange to set up a site... We were *TRYING* to joke around, but stupid people didn't see that, so we stopped. You're one of those stupid people, apparently. Well, it was fairly obvious. He's a shell of a man, now, though:( You know, no matter how well you teach Anokiiwin, he's going to end up being Darth Vader anyway. Dalekkk is a kkkultured kkkanadian, and he probably doesn't kkkare:~( He's an egotistical-superjerk like rock. You've been looking for an excuse to cremate something all week. Although I've gotten a lot of mail addressed to me this week... I wish that would stop happening Official Nut-O-Meter: Hades is 2 years in the past. Star-Wars Suck-O-Meter: HIGH I... like... O-meters... if I were Irish, my name would be O'Meter. Yope, yope, I'm so dope! Wow, that sucks. WHen Henry Ford couldn't find a car, he invented one. In fact, up to several thousand, so I was thinking maybe you could make one variable date. And attach to eachother so I can make 2654 or 2313 or whatever. Or if you want, the timeline goes from like -30 millino years ago until 3000 years from now... so if you want, you can just make thousands of different years. Wow, I probably wouldn't give it to you, though. make them look WC...hmm And they should be about as high as a banner ad. Hmmm, make them higher, 75 pixels. Andorrans aren't real, like Leprachauns and the elderly. No, I think it's the newest one, it's like them as teenagers (Ambigua-boys) I hate the entire concept of dividing history by wars, though. But it was like the background about JKF Jr., I'm hoping they rerun it tomorrow. Why don't you travel to the edge of the solar system, and grab me a copy of the ten o'clock news when it reaches there? Chris, re: conversation with Delance, do you *actually* want Steltek specs or are you just messing up Delance? Steltek Gun Range: 3995 m Damage: 10 cm Refire: .45 s Energy: 10 GJ Abuse: High Boosted Steltek Gun Damage: 19 cm Refire: .37 s Energy: 8 GJ Abuse: Very High Yeah, the Steltek gun isn't really that great, the only thing about it is that it has the ability to destroy the Steltek Drone. Anyway, I think I'll spend a few days away from the newsgroup, maybe it'll chance a bit... Oh, that's not just Niven, it's also a base on Ghorah Khar. Yeah, it's getting kind of long... You're not old enough to buy... scones... either... AND YET YOU STILL DO! Hey, Hades, you noticed that I'd updated earlier, right? Wow, that CIC banner thing has some cool banners in it. Anyway, now that he's presumed dead, I've put in my application for sexiest man in america... Hehehe, he probably just flew away to some deserted island and threw luggage out the window to make them think he was dead. The Peter Telep Webmaster guy is a bit loopy. The man who invented Linux must be rolling over in his grave. Linus from Peanuts, right? Yep. That blanket represented open source ideology, apparently. I'm an oreologist, not a professer of hot-dogery, dammit! I could eat an entire cow made of burrito material. Naked monopoly. I guess we're not dope enough for Wizzy:( What's up, peoples? I mean, until Sarah Michelle Geller makes the move into pr0n, I can't imagine a better movie being made... Oh, yeah, and I'll do that amusing update... I've got more from that Richard Bowden guy, too, he creeps me out. So that's... 2 updates... anything else? Man, I can't wait till we start getting stuff on Privateer Online... Wait, it got announced right after WCIV, I believe... Erm, but before that there was lots of info about it. Erm, and during the test there's going to be more news than we can handle:O Yeah. But usually you post more than 16 messages per day. Well, hopefully the newsgroup will get a bit more interesting soon. Yeah. SX is better... Gene was bad yesterday, I just ignored him. Yeah, I'm sort of hoping he won't come back. Hmmm... oh, I have an idea, go buy it. Well, once Hades, Chris and I get UO working... Hmmm... what should TOlwyn have been right to do? Had, stop making excuse. Go get UO. I don't want to listen to you complain about how UO doesn't work until you get UO. Well, the highly anticipated poll results are in: apparently 40.69 % of people firmly believe that Tolwyn was wrong to rescue the Tarawa in End Run... Hades isn't giving you UO. You should go buy UO. Mustn't strangle... Hadrian... until he teaches how to make polls ourselves... Hehehehe, Freebirth had a long non sensicle rant about how you'd erased his last non sensicle rant Sooo I banned his ass. THAT IS A PERSON I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH BUT COMPLETELY RESPECT! He's utterly wrong, but I like him or her. If i lived in Venice, I'd pee out the window every day. Oh, I went to Venice too, which was in Italy, it rocked. Blair Witch Project is about the county I live in. Like Byydo's dick. Oh, since JKFJr is dead, I'm officially announcing that I'm the sexiest man in America. You're a regular Kevin Sporsticke... END, END DAMN YOU ALLY MCBEAL. Akky McBar, WCHS. Delance is a lawyer, too. Just like Ally McBeal. Delance has more meat, though. I LIKE CAPITAL LETTERS A LOT. I haven't watched *ANY* of them on DVD yet, actually:( If I find a used one, I'm not selling it:( I should go to the air and space museum and ask about Kerri-Lee. OR MAYBE IT'LL BE KERRI LEE:~( I could have her picture tatooed on me and streak. Hey Byyd, want to go to the Air and Space museum with me? We can get on the news... Ben reminds me of me. Because I have a shirt like that. Yeah, it knows where I live. Teach him to base a book on me. Chris. Chris will be your sex friend. Chris, do whatever he tells you to. Because you're being hadrionic:( Wow, the news said 'defecated'. A kid 'defecated in the pool' and killed someone. As in "Over the Kerri-lee for the traffic, she's got great breasts..." It has to be in the closed caption, though. But I usually turn them off so I can see reporters breasts. Wow, they said 'fecal contamination'. Wow, Wizzy did a good job. But Had can beat him. #Gothic is a really boring place where sex hungry teenagers can vent their frustrations. Hehehe, WC was the best movie ever, though, I don't see why it's on there. Wow, the new shuttle commander is h0t. Actually, that Tetris movie was pretty bad. Street Fighter was kind of like Apocalypse Now! for people who aren't good at comparing things. I can't find Tang's porn posts:( I'd rather be remembered for being LOAF rather than the character I played all those years on 'Bob's Garage'. Did Tang have an older email address? Is it pronounced 'Bay-en' or 'Bane'? Anybody know his name in 1996? Yeah... she's usually on the morning news... but sometimes she's on at night... Onion rings are okay, if you take the onion part out and just eat the ring. I'll be hanging out with a friend I met in a bar in boston in an hour. In an hour and a half I'll go to the bar. My Friend Monica is worried about how she'll never meet anybody. I always thought it promoted underage sex. DEL! You f00l! Forstchen didn't write the WCIV novel! Well, my Friends have left, I'm going to Korea... There's nothing fun about war, Had. Hmmm, that was mean. Undue that. We can't fricking hate everyone. If you want to ban him, wait for him to leave and then ban him. But lets be nice to him for now, he's not a bad person. And unakick him too, so we can let him back in. But he's not *THAT* bad. He's an okay guy. But he's not on the NG right now. He's being good. But he thinks he belongs here, so lets not be mean to him outright. Lets just ban him after he leaves tonight... That works too. And it's less mean. Why'd you take Delance off the +V script? He's sobbing. I'm sure he's gotten the point by now:P Oh. Well, I'm not *HAPPY*, but I'm okay Erm, but I dunno why I'm defending Pang. agwc is a bit of a mess right now. Mmmkay, thanks. I was just tired of Delance harassing me about the list. I was not planning to send more msgs, you can just close the window Oh, it'll be fine, very exciting. You ever think about doing a convention again? I did stop posting the Dragon thing b4 that How's non-WC stuff? I'll probably be living in Austin. I haven't gotten my dorm info yet:/ Yeah. I've got to get all my stuff ready... FOX GOES APE THIS CHRISTMAS.... No specifics just yet, but 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment will release the highly anticipated box set of "The Planet of the Apes" films on DVD in time for Christmas, including the documentary "Beyond the Planet of the Apes" narrated and hosted by Roddy McDowell. More details when they arrive.... I'm leaving most of my stuff here for now... once I get an apartment I'll bring all my important stuff down. Which won't be till like next year. How's Green coming? The docs are wrong, but the specs in the multiplayer ship changing thing are right. Hades did a bad bad thing. Trelane's a wonderful man... and a klan member Trelane is wonderful in bed with other men. There are now 14 episodes of MASH on every day. Wow, they said 'Sol Sector' on MASH. Actually I think they said Seoul Sector, but it sounded the same. Wow, they probably blame us. Who was the attacker? More than Lanced.net has gotten total? As far as how big the universe is...i'll go as far to say double the size of privateer at least. But thats just a guess. My theory is: Chris Roberts is making everything bigger and better than privateer, so the universe prolly is included. Quality journalism, at Lanced.net Well, for the first time in American history. The Russians have had female mission commanders since the 60s... It's pretty much the same as all those tv shows that are just like it. The episode of MASH that's the same as the live episode of ER except good... You're a Canadrian, you can't ahve the NASA channel. I was laughing non stop for their 638 hour marathon of people sitting in mission control testing things. Also, I HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE. . Oh, yeah, that is so great!!!!! Shut up, Gene. I find the soothing sounds of tribbles fascinating. Oh, I was really bored and tired of typing up WC1 mission descriptions, so I noticed that you can reverse the pictures at bootprint.com to read stuff. Maybe... I'm just wondering how he is and such... I haven't talked to him since the movie came out... How did he take the movie? Will he be able to do more film stuff in the future? Hehehe, understandable, they're keeping that one well hidden... Chris *HAS* the numbers... (I gave him the specs for the Steltek and Boosted Steltek guns yesterday, IIRC), what he's trying to prove is that *DELANCE* doesn't know what he's saying when he claims that the Steltek Gun does less damage than the weapons in WCP... The Neutron Star from Neutron Star is a Neutron Star. None the less, SX GLORY SUX! http://www.earth-netone.com/mpeiniger.htm At least that one has a ship that exists for Pilgrim Stars. MCammer: Just wanted to say thanx for all the good advice on CIC & WC newsgroup Wow, I thought MC Hammer had faded into obscurity after the late 80s/early 90s. I don't even know what you're talking about, so I'll say SIX. Because SIX sounds like SEX and SEX sells, so SIX must sell too. And the question is... "What year did 1984 take place?" Ahh... never heard of it... but I don't have an AIW, I have an AIW128 Erm, the Broadsword has four torpedoes in underwing racks on the wings, and four FF's under the fuselage. Didn't you notice that day Boston smelled funny, Byyd? No, you ARE Byydo. Wow, that's the sort of thing I can tell my grandchildren. If my grandchildren are freaks who enjoy hearing about really really boring things, that is. Byydo, you're fucking high. Oh, and now I'm going to have to buy Hanes underwear *AND* Diet Doctor Pepper. One of them tastes more like regular, but I'm not sure which. I guess we should have a funeral for Brain. I wonder how he'll use that 21 dollars. If he were here, he'd tell us. A lot. Heh, I've been accused of being in a trenchcoat mafia. Probably because of the trenchcoat. And the semi-automatic weapons. And the pipebombs. No, I was worshipping Hitler before Hiter-Worshipping was cool. Well, agwc got its money worth from you today... * Bandit_LOAF mixes a sniper rifle with SX Glory. Wow, this movie with the woman from StarShip Troopers looks h0t. And I've been wearing these clothes for like two weeks, and I don't really want to have to change. Actually, that's not true. They're not clothes, they're pyjamas. Stop drying to show off your /quit. Yeah. And if I were Felicity I'd have seks with more than just that one guy. HReid Did Ricki Lake just talk to you? What should it ahve been:(? I saved Doomsdays name, BTW... that's the most exciting thing I ever did... Put it at the YOPE! zone. Wow, is Noel going to have sex with the artist guy to get back at Felicity? Wizzy's gay ass chat zone. You should make a LOAFScript. It can be for idiots who want to be like me. Hehehe, WIzzy is just very insecure. And gay. My license plate holder says "LOAF Doesn't Have a Car" Oh, be nice to eachother, people. Tre, they're real, and they're fantastic. Hey, we're all together. Except whatshisface. Nut-Boy. Oh Chris... so innocent... so pure... in but a short time Tre will be able to both watch TV and IRC... WITHOUT AVERTING HIS EYES! Unlmited Eggplants. You *LIKE* the idea of unlimited eggplants? You must be from Oklahoma... Oh, I have been getting a *LOT* of mail from stupid people complaining about the poll last week. Furrowing their stupid brows, not vaugely understanding that I was kidding. Wing Commander isn't a game, it's a way of life. What evil deeds plot we? Oh God, not another virtual Dildo... It's like they took a bunch of oft bandied around references and decided that it'd be intelligent and witty if they stuck them together. Oh, come on, 1994 was a better time on the InterNet! I used AOL to get porn years ago. I dunno... life can be awful, but it's not like there's something better. Now, now, we humans are gifted with consciousness, which basically amounts to the ability to chose not to reproduce. Hmmm, what would non-existance be ? I personally believe that when we die there isn't anything else... Life is a lot of suffering, but I don't think it's that bleak... There are times when I feel good, and I think that it's worth it for those times. Even if I'm decieving myself. I suppose in a perfect world the point of life is to enjoy yourself and then to die. But we have these silly morals and egos and laws that prevent us from doing that... it's an escape from pain. I mean, it'd be great if I could just sit here and insult everybody who isn't me. It'd feel great. Hmmm, we could, but since we're too late on both of those we should prolly wait till the next thing. Nah, I have a few updates already for tomorrow. All these religious groups and people who want nothing to do with religious groups seem to think that there's something better ahead. But what if this is all there is? And is there any reason to think that there's some fairness in the universe? Being trapped would imply that there was something to escape to. But there isn't, and that's the reason it's so damned unfair. I don't think there's any reason to believe there's something greater. I don't see any reason to think that this is great, but the simple fact that everything else is unfair would indicate that it's not going to get better... But nonexistance is just a concept people can point to when they don't think that existance is good. But if human pain is nothing then you wouldn't be so gung ho about pointing to nonexistance as something better. Hehehe, and what if there is something greater? Then the jokes on whoever kills themselves I'm satisfied believing that there's no point to existing, so however I feel or whatever I do is okay. There's no reason to do anything, so whatever you do is what you want to do. or what you choose to do. I'm a Warrior/Mage, but I've increased my fishing skills lately. Also, please insert a joke about 'Fag Newtons' here, the cookie that's fruit and cake. OH COME ON, THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Well, laugh at it now, it's still just as hilarious. A qualified urologist can fix that right up for you. Hehehehe, *EVERYONE* got their start with pornography. Hmmm, but in my opinion cigarettes should be illegal, if you're going to make anything illegal. *A* rapist? I mean, blaming porn for rape is as bad as blaming DooM for shootings. They should ban sex. Then we wouldn't be able to make more rapists! Although the video you sent me yesterday was Ghorah Khar, I believe. I *think* that's right, but I should check. Hmmm, have they had pictures of JFK's corpse? Poor Hades, will he ever get a break? This just in: a genetic abnormality makes people named Phoenix COOL(tm). Oh well, I've got lots of mail to reply to... Yeah, I wish I knew where it was from. Oh well, I'm gonna update with this thing Zohrath sent me, I guess. Somebody nullified my original point anyway. He's probably just trolling for news. Hmmm, she can have hot lesbian seks with Chelsea. Erm, |-Phoenix-| graduated. Hmmmmm... I think it might be possible to make index.html much smaller... Wow, there's going to be an I-War ride. That is just SO FUCKED UP(tm). Beth and company are over on irc.gameslink.net New sections with new looks, but we're keeping the current look for the current sections. Not much... overhauling stuff for our birthday... Everything about P3/OL is vauge:/ I'll start stalking people when I get to Austin next month, though Yeah, it's great I've been there a few times... I'm majoring in Biology, probably... or some form thereof... Oh, yeah, Chris, I talked to Peter Telep today, he wanted to know about currency... I think the last book is almost done... I dunno about the next one... I know I'm a person in the third one... Yeah, he's setting them all before .110. Oh, Had, what ever happened with the Wc3D thing? erm, Mempehstiopwhlese thing? Well, they weren't ever hilarious. My God, they took your o :( I would never take another man's o. Hmmm... there are lots of active sites, with AceNet and all... but I think we're the only active news sites. MY COMMENTS ARE DRIPPING IN SEXUAL INNUENDO, AND YOU RUINED IT:~( Yeah... in the past there was WCHS and Prophecy.Scorched and such. There'll be more once there's more about Privateer Online Look at all the UO news sites. Prophecy.Scorched is frozen in 1997, I think... Told you. He's bitter. Silly Rock, what'd WC ever do to you? I've loved all the Star Wars sims... I liked the episode one phenomena more then I liked episode one, but it was good. Hehehe, everybody is always telling me not to have any expectations for a movie, but I don't really know how to do that. Well, the WC Symposium seems to have died. I tried my best to save it, but it died on the table:( Hehehe, after he got pissed at us for changing our chat zone format and ruining his life Rock went off to suck the dicks of those loser space-sim people.... And that's how we get to where we are now. WaterMongering It sounds sort of like "I will not mate with you", possibly. Oh. They tried to pay Dan from Dan's Wing Commander Movie site to do a Starlancer site... Hehehe, did they ever put up their Alan Pavlish review? Let me know when you see the results. There's more than one pasty ass white chick strutting around nude. The idi0ts who ramble on about how they REALLY REALY LOVE THE GAMES AND HOW IT IS THE BEST GAME EVER AND HOW IT IS so funny and you suck if you DONT LIKE FINAL FANTASY!!!!!!!! . Wow, how'd CHris and I end up being the only ops? I'm sure Beth can take it from here. Dello Oh, UO stuff. Well, I'm hoping Freelancer and PrivateerOnline are done differently... Origin didn't have any problem giving us WCP and SO shots whenever they released any to the press... Chris and I hung out at DA a few months back... Starlancer has the virtue of being the first Wing Commander-like game with a virtual fish, I think. The fish wasn't there when we saw it, though:( Just a tank where it would be. Oh, yeah, it may have just been sitting there. It wasn't operational yet, at least. The fish wasn't there when we saw it, though:( Just a tank where it would be. They actually didn't seem that happy with the onboard ship stuff, they talked a lot about wanting to do it in full 3D for Starlancer 2... It was... like the 7th guest, IIRC. Where everything was 3D, but you could only stop at certain points... the game only has like twentysomething missions. Eric Peterson said that the plan was that (if the original is succesfull) that there'll be a triology of Starlancers... Hehehe, it *IS* annoying when people come to that realization. Especially when they do it in that 'better than thou' manner... "I r33d book! I GOOD! U BAD!!!!!" Snucky posted his blather at the ATFW zone too, put your reply there too. Nothing says lovin' like... I don't know the rest:~( Now, now, I'd rather WC be a cult thing than a QUake thing. I guess I just can't talk without Beth:( Ahh. I'm heading to school in Texas next month, though. I've always wanted to say "And don't forget... on this it all depends." Freshia reminds me a lot of Dana. Which is why I want to use a large power drill to create an appropriately sized hole in her head, and then insert a large vole to eat the delicious gooey matter contained within. Erm, but don't add that into the book and go LOAFSearch Vole while she's here, please? Most movies are these days. And they were any day, but we forget the bad ones and go "ALL THE OLD MOVIES ARE GOOD!" Wake up in the other client. Chris and I got photographed at CIC Finance. Sorry Chris, your quotes were going to give away our secret project. You're a marine and you kill zombies, that's a story. And then later on you kill zombies in hell. Well, it inspired 4 novels based on it, at least... Now, now, Mac Gamers do have Super Wing Commander... I've got to award Byydo six points for the tailbone analogy. Oh, wait, that wasn't you doing the point thing the other day, that was Tre impersonating you. LOAF's younger brothers are *not* more handsome. http://www.wcnews.com/loaf4.jpg -- Fear LOAF. We're from the same state, though, so we're practically related. Now, now, the convention is Chris' thing, I'm very anti social;) People were searching for Eagle and finding stuff about... you know... so under advisement from Psych, I had you shot. Or at least put somewhere for safe keeping for now. Forget what you've heard here, Hadrian. Or we'll forget it for you. If you know what I mean. And I think you don't. Since I don't mean anything. Last year in AP English we were supposed to do these stoopid creative project things based on poems... So I did these sketches based on the 7 deadly sins relating to the poem from WCIV... and naturally, Wrath was Kahn. But my teacher died of brain cancer before I could turn it in:( Wow, they don't kick teachers out for that here... when they're also coaches, at least... Hehehe, Byydo was Miss WCHS for three years running.... Oh, fine... uhm... how's about that local sports team? So you all want to spray paint pro-WC slogans all over? You won't give *ME* your name, but you'll give the Mumians it:(? I don't think I spoke more than 7 sentances in high school. I'm a row-bot. I don't think that any country which can't hide the atomic bomb is capable of hiding incredibl conspiracies. I'm a republican, because Wing Commander: Fleet ACtion tells me to be. Hmmm, I personally refuse to believe that *ANY* military action lies completely in the hands of the president... I don't think that Kosovo was a great triumph, but it wasn't really some great conspiracy to glorify Clinton or anything else... You know what I hate? People who pretend to screw up things in a hilarious manner. Like "I guess I'm going to go fuck that pack of wild dogs! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean fight off! HAHAHAHA!" Samcat says Haunting wasn't very good... No, he saw a screening the other day though... Senator Dorgan gives a briefing on nuts. It must suck to be named Byron Dorgan. The entire cast of Working (Center: Chris Reid). USAM is like normal AM except UnSeemly. The sign in the corner says 'live', but somehow I doubt that. You make money with a job?!:o Brilliant observation, Had. Erm, pay no mind to me, I'm training a Zubat. The WC:CCG was cancelled when Mag Force 7 died off. Too happy happy yip yip. Eag has an extra '_' in his name. Can *YOU* find it? Apoc wouldn't put out:( Wow, making my Windows CIC colored is cool. Except Psych has a nice connection. We spend four days trying to get JFK Jr out of the water, and then we go and put him back in? I can't get a Charmeleon unless I trade with somebody, because I started with a Bulbasaur. The Spider we once knew is gone. He's nary a man anymore:( Game screenshots aren't as much fun:( Do you have any of those Japanese harassment games? Surely YOU must find it ironic that we spend all this money getting JFK Jr. out of the water, and then spent more putting him back in? They keep talking about the funeral being 'a private ceremony' and then having like these shots taken from helicopters of the fricking ship. With that, there are plans for Privateer:The Darkening, due out possibly as soon as October (yeah, this Year!). Hmmm, they're sending the girl with half a brain home, where she'll no doubt be at home visiting the CIC's Chat Zone. And to pay for college, Spider voluntarily had himself injected with Eagle-1. Two letters, actually. Hmmmm... did you ever look into any of that... information... I was wondering about? I dunno what you're talking about, you're scaring me. Hobbes' flight helmet is cool. I'll bet you can actually breathe in Hobbes' flight helmet. The first online version will be available for our birthday. Hey, you can't prove that I made that site. Unless you look up who made it. lasers on the side turrets, particles on the back? Of course you can't run HyperSNap with a DOS game. It's called HyperSnapDX because it works with DirectX. What are people doing this weekend? Any people doing anything besides being sarcastic this weekend? I'm from where that movie takes place. Hehehe, they arrested me when I tried that:( Yeah, I think we should promote the cross as a way for WC fans to identify eachother. Either that or Confed logo tatoos... Yeah, I dunno whats come over SX and Gene. Well, Gene I've never liked, but I dunno what's with SX. Maybe Canada is going through a... suckage... or something... Oh God, so many stupid stupid people have asked me that stupid stupid question in this stupid stupid day. And it's only an hour into this stupid stupid day. An hour and ten stupid stupid minutes. If you bother to READ THE ARTICLE attached to the headline, you'll realize that it's talking about Privateer Online. Or you're completely and utterly daft Origin is making an online Privateer game. That is all. Did you miss what started this conversation, Del? The US *isn't* making F-22s... Bra'o'fighter. Now, now, I'm sure the drugs in Brazil are just fine... http://members.tripod.com/~F15JEagle3/yf23.html Based on CNN most Americans are currently John F. Kennedy Jr. The main problem with the F-23 was that it was evil. Wow, Frosty, no offense, but you're pretty fucking stupid. I before E except after C, and I don't SEE a C in friend. There, I've done my bit for king and Delancetry... I feel for you, Dagger, get Eudora. Oh, get X-News, it's kind of nice. It's nicer than FreeAgent, which I semi-detest. Agent would be sweet, but it would take effort to warez a copy. I don't think he'd care. Strike Commander was fun, by no means realistic, but fun. Strike Commander was Chris Robert's attempt at using the name 'Commander' in a game to sell more copies of a game. Frosty, as much as I love to make fun of Brazil, you're not very good at it:( They're allergic to feigned ignorance. Thank crid. I have... an appendix scar... and some weird metal in my eye... but nothing that stupid.... I have a fake Ikea desk, but I'm heading to college where I'll have a fake college desk. Silicon oil in my left eye... which they may or may not take out eventually Heheh, that would be cool... I'm sure that if they can I'd prolly have to be blind in both eyes, though I dunno, I'll be completely blind someday, then I can worry about transplants. No nerve damage... but my retinas detach and then don't go back easily... (connective tissue disorder) Wow, I've never forgotten to eat, I don't think... Oh, no, Phoenix did some graphics for us, and set up the old html, but he hasn't done anything since then... Hadrian and Trelane have set up everything we've needed so far... No, not at all. We've thought about setting up a script for it... Hmmmm... does the BL stand for Black Lance and the Dragon stand for Dragon? That wasn't really as hard as you let on. This guy's wackier than a cake-fruit. LOAF god of all things Wing Commander got it I am sort of like God, except I'd never try and take William Shatners starship. Wc1? No way will that ever happen But we could put SO up.. Catch 22, if Chris *doesn't* criticize everyone he gets Tang bitching about how he's being picked on... Hehe, no, certainly not... The only reason we shouldn't mind SO is because the people who actually made SO didn't want it to stop being given away. The Book could perform great evil... We won't get an official way. Because if we ask they'll give us the company line... Yeah. He's not completely in touch. Hehehehe, they'd never give us anything official to post saying it was okay. They'd never stop us from doing it... and if Boomer were around he'd give us unofficial permission... No, not as of my last balance thing. Which was like three days ago. Oh, well he already said that it would be ignored. I didn't send it as a letter, I put it in a mailer. Can I electronically transfer money to you? The3 m00v13 sux0rs....by which i mean it rocks . "Rather! It was jolly good, eh what old chap?" The orders have not been filled and won't be until early August since United's next shipment has been delayed until August 3rd. I will be sending out e-mails to folks with outstanding orders giving everyone the opportunity to either cancel or keep their order active. Why don't *WE* have a song? Wow, maybe they should replace Our Favorite Traffic Helicopter (tm) with an A-10... a traffic A-10... That's very... good... Delance... By good I mean happy, by happy I mean gay, and by gay I do not mean happy. Hmmm, I must agree. It starts with like a minute of the same thing repeated over and over. And then it repeats another thing over and over. I was thinking we should add the first episode of WCUE, too. Well, it won't be crap, it'll be stupid, but it'll be enjoyable by people who like that sort of thing. He's so ass stupid here... An excellent case of "He's not mentioned except where he is!". Anyways, I guess I could get on with these updates... And then you said it. Wow. This is a first, you THOUGHT before you said something... Looked like it was Chris banning Dan. Dan for some reason things that swearing is incredibly amusing. But in a few years he'll turn 13 and he'll get better. Stop being stupid, Delance. Why is it that you can write a very intelligent letter... But be so fricking DanSumneresque on IRC? Oh, okay, you take it. But update about the VHS release when you get it. Johnny's First Law: Any capital ship larger than a corvette can carry or be made to carry fighters. It's only like 6 years too late... Gone Gold means that they've stopped working on it and are pressing copies. Yeah, Chris' web page is horribly out of date. Which is okay, because my web page is actually stuck four years in the future. Hey, I'm pretty good... Plleeease be a sex change... I dunno, WOA was started in January, 1995 I believe. And then it turned into WCHS. And then it turned into the CIC. Oh, Japanese kids are probably supposed to learn about death to drive the evil white devils out. They do, for the first sixty sixy thousand viewings. After that, they're just annoying. Just because of that, and the fact that I don't drive, I'm not buying a car! Oh, I looked at that RPG thing, he's not asking for us to post it... He just wants you to help him. My word, old chap, why would you go and do something as jolly well silly as installate Windows NT? How's green going? I haven't put anything on the server. Well, you'll see it on the 10th Oh, I've been busy with other things... like updating every day... Chris, you here? You don't hate me for not having finished stuff yet, do you? Yeah, that's what I heard. Seventeen times. I'm *guessing* you're talking about Delance?. Actually, 'ass lichen' has a certain feel to it... Should we update about Rachel's *NEW* movie? We all turn stupid and kill ourselves eventually. I'm just hoping step 2 comes soon. Must... resist... ordering... new... Rachel... pr0n... And you're the only Brazilian. And an unecessary Brazilian, now that I've found my Capybaras. Anyway, I went to an amusement park thing all day and took a picture for Had. We weren't speaking of food. We were speaking about giant rats. The Encyclopedia is complete up through early WC4. I'm not lagged, people just aren't responding to me. I'm never glad when he comes, but I'm always relieved when he leaves. Oh well, I'm gonna go be unappreciated for more stuff, bbl... http://atfw.intelligamer.com/wwwboard/messages/1238.html Wow, snotty politiks conversation between #Space-Simmers. I wish I wasn't there. I don't know whether or not to agree with him completely or to point out the irony of HIM complaining about people being holier-than-thou. Dash, Baen's doing a book called Privateer, but it's nothing to do with WC:/ Everybody's FAVORITE non Wing-Commander related troll showed up at #Space-Sim earlier, apparently. But they're passing along a log of Derek Smart talking about ATFW. Then it's a good thing you're illiterate. Can you backwards-ring a bell to kill angels? Or just shoot them? Modern glowsticks are capable of yielding over 3,000 watts of power over extended periods of time even without the advantage of a glowlight stimulator. Oh well, I've got like a fever or something, so I'm going to go lie down with the WCIV novel and script and see if I can figure out a more specific timeline... No, ending up with Maniac has never been an option in WC3. There's always rocks too, and they have about as much to do with the post you replied to as what you said does. The slain bodies of your family arranged in ritual fashion around the living room would be freaky, a computer magazine about computers would not. Unless it were PCXL. If PCXL were about computers, it would be freaky. Yeah, finding your family killed while you were doing a home network would be weird... Maniac would have recognized her. Hmmmm, that stupid Starlancer article was written by Raptor... it also had stuff about Chris Roberts doing Starlancer... Didn't Chris just tell you what the correct spelling was? Hehehehe, but why does everybody come down on me for typos these days ? Hehehehe, but why does everybody come down on me for typos these days ? Hehehe, but it never mattered before, and it really bugs me. I did update as much as before. And yes, that'd be good Or you could just update instead of me, since you're perfect:P I am tired. The mood has changed, it's like I HAVE to update instead of want to update. It's like I'm not part of the group anymore. It's always "update update update", and then "wrong! wrong! wrong!". Hades and Chris are all anti-me now. They don't worry about ME, they worry about my work:P I work hard and all I get is grief. You know what that's like You do your best and then all it gets you is people talking about you behind your back and wanting more and keeping you away. Hehehe. Hades was ragging me the other day for not having the encyclopedia ready yet. Hypocrite, where's the WC:CCG game? I have some reservations about Starlancer, but they have more to do with the way they're promoting it, than the actual game. If people enjoy it, though, I'm screaming bloody murder because it looks JUST LIKE Privateer 2. Yeah, *A* creator of WC is making it. Hehehehe, nothing has ever really competed with WC aside from X-Wing. People online scream and pant and do nasty things to eachother talking about things like I-War and Freespace... But WC sells a hundred times as many copies just because of its name. Origin's specifically said that they *WOULD* be making more single player games in the future. I don't know WHY the entire online universe has decided that they're going to block out this fact from memory, but they're doing more single player games It's *VERY* amusing how this is the EXACT opposite of what got everybody pissed off last year. ORIGIN SUX!!!! THEY NOT DOOING MULTIPLAYER!!!!!! And now it's ORIGIN SUX!!!! THEY NOT DOOING SINGLE PLAYER!!!!! . "I" seems to be the word most employed by WC fans, unfortunately. Hehehe, Diablo was done by people experienced with multiplayer design... Origin had an entire team who'd only ever done single player stuff. And now they've replaced them with a team of people who are good at multiplayer stuff. It seems cruel to think about how people we know got layed off, but it's not without reason... Erm, if that were a WC title thousands of trekkies would shout bloody murder. I've yet to see there be a poor quality WC product. I have faith. If you didn't like Privateer 2, you won't like Starlancer, simple as that. The fact that these two KNOW eachother explains a lot... Oh... yeah, I think he is... possibly... Johnny said about 50 percent of the people there are gone now, though... (the A-10 people) I wonder... do you have your Armada credits on you? Hmmm, no, just checked mine... And WCO and Shadow Force, I suppose. The premiere edition came with a shirt and a film case and stuff. Because I'm LOAF! I've gotten a lot of good response to my P2 update, I'm gonna keep doing that... I can read German, lemme check. Yeah, I kept meaning to do that, but I never think to. Yeah, I should do that, I've been getting questions. It's basically thanking us for being "the best WC site", and saying that there is no news now, but there will be news soon. buy.com seems a bit crazed. Hehehe, I guess we should thank them Hit her one more time. If possible we should see that Peter Telep does well in the poll. Yeah, I may do that, too. Stupid United Cutlery. "We're cancelling your order because we're a week late." . They probably can't get enough, so are hoping. Yeah, it's a bug pokemon. But it looks more like a lobster with some mushrooms on it. I'm trying to evolve it into a Parasect. Wow, how'd they know what her email address is? I don't know what her email address is. I'm doing some Dragon pilot. Well, do somebody. It'll be cool to have cameos by the whole staff. I hate Pokemon you have to evolve to trade... I should get back to training my Paras... It's good, I want to have a Parasect to show my sister tomorrow morning Sweet. I should get JA2... Hadrian Goes Hadrionic, in 4D! Hmmm, I'm going to buy bricks. Bricks to keep away Haesslich. "Haesslich thought LOAF was a real hunk." I mean, if you have too much stuff to look through or something you could just give me anything....;) You copy it from Chris. It's like cockfighting, except more cute. Evolve that Pikachu, dash it. Both Utara or Shata work... I'd assume that it works similar to how we call the Germans German whereas the Germans call themselves Deustch (sp), and the French call them something that I can't spell... Never got canonized:( It's a secret. It'd be nice if I had a recognizable personality like Blue from BluesNews. We pawned your bed to purchase a CIC News Helicopter, Had. The jewel encrusted one with the canopy and the pink sheets? Oh, yeah, uhm, hehe, I... err... yeah. And that's how I got one. It was my moms idea Actually, I could probably get another if I go to the Blockbuster that Byydo had destroyed... You can get all 151 Pokemon. And I've evolved into a Graveler. Didn'tcha ever play Privateer 2? Ironically, the best shot of the WC2 Bloodfang is found in Ultima VII... I don't think the encyclopedia will be finished, but it'll be pretty spiffy and released up to a point none the less... But it's possible that I'll be entirely done. I concur, and I'm looking forward to how they are at our tenth anniversary. And we can argue at cgspiii whether or not I'm really a doctor... I don' t have one online... but the numbers look good. Just put them next to eachother and you'll see what they look like. I didn't really used to like the TV version of Bulbasaur or Ginger-Lynn Allen much, but now I like both a lot. Very odd... Yay, caught a Diglett Yeah, they were really going for realistic before... Yeah. I was talking about the ability to shoot energy with ones hands, though. Oh, Tre, I got the super mega F-38282 gun in JA2. Chris should sell The Book. Say it with me now, people... You know the words... SHUT UP, GENE! I wasn't aware that there was much of a problem involving people hunting children... All of the ones at the Lanced.net board kinda... suck... 1) Microsoft bribed me into losing! No offense, but Fatmans updates are really, really annoying. Hehehe, I mean how they don't relate to Starlancer. My God, they're everywhere... Grab your Rifles of LOAF. Hehehehe, which reminds me that I have to update. After I evolve my Ekans. The third Lanced.net Micro$oft Shrill... Yeah, Raptor wrote a stupid article. Raptor wrote a lame article full of misinformation for some gaming site. If you don't have anything nice to say, you're probably visiting Lanced.net. I can honestly say yes, if we opped people for ALMOST no reason. If you put all three CIC logos together, it makes a nice Windows background. Erm, not mixed together, just one and the other and the other. Yay, it can be used for good. Wait, God and Jesus were the same person? So who killed Colonel Mustard? We should turn off the regular !LOAF, it's making us look bad. Erm, I mean the random quotes. We should sell the book on eBay. Hehe, did you see Blue's Link of the Day today? But I'm not that good at WC. SO SHOULD YOU BE! Erm, sorry, nobody else had anything to say. You didn't even play UO. I don't know whether he'll come, but I thought somebody was going to ask him. That a new staff member would be announced... and that it COULD BE YOU! . Probably because you won all that money. Yeah, they probably want that money. They're greedy bitches. There, updated a few. Didn'd do the party one yet. The people who got it thought it was very funny yesterday, the people who didn't acted blank. And that's the way I like it. I do wonder how many people are mailing those guys. Hehehe, she's probably going to bribe me not to go to Texas or something. I'll take her money, but I won't not go to Texas... Oh, Chris, I updated the CIC too. But I haven't done a birthday update yet. I was going to do one, but I was going to wait until tomorrow. Erm, but I can now if you want... Chris, you senseless bastard, your analogy SUPPORTED THE USE OF HIGH POWERED RIFLES AGAINST CHILDREN! I think we've gotten a lot of stuff decided... I'm hoping to hear from Chris Roberts & Peter Telep before we go any further... hehehe, I'm calling Green 'Something New' and Blue 'Something Blue' . Why is it SOOOOOO difficult for people to read the article underneath of a title? What's the Salthi called? Wow, I completely forgot all the news I got in the mail today. I'll get it for tommorrow, I guess. That's a pretty (albeit cliched) addage and all, but I don't know whether or not it's really true. Wow, free oil and child-hunting, I know where *I'M* spending my next vacation... He did it for free, I believe. Although it *IS* a good example of the sort of thing he's doing these days... No, *MY* news server does a decent job of filtering spam. Not on a first date, though. "The Morningstar is generally considered the CURRENT Confederation state-of-the-art capital ship destroyer." Did not you just bitch at Chris Reid for doing the same thing to Wing Commander? THEY'RE GOING TO SPLIT CHRISREIDIA?!??!?!?! I got some stuff to update with later... and the usual various rantings and questions. NeoDevilDevilbane apparently tells people he can't win arguments with to contact me... And apparently he can't win arguments with most people. You can't want hits and require a minimum IQ. I think that the death pentalty is a good thing. If we didn't ever die, overpopulation would be a serious problem. Shut Up Gene worthy. Now, now, what Confed and the Kilrathi do in private is their own business... And we'd better end this thread before Spooky and Delance discover it (G) The X-Toys ships are on Previews cancel list:/ This is like when they found Kennedy's body... you just kinda held out hope until now... Although that *WAS* rather cool. I didn't know that either. I think everybody was there. We set up a fake #W-C on EFFnet and logged it. Krauts you can eat? Wow, Philip Langdale's dorm is three floors above mine. If the building were to be crushed by, oh, a Dragonite, he'd die first. Psych has his own apartment. My room-mate is somebody I don't know. Sooo, Hades, if you go to UT we could room together... Yeah, Akkbar goes to Community Kollege... Was it as bad as Leno yelling at you? If you went next year, we could get an apartment, Hades. It was neat how Phoenix talked about NeoDevilBane at the newsgroup... Don't they have scholarships in England? Well, if you go to UT next year we'd be together in Austin on the birthday... Oh, with government money and scholarships I'm paying like 2 thousand... Uhm, hey C... I've been here for a while... So, we get our monthly counts tomorrow? http://swamp.intercom.net/user/chapin/aceboard/messages/16494.html Was that actually you, Chris? Now I should just pretend to say that my name stands for 'Lump of Animal Fur' or something... Oh, it actually has a deeper meaning, Im' just not telling you. Oh, okay, I thought it might be an imposter. Yeah, that was great... The closed captioning or the DVD captioning? One is good and the other isn't, IIRC. Hehehe, no, we hi-fived for the 'TCS' mention... We may be sad, but we're happy. Yes, we know, we're the ones who told everybody. Chris Roberts told everybody about it afterwards. Sounds like #Wing-Commander . They like you for a while, but in the end they find somebody better and get rid of you. Welcome to the club, it's happened to most everybody here Even Chris and I. We used to be ops in #Wing-Commander... Oh, nothing in particular, Eag just decided he didn't like us anymore. Hehehe, we've banned lots of people we regret having banned. Back there we had to enfore stupid rules like no stupid swears. I can't tell you how much I regret kicking people like Wildfire, Madman and TC-Mav . I'm probably still banned, never had the desire to check. Hehehe, it's a family channel or something. hehehe, no huggles and no constant midis here. Brancer is not a real marine. A few of them might be. Brancer is *not* . Looks like Eag's PMSing. We get the refuse... * LOAF was a nuclear submarine captain for 150 years, and then flew the space shuttle. Wow, Philip Langdale and I are taking at least one of the same classes... I think I've decided what I'm doing for our birthday. Well, I haven't, I'm just trying to decide. Either the complete timeline (which is what I'm leaning toward), or the partial encyclopedia... Because more people seem to want the timeline... You're 7 years old:(? No discussion online can possibly not contain stupid people. You're just pissed because ICQ is the ICQ for Gamers and not that other ICQ you made up. I can't believe people don't know things like this. It's like simple stuff. It should be taught in 5th grade history classes... The timeline that we will have in a few days will do nothing but confuse people like this, I assure you. Really? I enjoy S&M more than anything else... Although I like to say 'PG' because it pisses off/annoys people. Salthi never go against Ferrets... Eag's page moved... "Chris" Reid doesn't suck, and that's all that matters. For every 1 times 10^23 AOLers there are, one Chris Reid makes it up. Anyway, I was watching Mallrats DVD earlier... it's a lot like WC... Hmmm, maybe Dougie is shutting up now... Who is this Kasey guy who hates everything? I recognize him, but why? I was like "Hey, I know him..." but then I realized that I don't. (In the sense that it was marketed horribly and had large plot threads cut from it after it was filmed) It would have been nice if FOX had done it with the original plot, earlier. A bad test screening caused the plot cuts to both movies, and both movies did horribly in theaters. The only time people left after the Star Wars trailer is when you say that for shock value. It's the sort of thing newsgroup trolls would spit about. It's the sort of thing you can joke about (badly!), but doesn't actually happen. Ahh, you're full of shit. Hehehe, AICN is full of shit. You don't believe in me? Most people I know who saw it liked it. But most people I know *JUST PLAIN DIDN'T SEE IT*, and that was the problem. We got all these rave reviews when it came out on video because everybody was too lazy to see it before. You know what I don't get? The fact that every review of every movie goes 'IT WAS A WASTE OF MY 6.50!!!!' Who the fuck is it that can't spend 6.50 on a movie? And is it worth waiting half a year to save FOUR DOLLARS? Exactly. They want to sound like they're so intelligent. Like people who review music. "This was remeniscent of ASHOUH#)RASD's H#*(HUAIOSHDIASDBAius! Which I found incredibly amusing, HAHAHA!' It's much easier to write a negative review. And it's more fun. They're more fun to read, too. Hehehe, it's even worse when people write bad reviews just to get their bad reviews noticed. (IE, Star Wars Episode I or Eyes Wide Shut) Any bad review of either of those movies was just sensationalism, no matter how bad either one was. The Mummy was fun. I don't know why fun isn't allowed anymore. Why should every movie I see have to have some rich subtext created by 'intelligent' reviewers? Erm, but I guess I had the most fun seeing WC See, I'd made this sign 'Will Work 4 Kerri-Lee' out of a Mountain Dew box... They'd said they couldn't, when I was there before, but maybe if I wrote a nice letter. It'd be great. They actually cut to her after me, so I do wonder what she said... SW is great. So is ST, so is B5, etc... I get tired of these people who decide they can't like one thing because they like the other. And I'm *ESPECIALLY* tired of people going "B5 IZ SMARTTER THAN STAR TREK!!!!!!!!! SO U SUK AND WE R00L!!!" I'd go... WC, ST, B5, SW... WC-VHS was #10 on the Rented List for DC in its first week. They kinda suck, because they're being done by WIZZY and TIGERSHARK. If they ever had a vial marked 'SUCK' in a lab somewhere, it would contain 6 parts WIZZY and 6 parts TIGERSHARK. He was a guy who sucked Akk's dick for a while, but ended up making WCN instead of actually joining WCHS, thank god. He hangs in #Wing-Commander, and may well be the MOST EGOTISTICAL PERSON EVER. They suck harder than Descent: Freespace. DIRECTOR COMMENTARY: In the 'too hot for TV' version of #WIngNut I say 'a cheap whore' instead of 'Descent: Freespace'. Hehehehe, I hate Descent Freespaces' advertisements... With its krub-ass creator ("I want to be Chris Roberts!") blabbering about how big the capships are. Probably because 'they' are WIZZY and TIGERSHARK, and thusly have no SWC. (Fun Fact: Also, no lives, no reason to exist and no dicks!) I need more fun facts like that. Hehehehehe, the Lanced.netters are Microsoft creeps, SFHQ is okay. It just wasn't *THAT* impressive when I saw it... It's *NOT* a Chris Roberts game, common misconception, it's an ERIN Roberts game. In my opinion, and I think I'm one of only two people in this channel who's actually seen the game played, it's not that great. (Starlancer) It's not as bright as WCP. No, we earned our connections. We used them to replace our old server when it died;) And they pay them. That was Lanced.net. That sexy egotism I mentioned earlier is forcing me to point out that we get more hits in a day than they do in a week... Wow, and I'm a GOD! Sure, tell 'em you have a huge chest. DIRECTORS COMMENTARY: I originally intended to follow that up with a 'position' joke, but decided not to... Evan Bangs No-one, which is why he runs lanced.babes. Lanced.net is gay.ass. A nice frilly dress would be nice and frilly and a dress. Hmmm, yes. Yes you do. I probably should have known that. I was writing some new updates anyway, I'll put that on top. Stupid key, I always forget the key. Out of curiosity, Chris, why *DID* you update about the Freedom Flight cover? They have *ALL* of the German books at Amazon.com, we just update about HOTT before because it was strange. Calculus... Chemistry... Physical Anthropology and Intro to Scientific and Medical Terminology. I don't get people's problems with the Armada AI, personally... The hard mode was fucking 'ard, and that's all that mattered to me. Yeah, I promised him I'd put that stuff up. But I never did, HAH! If Blair could travel at the speed of light, and if he hadn't just been crushed, he could make it to the shuttle. Casey kills Blair, I guess. Hehe, Casey blows up the wormhole gate... The Kilrathi war ended when the Kilrathi surrendered at Torgo. That was years ago Very odd, you can actually buy the drive for cheaper... Wow, I should go on a killing rampage. People who do that seem to be pretty popular. Oh, if you have Gene Tang there you'll also get stuff like "Well, I think the obvious difference between Pepsi and Coke was shown during the battle of Port Arthur, which started the pseudocrimean war entendre, ho ho ho!" Shut up, Octa... Octav... Octagon. . What's with everybody's hurry to install Win2K? I can see lasting... months before deciding that I need an operating system that fucks my computer up again... You'll never, ever, ever, EVER call it a '366 Celery'? Nothing like group idiots in the mornin' Gene is back to Stupid References To Show He's SMRT (tm). If you lived in Austin, we'd have the fastest possible connection to Priv Online. Hmmmm, I think that there will certainly be a Privateer Online. No, I just have faith. And I spent all that time setting you up:( Ben "I was stealing road signs from the town of Blair before stealing road signs from the town of Blair was cool" Lesnick... I should use that somewhere... History shows that most NewsGrouppers are ultraparanoid freaks... So they have things like "DONTMAILMEYOUFUCKINGSPAMMERBITCHGeneTang@ego.org" as their email addresses. Now, now, I'd call insulting the intelligence of anyone with half a brain more than 'nothing'... Oh, I should have a big thing that'll need spellchecking and such by Monday, can you do that ? Hmmmm, I can honestly say that Blair Witch was... not seen by me, because I decided to stay home and watch SPR instead... I'm gonna go see Blair Witch in a few hours... The people who did see it loved it, though. We should make our own Viper. Viper is server that's part of DALnet. Who knows what Hades knows? Jonny 1500 is sorry ass. He's like an oblivious troll. "YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK! Why du u h8 m3???" If you care about the International Icon Superman, ahh, nevermind... ¤¿¤ \_/ It's actually nice, we should use it if we ever make, like, CIC for girls. Yeah, CIC for Girls... With bubbles and fake jewels. We're beyond the PNR... any future updates will be tomorrow. Oh how naive I was. Indeed we could lie to people. Did you like the movie? I liked it, it wasn't as good as everybody says, though. I'm gonna make a big Pilgrim Cross out of sticks tomorrow, though. (The Christopher Blair Witch Project) Yeah, it wasn't really scary. It was artsy, shouldn't have gotten all the press or the big release. It's the sort of thing that it'd be fun to discover on your own, like Clerks... Yeah, almost as good as your average day at agwc. Yes, Delance, in fact about 50 percent of teenagers are women. Delance is a strange bird. Hehehehe, what the blik is a 'major' Canadian city? Sealskinburg? Toronto -- like the space needle, but not. Hehehehehe, betcha you end up getting the I-War ride. I've been in contact with the guy, though, we should hear from them... in about two months? Anyway, ten bucks says it's at the one in Austin... Okay, twenty bucks says it's at the one in Austin... We could all go to Vegas if it's there. What about paper football? I think Freelancer will have a hard time making paper football look like crap. Is this Cannae joke something I don't get, or is it something everyone doesn't get? So it's just a Delance thing? Hehehe, they just didn't get it. So, who wants to go to columbus ohio? Good PR face? Heheehe, speaking of a bad PR face, I kicked some Lanced.Ass at the Lanced.net forum. I had a party today. It kinda sucked. A family thing, goodbye to me and my brother and such. My grandmother said I could use her credit card to buy plane tickets if I ever wanted to come home, so I figure we can afford that convention now... Hehehehe, that would be really cool. UCLA, for the week for some film class. But then he's meeting me in Austin and won't see anybody for a while. Next time I fly home I'm definatly setting it up so I can get a layover in Columbus. Everybody is always talking about how they accidently pissed somebody off online somewhere and end up being mailbombed. But I piss off dozens of people every day, and nobody's mailbombed me. Should I be pissing off a different crowd? There was some excellent plot in that movie. Now, now, we can't blame Privateer 2 for ruling. Just wait till its time to catalog Privateer Online. Hmmm, I check my mail like three times a minute. Oh, I forgot something amusing in my Lanced.not posts.. Can somebody reply to one of the people who goes "It's only a joke!" pointing out that the joke part was the part where I didn't like the WC movie? Hehehehe, you have such an interesting life. IIRC, you already resorted to stupid insults rather than anything so amusing... www.lanced.net/forum if you don't want to give them a hit. I actually enjoy linking to them, though, and increasing their hits. Then we get bragging rights. Is that the same as the Lanced.not fatman? Maybe there is no place:( maybe that's why I didn't do it, even though I thought about it. Hmmm, I'm gonna update our movie merchandise stuff Since all the stuff is confirmed/deconfirmed now. Everything's coming up Milhouse! Want to add Confederation Day to the upcoming events thing:? Hehehe, only people in this room and possibly NeoDevilBane would get that without the explanation at the end. Wow, I'd have thought that the radioactivity from you being so FUCKING DAFT would have rendered your neighbors completely sterile years ago. YES! I can use it more than once! And this time Chris saw it and he can log it. I appreciate the setup maam, but we're in a hurry. It'll be great, you'll see, I'm sorry it's taking so long. We're going to stay the best, though. At everything. Hehehe, well, the timeline is almost done. It'll be great. The encyclopedia will be better, and once I have a timeline for reference, it will finish quickly. If they're still alive:( Erm, just like a normal birthday cake. Like 'Happy 1st' or something, or 1 candle. I guess I should update, too. I could swear I had something else, though... No yer not, you're trying to start a battle. But it's fun, at least. Heyyy, you're still here. I posted a kewl explanation of Blair's parents. I think it fits well. Hmmm, do we know what Philip Langdale looks like? Yeah, but you're back, right? Byyyyyd! We missed you:~( Trelane is gone:( We thought you died too. NO! Don't become one of those stupif FF7 people. Look at the people in #WingNut, moaning about stupid. Don't let you become that. Hey, Shakespeare made piles of human feces, that doesn't mean you should read those too. Yeah, I plan to be a pimp when I get to Austin. I just assumed you didn't know what you were talking about. Dash, I hope that didn't kill Chris. Never heard from Chris? Yeah, that's a good idea. Tuesday is his band night, though, IIRC. Hehehe, TRH is probably at home seething about how he's going to kill the bastard who served him a diet soda instead of a regular soda 14 years ago... Because he was a *CONFED* officer? A Space Marshall, IIRC. Trying him in a Black Lance uniform would be like trying him in a tie died shirt, since it's not a real Confederation uniform. Byydo sent it to me, I'd better erase it. I don't like games that aren't WC, though, so I'm probably okay. Brilliant, Gene, I'm sure Chris Roberts was trying to reference KISS when he created his elite corps of evil genocidal warriors... /me borrows Chris Reid /me points a handgun at Chris Reid's head. /me shoots. I have no control over this, because I can't be sure the bullet will hit him. (Sorry for killing you, Chris, but it was to prove a point). Like 98 percent of my class graduated... most of them just went on to community kollege, but everybody graduated... I went to a British school for a year, it was a lot like your Catholic school. Jesus, I hate to Byydo, but shut the fuck up with the sympathy crap. You just won like two contests/awards in the last month Hehehehe, you won that Babylon 5 thing and that Gamespot contest. As thus, you don't need to moan about how you never win. Groan, do you still hate the WC3 novel? Yeah, there are some pornographers who would pay good money to see two men do a mailbox. I'll update for tomorrow, I suppose, after you archive. Must... remove... Had's... entrails... Do you have any logs of what Hades says about me while I'm away? I want to use them against him at a later date. One time my computer reset when I hit this button on the case. One of those people I own just stopped when I fed him delicious crack:~( I'm gonna go re-cook some hotdogs, bbl. HEhehe, you move to the US, we'll tour real computer companies. What pistachiates me is that I can use the grabber thing to take pictures from my TV card, which does that same pass through thing. Yes, eat all the semen sally, lick the head of my cock smooth and clean, so I can slip it back into you, pushing it deep in your soft mouth. Actually, if you be normal you can have a normal conversation with her... HALMAN! I GAVE YOU A FUCKING ORDER! YOU HAD BETTER DOUBLE TIME IT AND GET PSYCHOPATH THE FUCKING URL. Confederation Handbook, page... 24... Did the Rapier B model get phased in in 2645 or 2545? I concur, because if I go '44 it means 1944, not 1844. Wow, I took my brother to see that the next to last time I left Austin. Not all Ventures had rear turrets. God dammit. Page 54 of the Confederation handbook... The early prototypes of the Morvan Drive appear in the late 22nd century... Yeah, you just died. But they're named after Dr. Andre Morvan, who lived from 2288-2336. Yeah:( Even then, he's only 12 years old when they name the drive after him, at most. Of course they're both true. The first prototype antigraviton pulse generator is built in 2290, it's just not used as a drive until centuries later. Why don't you get a life, and go to school. You have bad grammer. TRE! WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? Chris is going to become insane because of the chartrouse monkies that are flying arround the world backwards in order to make time flow backwards so the giraffs will fly to the moon.;). Hey Tre, can you pirate this chick for us? Wow, I'm going to Alabama next week. What, you don't enjoy hero worship? Dibbles and Skinner must die during the movie. Damn, my Blair post just screwed itself up, brb... Hehehe, I'm just going to say that friction begins on 2629.334... and that there was a second failed attack on Titan in 2635... (see a few paragraphs below. Page 16 of the handbook is full of problems:/ Who cares, we're popular now. YOU thought Haess was smarter than that? This thing is totally cool, it's like I have my own PPC. The shareware one is just a stupid robot, but I want the chick. Yeah, she was bleeding vaginally so we took her. They're running tests and stuff now. Hmmm, it learns well. It knows that my favorite game is Wing Commander now. Moment of truth... how do I do the Iason stuff? I'd have no problem with that except I have to ignore the double-Andropolos thing. Makes sense, I suppose. Ours is not to reason why... Late.rent Well, there's lots of Iason details to note, lemme go do that. It makes 2638 appear much more important than it actually is. Hehehehe, people are bitching to me about the trivia. Who's Groke? Hehehe, whatshisname... KnightWolf was just ICQing me about them. Oh, he said I'm THE GUY and you're THE MAN, whatever that means. Hehehehe, then GO AWAY! Wow, the last page of the Iason stuff (page 105) reads like the Kennedy stuff. And so it was full of death. Oh, they're not really extinct, though. Hehehe, you don't have to make it the same as the pokerap exactly. You want the lyrics to the full Pokerap? Hmmm, actually, I don't:/ My Pokemon DVDs are packed... When my sister gets up I can get her tape from her, though. Almost done with the handbook... just have the Paladin-Iason thing at the end left... Wow, Paladin's name is James Taggart Jr.? I've decided to wait, because I want my first time to be special, and I have to finish the encyclopedia. Groan, I have to mix all the Taggart stuff with the Iason stuff I already did... No, it shouldn't. You see, Halman... Let me explain to you something very simple. The book has ONE requirement. That I said something. If I said something, it can go in the book. If I didn't, it can't. Therein, that should in no way go in the book. He's a K-Mart employee who feels the need to write long pseudo-intelligent posts to prove his self-worth. Vondoom is very stupid. He's just stupid when there are other stupid people here. And the high point of Had's day was when he recognized the obvious media references. She had Internal Bleeding (tm), but she had surgery and they fixed her... Knowing Hadrian he probably did something obvious that he doesn't realize. Hehehe, how'd they really find out? Hehehehe, knowing Hadrian he probably went in there going "Hi! I'm not Hadrian" and expecting them not to think he was Had. I'm sorry, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My grandmother gave me her credit card so I can get plane tickets home if I ever need to, so I'm going to go to Vegas a lot. Hehe, the link from SecretOps.com helped for about two days... it got us 10,000 hits in a day, and then like 5,000... then we settled back to the same amount as we'd gotten before it. Besides, isn't Lanced.net one of those sites that Microsoft bribed people into setting up for their games a la the one Dan from Dan's got offered to do? Can't you get them to link you from Microsoft.com? (G) No dice, I just happen to have a basket of lemons next to my computer, so I tried rubbing my screen with one... Perhaps, however LOAF is like a fine wine -- once you remove his cork and feast on the sweet sweet liquid inside you may discover that all you have left is a glass bottle, which you can refill with other wine and no one will be the wiser. But you can't get the cork back in, so you have to put some aluminum foil over his head. No. I have to go to the emergency room, I think. Don't update about that, it'll just piss them off, remember what happened with the fiction that wasn't supposed to get out? I'm seeing an unusual dark spot in my right eye... It started about an hour ago... the eye doctor just called and said I should go... My retina didn't tear, which is good... Apparently a blood vessel or something in the back of my eye burst... Which isn't really bad, except it means I'm partially blind until all the blood goes away. Well, more partially blind. Had, over at agwc we have a little thing called... uhm... threads, I guess, and those threads have messages in them. Someday somebody 'll look at all of our posts and realize that Chris, me, Hades(?) and Phoenix all post through the same news server, and wonder. Except maybe I'll use the UT news server... Which would be way f'd up, because then the only person not using my news server would be me. Oh, yeah, erols is payed for until like 2155. And by then... lemme check my notes... Humans will be able to produce anti-gravitons! Hehehe, somebody should post that Bob Hope thing in the kibology newsgroup. I love this PPC thing. I think it actually lowers productivity, but it's coool. I think I'm actually going to buy the real thing:~( Oh, I think I'm going to columbus Ohio, too. It's not suspicious, somebody just opened a box of cards. Ithink it'll be fine. Hmmm, I'd trust it, personally. Hmmm, funny, Lanced.net never posted my top 10 reasons Starlancer is better than WC. OH! That reminds me, I got video of me in the Star Wars line (the night before, not the Kerri stuff:~() Oh, that reminds me... I was at the mall buying the last two Pokemon DVDs I needed, and I asked the knife store there about The Cross. Oh, that reminds me... I was at the mall buying the last two Pokemon DVDs I needed, and I asked the knife store there about The Cross. The chick there said it wouldn't be there until Late September. I'm going to mail Swofford to see if I can get some stuff set up. Yeah, we need to show him how to use mIRC. Anyway, I'm going to tell Swofford that we want to get interviews with people as soon as PrivOnline is announced. EA just announced their online sports game. Just wait it out, it'll be great. *WE* know it's coming, and that's all that matters. Who fixes all our hosting problems? Kevin Kwast? I was thinking we should send him a note thanking him for the year of service. It seems like only a year ago we were waiting for SO stuff. Looking forward, a year ago, not much was going on for a year. But looking back, we've accoplished a helluva lot. There's a lot I'd like to do. I'd like to have a convention. Well, we're almost done playing catch up. I know what you mean. But it's almost done. Hehehe. I just want to finish the real one now. Well... once the timeline is done, the encyclopedia won't be far behind. I dunno what I doa fter that. It's time for me to start picking out a new project. I dunno what I doa fter that. It's time for me to start picking out a new project. I dunno, that's not my bag. Dammit Had, you do lots of stuff, don't play this silly game. Oh, I need some new graphics, you can do those. Since I'm making the timeline the big thing, I need some changes to the Blue graphics... They do, but they're title-letters. I'm using them in the timeline years. Oh, yeah, I'll have something for you like tommorrow, I hope. Okay... I'm out of town starting wednesday. Well, I'll check into my dorm on the 20th... But I'm going to San Antonio on the 21st... Yes. I'll forward that, although they'll all be in the timeline more or less. Erm, but lemme see... I'll be back on the 22nd, at the latest. So, hey, you met a girl, should we get a new art and tech guy? Which is scary, because you only have two friends. You produce a chemical called tenindiferin, causing a personality change on all of those within nose-shot. Hah! *I* can get all my long distance for under a buck... Starlancer rules! I've never actually seen it, or had the patience to sit through an article about it, but Starlancer rules!!!!!! Yay, now you have feedback. Better not shoot yourself, we'd brand you as suicidal. And then we'd brand me as happy. Adolf Hitler said that I'm a member of the master race. On a knife edge waiting for Priv Online to be announced EA announced their online sports thing the other day Privateer Online will be soon. Hehehe, you just hate everything that M$ doesn't pay you to like. Not possible in the case of POL, they just started. Privateer Online is '02 or '03, Shadow. Oh, nevermind, you're doing something odd. You know, Haess... 2001 wasn't real... ever... I had to go to the hospital. And some guy followed me around the credit union earlier. You know, Had, you should probably get something better to do. Like making high pitched noises which cause cats brains to explode. I AM rich. In character. And from all that money I stole from Dr. Philharnopolis. Hmmm, I'm gonna use my kkkredit kkkard to order those two WC movie posters... I'll have them sent to my dorm. Which will scare my roomate. If slaying the non-believers in an orgy of blood and destruction makes me clinically insane, then yes Mr. Suit, I am clinically insane. Hehehehe, you just hate everything. You're like a hatefull little man who hates everything hatefully. You've never lived until you've Armada multiplayer Yeah, I swear if I hear one more of you microsoft beotches go "WC IS DED!!!!!!!!!!11111' at your forum I'm going to puke. Thrice. But only tonight, what with the ravioli intake levels being what they are. Kindly remove your mouth from my nether regions:~( Anything that doesn't work in VGA, which is an actual definable term. I have like 6 business cards from people who do'nt work for Origin anymore. Oh, a library card from a state I won't live in for much longer... And... a Drakhai Vaktoth card... A picture of me, a picture of my sister and a picture of Samcat... Used phonecard. Borders 50$ gift card minus the cost of Mallrats DVD. I've met Chris, and that's all. But we were both in Austin at the time. I keep my money in the bank. I had some money earlier, but I bought some DVDs... Oh, and a flat penney I flattened at a museum the other day. It has a crab on it. Hehehehe, there's no fucking way I'm selling my POL character. I think they look a *little* better than Prophecy's, but for the love of Sivar, it's taken Volition two years and two plus commercial releases to get a nicer picture for the space background? Yeah, well, it's not. I don't know what's going to happen yet. That's why I haven't been here... I don't know whether I'll be okay ever. I'll hopefully find out what's going to happen to me on tuesday afternoon... I'm not sure yet... It's an odd situation. I think LOAF: The Uniform will consist of an Ash hat, a Pilgrim cross and a UT shirt. And no pants, cause I don't need no frickin pants. Well, maybe some pants, for special occasions. Yeah, with a symbol on it. Yay, a sucky WC site joined ATFW. Now we'll look even better. I ignore ALL the e-mail people send me. Candar can be shot down with normal guns The WC2 starbases can't... I think Candar is a Space Station and the WC2 one is a Star Base, but I'm not sure. Okay. I haven't checked it lately... been offline, kind of crazed. I hope to be back soon. No, the joke doesn't work if it's Freespace Programmers. Hehehe, painkillers don't bring lesbians, though. I mailed him with where to get it. I've been alternating between consciousness and Action Stations all day. I wish I had a laptop, I'd be able to get more stuff done. Hehehehe, one of mine is from the mid 80s. I'm HOPEFULLY moving to Texas next week. I'm going to move to Austin next week, hopefully. We interviewed Chris Roberts, in real life and via phone. Yellow is silly, anything you hear about Silver and Gold are mostly stupid things the stupid online communityu made up. Hmmm, you bothered to include The Best of All Possible Wars, so why not The Childrens Hour, A Darker Geometry and Cathouse? You're Gene, dammit, you're supposed to include every minute detail (G) Yeah, Origin has been paying 250 people to sit around making no game for the past half a year... Anyone can be a troll, not just newbies. DALnet doesn't care what you do, as long as you don't do anything to DALnet. WC Frigates are like women who like WC. They get mentioned a few times, but never actually appear. {Although there is a destroyer marked Frigate in the game} No, it's just some guy who thinks CRoberts is h0t, so he has a major hadri-an. As in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer gives me a major hadri-on." Well, maybe I'd have the surgery wednesday morning. Yeah. But if I recover I could just fly down in time for school. Hmmm, I'm gonna be here tonight, I think. Chris wasn't even here, how can he be wrong? I dunno, some people are bastards. lets check online... If the guard was even engineered, hewas probably engineered for something else. I checked The Post, I'm trying to find an obituary site... http://www.post-gazette.com/regionstate/19990807ddeaths9.asp It *should* be there, someday. No, the ignoring all mail thing was a joke... Wait... did ANDREW Keith die or did WILLIAM Keith die./ Where *IS* Dund? Hehehehe, my initials are BJ, so it can be my nickname. Holy crap, where'd all these people come from? Yeah... it's not what I said before... it's not what happened first though, either... Erm, "better than the nebulas in *WCP*". *WCP* was released in 1997. Tre's new quotes file kicked. It's like all me, baby. No, 2069 was the limited print porn version 2001... SeaQuest's pilot was 92, seaQuest's first season was 93. Hehehe, seaQuest probably didn't get counted because it wasn't in Space. I can name MORE sectors! Hehehe, and what the hell is up with that Starfury the first episode of Season 5? The station is rotating... so how can it just sit there and not change? Ahh, the whole first half of S5 was kind of a bust, I don't care what JMS says about it being necessary for later stuff to matter. The thing I like about skeletons is how when you put ships on them they turn into people on fire. It's 1:15 AM! My squad was assigned to map in 'Nam... not everybody made it out... whole. I'm not making fun of mapping as much as I am making fun of everything. Hehehe, well, Roberts wasn't around then. But according to Johnny, they weren't intending to bring him back. I guess we should do something about Andrew Keith... Like dedicate something to him. Like a rock or a pile of chickens. Did you see Tre's graph, death? Hmmm, Hades IQ chart isn't that bad for the Birthday... Hehehe, 100 isn't that bad. What do I look like, some kind of fucking Byydo? Hehe... (looked at the graph just now) Dyne is saying goodnight to me on ICQ. Yeah, the best damned pet shop in town. Yes, you're supposed to kiss his ass. And then he said 'goodnight capt'n'. Now, now, we have to get as many people in here as possible and look good for the celebrities on our birthday. Yeah, well, now there'll never be a False Colors sequal. Also because Baen doesn't want to do WC books. Is there a normal DevilBane? And AS, in both past and present. FS2 is like delicious candy. It may be delicious... but it's also candy. Also, you can choke on it. And if you're a kid, busy eating it in the pool, you can have your guts sucked out. By the pool sucker thing. Which is why you shouldn't ever ever play Freespace 2. In an upcoming episode we'll learn that that Meowth learned to speak because it lived on the streets or something. If I go to Austin I will be back between the 17th and the 22nd. If I have to have surgery, I will spend three weeks recovering, and if I'm blind after that, I won't come back. Oh, I have a cell phone now, so you can reach me anytime:o I dunno what the number is:( I should look it up. I have free long distance for like six hours a month or something, and my parents are paying anyway, so I can call you people more No... which is good, I guess... My real doctor comes back from vacation on tuesday, and I'll see him then. I dunno, but I'm sure I'm not paying for it. Either that or evening surgery. My mom says obits aren't usually very complete on Sundays, because the Sunday papers are printed especially early. I haven't heard from him.. I've never seen mIRC crash before. Paladin: I was an officer like yourself until a few years ago, Admiral. Maybe he's referring to his switch from Commodore to Major. The next time somebody asks where Stingray went after WC2, we can point out that we're still looking for Mister Wright. Hmmm, did you miss my hilarious Stingray-related joke, Chris? It belongs with the Sirius joke in the history of bad WC jokes. I'm trying to think of something more obscure involving not getting any and the Facin sector. Because it's the place the Kats didn't attack... when the war started... nevermind... Hmmm, I just noticed, Hobbes saving Downtown has nothing to do with him defecting. Hehehehe, no, I mean it really happened, it just isn't related to his defection. What he says is that he saved Downtown from being killed, and that he defected because he didn't like the idea of human slaves It probably happened quite a while before SM2... especially since Downtown is like 23 at that point FF really goes along with the overlay thing, though... with Thrakhath freeing him. Mercedes Lackey did *NOT* write Freedom Flight, though. Hey Can I get your phone number in case I can't get back online? Yeah, I'll have it from the trip onward. Yeah. (301) 774 5834 3 instead of 8, compared to my normal number Hehehe, the whole 'hates Windows' thing is a cliche. I'm not saying you're pretending to hate it It's not what you hate, it's how. . Hmm, actually, only 9. I'm glad I do'nt post to wherever that is. Because wherever that is, is the land of stupid. No, Flint isn't very old in 2654. Because Dibbles is dead later on, and he also signed Blair's yearbook right before he died. Dammit, I can't find my WC2 dates or my ER document... No, it's the Oddysey, remember all the references? Charybdis, Scylla? Anyway, the book is for hiding the cross in, it wouldn't be a good idae to hide the fact that you're a Pilgrim in a Pilgrim Bible. Hey Had, can I have a period? I'll need some Mountain Dew, I suppose. Oh well, if I work all night tonight and all day tommororw, it should be ready. now, now, you know the law. THe law of Trelane. Wow, does DElance only have one eyebrow? Yeah. I don't even know if the entire timeline will be done, because I was out for a few days... and I may be out for more... Hmmm, interesting stuff doesn't happen in cool sounding yeras. Like 2626 or 2666 Yeah, I was just telling ace how we can sleep with football players now. Only 26 percent of the US is tits and G-strings, according to a recent finding. Just wanted to stop by and let you know... Hehehehe. I'll be just fine. And I'll be here for the party. Then I'll be going to Austin, I went to the doctor today... my regular doctor. I have to like lie on my back for 15 hours starting soon, but I'll be here for the party. And then I'm going to Austin. Hehehe, you mustn't have been here when I said it wasn't that The callagen microfibrils in my eye's vitreous gel had separated... For the same reason as my retina would detach... And that can sometime cause a retinal detachement... And it did (and still does) leave a weird blind spot in my eye... But according to my doctor, it *didn't* damage my retina, and in a few months it should reform. Anyway, so now I'm okay, though. My only problem is that I've missed lots of time to work on stuff. Hehehe, yeah. I'll still have something for tommorow, though. I'm thinking timeline up to 2650, and then I'm borrowing a laptop from my dad and finishing the rest on the way... It's more than a sample, it has lots of stuff. I may even go up to 2664, if I have time. It's good. It's damn good. Erm, green, that is. I got some promotional stuff about the movie on VHS that I'd ordered... my scanner is packed, though:/ Everything's all fuzzy(tm) now The liquid ass part of the guild tastes like liquid ass. Actually, that'd be a good title. Who wants to be the guild's liquid ass? Oh, I decided *NOT* to post this to comp.sci.sci.sci.space-sims, but it would have been hilarious... Hehehe, we're talking about *THE* Mike Berdos, he should probably try to remove the stick from up his... nevermind. . Yeah, the first people said it was some incredible new game. But now everybody says it's exactly the same. Hehehe, I haven't been here or updating the CIC much lately because I've been having eye problems. When I get to KKKollege I'll play all these KKKrappy KKKGAMES. I'll be a low ping bastard. Except I already was a low ping bastard for the only multiplayer game I ever played, having a 14.4 modem... Yeah, I'll have to go to medical school to put myself through POL. When is whatsitcalled coming out? The Half Life addon? I want to know if I can get it and send it to my sister for her birthday. The kind of random you see in porn. Except in porn it's not random, because you know it'll happen even if it is unusual. What a stupid git. And he or she lives in Seattle. How could anyone do that? Hades, was that the proper usage of the word git? Actually, I sort of like NeoDevilBane now. SORT OF. You should move, or you'll be going to kkkollege with people like that. You should move to Austin. And Hades can move there too. It'll be like MTV's Real World, except without the sex and the intrigue... Well, we could buy some women too. "Please sign for this package?" ***HAVING SEX*** Also, I'm ordering pizza. But since yall won't be here, I'll eat it alone. But if you want you can come. Well, you didn't actually go to high school, you go to some stupid religious high school. I froze a laptop once. Well, I froze the water it was in. Hehehe, That happened once. It wasn't protected, but an Ultima site caught the UO dev URL. ANd they posted it. And everybody learned about UO early. And the big O was very pissed O-f. Erm, but think about it this way -- if we can track devteams/PO then devteams/PO can track us. So they liked Blue? I'm going to change the menubar. The encyclopedia can be a new color. Hehehe, I stayed in a hotel for two months once, when I was waiting to move to France. Yeah, it crashed on mine too... It was a lot like FS1. Yeah, I guess. But I want to make a timeline specific menubar. I love you, Delance. How'd my old Johnny Quote go? Origin's entire network is down. I got a haircut today. I look a lot like Captain Johnny now. This has been a great day, a really great day. And Byydo will understand. Where is Byydo? Have we showed him how we slaughtered his graphics? Hmmm, well... I'm back, which is kind of fun... for me... He'll get better when he turns... better... Hmmm, because the POL ones weren't updated 6 August? Hehehe, the review he sent me translates to say that the WC movie has beautiful space slaughters. I'm not sure. Maybe we should +v him. Eeek, stop with the searching. The ultimate objective is to beat NeoDevilBane within 30 days. Hehehe, Akkber isn't a pothead. He'd probably be interesting if he was. He's one of those people who's incredibly interested in whatever everybody else is talking about. Wow, Celina was here. That was the difference between Chris Reid and everyone else. The Varni were the last race they fought before us. Tell him that we should set up a chat the week after PS comes out Okay, all I have to do is cut my main document up into a hundred shtml files. A billion years is too long:~( I didn't know whether or not I was supposed to show them:~( I guess it would be wrong to do a year 0 with '[Earth, Sol System] Some idiot pretends to be God.'... I'm having a CIC party at my house. Well, I'm making a cake and eating it. She and whashisname are too busy having seks. Kolokov.net needs Tre's babes page. Quick, add Howdes . to the Book and I'll search for it. Howdes You know, that didn't really work very well. Wow, MrBoomBastic started playing. I think I'm done, aside from all the error fixing. Oh, two sets of movie postcards as prizes. Oh, I just ended up (trying) to make a CIC logo on a cake from the store. http://www.wcnews.com/cake.jpg But I do need Had ASAP We should ready the frontpage update. Crap, I no longer have a Prophecy manual. IIRC, it's 4,000 years ago from somewhere. Oh, 4,000 years ago is when Sivar existed, and then 300 years before that is the prophecy alien thing. I didn't do a Blair's age thing, although I should add that. Blair was... 4,000 years before WCP? Erm, but I'm pretty sure it's from the dawn of kat religion or civilzation being referenced as 4,000 years ago, and then the Nephilim stuff as having come before that Nah, he might not want us talking about his daughter. Are you going to make Kolokov.babes? Peter Telep was going to be here, but he had an emergency... we're going to set up a chat with him next week or so. Hehehehehehe, now, now, it's a pointless argument. We're setting up a tribute to Andrew Keith. Lanced.net staff members come here all the time. We just pretend to hate eachother Kevin Kwast: For maintaining our server and for not killing us when we want to do stupid thigns. Delance & Vanhecke: For helping Chris & Hades with their ship database. Phoenix: For the beautiful graphics, which we have since bastardized. Boomer & David Swofford: For answering our stupid questions. Neil Young: For helping us get the thing started in the first place. Chris Roberts & Origin: For making the dashed thing. And for making the next one. Beth & ATFW: For all the support over the last year. The Visitors: For not downloading too much stuff at once and ruining our server. And for visiting. Trelane & Byydo: For being staff members but not knowing it. AGWC: For giving us a place to argue about whether or not the movie is canon. The Volunteer Chat Zone Moderators: For helping us keep the Chat Zone up and running. And to Lanced.net: For making us look good. (Just kidding, we love you guys). Hmmm, but to be able to know this, wouldn't you have to be from the future? I mean, how can we predict what sort of energy weapons we'll have in such a short amount of time? If I look at a rifle 100 years ago, I can't say *Hey, maybe we'll make these with uranium depleted rounds* . The Kilrathi captured a human colony on Fawcett's World in 2628... they knew about us long before we knew about them. We learned their language... there's a human who speaks Kat in SO2 WCIV? It didn't have the Circe series... The gameplay graphics in VGA mode look a lot like VGA graphics. Yes, Merlin nar Ragitagha, who was shunned by his clan for having a stupid name. I say we just don't tell anybody, keep the prizes and say that if you got one you've been told. THen we can like claim to have given away stuff like a full Rapier from the movie. Did you see that I said I've got two sets of WC movie post cards for people? Hehehe, can we please not do the silly rivalry thing tonight? Dustball ate like half the CIC cake.... "Anyway, I'm a Wing Commander fan. I'd used to tell people that, they'd go "What?"... now they apologize." I don't think Pokemon can die. I think they just faint. Hehehe, they give you your first one. EXprerement Milkshake 2 08-10-99 05:38 PM If u in Confed. Jake Benson 6 08-10-99 05:32 PM You know the Zone is in trouble when those are the top two topics. I'm wearing a shirt... The timeline covers 2.4 billion years. 2,400,002,633 years, actually. Man, I can't wait for tonight. It's gonna be one sweet episode of Felicity. Wasn't as good as WC, of course, but it was still good... The book is, thank God, off. Anyway, so this chick asks me, "I can't figure out what happened to Stingray after SO2" and I go "So, you're still looking for Mr. Wright?". So Chris goes to me "I hear the Kilrathi nuked another planet.", and I go "Siriusly?". Thusly, everybody is looking for Mr. Wright. Dougie! Aaaaaaah! Kolokov used to post to earts.org before they closed it. I see him on IRC every day, if you only count today and yesterday. I don't even know what we're going to do here. Hehehe, Peter Telep was going to come, but he got detained, so he'll be here for a special Pilgrim STars related chat next week or so. Yeah, Mark Day was talking about how he visisted the set when they did WC3... They were telling us at DA... he did the WC movie stuff for free What numerical boasting thing? Hehehehe, my eye (I've only got one) is okay. The vitreous fluid had separated, causing me to worry that my retina had detached. I'd like to take the opportunity to point out the terrific efforts of everybody else on the staff, without Chris, Hades, ace, Tre, Had and Byydo we couldn't move. I have a whole list of people to thank to post at the CIC later Erm, but I should point out Phoenix... since he's here now... Uhm, and I figure we should prolly mention a few things we'll be looking forward to in the next year. Syd Mead is a 'Visual Futurist', who designed *TWO* ships for Prophecy. The rest were done by Origin's undercredited graphics team. Anyway, I hope everybody's looking forward to Privateer Online... which we'll start reporting on soon, I hope. It's not a problem, Trash Can, we should point out the great job the people doing fan games are doing... Wanna claim to give a flight suit to Kolokov? Pilgrim Stars will be out in about a week Oh, this is the last time you people can bug me about things for a while, I'm leaving to drive to Texas tomorrow morning I talked to a woman at a local knife store, and she said that *they* won't have it until late september... We're hoping to have a WC convention once Privateer Online gets up and running... Well, Austin would be great for me... Maybe we'll do something in January when the Ride comes out... we could get together wherever they have the ride. Hehehe, it's in a theater. We could rent it for a day or something. The ride will be out in January, we hope. We should hear more about it next month. Not much, I'm actually working on the second third of the timeline... Chris is awarding prizes to people, IIRC And all the new sections will be up in 35 minutes? 30 minutes? Something like that... Philip Langdale says hello from San Franscisco. I wish Gwenivhar were here:~( That's probably a different Lisa than the one I know. When I get to UT, I'll release the Kilrathi war part. About two weeks after that, the rest will be posted. Well, I did decorate that surplus cake. Well, did like Privateer 3 get announced or something? Well, apparently no one could be around when I attached a cell phone to a lap top, so lemme just report in.... I've been in Austin for a while... but I haven't been able to get online... I gave you the wrong number before... It's actually 301 996 5834... I walked by DAy esterday, they still have that Kilrathi in theirlobby... And I drove by Origin this morning... they're still... there... No, it' sup now... I did lots and lots of timline stuff on paper... This is the first computer I've had access to in a wihe, though... No encounters with Psych or philip Langdale Yeah, I'm at a hotel though, haven't been on campus much.. There wasn't space to carry my mnitor, so I have to go get a new one before I can come back online... I'm at the DoubleTree, (512) 454 6915, room 441. Also, tell death if you see him. lok, that is. I was in the other channel and gave Chris my phone number at the hotal, so he gave me his at home. Hmm, I must echo Angel's sentiments upon seeing Blair again in WC2... I have missed you all very much. Hehehe, yeah. My only problem now is just that I can't really see. I have a gas bubble in my eye Once it disappears I can get some new glasses... I'm bending my head so the bubble goes away for a while, using large fonts and black backgrounds. Yeah, I use sonar. Even in space, just to make people cry. Blockbuster selling previously viewed WC tapes *was* posted, and you were credited, long ago. I personally believe in the teachings of Ivar Chu Macdaniel... Hey Byyd, give Chris Kerri's new address. I bid you all goodnight, would that I return in the immediate future. Did you get PS, Hades? Yeah, Chris said that the bookstores were odd, but I figured amazon.uk would have it... I'm okay, I guess. Some pain. Well... it's been a week since my last operation... And I have another week until this gas bubble goes away... And then a few weeks until they operate again. And then hopefully I'll be able to see again. Not a big one. The last two were like rummaging around in the back of my eye... But while they did that they fucked up the front of my eye... So they have to replace my lense, if my retina stays on. Which isn't that bad, because they can do it so I won't have to wear glasses anymore... Well, I'm blind in my other eye... Actually, wait, I'm blind, lots of women may be naked here right now. Hmmm, or I could just add "I'm blind" and "please" to the sign I already have. Yeah, 47 appears in Star Trek a disproportionatly high amount of time. But thanks to comedy central's lack of new programming, you can see 4 straight hours of George Carlin whenever you want. I tried to shave today. I'm probably a bloody mess and don't know it. Wow, Waltz Rehearsal... did you become a World War 1 veteran? Well well well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. Trelane, with a brain for a lung and a lung for a brain... Wow, for once the standard Stupid Person genetic trait of 'not understanding the shift key' works in your favor -- you got ace's name right. Bravo, in 60 years you will surely look back on this moment as the one shining accomplishment in a lifetime of dull drugery. It took me a week to find the AHCZ, too. But that was because I was randomly guessing hyperlinks like in the commercial. Why doesn't anybody call them hyperlinks anymore? Don't feel bad, freaky person, five minutes isn't that bad. And you know, there are pills that will let you last longer... keep your head up! Hmmm, is C&C like golf or like bowling? I mean, based on your intelligent I would have to say it was more like bowling -- but then 901 would be really, really good... Wow, I hate to take a break from my usual witty commentary but that name is, to coin a phrase, really really gay. My apologies to Vinman, who will surely be offended. I hate to press a point, but is the reason you're ranked number 5 because you go around beating the new players who are ranked number 900? I guess that makes sense, we know you're an asshole, but why brag about it? Isn't it the sort of thing you should hide, like so many pairs of soiled underwear? ace's will SPECIFICALLY stipulates that 1) He's better than you and 2) I get the small piano and all uneaten Ritz brand crackers. I'll bet any of those chick clans would take ace in, if you know what I mean. And judging by your post, you most certainly do not know what I mean. And you never will! You mean Achmed. And based on that incident in Lybia back in '86, I don't think ace will be Achmed again for quite a while. You, my friend, are not. But what I want to point out is that you're unique! Usually people have to choose between all or nothing -- you, however, are in a unique position where all and nothing are indeed both one and the same. ace doesn't usually work Westwood, there are too many undercover police officers... I'd try the other side of town. LOL! At least the supply of stupid people didn't run out while I was away... Hmmm, a good way to describe how I see now... You know those old TV's that were black and white and fuzzy? Yeah, if you were watching one of those, except with both eyes closed. Sorry, I got tired of looking for an excuse to use that joke. Hehe, but SO prolly had more universe stuff than WCP... with the fiction... If it's a crime to love your country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to give a trillion dollars to communist Cuba, then I guess I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then by god, I'll be guilty of that too. STICK IT UP YOUR ASS, BYYDO! I've spent 18 years without getting any:P Chris Reid is a lifestyle choice. I've LOAFed and lost. Sometimes when two people love eachother very much, they have nothing to do with this answer. They reattached my retina by putting a buckle in my eye and lasering it on... And then they put a bubble of gas in the eye, which floats there and keeps the retina stuck back while scar tissue grows to keep it on permanently... In theory I'll be able to see better than I could before, and without my glasses. My eye is red now, I look like some sort of hellspawn. No, that was Kris. You mean 'Shut up Kris'. No, LOAF. I'm LOAF. You mean 'Thanks LOAF, I'll do that." If Carlos gets mad, you should get Carlos. And that's why God gave man the ability to cut off another man's skin and wear it. God created man:o? I'm talking about crazy old Alex God... There isn't much chance of us having done that, though, is there? Ah, Mr. Tarantulus, we've been expecting you. If I had a sock full of nickels for every time Had wasn't here, I'd have a lot of options when deciding to take a sock full of nickels and wack people downtown with it. My turn ons include long walks on the beach and women who'll have sex with me. They put it back on, and took all the goop out of my eye and replaced it with a gas bubble... The bubble slowly disappears, but while it's there, it keeps the retina in place. Byydo is mean to everyone every day. That's what makes him one of LOAF's People. Hmmm, all the references appear to Chris, it could prolly be easily modified. Please. Kill. Neodevilbane. Any idea what he's talking about? A timeline posted to the newsgroup? Chris uses a Vexon 1888. Well... I've got to go wash my hair... a task made all the more difficult by the fact that I'm not allowed to get my face wet. Dashed shame, the online Wing Commander community can benefit more from your skills than any calculus class. Nah, it'll just mean you'll take something even harder next year. Yeah, so we could all get together, go to one of those, and whoop some ass. I'm not, but that's because I grow younger -- like Blair's PPC. There's no point in +m'ing when there's no Delance to -v. LOAF (ICQ#302228) Wrote: FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST AND THEY WILL HATE YOU FOR FORWARDING THEM POINTLESS CRAP. Holy crap, I actually did start an ICQ thing. I just got like 6 of the thing. I didn't actually send it to anybody. I just mailed Hades pretending to send it to him. How utterly disturbing. I wore... a normal shirt and they put a fake tuxedo over it. It may have been the worst picture ever taken. I didn't buy any. I'd scan the one in the yearbook, except you'd get a picture of Dana_Katherine_Scully too. I just wanted to say goodbye, temporarily, since the gas bubble in my eye will probably disappear soon... No doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Well, if they had an award for 3,483,281,192th place, I'd win that. Lets... ask Telep when a good time would be? Mental note, shoot self, others. Using my 4dfx SupraTemporal Transit card, I can make most any time. No, and I tried... the *ACTUAL* reason I had to have eye surgery was because I got shot in the face after I tried to break into Origin's building. I've forgotten my credit card number, would you be kind enough to give me yours (G)? I embarassed you on your radio show and so you had your gang try to kill me. Yeah, when I was younger I used get wasted and stick Sorthak's to Thunderbolts too... Even when Chris says something, it's actually me saying something, apparently. Of course, I'm not going to tell anyone, because that would ruin all of the fun. Yeah, NedStats sucks. The Peter Telep site probably loses a good hit each day because of them... Maybe I should say something wacky like 'Tick Tock, here comes The Doc' or 'Doc-a-doodle-doo'. But then I'd hate myself. Me thinks The_Doc has a new autogreet. Trelane is a creature born of hate -- one spawned in the darkest pools of spite. Oh, I mean Sprite. Tacos are like making love to a woman. They have meat and cheese and lettuce and sour cream and taco sauce in them. Running for president is a lot like a relationship. You have to make fliers and posters and bumper stickers. Yeah, people in New York seem to be willing to whore their political positions out to anybody who comes along... http://swamp.intercom.net/user/chapin/aceboard/messages/16769.html There are people I dislike. Stupid people, ignorant people, Dana Katherine Scully people. And then there's a people I hate. Gentlemen, I give you NeoDevilBane. He's the NeoDevil bane of my existence. I don't really have a joke, I was fibbing. NOW LEAVE THE CHANNEL AND RETURN. Bwahahahahahah! And now the tables are turned. He spelled '69' wrong. Good Doc, now go on a self imposed exile. Hey, I don't control The Book. Some historians will someday argue that The Book controlled me. Loaf never scores. My reason for living is an inability to bring myself to die. I'm surprised I was able to think up the term 'Doc-a-doodle-doo' so quickly. It's not the size that matters, it's the flavor... I don't pretend to control ChrisReid, except when I do. If #WingNut and #Wing-Commander were drugs, #WingNut would be pracalamazine and #WIng-Commander would be hertlefortesterone. If #WingNut and #Wing-Commander were football teams, #WingNut would be the... uhm... hmmm, I only know one football team... #Wing-Commander would have lost most higher thought processes. #WingNut would have enlarged genitals. Now, now... we can hate Akkbar... in fact, there's no way not to hate Akkbar... but we can't hate the universe for having the same name... Oh, my new doctor has the coolest name: Manfred von Fricken. No, he's like young and a normal person, which is all the more eerie. When I die, I don't want it to be next year in my sleep, so don't !LOAFSearch Psych. I want to bang Misty. Lettuce, is, of course, my third, 'special' brother. By 'hacking' he probably means 'talking about enough to bore anyone to death'. I was really looking forward to pretending to have played that game and dissing it because it wasn't WC. But I was lying, I lie about everything. She'll be back. And I'll be here. Always here. I only ever leave the room to listen to books on tape... Oh, C, I talked to everybody's favorite Kinesoft employee, and he says that Avatar's thing isn't the real pre-budget cut WCP-script... But that it could be something that those scary people gave to Adam to look at. I don't go to college and I know where dozens of bookstores are. At college. Hehehe, my life consists of absolutely nothing right now. I'm not sure, I'm to stupid to answer it with anything but a witty remark. Wonder Bread is like normal bread, except made of a Jigglypuff. Just the universes way of reminding you that no matter how hard you try, you're screwed. You're not the only one. Sometimes I'd go to salad bars and just get a plate full of crackers. Oh, did you see that one of the 'script'writers posted to the AceBoard? Posted more than once, if you look at his IP. Hmmmm, I'll bet if we took your friends and family and then forced you to execute them one at a time, it'd bring tears to your eyes better. I don't trust them one bit. At best they're moronic fanboys who somehow got their script to Adam Foshko. At best. That's why Chris and I couldn't kill him in Austin. Can I use the Rifle of LOAF? So, should we start planning for our next birthday? Hmmm, Psych, 'Random Task' and the 'script' writer are the same person at the AceNet Board... Yeah. This whole script thing reeks of scaminess. It's not the script, it's an elaborate bit of fan fiction. Hey, we're professionals, leave the boring stuff to BluesNews. Because, much like an ant colony, we, the queen ants, surround ourselves with foolish male ants who lack the intelligence to do anything but tend to our young... One of the Frosty quotes isn't about you, though. It's about Frosty the snowman. Oh, wait, we took those ones out. Yes, they're all amusing. <> LOAF was in high school last year. It was like a regular school, except suspended on huge pillars... Yeah, up HIGH, as if I needed to explain the joke... High school was not a thoroughly un-enjoyable experience for LOAF. But he's glad he's in college. Except he's not. Some would argue that some of the last four years of my life were spent in high school. I've always been witty and amusing. And I've never been beaten. up. True, although Rosie is just a more attractive version of the Drayman Maniac accidently destroyed. We should have a pirate ER campaign. No, really. Each person could copy a chapter... Being stronger and more intelligent than Frosty isn't really much to brag about. In five years, maybe. I think that anything associated with Old Navy's ad campaign is completely unattractive. In fact, thanks to their ad campaign, when I build up *MY* Navy, I'm doing it without their help... This is like that episode of the original Star Trek, where they found that creature that layed silicon eggs and ate metal. Dear Origin, Please make a new Wing Commander game. We are aware that you are currently working on a new Wing Commander game, but since we got seventeen people from the InterNet to sign this letter, we think it should just magically appear right now. Thank you. Yes, most women on the internet seem to be 13 years old... Hopefully I'll prolly still have to have cataract surgery eventually. People like Kolokov don't have friends in real life, do they? Hmmm, I wish somebody would make an announcement about me whenever I come on IRC, like at the beginning of Pokemon. Also, when I leave. Oh, can you have a son for me, so I can put him in my story about the future of Wing Commander fandom? Okay. Byydo probably has a pamphlet or something that'll help. http://www.wcnews.com/pictures/premiere/prem05.jpg There. The guy in the middle who's not Silas. Possibly tomorrow. The gas bubble(tm) is almost gone... Frosty, do you want to play C&C2 with Chris? It's my 5th sense! Soon you'll have to play with me, too. That won't work out of context. Story of my life, but you still have to play. You should practice against ace, apparently he's rated really low. Unless that's because you're in his clan... I want a Slave Key. Except no key. And plural. I was in the paper once, but they didn't use my name. They just said 'unidentified assailant'. Does that annoy you like it annoys everyone else, or does it actually piss you off? Yeah. The pictures are what's odd. Johnny says it's *NOT* the original Prophecy script. But it's possible that it's something that those guys gave somebody at Origin to look at and got laughed at. Don't worry, he/she/it is obviously not intelligent enough to use the IP feature -- he posted under a fake name... I don't get enough mail. I should offend more minorities. The Joke. Not getting The Joke. One time I went to McDonalds and got a meal #3, and they gave me two 20 boxes of chicken nuggets in the bag. I still don't know why. Well that's an update, I suppose. Hopefully, it'll be an update tomorrow, if you know what I mean, hint hint. You mean pidgeon nuggets. Like "A man named Justin Alex II killed my parents yesterday, so I'm banning his initials." Hmmm, do you live in one of those Japanese paper dorms that allowed American nuclear weapons to have so much success? I put a hammer in the basement two weeks ago. If I go down and look at it, it will still be there. Have *I* achieved time displacement? There *ARE* (at least) two examples of time travel in WC, though... Who can find them? Stupid Trelane, takes my stupid joke before I stupid make it. Oh, I can like see again a lot. My glasses help. It causes like a big headache, but it lets me see a lot better. I'm hoping that I'm like Psyduck and I'll like zap everybody once it gets really bad, though. Awww, I don't hate you because you're not here. I hate you because you killed my parents during that great train robbery... I've been good and bad. Okay right now Recovering from surgery. I don't even want to know what you're talking about. 'neither shall', you have to be a US citizen *and* been here for 14 years. Or too little of an oldbie. That's probably because the ASB president at your school will never be in the position where he might be required to nuke his home country. Unless your school gets more funding than mine did. Sausage works best. Always say sausage. NEVER DON'T SAY SAUSAGE. I h8 Dan's Board. Nobody seems to recognize the fact that I know everything and they don't. I should ask him if I can be the moderated. Then I'll moderate their punk asses... Which, I note, sort of distrupts Mr. Stupid's theory over at the AceNet board about Origin not caring. Erm, and because boards like that are where stupid ideas are grown. EVentually, these stupid ideas reach less-stupid places, like agwc. If it weren't for the New Tech Board, we would never have to hear the phrase 'Sheffield class destroyer'. I guess I'll update about the Peter Telep thing... Oh, Hades, the Kilrathi have Pelicans because of the lend-lease program. At least that's what Johnny said back when WCP came out. 'Chris' saw a lot of things. Maybe one too many things... and maybe you were around to learn that... Ye Gods, what is it with being blind and seeing the future? No, I mean, all these people are like the same age, but they're so fricking immature. And I've been around for like six times as much as they have. Cav tried too hard to be the LOAF of the WCHS boards. But he didn't think the same way, so he fell, like the others. Delance, you're like a mountain in a river with 1840's prospectors panning for gold but only finding dangerous electric fish that bite them. It's amazing how the arrival of P-ych can completely devoid a channel of everything... That corresponds with us being two of the three intelligent people who post to the CZ. So I figure, why not delete nrp80, register it for myself and then use it to edit his posts? Welcome to the ancient order of No-Psych. Ahh, it's the largest public university, I can avoid him... I'd go insane if I had to listen to P-ych all day, though. Yeah, 'Oh no, school shooting, now we can't gun down people', 'Oh no, a bombing, now we'll have to destroy our materials'... So, I'm LORD ADMIRAL FLEET COMMANDER JERKASS OF FRAG! becomes LORD ADMIRAL FLEET COMMANDER JERKASS OF ****. Yeah, I hate steve jobs too. I usually stick to doing mark jobs. It would have worked, too, were it not for the fact that people online like to not capitalize proper nouns on a regular basis... Who the has a P3 550 with 32 megs of RAM? Well, as usual, your pre-occupation with human sewage has ended the conversation... It would be cool if the Sci Fi channel would broadcast the book... Oh, Johnny... I was trying to figure out map references... are some of them, like, towns in Norway or something? Wow, I'll be a Russian spy, and you can be my attractive sidekick who smokes one of those tube things... Chris isn't a bot. He's a Reid. Although, when they make LOAF: The Prequel there'll be a scene where I build Chris, confusing longtime fans. I've bitten off large portions of my toe... When I return, I shall be a better man. Or, the same man, but less awake. Hehe. They're currently working on the next game... which is Privateer Online. Wow, if I were a stupid -veon, I'd make stupid comments about how everybody's an op. Except there can't be all ops and a stupid -veon at once, so that's a... thing... You know, where it causes time to collapse. I wonder if my ULOAF address is akicked from #Wing-Commander Oh, I can settle this... there are indeed rumors about the next Wing Commander game going around. Probably the same reason all my female peers are busy, not wanting to see you... No, really, I'll call them up, and they'll say "Oh, we could do something, except that damned Evan Adnams might be there..." Why are people actually explaining this to me? My god, I've severed my head... before I do anything, is there some way to make Red Alert run better? Hehehe, I agree... but he wants to 'stop being Byydo', or something. Oh, yeah, he said that we were the good part... He's still going to be online, but he wants to be separated from some stuff. I updated the timeline a minute ago, Grim, if that'll help. As lusers go, he's not that bad. Just your average pop netzien. Ahh, I'm like all distant looking. Much thinner. Because of the surgery, mostly. If you have to ask, you'll DIE A SLOW death INSIDE ONE. What sort of tests did you have to take to fly that F-22? And the fact that he wants to know... such things about you is disturbing in itself. Then get off yer ass and start photographin' cows. Or, if you have a car, stay on yer ass and start photographin' cows. LOAFSearch has been set to kill. You were also Canada's greatest F-22 pilot, IIRC... COME ON MAN, KILL YOUR PARENTS! When people are in jail, they don't run IRC channels. No, newsgroup people have never been this dense. Naturally, Peter Telep's Richard Bowden extension finally learns your name when I come back. Hmmm, I'm gonna go downtown and harass people at museums tomorrow. I figure nobody else 'll be there on a weekday morning. A great man once said "Don't get shot, it'll make you die." I cannot disagree. Thusly, I bid you all goodnight. That would have to do with me not knowing what happened and why. Don't worry, as far as I know nothing bad happened to him. He's happy. I don't think it has anything to do with us... Although there are times that I'd put a gun in my mouth if it'd escape from certain members of the ps-ychopathian race... No, he didn't kill himself. He just wants to do better in school and not waste so much time here. Hmmm... if you were the guy who owned that ship before Kruger, you could have detonated a nuke mine and left no evidence... I... read AS... a lot... today. So much so that I had to pretend not to know the name of the Phantom/Lazarus and it's owner Kelly... Hehe, I'm gonna start adding good stuff soon. Sort of odd that we actually start talking about Wing Commander in #WingNut as soon as Byydo leaves. I don't think Hawks get called anything but fighters. The Ranger class one probably isn't one of the nine... Since it was a light carrier, and they're talking about fleet carriers. As are a number of other carriers in the future. Yeah. The Lexington (CV-44) and the Princeton are Concordia class... most of the AS carriers are probably Concordia class too... The Ark Royal is probably the other Concordia... and it's prolly the same Ark Royal that appears in FA... Yeah, the WC2 Concordia was a Confederation class ship. Yeah. Because the Concordia is your basic fleet carrier... Whereas the Confederation and Bengal are both specialized... Yeah, Vanhecke can be an aop. Deaop P-ych;) Yeah, Hades 'll eat anything. Oh well, now I can order the masks... I'd told the other mask people that I was a distributor and needed information, so I figured I couldn't order just one then. Well... I've pretty much decided, my sister is going as a cat, and I'm supposed to watch her... So I figure I'd better be a Kilrathi... Wow. Seattle's gone to hell in a handbasket. Maybe I won't go there next June. UNLESS YOU REMIDY THE SITUATION... ace hasn't been on in four days:( We're beeing whittled away... whittled away... Is it going to be another tough week? Wow, it was UO's 300th anniversary. The Top Ten List of Stuff LOAF Likes (in no particular order) 1) Wing Commander 2) TV's Kerri-Lee (MIA) 3) Poliwhirls (The very whirliest pokemon) 4) Metal: like plastic -- but NOT! 5) Pizza with cheese in the crust. 6) Chris Reids, and various other forms of Reid. 8) Skipping the number 7. 9) Those steak bagel things. 10) Star Wars Wacky Admiral Ackber Now, use your charm to convince... Origin to give us a six figure budget for the CIC.. and we'll hire her as our reporter. She's hotter than I am. Well, she'd have to relocate to Austin. But we could provide housing, I'm sure. I do have an entire half a tiny dorm room... Mental note, kill creators of ICQ. Twice. Actually, I don't, I might have to get an apartment. But then Chris could stay at my house when we go to the premiere of Wing Commander II. Which, will be usefull, since the premiere will actually occur deep within my own mind... Wow, SX Glory is to be commended on the ultimate agwc post. Why do scary people keep adding me to their ICQ lists? Baron von LOAF of LOAF's Merry Guild is proud to present SX Glory with the Silver Star, awarded for the perfect response. Also, if there's ever a Privateer 3, Burrows *HAS* to have that very exchange...sans backwardsness... I don't know why he's going offline, but he says it makes him happy... There's somebody we won't miss. Must close ICQ to avoid strangeness. 15-20. I'm apparently on 5,128,123 people's lists. I wish Byydo were here:~( He'd have something witty to say, or some inane file to send me. How's about sending me some random stuff from your windows/system director for old times sake, Tre? Hmmm, has By... MrSparkleStar been online at all? If Byydo wanted you to know why he left or where he's going, he would already have told you. That shouldn't be a problem as long as they don't try to help. There is no answer to the question. If he says 'korn' in the next five minutes, kick him... I got a 100/100 on *MY* World Issues project. I assigned it to myself yesterday, and completed it today. It involved listening to the radio, and then sleeping. Because in any conversation involving The_Doc, there's a 95% chance that he'll say 'Korn'. It's like a regular stick, except talking. Also, it talks. Maybe they sell them due to their chemically delicious nature... I think he actually lives in Philly, though. It's not really steak. It's like... a friend of steak. Wow, are you going to be Student of the Month? I held a similar title once... although I don't remember having to do anything... they just said 'You're student of the month, come downstairs so we can take your picture.' I got a newspaper article about me last week due to a freakish newspaper accident. A page from a paper last June was printed last week instead of the right page, and it had an article about me winning an award. Lots of scary people congradulated me, and I didn't know why... Damn the machinations of said cursed machine! A fly landing in a pot >:p You need a nice relaxing bath in robot acid. http://www.earth-netone.com/PeterTelep/richardandpeter_450.jpg Richard Bowden looks like a whacko. And Peter Telep's wearing a WC shirt. And that's the biggest pile of Pilgrim Stars ever. Now, now... it's not necessarily an 80's mustache/haircut. It might be a gay mustache/haircut. Afterall, there must be some sort of motivation for an obsession with Peter Telep... Well, he's nice enough to be gay... That's why we pay SX Glory the big bucks. A charming spectacle... Wow, they could see you through the radio? Because that just proves what I've said all along. Wow, was that song I wrote on it? Chris is 117 years old. Possibly 118 now. One Of Our Byydos Is Missing, starring Clint Eastwood and Barrie Almond. Oooh, I remember that. We really screwed over that guy. Hmmm... Kerri-Lee seems to be on more and more each day... maybe she's been ensnared in the web... the web of LOAF... I haven't ordered mine yet:( I should probably spend all that money I'm not using for college on something, though. Now, now, when a company decides to spurn WC, I stop caring whether or not they make money, I'm going to pirate ER. Alan Pavlish seems to have ignored my request for a 6 figure budget for the CIC:( Hehehehe, he's doing POL. You're thinking of Andy Hollis. I thought the update was that WC wasn't on their top ten anymore I'll update with that, then. I've got another minor timeline update too, yip. Kris, say a few words about the cover for the CIC. Now state that the operations you conducted in Iran were illegal and sanctioned by your government. I'm to lazy too memorize it, even if we use it in every other update. Oh, god, you've poisoned my drink. Is not. Remember when they blamed me for the World Trade center bombing and I was at the FBI Top Ten Most Wanted site for a while? It wasn't that much fun. But I did get a free balloon. Wow, years of Wing Commander has taught my spellcheck to want to change Kris to KIS Heh, I asked a similar question when I had my arm blown off in 'Nam. I miss Kerri so much:~( All I have to remember her by is my large collection of photos, tapes and illegally obtained biological samples:( No. Although I can think of six seprate UBW carriers. Because CV-06 could have entered service after CV-01 was destroyed. Actually, I can think of... 8 UBW carriers, I think. Princeton, Mt. St. Helens, 2 modified transports, Tango, Intrepid and 2 escort carriers. Of course, two of them didn't exist when the Intrepid got her number... Oh, also, you should probably start paying me now, so you'll have my services if there ever is a WC case. And there's sure to be a WC case when Tommy kills his brother Makris because POL told him to. I'm not having children, they'll take up valuable loafing time. Although I could name Chris' son Makris in my story. What good is the world when I've no Kerri-Lee:~(? Of course, if I took over the world, I could have all the Kerri-Lee I wanted. The world it is, then, chaps. Chris is always lonely, it's the effect of command. And to further delve into obscure related references, the only Drayman transport you ever see in SM1 is the TCS Hickok. Ahh. Working on the timeline here in the day. YE GODS! I'm suck a fricking idiot! I meant 'Diligent' transport, of course. Now if the light burns out, you can go "DAMN! BETER RED THAN DEAD!" "Do not apologize Major, I rarely listen to what you have to say" -- Hobbes . Wow, Lanced.net's request to suggest things that need improvement is almost too easy... Oh, yeah, you wanted me to, I was hoping to find something else interesting before I did, though. If I don't before I go to the play, I'll do the radio thing and a P2 update. Maybe we should make Heck a staff member... He's in Europe, so he can get all the freaky German stuff when POL gets announced. WC starts with a large group of multi-racial characters... and kills all but the white men And former child star Bandit LOAF was born on April 19th:o I think Columbine was April 18th, because that's when Hitler was born. Yeah. I'm glad they picked a movie ship one. You can tell me about it. I'm not a licensed therapist, but I enjoy hearing about other people's suffering. Mike... now there's a name I've not been called in a long time... And I wasn't expecting you to.... No, seriously, you did a good job. A good job of losing He turned invisible? This conversation has grown more and more disturbing. It was funny at first, and by 'at first' I mean never. Or, a script that automatically kills him when he says it. My favorite CD has Wing Commander 1 on it. Oh. My favorite music CD has the WC3 music on it. I think that I can't really judge it yet, knowing only its name But we don't know the idea We only know what people assume the idea is... Origin hasn't said anything. Plus, there have been several tries at WC Online This latest one (most probably Privateer Online) is something new... I'm looking forward to UO2, because all the people who make UO bad will switch to playing it. Most WC players today first played the later games... Because the teenagers who played the first ones are all grown up now. But WC1 was the game that caused people to want sound cards Hehehe. I first played WC3 on a 386/40 . 'Played' may have been a misnomer, though... I'm so dashed depressed Well, I have to have surgery tomorrow. It's not that bad. A tear... not a serious one. They're not even going to fix it, they're just going to prevent it from getting bigger. And I found this PC Gamer from 1996... the one with the cover story about Origin. And I read it, and realized that this was the exact moment when they started doing everything wrong. It has all these great things about the future that never happened... Because I've been thinking about how Pilgrim Truth will probably be the last WC story... Lots of cool stuff. Richard Gariott talks about how great the interactive video will be in WCV, and that Wing 5 will be the first of 2-4 games And it talks about Maniac Missions, and a game based on WCA... And the Privateer 2 preview talks about how the Manchester people want to do a WC/Darkening crossover game to tie them together Hehe, I was thinking about how great it used to be when new games came out, and it hasn't been like that for a long time I dunno, I think we'll prolly have POL and nothing else... like Ultima. I mean, we tell people that they're going to do a WCVI after PrivOnline, but it isn't really true... Oh, amusing note from the article, we shouldn't expect to see anything from Digital Anvil 'until late 1997' . Anyway, I think the best way to make PrivOnline part of the WC universe is to use the web site as the source material. Yeah, because my worry is that there will be too many stupid people playing the actual game, and it'll be impossible to record actual events. So just background from the actual game and the web site news stuff, assuming it's like UO. Hehe... I dunno, I just keep thinking about how it was when WCIV came out When Privateer and Armada came out, even. Well... my ISDN's been down for two days. I'm finally back, didn't want you to worry I had to have surgery or something. That said, my surgery is scheduled for 3:30 tomorrow. Ahh, there is someone here It won't be bad. Totally non-invasive procedure this time. No patch, no gas bubble, no recovery time Hmmm, maybe that was a :( script... Eeek, Edward Pang is bugging me. We probably shouldn't have posted about me going away until I did. Because I keep getting these "Why are you still here?" messages... Uhm, I think that was talking about a cat. When I worked at the vet. I'm making a map of the Landreich because people keep asking where the Landreich is. They killed him because they want to pass on the series to a new character. No, he's a typical WC3/4 era starter fan. We deal with half a dozen of them each day. No, I mean it sounds like you think you're better than everybody else. It's not true, but that's how it sounds. It's like eating a very dangerous cake... You have to start at the part that's on fire, and work your way around the slick black oil. Do you see what I'm saying? Viper is a lot like musical chairs... you lose, you DIE. There once was a NutBoy named Hades, who's dog was infected with rabies. And when it was dead, it got to his head, and hee took quite a shine to the ladies. I don't like Chinese food:( But I do like offending minorities. So it's a tossup. LOAF, make the timeline, LOAF, make the encyclopedia, LOAF, do the FAQ, LOAF, find the beef, LOAF, stick it in there now, WHAT IS IT YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME? Hehehe, if you *just* have the head, it's fine with a robe... you can tell people you're the prophet Sivar or something... But if you have the armored hat, you sort of need an armored suit. You know me, I'm never wrong. You also can't talk about them, so technically you can give them to him. Hadrian is a lot like a very dangerous cake. If you lick the fire part, you'll get burned. But not much. You'll just put out the fire. And he'll die. And you'll have killed -- and for what? Spin Confed Kilrathi Hari Mantu Nephilim Core Did you just answer your own question? Anyway, the next sectors are going to be neat, because they'll go *over* the existing part... if you want to print them, you can put them on transparency paper to make the full map. Since DALnet would not come to LOAF, LOAF has come to DALnet. And with him he bears a terrible story of woe and victory and stuff. But no one's here:~( And I can only speculate upon what Hades is reinstalling. Strangely enough, I found a store that was going out of business that sold WCIV chromart. I could say something witty in regard to Hades and a lack of balls, but I won't, because it's TOO EASY! . Wow, an anti-you. Hmmm, I think Plasma guns first appear in AS... He's a f00l. Worse than that, he's a f00l who pretends to know something. An Origin representative *HAS* stated that Wing Commander single player games are a possibility in the future. I personally doubt it'll happen any time soon, but the fact that you've decided they're dead doesn't mean they are. Psych's a witty, witty guy. Yeah, people are stupid. I didn't say I didn't want it. I just said people would be stupid about it. But if you'll check page 172 of LOAF's Handbook to the Universe, you'll see a graphic outlining the fact that people are stupid about everything. No, those are dumb ways to rip off of a popular concept. My Handbook is a guide to life. Wow, we made them take down Lanced.Babes? If we start making fun of how fricking stupid they are, will they blow out their brains? Hey, we're blameless, we didn't have anything to do with that. I wouldn't buy anything that has anything to do with nad-licking. Well, except maybe a good old fashioned nad-licking... He was Frost-ish... but I don't know if he was Frost-ee. Hmmm, why don't we have autogreets anymore? !LOAFSearch Jarma Wow, my greatest WC joke ever isn't in the book?:~( People just talk about them. "I got Alliance!!!! It has 3D voxels and an incredible terrain marking prospective!!!!!!" What the hell is with these stupid companies? I-War... Freespace 2... Homeworld... Why the hell do companies release sorry-ass demos and then play apologist? "Hey... if people play a bad demo, they'll assume that the real game can ONLY be better!" And the WCIV demo was like sex with a very dangerous cake. Even the WCIII demo was sw33t, even though they recalled it. Anyway, I can't believe my Jarma and Gregarov joke is lost forever:~( No, but the actual fire from the firewall is in the linux server in the other room. Reactor crews in The Other Room have to be retired after two shifts. You should come over sometime, I have frozen chicken lunches. That refers to... the radioactive halflife thing? Apparently Harper and Avon have merged, and there's confusion as to when and if it'll be published. THen play Armada, and memorize the sectors. And when you do that, you'll be one step closer to being LOAF. Everyone liked that, God knows why. Heh, I *WISH* Had weren't coming back... I'm sure Trylyn could figure it out. Hmmm, what would you name your son? Sometimes I get up, though. And go outside. To get the mail. That would go along with my theory regarding Dund being a retard. Ye Gods, Tre, they're going to compress you. It would be a *DARNED* shame to accidently delete these silly numbered threads... Generally? That's admiralable. Anyway, I doubt they're quite as obsessed with us as we are of them History shows that they're fairly... incompetant. And so it is said that in his final days Chris realized, upon learning that 'major publications' did not like Prophecy, that his enjoyment of the game was purely fictional. I guess they *COULD* be considered a threat to people who are allergic to nuts. But luckily we've got a nut-boy to ward off such people. GO CPL_HADES, GO! What if we held a popularity contest, and nobody came? There's a WC shirt I've never seen before. Yes. Thanks to the modifications Doctor Reid made to my brain, I'm able to remember everything. The rich run the country because they're considerably more intelligent than the poor. It *SOUNDS* un-PC, but it's true. Education is free up through high school. ANd if you're intelligent enough to use this free service properly, they'll send you to college for free. The guy who dropped out of 10th grade and begs for quarters outside McDonalds would *LIKE* us to think he's a victim of society, but it's his own damned fault. I just said, Had, if you do what you're supposed to when education is free, you'll get higher education for free. Very, *VERY* few people can actually pay for college, and yet many, many people go. There are entire massive organizations dedicated to giving people the ability to go to college on the basis that people who go to college will be able to pay back these loans because they'll have gone to college. If you are stupid enough to have gotten yourself a bad credit rating when you're 18, you are TOO STUPID TO GO TO COLLEGE . And for the record I'd like to consider myself an existentialist. To whom does Tolwyn refer on page 277 of FA? Wow, it's Churchill. Tolwyn is related to Churchill? Something Chrisid this way comes. For future reference, if I ever, *EVER* consider trying to make baked goods of *ANY* sort *EVER* again, please degut me. Wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah, get some of those for us, Kris. I used to drive all over Europe. it's not that big. Johnny's selling stuff on eBay... that's just odd... a Kilrathi Saga and a WC1/2. You're fairly slavish... Actually I'm of Slavish descent, I think. Shall I update with that for tomorrow? Didn't they re-freeze Slobodan Milosevic and put him back with Saddam? Oh, did a timeline update today. I find it semi-disturbing that Tolwyn is related to Churchill. Hmmm, I'll try and get to Origin when I get to Texas. Christmas reminds me of False Colors. Because I got FC the day my family got a tree last year, and I read it in the cold outside Ikea. Also there's a Christmas scene in it. Valoaftimes Day... Hehe, it will be a great post, we just shouldn't expect to see billboards for it I mean, Ben is LOAF, Barrie is Hades, Chris is Chris, Evan is Hadrian... but you don't have a nickname. Maybe if you CHANGED your real name, then KrisV could be your nickname. Chris' real name is Xeres Carington. ChrisReid is just his nickname. I feel bad about all the people watching the 7th game of the World Series... they're not learning about apples. Wow, Mark Asher published his stupid rant. Yeah. With the fake-numbers and everything. I don't know, I think we just assume it's a big side because it has the word 'game' in it. Wow, if my last name were Detroit, people could call me BenD. And then if I were talking on the radio I could go "BenD over." No, Had's a cripple. Can't leave the house, so he draws them to him... Hehehe, I *am* going to be Colonel Blair tonight when I take my syster trick-or-treating. Oooh, you can play Starlancer in the third person. NOT. Technically he's *in* a French speaking country. Chris and I are closer to a french speaking country. I can't begin to tell you how incredibly unexciting that is. I'd like to believe that people aren't necessarily stupid -- the internet just provides an excuse for them not to use their brains. obvisly you can't spell obviously. Hades has never been hooked up with anyone:~( Plus I know everybody. I'm TV's beloved Bandit (LOAF). Hehehe, he made a point of replying, apparently. God knows why... DS didn't even say anything. Replied to more than one post, too. Wow, but you invented =-] IT'S THE BEST SMILEY EVER! =-] Good lord, Delance, that's the most intelligent thing you've ever said. Do I *have* to share my database? Cause like, Chris and I don't have fast connections. That's because you don't listen to the same crap he does. Did you see his mp3 list? Hmmm, wait, that's missing lots of stuff. Because I converted all the stuff I have on CDs into mp3s. I wonder where I put it... Anyway, whatever's at the top of the list is what I listen to now, and whatever's at the bottom is what I haven't listened to in a long time. All of which is mute, because I've mostly just been listening to Steve Goodman CDs lately. Ask questions about the staff Duh, didn't you see Futurama with that little creature that eats animals? I vote suck on proposition this one. Clinton seemed pretty damn quick to tell us that there are no terrorists. Frosty is my protege:~( I plan to train him in the ways of loaf. It is my honor to present to you, Mister Galileo Trelane, Loaf's Official Yourscrewed award. You shall recieve your plaque, bucket of symbolic screws and glazed ham in the mail. Now go. OR DIE. After having kinky sex with someone. BEcause that's required to keep the rating. I think the best way to solve this problem would be to make up some wild assumptions about numbers. For example, the '2' in Descent 2 is much higher than the lack of numbers in Descent Freespace. The '2' comes back in Freespace 2, but it isn't really an improvement, because they're different flavors of two. Strawberry versus apple-rasberry, if you will. Also, from this we can obviously conclude that people prefer things that start with the letter 'D' to things that start with the letter 'F'. Therein, there will never be another mech game. And I'm a verrry verrry lazy man... Yeah, Malcolm McDowell probably isn't *that* expensive. Although he's supposedly sort of a jerk He refused to record voices for WCA with the rest of the cast. Well, an obvious Halmet reference, at least. Maybe he doesn't want to op you because he doesn't like you. Yeah, that was funny. Probably because my game sold more copies than BC3K. In fact I'd rather pluck out my nails with pliers than sound like Had. And I don't mean like wire cutters. I mean pliers from WCIV. Hmmm, Derek Smart wants me. Hehehe, it's not supposed to be particularly stable. But it's supposed to be really fucking cool. I think we already are rappers. W0rd. I hadz MAD soop and grilled cheeze! What up! Trelane, you're the rappiest guy I know. Except for Chris. Last month I saw two guys in the park making out. Until now, that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen. Mark Day is a great guy. I'd nominate him for man of the year, except everybody bitches about how it's not a good thing. He's a nice guy. A simple fellow. One of LOAF's People. Wow, Napster is so fricking cool. Hmmm, has Kerri-Lee been online lately? I haven't seen her. But he'll never live down the lipstick. People die all the time. Wow, you've had lunch and dinner in the time I've had nothing. Xoom will probably kill us anyway Hehehehe, we'll be mentioned at BluesNews all the time. Hmmm, they probably did build the other 7 Hakagas... they would have entered service about 3 months before the war ended... The two escort carriers were something Tolwyn mentions having. He never actually uses them for anything Probably... because they'd gathered the whole fleet for that offensive. The Hakagas (and the other new super-ships) were probably all being held back for that... Oh, it was a Bhnaktara, not a Hakaga (the WCIII class of carrier). Thrakhath sent it to raid the Landreich because he wanted to get rid of the Captain... He's also very nice to WC fans. He's given copies of books to anybody who's mentioned not being able to find them. Wow, if only Chris can run the channel, we can deaop everyone else. Then we wouldn't have anyone complaining about not having ops. And we've have r0b0t chris. That sounds fake. You're not a panda. Ahhh, you're full of shift. And inside the package... a smaller End Run! Really? I didn't know... haven't talked to him much. Aside from listening to him complain about the food. When LOAF goes down, you can better fucking believe you're going down with him -- important rule for life. . Wow, you have to fuck a different guy every week? WinAmp is a good mp5 player. Current Scorecard... Brothers (2), Sisters (1), Dogs (1), Cats (4), Hamsters (1). Hmmm, is Kris going to be a new staff member? It's not typical at all. The typical #WingNut topic would have some sort of racist remark, and then brag about how many hits we have. Optimally, it would also have an unintendedly sexually explicit quote from a non-op. Hehe, he does good work... we should make him a member. If only to piss off WCN;) Yes, Hadrian piss-off-ishness is a requirement. No, Bandit (LOAF) doesn't remember Saranya Carr;) I love LoaF too. I believe I have some guns 'n stuff. But always remember, LoaF loves you, too. Each and every one of you. Except you, Halman. I vote yes... with a but, that he write for us and not WCN;) Hmmm, oh well, lets us vote and then we'll find the rest of the people whenever they show up. That other chick is *NOT* hot in your pictures, Tre. * What is the craziest WC gadget You’ve ever seen ? Whisky Tango Foxtrot? Then they'd get all the porn people forward it. By 'porn', I of course mean people wondering whether or not there's going to be a new WC.Again. And Again. I keep an accurate log of everywhere my talking stick goes. CHRIS! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU!!!!!!! What if we make them know we know without making anyone else know what we know about them knowing about us knowing. Like, maybe we could have a 'Hello Figmund' update. Probably. They're smart, they're developers. Hehe... well, in a national election they've usually decided by 14 percent I'm going to try to draw the Privateer Online people in with an update today... Probably. Groan, this guy is denser than a tightly packed robot... I played a bit of Starlancer, though. Cloaking first appeared in 2653... No, the far future. I woke up ten years in the future and talked to Chris and used the internet-of-the-future. Yes... tis hilarious. This is my new hobby, BTW. Being very polite to people who hate me. Hehehehe, I'm sure it's fine. If you don't want to do both, though, you're free to write articles for us. Somebody had to sacrafice themselves. I stepped up to the plate! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Well, Kris, now that you're on the staff, I shall reveal my terrible secret... I'm actually a man. Can't possibly be more stupid than the situation you're escaping from. Rather, I believe the fact that his head is lodged somewhere deep within his ass that has made him so. Well, we used to. I got o the University of Texas... Chris goes to a high school in Seattle. I think we need to restart the F-22 program so as to prevent such violence. The threat of nuclear retalation will stop these suicidal maniacs. Wow, our Navy sucks. The big story at CNN.com is the Seattle thing. And then under that in little letters in the 'World' section... Corpses pile up in India cyclone; disease and hunger stalk survivors. Floods kill 'hundreds' in central Vietnam. Hehehe, CNN theoretically international... it's the one channel you can get anywhere. Ye Gods, no one would rememeber that quote if it weren't for Red Alert. He became an anarchist without knowing... anything at all... I wrote some fiction Bossman gets rescued off a slave ship, Angel gets busted down to Captain for lying to everybody about him being dead Hmmm, I used a Juno adress to post to agwc many years ago, IIRC. Byydo is like a beautiful bird. If you want to capture him, you must set him free. And once free, mark my words, he will kill again. But Mister Trelane, how can *I* become more involved in the lucrative pornography industry? I'm sure there's a conspiracy... WAY more sure than I was the time I told them to evacuate the white house because of a bomb... Oh, Chris, I changed my AIM ID... I'm BanditLoaf now. #W-Cebes have been showing up since I changed my tactics... What brings you to our neck of the woods? Oh, Tre, you don't have to worry about things like that in the 90s! Have fun, pussycat! I don't have a choice, do I ? Sure, I'll listen. Lots of people did... it's nothing to apologize for. Nobody was right Yes, this is my fake personality. I'm sure we've all grown quite a bit. It's worked twice so far... Trouble in paradise, mayhaps. Hey, we're the good guys here. . Oh, good, I was going to do that. Somebody with a less fake personality get that reply. No need to apologize. Everybody's said things they regret Hehe. So tell us about #Wing-Commander... there are a lot of people there who I miss Skyfox, for example... haven't seen him in a year. I think we did everything right at the exact right time. Hmmm, Tre showed me your log, Brancer. I must say I've quite a bit more respect for you than I used to Note to Psychopath, please pretend to be nice to Brancer for a while so we can stir up revolt in #S-C . Hehehe, well, it's good to know that we weren't crazy Hehehe, they're different places for different people... Here, we're a lot closer... and a lot less civilized, I suppose #W-C is more proper... better for newbies, I guess. Bearcat believed that Samcat was a quadrapalegic, though. This shooting in Seattle really sucks. Now I'm going to be a 'copycat' when I take out Berdos, DevilBane and Hardwicke in one fell swoop. Hehehe, Bearcat was a nice guy. Just gullible. I'm all registered for next semster... I just need a place to live. I guess I'll probably spend most of my time in that garage accross from Origin, though. University of Texas at Austin. Was *supposed* to start last semester Hmmm... does #W-C hate the CIC as much as the random newbies who come by here shouting imply ? Hehehehe. What's wrong with my timeline ? Oh, that reminds me, Chris, I changed the format a bit on the timeline... lemme know what you think. Added all those wacky break things. Makes it a little easier to navigate. I'm considering some sort of year-menu at th etop now that I have NAME links... I *want* to add it, but I can't find the basis. Hehehe, the rest of the timeline will be done in about two weeks... it shouldn't be long after that. It must be lonely. People are always asking if other people have it. But there's never anyone else who has it. We could just get the logo tatood on our nads. Wow, I said 'nads'. How British of me. He told off Eag and came here. I think the shorts would help get us a lot more hits. I mean, think of all the women who'll want to visit our site after seeing their boyfriends boxers? What about plaid boxes with an embroidered "CIC" on one of the legs Now, now, we all know what happens when you fly drunk. Not just any Guild... the most kick-ass-y-est guild! Working on FA stuff. Sparks was a Lt, right? She's a noncom in WC2 Gets promoted in ER, I believe. Chris: that's what I thought too. But I also realized that it couldn't be right Because she starts off False Colors retired. Hmmm... hopefully starting tomorrow I will need your proof-reading skills... Hehe, that's part of the meaningless crap of the public school system. They spend 12 years trying to teach you that everybody is equal. And that you should be nice to everybody. And then it's the exact opposite in reality Erm, but I'm setting up a secret timeline page... Which will list the sources, and have a text file for each when completed... And once they're all done, I'll stick them together Hehehe. The book has probably made some advances since you last saw it... Oh well... the book also gets old fast now... Hmmm... sooo, Eagle still as sappy as ever? And to Gene Tang continued his quest to dogmatically point out his annoyince with people who act like he acts about them in every situation where it could be possible... These are his stories. Hehehe. Think we'll be seeing anybody else? There have been a lot of people from #W-C stopping by lately... But nobody talked until you two showed up. Ahhh, IRC Politiks, how I've missed you. I don't know whether I'm kicked or not. I left and never went back Wow, the space sim channel is freaky with a capital PH. and that PH level means it's ACIDIC! Tracer, but he's still in #W-C, so I assume he's some sort of spy. Just like I tolds ya. We're the previous generation And we're all very happy to have learned that we weren't crazy afterall. Yes, Had, Marx invented the concept of revolution...:P I'm sarcastic about 94 percent of the time. The other six percent is used for sleeping and writing angry letters to Bill Forstchen. Yeah. And then Eag kicked Byydo and deoped everybody without explaning anything So we all left. Or were kicked. Hehehe, anyway, the most important thing is to forget what happened I could sleep under the... numerous attractive women... I'd drink too if I had anything to drink. tracer, I love the new look for WCN. I'm a straight up butter man, to which any picture of me will attest. Hehehe, I was such an idiot when she was around I'm glad I'm better now. I'm the exact opposite of me IRL. But she's *just* like that. "You're way to gay to have ops"? "LOAF, make your own clothes", "LOAF, skin the dog", "LOAF, stalk the woman". YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK! And I'll have you know that folded newspaper underwear is neither as glamorous nor as attractive as you might think. When the washing machine is still spinning, and the door is closed... Hehehe, prolly some guy's. Thrice. I've shopped there thrice. All times against my will. Hehehehe. I had to go there with a blind kid who wanted to buy lotion for his mother... twice... and with Samcatt and Samcatt's sister once whilst Christmas Shopping. There's a certain sense of accomplishment in a pr0n store. Not so at VS... Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac. It was good seeing many of you again Shame Gothri was away. Nice meeting the rest of you... I will teach you the secrets. It is our most holiest weapon. Way holier than that gun Psych won't shut up about. Must... resist... urge... to use... incredible powers... Yeah. My sex life increased by a factor of 3 when I got my @wcnews.com address. I'm sure you know the appropriate response. It involve the number zero. Sorry. Fell asleep on the floor, just woke up. Not sure why. Eag did something stupid (like kicking Byydo and deopping us. and refused to explain it... again... and the current crop of loyalists 'saw the light' . So you hate hate? A Talent For War. Like the CIC, except for general space combat games. Yeah, people *talk* about things like that... because it makes a nice story... but I don't know if it actually happens. No, they didn't show it at the premiere. But the Starlancer guy showed it to us at DA the next day, because my brother wanted to see it. Israeli is where rich jewish people go so they can live with the threat of being blown up in the holy land, or something. Sure they will. I still have free drink coupons from the premiere. Next time we'll all go to Origin. Yeah, Dan got drunk and stole my WC joke. Commenting on how after the movie ends happily, Angel gets gutted, Blair gets squashed and Maniac never gets any again. I can't honestly take you serious, peon, you're not even in #W-C. Would you give heroin to a heroin addict? Of course not, you'd keep the sweet sweet necter of life for yourself. http://www.ctimes.net/cgi-bin/images.cgi?/wallpaper/0001/0111.jpg - Young Lara is scary. He was the guy who thought to color yellow legal pads yellow. Before that they were white and people didn't know why they called them yellow legal pads. Zero0 is the ultimate annoyance. A better question would be HOW! For you see, Chris Reid is not a violent man... It can't possibly be more remarkable than the time the 7-11 didn't charge me for a hot dog. Oh welll... everybody's going off to play Starcraft or Tiberium Sun... I guess I'll go get lunch... And then you pressed the new lever and it opened a gate to candy bear land? And then you played with the candy bears and they gave you some of their magic love power? At least, that's what happened to me. Holy crap. One of *MY* guinea pigs died. Well, my sister's. Splash. Hehehehe, okay. As long as my sister doesn't read agwc. She doesn't know yet. Wow, we should kill Kris. Hehe, that was a good one. People usually get really bad ones when they ask. I don't like Dynaco's message much. But what are you gonna do? I haven't said anything about him. Ahhh, that one sucked harder than the last one. You're doomed to sucking, Dyn. Hmmm, is death saying things again? You want I should break his thumbs? Now *THERE'S* a quote. The Chrisrathi lied to you! We tell the truth! I think that was actual said in 1922, though, when I was a member of the Mafia. Wow, she must have been scarred for life. I talked to Chris on AIM once, too. He has no place in the New World Order of LOAF. Just read your post... hopefully it will end a very long and tiresome debate Ahh. Mark Asher's numbers are only for the US... he's working under the assumption that international sales were inconsequential. Hmmm... we're all confused as to why they aren't doing single player WCs now, though. First we were told that Origin was only doing MMP games... but now Richard Gariott is talking about his next single player game in that interview Unfortunately all video tapes were lost in the 24th century after the second coming of christ. I REFUSE TO TAKE IT BACK! THAT :~( WAS PASSED TO ME BY ALAN ALDA ON HIS death BED! I'm gonna do that. You'll wake up one morning and be disturbed. With a big grinning ChrisReid in the upper left hand corner. Grrr, time to kick some Landreich-Border Worlds confusing ass! NEODEVILBANE HAS CALLED DOWN THE FIRE! Kilrathi Saga is a lot like TV's Kerri-Lee... difficult, but not unatainable -- assuming you have large amounts of money. I went to the mall to help blind people shop today. While Hadrian was doing evil, I was doing good. Except there were too many people there, so I just hung out with somebody I knew. Wow. Somebody said "Hello, my takhars", and I was totally offended. Means 'brothers of equal rank' in Kilrathi. Lad, if ya bring upon yourself the fask of taking up arms whenever Delance doesn't get something, you'll be a very, very busy man. Is it just me or is this a really... really stupid/bad thing? I don't want to go right out and say that because I'm sure they've been working hard on it, but it's silly. I don't know, apparently these two have been working on it. I can't believe they've actually set up an updatescript for something like this... But almost all WC stuff relates to Europe... Erm, but all it could possibly serve to do is draw hits away from our main page... Erm, but if it's available in stores in the UK, it's up to *YOU* to either tell us or update about it yourself. It's not like we're trying to be anti-european, we just don't have the ability to know that... one of the reasons you're on the staff. The point of news is to collect it for everyone, not to create two seprate sites... If we wanted to do something like that we could have novel news and game news and movie news all as seprate places. Chris! You'll understand my point of view... How much news on the front page *doesn't* apply to Europe? And what's so special about Europe? Why not Africa? Or Asia? But the CIC has always been international. It's sort of insulting to say otherwise. Or make little graphics for each Shard or something that you can put next to POL updates. And since WC sells better in Germany, shouldn't our front page be CIC Germany? And then we can have silly little pages for everything else... We never will need it. We're an international Wing Commander Site... This is like Lanced.net having free.lanced.net and star.lanced.net... pointless. It does interest us. We think it's wrong. Why would they go behind our backs like this? I'm getting the Burger King Poliwhirl today. Very few, if any, weapons' damage capabilities are measured in Plunketts. Hades! I choose you! Use your funny British word attack on ChrisReid! Use your don't-see-many-movies-in-theaters attack! Now! Hades! Return! KrisV! I choose you! Use your Mark Asher Thrasher attack! Hmmmm... two. One for home and one for school. Hmmm... before you kill yourself in stereotypical 'net fashion could you get a wcnews.com tattoo? Erm, but when you slit your wrists, do it all the way up and down instead of across. I learned that in 7th grade. My science teacher taught us the best ways to kill ourselves. Pttht, what's a second of pain compared to the rest of your life? If you can't stealing, you might get shot trying. It's a win-win situation! How many times a month is it that Apoc wants to kill himself? Now, now, don't kill yourself on our account. We all have reasons not to want to go on with our lives, but in the final analysis they're all pathetic and stupid. Oh, yeah, what a great reason to die, no home computer. Oh, what a horrible life you have. I was wrong, shoot yourself, you can't wrestle. You're a high school freshman. Your life is supposed to suck, and you'll eventually learn that none of it mattered. Life is a series of ups and downs. And you have to deal with that, not escape it. You're very lucky to have a lot of what you do. Don't worry about grades. They may seem like the most important thing in the world right now, but they'll be meaningless in the near future. I mean, logically, if you only want to please your parents... you shouldn't kill yourself. I'm in The Real World (tm) now. Grades didn't matter. The fact that person X didn't like me in high school didn't matter. I mean, screw that, if you don't have anything better to do than complain about not being able to wrestle, you don't deserve the life you've been given. Sooo... basically... your problem is that you're unable to roll around on the floor with sweaty half naked men... And this makes you want to kill yourself? Apoc wants sympathy. And I have no sympathy for Apoc. Your life is considerably better than those of many, many people. Make yourself worth it. Hehehehehe, it's easier to steal money than it is to kill yourself. I think all of us here have had far more serious problems than you do now. I'll get U9 when it comes out, and not a minute before. I did get the Burger King Poliwhirl, though. Well, *THAT* was a fun little romp... It did go Gold, but it hasn't shipped yet. http://www.crackednuts.net/woo/logs/may30irc.html Man, oh, man. That was a long time ago. Check it out... I can't say I don't miss it. LOAF: Hi! thanks! The people and ship databases in p2 mention that the trisystem is part of a 'Confederation' and that it's at least the year 2789. Does P2 really take place 100 years after WC4 in the good old Terran confederation? Crap, I knew everything even before I knew everything. No. We don't have e-mail address'. We're nameless, faceless masses yearning to breath cic. Hey Tre, wanna play the bowel game? Chris Reid! Join us, mi amigo, we were just talking of old times. Yeah, Had needs to oil the penninsula a bit more, if you know what I mean. And I do not. Dammit, I remember hating Tre now, but I don't remember why:( How did you take over agwc, Chris? Chris evolved differently from us. Sally Struther's ship looks a lot like a Tallahassee Or, you know the bots in Q3 are programmed to tell you that you're good when the bots in Q3 tell you that you're good. Stay... very... still... They... can... only... detect... movement... I'm keeping my hands away from Chris' fic. The fact that we haven't akicked all nonops yet? Hehehehe, yeah, but it's funny when they don't know that. I'd be a Mac WC fan if they'd bothered to change Mac for WC. WC4 PSX is a whole different bocket of tobaggans. You read way to much into what I say, Delance. Which is odd, considering you're borderline literate as is MASH would be pretty crappy if it were still new, Captain. The series would be like three times as long as the Korean war. I can guarantee you that your future career will involve other peoples wood and your hole. I don't think so... the Concordia in WC2 entered service in 2656, and this thread was generated in 1999. Nice try, Delance. Because we'd have to be really stupid to make random people channel operators. Oh, no, he just hates NeoDevilBane. And don't we *ALL* hate NeoDevilBane? I know I do. A lot. Because he's sooo annnoying... and always arguing with me... and never right, but always right enough to argue forever... It's pretty fucking cute. No, if we hated you we'd be talking about that weird cop thing. We miss our #Wing-Commander bretheren... Except not Eagle. Or Dana. Or Tigershark. Or CBF. But we miss the rest. Which is odd, for someone who includes 2033 resurrections of Blair on his own version... Well, sounds like you're getting down with your bad self, I'll step back. No, that's good... imagine the situation... {At the watercooler on Monday Morning} "Hey, Tom! I found this great web site! It's called the Wing Commander CIC!" "Wow! I'll search for it on AltaVista right now instead of taking my coffee break! I'll bet you'd like to have hot passionate sex with the webmaster, right?" "Don't you know it." See, it all works out for the best. Extrema enema. Sorry, had to be said. Have you ever had someone who acted as a cheese grater to your soul? I do. And his name is NeoDevilBane. And also Harlan Ellsion. DM's don't need testing, they're a human shield to keep us protected from harm... No, I never add people who just randomly ask. He can go do good in my name and I'll be happy, he doesn't actually need to be a DM. I killed seven before I thought to /whois them first. It would be that way everyday if you'd just drop out of school and go west to find gold. Except you live in Seattle, so west would be like a trench or something. That would be North West. North West is not allowed. And that ChrisReid guy is Chris Reid... Talkin to Phoenix... *he's* starting a hosting service with some people, apparently... Hmmm, well Tre's a staff member because we leech off his mad skillz, not because he gains anything from it... The rest of us, however, should probably split it. I concur, there was no profit once SO ended. Erm, Phoenix also said he was starting his own hosting company... Your problems aren't really that bad, and I don't even know what they are. Your screwed over if you fail a class because you were busy raising canned goods for Mahir. But it has when I first met Chris! Chris! Hi! HI LOAF! I love your WC Info Center website! He complemented the CIC. My news site scared Akkbar into his demise. Muhahahaha. See, what's strange is that Chris was complementing the CIC several years before it existed. #W-C is a lot like a handsome melon. Maybe you don't have to squash a bit to see what the insides are like. If you know what I mean. Anybody see the cover of TIME this week?http://image.pathfinder.com/time/images/covers/1101991122cov_red.gif Does this mean Poliwhirl's in the running for man of the year? It's not overdone like Pikachu, but for some reason it's everywhere. I'm gonna go through it again and see if I can kill everyone on the miltiary base... brb... Ooooh, I hate every Ace I see, from Avatarr-A to Zohrath-Z, no they'll never make a WCAce out of me! Hmmm, that needs musical notes. I don't think staff members are supposed to tell students to go fuck themselves at all... Do you think everybody else can handle the CIC for a while? Yeah... just feel very blank. Need to take a vacation... Not really... just gonna go away with my family, I think. Gotta get ready for school, too. wcnews.com/loaf/poli.jpg It's missing two:~( Oh, CHris, did you see the thing of when we met ? Yeah. T'was probably after the WOO thing. There's a part where you talk about how you usuall post to agwc, but also like the WOO zone now. Besides, there is no Freelancer. There are no screenshots. No one's played it. It was shown 'behind closed doors' at the E3. And yet it's already supposed to be the greatest game in history. Therein, I believe that 'Freelancer' is actually just 'A Room full of Microsoft Funded Whores'. Hey, if people want to kill in my name, I don't mind... I just won't add their name to the list... Wow, are you buying condoms on eBay? I got a Poliwhirl baloon at Toys R Us the other day. It's sort of similar. It'll keep me from having sex, at least. Nothing's dumber than Canada. Oooh, is this one of those 'one is fake' things? You were kidding about me not being your girlfriend? Hmmm, the Black Mesa Facility is pretty dashed cool, I want to apply for a job there. Steltek are people too! I'm a french speaking American guy. With an eye patch. There are interesting debates at agwc and such, but I haven't seen the chance to take part in one on IRC Erm, and in general everything seems to be getting dumbed down anyway... The wc newsgroup. alt.games.wing-commander... Iceman is from Vancouver, which was only recently ceded to Canada. But I was looking for something wacky. Well, it does to *ALMOST* everyone... Chris and I are part of that select half a percent... But I'm sure there's life outside WC. Delance, you're like the lovable but misunderstanding android. Same as #W-C, except with a different crowd, I guess. Smaller crowd... but I guess we're more familiar to eachother. Ahhh... there's like 10 or so people who always seem to be there... Hehehe. It's not for everyone. It's... less civilized than #W-C, I guess. But not in a bad way. You sound like a recruiting poster:P It's from an old WW2 poster... about how you're supposed to carpool to save gas... Your mind works in a mysteriously obvious way, Had. No, this is way less usefull than fufme. I'm with death on the poor taste issue... I miss the old Internet. Olde Internete. Hehehe, Neil Young said he expected the company to last for another ten years... Which sounds bad, coming from the former president. #Wing-Commander smells like Delance's jacket. People give up on things when they don't get news. One of the reasons Origin is so furkin stupid these days. I mean, what the heck is with that? They're trying to seem like a 'respectable' corporation or something? Starlancer will suck. Hard It's Privateer 2 without the Wing Commander reference... although more blatandly ripped off of WC... I don't see how people can be so in love with DA's upcoming stuff... I mean, DA has done *NO* other games... And their track record to date has been the Wing Commander movie. Starlancer has nothing to do with Chris Roberts WC has always been a ripoff of something, but so has everything else. and WC has done a good job of it. I mean, look at how they screwed up Tolwyn by not letting him be the hero at the end of the war? It would be nice to flesh out the WC universe now. Have people go back and write more novels or something. Maybe set the next game after P2... so it can all be completely changed... Yeah... Kilrathi females have... six... and she seemed to only have... two... Maybe Zukara was Thrakhath's sickly daughter and she'd had lots of breast cancer or something. long isn't always the best wizzy If I weren't so god damned polite in that channel I'd say what I'm thinking. I learned the hard way from my humanities prof * LOAF got new glasses and can see again... Meanwhile, 4,500 Hadrions away... LOAF lays in wait. HTML is to programming as riding that tram thing at the beginning of Half-Life is to driving an actual car. Everyone who has anything to do with WC lives in Austin Texas. I served in the 183rd Nacho Cheesier Cavalry. On March 15th we engaged elements of the third Cool Ranch Division. There was confusion among the enemy ranks, but we were bolstered with air support from a unit of Pringles Mercenaries. I won't lie to you, it was bloody. There was a 60 percent casualty rate among the first wave. But then simple numbers can't really express what it's like to watch the guy next to you take a cheeto round in the head. I lost most every friend I had in that damned war. Anyway, it comes with an Ankh pendant. I can wear that and the Pilgrim Cross and people will think I'm BiORIGINual. Wow, since when is Missouri an organization? You should start a Calzone website. You can call it the Calzone Zone. I've lived all my life in a place where you can't even order Pizzas:~( The cover art of the Hakaga's is remarkably correct... bays are all in the right place, and it has the right number of Yatug's. And that's all I ask. Origin people seem to have as much time off as French people. They *always* do that... although Origin doesn't do their own tech support anymore. God knows why. You know what's strange... Is that P2 chat a few years back... They said that nobody could make it to Origin because of a big snowstorm... It doesn't snow in Austin. It doesn't snow in Austin... He's either very brave or very stupid. IIRC, most every president has been an Eagle Scout. And I don't think there are many minorities at UT either. See that big cube over yonder? That's Belgium. There goes the finest man ever to /quit IRC. Chris, of course, has never closed IRC. Stupid fucking Baen. Why can they re-release every single fricking Honor Harrington book AT A LOSS and not End Run? It's sort of sad that he doesn't realize that anyone using the term '100dpi with level 2 jpeg compression' in relation to quilts *IS* a dork. I want people to stop telling me they want POL. And POL. What a surprise, you prefer something similar but obscure. . If Gene Tang wants people to shoot tiny projectiles at him with the aim of inflicting pain, I'll be more than glad to oblige. . Here is another situation where the movie helps us -- according to the Terran Confederation Handbook (p.34-35) the Bengal class Strike Carriers entered service in 2619 and are 625 meters long... the inference being that the Tiger's Claw was the first of a new, updated version. And so that the nay sayers may nay turn on their nay-saying machines with the intent of saying nay, I submit as evidence the fact that the Tiger's Claw in the Wing Commander Movie Novel is 700 meters long and has the same 'history' as given in Claw Marks. I am honored that said post is in my thread. Erm, no offence if you're a 256er, but everything looks like crap in 256 colors these days. Hehehehe, don't worry about supporting 256... general rule, if they can't view the latest WC, they can't view the CIC. Not going anyway... going to take my computer downstairs and get a chunch of this encyclopedia done while off-line. I hereby award you the first annual agwc Shovel Award, for best digging of ones own hole in 1999... You and Delance may share the award. The Hades was the first Hades class ship, followed by the Cerberus. I wish somebody could figure out how to extract stuff from Priv2 Don'tcha just hate how every stupid newbie thinks that the purpose of IRC is to provide a setting for other people to entertain them? Can we make Frosty a moderator? Just to piss off everybody? Admin is funnier, I guess I, Loafbot. Now, now... history seems to love picking important figures from the past and making them gay crossdressers. We held a #WIng-Commander ReCreation on another Net a while ago. That was fun. Hehehe, I'm sure I've said some nastier things about you. DAMNATION! The merciless fiends who inhabitate this channel can be counted on for nothing! Oh, I took an evil scientist course while you were away. Which, I note, is only the first step in my complex plans... muhahaha. Dash! MediaOne... this can mean only one thing. I don't know how, but that fiend Dundradal is behind all this. Wow, Kolokov as a TV station. Why do you keep getting disconnected? DAL or suckyfreeISP? I still don't get this thing. Why did the WTO thing spark so much weirdness ? I hope there's not violent protesting at the conference I'm going to in Seattle. Hehehe, a lot of people think that there's a big Starbucks sign on the tower thingy now. Wow, that's pretty cool. I wish I were there, so as to scour the remains for one of those Flurry making machines. Dammit, I can't bear to see you like this, lets just all go to another net for a while. We can hang in Beth-land or something for a few days. Hmmm, can you help me with Priv2 stuff whenever you get winter break off? Also, there isn't usually much space in a riot. If there was space, it wouldn't be a riot. AAAAAAAAAAAH! SHUT UP HADRIAN! Wait, no, I'm not supposed to say what I was thinking... Getting on my nerves is how you deal with stress? No, you're not freaky. Trelane is freaky. You're more like one of those knife-sharpening rocks rubbing against my already sharpened knife. Eeeep, what the fuck is wrong with Edward Pang? He has spent the last three days asking me over and over what I think the best way to install U9. He's had U9 for two days now, and he hasn't installed it. Just asked me how it should be done. OVER AND OVER. I'll say "I did the full install." and he'll go "The 1.6 gig one?" and I'll say "Yes, the full install." And then he'llk tal about how he wishes he had a P500. And then he'll ask me which components I installed. And I'll tell him all of them. Ninja's kick people in the chest, riot police kick people in the abdomen. And then he asks if that includes the movies. Had: YOU ARE RUINING MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM TALKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS! That's pretty exciting. Know what I did today? ABSO-FRICKIN-LUTELY NOTHING! Except sometimes my routine of absolutely nothing is interrupted by periods of intense pain. But other than that, nothing! Hopefully someday you'll look back on high school and realize why you didn't have any friends. And hopefully you'll be happier for it. As Johnny told us, the original point to Blair's information (which nobody noticed. was that Confed *DID* know about the Bugs before they officially claimed to. This would supposedly have been a larger part of the plot, had there been a larger plot. ChrisReid has been idle 6 secs, signed on Fri Dec 03 00:33:18 When Chris does a book quote, he un-idles himself. Attention all. The CIC Chat Zone is for general Wing Commander chat. It is *NOT* for bitching about the administration or petty teenage rivalries. If this is your intent, please GO AWAY. All posts dealing with the CZ itself, what you think of the administrators and similarly useless bits of flamebate will henceforth be deleted. If you have an actual complaint with one of the administrators or the way the board is run, feel free to contact me IN PRIVATE. I can be reached via e-mail at loaf@wcnews, ICQ at 302228 or at home in the evenings at (301) 774 5854. Do *NOT* post it on the board. A ZERO tolenrence policy is now in effect for such things. If you do, you will be banned. The CZ is set up for you to enjoy yourselfs and discuss, not for you to belittle others. Kalkrath: You will *NOT* be unbanned. As soon as you were, you started a new account and started the same crap again. Either explain yourselve thoroughly or GO AWAY! Another note: Frosty does *NOT* have the ability to ban people, and he does *NOT* have the ability to delete threads. Only I can do that. Oh, and I apologize to those with three digit IQ's who are not involved in screwing up everything for everyone else. I'll give you my first born son. {Like that's gonna happen} NO M'SARCARS! Hitler's brain in a jar can't walk or see, it it's been ruling Brazil pretty well for the last 40 years. Don't say words Had recognizes, he'll start talking. I don't *THINK* there were many tear gas armed riot police at woodstock. Although alternate-universe Woodstock was probably entirely tear gas armed riot police. That's a horse of a different color. The simple fact that Pierce Brosnan's daughter is a he is enough to cause serious problems. "Actually I think Tiger Claw is the correct term, like Eagle Talon. That can be why they used it on the movie." Delance is going to win next year's shovel award, I just know it. Or maybe the AGWC brick award... for being as dense as a brick... I was attacked by the stupids once. But a quick /part #WIng-Commander helped me get away. I like every porn I see, from something A to something Z There are never two at once. Cept the scary ones who I don't know but think they love me. What *is* a 'prototype' -- in the Privateer 2 sense. And so I said, I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini! The pie shall be cut in half... and each man shall receive... death. ChrisReid, you ignorant slut. Erm, by which I mean it just opened on Friday. It's a week long charity event. I say we boycott games until Privateer Online comes out. AARRGGGGGGGGGG! Pang has switched from 'how did you install U9' to 'Can you play U9 without lockups'. I have fricking talked to him about it six, and I exaggarate not, six times. RG is so dashed annoying. He's doing a sequal to Ultima IX called 'X', which isn't Ultima, but will probably be called Ultima anyway, according to him. I hate RG, hate hate hate hate hate hate. Hate. De-lance, De-lance deserve not but a parting glance. I've gone about three days without being told to get a cheese-steak... Where'd Psych go? Yeah, but I wouldn't notice that because you disappear a lot. It gets strange not being told that I'm going to be in a JA2 mod three times a day. That blaggard! I'll see him steamed whilst the rooster cries. Now, now, Psych loves me like a... something. Oh, wait, UT must have went home already. You can be in an update if you'll talk to Kerri-Lee for me. Hmmm... your dad seemed pretty cool, maybe he could notify us? And Hadrian can do a Frosty's Dead graphic... and Byydo can do Frosty meets Mr. T. and Tre can write a Frosty CGI script. And Had can take credit for that. And Hades can talk about how you are hard to get in England. And Chris can... oh, you know where I'm going. Hehehe, that German guy was funny. He e-mailed us because he wanted to know why the girl he e-mailed wasn't replying to him. Lets have a surprise cupcake party for Cpl_Hades! Oh, that's even better. UPDATE THE GOD DAMMNED FUCKING POLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know, but they weren't hard to forget. But we ask so very, very, very, very little of the poll... And only once a week. Since you have so very many things to do, why don't you teach Trelane to update the poll? So as this does not happen again, teach Tre to do the poll. He can be your protoge. Hmmmm... can I pick new intro quotes for everybody? Tre, if you learn to do the poll, we'll be able to have a new poll each week. That might be a record. The not killing anyone ever in Quake thing. Kris, there are thousands of Quake III playing sub-morons out there. Some of them can even spell 'l33t'. Why are you lowering yourself to play with Hadrian? Don't we *have* to list them all? Because people know what they've nominated. Working on the new shiplist right now, though. This'll be great, when somebody goes "Y462-14BJ" to you on the street, you can instantly know that he's talking about a Leighat. I'm leaving on the 4th or the 5th to drive to UTexas.edu. I want one of those big cases of porn from Privateer 1. Yeah, you're a fricking wonderful man. A pinnacle of humanity. The best of the best of the best. Oh, well, hint, it doesn't get you respect, it grates on our brains until brain goo spills out and makes our chests hurt. Does it mention the part about him telling us how he is a lot? People give a damn, but the way you talk makes you sound like you think you're better than everybody else. And don't say you don't, because that just makes it sound like you think so more. The book always does that. Because it's his intro quote. HEY! LETS HAVE A BI-PSYCHUAL RELATIONSHIP! I always get killed by 1 Krant. {HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA} You know why I don't like these people? They didn't get that. That was the point... Don't make horse references:~( I'm stil all sad because Smith the Horse is dead. Oh, Chris... am I the only one who wants to spit on the grave of TCNPhil? I have gotten his stupid images nine times. Oh, yeah, AOLiants don't have to download attachements. Hehehehe, and now he's sending new images. And each time he sents one... He sents it to LOAF@WCNEWS.COM and CREID@AOL.COM and then he corrects himself. And sents it to LOAF@WCNEWS.COM and you. AND SOMETIMES IT TAKES THREE OR FOUR TRIES! We could use the 4dfx card to go back and genetically engineer a female Chris, though. Except that'd be too freaky. We could create a twin sister for him. You know... with the money we spent on a server... In 3,392,192 years we could afford to commision a nuclear submarine. And then nobody would want to de-host us. Hehehehehehe, WCUE IS STILL ON TRACK AND READY FOR RELEASE! ChrisReid, you've thought about the army. I like AceNet, it deserves to win. They should offer people better weapons. If you actually want to see any action, though, you should probably become a riot control police person. Yeah. They've failed to deliver the robots, rockets and lasers of our childhoods. Wow, Hades' was a Ditto? Anybody have any changes to the shiplist? I hate when I wake up at 2am and think of stuff to change. Years ago I looked down on people who had started the series with WC3... But now I can't even find any of those. I coulda been a contender if I'd been allowed to play . Black Joker... I like him. A bit over-eager, but he knows enough to be the next Bandit LOAF. . Why did anyone think Chris was a C++ person? YOU'RE CHRIS REID! DO MY HOMEWORK! I LOVE YOU LONG TIME! And it wasn't really a hell hole. I think his every fantasy became reality... As opposed to the real planets they go to in the Next Generation. I can call you Bandit, and Bandit when you call me, you can call me Hal. When we assemble my court at the dawn of the Loaf age, you can be my prime lackey. And I'll have a secondary lackey and a mercedes lackey too. Erm, as for a pinnacle, it depends entirely on Chris' familiarity with Paul Simon songs... Maybe CHris knows, he's a child of the 80s too. And his memory is better than those of us who spend all day injecting things. Chris, do you remember a TV show where a little girl was visisted by Koala's from another universe where her father was trapped in crystals? It was a cartoon, and it was part of an hour long Koala block of shows. The other was a more conventional Koala show, IIRC. Oh, now I remember, I'm going to Seattle in early July. Ahh, but in today's open educational society, you can kill her and get out of jail in no time! I am proud to announce that I... NO LONGER WATCH 90210 in the morning! My school wasn't good for killing:( But I always assumed that if I wanted to kill people, I could at least get a classroom worth. And that's with regular guns, these people these days seem to have lots of explosives... It stands for . Saw in the latest issue of ToyFare that X-Toys is now doing Saturday Night Live action figures... Wing Commander, Wild Wild West and now this? They must have been in the shower while toy licenses were being handed out... I probably wouldn't be able to play it until I escape my firewall, though. He is now.. he was at Bootprint.. until they folded.. now he is back at OSI working on the team that is making some kind of WC game.. though I'm not 100% certain what kind exactly.. I got the mad scorez, boys. Whatever that means. Hmmm, he knew about POL before, though. You mean 'X'. Which is called Ultima X, but not really Ultima. Although it might be called Ultima. While Loaf and Chris sleep soundly, JOHNNY ARAB plots to blow up the millenium! I think the so called 'fake apology' is actually the best part of the JediKTim-fur-backwards-rubbing. I believe in a greater power. And his name is David Swofford. !LOAFSearch JediKTim Wow, very appropria-quote. It'll be great once POL gets a site like this. I think we should tell the rest of the staff our secret... Wow, McFarlane toys. That would be so cool if they did WC. They do all the collector stuff that loses loads of money but looks sooo fucking cool. Well... Hades already knows this, but I guess we should tell the rest of the staff. Now, understand that this is an absolute secret... it can't be hinted at in newsgroup posts or told to DanS. Especially the former, the latter probably wouldn't matter because he basically just runs around saying funny words. And Privateer Online apparently isn't exactly what it would seem to be. And my *guess*, although this is just a guess, is that they don't want to compete with Roberts because they know he can do it. Well, we know that EA shitcanned WC because they think OSI can't do it withotu Roberts... And the suits *know* that Origin can make money with RPGs. It's possible that Origin is coming full circle. I mean, Ultima 1 had lasers and light swords and it was still an RPG... I mean, Crusader takes place in a WC-like future and it had no space combat There's lots of sci fi that has no space travel whatsoever And I'd *BET* that POL would have space travel in the same sense that UO has sea travel. Just... not a pilot. It could mean such great things for us. The universe would be fleshed out... and the fans would become more serious and less shoot'em'up. It wouldn't be an online bar. It would be adventuring in the WC universe... It may be something we can't imagine... We're basing our current expectations on existing things... You can't grasp this: the obvious. Thank you. Mayhaps he's confused you with your evil twin - porn star Cris Ride. Yeah... back then I'll bet you thought it was all fun and games -- who knew you'd make being 'The Nude Dude' your chosen profession? . Jedi reminds me of Detective Sipowicz from NYPD Blue, duh. If Jedi were a character from M*A*S*H he'd be... hmmm... Colonel Flagg. I'll either get it for X-Mas or the day after X-Mas. (Historian's note: They *DID* make a book of Zork, and LOAF knows it) Between the two of us, being in DC and Seattle, we have a pretty good chance of getting blown up next month! Wow, you can re-create the plane crash from Millenium, except without Kris Kristofferson. The evil COBRA is always plotting to launch the space needle into space. God knows why. Gene Hackman? (The man who hacked up Gene Tang) Recent studies show that people named 'Gene' or 'Octavius' have a higher chance of contracting being-ridiculed-by-me-at-agwc disease. Oh, sure you do, everybody wants to sleep with ace. But ace has vowed to stay celibate to help fight brain cancer, of course. I miss Trelane already:~( Since his departure the wit level of my reparte has gone down 7%. "I'll be home by Christmas", Trelane reassured his wife and young daughter before shipping off to 'Nam. Little did he know... HE WOULD BE. Oh, wait, he did know that. Gene's nary a man, but more-oer a vicious, trolling machine. How does the 'God to Seth to Kane' thing go? MMmmkay, labelling x-mas presents Yes, I'm thinking C&C. No, I'm thinking of that other Kane/Seth/God game... . Kane is the evil founder of NOD, Seth is his assistant guy. /me tries to avoid Haesslich My high school was nice, they weeded out the retarted folk by giving computer classes weird names like 'Fundementals of Problem Solving Principles' You never call, Hades, when you say you will, but I love you still. Build me up, Nut-Boy, just to let me do... I think you see where I'm going. I could sing it, and then it could go in the LOAF AudioBook. But then the entire LOAF AudioBook would be one embarassing song. Captain Johnny's always here. He's just sometimes named ChrisReid and is a different person. I get like no time, then I have to drive to Austin. Happy halloween Wow, I actually didn't mean to say that, I should go to bed. I seen fire and I... well, I just talked to Johnny. And I got the usual mixed nuts, some good news and some bad news. Well, the good news is that he says that people he trusts are working on this game. Bad news is... no space combat for sure. And he doesn't think Origin will last much longer. He didn't explain that one. But the space combat thing is because they're rushing this. Which is also good news, I guess. EA and OSI both want it out soon, and they don't think they can do space combat. Well... you'd think, but look at U9 Well, they're shipping new CDs to every registered user... it's a great game, but it took five years to develop and it's still not done. And it's gonna cost them mucho dineros to finish it I dunno, I don't trust a rushed online game. Johnny is going to find more for me. No, they just rebooted the server. But this is the second time your updates have disappeared. Very odd. Hmm, probably God. Who has, thankfully, not been to agwc in quite a while. Well, he's always bitching about us 'stealing' news when they can't prove it.. Oooh, I get a "I Bossed Around Lanced.net" button. . Hehehehe, he does look mean. I believe I met him, though, and he was pretty nice. He looks nicer on Page 221 than he does on 223. Hmmm, if we put on a play we could do Dickens with the ghost of Chris Roberts past, present and future... dressed in chains and WC1/Freelancer and something else It doesn't have wresting, because wrestling is fake and therein not a thing. . IT'S A NEW BOOMER-LESS MILLENIUM! Prophecy would have been way better if you'd flown a mission to capture the alien gun, and then after that an alien fleet attacked the Midway and killed everyone because it was too difficult to attach the crystal gun to it. That would have been a way better ending. It's part of my mystique. No one who can't tell the difference between your and you're is smart. AAAAAAH! GENE TANG'S LOGIC HAS NEGATED TOOLS EVERYWHERE! Because the Dutch don't have any battleships. The same reason it's called floating-rotten-logs in Canada. I remember you from such films as #SC: The Movie and Le Mort De WCHS They are a grave threat, and their presence can no longer be tolerated. We shall issue one more warning. Sweet Jesus, man, what could be so horrid that you'd want to pretend to be Dan Hardwicke? Akkbar does show up every once in a while. He thinks we like him. Hey, I had a WC:CIC before I worked for WCHS... Akk didn't like it, so he set me to work at WCHS... And I ate it out from within. Just like in a movie. Cpl_Hades is a young man's game, like cattle and love play! 'Tis Christ-m-ass, all may have ops. Y2K will cause Volcanos to be created instantly, and then to explode. But you all fell right into his trap, and I don't have much pity. Except for that one guy who *asked* Frosty if he'd please change the rules. But I swear to Crid, the "Frosty is a spelling dictator" thing is considerably more annoying than the post that spawned it or the practice that spawned the post. He spends 30 horus a day there, so he should see it any time now. I told you last year, Had, nobody wants your one-man-porn-videos. Ja, this is true... as someone who used to live in Europe, I can vouch for the fact that the stupid-teen demograph knows all the English swears... although not their actual meaning. Also, the intro part of WC2 in 2656 and the game in 2665 are two different games. And since it ends in 2667, it's actually three games. You absolutely cannot get Armada at http://www.chrisreid.com. Just a friendly reminder. You have completed all missions in the gauntlet. You are a Wing Commander Ace! Write to Origin and let us know of this incredible feat. Chris is related to Arthur the Ardvark. Yeah, you weren't here when I swore all to secrecy and revealed that Privateer Online will be an RPG and not a space sim. Yes, although there are a few things that are like Simpsons quotes that I said in the channel. Immortality is a young mans game, Mr. Hadrian. It's like there's some weird thing going on today. We love you too, ace. Except DanS, and you don't want that anyway because he doesn't know the difference between love and sex, and the last thing you want before Johnny Arab blows up Y2K is Vinman humping your leg. It's 4 AM in X-mas morning, so I'm *EVEN LAMER THAN BOOMER*! Also, now that we have a movie about the weird foreign guy from Taxi, can we have a Chris Farley movie? It can be called Living in a Van. Wow, 'Egg Section' sounds like part of an alien hive. Larval Unit-4, restock the Egg Section. Why oral? If we're going to die anyway, does it matter what horrid disease we can catch? I'd just buy lots of fifty cent pieces. That's what the 28 cents if for, Frosty. Delance is a veteran of two foreign whores. *THE OBVIOUS PLAY ON WORDS MAKES AN APPEARANCE* Wow, did Tre miss the obvious play on words? I don't understand how that thread could degrade so quickly. We all know WC is based on SW because it's what Roberts always says whenever they do an interview with him... But BSG was the penultimate SW ripoff when it came out in like 1978. Admittably its fun to watch, but lets stop until they start killing eachother again. Oh, despite what I said, I didn't delete your NWO post I'm just making myself look good by saying I did. I dunno who did. What does the "V" stand for in CV or CVA or CVS or CVE? Hmmm, can you go porning? Because I want to do that. Wow, and she found out you *weren't* a vampire afterall? Yeah, I'd never sleep with my ex-girlfriend. Your flower power is no match for my glower power. Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, Bandit Lesnick destroyed the Space Battles Board. Because whatshitcalled... the game changes a lot, and they put out a new editino each month. * LOAF prods Delance with the obvious meter. http://slvault.ign.com/ It's absolutely stomach turning. No, intywaldo is a weird old guy who's looking for one of those instant hit money making sites. So he sponsers crap like lanced.net in hopes that it'll make him rich. Well, Akk did run WCHS poorly for a number of years. Well... World of Akkar, at least. And he just wanted people to like him. Which would go with Lanced.net's longtime theme of not reporting anything. I'm going to Pentagon City tomorrow, to battle for my Pentagon Badge. Ooh, asommers is offline, now I can add him to my list... Ginger Allen, Evan Bangs and Cris Ride star in... I need a WC sounding pr0n title... Burning seal meat for power doesn't usually require computers, though... I guess it sort of figures that Jeff MacHott would read Boy's Life. "Bandit LOAF", go figure. Well, yall do that yourself, being PoliteLOAF grates at my personality and makes me die after a day or so. And killing the SBA board was tough work. Oh, come on, the absolute worst thing that could happen, the absolute worst thing is that we drop the CZ and the worlds eleven stupidest people have to rent a hotel room to mate in. Sounds like Had's not getting any. But then, since we've all met Had... Unfortunately I left my Hadrian Chart downstairs, so I don't know. Still, I'm popping this blowstand in two days and I don't expect to be back until February. So just send me a bill It's what Blue from Bluesnews used to use, and we're like the WC equivalent of Blue. And Blue got his name from WC, so it works out in the end. I dunno, who in their right mind would buy a WC sub? I'll be damned if I'm going to let the pope screw around in #WingNut. I *hate* saying that, but if my amazing reputation doesn't precede me I always have to. They're not working on a single player game anymore, just Privateer Online. Maybe we should all just take a vacation until they announce Privateer Online. Well, if it's anything like Ultima Online, people will be able to have more than one of the same name. Well... you were very precise... scientific, almost... but we found traces of your DNA on the candlestick in the library where we found Colonel Mustard's body! The problem with foreign people is that they're too stupid to get my jokes. Also, non-foreign people. I dunno what you did, or if you did anything at all. *sniff*, but sometimes it's what you *don't* do:~( (Yes, yes, I know, Voices of War, *but* it makes more sense this way... My question is, how does somebody pick '#0!!!!!CyberPorn'? I can see 'Oh, I like CyberPorn, I'll go to #CyberPorn'. But not 'Oh, I like 0!!!!!CyberPorn! I'll go to #0!!!!!CyberPorn!' A conversation requires someone to start it I dunno why people come in here and go 'Why aren't you talking to us???????'. I don't mind talking to people about most anything, but I'm not looking to start a conversation with them. The sound you hear is that created as my point shoots directly over his head. As long as they understand eachother. So you'd consider Star Wars to be about as great as having an IV? By novel man I mean I would like to see you crushed by a box of books. Must... resist... urge... to... kill. The 'Hadrian' is, of course, implied whenever I say 'kill'. I think Hadrian is probably the second greatest person ever. The selection being of Hadrian and any other one person real or fictional. I will answer this question with an introspection. There will be another infoburst as soon as Hadrian gets off his ass and does another one. Or if there's ever somebody else to talk to, I guess. I am not. And I go to the University of Texas, and lots of people got shot there. I go to college, nobody cares if college students die. I think it'd make the news if Chris died, though. There was an accident at Texas A&M a month or so ago, and some people died. But UT (where I go) is famous for an incident in the 70s where a guy lost it and snipered a bunch of people. Hehehe, I'd use the fact that I'm not online as a pity type thing. But I was thinking we could say that we understand that all their other sites moved on to other places... But that they all got picked up by actual things like IGO, and we can't do that until Origin annoucnes Privateer Online because nobody will take us seriously until then. RANDOM COMMENT DESIGNED TO DRAW PEOPLE INTO LETTING ME TALK ABOUT SOMETHING. I'm the most fun you can have on TV. And say we'll cut down our usage and such No, people just don't *care*, and they're tired of morons arguing the technicality... The party is tomorrow, if you wait a year you'll miss it. It *is* a discussion, because people discuss it. "I don't believe in rocks!" doesn't matter, you're going to get the crap beat out of you when I throw rocks at you. "I don't believe in God!" is okay, because you won't get hurt when I throw a God at you. * LOAF chucks God at Delance Unless you do believe in God, then I think you have to hurt yourself or something. I hope he hurts himself. Wow, I don't even want to know how you did that. How did you do that? ahhh the TCS Hadrian. Yer so modest. People are idiots. Especially these people. It's sad that people obsess over the fact that you have a girlfriend. Bethlehem isn't in a predominantly Christian country, is it? But the millenium doesn't have anything to do with the birth of Christ... Wow, do you have a mmmiiillleeennniiiuuummm script? Yeah, the prayer in school thing bans forced prayer, not "Hey, I'm gonna pray' prayer. Quick, lets organize a suicide pact amongst these people so we won't have to deal with them for the next thousand years. Hehehehehehehehehe, Psych's old obsession. You must have really, really boring friends. I have a shark-cube. It drives women mad. I assume. My 6 year old sister dual boots. I was going to go downtown, but I learned something that made me fear for my life. The *one* joke on the Jetsons (hey, they're using futurustic technology in everyday life!) has gotten boring after 60 episodes thus far. Now, if they, say, used back-talking dinosaurs as everyday appliances, I don't think that would ever get old. My Jetsons/Flinstones joke has gone right over their heads. And when 'The Flinstones' is over your head, you have a problem. The problem with Dino is that there's an episode where they get him, and yet he's their dog on Flinstones Kids. I hope somebody got fired for that one. Ahhh. Hmmm, are people going to be here at midnight? Twister is your idea of a party? Mmm...kay... I'm LOAF, I don't need your best girls. I'll party after Star Trek: Generations. Which is on now, God knows why. Hahahaha. Something interesting to show you later. It's... stable, I hope. Planning to go back to school in a few days. Hehehe, I'm looking forward to it. Thanks How've you been? Well, here's to hoping that we're all over our respective problems Hehehe, NeoDevilBane forwarded me something he got from Forstchen... Hehehe, it would have been cooler to see Forstchen do it, though. Yeah, RG is scary. I dont' think he knows what's going on at Origin. Betcha they've taken a bath on U9. Shall I send it to you? Make whatever changes you want. What's your non wcnews.com address? I don't trust Origin not to read our mail. I guess Apoc hasn't killed himself yet:~( We should get Hades and people to come, too. Oh. But we're not kids. I'm 69 years old. And I'm lying. I think Privateer Online will be something nobody expects I don't usually do anything without some reason. Oh, but for the time whence I mayest say. my good friend got a blowjob, and we were discussing whether getting a blow job is a mortal sin during lunch today MY ASS HURTS * LOAF is waiting to see passing references to us in WC. I think he goes to a community college in Seattle. Mayhaps I should look him up when I go next July Half an hour until Y2k apocalyptica. I don't want to stay:~( I'll come back in a few hours maybe. Someday, someday he'll realize that I'm saying hey-ass-lick. Wow. Now you can re-enact all the dozens upon dozens of self destruct situations from Star Trek in the saftey of your own home. Because threatening to blow up the Enterprise seems to be the best way to end an episode. Yes, you've found me, I'm an agent of L.O.A.F. And I thought my alibi was airtight. (My alibi being, of course, that I'm a vacuum tube) Hey, thanks for not removing the eBay script... now I can tell my grandkids that I solved a Y2K bug instead of 'I stayed home and watched TV' . Well, not my grandkids. Had's grandkids, probably. You think *everything* is the penis. So some guy said "Hey, lets take a small black stuff picture frame, and put a Poliwhirl on top of it". The cheap, slutty joke would be "You're asking Had to give you head?". But I'm not going to say that. I personally use a system based on Chris' birth, which makes it something like 118 ACR. Wow. That's good, right? Great. I shall sleep well-er on the way to Austin. Soo... yall keep everything in line while I'm on an exciting road trip? My spur of the moment descision to make death^_ an admin was a dashed good one. If you don't fear ^death_ then there's a socket loose in your fear factory, buddy. I had a former Marine science teacher give my class in middle school a lesson in how to properly kill yourself. Yeah, and he's still on IRC. Talk about a publicity stunt. Yeah. He got free hosting and an elevation to God-hood. Boo-hoo. Hehehehehe, why? Tre pointed out that he was mentioned twice at the page. So I made him mentioned 103 times. You sound like another young man I know... He had lofty dreams and great ideals... ANd he wanted to make the world a better place. That man's name was Nikolai Tesla. He went on to invent the microwave beam and the concept of Jupiter. Hmmm, I should put all my false-history of Nikolai Tesla at the LMG page. You watch that sass-mouth or I'll knock that disgruntled out of your face. And then you'll only be a man. Hehehe, just kidding, I wanted an excuse to say 'sass-mouth'. The Guild needs more random things. We need to issue passports like those online countries. Hmmm, I wish I'd called Frosty a sass-mouth, because that would have made a better intro quote than this lame one. There comes a time in every man's life where he must... oh screw it, I'm going to college tomorrow and I won't be back for like three weeks. I'm a medical emergency waiting to happen. Erm, don't kill the CZ while I'm away... Feed my Poliwhirls... Oh, Chris is temporarily promoted to Baron while I'm away. I'll deal with Psych... PERSONALLY. No, wait. Keep yer nose clean. Whatever that means. So get your whacked out plans to kill TV's Amy Robot from him instead of from me for a while. (html) LOAF's SOUL NOW UP FOR AUCTION!!!! NO RESERVE!!!!!!! .01 cents TO BID!!!!!!!!! PLEASE REPLY 2 LOAF@LOAF.NET!!!!!!! (/html) AND THERE IS A FUCKING H IN CHRIS. How many times do people have to say this? IH8 Brain. How can someone so... normal... go so wrong? Kelvin disappeared, Brain actually turned into a moron. Asking when Origin was going to release WC6. Seesh. Hehehehe, I'm just using you as an example, Hal, so take no offense. But I really wish there were some sort of universal law regarding artwork. I have no problem looking at things people send me. But every single person who ever sends me a thing wants me to have stopped what I'm doing, opened PSP and looked at it instantly Of course, Peter Telep's completely unrelated chapters are usually the best. . You haven't read it yet:o It's really good. Considerably better than any of the other books. To wear on LMG uniforms. That would be totally weird. Hehehehe, imagine if that happened like five times. And we were in the same theater five times, even if they were two different theaters. To his credit, he probably doesn't know what 'gang bang' means. I've never met a female WC fan in person. And if I do, you all aren't to touch her. "Everyone has to have a ve-hicle. This happens to be the largest ve-hicle I could afford." I *can* drive, I just don't like it Yeah. Although that's illegal. . We can sell CDs of the files section He's always under his pity-me nicks PsychGook and such. He was banned from the AceBoard, but he's since been unbanned. Which is a bad descision, IMHO, because all he did was start fights. No, they all dislike him now. They all got over the outcast-teen-angst thing a long time ago. Computers still on a truck somewhere between Mary-land and here, but I got all my account stuff sorted out so I can use the libraries. Yeah, he called about an hour ago. I knew it was time to get back into my fantasy world after that happened Also, nobody can call me as long as I'm not in my dorm. There can be no LOAF fraternity. I have the WCP guide in my dorm... but I believe it's given in miles in there. I have all the lenghts for the Nephilim ships somewhere, too. Well... I'm back, and that's sort of Wing Commanderish. Since I live, breath and eat WC. Well, not so much eat. My parent or guardian mailed some Prophecy maps down here for ye olde dorm. I hope we get on TV soon, then we can have one of those retro 'As Seen on TV' things at the site. But my desk is covered with enough computer parts to confuse the average visitor into thinking I have a computer. Like those fake airplanes in WW2 that they put next to real airplanes so the enemy would blow up two airplanes instead of one. I've always considered myself unmissable, and I don't need any Germans to tell me that I am. But it's nice when they do. I can now tell you from experience... That Psych's last name is pronounced 'Win'. Yeah, 'Nick Win' called. And he kept saying that everything was happy. I said I really liked my anthropology class, and he said it was happy. And then he said he had too much work, and that was happy. And that I should try a pizza place, because it was happy. Ahh, screw it, I can't remember the Laws of Robotics, this joke is going nowhere. It's a Truth. Maybe there should be a set of Truths of LOAF. Hurrah. My mom sent me some posters and a Poliwhirl, and they came today. If I ever give up whatever profession I'm in, I could make some kick-ass fortune cookies. Unless I'm in the fortune cookie profession. Which would be messy. If I were a Fortune Cookie designer I probably wouldn't have to spend inordinate amounts of money going to college. Not until 10:00-11:00 NLST. Samcat said it'd be at 11:00-12:00 OLST, IIRC. A lot of people seem excited about telling me that I'm back. UO? What? No, we're talking about the undead attacking the town wherein Tre lives. He said he had to study '60 hours a day' for now, but that we should go out somtime:~( And everything was happy. But not like bad = happy or good = happy. http://www.gamedata.com/data/screens/starlancer/star-34.jpg There, your home carrier in Starlancer is the Kat ships from WCM. Oooh, and the destroyer from Priv2 is there too. Starlancer is going to be exactly what Privateer 2 should have been, if Privateer 2 were exactly the same as it was. I agree, and so does Chris -- and Chris' pitching ration is an astounding 38 percent! I firmly believe that he has no idea how much people dislike him. I've made it very, very, very clear to him that I absolutely hate him, and he still thinks I'm his best friend. . I like that slogan. "Fear LOAF." . Or Tre's LOAF fraternity slogan. Hmmm... my medical terminology professor is an old british guy. I'll bet he's actually a marine commando, and we'll end up on a secret mission to inflitrate Canada to prove that there's going to be a war. And if you can't make an Action Stations joke in #WCNews, there's no reason to live. My HD is apparently dead. Which means my vast, vast pr0n collection is gone:( Don't bother, it doesn't help. I requested dozens of chicks for December, and got not one. Annoying how people always call us wcnews instead of the CIC. It's a shame you can't complain about e-commerce. THEY SMOKED SLY HOMIE! Nod happily at my PS reference, please. Wow, I always wondered why food products never seemed to go away, no matter how much you buy. My sister eats cereal three times a day, though, so I need a lot of milk. Except now I live in Austin, and I think I only eat coke now. Hats off to Bearcat, who made us laugh. And hats off to Akkbar, who made us think. About killing Akkbar. Octavius? Delance must have been taking a whiz when they were handing out Delance names. Actually it is random clips of Bluehair and Blair from the 5 main WC games to the song Nobody does it better by Carly Simon I can no longer speak to you. . I think the most important thing is Eisen's letter from the WCIV PSX site I dunno if anybody else has that anymore. If I can get it back, remind me to send copies to everybody. It increases my Psych avoidence levels dramatically, because Psych lives in a different dorm and his keykard thing won't let him in here. Of course, I think this is a P133 instead of a P450, but it's a sacrafice you make to avoid Psych. AHHH! Some scary guy I was not aware of! I just got back from Monkey class. The TA had ace's pictures. My keycard has a picture of me on it. If settlers had my keycard, they probably wouldn't die of supplylessness. The TCS Java was one of the first ships destroyed in the Terran/Kilrathi war. 18,225 posts, death. Their like spokespeople and stuff were here last week. Must... say... witty... things... quick. Because that would be an 'abuse' of my 'powers'. And I'm good at abusing powers. Oh. Dash. Do you have that timeline? I need to know what day the attack on Vukar Tag was. Just because we don't say hi to you doesn't mean you're lagged. It means we don't like you. I'd get a Voodoo 3 if I didn't have to spend 3 million dollars getting a new motherboard. But I aint bitter. I'm tangy-sweet. Like tang. Gene Tang. Hurrah, the greatest spur of the moment comment of the year 2000. Chris is everywhere, Mike Nelson, there's no escaping it. Haha, Meson's not in my book. Once they announce PrivOnline I'm sure they'll set up some sucky UBB ripoff. UE is many things. Steaming pile of horse shit comes to mind. But definately not a WC game. BanditLoaf: It's like... if there was a movie that explained the meaning of life... BanditLoaf: The part people would talk about is where the guy gets hit in the groin with a puppy. THE WISEST THING I EVER SAID. Hadrian's an asshole. It's TV's Bandit LOAF! Your friend MadDog is playing, he's doing very well, but he needs your help with a question. Can you help him, Meson? Also, apparently 'construction' entails a truck backing up and making that 'beep' noise all night long for months. There, who says I can't start some shit ? Your account got deleted when the board got reset, numnum. Like anyone here hasn't ever wanted to call Delance numnum. CZ stuff is so incredibly stupid that we pay NASA to launch it into the sun as soon as possible. But you can just call me a shithead again and feel good about yourself . Because, hey, swearing at some guy is better than actually having a point. I don't do the club thing. And I'm still the god of all things WC. And I didn't even give me that title. I don't even like that title. But I'll wear it because I have to. Because... uhm, Tre said so. We could blame Phil the CIC maintnance guy. BanditLoaf: Hmmm, why did Tre want to know what a sphygmomenometer measures? MrSparkleStar: hehehehe that fucking jew This guy is a third rate power, death, I don't think we'll have any trouble with him. NO! YOU MUST BE SILENCED! Oh, wait, go ahead. Hehehe, are you going to go "SCREW YOU ALL" and leave? Because that's cliched. Other than that, say anything If we can like Brancer, we can like anyone... :: And LOAF let out a string of invectives at Trelane, making young Chris Reid blush at his comprehension of anglo-saxon derived words. isdead Fuck you, Trelane! You little fu... *explosion draws away audience* What's a Jardine? If Hitler showed up and wanted to take his photo with me, I'd probably do it. Wow, the new board is as pure as newly fallen snow. Gentlemen, it's time to pee in the snow. It's just like the Origin board. In that I'm too lazy to change the colors! That can be our slogan, and we won't sell anything. No it's not, they gassed them first, IIRC. I may be a trickster and a demon and whatever, but I'm no liar. WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT GoStJaK?!?!?!?! Oh that sucks... Wing Commander dropouts can still live their lives, Chris. Making minimum wage playing Descent Freespace 16: Cliche'd Title is still a living. Hmmm, if they increase sales by adding a 'Descent', they should start adding other things, too. Command & Conquer Warcraft Quake Descent Freespace 3 would be a good title. Oh. I'm using Delance for intelligence, though, as hilarious as that particular contradiction in terms sounds. Have you people ever read Fleet Action? I mean really read it. If you read AS first and then it, it's like it was designed that way. There's all these references to AS. Being 'of the blood', and Banbridge and Tolwyn before the war and Jukaga warning Thrakhath, and the kats starting the war with a 'foolish surprise attack'. Trelane *IS* worse than the guy who shot hitler. WAY WORSE. The Ace's are like a big fluffy pillow. We might like to rest our heads on them, but inside we hate them and wish we could eat them to death. And the key word in that sentance is death. Exactly. It was non-comprehendible. Just like the aces. He spends nine months carrying our child and now he's not here to deliver it? Damn him damn him damn him. Wow, it's weird how Had is suddenly slower than me. I used to look up to you because you had such a fast connection. And now there's nothing admirable about you at all. I *INVENTED* the mysterious acronym nick, son, while you were still in... uhm, I dunno, you must have been like 7 years younger. *everybody* cares what LOAF stands for. That's how I became famous . Take Chris, for example. He's CReid1701@aol.com, but he doesn't dial in to AOL. The simple fact that AOL lets you do that would seem to indicate that they understand the needs of their users... Not being able to spell is a disease... Back when I was blind my mom got me a beanbag Poliwhirl because it had a lumpy whirl that would feel cool when I couldn't see anything. And so now I collect Poliwhirls. That's my story. He killed Chris He !LOAFSearched him into obliviou. We're *ALL* sodomy victims. Except me. I just victimize. Hehehehe, if I ever had enough money for a house, I'd probably use it to buy a lot of those 1 dollar Armada hint guides. Oh, Captain said they might be doing space combat in WCO as well as UO type stuff. You should get editplus, Chris, it's six kinds of fantastic. (regular, coffee, peanut butter, chocolate, fruity and vanilla) Why does Grimloc get shocked every six hours when he realizes that someone has taken his name? You know what they don't have here in college? Black people. There are absolutely no black people here. And fuck you all. Ahh, I need a stiff drink. By that I mean a drink in a stiff metal container. Like coke. Well, when I'm president *HE'S* not getting any. Remember to have me make a law preventing him from getting any, please. Ahh, I did that like yesterday, I assumed he just didn't care since he didn't say anything. People with no girlfriends need to be reminded of the only woman who ever truly loved them, thus they visit the CIC. Who winks at you when you touch her with your cursor. That's all we want in a woman. I'm the sweetest guy you'll ever meat. Yeah, after 24 hours you still think you're playing with us. That's a lot of lag. Hmmm... oh, you used to want to have sex with Chris and now you don't. I can go down to the capitol and say "I PROPOSE THAT WE MAKE A LAW MAKING IT LEGAL TO ONLY EAT SQUIRRELS" You're thinking of the movie 'Best Little Whore House in Texas', not real life, Del. It's probably not even a rumor, it was probably a joke that your perverted little Brazilian brain didn't get. I get ten points for using the phrase 'perverted little brazilian brain'. "CHRIS ROBERTS WORKS FOR THE COMPANY THAT MADE THIS GAME!" isn't really enough to get me to want to play. Chris said he left Origin because a) he wanted to pursue new things, and b) because there was too much corporate stuff with EA running it. And then he a) started work on a Privateer ripoff and b) signed with the ultimate corporation . FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT! GOD DAMMIT! I HATE THE FUCKING UNIVERSE! You hear me, universe? YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's like six at night, Chris should come back. Damn, damn, damn, Bowden was thorough. All the international stuff, the preview chapter, it's all gone. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you're a hypocrite. And we hate you. We really hate you. Tee hee, well, I think we were *ALL* getting tired of the holier-than-thou shtick... I beat Gene Tang, I beat Gene Tang! Yes, indeed there is. Starlancer is going to the dance with Billy, captain of the football team. If you don't know that *upgrading* a computer makes things run better, then you probably won't be able to run them. If you're just posting this to brag about buying a new computer, you suck. Hey! I know! I have a great idea! Lets make a FAN MADE GAME! I made some sketches of a box, and that box could be a good thing to put a FAN MADE GAME in! Lets send mail to everyone who has a site that has the word 'wing' in it on AltaVista and tell them to help us make a FAN MADE GAME!üNo, we'll just take the name of some other game and alter it slightly to make a FAN MADE GAME. Wing Commander: Super Secret Ops. It'll be a great FAN MADE GAME! ANd it'll have Firekkans and Kilrapi! Duh. What other plot could a FAN MADE GAME have? Of course, we'll fly for the super l33t Black Lance in our FAN MADE GAME! BECAUSE CONFED SHOULD HAVE NEVER NOT HAD tHE DRAGON IN PROPHECY!!!! SUXXXRRRROOOORS!!!!! NOW WHERE CAN YOU DOWNLOAD ME XANMOVIE>>>>>????? We should do that Contact FAQ thing. The origin of LOAF is shrouded in secrecy and wrapped in a pancake. DELANCE IS A L33T HACKER In case you're wondering why I don't like Mav, it's because he's the absolute least likeable person ever. CHRIS HAS RUINED WING COMMANDER WITH AN ONLINE GAME! Yay, my first post in the multi-ethnic flamewar! Mark "deathlok" Day shut Mark Asher up at the end of the argument by giving him actual sales figures. Yeesh, I hate this site. http://hkn.eecs.berkeley.edu/~drake/wcguide.html YOU'RE A BRILLIANT MAN, FILHO! The Oompa Loompas. Yeah. Catching "Jazz" was easy, because he was stupid enough to have a BS profile, ask about his former self and had the exact same IP. But if we just look at each new users, we don't have to like ban hotmail or something. Hehehe, Kalkrath's gonna show us! He's boycotting the CZ, just because we've banned him from using it! Uhm, apparently it's a UBB where people complain about other UBBs. Hmmm, dare I join in the fighting at SBAlliance? I suppose a flamewar there will only serve to get the place shut down. Dear Sir, I would like to send you my Wing Commander downloads, but if I do they will become Wing Commander uploads! Regretfully, LOAF Hey, he was mangling real Wing Commander stuff way before he was mangling the Aces stuff. Oh. He's six flavors of ass, I'll give him that. Well, I'll be a son of a gun, Kalkrath suddenly wants to discuss things rationally . I wonder what could ever have sparked *that* . Anyway... lately I've had a lot of work to do... Getting the encyclopedia made again, since everything I'd ever done was lost. And I'm wondering if, now that we have the new droids and all, maybe I could retire from reporting WCNews for a while. You know what I hate? *** Delance has joined #wingnut So enters LOAF, firstborn of... LOAF's mom. * LOAF casts +2 light sword on Gelatinous Fwiffo. Hmmm, top hat says we've got to get our asses to the effnet and get him some anime. Then I will sleep with one brain open... YOURS! Well, it made about as much sense as your threat. Never? Then explain the FAQ and the references to WC. He's not saying that it wasn't originally supposed to be, he's saying that it is. There was a time when it wasn't supposed to be in the WC universe. A time during development. If you insist on playing games that exist only in the minds of the creators, please let me know how the radar tube on the Shrike works while you're enjoying WCP multiplayer mode. The Effnet's FUBAR Hey, Tre, anybody ever mistake you for a man? I didnot get the job before because i was an interview with the store mananager and he recognized me from the video taep when i tried to steal teh INCITE GAMING MAGAZINE because INCITE GAMING is teh best magazine ever and tghere were pictures of supermodels on it and you could see nipples. my cat has nipples too but they are kind of gross Wow, I actually did mathematically prove that Delance can't reproduce. Trelane and I should take an old Newsgroup and make it our home. Today alt.loafhead... tomorrow comp.sci.flame! Victory! Victory! Perhaps we should dispatch a fireteam to alt.loafhead.maryanne-kehoe... just to prevent anyone from getting into our heirarchy. Today alt.loafhead... tomorrow the UseNet! Hmmm, Peter Telep doesn't want anyone to know... I told him that a bunch of people had noticed that it was missing from the site, and that's how I knew. I notice that his original book trilogy is gone too, now. Hmmm, TC *is* a hypocritical piece of shit, but that's what we pay him for. The GUILD'S newsgroup! Our forces captured a newsgroup. alt.loafhead Look in the topic. You're an ass. Wow, great posts to alh, Chris. So return I, having captured the hated Credit Card of Yore from the mystic Mailbox Mountains. Also I grabbed a +3 slightly charred burger of happiness, some +5 fries of destiny, holy crystals of sprite and coke and two rice crispy treats of despair. Oh, more on Peter Telep... Apparently HarperCollins(tm) was not happy with Pilgrim Truth, for reasons neither Telep nor Bowden will reveal... Telep is trying to find another publisher, but it seems to be akin to finding another network for Crusade... Yeah, alt.loafhead is great. We need to make it big. Chris Laroche big. Hehehehe, I don't think that's what he wants... He wants to sell Pilgrim Truth to somebody else. Hehehe, technically it's worse than nothing, since it'd be -100 dollars... Wow, alh is doing great. Wow, all the people who I didn't like in High School are suddenly nice to me on AIM because they have horrible lives now. That's sort of reassuring. Of course... Chris... 50 percent of the visitors to ATFW is like 7 visitors... It never gets updated, it's a small site that doesn't get many hits, and yet LW was always bitching about how expensive it was. Half of us on red, half on black, we can't lose! Or win! Unless we lose everything. Jebus, Chris, this is just like when you were talking about ironic- old-Delance last night. I say again, there is a major difference between 'irony' and 'incredible stupidity'. Everything I did was lost with my hard drive, people, stop asking me. Somebody needs to whack him upside the head and make him realize that I'm the God of all things WC. And Wizzy's pretty damn gay. http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/7575/games.html There's a reference to the OldCIC. http://olohof.et.tudelft.nl/~akkbar/people.html HAHAHAHAA Oh, that's precious. Save that, Chris. Also, when I was a kid I didn't realize how fricking rich my family was, so I never made them let me have AOL. And I always worried about how much time I was on. Oh well, lets start some sort of interesting argument at some intelligent newsgroup to create lots of traffic in alh. Canadians are Americans with funny hats. Yay, I got Best Country Album. Oh, wait, I've confused myself with the Dixie Chicks yet again. And we're good people. Well, not to people of other races and creeds. But as that I have no discernable skills, I'll probably be on a fasttrack to management and then be put in a comical situation where I have to fire Had to get promoted. In The Sims he pee'd all over the floor and then died of starvation. No Regret is mad because... oh, I can't think of anything funny, he just has a pole up his ass or something. I *KNEW* Chris had a reason for knowing his middle initial. !LOAFSearch Delancing and go fuck yourself. You don't survive the internet for very long knowing not to run a VIsual Basic Script when some moron sends it to you. I could do that without winning the lottery. But DA is like a kilometer away. And I'm a lazy, lazy man. It's actually like three blocks, but I'm really, really lazy. I wish I still knew somebody I took BASIC programming with. Because then I could introduce them to people as somebody I went through basic with, and people would think I was a marine or something. Because it'd be better if he was quality assurance lead on Privateer Online... Chris likes being the pasta Mastel. If you don't fear ^death_ then there's a socket loose in your fear factory, buddy. Oh, God, it's like looking into the hard drive of a madman. Would that you were me, Tre, so you might see Psych's HD with your own eyes. WOw, Chris and I will be the same age. But I'm like as big as two Chrises. I mean, we can call Chris a fish, but Chris isn't a fish and we know he's not so we won't call Chris a fish, so there. Hurrah, to the agwc mobile. I'll have some stuff that I'll want you all to look at next week or so. Any time now Frosty is going to report to us that Hal is ICQing him even more traitorous comments... Either way, we're going to very publically remove Halman... And he's going to become a deep cover agent amongst Kalkrath and his band of miscontents Oh, there's no actual evidence, I just asked Halman to make up something that Frosty would report to us . Anyway, Kalk and company have been quiet lately... too quite, so the cliche goes... so I want to know what they're up to. Also I wanted to play around with a weird plot. Oh, death... at your store, do you know if they have Poliwhirl Macaroni yet? Wow, there's another person looking for Poliwhirl macaroni? Maybe she's the woman of my dreams. Hell, someday our legions will march through the center square of downtown that Kibo newsgroup. Weee, I'll get the matches and the gasoline, you make one of those computermaps to that building where iD is. You should get a shotgun and wh00p some renton ass, and then blame it on a lack of popular media. You've never posted anything nice to agwc, Ed... Admiral's list is up to 34... how many Admirals can *YOU* name? No offense to you personally, of course, but your school seems pretty damn Brazilian... Wow, you know you're actually the son of God when nobody protests when you claim to be the Son of God. No, in my world of the future there will be no congress. And no money. For you. If we were having a three way, we wouldn't need to be on IRC:~( Chris runs an underground militia, which distributes 'The Talking Stick', a newsletter about rifles. The only true part of that statement was the word 'Chris'. Wow, Boomer's legacy lives on. I'll bet nobody ever thought anybody would ever say that. Hmmm, I'll watch out for neurotic chain smokers with I H8 ChrisR shirts. Everybody hates that one Chris, and we can have Chris Reid start picking on everybody he can on the UseNet to boost sales. Nice guy? You obviously haven't seen my plans to do away with cute pink bunnies by 2017. I shall borrow a quote from our holy book Oh, yeah, Kalk, you're fine, we're square, you and I. This time they did a vitrectomy to remove some stuff that was just floating there... and they did a fluid-gas exchange to clear out the eye... and then they did something like 400 laser hits around the corner of my eye to keep the retina on. It'll be back, eventually. We just have to keep the faith... ST fans went many years without anything at all. Oh, I'm the product of Kris Vanhecke and Chris Reid, apparently. You all should meet more normal people, like me:~( Oh, I don't mean *like* me, I mean normal people like I meet. I shall answer that question, with sausages. (___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___)-(___) Anyway, Privateer Online is getting three years of development time... it should be great. *HILARIOUS CUT SCENE OF CHRIS' MOM LOOKING THROUGH SOME APPLES AT THE GROCERY STORE AND FINDING ARMADA* I remember going to the mall in the middle of the night once to get Armada... A different Armada, mind you, a better one. I LOVE LINUX starring and Chris Reid as himself and Jennifer Macdonald as Linux. Chris: Hey, what's the deal with Snakeir's? They don't snake, and they aint here! You should credit C. Reid. I do that a lot. Chris has written a lot of impressive books on impressive sounding topics. Well, thanks to the internet, I'm now bored of sex. We couldn't afford to convince the public to build a space station... So we went to the rest of the world and we said "HEY! Bitches! We want you to make us a space station!" And they all said "Okay! We'll make you a space station!" If *that* joke was over his head, I fear the rest... Kalkrath *knows* that today is April 1st, he already fell for the Frosty thing I did... *sniff*, that's a single tear for today's youth. *all* the news is *always* fake on April 1st... Today is April 1st... The news is from fakenews@wcnews.com... Thusly, the news for today is *fake*... When I was in the hospital last time, I had all this extra time before surgery, so I filled out one of those will cards... so when I die, you get my flight suits. Skyfox is probably leaving the Aces because his God has demanded that he cut all connections with us . Everybody else is getting lame stuff Why is everybody so hell bent on the Census? There is a problem with the logic of the census. The government mails census forms to everyone. And everyone returns them. But just the act of mailing census forms to everyone would indicate that the government knows who everyone is. And anyone who didn't get a census form isn't on the governments list of people who exist. But they won't be discovered, either, since they didn't get a census form. I've never seen anyone refer to someone who eats human babies as quickly as Hades does as 'good' :~( Hehehe, he's not evil, he's just a jerk... evil requires skill. Wizzy and Tracer took over it... the overwhelming ego-mass created by that pairing brought the site to a complete halt. www.cdsnet.com/~akkbar, introspect.wa.net/wchs and then www.loaf.pi.se/wchs Yeah, that was an April Fool's joke... 33.6 isn't enough to serve the CIC. My T1 wouldn't be enough to serve the CIC I can understand wanting to do more UO because the first made money... But who else is going to buy UO2 and UO3 etc? Is there some untapped niche of people who want to play Ultima on the internet ? It's not something to be ashamed of... Oh, wait, let me check the list first... Oh, hot damn, it *IS* something to be ashamed of! Lord give me the courage to deal with stupid people. It's like a bunch of people making pies. And my pie sucks and Chris' sucks. But Trelane makes a good pie. With the same ingredients. Which just happen to include... death powder. And even though our pies have death powder in them too, we're all like "HE'S USING death POWDER IN HIS PIE! BUY OUR LAME PIES INSTEAD!" I find it hard to believe that *that* is the best analogy I could come up with. Chris Reid, providor of big bright bold warnings. Hehehe, we got hits at the CIC a few times coming from some internal Origin privateer online site Hmmm, you can have a CIC shirt if you want. Oh, yeah, there are a lot of you in WC Yeah, I remember reading about you when I was a kid Wow, the asommers equivalent of the Guentzletron 5000 Tis a restaurant, out by the mall near the hotel where we stayed when we saw the movie premiere, Chris. asommerses get all the chicks. Jeebus, the CIC, the intro quoter, doesn't anything on this damn ship work? We have brought you forward in time, Delance, because only you can help us create an alliance with the Crabmen. Erm, you *always* do this Mav. You've never, ever, ever, ever had any actual news in the past. That after all the years of people punching holes in Mav... That the crap would eventually leak out. And yet, we have concise evidence that he is indeed still full of it. Hmmm, asommers, do you think there's any chance that a writing campaign would be of any help to WC? Or should we just wait and see? Wow, my clock is 12 hours slow. And to make matters worse, twas Chris Roberts who noticed. The juice is loose! TC is hopped up on /quit juice. I talk about juice all the time. And if changing the past to make it reflect the preset state of mind is Nazi-esque, then arm-band me up, baby! I'm all about backing up. I'm all about danger, baby. You can't trick the cookie salesman into giving you cookies by giving him a cookie. Unless he's really, really stupid. True that. They're a cute couple... her with her pom-poms and cheerleader outfit, and him with his brain sucking device... They did name a wing after me. The 101st FW, Bandit's Bastards. Why does Kerri-Lee keep coming on and getting off again and again? M&M's are the delicious choclate treat which melts in your mouth, not in your hand. You're thinking of Skittles, an equally delicious non-chocolate treat which hardly ever melts. When you said anime I figured you meant anime. I secretly hope my house will catch fire while I'm shaving, so I'll have to run outside in a bathrobe and with shaving cream on. "LOOK, I AN GET REALLY DRUNK! HAHAHAHAHA!" Nobody calls anything socials. Except delicious Ice Cream Socials. If the quality of a sport is determined by the amount of fighting, why isn't Magic: the Gathering shown more on EPSN? It can be called Magic: The Gathering: Homarids. Yeah. If I were gay I'd be all about Steve from Blues Clues. Or a woman. I if I were a woman. You're thinking of that delightful puppy from the immensely successful Blues Clues. I lie even more than Dave Thomas, fast food King. Hmmm, the silicon breast implant and the stuffed crust pizza are based on the same principle, though. Inserting a wonderful new substance to make a delicious treat even better. Dear sir, You're the best wife ever! Please stop having sex with other people. You know who'd make a good couple? Steve from Blues Clues and Mr. Graham Allah will smite you... and your little puppy, too. I love you... From the bottom of my heart. Where all the fat from the many, many cheeseburgers has built up. In today's world that would be something along the lines of "Laserdisc than me? I'm DVD than you!" Dear sir, It has come to my attention that you are in violation of the standard code of conduct, XRJ-47E. Please cease and desist your current activities, or my lawyers will see to it that you are tied to a chair, hit with a lead pipe, sailed out to international waters and eaten by a shark. We sincerely thank you for your compliance and your dedication to this service. All my love, LOAF I don't think anything would impress you... Lots of things would impress me. A solid gold rocket car, for one. Or if you had a nice chest. Wow. That's incredible. That I haven't ever said 'fillywillydilly'. Hmmm, there are lots of things the BookBot could use... I could have Michael Medes write them all down in a design document... Raping and pillaging go under the same singular broad title. Lets face it, if you're going to pillage, you'll also rape. And vice-versa. This'd be the best place to live ever, if there weren't so many rich people. That's preposterous pseudo-science. Clearly it was a time machine or some sort of youth-gun. The difference between you and God is that God has a giant blue see-through jacket. That's all the porn I can find:~( My God man, can't you tell sass when you see it:~(? I got whacked in the face last night, now I have a swollen forhead. Hmm, I think it's male, too. Lemme see if my 3DO has a vagina. I ate all the candy and then told him I never got it. WC fans are morons, this isn't a big game of cloak and dagger:) Hey, Frosty, Robot XG-9 called, he wants his Amtron-7G FLUX device back! HAHAHAHA! Our MarZBall game will be ruined:~( You people with your fancy pants quotes and your gold plated movie posters. But it's not just a State's UO faire, and not just an America's UO Faire... But a *WORLDS* UO Faire. Not just an Ultima Online County's Faire... not just an Ultima Online Europe's Faire... but an Ultima Online World's Faire! The second law prevents me from getting a Jr. Bacon cheeseburger. Yes... Zaxbys BfMcGriff... Tee-hee, I remember Blind Commander... which was actually from before I went blind... how odd... The problem with these pyjamas... although they are the best pair of pyjamas I've ever owned... is that they have no collar for my Colonel pins. When I'm bored, I convert light into food. Cats in the morning, dogs at night has always been law here. I found my UO pin. NOw all the world can know how much I enjoy UO. Welcome to the home of "Fresh, Hot, Small, Square" on the world-wide web! Wow. There are 20 Krystals within a thousand mile radius of me. Why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride? I signed up for free dansjp3page hosting for loafsjp4page:) Pttht, football. Swordfish fishing is the worlds greatest sport. I assume. Based on that movie. Pttth, people not knowing what my name means is what made me famous. And you don't know how to do colors, that's why you've got no book. But I'm not even sure what Nescafe is. VH1 really should do a LOAF: Behind the Music. Trelane would never use an excalamation point! MNelson sounded like a southern belle, Wild sounded like a robot. And the fact that I ever knew her still ranks as number four on the list of reasons to jump out this 22nd story window. #3 is because I'm over a Gap, and people could make funny "fall into the Gap" puns. #2 is because I'm *pretty* sure I can fly. And number 1 is the ever present meaninglessness of life. (I actually would hit a Gap if I jumped out the window) Or possibly Texadelphia. You soundlike my old friend from High School, Doctor I. Makeincomprehensiblequotesfornoreason. Oh, we had some good times, he and I. I got some stretch pants, now I can go jogging. Which'll be good, because it'll mean I can get to McDonalds faster. I like the way that man thinks. Abraham Lincoln, that is. He had some great ideas. The US won the war of 1812. Which is why it's spelled 'US' instead of 'UK'. Potato sauce is a good idea. With sticks of tomato to dip it in. Or, actually, swirled with ketchup. Then you can just lap it up. You said it, bro. I wish people would stop calling me 'chief'. Hah, I tricked you, I like being called chief. Uhm, but they have an external liquid gradient based pollination... 2N, I think. Ferns are Pteridophytes and moss are Bryophytes. Hmm, I noticed something... All of the news at Blanche.com, the worlds foremost news site, is just the crap Guy Baker forwards us. Maybe I just didn't think! Because if you didn't, those temporal police guys would come shoot you. Clever, clever, Mister LOAF. Keep this up and we'll have you shot. Yes, it was credited to Kevin "Capsule" Capsuleowski. Also, his e-mail was capsule@wcnews.com. You expect Trelane to make sense? I ought to give you a good gut-shot to remember this by. Fucking whores! I hate all minorities. I hate carrots. Yesterday he demanded that the CIC stop reporting fan projects because it insulted him. Oh well, I'm content to report news about them as long as it makes Mav furious. :) Wing Commander isn't hard to write for. SCENE ONE - INTRODUCE CHARACTER. SCENE TWO - THIRTY SIX - CHARACTER BLOWS UP STUFF. SCENE THIRTY SEVEN - TRAITOR! SCENE THIRTY EIGHT- END Mr Graham, Mr Graham / He likes spam / Mr. Graham Chips ahoy take too much work. Because whenever you eat one, you have to make an "AROOGA!" noise and yell "Batten down the hatches, CHIPS A'HOY!". My chemistry teacher says that the theory about atomic orbital shapes is more fun than doing heroin. No, it says "Go Ben Go! You can do it!" on one side and "Go Ben! All the way!" on the other:~( Let me tell you a story about someone else who considered himself 'lazy'. His name was Jesus Christ. It was sheer coincidence that he shared a name with the man many people consider the savior, of course. It was also at this time that his mother and father, John and Linda Christ, divorced. Not one to play up the cliche, Jesus did not 'blame himself', as psychoanalysts will often claim the child might... Far from it, in fact. Still, the change was yet another shock in an alltogether shock-filled life. One fine summer day in 1983, Jesus woke up and packed his bag -- he was going camping for the weekend. His knowledge of woodcraft being what it was, he became paniced -- believing that his wet clothes would immediately lead to hypothermia. He also realized that to last much longer, he would need to forage for food. I think you can see where I'm going with this. Duh, Battlestar Galactica's Richard Hatc was the ultimate survivor. This stupid city is remarkably divided over whether or not we should have a monorail. Austin has saved up enough Government monorail points to get a free monorail. Some of these newbies prattle on about 'what if this happens' and 'what if that happens'... "this is the braincase", I tell them... not entirely sure why... Yes, I hate the Playstation 2. And to my no-good newphew who never learned the value of a dollar, I leave my entire fortune, 20 million dollars. And the robot that chose to believe what he was programmed to believe was great. But I'm sure my mom would call Chris. So I was in the lunch line, in the pasta section... And it was organized like this |SAUCE|PASTA|SAUCE|PASTA| And you served yourself from each thing. *SO I THOUGHT*. So I get some pasta, and then I get some sauce. But it turned out to be chili:~( And the Mexican guy behind the counter gave me this weird grin. GOD DAMNED LOWTAX WONT POST MY FUCKING REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING HOTLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nick "Psychopath" Huhyn would know, as he has memorized rules.ini. But you know, you're a swordisherboat captain, and that's the best job in the world. Or something. Wait, I was going to do that anyway, at the Multima Faire. If I had a car, I'd get an "I break for morons" bumper sticker and then break for everybody. My brother had a Conan party once. Only two people showed up. You honestly believe that that dog wants to poop on *everything*? Welcome to the official website of The Mike Gallagher Show! Mike's blend of timely political commentary, compelling talk topics featuring terrific social issues and lifestyle discussions, and his warm-hearted perspective as a husband and father of four children, has catapulted his show into the fastest-growing radio talk program in the country. I do feel my mind being controlled. HOok me up with Kerri-Lee, Tre! Waterboy:~(? But that's the bastard Adam Sandler movie. I wish I was dead! Wait, not me, you. I am sa'guk, dead to my hrai. Some say I promoted you too fast, WildWeasel. If this is true, it is because I see in you the skill I saw in your father. You must hate the Terrans for taking him from you. I have decided to make you captain of the destroyer IDon'tGiveABleep. But m'lord, I command the IDon'tGiveABleep! And so forth. so.. anyone want to do some RA? If that's shorthand for heroin, then count me in! But I can't play Red Alert right now, as I'm DivXing something for somebody somewhere. See, to get a silver florin you have to find a new Kilrathi name... Hehehe, that's "Utterly". "They have failed their race... utterly. There will be no interrogation." If selling heroin to minors is a crime, then I guess you'd better lock me up. Its easier to call from the faire than it is my dorm. My phone doesn't like being up in the air. "These rocks are from RICHARD GARRIOTS HOUSE! 40 dollars!" Man, that was some good macaroni. Not quite as good as the lunch macaroni. But definately better than yesterdays macaroni. I'd rank it just about equal to the Macaroni from saturday. That must be doubly painful for you, ace, since your songs have no lyrics to search for. I'm like Spock -- utterly logical and remarkably good at picking out baby names. Zerg "It's his insulin cookie!", we screamed, "He needs it!"... The *only* delicious military treaty was the 1847 Snickers/Hershey Agreement. No need to vote, Tadpoles won. That sounds like the testimony of crazy old Mike Gallagher. The moral of this story is never to trust Trelane with sounds. He's just as untrustworthy as his watermelon squashing father. And only twice as hilarious. Oh, I assume Comedy Central's Gallagher was your father, on account of you having the same names and him not being a woman. (Or 'Vampyre', as I might spell it if I were flaming moron) Anyway, the Kilrathi will gain space in just 334 years. lets face it, if I'm worried about being captured, I should worry about the most insane possibility first. I eight it! DAMN! I eight it. DAMNNIT! * LOAF looks at his hand. Hmmm, should I make stalker girl a pencil too? Or maybe get a restraining order? And as my pencil clearly states, I don't need to do any whacking. Al Gore is 84.5% in love with Mike "Trelane" Gallagher! Al Gore loves you the same amount he loves the CIC. No, honestly, I tried just "Trelane" first, but it gave me a 43 percent. No, the best thing about being in charge of the book is that when you go to a hotel they give you the elevator key that takes you to the top level where they have free breakfasts. I am filled with a girlish glee. EVOLUTION!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! That's something they made up to DESTROY GOD! Freud would say that everything means vagina. Yeah, Byydo's six kinds of crazy all wrapped up in a floury tortilla with just a hint of spicey tangyness. I'm not sure what the miracle pipe is, but they have that demonstration where there's actually water in the kiosk. And people go "Wow! Water! In the mall! Amazing!" Like a significantly more pathetic version of Dune. Wow, ASCII Tetris would be the most painful thing ever. Pentagon City is nice because there's a hotel in it. I'm hoping someday I'll have to use that hotel. It's also neat because it's all white like that city in Ultima VII Part II. LOL@BBQ! ROFLMEOW Eff-Why-Eye, pretending to be stupid on the interweb is only funny for about two seconds. But spelling out acronyms for no reason never gets old. Tre-O is Trelane's jamaican cousin. He makes counts bannanas for a living. Speaking of which, bring back the Book Bot. Which reminds me of another important lesson from Enterprise tonight: sometimes womens shirts fall of for no reason. If you don't want Enterprise spoilers you probably shouldn't listen to me talk about all the things that happened on Enterprise. Then go to a Warcraft convention. Or get that Warcraft online game. Or make up a stupid story about how the government is evil because they secretly cancelled 'Warcraft Adventures'. Larry had some sex, but the game was mostly just Larry trying to have sex. So it's pretty much like Wings of Glory, in that you want to have sex but you mostly end up flying biplanes. !LOAFSearch there's no way Trelane has implemented this feature An expert hacker like that Steve Jobs fellow could take that book error and destroy your hard drive :( Which is what happened last time. Wow, and then I came to hate my case because it keeps electrocuting various computer parts. Like how you can love a woman but be forced to kill her for parts. That was the game that taught us that the insides of zepplins are really really really complex. If I keep saying hilarious things you'll never get to talk. I didn't have a radio in 1931, What with the depression and all. All I had was one of those UNIVAC dealies. But the mp3 hadn't been invented yet, so I had to listen to those weird Lunix Ogg things. wcnews.com is updated daily with wcnews... dot com T'Pol being tortured is at least 34% sexier than Picard being tortured. And British guy got beat up. And stuff. That episode had everything anybody could possibly want in an episode of anything. In some places a hectare does cost 8 U$S, though. The mighty choripan is the first part of the animal to form. I wonder if I can plug my 4.1 speakers into my TV. The 4 AM Family Ties reruns would be a lot better if it seemed like Alex was all around me. People who spell 'you' as 'u' are the same ones who spend all their time offering to show LeHah their tits via web-cam. Well... when I worked in counseling there was a lot *more* free cake. You'd average two or three free cakes a week. I think that's a grand idea semicolonhyphenend-parentheses Starcraft 2 would be about as exciting a new kind of car that comes in silver now. (3123421:#:29012321) HELLO! Some people call me an ace cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of love. If I ever direct a movie it'll including the subheading "And Their Miraculous Flying Machines" It's like Command and Conquer: Renegade, except Starcraft! Like how Starcraft was Command and Conquer, except in space. Autralia was created in 1916 by England, who wanted to 'out-name' their enemy. Had the war not ended, Australiana would have been created next. I usually respect the Iraeli method of blowing the crap out of people and things whenever they get attacked, but the whole "we're going to crush part of a building and not hurt anyone!" bit is sort of tired. If I'd invented Yahoo, I'd have named it eVille Give it to 12,11Frosty Yay, finally got an SC-55... for185dollars... Well, it'll be worth it, to play Privateer with slightly better music. Hey, all they need now is a few minor changes on episodes 1, 2, 3, 4 and 6 and Hadrian to finish his voice-overs :( Other consoles may have had Mario and Sonic... but the 3DO had a game where the entire objective was to blow up the Pyramids, apparently. oosterwijck :(? An electronic device that requires a battery? Sounds like a high-class case of scammery! Now, a cliche is an obvious remark... and I will, in all fairness, accept that calling you stupid has probably become obvious. But the word itself is a basic descriptor and can't really be a cliche. Thank you, thank you! *bows* I'm playing three shows a night! <_Ghost> Is Butlerian Jihad good? I dunno, I sat down to read it but finished that IBM book instead. Why would you *want* '*Arab girls Go Jihad in jewish cocks*', anyway :(? I used to :) a lot. But then my little girl died. Actually, colored wax doesn't really die, it just kind of degrades. If there's one thing I've learned in all my years of experience, Hades, it's that when you sell a nine year old into slavery she's going to wind up dead. Now 10that's creepy! They should do a WC port for a cell phone, forcing us to buy expensive phones without service plans. You know in Doctor Who how the Cybermen have little caterpillers that eat mens minds? If those caterpillers were to have their own caterpillers, those would be cybrids. When I was in, like, fifth grade I had fantasies about the bio-sphere. I wanted to live in it. A lot. Also, I wanted to ride in a bullet train. I was pretty futuristic. In the late 90s they redesigned DALnet to prevent stupid people from doing stupid things. Keeping out giant ASCII images is one of the rare plusses. I already have a kitten. Named Chloe. One half is black and the other is orange. Like those TOS aliens. My mom had a skunk when she was little. I guess they'd run out of normal pets because of the war in Vietnam. I'm not really sure how the nutsack comment goes towards assuring us that you didn't have sex with a rat. Still, descriptions of somethings sex organs aren't the best way to follow commenting that you didn't have sex with it. I have rich lawyer relatives and whenever they come to visit they take us to really really fancy brunch place. It's like made of crystals and lobsters and stuff. Well, Jedenfalls is the city... and the phrase translates to 'Without his hat, ChrisReid of the CIC forgets to zurukgeschrieben. A computer that decides what I'm going to do with my time would be even worse than a computer that randomly buys things from Amazon for me. We should all look at everything in terms of how it relates to TNG. Especially the fifth season episode "Darmok". PC CALL TRELANE "Maybe she can take some... video at the zoo! For that... rain... forest... project she's got going!" I don't know what the good FPS is. I'm not some FPS reviewer. I play Wing Commander games and space quest. THINGS FROSTY HAS: Crazy Straws (100 ct.), Speakers, AH-64 Longbow, Post Cards (12) And I didn't list half things, or I'd have included the Demisaurus Rex. Grakh, now I need some crazy MIDI connector box. From like 1988. Stupid universe So one of my moms students crazy parents keeps harassing us. Armada is really really loud. The government disconnected me for having a billion dollar burger idea :( I mean, you can choose between onion rings and fries... and onion rings are far more complex than a different kind of fry. We should breed animals to fight and then blame Nintendo. My brother has a raticate. And everybody has Meowths. Well, I've got the a CIC Planning and Charts meeting at 9:00... so we're thinking we'll update about 13:40.. IRC needs a little cube that you can doodle on. And then you flip the cube towards everybody else so they can see it. We'll create it using 3D technology. Are you sure? Because I've got some ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES for you to try! When I'm rich and famous I'm going to get one of those film strip playing machines like in elementary school. And watch science movies from the 1960s. Frosty: SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS But it's true. Making women kiss is the best part of The Sims. The second best part is designing kitchens. Police arrested Asher "Frosty" McLaren on scorpion... OF MURDER! Canada is a cold and lawless nation. PC! CALL JENNA! What's black and white and red all over? 4COMMUNISM Security has issued a subtle reminder that I must change my clothes :( So I went to Best Buy on my lunch break yesterday with my brother. And they had the signs up for all the new DVDs... but none of them were actually there. So we asked the group of Best Buy guys if they were going to be there soon. And the boss guy grabs the other guys shirt and yells "SEE! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T COME TO WORK ON TIME" Slunk? I mean, I'm still going to buy it, but I'll definately whine a lot. Yay, they're going to show Apollo 13 IMAX at the Air and Space Museum next month. I can see the biggest Tom Hanks ever. * L0AF speed-balls Ghost The longest amount of time to make a stupid joke would be the time between asking someone if they like apples and then sending them some apples from one of those online grocery stores with a note asking if they like dem apples. So, we switched book reps for one of the classes here. So now one of the book reps really really likes us and the other really hates us. So now we get, like, free donuts and hatred. I should write some Mister Graham/Rommel erotic fiction. It'll be called 'Tanks For All The Spam'. :-( *rimshot* But I wanted you stay here and make various remarks ranging from unfunny to horrifyingly racist to very funny :( Now that I have an MCB-1 I can plug in a "metronome" to my sound card. Which, as far as I know, is one of Jigglypuff's attacks. If you skip class, they won't expect you to turn it in! I'd like to congratulate the cast and crew of #WingNut for not making a sexually explicit joke about Byydo 'nailing' his foot. You've come a long way, baby! I mean, I'll have done all my work and be home watching Boy Meets World by then. A group project is only as good as the effort the one guy who does all the work puts into it. And in 4th grade I was a gay Starfleet officer. My mom made my starfleet uniform purple instead of blue :( When I went to France for the first time (for like a month in 2nd grade) I had a kids book to learn French phrases... and everybody had Hitler moustaches... which made France seem really scary. There was a guy who sold swastika stuff at a street fair thing once... like German insignias and such. He had everything covered up and he'd show you if you asked. It's actually Blitzkreig Nurse *2*. That girl is a little young to be having a sexy reaction. It has been determined that you, SILAS LESNICK, have already been scheduled to receive FREE Premium Merchandise which could exceed one of the following Dollar Values: $190.00, $1,250.00, $20,000.00 The holiday season is upon us. This year instead of giving gifts, we should have a clever plot device. "Bob's Your Uncle!" would be a good name for a sitcom. We'd need to find a standup comedian named Bob, though. To Whom It May Concern, I have written this program because I feel that the computer must honestly make serious advances in the science of playing Freecell. Sincerely, Mister Trelane There should be a code that actually physically destroys the book. Just in case there's an invasion. The Book is close to becoming a starship. We should add one of those multifunctional scanner dish dealies. sith___lord@hotmail.com That's the worst e-mail address ever, no wonder your friends don't e-mail you. When you bought a choripan with your credit card, they forwarded your name to the deepthroat people as someone who'd be interested in such things. You should move to Baltimore, they have the Worlds Largest Trashcan. Pole-based math never ceases to call forth Trelane. You'd better work on an external hardware Bugs of Steel patch for Prophecy GBA Wing Commander: Prophecy is a great excuse to cancel all sorts of social events. Dates, weddings, funerals, dinners, more funerals. They're probably talking about the kind of frigidity that sustains the ice-demons of Kopax-4. Dear God no :( People keep hehe-ing at the stupidest things I say :( If this keeps up I'm going to have to either kill everybody or stop saying stupid things. And you know which one I'll choose. I couldn't have predicted *that* with a ten foot prediction pole! Kay-sa-dilla. A BBQ Turkey Burger doesn't sound good. Too many concepts crammed together. You just know from the name that it went through a committee. And some turkey-jerk was like "What if we use turkey instead of real meat?" And he refused to sign off on the BBQ-materials until they agreed with him. I took a choripan to the stomach in 'Nam. "Puissance Pocket" means, of course, "POWER POCKET" Once in France I stayed in the "Hotel 49F", though. It was coin-operated. And the bathroom and the bedroom were the same room. So is sassing your boyfriend, if you drift my get. *whammo* Grrrr, my health class depression screening thing says I'm going to kill myself. I don't want to turn in an assignment saying that I'm going to kill myself :( So the amazing computer has determined that the best way to prevent myself from killing... myself... is to let myself stick... myself... with large needles. PC Gamer was good until they stopped advertising porn in the back. That was like the best thing ever in middle school. That and TIE Fighter. Offset BF19 is malfunctioning again! Dammit! Send a Prontodroid in. You know who doesn't have a good idea of how radar works? The people who sing that 99 red balloons song. Also, the baloons are in a bag and they go out and blow them up... why do they float away? Are they crazy helium-expelling Germans? If Trelane said it's fierwerk than it's fierwerk :( Trelane is more German than ten Hitlers. I am a mechanical, I am a mechanical, I am a mechanical man! Yeah, they had Napster in Russia way before they had it here. They'd trade music on their Tandy Famicoms. Yeah... when the bread:vodka ratio was 1:1 it was a good day. My brother convinced the manager of a local Gap to give us the giant Kris Kristofferson picture when they're done with it. Then he moved back to Indiana, so my other brother and I will be stuck with Kris. Two turn tables and a microphone I went to get oreos and the world disappeared :( Wow. Separate them all out and you'll have as many crackers as the Kilrathi carriers in Fleet Action had fighters. Wow, Antwerp HQ sounds like something out of Heros Quest. MTV's Daria Soup London was pretty horrible. I mean, I hated London and it didn't even smell like pee like every French city. 3*** LOAF changes topic to 'niho2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\2/4\3pan' "I have to admit, it's funny the way those Marines had them bowing twice a day in the direction of Oscar Mayer world headquarters." You fool! You've missed the obvious! You just eat twice as much! Like a burger meat on bread might be considered linner. Or a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich on a potato roll. Dash, I thought Vegan Sloppy Joe was 'Very Sloppy Joe' at first:( Meatballs are nature's most efficient use of meat. The International Meat Convention doesn't officially consider hot dogs to be a form of meat. They grow on a hot dog tree. Didn't you see one of the Pee-Wee movies? Wow, first you're eating the bourgoise... And then you're *becoming* bourgoise by eating a falafel. I find that by eating breakfast and lunch in rapid succession and then waiting twelve hours for dinner, I get really really hungry. I never claimed I had a *good* reason. It's the Olympics! I'll bet they've got olympic shaped colored onion rings or something. I've heard that they've go plenty of funnel cake out west. Ferrets are known to be the sexiest of animals. And aerodynamic Nothing says I love you like flowers, three cell-phones and underwear. MTV is my most hated enemy. I'll fall asleep in my superchair watching Voyager, and then I'll turn on MTV at 4 AM because it's the only thing on and then I'll have some horrible song stuck in my head later. Any job that lets you whack rude people on the head with axes must be wonderful. Interesting theory, but I say no. The texture of the hot dogs and the muffins just won't mesh. Use a burger roll, put two hot dogs on it. It'll look like the Straith from Privateer 2, but it'll be good. Are you planning a surprise birthday party for me :D With pudding! In dishes! ? I hate reporting news and then get a hundred e-mails asking for details Who the heck goes to wcnews.com and ignores the news, only to e-mail me asking if there's any news? The answer is lots of stupid people. The double-hot-dog-burger has long been an emergency staple of my diet. Sup sup sup hey! Da LOAFz in da hiz-ouse. Bah, TC will go to Yale like his mother and I decided and that's the end of it. I don't want to hear any more of this Hamburger College talk. Lets all sent eachother internet cards! I can't track my packages:( They're either "IN JAPAN" or "IN AMERICA" My mom put five dollars in my lunch. Wing COmmander spelled backwards and wrong is "Ultima". My name is LOAF. It means "Mothra" in Hebrew. Trelane helps me trick people. Mmm, Frosty Chocolate Shakes I'm Rark "Bandit (LOAF)" Kavioski, and I'm going to acclimate you with some of our systems. Yo, sup J-Z. Werd to the car. My sister got two mice for Christmas. But one of them got exponentially larger, and a rat expert confirmed that it was actually a rat. By "rat expert" I mean "the janitor at the local high school" I weep for anyone who's had a conversation in which they learn that the hampsterdance has been updated:( "Hey, Chad! That was a radical party last night! Keen to the max!" "Sure-thing, Weasel! Hey, you hear Hampsterdance has been updated?" "No way! Tubular!" I'm *great* at Virtual Boy games! Since I only have one eye, they play like 2D regular NES games. That are all red. If there's one thing I've learned about college... It's that medals, promotions, tests, quizzes, essays and assignments are all sheepdip. All you have to do is complain to somebody important later and you'll be fine. Yeah, that's why I haven't taken any computer science courses. Appreciating a new kind of sort algorythm is different from liking video cards. Math for People Who Find Math Hard, Basic Web Design and Class Where You Watch TV And Learn About Fish Class Where You Watch TV About Fish is great, because I've never actually watched the show We have two class meetings total, and the first one was just to hand us out little packets of sand. Apparently people in Europe sit around making lights. As opposed to the US where we sit around having sex with cheerleaders. Just like in the movie I wrote. I'd buy a tanktop if they made one that'd fit me:( Yeah, we should have a kill LOAF/don't kill LOAF store. And we'll find out which people would rather do. Maybe just sell LOAF's a Jerk shirts. That'd go over well. Dash it all, I owe the Japanese $71. Today seems weird. Too quiet... like something's going to happen. It's only 10:35 Plenty of time for explosions and a nuclear car. Then tell me, o time traveller, of the wonders of the future. Will man someday walk on the sun? Not that it's my fault, as my plan to destroy all long file names was abandoned in 1997... but it's a shame, which is what I mean. I was trying to list my top ten favorite movies the other day, and Contact made it up there somehow. I'm not sure why. Wow, you enjoy the musical antics of Le Dzebo too? * LOAF 7Le Dzebo - Lets Roll Out the Funk Machine.mp3 14(116,921k14) * LOAF 7Rocktown (Featuring Lil Trelane) - Rockin's My Other Middle Name .mp3 14(114,121k14) Student11 scares the heck out of me. Ahh, thanks. I didn't want to have to ask LeHah ... for anything... ever. Somehow, reviewing a McDonalds entree using the word 'hair' seems very appropriate. !!!!por fabor, commontaros lose #latino-teens!!!! Mm, yeah, it's about that time. I'd better call home to see if my chocolate eggs are in yet. Longbow 2: M*A*S*Hpoint Korea We all have microwaves in our basement. Especially Chris Reid, the worlds most famous microwave collector. I can't imagine what could be bettert than a cactus with a snake in it. And when it is chocolate, it's that freaky designer "I want to sleep with you" chocolate that you don't know what it has in it. Okay, another egg. Opening.. Eating chocolate exterior.. Dash, another beaver. They always have some excuse "My mom got me this for my birthday because she thought I liked movies" or somesuch. Objects in English aren't male and female. "Kick her" doesn't make sense. Although to be fair, Austin Powers and Stepmom are everywhere because they come free with a lot of DVD players. It's easy to make 12 year olds cry. I did that to Dan_S all the time. HBO, HBO-e, HBO-k, HBO-a, HBO-east-e, HBO-northeast-k, and so forth and so on. 10,000 channels and only 150 things good on. Trelane has gone to a better place: lunch. There's an old saying, Ghost, one that I think is particularly apt in this case: anything's better than here. There's no such thing -- super hotdogs are a myth. It was *probably* just five 5 cm hot dogs taped together. We call frites frys in the US. They're named after Fry from Futurama. I say marry her, LeHah. Run away, have a good life. And don't think about here again -- because we're already dead... we just don't know it yet. lilblueeyes is me. banditloaf is lehah. It's part of an elaborate confusispy. You know what the name 'GeForce' crys out for? A 3D animated product tie-in show. "THE G-FORCE" Major Nvidea and his team battle the evil twodeeoids Stick a diamond in my gas tank and call me Herbie, I'm done :( Even my brother, my sad penniless brother was ranting about how great it'd be when he goes to Japan. I'm not sure why all teenagers suddenly got infected with the idea that naturally they'd be in Japan someday. I think the days of Lesnicks in the armed services end with the Korean War. I spilled water on my Mogwai once. The results were both terrifying and hilarious. FYI, I've made those and BTW, they're good. And messy. And thinking about them makes you use acronyms. Good + Messy Sandwiches Wow, Yeah. Because that abbreviates to GMS. Which is a great acronym. "Yo, buddy, gimme a plate of GMSes." "Two Straith Cakes, coming up." Now there's a conversation I'd like to have. We could play a game that doesn't require English. Like... hangman. |o | *plink* | o| *plonk* I don't think you can have three-way pong. I'd go to lunch, but a) I already had lunch and b) the killing. I left my gun at home :( I'll have to use one of those ropes with a circle in it to catch the bad guys. They're not really fries... they're... pound signs. ######## You mean Vampyres. The crytyres of the nyghte. Actually, I'm the bad LOAF. Eye patch and goatee and all. You know what the best part of a guy randomly sniping people is? Stores and stuff are empty! I went to the mall and the movies and to dinner and there was nobody anywhere. Oh, and the problem with wearing a big viking hat while there's a sniper on the loose is that everybody looks at you like you're bad crazy instead of amusing crazy. I wanted people at the movie theater to tell me I had to take it off so I could tell them how that would offend Odin... but there wasn't anybody else there. Wow, some guy in your politicale conomy discussion is a homosexual. Or British. Or both. Thus inviting a classic venn diagram. You know, they don't even teach kids about venn diagrams anymore :( They spend like five years in elementary school teaching me about them. And now my sister is in 4th grade and they're teaching her "algebra" and "geometry" I HAVE WRIPPED ITS ISO OFF, COLLAGE CD! Holy crap, it's 6:30 AM? Jesus X Christ, I must have been playing Privateer for ten hours. I got it all set up last night... and then I played a lot... and I stopped for a bit to play Pokemon... and I think I checked my e-mail.. and then I played more... And now it's this morning. I missed dinner and stuff. Damn lack of a Japanese warez community. Hmm, maybe my dad's Microsoft thingy has the FM Towns Win95? The thing... with all the... Microsoft... stuff? This folder contains DDK samples, headers and documents which are specific for the PC9800 version of Windows 95. If only there were an FM Towns one. Then I could develop my own Armada-based operating system. Time to figure out how to make Windows recognize it when you plug a cat tail into a serial port. Guck, never search Google for a picture of LeHah. It's probably someone you know playing a stupid trick in you. Not Byydo that I Byydo know Byydo anyone who'd Byydo do that. In case you missed it, the key part of that sentence was when I said Byydo a lot. Oh, hey, speaking of which, I find it highly suspect that someone just randomly started sniping people as soon as I told Byydo that my county was better than his county. Random sniping is actually pretty great... it's like a big snow day, except stores stay open. There's like nobody at the mall and stuff. And there's probably less of a risk of dying than if you drive around when it's all icy. After I had like a really huge emergency surgery on my right eye it was all infected and huge. It terrified everybody. I either look forward to talking to an English teacher or marvel at how remarkable it is that they figured out how to use the elevator properly. We had one guy who came in with a transcript of six years of horrible grades and a letter saying he had ADD... and he thought we'd erase his record. People are the stupidest things ever. That's two Thursdays in a row of free movie previews. After, like, 21 years of no free movie previews. Something has changed. Somebody must have changed my FreeMoviePreviews: flag to 'yes'. Yeah, I memorized that once. Back when I was sure the powerhouse teamup of Newt Gingrich and William Forstchen would mean big things. So the last Princess Nine DVD came out, and I watched it. No more stupid Baseball anime for me. Manga bugs me because I can't really get into it... as there's this intense desire to use it as a coloring book. More games should have Cpl_Hades-themed patches, not less. Alternatively, Privateer 2 should have a regular people patch. Coming up with that theory probably makes you a bigger dork, though. Like killing ten whales to form a giant whale net to catch one whale. You should tell her the one thing that's guaranteed to drive away any woman... That you spent the evening translating FM Towns-themed webcomics. Nobody has Laserdiscs anymore. They declared them illegal and hunted down the few which remained. Campus is pretty abandoned today... random snipings continue to keep people at home. Trellane. Wow, all that survived was one of the hello's ls. The only remotely good Butterfinger is the little bite ones... because the chocolate:butter-crap ratio is much more even. I played Lara Bow 2: The Darkening last night. The music was neat with the MIDI card. Now I'm assigning you 200 words on the value of putting a blank index file in your root. Wait, 200 words isn't many. Some fake teacher I am :( Hmm, my cat is useful right now because it's orange and black for halloween... but starting next month I should start looking for a red and green Christmas cat. they have halloween flavored M&Ms now Neat, I should feed them to one of my crummy regular cats. Kids these days like Bulbasaur, right? We really should have space launch parties. With space cakes and stuff. Oh, I forgot... this morning the 4 AM Family Ties was one of the ones where Tom Hanks is an alcoholic. Chloe can climb straight up walls. And bird cages. Lately she's been sleeping on top of the bird cage. She's like a cat terrorist. She hasn't been as good at killing the birds as I'd expect, though. America: first to the moon, first to deliver a giant girder. I read a book about somebody who had stomach cancer once. Mostly it was about how he ran IBM. Byydo died on a Thursday. It was the cancer. We buried him under his favorite tree. (The Northeastern Penistree) I don't even have a TV in my office and I get the NASA channel. As a state licensed spirographicist I can confirm that this dream is indicitive of an unspoken desire to kill your mother. Tell him to stop... or your mom will shoot. He's more than you think, He's got maximum pink Nobody had much of a sense of humor about my hat :( My brother wanted me to buy ammo belts and a plastic rifle. But I thought that was too much. Money, too much money. ALLIED GENE SEQUENCING CENTER ACTIVATED, NEW UNITS ARE AVAILABLE The sniper is probably a NOD unit. Yo yo yo, Byydo's in da hiz-house with his tricked-out box-truck. I don't think there's any group of people who goes "I only watch everything on one channel!" Except possibly people with those really old TVs that only get three channels. Lets make a chart today. If we don't, we might GO MAD! As this happened in a Star Wars novel once. And 3,000 books about how the Emperor comes back from the dead and how evil aliens from beyond the moon invade the universe and such seem to... flatten it. I keep getting this nagging feeling that my toe is coming off. So I'll take off my shoe and check. But it's still there. "It's a blue-green trapezoid! No, it's Luke!" Now, the original Star Wars comic from the 80s... there was a comic book. With hoojibs. So I went to my sisters birthday party last night... I definately need to hang around more nine year olds, since parties with cake and ice cream and pinatas and stuff are way more fun than adult parties. -LOAF:@#WIngNut- BRAIN EXPLODE Ehh, I'm still worried about customer churn. Hehehehe, in middle school my brother had an exchange student from Wyoming... His bio thing said he was into "cumputers" No, stuff like "the holes in cynderblocks are there for you to shoot through" !LOAFSetOnSwamp Frosty- I was on TV. Well, a description of my white box truck was. *rimshot* You have to climb *up* an ascii ladder to get to the 'well'! I'm gonna be like all "Aquarium! Aquarium! SCIENCE MUSEUM! SCIENCE MUSEUM!" Luckily, according to an ID they accidentally sent to me instead of the psych department, I'm a professor of psychology. who's to say i'm not a professor Proftron 3000, the Professor deciding robot. CNN: WTC victim toll drops below 2,800. I wish Doctor Octagon would stop bringing back the dead. It's like 'Yo' and 'LOAF' together. You can queue it now and have it downloaded by the time you watch it on TV. That way you can go back and go "OMG LOL THAT WAS A 200000 GIGAMEGA LASER!!!!! WTF!!!" at bulletin boards. So, now I know how those Nazi doctors feel... for I've made a wonderful discovery at the cost of my own ethics... they have toilet seats you can pee on at the mall now. These ones are tilted so it goes back in after you do it. Poor Enterprise dog. First it gets stolen by Ferengi... and now it's in goo. In Europe they're called Lion Bars. They taste the same, but they have a lion on the package. You're pretty. PRETTY STUPID! Amazon is right, my diamonds need sharpening. Actually, the 1998 OC-3 conference banned blinking on the internet. Hence the non-functionality of the tag. Frosty is a gentleman of the highest calibur who is not at all entirely the bane to civilized society that his words and actions tend to suggest. Let loose a Beagle in a Barrel. Well, we can't all be Chris Reid and carry around portable generators for our GBAs. * BanditJLOAF taps Circle of Fear - Red Weekend's Michael O'Sullivan says this film "makes considerably more sense than either of the two previous films in the series." Oh, I went to Hardees last night. They had this amazing super-meat burger. It was like a regular burger with bacon... except instead of tomatoes, there was more meat. And instead of lettuce, more bacon. And instead of onions, more meat. *I've* managed to watch two episodes from different Star Trek serieses *and* yell at people at the CZ since I got up :( And feed my fish. I accomplished all this by getting dressed before I went to bed. "There are many questions in reaction to the latest shootings. Is someone I know going to be next? I'm afraid! Who is doing this? Do I send my children to school?" One of those isn't a question. Yeah, the horse was on the boat and then it jumped off and got ruddered to death. This alarm clock looked dangerous to those who didn't know otherwise. To be fair, you could say that about anything. I can't imagine that a dracula, a frakenstein and a mummy would make enough mall-goers turn off their lights to out-set the fact that they themselves were in a giant light-up box. Wow, if you're in Delaware you are neither north or south of the Mason Dixon line. Toilets probably don't flush properly in Delware. The County Executive said people had donated amounts from seven dollars to a hundred thousand dollars to give the person who catches the killer. I'll bet the killer was the guy who donated seven dollars. As he killed seven people. Someday I'll buy land that includes a railroad track. Then I'll build the "In the Way Cafe" on the tracks. These pretzels are making me thirsty. Yeah, they made me learn LISP before I got to watch AI. For my dollar, the best way to put on a few pounds is with carrots. Because the only way to fight a sniper is with another sniper. Also, this is the city that wiped out an entire ecosystem to prevent the Chinese death fish from wiping out an entire ecosystem. They should do that with the sniper. DEWED YOU'RE GETTING A LOL I wore my Poliwhirl shirt today. For obvious reasons. You canna live your life for the approval of one stupid out-dated web standards organization. I don't even understand Mike and Ikes. There's more than two colors... there's no one specific Mike and one specific Ike. I guess it's a faith thing. Hmm, does anyone have any advice for me regarding whether or not I should fear the reaper? A listing of things which either do or do not fear the reaper would be of assistance. Good thing someone's here to pick up FROSTY'S ENOURMOUS SLACK! Sometimes that guy and his brown eyed girl can't make love in the green green grass... but sometimes they can... I don't understand radios. Gentlemen, if you see only one Pokemon the Movie this year, make it Pokemon 4. You know what I hate? Trying on shoes. I'm glad I grew up and found out you could order shoes in the mail. ANd all they need to know is what size you wear. I also hate jerk ass little five year olds who sit in back of you and yell out the names of the Pokemon when they appear. Pikachu: "Pikachu!" "THAT'S A PIKACHU!" Tug your collar! Tug your collar! I'm not sure why collar tugging means guilt. But it does. I'd be a great police officer. Trelane is hot on account of a tie. Andy Hollis demoed that for me in his super luxury office! He was like "Look how you can see the bullets!" Which is also the line they used when DA demoed StarLancer for Chris and I. I guess bullet-seeing is big in the gaming industry. If God taught me how to rip DVDs I could rip them for you. Unfortunately God only seems to be interested in sniping people. How smart am I? You know how I got this smart? By putting my two older, out-dated TNG episode guide books in the bathroom. Actually, that plan backfired horribly, because I read one synopsis and then go upstairs and watch that episode instead of doing whatever I'm supposed to do. Damn memory. I used to be a good rememberer. I was at the drive-through at McDonalds, and I ordered a number three. And they asked me "Do you want everything on it?" So I said "Everything? What did you say?" And they asked again. Intrigued, I said "Yeah, I want everything on it." But it ended up just having a pickle. I found a bright green sock in my laundry. I don't know whose it is... it's the same size as all my others. But the terrible lesson is clear: somewhere, someone has far cooler socks than I do. So don't your punk ass be tellin' me there aint no good DS9 season 1 episodes, else I be slapping you upside the head. It's funny how Trelane called you half not a racist earlier. People who don't have jobs don't pay taxes, though. Unless they win the lottery and pay that lottery tax. Or if they're in Virginia and they pay that Nazi car tax deal. Wow, this hentai explains *why* they're always streetfighting. I used to think the level of Wolf4D where you snipe a million Germans was fun. But now I know it's also practical. So take your Belgian cynicism and stow it with your repressed emotions! Oh, the back story should be that all I did today was sleep and watch VCDs of the Enterprise pilot. Also, I put all my Enterprise VCDs in one of those black CD books, so now I can be like one of those people who carries his entire music collection whenever he goes for a two minute car ride. You know, and they're always like "Pick out some music! Quick! Before we get there!" and they have 3,000 CDs and you don't even like music to begin with. Also, what's with kids named *evin? Devin, Jevin, etc.? Wait, no beef on a sub? That means you can't have... meatball subs... or... steak and cheese subs. A cow with a pig inside is the most versatile animal. That's what they make bacon cheeseburgers with. As soon as I burn this I'll release I want some other driver. WAY TO GO, POLICE! NOW I KNOW WHAT A TRUCK LOOKS LIKE! In the category of "Who's Had a Baby," the answer is Jennifer Lien ("Kes" in Star Trek: Voyager). On September 5, 2002, barely a month after attending the Las Vegas "Real Deal" Creation Convention, Lien gave birth to her first child. You want I should send it to you? If you know what I mean. Adventure games with full speech will take some getting used to :( Wait, say the thing about naked again. All these people came over :( And I showed them Lara Bow 2. And they were like "Wow!". Oooh, I'll bet I have a Windows 3.11 DDK somewhere... I can make my own drivers... Then I can help the other two people in the world with this problem. I'll be more famous than the guy who cured cancer. My DCC-ing wouldn't win any races. Except one of those races where you go around the world. You know who needs to die? Everyone who thinks that Stuck in the Middle with You song is Bob Dylan. Bought the Eels- Mike "Trelane" Gallagher Fake jewels are so much better than real jewels... because they come in all sorts of colors. I mean, sure a diamond is expensive and all... but they're not pink... I have a radical piece of quartz I got at the Aquarium when I was a kid. If Hitler and I were buddies he'd call me "old man" as a joke. And we'd fight crime and stuff. Somewhere Byydo is strangling himself because he's not part of this conversation. I'd like to commit a burgerly. More of the snipings happened near me :( And my family owns way more high powered rifles than Joe does. Bearcat shows up once a year or so under another nick. And he /msgs me... "So, you remember that Bearcat guy, huh? You never really liked him, right?" and that sort of thing. For about an hour. Then he goes "HAH! I REALLY AM BEARCAT!" and then leaves for another year. Although we didn't really think very well at the time, there's not really anything *positive* about having to move to China. Wow, yeah, they should do a Subspace movie. Set 20 years after the original Subspace There's nothing sad about the Tomb Raider movie. But there is something totally awesome: when the dog gets turned inside out by the time machine. I'll crotch you! Crotch you good! http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?aid=73195&item=2796 If you want to say 'How do you like *them* apples?', turn to page 257. If you want to comment on the 'Mount on wood' button, turn to page 259. Wait, out of 150 people dead none of them were Americans? That's the worst terrorist attack ever. You'd have to be the unluckiest terrorist in the universe to demolish an entire city block and not kill any Americans. Frosty, you must be wearing moon pants because I can see myself in them. And I maintain that we should ban children for the robots. Speaking of which, shouldn't you update your LiveJournal about how your heart is like an open highway? I think people stopped playing Homeworld in the late 1800s. I could play some SubSpace, though. If there's one thing you need to buy from Japan it's a DVD with 175 Deep Space Nine episode promos on it. And you thought Japan was all tentacles and Byydo. As useless bits of technology go, the e-card reader is the uselessest. Naturally, I've bought two. pillow slip. n : a cover for a pillow; "the burglar carried his loot in a pillowcase" [syn: case, pillowcase, slip] "pillow slip" is synonymous with "case". As in "Frosty won't shut up about his stupid titanium pillow slip." something about eating nothing but black and orange M&Ms is horribly depressing It's because no matter how you know they're M&Ms you're still thinking you're eating Reeces PIeces. So it's just a stream of mounting depression as you eat them. I was the king of space for 256 years, so that's how I got that nickname. I sent Frosty to #Wing-Commander to spy. Frosty is a very bad spy. If he were one of the Spy Kids, he'd be the boy one. I could have sworn me explaining that Ford stands for Fix It Again, Tony was in there. Trelane: Oh, I've never been to Krystal. LOAF: And I've never been to White Castle! Both: Something or other Awww, man, soup is just food and wet. You can have hamburger soup or you can have a hamburger. Pumpkin pie is natures way of telling you you need to get more regular pie. Hmm... chocolate... or strawberry... or bannana cream. Maybe peanut butter. http://www.littledebbie.com/ProductFrame/LD_PBBars.html Those are the best, though. Their deliciousity is unmatched in the pantheon of snack-food gods. The EA logo got bigger and bigger over the years But at first it wasn't there. Zebra Cakes represent! I watched the episode with Trelane today. And Trelane has a piano song he plays when he first appears. Therefore, we should also have such a song. Wow, I forgot I had autographed aceHyphenOne CDs Wow, now I know what the Faith of the Heart guy looks like :( "Shallow Hal is shit." would mean it was bad. "Shallow Hal is the shit." would be street-talk for good. I say, good-fellow. Care to engage in a rousing round of street-talk? I have to admit, this is the best song I've ever heard. The Johnny 5 one. But you and ace are all palsy-walsy :( Still, you do make an excellent pillow slip. PC! Randomize TV! I wish I had that song on an mp3 CD so I could play it over and over at work all day. And I do! Skip them. Say you're protesting Columbus' brutal brutalization of the new world. Dumbass liberal college weirdos would appreciate that. My office is so cheap, they have "Netscape Instant Messenger (NIM)" instead of "AOL Instant Messenger (AIM)" :( A power supply is like a woman. First you screw it in and then you plug it into the motherboard. WC fans hate me nearly as much as I hate them. And now they're sending me message-board instant messages :( Hmm, the clock in my office broke. Only the second hand works now. That's not fantastically useful. Yeah, there's all this obscure stuff in, like, Fleet Action... anti-torpedo rounds and such. And the world really needs capship weapons systems explained. "I SAW A FANFIC THAT SAID TOLWYN IS STILL ALIVE!" !LOAFSearching is fun. Better than sex! Bullshit. Well, better than sex with myself. *rimshot* Ah, good times. Gonna get my aquarium on. Are you sure you're not playing Byydo's copy of Pokemon? We'd better check with ace. This guy might be, like, his enemy. I assume music with words is the enemy of music without words. Wow, that'd be a good ending for some kind of existential book about your life. You're about to die and you hope they have bacon today. Trelane-Eat-World In case you want to pyck up some gyth chyxs? <_Ghost> great, i recovered them! Great. But you lost Doctor Sanchez' marvelous atomic submarine! The WCIV novel spelled it "Newbee". That's my favorite spelling. i don't like this eDonkey thing all it does is sit there waiting in queues That's all the Enterprise did in Encounter af Farpoint... *rimshot* Flight of the Navigator rocks. It accurately predicted that the girl from Sex and the City would be hot in the future. My favorite pasta is ravioli. Followed very closely by tortellini. In fact, the difference in good-ness between the two is so tiny that it has to be measured with a pastagoodnoscope of some sort. Once I had a little deluxe and a little regular (Pokemon), and the deluxe was so much better. Even the novelty of squirtle shaped pasta didn't save it. I wish ramen had a better name. I hear it and I think "Ick, weird foreign crap". It should be called tiny happiness noodles or something. Then I'd eat way more of it. And the THN companies would make like 60 more cents. Hehe, Ghost doesn't know how big a dime is. There's actually this group of crazy people who pumps gas for you now. Since everybody is too afraid to pump their own gas. I'm not sure what crazy religion has decided that its followers are worth less than the value of people getting gasoline, but I guess it's useful. The DVDs are neat because they have commentary. So you can listen to grown men talk about Pokemon. And feel slightly better about yourself. Yeah, Native Americans protesting Columbus. And yet it's racism if I hold an anti-Japanese protest. By "if I do" I mean, of course, "when I did" According to Civilization the US started out here under the leadership of Emperor Abraham Lincoln. At around the same time as Greece, Rome, Russia and England were founded. I like t-shirts that are different colors. I have a red one, a green one, a blue one, a black one, a tan one and two yellow ones. The other two t-shirts I have that I wear are a Poliwhirl and Pepper. I also like button shirts with fish on them. Maybe I'll get some crazy Boston shirt in Boston. Like "I saw the Tesla play and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt" or something. You know someone is sophisticated and male when they subscribe to Penthouse. I subscribe to the New Yorker and Star Trek the Magazine. That alone probably made one to three robots heads explode. That's one damned fine girder. Ooh, yeah. We can each have, like, a unique Pokemon that we're training to trade to eachother. And then if we ever meet, we will. It'll be like that Christmas story. Babes in Toyland. Where they get stuck in the professors house and shrunk and stuff. That movie was so cool. You know how Disney is doing all these {Variable} 2 direct to video movies? And you know how Dumbo was set in like the forties? They should *so* do Dumbo 2 where Dumbo gets recruited to fight the Luftwaffe. Oh. My GBA has a light in it. And my other one has a tv-out in it. It's like I live in that Star Trek episode, "The Best of Both Worlds" In that I'm constantly haunted by mechanical drones. Choose the android. Humerous cloning lead to the worst movie in history. (Multiplicity) Apparently he had a baby and he's coming around handing out fun sized special dark bars with her name on the wrapping :( And on the bottom it says "Arrived September 27, 2002 Mfd by Mike and Karen" The last thing I want to think about when I eat a tiny chocolate bar is the book rep having sex. The majority from all of the toys been white, blue, yellow (good guys), purple and black (bad guys). Manta Force didn't do much to prevent racism. Columbus is the guy they named Columbus Monkeys after, right? Hace. Is that guy whose music Tre and I are listening to your enemy? Awww, grang, another sniping? ... once again while I was mysteriously absent for the evening ... Luckily I have an alibi. Being asleep is an alibi, right? Wow, Kerri-Lee is talking about the sniper. And lactose. If we don't take out alt.games.warcraft now we'll just continue to have to deal with alt.games.wc3 "CAN U STEAK WC3 WITH BATTLENEAT???" people:( We need an *angle* first. My idea is "Warcraft sucks and you are stupid". Luckily I have a copy of "What's My Angle?", a geometry game for 386 computers. Number Munchers? The easiest way to win that was to set it on the easy kind of fractions. I wish I had a ROM of Odell Lake. But according to the internet, there isn't one anywhere :( I need to travel back to 1987 and steal it from an Elementary School. That shouldn't be hard because they weren't worried about school shootings in 1987. Game for the Apple ][... you're a fish in a lake... and you can either eat or run away from other fish... The minute you let someone tell you that you can't randomly call people retarded dipships is the minute your OPINION IS BEING ATTACKED BY EVIL CENSORS! The Lesnick part of my family is from Russia too... I think they were Jewish until somebody said "Hey, they're killing all the Jewish people in the next town over!" or something. -BanditJLOAF:@#WingNut- Urge to kill... rising. Wow, the Eco Bank wants to offer me a sum of 23 million dollars! These Nigerian bank scams are really ruining it for all the honest, hard-working Nigerians who are serious about sending Americans millions of dollars for no reason. *** Frosty- is now known as FrostyWosty That doesn't tell me where you've gone at all:( Unless you've gone to a Wizards of the Coast, or WOTC, store. We had an Aerostar a long time ago. It was the worst van ever. About a month after we bought it we took it camping... and we opened the sliding door... and it fell off. Wow, they're getting rid of the Dell Guy? Now all we need is for Apple to order the execution of all the Switch people and we can go back to not being embarassed to own computers. Sardo! I Choose You! Bolognesa! Go! what the crap is a hungarian noodle bake? <^Nohbody_> So, I guess you weren't very hungary, huh Tre? *rimshot* Good job, all. There are a lot of Pokemon you can eat. For instance, I would like to eat Porygon. Dash, we missed The topology of Hamiltonian Loop Group spaces. What *is* a Tiscali, anyway? Why *am* I emphasizing unreasonable words, anyway? Oh no! I can't break the code! It's programatically locked! Tre, call the sermonizer, there's a weddings-a-transpirin'. New Enterprise tomorrow. Archer's dog gets put in goo. Make no other plans. frost·y Pronunciation Key (frôst, frst) Producing or characterized by frost; freezing. See Synonyms at cold. Covered with or as if with frost. Silvery white; hoary. Frosty is hoary. I considered jumping on top of a truck this morning. The truck was full of ham sandwhiches. And it's not often that you're in a position to be able to jump onto the top of a truck. Yeah, ace said he wasn't his nemesis... But that's just the sort of thing someone who wouldn't want to admit defeat to his nemesis would say. Hmm, it should start in America. And there will be flashbacks to why the left their country and to amusing boat stories. wow, or maybe we could write the same chapters, from the point of view of a different robot Hmm, yeah, that makes sense. Like that Enders Game guy. or we could write different chapters, but not tell eachother what we're writing about Hmm, yeah, that makes sense. Like that Enders Game guy. But Geordi's hilarious struggle with blindness embiggened us all. I dreamed I was writing part of the robot book. It was from the point of view of another robot who met Connecto in 1800. Connecto was, like, a robot made of barrels and steam and things by a 1700s scientist... but he'd made all his children himself, so they were regular futuristic robots. Aces to kittenfeet, Enterprise is already downloading. At 126 internet units per second. Mike That's Tre. that's me Michael "Frosty" Ashmountaine Two pixel by two pixel blobs don't really out-rank Joan's as a source for what's what -LOAF:@#WingNut- Bad as he may be, we must recognize that in the mirror universe he'd be our leader. According to that Deep Space Nine sex novel the mirror universe is really, really, really, really great. Embers, started in St. Paul by Henry Kristal and Carl Birnberg, became known in the Midwest for big burgers and comfort foods. Local legend has it that the chain invented the bacon cheeseburger and was the first 24-hour restaurant in the country. Trefrestello -=Zing=- They've got, like, robots scanning you when you cross the bridges. You know what needs to stop? People who call Pokemon characters by their Japanese names. You're not Japanese, idiots. Just change the mIRC colors. Or, as Hades would say, "Bloody bugger off wit'-ee mIRC coulours, mate" My giant machine that squashes grapes and strains out the non-liquid parts and then ferments them gives off a high-pitched wine. The greatest freedom God gave man was to change the colors in mIRC. Congratulations. You've entered the ranks of the truly great postscript scalers... You're not making the process of coming up with non insulting quotes about you any easier, Frosty:( I played Multima when Multima was cool:( Cool...ish. Multima was what they originally said Ultima Online was going to be called. It's the best name for a game ever. Dash, cnn.com stopped having a giant crosshairs around my city. Lightweight Stroller - John Lennon Collection - [Baby Product] Although the concept seems horrible at first, the idea of a chocolate sandwhich isn't overly bad. Back in the day they used to give us pieces of chocolate and bread at school (in France). They had like an odd snack thing... you would go out into a courtyard and they'd give you something with bread. Also, lunch was generally very bad. Except for French fries. And once I won a water drinking contest. Smores lack bread. No bread, no sandwhich. They're made of Graham Crackers. Graham and Bread are not interchangable. Hence King Graham is not king of the Sandwhich Islands. all a sandwich requires is something squished between two of something else, bread is optional That's an obscene definition of sandwhich:( A smore is sandwiched, but it is not a sandwich. "Something resembling a sandwich." It doesn't resemble a sandwhich, it doesn't have any bread. It's like a little flat... thing. Wow, to sandwhich is synonymous with to interlard. This isn't about who Frosty loves... that's what amihot2frostyornot.com is for... this is about what's right and wrong... Ah, Trelane. Just wanted to check in and see how you felt, vis-a-vis the rains down in Africa. It's funny how you said LeHah and then 'think' in that order. i want a sandwich with a moistmaker :( In WildWeasel's insane hedonistic world that could be a piece of ham with a human skull in it and then another piece of ham. A world where we refuse to accurately define sandwhiches has having bread in them is a world in which I do not want to live! * BanditJLOAF enters... with sexy results. That can't be true, no one likes talking with Quarto. It's like talking to an especially egotistical rock. So I have some hot pockets, but I think I'm going to not eat lunch now and eat it when I get home instead. hmm, why can't you eat hot pockets at work? I could, but earlier I had this fantasy about eating hot pockets and watching Star Trek. And then I found out I had hot pockets in my work-lunch. So it seems sensible that I should bring them home. Curry:(? Tuna sandwich and salad and Pepsi. +++yuck I dreampt that my blue gourami floated out of its tank and kissed me on the forehead while I was asleep:( Maybe I'll succeed where Trelane failed... and buy an Aquarium shotglass. Or a Childrens Museum shotglass. I hope a MATH TEACHER doesn't come and save me. Because I solved the VERY COMPLEX MATH PROBLEM and all. But I don't want to work for the government, since it could cause an airplane to explode and rain steel fire onto a dog which might bite my best friend from high school. "I know! Lets make fun of Scooby Doo for some reason! Because that makes sense!" Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin! I have an EA magazine thing that announced it... and a picture of the sign on the wall at Origin that says Strike Team. Boomer made me take it off the CIC:( I got a season of ER on DVD and a DVD with 177 Star Trek: The Next Generation commercials! If that's not money well spent, I don't know what is. "Star Wars producer: DVDs hurt B.O." That's not true, my massive collection of DVDs has directly *added* to my amount of B.O. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Rick McCallum needs to be shot in the face. That's rediculous. How could I possibly manage to de-connect all five locking mechanisms of my high powered rifle in time to get away from the police? Yeah, and now Misty is leaving:( I mean, what's Pokemon without Misty? ANSWER ME! Lets get a full page! We can split it. That'd be radically awesome... to the max. Or half a page. Which would be half as awesome. But just as radical. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, stop spitting at police officers and then running away. They'll always catch you. Did you see your Friends last night? With shark porn? The eye hurts a lot if you touch the optic nerve. http://www.bostonkids.org/recycle/about.htm Recycle is the best store ever. Also, is Cheers a real bar? Because I'd like to go to that restaurant that's upstairs owned by the guy Sam is always fighting with. Damn government! It's a freaking conspiracy! Blaming the evil organization that blows up stuff whenever stuff gets blown up! See, this is why we should have a peace march or something. Sometimes buses just *EXPLODE*! It doesn't have to be terrorism! Bin Laden is really smart, though. And Quarto is whatever the opposite of really smart is, plus a pill that makes you twice as stupid. People shouldn't eat fish. That's why God hid them underwater. It probably doesn't help that Quarto has the IQ of a house plant. And not a cool house plant like a cactus... like some astroturf that somebody put in a pot. Everything about me is great. A four-cheese lasagna pasta bowl, a little container of green and orange melon, a juice box and a little debbie brownie with colored bits on it. My very expensive chair has a thing that goes up at the end when you pull a lever. I have an oyster shell that I found at the nuclear power plant beach on my card table at home. I also have a weird rock that I found too Grr, remember the old nursery rhyme: put a space after a period / or I'll gouge out your eyes period. no...I've seen him at the high school concerts...he's the only one playing the guitar in the band and everyone goes crazy during his solos... I can imagine, seeing as he ROCKS HARD. When I was in elementary school they had an assembly where some guy showed you instruments from around the world. My brother decided he wanted to play the water-drum. Keep your head held high -- I'm gunning for ya! Searching eBay for Wing Commander in descriptions always makes me buy stuff:( Although yeah... unless it means there's a cheerios shortage... Oh, I was going to make a necklace out of them. It's probably someone with both you and Frosty in their e-mail list or something. And there's only one person who's attracted to both you and Frosty. Ho ho ho, I'm WildFire. Merry Christmas! Oh my, Frosty. The elves tell me you've been a bad little boy or girl this year. Looks like you'll be getting coal! Well, I guess it's suicide again for me. I like saying "yoaf" They'll probably have all sorts of fake sniper stories after this, though. Like with the shark attack boy. How everybody in the universe who saw a shark for the next six months got their picture on the cover of Time. i saw a shark at an aquarium once And you were Time's Man of the Year in 2001. The New England Aquarium was neat. They had two blue lobsters. One of them was in the touch pool with a sign telling people not to touch it. That seems like a pretty bad touch-pool tease thing. Yeah, it was scary this morning because I turned on the TV around 5:50 and they were talking about how they'd be having a kid do the weather report today. And then I went downstairs and turned on the other TV and it was live footage from the helicopter. I went to a pretty snipe-able diner last night on my way home from the airport. It was right on a highway and there were trees across the street. And I had to stand outside waving because my brother is an idiot. We told him to meet us at the diner and gave him directions... and he followed them... and drove by the diner, travelled ten miles and went to a different diner. Naturally I'm pretty proud of my county busses. They come in three kinds: regular, environmentally friendly green and special holographic 25th anniversary. He started out as a good shot. The first day he shot five people in the head. Next to my airlines check in area was the check in area for "TNT Vacations" Someone somewhere thought naming an airline after a form of explosive was a good idea. Wait, Ponderosa is a buffet? That's especially sad. To go to a buffet and then come out and have to have your stomach removed. Oh, I got some good stuff at the junk store. Including a giant foam stick of butter. And a Star Trek Font Pack for Windows 3.1 And a whole stack of road signs that say "SPEED LIMIT 5" The map to where the nearest Ponderosa is has some odd cities. "Mexico, Maryland" "Sixmile House, Maryland" I had a great grandfather in the second World War two. He flew a B-24, the loser-bomber. My other grandfather wrote the column in the Washington Post that the annoying send a kid to camp guy does now. Those were B-25s. In Pearl Harbor they were F-15s, though. Oh, three or four people called me because they'd heard that someone was shot in "Ashland". And I live on Ashland Drive in Ashton. Yeah, Ashland Lawford Inspector Moose sounds very PBS. The girl who does all the wacky local events on my local FOX keeps getting stuck at the scenes of the snipings. You could send it to me. And then I could have my own news station. Like how that Al Jazeera station became popular by making CNN credit it for anything. Outside Pizza Uno the other day my sister told my brother and I we had to keep moving to avoid the sniper. That's like the saddest thing ever. And where'd she learn that? I got one of those burgers you heat yourself I'm too lazy to heat it, though. There's one of those at the zoo, right outside the womens bathroom. My mom got mad at me for getting a choco-taco while she was in the bathroom once. Speaking of which, what are you supposed to tip the water taxi guy? I mean, I have a pretty good understanding of what it takes to drive a car or hand someone a cheeseburger... so I can place a value on those. But driving that little boat? I have no clue. Everybody in Boston wanted a tip. My toilet at the hotel exploded :( I flushed it twice and it overflowed. A lot. The guy who fixed it and the guy who cleaned it up both wanted a tip. But what's the hotel toilet guy going to do if you don't tip him? Spit in your sewage? I was pretty angry that they'd given me a room with an exploding toilet in the first place. One night I couldn't find anything to eat so I went to another hotel's restaurant. It was all fancy and stuff, but they said they could make me a burger. I got a great tape dispenser, too. It's shaped like a snail. I need to remember to steal some tape rolls from work. God wouldn't ask Chief Moose for money. Also, it is my understanding that he has requested a starship, prompting the question: what would God need with a starship? I didn't like Dogma :( I used to. My Kevin Smith-likingness is flattening backwards. Soon I won't like Chasing Amy. I'm pretty tired. But I have to go get Star Trek III on DVD and go see my therapist. I need to invent some new problems so therapy will remain interesting. At the airport when I got back to Baltimore today, there was one of those uniformed limo drivers with a handwritten sign that said "BIO-Delance" You know what I don't get? That KIA commercial with the three girls in the car. And the one in back is talking too much, and they tell her to shut up, and she goes "Maybe she's angry because Sarah is dating Rick!" Or something. What the hell does that mean? And the girl starts off as a hippie and then a business girl and then she dumps her husband for the repair guy. Despite over 40 years passing she looks exactly the same. And although the dog gets really big, it doesn't get 40 years big. Only an idiot would drive a blue camaro. I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford! Camaro stands for Can A Man Avoid Roads? Ostensibly. Volkswagon - Very Original, Like Kittens Squashed While Also Ground Over Neatly Subaru Sucks Up Boys And Relishes Ubiquity Jeep, Jealous Elegant Elbos Pop Bricklin - Breathes Redefined Ick, Can Killing Lemurs Injur Nothing? To be fair, it wasn't funny when you said you'd buy an SV-1 and a DMC-12 and have them fight each other. Your character will be an... human! elf! human-elf! dark-elf! therapy, bbl We need to register bum-fuck.org and make the worlds only non-profit porn site for hobos. Wait, why is Trelane taking math advice from Byydo? That'd be like Byydo taking lesbian tentacle movie advice from Trelane. Clearly I'm in some sort of an alternative universe. Speaking of the word 'pre', Maryland is the most embarassing state ever for having a road named 'Grand Pre' instead of 'Grand Prix' for people to be sniped on. I say fire him and hire me! After all this time as LOAF I deserve a promotion to Byydo. And we'll get a temp to be LOAF. Actually, I just renamed some regular porn. I was hoping to convince you to drink a whole lot over the course of 717 megs. Then I'd get you high on room deoderizer enough to believe you did. My therapist didn't want to talk about anything interesting. She was all "Are you worried the sniper is going to kill you?" And I was all "The law of averages tells me that the sniper isn't going to kill me. I'm just mad that he'd like to." I broke my own rule tonight, too:( I went to McDonalds and I was like "Ugh, I'm tired of McDonalds food", so instead of a number 3 I got one of those mexican things. Actually, I got three of them so it wouldn't seem so bad. Yeah, they have... it comes in a tube... And there's chicken in it. Like a chicken... tube... Yes! Fajita! When something isn't a burrito, it is a _____. Ghost can answer that, probably. I got you 717 megs of what might or might not be tentacle porn. http://www.mcdonalds.com/countries/usa/food/eating_right/index.html Star Trek II was one of the greatest movies ever, and STar Trek III is the movie that was made after it. 8 Simple Rules for Doing My Teenage Daughter. Now that'd be a show. I'm downloading something called "shadows inc - something for kate - 20 years (evangelion).avi" The 'Kate' part sounds sexy. I'm leaving that channel faster than a dog has spots. And most dogs have spots within minutes of their birth. I'm going back to Kazaa where I can download videos of cheerleaders having sex with eachother like a perfectly normal person. At the junk store I got a whole bunch of tassles. I'm going to be the most best doing guy at the next graduation I go to. Some of them say they're the class of 76, though. It's going to be 74 years before they're useful again. And by then we'll probably represent numbers by something crazy. If I were your Byydo I could help you on the crucial Shark Porn account. I can start a dollar store for less than the price of a cup of coffee each day. I'm off to traipse around Rockville, MD at night. Because no one ever gets shot to death randomly there! I went to Tower at like 11 to buy Mad About You on DVD and I didn't get sniped. Actually, I only went because my mom said I had to to prevent my brother from being sniped:( Apparently me being with you makes you not get sniped. Anyway, clearly the sniper is motivated by greed. And he's the best sniper in all the land. Therefore, we should have a sniping contest And the prize will be a golden .223 round. The sniper's ego will force him to enter and win the contest... and when he does, whammo! Just say random things. Works for me! And if you start them with phrases like "Speaking of which,", "Wow," or "Oh, and" people will think they're somehow related to the conversation. Oh, wow, and speaking of which I have to clean my desk today. No matter how much I brush my teeth, I always feel like I have scuzmouth. I'm gonna develop one of those OC cleaning disorders... Yeah, an Orange Catholic cleaning disorder. Back in the day presidents would come on TV and say we were going to nuke Mexico and then we would. Back in the 1800s. Today is senior skip day, and you're senior to Frosty Junior. You could eat brunch at 10:49, I guess. But that's not practical on a week-day. non-conformists get shot.. or assimilated into the Hitler Youth, like in that movie My Night at Mauds. For instance, a job in the getting Trelane anime he doesn't want to watch department recently opened. This large woman had come to school to take her daughter out because she "didn't trust the system to take care of my child" And after getting the daughter out of school she'd stopped with the child to stand outside in front of the school to talk to the reporter. I wish I had TV:( I just have the internet and a window that lets me watch any local snipings. I wish I had local FOX news, then. It's really stupid, but it has the anchors I've come to know and love. Except Amy Robot, who I hate. A lot. Preferrably I'd just buy this instead of rewiring socketware A-3 to the Lewis-Knob convention or something. http://www.gamechoice.com.hk/dvd_malata_dvd520.htm That looks good. And nothing from Hong Kong could possibly be a horrible scam. I want you to find love at matchmaker.com! You feel that, Ashton? That pang of regret? Well, remember it... because you're going to be feeling bad about that sandwhich maker for the rest of your life. Oh, sure, there'll be good days... and you know what, they'll be okay, really. Life will go on.üBut there'll be bad days. Days when your regret over losing the sandwhich maker is so strong that you won't even want to open your eyes in the morning. And when they start -- and they will -- I want you to remember when you had fifteen gold box choices. So go on and live with yourself... I'm just glad I don't have to. Wow, Kerri-Lee at the hardware store. I'd like to ware her... hard Police confirm Tuesday's fatal shooting linked to sniper attacks. Rest of the world: duh. !stophades Frosty- That feature would rock. "Fish Commission" would be the coolest government agency ever. 'Ben Lesnick, with the Fish Commission. I'm going to need to take you downtown to ask you some questions.' ARRRRRRG "Does Professor Martin have an e-mail address that I can send my paper to?" "Not that I know of." "Does he have one that you don't know of?" I don't understand why servers keep getting letters -'d to them. And not good letters. Yoaf-diggity <_Ghost> i´m reading *The Hobbit* and it seems too childish... I feel the same way about Deep Space Nine young adult novels. Inspector Moose says his "word is bond" :( Next, we'll remind the sniper that the slow blade penetrates the shield. Ian Zering and George Takei star in... Freelancer! i lost the cap to my sharpie while i was writing down a phone number, so i need to come up with a replacement sharpie cap STAT Then it will slowly die :( Wow, this would be a great episode of ER. Does preventing sharpie-death justify sharpie-murder? That's a slipperly slope. Oh, I finally found War of Honor... it's like Fleet Action if Fleet Action had a lengthy sub-plot about Tolwyn and Bear falling in love. I can't decide which day is my favorite. The hardware store one is nice because you can see her body. But the leather jacket is nice too. When my friend went crazy a while back he insisted we bring him blue pepsi when he was in the hospital. There's probably a big demand for t-shirts with targets on them that say things like "SNIPE THIS, ASSHOLE" Like how everybody wanted a t-shirt with a target on it that said "HIJACK AN AIRPLANE AND RAM IT INTO THIS, ASSHOLE" after September 11th. You're all a bunch of lobster-noises, I have work at 7:00 AM. Oh, as a professional English assistant I can reccomend one thing for your story: don't let Byydo help. Are lobsters different colors? Red as a lobster: is just a tale. Lobsters come in just about every color but red. They can be blue, light yellow, greenish-brown, grey, dusty orange, some calico, and some with spots. A calico lobster sounds really cool. Put one in the story. i don't think opening gold boxes all day qualifies you as a professional English assistant Technically I only open ten gold boxes in a day. And sometimes I answer the phone to tell people they're calling the wrong English department. I'm just so good at my job that I don't ever have to do anything. He gets off at 5:30, but they told him if he stayed in the parking garage until 7 he could park for free. So he slept in his car and then got locked in the garage with a parking ticket. "This is 'Whale Island' and it's not very big. Quite a few years back a fishermen found a Human Body on this island that had washed up during a storm. I'm not sure who it was." I'm not sure which is stranger: the last sentence or the capitalizing of Human Body. I found a HUMAN BODY! That's just what stupid anime people say, though. WATCH A SHOW IN ENGLISH? YOU DIE NOW! Usually they're haughtier about it, though. girls are pretty dumb though, when it comes to things like mini RC cars AND EVERYTHING ELSE! *HIGHFIVE* Your SoundBlaster 16 is just like your SoundBlaster Extigy Audgold Platinum Waterglass Edition 128 GAMER MP3+ PACK. Ghostingtons "Chris Blair" needs to "die". Freelancer: Tomb Raider... in Space! CNN on a marathon: Guida did quit a few kilometers (miles) later, though. Thanks for clarifying that kilometers and miles are the same! I go there occasionally. But usually I'm with one of my brothers so I eat a one-pound burger. And then I don't feel like Galaga. Or moving. My discovery of Legos indicates that there may be *more* Legos. Lavendar Fairy Dress Up Set - [Toy] Dash, they don't have it in XXL. Maybe the Gold Box starts crushing itself after you buy from it. I had a really good turkey sandwhich for dinner. Because for some reason I had thanksgiving dinner yesterday. Interestingly, a flute is more like a sandwhich than a flute. I need something to take my mind off my troubles. Like a sandwhich. I wish I had one of those frozen sandwhiches right now. why must the convenience store open at 3:00 instead of 2:00 :~( 3:00? What the hell is that? Convenience Stores are supposed to be 24 hours:( What the hell kind of convenience store doesn't open in the morning and sell frozen breakfast sandwhiches? I had a very weird sandwhich today. I got it from the machine on account of kit-kats But it was a steak and cheese sub that you cook while it was in its box. And it was really good. But it felt like chewing on rubber. The push-button men of the machine empire created my sandwhich, there is no greater honor I was listening to some German guy on NPR yesterday, and one of the idioms he used was "the bacon between the sandwhich." Which, I think, we should adopt in the US, because that's one hell of an expression. I seem to recall that it was about how the US had become too powerful without the cold war, so the rest of the world was "as you say, the bacon between the sandwhich" So... bacon is imprisoned by a sandwhich, I guess... Ghost, you're the bacon between *my* sandwhich. The cheese is the bacon inside my sandwhich. Je m'appelle Trelane. Doonez-moi un sandwhich. Je m'appelle Trelane. Donnez-moi un sandwhich maintenant. What kind of meat will be on this sandwhich? Wait, I'd rather stop being at work than learn the answer to that question. Wow, sandwhiches cost $2.50 until the other day and today they were $2.00 Presumably because sandwhich futures are way down on Wall Street. I had a tube sandwhich today ()_____) But in the past it's been box sandwhiches \_/____/ Wow, my imprompdu sandwhich drawing skills are fantastic. I could work for the police sketching sandwhiches after sandwhich related crimes. Or just regular crimes that the mob blames on sandwhiches. An open-faced sandwhich is a farcical lie. It's not a sandwhich if it's open. It's a pile of parts. Someday I want to make one of those giant cartoon sandwhiches. That has like whole wedges of cheese and live pigs in it. I'm going to go put goop in my eyes and then eat an iced cream sandwhich. but he also said his roommate spread peanut butter on his sandwich with a toothbrush That might be really good, though. I mean, if I discovered a great way of making a sandwhich you can bet I'd use it. A brush is better for brushing your hair than a knife, it stands to reason that it could do a better job of coating a sandwhich. But you can steal ham sandwhiches, so I still envy you. I will occasionally cut a sandwhich. But not a meat-based sandwhich. Just a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. By dividing a sandwhich into two or four triangles, you save time because it's more aerodynamic Again, I disagree... a sandwhich involving cheese is best made with munster. We must rage against our society's insistance that sandwhich materials be mixed into one, horrifying product. Or else someday we'll just buy Amorphous Sandwhich Strips that you put between bread Have you seen the peanutbutterandjelly strips? They had them on CNN the other day. Sandwhiches are devolving into single-strip items. AND I SHALL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT! Pepperjack cheese was the beginning. And perhaps it was entirely innocent. But it has lead to a horrible, post-apocalyptic sandwhich future. <_Frosty_> I thought we were still pre-apocalyptic as of now. *We* are... but our sandwhich technology isn't. We eliminated the human factor in sandwhich construction... and a sandwhich without a soul is just bread. I should run for some sort of sandwhich related political office. Sandwhich dynamic is an important, oft-ignored issue in today's modern world. I mean, if we can mix our cheese with our ham, why not mix in the bread? Why stop there, though, Frosty? I mean, if we can mix our cheese with our ham, why not mix in the bread? And who wants to bother chewing? Why not make it a breathable bag sandwhich? That's where this dirty road is leading us! It's an unnecessary evil that's positioned us upon a slipperly slope to the destruction of the sandwhich as we know it. I believe that turkey may be the most important part of a sandwhich. I'm going to go make a ham and cheese sandwhich. And by God, they're going to be seperate. I saw bread made of a pretzel today. It was made into a sandwhich, a *ham* sandwhich. Playing tennis sounds like it combines all the things I hate the most. Waking up, excersize and not eating a ham & cheese sandwhich. <_Frosty_> Tennis isn't excersize. It's recreation. But it involves getting up while it's light out, right? And leaving my house? And not eating a ham and cheese sandwhich? I seriously don't think you can trust anybodys opinions until a game or a console or a new kind of sandwhich comes out. My horoscope says I need a sandwhich For lunch I had.... a sandwhich... and candy. You know what the world needs? A mexican sandwhich. No, like a taco with bread. So a taco formed around the sandwhich archetype. I'm always pissed at you because you stole my wife... and ate her. *snif*... I truly loved that sandwhich. *snif* I mean literally, and by literally I mean physically. If there are 700 hostages in the Moscow dealy... And 40 hostage-takers and the hostage-takers threaten to kill 10 hostages for each one of themselves killed by the police, You've automatically freed 300 hostages right there. Once again, math saves lives. !stophades Frosty- Just be happy you said 'car' and not 'ass'. i can't believe Connecto was one of the sniper guys Well, it makes sense. They say everyone goes bad at some point in their life. And robots live forever. So logically as they get older their badness levels approach 100%. B.5 sounds dumb, but Bpoint5 doesn't. It forces you to say 'point'. Maybe Muslims believe that Malvo is God. Infinite monkeys with infinite cameras will produce infinite varieties of monkey-porn? Tre's been reading about Verizon for 24 minutes:( Also, I wore a jacket I hadn't worn in a while... the pockets were full of gooey fake eyes and some sand art. Apparently I'd worn it to my little sister's spring fair. Games for elementary school children are so much easier when you're ten times as big. I got, like, a big stuffed fish, and metal rings with dollar signs on them and stuff. Wow, I got a postcard inviting me to "The Shape of Color: A Multimedia Exhibition of Prismatic Form" They had me at 'prismatic'. My guess would be that it's probably because you have faith... OF THE HEART! She's a small wonder, pretty and bright with soft curls. Both fifth-season Small Wonder and pilot Too Good To Be True series scripts still exist in Fox's vaults. (One of mine, of Vanessa's first slumber party, rests in peace there too. In my drawer waits a poignant guns-in-school script whose blunt message can only really work with an android.) In [private] life, Tiffany is hardly robotic. When not working on Small Wonder, Tiffany devotes time to working on her sticker collection that she keeps in albums. "I love stickers," says Tiffany. "My favorites are unicorns, sparklies, puffies, hearts and horses." http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Network/2460/SexAndRobots.html Yup, if FAMILY TIES had given Alex a robot sister who lived in his room it'd be hard to gloss over. It's too bad he was a sniper... Lee Malvo has the best name ever. Hitler was a pretty good name before it got ruined, too. Ghost's people have been constructing bagels for us for thousands of years. I'm pretty sure preteaelejz are called pretzels in English. Anyway, it was super annoying. But not because they made fun of me. It was annoying because they pronounced it "bag-gull." Perhaps it was your tendency to engage in intercourse with sea birds, and not your love of bagels, that earned you such a name. Bagels are an ancient Jewish treat, like that fish goo crap. I got whitey bites and T'Pol porn at the 7-11 yesterday. But I ate the whitey bites early in the morning. Yeah, my advice about taking out your spine before you take a shower probably wasn't particularly good. .msg LoafServ@services.dal.net identify frosty_is_homo .msg TreServ@services.dal.net identify more_like_a_super_homo LeHamosexual I couldn't have predicted that with a ten foot predicting poll. Now that they're both dead, Ghost shall be my first mate. Mister Ghost... set course... for adventure. A googlegroupsearch for Trelane brings up Trelane erotic fiction. We did, and our boy suffered only one diaper rash; and that was when he was in the care of someone who was less concerned about cleanliness around the anal area. -- trelane@nbnet.nb.ca Owning every Star Trek on DVD is the greatest feeling ever, though. Tell the truth... you have that car because it sounds like 'Tarsus', right? That's why I got my Chevy Oriob. So all the stores and stuff here have big "THANKS MOOSE!" signs out. <^Nohbody_> I got the GL wagon version. Could probably squeeze an SRM-5 pack in there with a bit of work. You didn't have to get the GL version... you could have used a Glide Wrapper... Pttth, I was freaking *born* in Being Completely Not Funny. I have a t-shirt I got there that says "I'm not a tourist, I live here". Preacher is an idiot... but LeHah doesn't like him... so who knows what to do. To be fair, I'd use it more for Byydo. !stophades King_Jesus_huiasndas would be fun to type. A lot. He'd have rejoined and explained that he'd been testing the new diamond studded waffle maker he bought and it'd shorted out his power. And then he'd go "Guess I'll have to cut down on the huge number of diamonds!" Khaled Mardam Bey is my jihad name. I tried pressing ALT-F4 to send a message to the bot, but it didn't work. Byydo's Old Boring Manga would be good. You could call it /bomb and after you set it up for me I'll say "someone set us up the /bomb!" It has a "sniper-nest" allowing you to get in the trunk and snipe people while hidden. Well, then propose. And if Dune loves you as much as I think it does you'll be happy for the rest of your life. On account of the drugs they give you. http://www.startrekexp.com/store/porthos_nx01_plush.html Now there's a product. I HAVE WRIPPED ITS ISO OFF, COLLAGE CD! What's a good robot name? It should probably have "tron" in it somewhere... and "Cybo" Hmmm... what about 'Cybotron'? !GetTrePorn seems to work fine for me. Is it Frosty-specific? Boring Old Manga, Byydo I can't go home. Ever. For another seven minutes at least. Sniper*s*! And one of them was a robot! You'll have to ask Joe from the Origin Museum... he's the one who set all that up. See what I sacraficed just to greet you, Tre :(? Now I have to talk to the worlds stupidest man. why do people always have to make stupid 3d models of everything? Fine, you're not getting the 3D model of a cube I made for you. PC DELETE TRELANE'S CUBE In defense of dingos, babies are pretty delicious. Yeah, I don't see why Australia gets its own special name for German Shepards. Unless they really hate Germans. You can see kangaroo goo if you go back to the Museum of Science. I think you're a retarded retard, retard-o. Oh, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Meson. Which you'd know if you weren't so retarded. Happy Chaunik... happy Haun... happy Jewish Christmas, Ghost. I'm reminded of a bible story. A goat, a lobster and a hornet were travelling to pay tribute to allmighty God. When they stopped at a swimming pool. And the goat looked in and saw a delicious goat dinner, so jumped in and died. And the hornet saw another hornet in the water, so it jumped in to sting it and drowned.üBut the lobster saw a regular lobster to be its friend, and jumped in. And it didn't drown because it was a lobster and belongs in water. The moral of this story is that you should only go in water -- or class -- one time out of three. Get the smore kind. Eh, you're just a smoron. Then allow me to make myself absolutely clear: You, Johnathan "Frosty" Ashmountaine are a big, freaking, SMORON. An elderly woman driving over a little boy, realizing what she's done and then backing up and hitting him again while going to check on him is better than the one where Q and Janeway have sex. I wish people would stop IMing me. They could put that energy into shooting themselves in the face. Jewish people don't drive busses. They run gold ring making companies and holocaust museums and delis. Trello. You're eight minutes late. I'd definately dock you a months pay if that didn't rhyme. Also, nine would be fine. Crack a file?! I'm sending you to internet piracy jail, Mister. And what will become of the fast paced world of C&C: Sole Survivor combat? 7pINK DKC sucks. You want F-Zero and Zelda, fokker. Yeah, DKS sucks. I have three GBAs now... when I get a GBA SP, I can do four player WCP. I'm psyched. If I as a kid traveled to 2003 and saw a picture of Boba Fett without his helmet, I would probably kill myself out of disappointment. With the possible exception of Pokemon Snap, everything for the N64 sucked. That's why burning your own eye sockets with a hot poker became more popular than Shadows of the Empire in the mid to late 90s. Frosty made an Amazon.com ListMania? I take back everything I ever said about you not being gay. THE GARRISON OF THE ???S??????S Frosty is Romanian. I changed mid-way through to watch some Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen movies on the FOX Family channel, though. but i have to walk to the bus stop, which is like.. 15 minutes That still leaves 19 minutes. And you know what we could do in 19 minutes ;) (build model airplanes) He got a 1.06 average or something, he clearly has learned to skip classes. Since they made me an advisor I got the ability to over-ride full classes, but I figured they'd probably catch me if I did that. So I just over-rid my pre-requisites. Oh, I meant to ask you, why was Kerri-Lee getting wet? Back in the 20th century, my girlfriends parents did that. Well, she wasn't as much my girlfriend was much as she was the girl who lived across from me and didn't close her blinds. Well, if your school is like me, you should complain to Ben Lesnick no matter what grade you have a problem with or when or what year. "My mom died ten years ago and I was too sad to get anything but an F, it should be changed to an A" and so forth. "Also, the grade was in how well I landed a hover craft in Vietnam, and it had nothing to do with English."üIn which case I tell them that the hovercraft landing department is in the South Building. This is because the South Building is far away and I hate them. The South Building actually has two offices, two classrooms and a room full of old matresses. I'm not really sure why a community college would ever have mattresses to begin with, but instead of throwing them away they've put them in a far off building. Also: I DO NOT HAVE THE MAGIC ABILITY TO TELL WHETHER OR NOT PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR OFFICES.üThe answer to "Are they there?" will always be "I don't know.". If you simply *assume* that me telling you where someones office is means that they're there waiting for you you're an idiot. If you come back to complain when they're not, you're a double-idiot. I'm addicted to sweet sweet quarters. Jesus doesn't want him, and the Budha is afraid he'll take over. Now bring back The Book. I wish I were watching too:( Then I could say things like "I'd like to give her the final day of competition" or "I'd like to give her an oral essay" at the appropriate times. I'd like to wear her purple hat, if you know what I mean. I'd like to crystal her dove. Wait, no, dove her crystal, dove her crystal. I'd like to unite her nations. I'd like to suit them. One of them is named Riley in a lot of the movies and shows. The other one is often named Chloe. Intristing. In their sitcom, Mary-Kate is "Riley Carlson" and in this movie she's "Chloe Lawrence" and Ashley is "Chloe Carlson" in the sitcom and "Riley Lawrence" in this movie. If almost every .mpeg Dynaco's ever sent me is any indication, the choreographer is probably involved in some pretty sexy hijinxses. There's someone else in Ashton. http://www.livejournal.com/users/alifeinbooks/ Which is hard to believe, as I'm THE ONLY PERSON WHO LIVES IN ASHTON. I've only ever talked to mine when they came over to accuse us of 1) vandalizing their boat and then 2) stealing their cat. It's not as much fun as vandalizing a boat -- trust me, I know. Ashton is my town, and we don't take kindly to teen-agers. I'm a teen-ager :( Luckily you don't live in Ashton. You just are Ashton. My action figures can be grouped into Futurama, Star Trek and attractive women. Also, Gil. I put Ryoko, Padme, Gil, Fry, Misty and Gimli on my TV last night. Drinking pot promotes accidents, Trelane. Don't be sad. I've enjoyed my life here, but will soon go to a magnificent and wonderful place (Target) Quick, reduce your nicknames to lange von 30 zeichen! i don't get FX here :~( That's the saddest thing I ever heard:( It was like Saved By The Bell, except aliens would randomly show up. Money Island? That reality show Trelane hosted? Hades knows all sorts of guys, if you know what I mean;) (from being in a model airplane building competition with them) I'm your philosophical neighbor, in that I don't wish you any specific harm. Just tell her to wander around the highway for a while, she'll find new gloves. And hubcaps and sneakers. You know what's good? Toast. You wouldn't think burning toast a little bit would be good. Burning almost anything else just a little bit isn't very good. Marshmallows are a type of bread. Hence the expression, "Loaf of marshmallow" And you call black people cute names like dawg. Well, not as cute as that, generally more very very offensive. "4. I am unofficially living with Les/Brian. When Leo gets into his house, it will be official." Good job, Frosty. "I've been playing WarCraft for hours only taking a break to have some incredible kick-ass sex. Then the idle pillow talk and then back up to the computer." Good job, Frosty. Wait, hell, damn, yeah, I'm with Frosty on this. Mini-bags? Fuck you, Tre. They perscribed me some eye drops that I have to take every day to prevent glaucoma. The only side effect is this: they can cause glaucoma. Medicine is the stupidest thing ever. Dash, they ran out of free Lego TIE Fighters before I could tell anyone but Ghost about them. Ari Fleischer is so not punk. He's always fucking around with his metal chains and his Blink-182, but he wouldn't know punk if it bit him in the ass. Well, I called Mister Jameson and he had Tony and Terry go downstairs and fix the internet... so turn it back on. No it won't. It'll probably get destroyed when Trelane smokes some heroin and decides to install lunix again. Speaking of politics, you know what kind is great? American. Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21) Accept it: She's dead, and nothing you can do will ever bring her back. Except, of course, for the Lazarus serum--but you promised her you wouldn't... Tivo will make TV fun. Instead of a chore. I'll make the one emoticon Frosty can't sleep through.ü)o|o(ü\___/üNow, we wait... several hours. No, I haven't tried UE. Unleaded gasolinE. Only special cars can use it. http://cube.ign.com/articles/378/378898p1.html Wow, I should get that. Extras: Vibration When I was a kid, I owned a lot of Micro Machines, for example. I lost an army one my last day in France:( I was packing up my military bases and a micro machine rolled off the patio into the grass. I searched and search for it, but t'was nowhere to be found. At least I still maintain a military presense there. That took a while. I did the emoticon that wakes you up an hour or so ago. Remember back when Star Trek V came out you could send in proofs of purchase from marshmellows to get a Star Trek V marshmellow dispenser? I really want one of those. Yup. The world is full of magical things. And the most magical of these things dispense marshmallows. Hah-hah. That's so funny, I forgot to laugh. Except by 'forgot' I mean 'plan to' and by 'laugh' I mean 'violently beat you'. You should skip that class, it sounds bad. Also, it told me you look like a dork. They look like dorks! :o Matt gives Frosty a bit of the old in and out. "Why, what would make a better villain than a guy whose face gets stretched with a machine? Nothing, I tell you, nothing!" I wish my cell phone had Crab Catch. I assumed it was a teenager beating a crab with a pipe. http://www.sanyo.com/wireless/SCP-6200.htm This cell phone has crab catch, and is popular with lesbians. Hmm, I feel like taking the bus somewhere. Except I have a cold and I don't have any money. And I'm at work. All the same, this seems like a good bus day. Maybe if I keep looking pitiful and expelling fluids from my body they'll send me home. There's a pile of mattresses somewhere. I may go hide in them. Yeah, Frosti has a lot of sex. D-Zone. (800 new levels for DooM and DooM II) "Comments: i love the movies you play in,house party 1, & 2. By the way if your single look me up I'm 15 years old!!!! C-YA!" Chris' guestbook is so great. Neat, the 17-year cicadas for Maryland will return in 2004. And they're part of "Brood X". Question: Do cicadas pee, and if so, why? (5/2002)üShort Answer: Because, like humans, they have to. Wow. I could have done great things with that money. I define paying thugs to beat up Frosty as a great thing. i was looking for my remote under my bed last night and i found a can of beans instead Well, this opens up a whole new can of beans. Once I got a free Poliwhirl with poptarts. Better days, dog, better days. Ashmountaine isn't a quote, it's a place. Where Monsters Dwell. My mom fucked up my lunch :( I got two snack cakes and no drink instead of one snack cake and a drink. It beats two drinks and no snack cakes, though. Still, I'm really thirsty now. Whitey Bites (Large), Blue Vodka (3 btls) Frosty should come to BiMonSciFiCon. As shall you. Then we can drink all that blue vodka you're going to buy today. Urine is full of blood. You try drinking ten cans of blood and not having red urine. Your bladder is leaking blood. The human body is designed to let blood in and out of its parts. Otherwise it wouldn't work. Blood is going in and out and in and out and in and out of your bladder right now. now that Frosty's addicted to cough syrup, we should work on getting him addicted to chewing tobacco He's also addicted to showers. Or something that happens in showers. Possibly soap. It was sad:( Poor crab:( I didn't mind when robots were sucking people into pipes, but crabs are a whole different story. I have no right to say anything about robots once they go into space. Yay, Frosty's mom is back. I had a friend who constantly insisted that I watch him play all the way through the SNES Zelda, though. Before revealing many hours later that he didn't really know how to win. This happened several times. More like CEL-DUH! LOL! Oh, wait, no, it's Zelda. My wang is in good hands. Also yours. Teachers say that because they enjoy collecting stupid questions. Then they put them in the "Smile A-While" section of the monthly bulletin. I brought my laptop, although I can't figure out why. The thing that crossed my mind as I was bringing it was that I'd screw over my work by stealing electricity. My rock polisher is in the garage polishing rocks, duh. If I unplugged it, the rocks would end up weird:( And if you're suggesting that I take my second, backup rock polisher that I never use, well that's just crazy talk. i should probably take a shower before the window closes Wow, you're the kind of girl I want living in the apartment across the street from me. Incidentally, Salsbury Steak really isn't very steaky. It's like a burger in tasty goo. A remarkable movie. L.I.E. centers on Howie, a 15-year-old boy whose mother recently died in a car accident. Neglected by his father, an unscrupulous contractor who's constantly having sex with his new girlfriend, Howie falls in with a group of boys who break into houses for kicks. Mr. Yamaguchi is the best pup ever. My face was sharpened to a point so as to create the ultimate super-soldier capable of winning the Vietnam war:( i like tuna for some reason :( even though it goes against all my religious beliefs Like how Christians still have sex even though the bible probably says not to. \\<___\_\____o>//üNow the airplanes are making out! Frosty didn't even say hi to us. This, more than anything, confirms my believe that he's a witch.    //ü//üWhich leads to hot airplane sex. What is Chobits about? I would call it the Japanese equivalent of "Fat Albert". <*_\\_>//üAnd then to a little baby airplane. Also we could grill burgers and watch Tron on a big screen TV. Or a HDTV. It'll be your choice. And then she decided it needed friends, so she got two guppies from the store that were the same except with big elaborate tales. So it killed both of those. My sister claims that's okay, though, because "they were probably making fun of it". Also she put a siamese fighting fish she didn't want in my tank once, and it got into a fight and lost. Wait, I'll give you a test to see if you're Matt. Fill in the blank:ü"I enjoy giving Frosty a bit of the old in and ___." You... you... you SON OF A GUN! Statistics 515 is hella-easy. Lemme explain it. Basically, everything in the world has a gradient. Between me and the chair, there's a gradient Between the chair and the floor, gradient. There's an infinite number of gradients. We call that number "g". (Hence the popular expression "Sup, G?", which is an ironic creation of a communications-gradient) I say a lot of things, Fresno. http://www.findmagiccards.com/Cards/US/Horseshoe_Crab.html Now *that's* a Magic card. Janeway had him killed at the end, but not to bring back Trelane or Delance. I have some radically awsome catfish. They're completely see-through. So they look like skeletons with tentacles. And they spend all their time in a cave at the bottom of my tank, wiggling around. My fish tank would be a terrible place to live, with a cave full of living skeletons. "Don't drift off to sleep... or you'll descend into the skeleton cave!", and so forth. Yeah, Frosty;) How's ;) your ;) "cherry farm" ;)? ;) Hmmm, they'd probably tag me as some kind of drugged up teenager if I bought a black lightbulb. Like when the police searched for my meth lab when I bought all that sudafed and vapor-rub. You could just play with Frosty... 's copy. Dawson-bannana Frosty-cherry would be too damn easy. Like that saying, always judge books by their covers. Is 451F really the temperature at which books burn? Can I store my books at 450F and have them be fine? Amazon.com discount for my fuzzy friends. Stay cuddly. Man, it's wet out. How wet is it? It's so wet, that Frosty is a homosexual! It's so hot that things which require low temperatures to remain solid are changing into liquids! AIM, the same. Mirc? Err... smirk. You shouldn't give Frosty your phone number. As he is a notorious wardialer. More like dorkopulese, king of the dorks. i think i fell asleep during the first king of the hill Hmm, I fell asleep after the first Simpsons. It's possible we were attack with some kind of sleep ray. Possible to the point of ultra-likeliness. I got up to watch the shuttle land, and then it exploded. Then I went to a really awful mall. It was like a regular mall, except all the good stores had been removed. Hmmm, Trelane's package contains 1,314 "Don't Stop the Rock" bumper stickers. Having a baby only takes a few minutes. You don't even have to be there. Wait, that's a great idea... for a Disney Channel Original Movie... Bear Down, about a grizzly bear who goes down for some reason. I have to go to dinner with my grandmother tonight:( She wants to give me ten thousand dollars. I'm not really sure why. I'll probably buy ten thousand bags of army men at the dollar store. Hmm, although according to my spam, I can start my own dollar store for just a dollar a day... So I could start 10,000 dollar stores that will only exist for one day. I generally don't visit things that have the word 'geers' in them. Which is why I stopped visiting the National History Museum, after they opened the Beavers, Whales and Geers wing. 1110 Ashland Drive. I remember the '1110' because it's Stick/Stick/Stick/Donut I remember my zip-code, 20861 by thinking of a guy named 61 being eaten by a monster named 20... hence, 20-8-61. Yeah, LeHah's pretty awful. What is it, cowbox? My theory is thus: Frosty is a homosexual. When I woke up today, I caught the end of a TV show which was narrating "And that's why the Cookie-Cutter Shark is nature's most EXTREME animal!". But then the credits rolled and I had no idea what it was. This link has Shrewsbury and Cookie Cutter Shark fan-fic in it. Yo, Sea-King. We should go on a road trip to find shuttle debris. I don't know how to drive. Someone else will have to drive. I'll buy the gas. I dunno, I'll just look for shuttle debris in Rockville, I guess. No, classes were cancelled because of the solar flares. Still, I'd rather be watching Star Trek. I refuse to believe in anything called Marmalade Boy. Ptth, just break it down to its component parts. Marmalade is like jelly -- ie, delicious. And you love boys. Now lets try Love Hina. Love... Jennifer Love Hewitt's middle name. Off to a good start. Lets ask dictionary.com what Hina means. HINA Hrvatska Izvjestajna Novinska Agencija (Croatian National News Agency) Oooh, that sounds *great*. Stop stalking my mother. Let me put it this way -- I'm not *not* stalking your mother. Wow, all this talk of Frosty's mom and commenting about how I'm stalking her made me forget about my true purpose in life. !Kerri-Lee I guess I've learned my lesson: call someones mom's AIM userID erotic and get a call from Johnny Cash. Hmm, is Andrew H. Fagg's e-mail address afagg@? Well if you talk to her, be sure to scream like you just did. That was the movie Scream playing in the background:( He could change his name to Norris Ottoman Tigerlilly Andrew Fagg. Then he'd be notafagg@wherever.whatever The shuttle blowing up is the saddest thing ever. Way sadder than the world trade center. The world trade center was full of jerks, whereas the shuttle was full of astronauts. I should do some kind of space museum world tour. And go to Huntsville, Houston, the Cape and.... and... Goddard, I guess. And the National Air & Space Museum. That'd be the best trip ever. A big space going to things trip. Hmm, we'll refer to you henceforth as Trylane. Like that woman who pretended to be you back in the sixties. Once my parents took me on a surprise road trip to Florida to see the shuttle launch. They didn't tell me where we were going until we got to, like, South Carolina. I must have been a pretty dumb kid. i don't even have to go down a hall, because statistics room is directly above this room Teach one of your Pokemon dig and you can go right up. Luckily, the concept of not going to class does exist. budgeo196B: GREETINGS FROM THE ACTION LIBRARY! budgeo196B: Anyway, I'm writing because your son, Frosty Asher-Lawson, is TAUNTING VIETNAM VETS!übudgeo1968: He said he'd stop! It's probably under attack by a Cookie-Cutter Shark; the most extreme animal. Your bumper stickers are going to be all melted and torn up. I blame global warming... and the economy.üTRE +1 1/8, LANE -3/8, FRO + 1 1/4, STY + 8/9 I wonder what happened to the ants and stuff the kids had on the space shuttle. I don't know, research indicates that ants can live at high altitudes at temperatures in excess of three million degrees. My research, that is. - (1) Giant Honey BunüReligious minded individuals consider the Giant Honey Bun (extris honeybunise) God's greatest marvel. Although scientists scoff at this believe, even they, when pressed, admit to their deliciousity.) We're sorry, the Peapod grocery delivery service has not yet reached your area. Please enter your e-mail address so we may contact you when service is available in your area. - (1) Package of Little Plastic SwordsüWhether you're fighting a little plastic French revolution or serving little tiny hot dogs and need to stick crap to them, little plastic swords are the way to go. Grrrrrrrrr, LeHah must die significantly. Wow, we should make a fake Bayside web site, just because we're the saddest people ever. Halle Berry's bakery? That's right across from the Gaysexatorium that Frosty frequents. Lets have Frosty's next event catered! And his next event will be a rally protesting the belief that the holocaust ever happened. From the owner of the former Avery's Cafe on Depot Street. The owner of the *former* Avery's cafe. Now he just sits around making soup and delivering it to internet pranksters. After what he did on the rug, Frosty doesn't *deserve* Pizza. Ooh, Frosty could have a sexy one night stand at the Nutmegger hotel. A sense of wonder is like seeing the Earth from the moon, or Frosty's mom AIM /ignoring me. Record Kerri-Lee talking about the space shuttle. That'd be the sexiest thing ever. If Gore had won, NASA would have had enough money for a solid gold space shuttle that never explodes. I'm going to explain something, Frosty, so listen up and listen good. S-womp, d-omp Wheel of Time is the gayest thing ever. A wheel that you travel around in to find dinosaurs? I think not. For instance, Babylon 5 fans are the worst kinds of people in the universe. That in and out burger sounds amazing. With the secrets. That's just, wow. NO! TAKE THE 4:00! SEE ME OFF TO MY HORRIBLE DINNER! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! There, done, go LOAF, go LOAF, it's a thursday, it's a thursday. Milk is the same way. It's goo from a cow. Mmmmm. If I think about milk when I'm drinking it, I almost get sick:( "Hey, rest of the body", my brain says, "Somebody sucked this out of a cow." Also, there was a kind of dinner where you melted little slips of cheese onto bread and potatos. It was really neat, and had a special machine. And you put the cheese in a little holder and heated it And once it was melty you put it onto bread or a potato. And you fried bacony stuff on top and you could put that on, too. Yeah. I still have the machine, I don't know where I'd get the special cheese. I'd also need a crazy transformer, which I probably have. My craziest transformer changes from a robot into an A-10 Warthog. This Bush's budget proposal gives NASA half a billion more dollars. Which, hopefully, they'll use to buy half a billion bags of army men. One thing that sounds neat which I read about is called "Robot Carnival", which is a bunch of short animated stories about robots. His site is so sad. And he's ever so pathetic. He's like real-life Wesley. Wow, I just got some odd cookies. "Mint chip" cookies. Wow, they taste good. Real good. Au revoire. Which is, of course, French for "Gold" (Au), "River". I sent some cookie-cutter shark killing poison to Shrewsbury in the hopes of releasing it. I'm going to skip class so I can watch the shuttle memorial dealy. Except by class I mean work. And by watch I mean watch and also eat a chicken sandwhich. And yet Dr. Soong, the greatest androidneticist of all time, named his creation "B-4". I sent you ten regular music videos. I broadcast them to you via the television station I own, MTV. She uses a fifteen year old database program instead of Access because she likes the name: Buttonware. Oh, I ended up going to a scary lodge restaurant with my grandmother. It was full of stuffed dead animals. I'd rate the burger a 6 on the Kelvin-Ortega Burger Goodness Scale. Hmm, that's a scale I should invent. You can start with a level of five, and then add and subtract things for various effects. I don't want some kid adding ten points because he thinks Burger King is cool. You know what I mean by textured ice? It like feels good when you bite it... Anyway, classes were cancelled because of the Balron. ChrisReid.com sells flags... and flag poles. Actually, I think they went out of business. Just before September 11th. Which is ever so sad. Excellent use of the book, Mister LOAF. Poor use of the book, Mister LOAF. To expand the old analogy, Q having sex with Janeway is less stupid than LeHah. Hmm, I wonder how the egg-burber-burger-buter-burger-burgers my brother got me would rate on the scale. Aliasing (and "anti-aliasing") are words made up by Detroit to sell automobiles. BURGER! DRINK! PIE! It's like a song on the original C&C. BanditLOAF: Hey, baby, I'm wearin' bacon. Okay, Frosty, you can get back at me by IMing my mom. Her user ID is "TheCTPadawan". hmm, how do you get rid of the extra space around the burger? That's a good question. I suggest putting fries in it. Wait, there's a store that sells animated gifs? That's the gayest thing ever, no wonder someone Frosty knows found it so fast. Speaking of Ghost, you need to add a note about no choripans. My NQ is very high. Nox Quotient -- I enjoy Nox, the ultra-hip Diablo copyoffof game. Pour an egg on it, Charlie. What does the 'slope' in slope dot DO YOU DNS dot org mean, anyway? Yeah, Richard Boggs Carter-Ashmount wasn't the straightest jack in the deck, if you ace my metaphor. Zoloft makes you into a happy puffball. (o_o).o{I am happy} You have to admit, the Zoloft blob is pretty cute I do admit that. Freely. Also, stop calling me the Zoloft blob. Ruby Tuesday is great because there's a salad bar that lets you make the kind of salad I invented. It's called Ben Salad, and it consists of ham cubes, white cheese, orange cheese and egg bits. I would rank them thusly: Ruby Tuesdays->TGI Fridays->Applebees (X=Chilis) Russia sucks. As the owner of seven Russian mail-order brides, I can say first-hand that that's entirely a crapshoot, Briggs. I enjoy hawt Russian womenz. And cool Russian military music. Other than that, fuck 'em. As the owner of seven Russian mail-order brides, I can say first-hand that that's entirely a crapshoot, Frosty. I designed a custom umbrella in Animal Crossing. That's great*cough*ly prooving of your homosexuality*cough*. *OBVIOUS JOKE ABOUT HOW FROSTY'S FRIEND IS GAY GOES HERE* Your friend is whacker than a tube-top in church. So... would you say that Mr. Yamaguchi is the best pup ever? Yeah, if you swap fries for onion rings, you have more serious things to think about. You can substitute your fries for an apple pie at McDonalds, that doesn't make it a French Fry. Although technically it is. death was in the navy, they serve breaded ass morning, noon and night. And for a special mid-day snack when Admirals are visiting, probably. Also, peas. You can't go wrong appealing to the lowest common denominator: Frosty. Halman can't read, so he's not usually included on IRC. What about the square root of one? \/--(1) Seeyall, sorry for talking about breaded ass, I'll serve my time in hell. Hah hah, Trelane, were we ever so young that we didn't know the names of all 251 Pokemon? LOAF bursts onto the scene!ü-=>*BURST*<=- ------> {the scene} (o_o).oO{I'm sad.} The worst phone call ever was when Hitler called Mussolini to plot his devious dealings. That's just a scam for them to get you to buy them some champaign. They'll call you right before the thing and say "Oh, we forgot the champaign to inagurate the boat! Bring some please?" You could just tell her that Mr. Yamaguchi isn't the best pup ever, thus breaking her heart forever. I need a new AIM userID! Well, you like trees... And you're connected to the internet through a LAN. And the mathematical symbol for the letter e with a 42 after it is e42. True that! Word! TreLANe42! Perfect! Although my mom later admitted that was a lie and she just wanted me to have a class with the speech teacher who was her friend. Which is horrible, because I have very vivid memories of her yelling at me because I wasn't saying 'METRO' right. I also had some kind of separate math class for a while. My understanding was that it was some kind of test math where they make you count cubes, though. I loved those big wooden cubes. I was good at reading and also at vocabulary. I was like ten grades ahead in vocabulary or something. Which my mom told me was because I watched inspector gadget. I'm not really sure I had as great parents as I htought. You can't spell "bitten by cookie-cutter sharks" without "hark, cookie bites!". Maybe Frosty and Dawson went out on a crazy drinking spree after we made fun of them for liking girly drinks. And after two white wine spritzers they were out. Tell it to the judge! ./msg ace Dear judge ace, I'll say I will, though, and that's what matters. The world is full of idiots -- a properly proportionate number of them are generally given newspaper columns. Which elunx are you on? Twenty-four? The *loser* elunx? Wait, the Balron hasn't left yet. Frosty really isn't smart enough not to fuck with the Balron. I already saw Enterprise. Thanks to the magic of stealing. I watched it on my TV:( Thanks to the magic of... also stealing, I guess. I might just be the coolest guy you know. Oh, I know her, if you know what I mean ;) Oh, I do, and when I say I do, I mean I *do*;) (o_o).oO{I'm sad} Are you kidding? The Economy is really, really exciting. Remember the episode where the Borg kidnapped Captain Picard and turned him against the Enterprise? Use the force, Diego. I think we'd all like to kill some guy for death. You can't just pick and choose your balrons. Wait, did I say C++? I meant Family & Community. In Germany, it would be called Family Und Kommunity, and you'd be dropping FUK101. TC was put to sleep because he has incurable brain cancer. When did cremated remains start being called "Cremains"? <(^o||o^)> Crazy Californians and their crazy craziness. That's not what you said when they introduced the law about 19 year olds not being able to have sex with dogs. All three of Frosties moms are on AIM and working. Clownbaggers - an Asher/Lawson Production It's a good thing you're not sleeping in the Action Library. I bet that'd be impossible, what with all the Action Yeah, it's an active place;) I wish I had... hmmm... a stapler, I guess. Yeah, weather.com for Ashomount-Cartersville New York says there's still a Balron. Balron looks happy because it knows it's going to eat Frosty. They were giving away free CDs with robots on them at Tower Records last night. www.trelaine.com is so grate My mom's family lived in a rural area where a dirt road lined with trees growing together overhead was called a "tree lane." Mom thought that would make a pretty name for a girl. Either the other embryo never developed (as my mother believes) or, as I prefer to think, I absorbed my sister in the womb. The soundtrack to Felicity's fictional final college year, Senior Year is tinged with many of the same emotions found in real senior years--sadness, love, and a desire to hold on to the present.. AND THE ABILITY TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME FOR SOME REASON I'm sure his English is better than... whatever language it is that Ghost speaks... Argentinian, I guess. http://slope.dyndns.org/lsc_weather.png As you can see, it's not a good day to go out. I reorganized all my DVDs the other week... "animation" got its own shelf, which included 3D animation and non-anime stuff... And now anime is filling the whole shelf and the other stuff is in piles waiting for me to buy new shelves. Ordering for your sweetheart? Please note: This shipment will arrive after Valentine's Day. Damn, my sweetheart is going to be pissed. There, I shared the love. You can get a discount on Pokemon 4 or an IMAX movie or... more Pokemon. I like all the crazy limited edition .Hack//sign stuff, but I know absolutely nothing about the show. Hah-hah-hah, that's so funny that my monocle popped out. The most inconvenient building here is "South Building", which everyone calls "Surge Building" for absolutely no reason. That's right, Lieutenant L.T. Surge. Pikachu had more agility, and therefore defeated Raichu. Pokemon is so awesome. If I want to live in the Star Wars universe, I'll just take lots of drugs. Let me put it this way: I like schoolgirls and I like robots. But I don't like schoolgirls and robots *together*. I like the dangerous hydrogen mono-molecule and the peaceful fluid chemical 14... but I sure as hell don't like them together. I watched the Futurama with Amy's high definition tattoo on my high definition TV and I couldn't see it:( 3:00 is nice because each minute you feel like you're really accomplishing something. Like, blip, I'm fractionally there! Wow, what happens when they're used up? I don't think that happens, you'd have to eat like 25 meals a day for that to happen Well, excuse me for DARING TO DREAM Ehh, all anybody ever does is bitch about replicators. You never hear "This tastes exactly like Bolian Goulmash!" It's always "Ugh, this is supposed to be Bolian goulmash?!" Radically awesome to the max! You the digg-z dogg-z yo-ze. I can pretend to be a Vietnamese farmer when the Vietnam War II breaks out. Actually, many cultures consider the hat to be the container of knowledge, and believe that it is important that it be rejuvenated at the start of each new year. For instance, it is an annual ritual of the Lake People of southeastern Sudan's "sun belt" to track and kill a lion, using its fur to form a new hat. I'd rather see a bum than an ass. However, the thing I use to determine what I'll do on a snow day, The Chubb Institute, required "essential employees" :( I'm not sure what the Chubb Institute is, but based on school closings, it's more important than a school, government or military base. Sometimes that man would go eat with another man's girlfriend. The other man would go and try to ruin their good time. A few times when men got jealous, they would take all four wheels off the other man's buggy, or put grease on the seats so it would get on the young ladies dress and young man's suit. I'd like to grease her buggy, if you know what I mean;) Remember when I was Jewish? You bring your buggy and I'll get my grease and we'll have ourselves a box social. Mary Party 4 is for people who have friends and enjoy letting them touch their electroncis. Sex is a lot like a car, in that I hate you. If you wanted a man to encourage the van, or harass the foe from the rear, storm fort or redoubt, you had only to shout for Abdul Abulbul Amir. I was thinking you put the ingredients into slots and it made the best possible line-up of them or something. This porn is horrible, Hades, why did you let your computer automatically send it to me at my request:(? Oh, I saw the show on TV while actually awake, and can again confirm that the Cookie-Cutter Shark is natures most extreme animal. Dylan and Brenda are fighting:( Remind me to strangle LeHah, if I forget. Hmm, someone named "Horse Cum" emailed me regarding "Free pics of a Mexican Donkey show" Well, he's Mexican, so his parents probably didn't understand what the name meant in English. Like how Mexican people are sometimed name Jesus. And then when they find out what it means in English, they try to cover it by saying they're really named Hey-Zeus. Hmm, New York is on the way back, we could go there and I could get you one of those fifty dollar burgers. I saw a FOX News special report about them. Lana Jones wants a program that will display the average of any three numbers she enters.Jackets Unlimited is having a sale on all of its merchandise. The store manager asks you to create a program that requires the clerk simply to enter the original price of a jacket and the discount rate. This store should just use those UPC scanner dealies like real stores. Typing Salon charges $.10 for typed envelopes and $.25 for typed pages, although the prices may change in the future. The company wants a program that will help prepare fot the customer bills. Wow, this ace/Chris X-Box game is awesome. And the award for Worlds Most Extereme Animal goes to........ THE COOKIE-CUTTER SHARK! IMM isn't violent though. Yeah it is. That's not strawberry in those eggs. Didn't you hear about the Balron? College is a device I use to stall. Get a job. Wendy's is hiring for its night shift THey're <-*expanding*-> One of us should become rich, like Adam Sandler in every Adam Sandler movie, and then the other two will be his loser jobless friends who welch off of him, like the two guys in every Adam Sandler movie. My boss just called me 'taciturn', somebody find out what that means. D-ewd, ru2 uzing RFTP 12.8abetaalphacentauri.08NEAT? It sounds like a Bob Dylan song. Gods and generals, Gods and generals, Just cant shake, These gods and generals. Now sing it in a duck voice. My one wish for humanity is that some day, someone invents a time machine and goes back to the mid-20th century and assassinates Dylan and his family. Someone already assasinated Dylan's dad. With a car-bomb. Dammit, Michael, it's just that kind of fear that lead to all of mankind's horrific food disasters. It was scum-dog fear-sappers who didn't give Crystal Pepsi or cookies and cream twix or the Big Cheddar Burger a fair chance. So don't you give in to that fear, it only serves to bury us all. Oh, yeah, your teacher came while you were away and told me to tell you that class was cancelled. To be fair, I just want people in general to suffer, be they you, Briggs or... Meson, I guess. Meson's just like you or I, except retarded. So, closer to the you-end of the spectrum. But I'm a genius :( But I'm a super-genius. Super trumps non-super, haven't you ever played poker? Or watched Superman? Hmm, I should look for the Forever War comic book. I'd like to see what all that sex looks like. Byydo spends nine months recharging, and then shows up for three weeks to discharge horrible street fighter porn and quotes from Cthululu books. Then he goes back into the ground and charges again. "We're the UN, we paint tanks white and are lame. Woo." Ariel Sharon is the leader of israel. Roger Moore is Timothy Dalton. Just seeing "UN" makes me angry. Unless it stands for Using your Noodle. The hilarious game show where everyone's a wiener! I'll fight it off. You hit the 'f' instead of the 'j', the 'i' instead of the 'a', the 'g' instead of the 'c', the 'h' instead of the 'k' and the 't' instead of nothing accidentally. That's one hell of a typo. I'd better go get an a) sandwhich, b) burger or c) hot dog. When you go skiing, I'll go to a volcano. And when you go sledding, I'll walk up a hill A hot tar hill. When you build a snow man, I'll kill a person and melt them When I have a nice cold beverage, you have to drink tea. When I eat an iced cream cone, you eat a hot soup cone No, a hot soup convex. Like, it has a big spot at the bottom, but just a little bit at the top to drink soup through I think we've improved machine->return response time significantly compared to three years ago. Lets face it: the world is getting better, and it's leaving "old-agers" like Frosty and Briggs behind. We were driving to a parade yesterday and I said "Hey, just park the car here and we'll Segway downtown." And sometime I might be serious! Oh, also, the segway website has hilarious music in its video about the Segway. That was the episode that made me stop watching Voyager for several years. Holy crap, it was a season premiere. "Hmm, TNG did well with Picard being turned into a borg... lets have Voyager meet Amelia Earhart and find a truck!" I looked up my brothers friends records. One of them has a .56 average. "We're going to kill Mexicans? Great! I'll re-elect you!" In memory of our time together, here's an ASCII drawing of the Discovery from 2001 and 2010: (*)-=-=-=-=-=-=-=|__ The AE-35 Antenna broke off for some reason. Maybe they'll release a special Pokemon: Homosexual for you. Oh, wait, there's already a Digimon game. *rimshot* Thank you, thank you, remember that the eight and the ten shows are completely different! Spay and neuter your pets! Girk, my zero key is stuck. p-------ooo9p000000 Lets have a party which somehow centers around the Japanese Nakajima Ki-43 Oscar. Frosthingham "Technicolor Dream Coat" Ashmountaine-Cartersburg, III? These suck harder than... hmm. Frosty's mom at a carrot plucking festival. That sucks the opposite amount of hard as... Briggs in a thinking contest. You're supposed to go "What?" and then I start repeating the joke:( But no one did that, you're a horrible audience, I hope you all die in a firey plane accident. *** LOAF is now known as HorseCock126 I don't like Volleyball, though. I've never forgiven the fact that you don't know if it's volley-ball or volley-vall. Gig?! ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY RACE?! They need a new Hitler to sort things out. It was originally a 20-minute piece for piano, but a group of musicians and philosophers decided to take the title literally and work out how long the longest possible piece of music could last. Trelane doesn't have a mother. He's that tough. "Yo, hipsty, what's the 4-11 on Math?" "Werd -- Stevix and Paulone are hanging down at the geomatorium." But pot is a Gateway drug. Ptth. Now, that iMac girl, I'd follow her, if you know what I mean ;) (to the model airplane convention) I wonder if percoset+zoloft+steroid eye drops=death, though. Didn't you see that German movie he made? Frosty loves doing #2 for strange men. A super-sized Friends, a super-sized Scrubs and a super-sized Will and Grace will make short of the m*del airplane quotes. Now I have to say it with an asterix so as to avoid being quoted again:( And she'd yell "Oh Gee-apostrophe-d! YES! Oh Gee-apostrophe-d!" You know what the greatest thing about the internet is? The fact that you can use it to see pictures of people having sex. Oh, while I was reading about Forever War the Graphic Novel, I saw that Joe Haldemans wife is really named Mary Gay. Which makes the book all weird. Especially when she gets turned into a lesbian. I mean, if I wrote a book that involved my wife turning into a lesbian, I'd make it a lot more descriptive. Okay, I reduced to two. And I got a cup of orange juice, a can of orange slice and a coke. So I can acclimate myself from orange juice to coke. Pyjama shorts and a pyjama top. Two. Oh, and my cock ring, but that doesn't really count. you people are worthless :( Actually, I'm worth 10 million marks, according to the hostage takers. Dash, I don't really have 8 bucks :( Paypal it to me. By the time Paypal checks to see if you have money, I'll already be in the mail to you. Okay, I put some goop in my eye and ate a percocet. Now, we have a 7:30 AM meeting, so try and get some sleep and I want an *honest* proposal for the Meyers-Samson project. You know, when I got back from Vietnam, people would spit at me and call me a "baby killer". They just didn't understand what it was really like. That's why I started this class, which teaches the clear difference between a baby and a toddler. Now rimshot me. I got sick last night and woke up every two hours. The strangest part was that I had a desire to both throw up and learn about the moon landing. So I found a book about the Apollo program and read a chapter and threw up every two hours when I woke up. It was a pretty strange night. I don't have an alarm. I don't even have a watch. This gives me a timeless quality. I have to turn on the TV to see what time it is:( I have some broken clocks in my room, but they're only right twice a day. Three times on leap-days. Word to the hiz-house, max-e-mize. Darfswartz Bobo seeks out the wisest of men, Baron von LOAF, to help him discover a way to destroy the evil ruler Yogor Mo. Michael Jackson of the Jackson 5? If so, you're thinking of Johnny-5, the robot. They're going to make me move:( So they can put in a "speaker-strobe". Grr, this is one of those sites that puts countries in alphabetical order instead of the US first. You probably take Hyper-Calculus 900 http://us.imdb.com/Title?0183392#comment Apparently the dad from Malcolm in the Middle directed a movie and responded on the IMDb to somebody who didn't like it. YES! THEY ANNOUNCED FELICITY SEASON 2! NOW I DON'T NEED A GIRLFRIEND! Although I do have to wait until June:( Goodnight, Sweet Trelane ('s Badass Music) Officials urge Americans to stockpile water, food but not to feel panicked. I'm so stockpiling whitey bites. Well... at least you're free... TO WEAR SUNSCREEN! (as is everyone else). Stupid late nineties. Loaf, won't you buy me, a Mercedes Benz. Also, I've stamped my hands so that they read CAPACITY OVERRIDE! This is mainly because I have a boring job that involves me keeping a stamp on my desk. Well... if it'll make you feel better, I'll pay Frosty to physically pleasure you. What if we play internet pong? <----------- o|_)=== *plink!* ===(_| o ------------> *plong!* <----------- o |_)=== *plonk!* ===(_| o ------------> *plong!* <----------- o |_)=== *plunk!* ===(_| o ------------> *pling!* <----------- o |_)=== *plork!* ===(_| o ------------> *plash!* <----------- o |_)=== *plund!* ===(_| o ------------> *pliffft* <----------- o |_)=== *plomp!* ===(_| o ------------> *plorp* |_)=== o ---> *zhirk!* ===(_| o ------------> *preeen* <----------- o |_)=== *clog!* ===(_| o ------------> *slop* <----------- o |_)=== *troy!* ===(_| o ------------> *tuvix* <----------- o |_)=== *prune!* ===(_| o ------------> *stang* <----------- o |_)=== *waltz!* ===(_| o ------------> *mammal* <----------- o |_)=== *car!* ===(_| o ------------> *?!?!* Briggs, I can honestly say that of all of Frosty's friends, you're the only one who actually exists. We're playing Scrabble on IRC and you feel the need to point out that the board is weird somehow? Hmm, scrod CNN, when I want war news I need... the FOX News Channel Fantastic! Now I can get off on Frosty being kicked and then an hour later on hentai downloaded from GetHades. BREAKING NEWS: United-paramount Network to air new episode of Star Trek: Enterprise within the next 48 hours. Hop diggity, my man? Osama bin Laden is the only person who speaks his own secret language, though. So it has to be him. Use diamond snake on snake machine. A portal opens. You are being sucked in! She wants you to go to Haven, though. And while you're on your way to Haven, drop off a load of Orium at Crius... I'll pay you 3,000 credits for the job. I went to a goth catherdal once. No, it was a goth cathedral. Everybody dressed in black and was depressed. Maybe it was a funeral, though. Out doing some stuff..but HAVEN tonight people!! or death. See, you can choose between going to Haven or hanging out with ^death-. I'd choose ^death- -- he's one cool customer. Ultima Online: a good way to cheat on your girlfriend. Dude, I was hanging out in the MAGICAL LAND OF SCORPIO in the radically awesome new ULTIMA ONLINE ADDON, when this rocking babe wanted to sex me up Ranger-style! Fraction hour is almost done, Boys & girls we've had such fun. Good job, blob. BKB? Sounds like some kind of futuristic version of a BBQ... "Yo, Nielson, ham up those hyper-steaks!" "Yo, put some BKB sauce on my neon-burger!" In the future everyone says yo. I was in the shower, and it occured to me that there should be a script that gives you information on the shower window. Like how long until the window opens again or how long you have left. Since Frosty is too stupid to just remember it. Just like that movie about WildWeasel, What About Bob. That's queer. The orange/blue thing, not Frosty. Well, also Frosty. You watched fear.com? The movie that tried to promote itself by offering to give the CIC jackets if we'd say it was good? It should probably have some hilarious animated gif at the bottom Like a burger eating a man. Or an e-mail envelope that goes into a fish's mouth. Then the fish smiles. Color me shocked, Wil Wheaton is whining about stuff at his website! And my weird throwing up->Apollo program thing evolved into watching several episodes of From The Earth to the Moon when I woke up to be sick. So I didn't sleep much. But I did get to see Tom Hanks talk about the space program, so that part was okay. I want to go to the Air & Space museum. But I have to go to an anime convention on Saturday. Stupid universe. Select two quotes from the "Motivational Quotations" handout. Write about why those quotes are important to you and why you agree with them. Cite specific examples from your life to back up your assertions. (2-3 typed pages) What the hell is that? Oh, yeah, Professor whos-itz called me and told me to tell you all classes were cancelled. Also, to buy some Cheez-Itz. The coldest day ever was May 14th, 1965 when temperatures in Tunguska, Newmerland reached a terrifying -258 degrees C. "Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself." This is going to be the stupidest short essay thing ever. Going to class dirty will teach you to wake up during the window. Lets all just make a pact to skip class today. Except me, who doesn't want to fail. I didn't sleep, though. I watched From the Earth to the Moon. I just fell asleep at like 5:30 when I normally get up. It was all a horrible frame-up, like that Hurricane song. You know, where the black guy murders somebody and Bob Dylan nails him on it. GeneralSueT: Hey you :-) heres that link to my webcam your friends told me to give you click here for my free webcamüStop telling people to give me their free webcam:( You're the man now, Dog. Wait, no cutscenes:(? Why'd they buy my script, then?üGENERAL AMERICA: Your mission in this mission is to blow up the Soviets. Tanya will brief you.üTANYA: Oh no! I dropped my pen! Let me bend over and pick it up!üIt goes on like that for five hours. Also, there's a romantic subplot between Einstein and that Russian girl who wears the rubber uniform. You can use the internet to bootleg CDRs, though. There's a program that uses the laser in your drive to generate a new blank CD out of a cheese slice. Just put a cheese slice in your drive and run it. Also, if you get a double-female plug, you can plug your monitor into the power source on the case. This is because electricity is a scam. I certainly couldn't have predicted that. However, Nostradomus *could* and *did*. Oh, also, Kris' country is against war with Iraq, we should make fun of him. Oh, everybody here is crazy about this preparedness crap, too. The stores are selling out of duct tape and plastic wrap. I can't imagine that duct tape will actually prevent chemicals from killing me. But even my mom stocked up on stuff:/ Hehehehe, EuroFighters, you loser. Or, as they say in EuroVille, you tosser. Did they name them Eurofighters so they couldn't be in an inter-european war with a straight face? Schweinhundt! Thanks, Quest for Glory 1. Yeah, yeah, Wolf3D was amazing. I remember being worried that my parents would see me playing a "PC-13" game :( Even though the first computer game they gave me was Leisure Suit Larry. Time to start writing episodes of M*A*S*H: The Next Generation. Hmmm, in honor of Cpl_Hades Day, I'll walk to the anime store instead of sleeping between work and class. And technically, she's not *my* three year old... I just kidnapped her. AnimeonDVD.com: DVD Planet is now selling the first 15 volumes of Pokemon for $2.49 each, or 90% off of retail price. You can be the envy of all your friends. Eh, horses freeze all the time. It's a natural defense mechanism. Why would someone with a horse stuck in a lake wait for Kerri-Lee to show up, anyway? Also, I should put a horse in a lake. According to the internet, if they go to a Red terrorist alert, they close schools. So that's good for all of us. Except Frosty. You have to stay here because you're emceeing the #WingNut charity bazaar. I heard that the government will raise us to Red Alert if Einstein goes back in time and kills Hitler. Dash, you don't get the bobblehead with the PC version:( That's the saddest thing in the history of the world, including all those countries that kill people just because of the color of their skin and their intent to drown babies. Actually, all my t-shirts were destroyed in the t-shirt plague. And let me tell you, Wednesdays are dumb. My class that doesn't get out until 9:10 ran over. Then I got a number 3 and they gave me a number 1 :( And I was too tired to watch Enterprise when I got home. And the annoying woman next to me in class wouldn't stop bothering me about how I was drawing sea creatures instead of taking notes. Which wasn't even entirely true, because the sea creatures were *saying* the notes. And my stupid brothers stupid girlfriend stupid showed up stupid unexpectidly, so now she has to stupid stay with us. Speaking of the topic, Geometry Jesus died for our sines. The French word for 'sin' is "peche"... and the word for 'peach' is "peche" with a little ^ over the first e... But when you capitalize a word you don't write its accent... But I didn't know the word for sin, and wondered why protesters had signs saying that Jesus had died for our peaches. Delicius! Where art thou, Delicius? Oh, yeah, your teacher called earlier, Frosty, she said class was cancelled. You have to go to the library and get the article that's on reserve, though. But it probably won't be there until Sunday, at least. Dash it all, nobody has developed a Windows 3.11 driver for the Voodoo 5. Yeah, I found one of those Lafiel figures. Unfortunately, I didn't have a bagpack, so I had to carry it around through class. Kris doesn't think... he's one of those awful Belgians! They had a funny expert on the local news this morning. "So, where in the house should you go during a nuclear attack?" "That depends. Does your house have a room made of solid lead?" Then they told us about how duct-taping plastic wrap to our windows will save us from biological attacks. We could have a War/Sex Party. The tagline can be "Make love; also, war." I often have to pee while I'm in my room... But the bathroom is like a hundred feet away. Now, I have a perfectly good window.... Unfortunately, I haven't worked up the courage to do that yet. And what's pee but the absolute most refined part of whatever the best things we ever ate? Maybe I could be altered, like a cat, so I won't need to pee. cats pee :( Yeah, but they don't have sex. I figure you just snip a different wire to stop peeing. It's like origami. I'll origami you, mutton-button. How do you make soldiers out of toast? You.. cut the toast in to strips. Don't ask why, I don't know. That's odd:( Wow, this is the worst student complaint form ever. It doesn't have a complaint, it just says to IM her at "ChitChat33". I don't think the department chair has AOL Instant Messenger. I'm not broken! The whole damn system is broken! I should go buy a Valentine's Day card for myself. I think that would officially make me the saddest person ever My mom bought me a valentines present from my cat. So now I have a necklace that says 'Chloe'. Which, my good sir, makes me the saddest person ever. Wow, you have to kill a lot of people to get underwear like that. Or shop at Hot Topic, I guess, but the killing is pleasant-er. He didn't have enough money to take his girlfriend to see Daredevil last night, so he went to Target and bought the X-Men DVD that comes with a free ticket. Then he took the free ticket out, went to Borders and said the disc was defective.üSo they gave him a new one, which he took the ticket out of. Then he took the DVD back to Target and got his money back. Oh, he took it back to another borders to get a sealed one to bring back to Target. I got the Simpsons action figure of Mr. Burns' son because I like that he's has a "Gone Drinkin'" sign that he holds. I'm considering putting it out on my desk if I ever go out to lunch. Happy KrisValentines day. http://www.mdsci.org/exhibits/lego/index.cfm Holy crap! A Lego fish exhibit at the science museum? That doesn't begin to make sense, but wow. Europe is doing a good job of making a horrifying mess of something as common and easy as war with Iraq. To be fair, though, making fun of France is really really easy. That's the hardest part of learning French, simulating the pleghm. It's Valentines Day. We all get to spend money on women. Or in Meson's case, those candy machines at the mall. Dear Asher,üPlease have sex with me.üSexily yours,üMike Some religions believe that all cards are eventually from Tre. Women. Can't live with them, can't... however that ends. But I work for the government! Probably. Are you in the CIA? If I were, I'd lie about it and say I worked for the Department of Fisheries Don't do that, Frosty does that and we hate him for it. Frosty shouldn't be able to start memeseses. Trelane did a lot of LSC in the sixties. Yeah, that's what I look for in a vacation, the opportunity to do huge chunks of community service. Well when you have 200 to do, you want to get it done fast. 200 hours of community service to do? What'd you do, kill a cop? The FBI calls you to let you know you're wanted? That's not an especially effective method. And I know about methods for taking down criminals, as I work for the Department of Fisheries. Just got back from Kansas City....work. That can't be true, no one gets any work done in Kansas City. It's too much of a party town. I have to keep my computer outside as it's a 14.8 ghz megapentium twelve that will overheat at temperatures above zero degrees. Actually, I'm just too cheap to buy a fan. I haven't ever been to Vegas before, and I really want to see that Star Trek casino. So, that makes LOAF Ethel Mertz. Someday, Joe, wham-boom, straight to the moon. Yeah, Frosty was telling me how good flavored condoms taste earlier. I went to Athens and Olympia, too. Where they invented the Athena rocket and the Olympics, in that order. Tell her all you want to watch is the NASA channel. If she really loves you, she'll watch people stand around Mission Control all day with you. Hopefully Byydo will IM me and get trapped in a sticky web. I have to go now, my home planet needs me. NihilSeraph got a 0% on MiNdRaMpAgE68's quiz He got a 20% on DKS's quiz. I guess he knows her better. I'd rifle through it at the campus poster sale, if you catch my meaning;) Trelane: The Movie 2, Trelane's Robot Romp? It's into heavy pre-production Allright, people, we've got a great show for you tonight. Briggs is here! Trelane is just ABC's cheap imitation of me. Am I right? Am I? *clap* I had a confusing pastiche of breakfasts. My mom made these muffins that were really bad. And we were all like "These are awful muffins." So I went and made a bunch of pieces of toast. Then I brought them in and everybody was like "Yay, toast." Then my brothers girlfriend said she could do better, so she took the toast and turned it into French toast. They were probably just pretending to be geology majors to get girls. Real geology majors would spend Friday night working on solving the Thermal/ExoThermal Davidson Expansion Shift problem. Anyway, as the only person here who's ever been to a Geology Fair, I can assure you that girls don't like rocks. Temperatures are just something Johnny Thermopolis invented to screw you. Also, there's really a city called "Thermopolis"... it's in Wyoming, and according to my brother it semlls like sulfer. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm-a nice-guy. Allow me to say something that will completely ruin your good moode: the Pope... is LAME. You've watched it! You can't *unwatch* it! Woo, they cancelled work for tomorrow. Go, universe. Now I'll have time to sit here and talk to you all, instead of having to drive to work to do that. ?FMT/MARTY?GOKKO(???) Vol.2 SCHOOL GALS? Japan, Japan, Japan, what will I do with you? *** Cpl_Hades is now known as GeneralHades Wow, from Cpl to General? I think I know what you've been sucking ;) (model airplane paint) Wait, we're not going to have bases in Germany? So we're going to waste money building *new* concentration camps when this Iraq war starts? If there's one thing that makes America great, it's that we invented nudity. Probably. Ah, you forget Luxembourg, the most dangerous of all countries. As Babylon 5 constantly points out for no reason, humans can do amazing things despite having cruddy ships and being evil and so-forth. And what kind of people live in Luxembourg? *HUMANS*. Ptth, Liechtenstein is a third-rate superpower at best. *rimshot* Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the tuna, I hate it! CNN: Colombia leads search for U.S. plane crash survivors. Three Americans believed held by FARC guerrillas Nothing about that headline doesn't confuse me. I don't really understand why the US needs German approval for a war. I understand France, France pretends it had something to do with winning World War 2 and so gets to be on the security council and stuff. Oh, yeah, Egypt built a giant ship thing that's going to bomb the UK. As an American, you have to believe me. Take that, Constantinople. Korea is just angry about the new James Bond movie. http://www.crackerjap.com/pics/cracker/tasu.gif What the hell kind of FedEx doesn't deliver? According to Cast Away, they even deliver crap to Russia. Freaking Russia. Correction: also, a desert island. No, just the effeminate clone of LOAF, silly-billy. I watched a bunch of episodes of Felicity and Enterprise, To make a timeline. Now I'm using the notes I took to make the timeline. Since there's so few Enterprise novels and stuff, I thought it'd be fun to put them all in order with the episodes. Jim Varney is dead, you heartless bastard:( I accidentally told EditPlus to open a 500 meg file. And now it won't stop trying. I need some good mining music Hmm, well, there's that sixteen tonnes song. And there's that "sending our love down the well" song from The Simpsons Jennifer Lopez - Mining Boromite.mp3 I wish IRC had some way of expressing a blank stare.ü (o) \._./ (o)ü ========== Video Girl Ai has a lot of naked Video Girls in it. The Shop Around the CornerüDVD ~ James Stewart -- Original Release Date: October 1, 2002üWhat am I, Frosty (ie, homosexual)? If Video Girl Ai married Marmalade Boy, she'd be Video Girl Boy. Dammit... I hate it when you shave and you miss a little spot. That's funny... according to a show I saw on the History Channel, *HITLER* felt the same way! I've always said you were kind of like *HITLER*, and now I have *PROOF*! I made a Hitler TC for Wolf3D once. Nothing much changed. Wow, what a great life. My brothers girlfriend taught him to make French toast, and now he's like a French toast making machine. It's like a solid stream of French toast straight from the kitchen to me. At random times. French toast doesn't involve french bread. And you don't toast it. It's basically a lie, but a delicious one. My brother and my dad hiked up to the 7-11. They hadn't been able to restock anything, so we have all the food no one wanted. Huzzah, finished my Enterprise timeline. Now I know when to read a novel after watching a given episode. I wonder if he's the same Josh that was in Big That Josh died. Of AIDS. Luckily, the law firm that fired him got sued. The AIDs was transmitted to him when he shrunk, as no human being can survive re-shrinking without getting a horrible disease. So maybe he was a Prison Guard in 1930 in Green Mile and then he became a gangster in 1931 and died. Well, maybe that's how he survives death all those times. So Green Mile comes first and then he just appears to die at every time in the future. Hmm, this supports the idea that he didn't actually become Big in Big, but was actually kidnapped Josh. Also, the reason Forrest Gump was able to succeed was because Tom Hanks killed and replaced the retarded kid at some point. Tom Hanks must have pretended to be killed in World War 2 to teach Matt Damon a lesson, and then replaced young Forrest Gump in high school in the late fifties. I'm pretty sure Captain Sheridan holds the record for TRON, since he, you know, USED IT TO SAVE THE WORLD. At least that's what I assume Tron was about. If I get New-O will we adventure together until we both lose our jobs/fail our classes? Being a security guard for NASA would be way better than being whatever it is I am now. Somebody broke ChrisReid. I'm looking at you, TC. Because you're absolutely stunning. I can bid on weird crap for you now, if you want. Like Chobits sex pillows and Mahromatic erotic sausages and such. I'd like to forward that to committee. I nominate Trelane as commitee head, myself as deputy of affairs and KrisV as adjunct deputy of affairs. Two/Three consensus required. Do you live in Chicago? Yup. Chi-town. Home of the L-Train. Motor City, USA "Montgomery College will be closed on Tuesday, February 18 and on Wednesday, February 19. All classes and activities are cancelled." There is a God and his name is likes LOAF a lot. Frosty is where the rest of us have been many times... with Budgeo1968. (My computer has 256 shades of red) I wore double-socks the other day when I was shoveling snow. That was pretty sexy. Mattress -> White Thing -> Blue Thing -> White Padded Comforter -> flanel sheet -> flanel sheet -> regular sheet -> Star Wars comforder -> airplane comforder -> quilt -> large cloth from the junk store -> colorful wool blanket -> Yellow Blanket -> Psychadelic Quilt -> Knitted Fish Blanket -> Heavy Comforder yes they do, emusic.com lets you downloads cds without havign cds No one who isn't the stupidest person in the universe would do that. Hehe, remember that time I broke into Meson's house, knocked him down, sliced him open and spread his entrails all over the floor? You know, tomorrow? * MIDNIGHT AT THE OFFICE *üHOT SECRETARY: Oh, boy, I can't believe I have to sexily work late!üHOT BOSS: Yeah, it sure is *hard* to *work*.üHOT SECRETARY: Let's have sex. Good job, blob. * ENTER... THE COPIER REPAIR GUY *üCOPIER REPAIR GUY: Wow, lesbians. They must want me to have sex with them, too.üSECRETARY AND BOSS: We do! That was a good porn Thank you. Lets just say I based it on my own personal experience ;) (of having watched porn before) HOT SECRETARY: Oh no! My husband is having sex with my best friend!üHOT FRIEND: Yes, he is. But I'm only using him to GET TO YOU!üHOT SECRETARY: Lets all have sex! Hehehe, "Reid Alert". Nice work, jerk Well done, crumb. Way to go, Flo. ULN is cheaper, Amazon is easier. So... ULN is Briggs, Amazon is Frosty. If Marge marries Artie, I'll never be born! So, let's try to figure out what HTL stands for. Human Transporter League. The competitive Segway league. Ham! Two sLices. Now there's a name for a band. Why did Robot XL-38 go into refridgeration mode at 112 degrees north 13 degrees west? HE WAS MISSING HIS LAC-8 CONVERSION UNIT! That's the kind of thing you don't want to stop to explain during a party. Wow, I was going to write some Toto fanfiction, but I got distracted:( It was going to be about you and I going to Africa to see the rain and taking some time to do the things we'd never... something. hey loaf do another porn No. I'm a legitimate actress now. Didn't you see me in Bikini College 5: Nuns Amuck? I'm planning on leaving my room, so maybe I'll have something neat to say You probably won't. You'll probably meat some girl, fall in love and live happily ever after... and never come back here again. And it'll all be very boring to read about. HTL won't ever stop! We're playing at Frosty's box social next month. Deciding to sleep instead of going to Linguistics class is possibly the best decision I've ever made Inventing a snow machine to keep work closed for days was mine. Hmm, I need to shower too. It's been a couple... week. | |ü/----------0-0-\ü| LOAF & |ü| Trelane | -----> Back in time.ü\______________/ Trello. Seeya at two. Get whitey bites and milk to make a delicious treat. Greet-Z, home slices. In my day when we didn't like a UO character we bribed an admin for their personal information and went out and KICKED THEIR ASS. Anyway, that makes *three* WC phone cards in my collection. Niftykeen. Firstoff, I am the coolest guy ever, didn't you see the poster? "CNN: LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- A group of actors including Mike Farrell and Martin Sheen Wednesday announced a virtual march on Washington in which opponents of President Bush's stance on Iraq will fax, e-mail and telephone elected officials in the nation's capital next week." Those are the laziest hippies ever. pfft, you're lucky. I'm getting all four of my wisdom teeth out. I hope it all goes well. I'll eat something really really cold in your honor. Possibly that stuff that makes flowers crack, liquid nitro-men. I've had a good thirty surgeries in my life, and twenty nine of those involved them telling me NOT TO EAT THE NIGHT BEFORE. Of course, *one* time they don't tell me, so my mom assures me I can eat a sandwhich before. Which I do, despite protesting. And then I tell them that I had a sandwhich and they panic and make me sign something saying I won't sue them if I die of sandwhich choking. I had a partial cleft palate when I was born. They had to surgically construct me a new hangy-downy thing in the back of my throat. CNN: CNN's Matthew Chance said the 15-year sentence is the maximum the court could impose under German law for being an accomplice to murder -- even if those murdered are numbered in the thousands. Gee, I wonder why Germany has laws like that. *WINK* *WINK* *NUDGE* *NUDGE*. (model airplanes) R u @ werk yet?? Y, R U 486????? So I had a dream last night that Chaucer was trying to kill me Hmmm, Chaucer or Chandler? Because I'd think you'd dream about one of your Friends more often than you dream about the Cantebury guy. I found one of those CD labelling pens last night, so I'm sitting pretty. You know what I wish I was eating right now? Dinner. Remember, there was an evil space station on Deep Space Nine. It looked just like Deep Space Nine, but upside down. And they went there for random reasons. Just for chicks and ribbons I'll call a GameStop. Nothing:/ Chris Reid, your company sucks. Finley 1 is next mmhhh....Finley I'll Finley you, huckleburger. 5.75 per hour? Yuck. Even Joe Garrity makes more than that! There are some stupid cookies. For instance, those Chinese cookies with no sugar or flour or anything in them. I had computer science homework today too, but you don't hear me complaining about it, or doing it. My family is going to some horrible foreign restuarant, so they said they'd buy me dinner at Wendys and leave me at home. That's the best gift someone can get. Then buy gum, get a car. In that order, the gum first and then the car. The truck slot downstairs is full of snow. The vending machines are probably empty:( No post-lunch pre-dinner sandwhiches for me. "I hope you are paying attention, Mr. Bush. The masses are speaking -- the world is speaking -- and we are rebuking you, your plutocracy, and everything you represent. Your time is over, Mr. Bush. The Supreme Court can not silence the voice of the world, as it silenced the voice of the American people. It is time for you to fade into history."üSee, this would have a lot more effect if it had been written by someone besides Wil Wheaton. A good way to get support for your cause is to *not* ask Wil Wheaton to champion it. Ehh, lets be fair, that's a lot of pants. I can't wait to play UO again. But I will, since there's a new WC game coming out next week and DS9 on DVD. I'd like to grand theft her auto, if you know what I mean ;) Good morning. Good-marrow, fair league. In thine absece we've nary but adoptated a medieval society, and whereas your to be just arriving, tis FIRE for thy brethered organs. Machine Lunch: The Terrifyingly True Story of How LOAF got some Burgerbeef Good show. I'm referring, of course, to the 1975-76 season of M*A*S*H. It hit all the right points on the television scale of goodness! According to this spam, if I pay more than 828 dollars a year for car insurance, I'm getting screwed. However, I pay *ZERO* dollars for car insurance, and am therefore saving 828 dollars. I'll use that money to buy army men. Good show. To what do you refer? Parker Lewis Can't Lose :( Frosty's mom needs more Mandrake Root Lemme guess, you're the one to give it to her ;) She had an attractive friend, but she had cancer or something. Well, lads and laddices, maids and matrixes, I'm off. A couple friends are in town for the night, so I'm leaving my room :/ That sucks:( That's why I don't have friends. Also because of Megans Law. It's the law about how you have to notify people that you're a child sex offender:( I rape all kinds of stuff. Lets watch Friends. Aww, crud, this civil war movie is 3 hours and 49 minutes long? I probably should have checked into this before I agreed to go. Hey, it's Friday. This has been one tough two-day week. I like how no one else came in yesterday or today. Not the woman who works with me, not my boss, not my bosses boss, not any of the teachers, not the people who work down the hall. Not the construction workers replacing the windows. It's like I'm the only person at all of M-K. EB changed it's Prophecy listing to 25 March :( Crabpipes. https://ifmpmsfc11.ifmp.nasa.gov/nasa/JobPosting/5382d8327734a52d6a821f5cf1fb6dc1/JobDetail There's a job for me: DIRECTOR OF SPACE. Okay, lets play pointy sticksü_-------------> Whats new in the world of Loaf? I set a nightclub on fire. That was you? Oh geeez.. You must have had to much E. I had ten oranges, an excellent source of vitamin E. Besides, it was some creepy eighties band, the only drug they were doing was good old fashioned heroin. None of these new freak drugs. In my day we'd smoke a brick of cocaine, and we'd *like* it, dag-nabbit. I enjoy 1880s pop culture. Like... those cups that you catch a little ball in... and... barrels. And those Brothers that invented the YoYo. I forget thier names. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Wow, I wonder what htat is. We all wonder what htat is I know. It stands for Howard Thomas Ate Those. The sequel to Parker Lewis Can't Lose. {Delicious Primate} --consumption-vector---> CPL_HADES ----no-birth-control-----> CHRIS REIDüThat's my scientific analysis, being a famous science-tist and all. Kris *is* a robot. It stands for Komputational Risk Interference System Komputational Risk Interference System - Tertiary Online Focused Energy Reasoning Sector, Output Negative (Model V) "I thought my favorite aspect of three-dimentional objects was length", Jessica said, "but it's really width!" So, a guy walks into a bar... AND BURNS IT DOWN, KILLING 95. No one has bought us the Segways yet:( The only Sierra game I've played so far has been Lara Bow 2... I'd never played a full speech version of a Sierra game before. I didn't really *need* South Park commentaries, but I couldn't bring myself to buy it in a store without them... (Best Buy is the same way... I spent a tuesday every other month last year tracking down the STTNG bonus discs... but I've never watched one of them...) Wow, hey, Microsoft sent another copy of Freelancer. I guess this is the final version. With a super super cheap Freelancer mousepad! <^Nohbody_> For the record, there's an inordinately high concentration of bass cannon cars around here. And EVERY FUCKING SINGLE ONE OF THEM drives past my house at some point in the day, especially in the wee hours of the morning. :P Nothing says "I have too much money and should be beaten to death" like a really loud car. Yay, you got the Freelancer too? Another one showed up here yesterday, too. Microsoft must be engaging in their 'lets give the game to everyone who wants one' policy. Damn Germans and their WC mousepads. I don't have a single dashed WC mousepad. Found pictures of WC3, 4 and Prophecy in German. Dammit, these people *lost* the war, why do they get a WCIII special edition with a different t-shirt? Nice colors. Whose Heretic is that, Pauly Shore's? That's Der Fuhrers Heretic. It's two British women making nasty English food and making fun of Americans If by "nasty English food and making fun of Americans" you mean "out", then I'll watch. I had some donuts earlier. It came down to waffles versus donuts. And waffles are a pain to make. You have to put them in the toaster and then press down on the lever and wait a minute. And put butter and syrup on them. What am I, Martha Homemaker? Fuck that. Pop-Tarts suck and Drakes Coffeecakes are a fictional food created for the Seinfeld TV show. Drake's Coffeecakes are the greatest snack cake ever That's not true, the experimental Maximilian MX-128 Zebra Cake is the greatest snack cake ever. I wanted to go in the comic book store, but the people I was with were making fun of the comic book store, so I didn't say anything You know what they call that? Peer pressure. Frankly, it's a good thing you didn't go to the comic book store. Abiding by peer pressure is the most important thing you can do. No one got that at the time:( I was an unappreciated genius, like Einstein, but smarter. Much, much smarter. You didn't have, like, college students going to tapings of the Einstein show and having Einstein posters on their walls. Amazon still thinks its delivering my WCP GBA yesterday. I'm gonna go watch an IMAX movie... ON TV! I bought it because it has a giant squid orgy. And a Lobster Chain (like on Friends). *** LOAF is now known as SquidOrgyLobsterChainLOAF This is the least exciting C&C install ever. Including C&C: Sole Survivor, which was just a video of a guy warning you that the game sucks. I'll crap you, dickneck. Yeah, good luck holding onto cash in Mexico It's remarkable that the Toys R Us collapse made worldwide news, though, since NO ONE WAS ACTUALLY HURT. It started to collapse and everyone went outside. Then the news started to make a big deal about how people might *secretly* be trapped inside. I'm just glad that there's finally a site out there that reveals the TOP SEARCHES ON THE WEB. Are all of our domain names paid up? I had a dream that a pirate stole one of them and we had to go sail out to his ship and kill him to get it back. Wow, I can use Amazon.com to find the most expensive burger in Washington DC. 158 Burgers! I've got some eating to do. "Pizza Movers 7 Calzones" would be a better name for a band than a restaurant. You know what I hate? When some kid dies in a car accident people make a little pile of flowers and crap along the road. I got some sunglasses, so now my victims won't see the trace of sadness in my eyes as I execute them. Nice, killing with style. Style and the deadly anthrax bacterium, yes. You mean Ashmind Laurington Blewtowski-Homandhouse the third. I got Futurama comic #11. It's 11-tastic. My significant other *is* great at beating the first level of Super Mario. By which I mean my hand, which I use to beat the first level of Super Mario. It's not Easter yet, chudball. What day is Easter this year? I was born on Easter once. I'll ask Jeeves. Neat, he knew. April 20th. So Hitler gets Easter and you don't :( That'll ruin the Hitler party I have planned. Unless I make it a sexy Hitler/Jesus party. Aww, pfhlug it, I won't get an Easter birthday at least through 2050. Not until 2071 :( My childrens childrens children will be having sex with androids by then. And I'll be deader than the guy who invented the rocket engine, Mister Johnny Rockets. I lost my PDA in a getting rid of my PDA game. Speaking of which, I pre-ordered four WCPGBA's. They had a sign about it at EBX. Women are a lot like Descent: Freespace... once you've played with one for a bit, you go back to Wing Commander and you're just not interested anymore. I want to be walking around in the forest and have Byydo IM me. Wouldn't that be like paying for a cell phone constantly? I don't really want to pay hundreds of dollars a month to talk to Frosty. Oh, I don't want to talk to Byydo. I just want him to IM me so I can go "I'm in the forest, leave me alone" But seriously it'd be neat to have a portable AIM. Much neater than my jerk-ass cell phone. One of the first commercial computers to have a CD-ROM... so FM Towns versions of games from the early 90s are often nicer (full speech, better graphics, etc.) There's a console based on the computer called the "FM Towns Marty" That doesn't begin to make sense. Wait, you're voluntarily speaking to LeHah? I think you've been sipping a bit too much Budgeo1968. (Face it, your moms screen name sounds like a brand of cheap whiskey.) I'm putting on the new sunglasses and looking at them in a small mirror because it looks cool:( Like that B-52's song... wait, not a song, the number from the name of the group extracted and said as the length of a day. I need to download Rock Lobster and Don't Go Back to Rockville, since I work in Rockville. I can play it when I skip out to get DS9. Now, the ceremonial putting of Futurama #11 in the pile with the other twelve Futurama comics. Will-do, Shoe. Take that, Trelane...at. Oh, the commentary to Star Trek IV special edition ends really greatly. William Shatner says he's excited that he'll be doing the commentary on Star Trek V next. And Nimoy says very sarcastically "And that was a truly amazing achievement." Then it ends. Thanks for the music... Shoe-zic. According to the UPS.com confirmation, it was signed for by Ashmont "Caterpiller" Remus-McCoy Senada IV. Sinead O'Connor just hugged Kris Kristofferson on VH-1. In France. They had like a special Bob Dylan watching thing and they opened a creepy little room late at night. There was like my entire family and three creepy French guys. I need to attach T'Pol to Captain Archer later, though. If you're in a Wing Commander chat room you're probably a loser anyway. Unless you're ChrisReid. LOAF I've never played wing commander.. the only reason I'm in here is because of meson Wouldn't some kind of homosexual party chat be a better place to hook up with Meson? ChrisReid is the suavest person in the universe. He's like James Bond, except instead of killing people he runs a Gamestop. House Party 1, House Party 2, and House Party 3 And Girls Gone Wild, Reid-y Style. If it weren't for creepy Girls Gone Wild infomercials I wouldn't have a reason to get up in the morning... at 2 AM. Rock Lobster is a good song, but not as good as the Rockville one. You probably shouldn't have sent them both at once, since one vastly exlipsed the other one. Skip school to protest war? Well, duh. How utterly inane -- students will do *anything* to get themselves out of school in the first place. What's next? Eating ice cream to protest cutting down the rain forest? wait why does ChrisReidHomeworkSick have homework if he starred in a movie in the 80's He was 15 in 1990. He's in graduate school now. The guy on the right. My right, not your right. You're never right. I'm not sure I believe you people That shows you're more intelligent than Trelane suspected. And I always go "Ooh, 10 cent Tek War. I could use that." I wonder if I can take some kind of drug that'll make me not experience monday. Then I can go straight to DS9. We're huge losers. I'm building an expensive computer for playing a fifteen year old game. I watch Enterprise every week. I love those CD marking pens. The highlight of my year is going to a sci fi convention. I once didn't go out with someone because they didn't like the Wing Commander movie. I have a job where I sit on IRC for 8 hours a day. When it's done, I come home and spend more time on IRC. Sometimes, if I wake up early, I go on IRC before work. When I go to Wendys, I pay for my brothers dinner so he'll buy the food and I won't have to talk to the clerk. We created a vast mathematical system for ranking cheeseburgers. We're losers, but watching Star Trek and trading witty quips with Trelane is a hell of a lot more fun than watching football and having sex with supermodels. I have 478 DVDs. I know it's 478 because I keep track of them using a DVD tracking program. The big exciting thing I'm planning on doing next week is going to the science museum in Baltimore and then watching six hours of raw footage of the Apollo 8 mission. I have two pictures in frames on my desk at work: a picture of a spotted stingray marked 'Cat' and a printed glossy picture of Kerri-Lee. I don't play Magic: The Gathering... but I buy all the cards that involve lobsters. I dunno, I guess they assume that Kerri-Lee is my girlfriend and that Cat is... my stingray. (I don't have a stingray. I want to get a stingray. I'm willing to spend the 80 dollars for one. But I'm too afraid that it'd die.) We don't like people who brag about stupid crap ("I have ten girlfriends and a car with a CD player!") or people who are stupid on purpose (Briggs). I still have two things to do: clean off a shelf and watch Star Trek IV again. I'd insert my sexual organ into various orifices on her body and then thrust vigorously until reaching climax, if you catch my drift ;) There, I've organized my shelf. Now it looks nice. And all the guys in space suits are together, and so on and so forth. Nothing says party like waiting in line for Star Wars. Your lips say "Princetown Review", but your body says "Mad Magazine". Wow, a Bastille Day Party I went to was the best party ever too. They had foam you shot at people, and I shot some woman and she slapped me. Wait, you know about Dr. Sbaitso's Suicide Machine? Christmas in July would rock. We could watch a summer version of It's a Wonderful Life. So, I only won eight grammys. Is it Tuesday? No:( :( You know what'll be great, though? Tuesday. A pizza and some breadsticks would make a delicious replica of the station. We've got a nice giant printer thing here at work. It's good for printing movie scripts when no one else is here. Everyone likes ribs, chowderhead. Except me, I don't really like ribs. I like the *idea* of ribs... the entire rib culture... but not ribs themselves. Briggs only eats apples If by apples you mean cock, then yes. UO is like IRC, except with Ultima characters. Remember when we built that pile of crap in the middle of Trinsic? And Zap Brannigan showed up? Yo, Frosty. How was your 'vacation' ;-)? why is frosty made fun of so much I dunno, why does anybody anything? Are they all blue? Or are there different colors? Or, to translate into Hades-talk, "Are there different colours, ye blimey frowhiper?" "While an alien entity wreaks havoc with the station's computer, the irrepressible Lwaxana Troi sets her sights for romance — with Odo!" Deep Space Nine Season 1 had some low points. I don't think Odo has a brain. He's just goop. Gamestop is horrible, no offense to Chris Reid. They don't let you pre-order Prophecy GBA. Combination GameCube X-Box. They make them in Japan. (Panasonic licensed the technologies from both companies) Wow, your mom must love you this much: |____________________|üWhere's Frosty's mom loves you this much: physically. Have you seen the new Nuons, though, Tre? They showed the MT-526ses at the LA Expo last month, and they totally rock. *Full* bi-bit delineating, 256-motor-coordinated sound effects, double-effect bus ports on all sides... Look it up on Webcrawler. That's because you're like 12. And Tre and I are old men. Remember World War 1, Tre? That was so awesome, or as we said in those days "radical". Yeah, I love my car with a CD player. Sometimes I climb off my ten girlfriends just to listen to it. Charles Darwin invented the C.D. Floppy Disks come from the Greek root word Diskus Compact Discs come from the Latin, Discus. Much like octopods are sometimes improperly referred to as octopi. A guy walks into a bar and BURNS IT DOWN, KILLING 97. Leonid Brezhnev was responsible for the Soyuz 1 disaster. Joe Garrity was responsible for the Soyuz 11 disaster. Conicidence? Did you fill the vending machines with entirely those puffy pink ball dealies? I accidentally created a new emoticon It means he doesn't like the granola bar presented to him. As in "Here, have a strawberry granola bar." To which you respond... :(| Or possibly that you're sad because you only got half a set of twixes :(| The opposite would, of course, be :)|| Aww, come on, Frosty, don't hate your life. Sure, you're failing all your classes, and Trelane's boning your mom, and your real-life sidekick is an assjerk, and you have a loser roomate, and so on... but *DEEP SPACE NINE SEASON 1* comes out tomorrow. Wow, I've said some really stupid crap. Wait, not me, you. It sucked compared to the rest of Deep Space Nine. But it was still better than any other TV show ever made, including Sanford and Son, its closest immitator. Wow, what kind of society doesn't consider the guy wearing the Burger King Kids Club crown cool? A guy walks into Keiko's schoolhouse and BURNS IT DOWN, KILLING 97. Wowie-Zowie, Japanese Privateer. Awesome to the max. SexyTeenz2Feel: Hey you :-) heres that link to my webcam your friends told me to give you click here for my free webcam That manual looks so awesome:( Yeah, I wonder what else it has. Well, this is Japan... so probably a series of high quality china plates featuring Brownhair having sex with a 12 year old. Baseball is a lot like sex: you don't send Dax back to the station before you do it. England is a terrifying place. People collect phone cards of bees eating apples:( Also, now I can go to England and use *ONE POUND* of phone time! If I owned a company that produced phone cards and I could have awesome crap like Wing Commander pictures, I wouldn't follow it up with apple bees. I'd release far more phone cards with people having sex on them, for one thing. Well, guess I lost another Generals match. Imagine how I feel -- I had money on you. And when you bent over and let Briggs take your ass at Generals, that money fell off your head and went into a heating duct. Yeah, if I had a T-Bone I could tap two mana and completely waste Trelane's Homarid Warrior. Then we're buddies. Buddies with benefits ;) (the benefit is that we can talk about Deep Space Nine) Strangest thing happen to me today... I was reading this word Hibernate and I couldn't figure out what it the fuck it meant because I was reading it Hiber Nate.. and I like what the fuck is a Hiber... (sage is sleeping) :-\ I didnt get my C++ HW done, so I dont want to go to class and be yelled at by the teacher. Ever since Frosty and Jenna hooked up, your life has probably been pretty boring. Without crazy old Asher Frosty hatching another ham-boned scheme. An Italian Job? Is that where the girl buys you a sub first? I have no idea what your talking about. Deny, deny, deny. I have a Poliwag at my desk at work. Well, it comes home at night. It's just a baby and would get pretty damned lonely and scared alone at MK at night. I wonder how long it'll be until ChitChat33 sees her baby. Tosk + O'Brien = LOVE Garak seems really, really gay. Not in a bad, "Briggs is gay", sense, but in a "has sex with men, hopefully Bashir" way. That's all just fun, of course. In reality, TCSMom@blacklance.org is the e-mail box for the TCS Mom, Confed's most powerful supermegasupercarrier. It's commanded by the real Jazz who was secretly cloned. Our android pal, Briggs, denies we were missing time, though. And when Mr. Yamaguchi barks at her, she has sex with somebody. Dax was the first episode I saw, the night I returned to America. And stayed at a hotel for a month. Hoo-boy, that was the good life. Oh, the hotel, since IBM was paying for it they gave us that key that lets you go to the secret floor at the top. And you know what's in there? Free cereal. Constantly. Any time of the day, there's a table with cereal and milk. It was great. Also, that was where I first had Crystal Pepsi. Jeez, you kids today. You know, in *my* day we had to wait *two* months between Star Trek: the Next Generation DVD releases. Except the last one where two came out in the same month, that was awesome. That's what Jesus told me. Wait, not Jesus, you. Same difference, according to Byydo's story about Dolphins. Connection lost.. and Atlantic shard disappeared :( Just like that song, Me & Bobby McGee. Feelin' good was easy, lord, when Atlantic disappeared All Chris wants is the second Halo novel? I guess I could probably write one. Deep Space 9: The Luckiest Tosk Ever, A Halo Novel http://www.subprofile.net/view.php?name=NihilseraphFu&n=NihilSeraphF&a=b In my history:( I must have been really really bored. As we know from various 'comical' portions of ER that people shove all kinds of amusing stuff into themselves. Greaser's Burger and Pan Friend Fishfacery I made five webpages before I even got up this morning: a Babylon 5-themed humor site, bumfuck.net, the hobo porn site, applesamples.com, an apple-based ecommerce site, TruthOrBait.net, a fishing/dating game fan page, And MapleSyrup.org, a site that lets teenagers post their dumbass poetry in exchange for naked pictures. MK will definately be closed tomorrow, I think. And then I'll Deep Space Nine all day and Apollo 8 all night Then a moderate rest period, and then maybe some cartoons. Trelane is classy or is he just in class? A little from column A, a little from column B. But seriously, Trelane's solid class. Whenever he hires a little asian boy for sex, he always leaves a big tip. I believe we should construct a powerful bridge to #WingNut-Westbank and we'll do it using ASCII blocks. |_| |_| |_| |_| Dammit, Frosty, take the ASCII blocks and build a freaking bridge. Guess there's no reason to stop Not till you hit rock bottom (the Laxwana Troi episode) Wow, Kerri-Lee tripping over a guy is so awesome. Kinder Eggs are the awesomest kind of candy in the universe, and they don't have them in the US. I dunno, you're pretty stupid. Wait, not you, Briggs. This black footed Ferret might do something if I look away, though. Wow, she was probably waiting in her room for you to come have sex with her, according to every movie I've ever seen. Yeah, well, you shouldn't... shut up, jerk. You're just a house with two waterfalls. * LOAF Trelane Till Dawn - Cool House (Rockin' It Down).mp3 (23,419kb) Denise "Rejected84" Valencourt I have absolutely no idea what Newcommanderondablocks livejournal entries mean. Australians must be some kind of super-intelligence that works beyond our capabilities. He's like someone out of A Clockwork Orange. I was all chummy-wummy with my droogs this mid-evening, when what should occur but felicitations of the most unrightful sort, dear soul. Incidentally, Frosty, who are you buying a pinup calender and Gone with the Wind on DVD for? Because they must be a very confused individual. Gone With the Wind Sexy Beach 2003 Calendar Frankly my dear, I don't GIVE IT UP FOR SNOOP-DOG! My Mom gets Gone with the Wind and a friend of mine here gets the calender. If this were a sitcom, you'd mix up the packages. And then Briggs would think you were trying to sex him up, and your mom would faint hilariously. Nick "Briggs" Whosethebossitelli. Hmm, I wish this cam had some kind of chat feature so I could tell the Ferret to unfurl. Actually, I'm playing the cheap Cuban knockoff of Generals. (C&C: Soul Survivor) Frosty, you're fired from the job of my ferret watcher. I'll sign your 250,000 dollar severence check and say good day to you. Creamy white alien goo invades the Enterprise. You inspired me to organize all my sci fi novels into labeled boxes. So now I have a pile of boxes marked "FOUNDATION" and "HAMMER'S SLAMMERS" and such. I'm not sure what "Greet-Z" means, but I've been saying it IRL a lot. If you lived here, Tre, every night could be Friday Night Bonus Treks, on account of my collection of Star Trek DVDs and my Friday-machine. Look, I'll tell you what I told Frosty, you're not seeing my boobs. what a great Friday night Yeah. I'm glad I cancelled our dates with supermodels. Slutty, slutty supermodels. I think it means she wants you to insert your erect penis into her vaginal opening, if you know what I'm talkin' bout. I'm starting to regret buying things off this Ferret's amazon wishlist That was a tough bathroom to clean. Luckily, I found a tiny plastic soldier in the corner. Which made it all worthwhile. Oh no, they caught Steve changing his grades:~( Hey, Trelane, your shirt sucks and offends me, I'm calling you out. Briggs, you're stupid, you and me outside right now. ChrisReid, your smile is pising me off, you and I, mano-e-mano, right now. Meson, I don't even need to explain. Lets rumble. No, you don't actually have to fight me, you just have to challenge everything. Just the word 'back' was a reference to where I'd rather have men put their penises than play Freelancer. I got Dune CD! With the box! For five dollars. This is the awesomest box ever. The sandworm bites you. When yo' playin' the fiddle', aint nothing matters but the instrument, word to the prez. Speaking of less gay, it's WildFire! Than Chaz, less gay than Chaz. -LOAFSleep:@#WingNut- We germans are a peaceful people! No, you're wrong, there's one Liv Tyler octopus and two good ones. When this class is done there won't be any stray useless economics information in my head. I won't go to the mall and decide not to buy something because it represents a bi-dimensional linear profit decrease or something. Wow, tomorrow is James Doohan's birthday We could celebrate... or we could *celebrate* ;) (by sending him a card) I organized all my Sci Fi movies by when they're set. It's weird that Contact happens between two Planet of the Apes movies. Even though I don't really know ChitChat33 or her baby, I want desperately to see them break up. Why did I download this MP3 of Abdul Abulbul Amir :( Same reason I did, because you're stupid. The best advice I can give to people interested in writing fanfic and not making me hate them is to spell Nephilim properly. -LOAF:@#WingNut- It'd be nice if everyone in the world didn't make me want them to die. Techno-man, techno-man, doin' whatever a techno-can. Okay, no octopus pictures tonight, go back to your lives, people. bbt. It was a "breakfast bowl". It had egg, cheese, onion, red peppers and so forth... all mixed together. Kind of a breakfast sandwhich soup. Without the sandwhich. Man, it's gay out. How gay is it? So gay that Frosty couldn't even take the time to greet us before rushing outside. You know, Trelane, one day you'll come to me and ask me what's more important:Your life or my life. I'll say my life and you'll walk away never knowing that you are my life. Terry Farrell's real name is Theresa Lee Farrell Grussendorf, that's kind of a downer Wow, that is a downer. Although, she could grussen my dorf, if you catch my drift. I'd like to tuck-her, if you see what I'm sayin;) This is really too easy. "Well, Sarah and her 2 friends left at the start of Undercover Brother, saying it looked shit. I stayed behind just to see if it got any better. Most of the stuff just flew right over my head."üYeah, the complex geopolitical commentary of 'Undercover Brother' can be a bit daunting. Bleah, i think ill go look at some p0rn... Dammit, Fleur! I know it's tempting, what with his name and all, but hands off Jacko!ü BRUM BRUM BRUMü CLANG BANG SPLUTCH http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=34990 Yay, Lego Crab. Clearly you haven't read "The Physics of Star Trek". Neither have I, but I bought it at the Library Book Sale because it had a neat shiny cover. A new Monoail might end up being a gigantic piece shaped like a monorail Then the mailman would hand it to me and go "Make your piece, Mister Lesnick." Wow, today is 03/03/03 The only better date in the near future will be 12/12/12, when the hyperburger is invented. Peanut-butter cookie? Is that what the kids these days are calling it? Since that's what they called it when I was a kid. I just thought I'd check. Then go read UserFriendly, loser. Or should I say 'User*UN*Friendly! LOL! *rimshot* I don't like things with kids in them. Kids make things suck. Every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation with a kid in it sucked. And it was like the greatest TV show ever made. If a single kid can make the greatest TV show in history suck, imagine what it'd do to a Nintendo game. All in the Family isn't that good compared to Star Trek.ü              AItF | STTNGüBorg?          0   |  1üShuttlecraft?  12  |  14üRobot          2   |  5üTOTAL          14  |  20 (not counting the episode where Archie Bunker met R2D2 -- R2D2 is not technically a robot in the proper Asimovian sense) "ATTENTION: ALL BETA-MALE PASSENGERS! HELICOPTER PLANE READIES FOR TAKEOFF!" That's easy. This is math. We'll just declare constant Y to be the solution to the problem. Therefore, the problem will equal C. I mean Y. Dash. {Million Dollar Problem} = Y, where Y is the solution to the million dollar problem. Dash, 3:25. I could have sworn it was 3:24 a minute ago. Trel, trel, onto an eel he fell, Trel, Trel, how bad does he smell There was no chemistry between Monica and Chauncy before they had sex accidentally. So, this Married By America show tonight... you guys want to get together and marry this girl to Frosty? It'd be like Will and Grace, except funny. Hopefully Tom Hanks won't make any movies after Road To Perdition and some of his movies that haven't been released before will never be released... or I'll have shelving issues. Well, sure, Kira isn't hot to *Frosty*. And I think we all know why that is. Wow, Nana Visitor fans are called Nanites. What happens if we make zork@wcnews.com and zorkzero@wcnews.com and forward them to eachother? Will it cause the internet to explode? anybody need a bunch of star trek novels? I DO ID IODID DIDO ! My brother and I are building a Star Trek library. We're finishing a room in our basement and collecting novels and comic books and such. Keeping track of pointless stuff is what life's all about! Preferrably using confusing computer programs! I'm at 481. 500 is sooo close. Must... buy... more... things. [ x ] Where do you live - Ashton...aka, the most obscure town in Maryland, a geographic oddity, 30 minutes from virtually everything in the area.üHe doesn't live in Ashton! *I* live in Ashton. Freaking freakjobs. Welcome to our newest member, adev. Time to hit the Crius.net self-destruct button. Are you *dissing* the creator, founder, owner and stockholder of TypeBlue.net? There's an old Chinese saying: don't listen to Frosty. If Fleur and Jacko were here, they'd get positively kangarooian on your ass. We were going to have a birthday party for you, and I couldn't figure out what to bring. And all you'd say you wanted was Hot Wheels. Then I decide to give you a book about Privateer 2, and then Hades and ^Death showed up... and they'd gotten you one of those pool cleaning robots. I don't remember anything after that. Jessi: dont stop anything for me, do what you need to do...üNick: Oh ill stop everything for you...üNick is a true romantic. Hmm, you want to compare stalking lists? I've got... Rejected84, samuraiswift, TobyRabbin, ChitChat33, Athlete4444, Izlot418, budgeo1968, Necrohobbit, Jeepgy, Immortality123, MissGKitty, DarkWickus and FireSentinal. Immortality123 is DKS.üRejected84 is Byydo's DKSüNecrohobbit is Frosty's DKS Seeyalat-o, Baked Potato. Why does spam constantly offer me $860? Is that the exact amount they've decided I will find believable? I actually got a catalog of Russian brides in the mail the other day. Cybotron hates Trelane. Trelane keeps trying to install Lunix on him. It ends with messy formatting. This isn't about whether or not you lose a bet, Donald... it's about what's right... not what's right for you, or I... but what's right for America, for all of us together at last. You aint nothing but no rhymster, word to the biz-ness. Also, it's almost my birthday. The greatest of all holidays. I'd like a matchbox car and a pool cleaning robot, apparently. I must be losing my wit And your vinegar. And without vinegar, a party sub is useless. To the dump with you! $9 :( You can't even buy nine One Dollar Bars for that much (because of tax). Yeah, but you can buy eight No, there's a 200% tax on One Dollar Bars. well, I can buy three then Seems like an awful waste of money. Fortune favors the bold, the foolish, ships named Enterprise, robots, cars, cats, tail-y-poes, noughat, Drill Team 108, the proud men and women of Cambridge University's Theta Alpha Kappa chapter, lost children and robots again. Lego sent me a free mini TIE Fighter. Because I'm 300% awesomer than you. Or because I filled out an online form. Subject: Go from Clark Kent to Superman in bedüLarry Niven essays aside, aren't Clark Kent and Superman the same in bed? Also, isn't the thing that distinguishes him as being Superman rather than Clark Kent his spandex jumpsuit? Which he probably wouldn't wear during sex. I put too much thought into *everything*. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to work out a watermelon seed avoidance chart. same here... holidays suck :D Yeah, except for the annual International Trelane Festival. -^Nohbody_:@#wingnut- BTW, LOAF, wouldn't Jan 12 be International Trelane Festival? http://www.startrek.com/library/tos_episodes/episodes_tos_detail_68696.aspü-LOAF:@#WingNut- Hmm, I suppose that makes sense. Make it so. It's the touchingly romantic love story about a guy whose sexy cousin keeps trying to have sex with him. Maybe a huge animal will swoop out of the sky and gut you, LOAF. Jokes on you, that animal would hit the window! Also, you'd be really sad if I worked at the world trade center and this was just before the plane hit. Anyway, if I die today, you all will never get WC2 SNES. I'm not saying Briggs friend Frosty's mom is easy, but if she were a multiple choice answer there'd only be one option! I sent a cake card that I got at D*C to the Montgomery Donuts Union. They were not amused. Winn Dixie? I just met her! Yeah. I got asked about the cake cardü Kristoffer! Why is your English chum-pal sending you the cake cards?ü You are not the as we say homosexual, no? Death is Junior Vice President of Lobster Containment for 217 locations across the Carolinas. And, oddly, one in Anchorage, AK. You just deliberately put the window in a place where it's stupid so I would get irritated all the time. No, we made it at night, a sensible time to shower. WHo showers at 3:37, aside from scientists who get radioactive goop in their eyes? On the plus side I contacted a bunch of ex-Origin people and chatted with them a bit. And I made 15 dollars from the book guy, which I used to buy a sub. Hmmm, the only part of that sentence I understood was 'lemma'. It is, of course, a subsidiary proposition assumed to be valid and used to demonstrate a principal proposition. So I walk away with the girl this time -- ask yourself, so what? At least you're still alive -- you still have the chance to claw your way back. And that's the best any of us can ever hope for. I'd have to say that my favorite lunch meat is American cheese. Problem: Cheese is not meat It comes from a cow, doesn't it? You put it between a sandwhich and it tastes good, don't you? Those are the two intrinsic qualities of meat. That's why fish isn't meat. We're the new generation, we need to make our own rules instead of standing back and letting a bunch of no-nothing no-goods in Washington DC dictate what is and isn't meat to us. And I say we start by making fish not a meat! Who's with me? Haha, good old "Love 'em and Leave 'em" Trelane. Them being oreos. I eat oreos, not leave them You leave their packaging. And the packaging is a metaphor for the cookie itself. Since the most delicious portion is on the inside. Yeah. The cookies come in that... and they're delicious... And inside the cookies is the white stuff... which is more delicious... It's a layered metaphor. Very complex, very thought provoking. See, you're just a white goop hypocrite! Albeit it unconsciously. Aww, yeah, you know what I'm layin down. Word to Frost-E. For some reason I'm really happy. I blame Fleur... and Jacko. My brother asked me to come with him. He said he has to go to a very boring party. Any party that gets *more* exciting when I come has to be very boring indeed. Introducing The Warm 'n Chewies! I don't know about these new Chips Ahoy! cookies. That's a pretty gay name Ehh, it's no gayer than Otis Spunkenmeyer's Peanutbutter Semen Cookies, and those are delicious. I filled out my leave form saying I was going to take off the days that DS9 was coming out on DVD. I don't think I'll mutilate and dramatically shorten my body for Voyager. I'll probably still skip work, though. And once Enterprise is out, I'm quitting whatever job or school I have and watching 16 hours of Star Trek a day for a month. Then I can die, I guess. They really should just get this war over with. And give me a sandwhich. If there's two things I want from the government, it's war and sandwhiches. Will do, Jew We'll see, tree. Wait, your name is tre, nevermind:~( Nevermind, melon rind. This is an oddity. You know those triangle sandwhich holders? That have like two halves of a sandwhich in them? Well, this is a "jumbo" sandwhich... it has three sandwhich halves. Now, I'm no mathamalogician, but I don't think that's right. Yup, three identical triangles... each more identical than the last. Hmm, well, let me explain what you missed. The blonde daughter is doing the stupid guy who looks like Elvis. The brunette daughter is doing the frizzy haired guy who looks like Felicity. All of Roseannes friends turn out to be lesbians. Also, her mom for some reason. And Dan still loves her no matter what. Oh, and their uptight neighbors can't appreciate their down-home blue-collar American style. I saw a commercial for IHOP with a 2CV in it. It was early in the morning and may have been a dream. It was about a stuffed French toast sale. Actually, the busy life of Chris Reid does end. In 2012, in a firey car accident... or was it the work of a jealous lover? Only Natasha Slutvoyka-Reid knows the truth. And Chris He died in the firey car accident. Or did he? Only Chris Reid-Almond knows the truth. And Natasha Slutvoyka-Reid No, she doesn't know. My mom gave me some mardi gras beads this morning. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to flash her or not, so I didn't. Also, when 12 year old Keiko insists to O'Brien that she's still his wife, that's the creepiest Star trek moment ever. i bought a cordless mouse! I thought I got one once, but it turned out it was just a rat somebody had cut the tail off of. <-|_#/O\#_|-> Excalibur. I spent all of last night in class ticking off the minutes next to my notes. And by notes I mean drawings of lobsters that I made while the teacher was talking. As great as sharks are, they can't stand up to a robot. I hate A. Fagg a lot, he's the biggest loser I've ever met His friend Briggs is no peach, either. *rimshot* Wait, so it's like a wireless internet thing that he wears all the time? Shouldn't he be beaten up nearly constantly? That doesn't make sense:( Can't you just spray him with water so he'll die? Or show him that impossible graphic from I, Borg? You get a winter starm warning, I get a "HYDROLOGIC STATEMENT" :( She sometimes has a sexy heart amulet... but now she's got an illuminati evil eye amulet of some sort. Little gold heart around your neck = cute. Third, always open all-seeing eye around your neck = evil. Yeah, they tried to scam me that way last time. "Oh, better pre-order a GBA, they'll be really rare!" "Opps, they're too rare to preorder! Better buy one from China! You'll get it two days early!" And I did. Great days, nutzo, great days. I hate everything. Except Trelane. It just doesn't make sense, women can't kill aliens. Women should be making me a ham sandwich, not killing aliens Hells yeah, I hear what you're saying, Shamus. But the world aint like that no more. That's like the goose that laid the golden egg, but it turned out to be just a yellow regular egg. ace ace's an exam no matter how well he does. Unless he doesn't do it. And if you manually pry ace off of an exam, you're de-acing it. hmm, and where's Briggs? I was expecting that report from him an hour ago Report to you?! Oh no, I sent him to explode the hydro-dam! How many TOmb Raider games have there been, anyway? I should probably play them. Me too Then lets make a pact to buy used copies of Tomb Raider games and play them. We can call it the Gallagher-Lesnick Universal Constant pact. It'll be like a book club, only without books. And instead, realistic 3d-modelled breasts Ultra-realistic. Of course people care about 9-11... it's 200 units better than 7-11. Imagine a regular gulp plus 200 extra units. Or a big bite hot dog... plus 200 more big bite hot dogs. Wow, I'm almost glad I'm watching little bits of porn from Kazaa instead of the speech. Geodude is strong against every fucking thing. Shit no, BJ aint putting no barbeque sauce in his bleeping calzone, Weimar. What about Kris Kristofferson's "Zeus, God of Olympus and bane to mortal man" album? So don't wake up at eight, slipperface. I get up at 5:00 every morning, and I walk ten miles in the snow. Then I walk ten miles back and ride a car to work. The car has a heated seat. Did you get to sex up that Asian chick? no Dash. Did you get to sex anyone up? no :( Dammit, what kind of game has no sex upping? I have an intense desire to do Zoidberg's "Freedom, freedom, freedom, oi!" dance:( Probably the e-bubble. It was created by evil hacker Andrei Tartarovsky, aka "Tartarfish". It travelled the internet sucking in businesses and crushing them. |||||-------$^$^$---___: LeHah is a dork. This is the church, and this is the steeple. Open them up, and see all the people. Yay, March 17th. We'll have a war for a week, then a new kind of GameBoy. Neat, we can play Pokemon while we watch the war. Wowie zowie, "Bacon is my friend" is a great saying. Trelane is a friend of LOAF... who stared in Sex Vixens 12 with WildFire... who is married to Kevin Bacon. Dan Finkelstein was in Wing Commander (1999) with David Suchet, David Suchet was in Perfect Murder, A (1998) with Gerry Becker, Gerry Becker was in Trapped (2002) with Kevin Bacon. Yay Hmm, 'DP' stands for Double Penetration, right? I spent the night in a girls dorm, but not in the good way:( No:( But I had six bacon cheeseburgers. And got a lot of Star Trek comic books. Scarily, I did impress a girl by telling her I was responsible for the school having those blue emergency phones:( She didn't get the joke and assumed I was some kind of womens rights protester, I guess. Another thing I learned: stupid college girls have no interest in trading anything for 150 bear heads. My brother and I went around trying to find somebody to trade the bear heads to, a la Deep Space Nine's stem bolts and yamuk sauce. But no luck:( Yeah. Well, now I've got almost every Star Trek comic. Except the scary ones from the seventies. The Tuxedo does have whatshername. You know, that girl I'm always wanting to have sex with. Jackie Chan MILITARY INTELLIGENCE? THAT'S A CONTRADICTION IN TERMS! LOLMEOW! Wait, no, that isn't remotely funny. In a perfect world I'd be shot in the head for saying something that stupid. LeHah's the guy who starts the rumor about the subarmine, ncodb is the guy who believes him. They're opposite signs of the same vomitous cookie. You know, a milano. (BUUUURN! Take that, pepperidge farm) Seriously, folks, I love milanos! My wife is a milano! I really need to expand my standup comedy act outside of jokes that are racist to specific types of cookies. So I'm at this bar downtown and this *guy* starts hitting on me! "What are those, moon pants? You know, America faked the moon landings." and stuff! What am I, an E.L. Fudge cookie? "Frosty? One of those pricks from Johnsonville? Hell yeah, I know that dick." If you had friends who worked for some kind of ass cleaning service you could say "With friends like these, who needs enemas!" That'd really be the only reason to know people like that, though. My win ratio is 4 to 20 I think. Heh heh heh, I dig. 4-20, like the Rand-Capbot 420 series robot speech module. The most awesome fringe Rand-Capbot speech module there is. A mummy being taken to a research center by the Enterprise comes alive and takes over the ship, steering it towards Romulan space. These old Star Trek comics sound amazingly great. I ordered a ham and cheese omlette. And the guy was like "Ham and cheese, yes?" And I was like "Yes, ham and cheese." Then, when the food arrived, I got a ham and cheese sandwhich. So my mom said "No, he wanted a ham and cheese omlette." At which point I had to decide between going "No, I'll keep the sandwhich" or "Yeah, an omlette."ü Couldn't you just have both? :( That was, naturally, my solution. Someday when cadets take the Ben Lesnick Brunch Test at the academy, they'll always fail because they can't figure out to have both. Hmm, I have one card that's longer than my Voodoo 5 in there... one of the MIDI cards is a full length card. "Full length" is computer speak for "longer than can physically fit inside a computer". There's no peanut butter in Europe. We had to smuggle suitcases of peanutbutter when I lived there. We got like four jars of peanut butter every few months when my dad went to the US or somebody we knew visited. So we had to conserve it. Eventually we made friends with the British people who ran the American Store and they found some way to get peanut butter. I don't know why British people ran an American store. And they're giving us off next Monday. It's "professional day", so in theory I'm supposed to do something to better myself. I'll probably watch Dr. Who. Life is good, forever! Frostillucus would be a good name. I like ketchup. I don't put it on eggs, but I'll put it on anything else. Except the eggs on that superburger, I put ketchup on those. I'm not really in a very Star Warsy place right now. Star Wars is like the girlfriend who dumped you, but occasionally still gives you Peanut Butter cups. Do Me, Cool Trelane http://www.whatbadgerseat.com/ Oh well, better get to work. Vending machines don't fill themselves!!! Ones in Japan will. They have vending machines that go around filling vending machines, probably. You put a quarter in one and it goes and puts hamburgers in another. you better be careful, robots are out to get your job wild I used to be worried about that, but it'll probably be a while before science figures out how to make a robot that does absolutely nothing. I'm all about color balance, yo. I remember once I was going to marry this girl, but it turned out she had too much red tint. You know what game has the exact gameplay from Privateer? Privateer. Privateer only runs on SUN Microsystems Sunputer 3. Or DOS. Also, not the one I said before DOS. I'm just going to stick a Mac in my unit and attach it to the PC stuff with a KVM switch dealy. Yeah, I don't really hate Briggs either. But it's fun to pretend. Yeah, you can't hate ace. I would say that WildWeasel goes through periods of giant dongitude. He'll probably be fine later. What the world needs now is a list of every Star Trek novel. It sucks when something says "Refreshments will be served" but when you get there it's just a jug of apple cider and a bunch of paper cups True-er words have never been spoken, potato bake. Helloaf. How're the kids? Good, Jenna's growing up nice and firm;) Remember 'webrings'? Man, 1994 was stupid. Since we can now compare regular (communist) toast to freedom toast, we now know what freedom truly means. L-oaf is in the h-izouse. Manta me up some rays, word-diggity, home slice. Blu mchen? But I just met him! does any one know calculus?? CALL ME>:o 301 943 3042!!!!!! Trelane isn't an open minded fellow at all. Between getting up half an hour ago and coming here he beat up for black guys for being Jewish. And they weren't! Trelane is gay, though. He's the gayest fellow I know. He gaily goes about the day, picking flowers and singing a gay song to himself. :D---------| TELECARD |ü that's a fancy emoticonü Emoticon nothing, that's real life. OH NO! YOU BURNED YOUR FACE AND SHAVED YOUR CD! * LOAF ---(=) o,o (=)---üThat's the emoticon for the home alone face slap, I assume. For the Home Alone 2 face slap, you add a two afterwards. Hehe, that syrum was just pickle juice with salt in it. I ate a box of cookies to show my support for the war against Iraq. A bunch of plants outside were converting sunlight into energy to show their support. http://shop.lego.com/product.asp?id=%7BDB61993E%2D3E9F%2D11D7%2D8092%2D00065BA09B53%7D That's the most awesome Lego thing ever. All I got was this lame wig made entirely out of diamonds. I don't like chapstick. I'm fairly anti-chapstick. Well, try it for a few days, see if you like it, if not I'll put your lips back on at no extra charge. Will do, Mildew No way, Manta Ray. I don't like the font that Immortality123 uses I don't like anything about her. Conquer. Also, NecroHobbit Ditto. We should fix them up. With ravenous dogs. http://www.timrusstribute.com/Music.htm This just goes to show you that what I'm always saying is right: it sure would be great if Tuvok could sing and have a CD of his music. Wow, you almost missed your own wake. We'd have started already if *someone* (ie, Frosty) had brought the pinatas. But Frosty loves candy. Sometimes when things aren't candy but still look sort of like it, like cheap jewerly or somesuch, he'll still eat it just because he loves candy so much. Even though he usually knows it's *not* candy. "Dodge, neon!", I yelled as the giant lighted tube collapsed onto him. hmm, and I know he lives in MacKimmie hall Mac & Me. A hall named after the greatest McDonalds sponsored ET-like movie of the early to mid eighties! hehe, wow, I remember that movie Hah! I tricked you into using your powerful brain! I love you Abbey. Ha ha! He loves girls! What a fag! And he's talking about Abbey the nurse from ER. Ben Lesnick, if you ever go to this site, I want you to know that you've ruined all dances for me. Now I refuse to go to school dances because of the bad experiance at the Sheruth-Levison dance. http://www.city.bloomington.in.us/police/blotters/2002/bl12-19-02.html Hah-hah If there were a DVD fire and I had to lose half my stuff, a lot of it would probably be anime. Anyone wanna lend me 600 dollars? I want to, but big Jake says he'll break my knees if I don't make half back. Ten minutes left of part one of my day. Then it's open season in sandwhich city. * LOAF duckjob.wav Today... is thursday. I need to write a screenplay. I'll make... Trelane help. I'm at work:( They're getting ready to abandon the office, though. This is an excellent opportunity to steal my desk nametag thing. Then do it, Shoe-it Already done, hot-dog bun. Hmm, would anyone reccomend/disreccomend eating an "Artificially Flavored Banana Pie"? It's yellow and rubbery. It tastes like something from 1957. It's not bad. I like treacle No one likes treacle. Not even on pancakes? Wait, what's treacle? Because I'm thinking pig testicles. You put butter and syrup on panckes. Also, on Freedom Toast. Life has become weird and scary:( I'm using "Trillian". Because that's what this desk has at it. Dash, the woman who normally works here doesn't have Windows Japanese language fonts installed:( Eee, and when I smiley it makes a weird three-d thingamabob. TRELANE! NO! :-o Dammit. You're welcome to come here as early as you want, though. We could all get together in Maryland and play Armada or do whatever Maryland things non Marylanders like doing. Or, you know, just get together and figure out mean things to do to Weasel. Oh, tye and Monee need a room, if you get my drift;) I'm talking, of course, about the human need for shelter. Ehh, forgetting to go to work beats forgetting to leave work. Trelane, you can eat a burger for dinner, lunch and breakfast. *Especially* breakfast. I'd like ace, Tre and TC to make it, too. That'd be totally hard-core. * BanditLOAF sets mode +Anton I'd prefer the Marriott Hmmm, as much as I hate Hades and everything he believes in, also the Marriott. A party that serves mashed potatoes would be awesome. Geek on: I ordered the Region 2 version of Star Trek IV so I could see the alternate intro. (mmm) Wow, this has all sorts of crazy symbols. (octopus) Wow, Horsea broke because it has a frowny guy inside it. Trelane, you really (bug) me. I enjoy delicious (food)! Yeah, we convinced Frosty to skip classes like us. Which is a real disservice, since he isn't super-smart. Im gonna go play some Capcom EO and get destroyed, catch you guys later. Yeah, Captain Eo is a good movie. There are no thought police on IRC, Trelane. Which is why Byydo will always win the prize for worst pickup line ever. Wait! Show me kindness, for I am a magic fish. And I shall grant you... a magic wish. Or I'll use my magic to kill you if you get in my way, whichever's easiest. Generally, the latter is easiest.üIn fact, there's never been a situation where i've had to provide a magic wish for someone. I'm not even entirely sure I'm capable of doing that. But hoo-boy, when you're looking for a magic killing strangers fish, I'm your man. Then, my friend, I feel we shall make very beautiful music together. With a Great White tribute band, Hammer Head. AHH! Saying brb made a BRB sign:( Oh no, it did it twice. Dear (lord) what have we done? I'd like to (f) her (up) her (a). This program is truly horrible. So, I got my Abra up to L16 and it evolved into a Kadabra. Then I traded it to my sister and then traded it back. Bing-bam-boom, I've got an Alakazam. Chronologically, Data isn't dead yet. Also, I'm pretty sure there's a Star Trek novel where Data comes back from the far future to do something or other. So he probably gets realivened at some point. So, what did the man who's cat and donkey won a prize say? What a cat-ass-trophy! That's pretty good, you should send it into Reader's Digest Or Reader's Digest for Women. (It's all pictures) Get some kind of disease, they always have it at the doctors. And Highlights: For Children. Which leaves the impression that there's some kind of adult Highlights. But there isn't. http://www.ashleighbanfieldlive.com/westbank010.jpg I want that hat so bad. "Wow! You work in TV?" "No! Why would you say that?" That's the point, Frostilicus. I have a flag of a lobster in my room. It's covered by my new shelf, though :( I find it hard to believe that Frosty wasn't familiar with basic seamanship. (301!) My pro-war livejournal entry got more responses than one about something important like a new kind of Legos :( I'm going to eat a brownie in support of the war I'm gonna sit here for a while to support the war. Hmm, I'll open WinAMP to support the war. Ooh, Sir Mix A Lot - Babys Got Back.mp3. Take that, Saddam. I vote Frosty in '04. Until '04, Trelanes will be used. If you're talking about President Lincoln's 1862 decision to reverse Congressional Mandate 197, I think you're onto something. I got a fajita at McDonalds earlier, and it had a smiley sticker on it. So I stuck the sticker on my glasses case. Mario "Ghost" Thecantinaladder Women shouldn't be allowed to go to college. It seems to make them stupid. Hmm, I'll pay you one cent per Pokemon drawing. I'm not paying for pre-existing Pokemon ASCII drawings, though. That's like having the cow when you can get milk for free. I think our way is clear: we must write and produce a sitcom for UPN. I'm thinking... follow me here... black people... who do stuff. "If you touch the feeler on the top of its head, it will release a horrible stink to protect itself." It's odd how that's the Pokedex entry for both Caterpie *and* Frosty Actually, Frosty releases a horrible stink when he's aroused. Of course, he's aroused by the same things that terrify Caterpie. (Men) And you know what this means? That's right, it's... 13#WingNut's 300th Frosty is Gay Joke! Woo! Door prizes for all. And Frosty sexuality trivia! And an exciting designer chat with Briggs. Hmm, it'd be equally hilarious if after 48 hours they just say there isn't going to be a war. Hippies would have spent their incomes funding America's sagging posterboard industry. And all would be well again. Iraq doesn't exist, man. It's all a conspiracy made up by the man to get *oil*. Also, oil doesn't exist. It's all a conspiracy made up by the man to get gas. I mean, do they honestly expect us to believe that this so-called "oil" turns into gasoline?üI've never seen coke turn into sprite, is all I'm saying. Except that one time, at the San Francisco Coke Magic exhibition. But they used mirrors and shit. They'd throw a mirror into the audience and yell "watch out, a mirror!" and then switch the drinks.üWhat was I talking about again? Oh, yeah, I'd definately have sex with that teen starlette. We got Phox news at 5 too :( Wow, I wonder why I did that. There's no reasonable explanation for spelling FOX with a P. Unless... I was secretly writing Enterprise fanfic in my head. So, I've got two tickets to see astronauts. The only problem is that there's a guy in a tractor threatening to blow up DC. Wow, two, eh? Who's the lucky lady? ;) ;) You don't know her :~( And she's clearly not very lucky. The tractor is funny, it has a big sign about respecting veterans and an upside down flag on it. I sense a bad joke on the horizon Whore Izon? I just met him! I need to get a friend, so I can play Magic with them You don't need a friend. If we can solve the need for women with a wet towel, we should be able to solve the need for Magic: The Gathering players with a similar innovation. I'm gonna go take a nap before when I get up from my nap to take another nap, bbiab I enjoy collecting them and learning the game far more than I enjoy interacting with other people. Still, we could play some CCGs at Dragon*Con. I'd be partial to Wing Commander or Star Trek... or the Dune CCG. Or Sim City, because that's awesome. They've done a damn good job with the new Pokemon. I mean, Zigzagcoon? Hell yes. I caught a "Slakoth". It's a sloth... and it can only attack once every two turns. The in-between turns it's "loafing". I want to spend the rest of my life in bed playing Pokemon and watching wars on TV. I told my mom I refused to go for a physical. So she set up an "interview". The doctor said he wouldn't give me any more Zoloft if he didn't interview me :( Apparently you can only get about nine perscriptions from my doctor until he actually wants to meet you. I wish my bad eye had some cool thing about it :( Like it could be completely white or all bloody or something. Just so you know it's messed up and that I'm one awesome dude. Fuck that, I was at the store today, a parrot costs *$1,500*. Heh heh heh, that Godzilla. I wouldn't throw it out of bed for eating crackers ;) Or you could dye your hair purple and be Leela. But you'd have to shave your beard for that That would offend Allah. And I, Mohammed Al-Mohammed Mohammedbar, wouldn't want to risk that. Thanks to the fact that Best Buy is really, really dumb, mine was five dollars. Yeah. The guy assumed my pre-order receipt meant I'd paid for the games already. So he just let me have them. Ten dollars total, but I gave Ruby to my sister. I went to Olive Garden today. The concept of unlimited bradsticks intrigued me. Apparently they were breadsticks, though. Cheesefries are a great concept. The guy who came up with melting cheese onto fries and then putting bacon in the cheese is a genius. Last night my mom and I saw Albert Einstein driving a BMW sportscar. Always remember... I love you... for your money. Even when I think they blow, they evolve into something awesome. Like those two cacoons. That look the same. At level ten they each turn into some awesome butterfly thing. I generally spend all my money on balls, though, so I can't lose. Much like Parker Lewis. In that he spends an extraordinary amount of money on balls. Frosty needs a Lindone. Since he goes to Lindone State U. I hope they blow up that stupid tower. It was there during the last war too. I hate that tower so much. Oh, that's not spam, my new e-mail is iboneemall@youngyoungporn.it I was e-mailing you re: the size of his cock and her hole. Hello, Asher Frosty. We have recommendations for you. And you blow ass. (If you're not Asher Frosty, click here.) Yeah, Nintendo's Pirateer 2: The Darkness is a pretty lame ripoff. Oddly, it also stars Christopher Walken. I'm gonna go watch Pokemon: The First Movie, Pokemon 2000 and Pokemon 3, to get ready. I'll be watching the first movie to protest war, the second to support war and the third to protest our nations school systems. you can make a pink gamecube Yeah, all you do is cut it. They bleed pink. Lets face it, if America were being bombed, I'd be shopping. I need a Pokemon break Oh, please. There are five year old kids in *IRAQ* who don't *get* a Pokemon break. And they don't even have Pokemon Ruby yet. And they won't, for a month. They have to play Crystal, and they have to play it EVERY DAY FOR EIGHT HOURS. WITH NO BREAKS, EXCEPT FOR SNACKS Wow, why am I wearing a sweatshirt? Why do I even own a sweatshirt? Something odd is going on. You blowing is of no concern to me, LOAF. Speaking of sweatshirts, when I was a kid my brothers and I called those Entemans chocolate donuts "Sweathearts". I'm not really sure why. I got an Abra. They're a cast iron bitch to catch. So are we taking a break? That's what Rachel said, but then she got pissed when I slept with the girl from the copy store. And I caught a weird Pokemon that looks like the moon and also is made of the moon. There shall be Pokemon movies forever. Hence the 'ever' after each title. Wow, that reminds me of that time I was dating a giant poster of Saddam Hussein. SHIT SHIT SHIT! TURN ON CNN! They say there's going to be a new He-Man series in Argentina! Oh, yeah, Trelane, Ralts called, he wants his horribleness back. If you want something done, you have to get ChrisReid interested enough to do it for you. I don't like CNN. They seem really boring. Also, all the CNN people got kicked out of Iraq, so they don't have as much to say. Wait, why is your Google in spanish? And your start button says 'Inicio' :( You must be from some terrifying mirror universe. This episode has everything: Indians in space for some reason, Wesley visiting the Enterprise... and... that's it. Wow! I wonder what Wil Wheaton.net says about the war! Wil Wheaton needs to be beaten to death and set on fire, now more than ever. Rallies in general are stupid. "Yay for me! I have an opinion!" Unless... do these rallies involve witty sayings written on posterboard? Possibly something about the president that rhymes? Because hoo-boy, that'd change my opinion in a minute. Bush Suck(s), Use your Tackle Attack, Muk! No more war! Lets eat smore(s)! DROP BABIES OUT OF THEIR WOMBS, NOT BOMBS FUCK THE RIGHT, WE LOVE BIG-BITES. HELL NO/WE WON'T GO/UNLESS SOME MEAT YOU THROW/INTO OUR WINDOW(s) HAVE SOME GUTS/PROVIDE FREE DONUTS But the description (Ross' college thinks he's dead and no one cares) sounded really good. I feel really bad. Just last week I had my "Saddam can suck my cock" tattoo removed. I said, "I'm not nine years old anymore, I don't need it" And now there's another war :( Hey, last time some crazy guy said that if you brought him Saddam's ear he'd give you a million dollars and a trip to Hawaii... with the changes in the dollar, that's probably 1.2 million dollars and a trip to Guam now. What do we want? AMORPHOUS MEAT TUBES ON ROLLS! HOW DO WE WANT THEM? WITH CHEESE AND KETCHUP! Mystery bags? That's just the sort of far-right propaganda that has created a RACIST ANTI HOT-DOG CULTURE IN THE WORLD TODAY! One, two, three, four, lets forget about the war, five, six, seven, eight, put hot dogs on our plates! ugh, i hate hot dogs... i prefer REAL sausages Go back to Marguezville, sausageer. Fetuses are probably pretty tasty. And that's the true story of how Bandit "LOAF" Lawson scared away all the Australians and returned normalicy to the channel. Brits don't get shot down. They run into helicopters. Geodude evolved into... something. And then something else when I traded him and then traded him back. At gamestop you can trade your regular GBA for a GBASP for $60 A savings of nearly $41. (to be specific -- $40) I want to give my regular GBA to my brother. Don't do that, what did your brother ever do for you? He had sex with your girlfriend while you weren't looking, that's what. Hehe, girlfriend. Yeah, you know, Briggs. I really want to carry around a bottle of Hawaiian punch. Then I can offer it to people, and then when they say no, I'll go "Your loss" and drink some. This would work best in the desert. I broke my brothers head once. They had to staple it closed. I threw him into a chair. He started screaming and screaming, but my parents wouldn't believe him. Then he took a bath and the water turned all red. So they took him to the hospital. When I was a kid I told my other brother to jump off the back steps of my house. Which are about a story above ground. And he did it. I'm very pursuasive ;-) When my grandfather died, we discovered that he kept 12 loaded guns under his mattress. I'm not really sure what he was waiting for, but it would have been neat if it had happened. Pearl Harbor taught us that bombs don't actually hurt anyone, that they just harmlessly bounce people into the sea. Bring back the girl in the pink suit:~( Who, I assume, is also the girl the AOL Instant Messenger guy slept with last night. What's the most advanced assault helicopter? Is it the Longbow? Star of Jane's AH-64 Longbow, Jane's AH-64 Longbow II and Jane's AH-64 Longbow Little Three ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, QUIT STEALING FROM THE SEA-FLOOR! FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, LETS JUST EAT A JUICY STEAK! Hmm, I should give out my own oscars. I need a picture of the airplane and a list of movies from last year. Dammit, Frosty:( You have to be like an embedded reporter for me. Except you're embedded in your dorm watching FOX News. We've got Asher Lawson live from Lindone University. Asher, what's going on from where you are? We've heard reports that enemy troops are armed with weapons, what do you know about this? Tommy Franks is fun. I'd definately buy him a pita if I met him at the pita restaurant. Also, there'd have to be a pita restaurant. I like Rumsfeld making fun of reporters, too. He seems like he's probably a horrible horrible person who'd kill his own mother just for the sake of having a dead mother, but he's a great press guy. "Airy" would be a good name for a My Little Pony, but not the presidents press guy In Argentina, Syria is called 'Brazil'. Tommy Franks...sounds like a mafia guy, the Zionist Mafia! Yeah, he's the Zionist Mafia's strongman. You try to muscle in on the Zionist Mafia, they send Tommy The Gun after you. <^Nohbody_> After having glanced at some of the titles in the list of "A" movies, I wonder if anyone has ever tried to make a porn-specific version of IMDb. It's a tough job, but if you send me the porn, I'll do it. We could use the magic eight-ball to decide. (Frosty and three other men) I can't decide whether I should go to Statistics or not Oh, I know, hit random livejournal and the first appearance of the word yes or no will decide. Also, if the background is black, don't go. If it's white, do go. It's white :( I didn't finish. If it's white, do go... to the bathroom, and then skip class. The random livejournal button is a good way to remember that everyone else in the world is stupid. "You have 1 Smileygram!! There is a Smileygram waiting for you! We guarantee this smileygram will bring a smile to your face. If it does, please remember to share it with all your friends & family!" Whew, good thing I took that quiz, I'd have never known. I'm going down to funkytown and I'm taking all of you bastards with me. A Y-Host can be connected to the G-Host via a routing tubule. Orange isn't my favorite color. Once I break the news to CNN that quizilla uses a flawed unreliable system, I'll be a millionaire My goodness, I'm a reporter for CNN! I'll get this straight to the front page! (Of the Humanities Section M-12) QUIZILLA FLAWED! Iraq kills robots "-Sensitive- You're Sensitive, and you'd like to stay that way. Sorry,listened to a bit too much Jewel there. You're sweet and very emotionally charged. You definitely love the person you're with, and always want to know how they're feeling so you can make sure they're happy." :~( I loved me so much. If Thissledown, home of the Orcish Hoards, falls, then so falls the empire. I don't think I would want a girlfriend that likes video games as much as I do You'd have to get two game systems. Or play loser-ass two player games. Anyway, long story short, I read the abbreviated version of War and Peace. I think you all missed my horrible pun :( * LOAF gives Frosty the secret 3DO handshake. That's right, we're part of that exclusive club. Our numbers get smaller each day :~( Thousands of 3DO owners go to their deaths each day. They were our greatest generation. Everything Volleyball probably sucks. If there was, like, lesbian sex volleyball, that'd be fun. You'd get a video sequence whenever you hit the ball. You're preaching to the choir, bro. The *meat* choir. YOU TOLD BRIGGS ABOUT OUR PRIVATE SEXY TEST?! #75 on the menu. Guapo Mega Burger. No, it's not, because the food is horrifically disgusting. It's the dirtiest, most run-down restaurant ever. It's like a walking advertisement for asking why the health service hasn't shut it down. But they make one great burger. If you ever come to DC, you'll have to eat there. Not Hades, though, I don't think he could stomach it. It's a burger with two meats, eggs and butter on it, it can't not be great. There's apparently a gift shop there. I'm rather curious about what they sell. Hopefully Holocaust Museum shotglasses. he got kicked out, ace's dad is the mayor now Wow, Thaddeus Strevell IV is mayor now? So I was about to eat my sandwich when I realized I forgot to put mustard on it. That was a crazy bit of excitement in an otherwise drab day You've lead quite a life, Trelane. Yeah, hopefully one day, U2 will write a song about me To protest your occupation of Ireland. The monolithic Trelaneocracy of the year 2319 doesn't recognize the distinction between North and South. Because you've gotten very stupid from living so long. I want to start a campaign against spaying and neutering your pets. Just because I'm a jerk. Eight days. Like that Beatles Song: Yellow Submarine. You can probably get Super Mario Toilet Paper from Yahoo~Japan Japan invented getting a nuclear bomb dropped on themselves. I like the expression 'the Johto'. It's like where there'd be a Vietnamesque war in Pokemon. "Reporting from Pallet Town's own Second Armored division, from deep whithin the Johto." Are you in the place with all the ash? Are you collecting ash to buy a Pretty Desk? Ehh, if you go to Russia, who will they say invented the computer? John Eniac or Mikael Gamestopovitch? Lanette? Bill invented the Pokemon storage system, damn it We should operate under the assumption that Kanto and Houen are enemies. Freedom, freedom, freedom, OI! I need to restock my great balls Mine usually restock themselves in an hour or so. I was just thinking that. Wait, no I wasn't, because I'm not SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH FROSTY. God dammit. I fought them for three tours in the Johto. hmm, wait, are we on Kanto or Houen's side? I'm not really sure. Since we made up the conflict, we can probably pick. (Much like the situation in Iraq) Bulbasaur? Please. Please, seriously *please*. He's just a tool of their petty mind-domination schemes. A freaking tool, Mike. You know there's no Poliwag in Houen yet? No freaking Poliwag. It's a little known fact that Frosty loves Charmeleon. Not Charizard or Charmander... just Charmeleon. Don't crap in my salad and call it crasalad. Don't croissant in my sandwhich and call it a croissandwhich. Back. Got some juice for my sore throat. And some twixes to support the war To quote a guy writing about some rock star who killed himself, how high? What is the difference between Ruby and Sapphyire? It basically boils down to whether or not you want a huge flying whale or a big magma critter. I don't like fighting Team Aqua, though. Because I fully support their cause. I think the Plusle:Minun ratio is reversed, too. My sister and I each caught two of our kind and traded, though. She named hers Blue, though, which is sort of annoying. I want a Wailmer so bad. So bad I can *taste* it. Which is why Gillian from Star Trek IV hates me. I evolved a Magikarp. It was a tough but satisfying ride. Much like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yeah, evolving a Magikarp is one of the most rewarding experiences in modern life In fact, some might argue that the long patch to Gyrados is the only truly real experiences through which modern man can pass. Training up a Magikarp is a lot like birthing and raising a child, only much much harder, more painful and more demanding. Yeah, anyone who says childbirth is painful has obviously never played Pokemon enough Yeah. Stupid women. And that one guy. I have a sign that says "Ben Lesnick". But not anymore. I stole it and brought it home. Joining delegates will be author Farai Chideya, Marian Wright Edelman of the Children’s Defense Fund, and Jason Natske, 20-year-old mayor of Valente, N.Y. Wow, Jason Natske is real. kelly69@bayside.k12.ca.us I wonder what Screech's email is Obviously, SuperPowers@bayside.k12.ca.us Well, people who have sex blow. No, Frosty hates Ford. I read about it at fordvschevy.com what's a fhaggot? Ask Ghost. I think it's Spanish (espanola) for Trigger Fish. The MSNBC guy was talking about how much he loves A-10s earlier. And he talked to a general who flew them when he was a pilot, whose son flew them, and whose daughter now flies them. A family of A-10 pilots is awesome. THe only non cool time travellers have been: Princess Diana, Dr. Rasputin Millunarvitch and the guy who invented JC Pennys. (Jesus Christ) They were giving out fake The Core newspapers at the theater the other night. One of the headlines was "MANNED MISSION TO THE CORE COMMANDED BY A WOMAN!" How come the AIM guy gets more women than I do? That woman was pretty hot. I wish I had a picture. Because I'm just the saddest man ever. Ghost is a loser. Once he married a cat. Chris' best friend is a shoe. An honest to goodness shoe. You're right, I need to buy a bunch of Star Trek reference manuals and put them together on the shelf. TC, there will be no dick sucking on my watch. Unless I get one of those watches where it can download an internet picture. And then I download a picture of a dick being sucked. Do they have watches like that? Because that'd be great. BROOD X! BROOD X! *** Vlad (~loaf@160.253.10.76) has joined #WingNut Et tu, Ghost? * SleepinGhost stabs Vlad Well, you'll get yours... because Robot Ceaser is *INVULNERABLE*! And he shoots atomic bombs. Hurn, I hurt my back last night. Luckily, it was doing something *sexy* ;) (lifting boxes full of Star Trek novels) Ugh, I need some of that candy that makes your back pain go away. What is it called, Reeces Pieces? Hehehe, the Eagle's Talon was just the Tiger's Claw for losers. (For those unfamiliar, the TCS Eagle's Talon was a Bengal strike carrier upon whose service the Hubble's Star and Hell's Kitchen missions of WC1 were based...) * Vlad returns to his soft and loamy state. *** Vlad is now known as LOAF You poor saps are missing the week-long Montgomery Kollege Shakespeare festival. Montgomery County has lots of great stuff in it. The last surviving Arado Blitz, for instance. And... and...................... that's it. Wow, I've become some sort of god here. Because I fixed the network printer. Here's what I did: plugged the ethernet cable into it. Ptth, the news is all complaining about this sandstorm. All they need is a pair of go-goggles, and then they can travel through the desert. (Although it's not a good place to train low-level Bradly Fighting Vehicles, since wild Trappinches prevent you from switching to other parts of your lineup) Also, what is a Bradly Fighting Vehicle? They keep mentioning them. Are they like tanks loser cousins? Bradley, Patton´s friend Friend... or *more* ;)? Now there's a concept for a sitcom! It'll be like All in the Family, except with Patton instead of whatshisface. > BREAKING NEWS U.S. military says six Iraqi satellite jamming devices intended to disrupt targeting have been destroyed. Details to come. What the heck does that mean? Do they jam satellites, or are they satellites that jam stuff? Because if there was an awesome space battle, that'd be awesome. They jam GPS. So that some of our weapons can't navigate. That's not as exciting. I prefer to believe they put a giant laser on the Atlantis and shot it up to engage battle satellites. Also, Russia sold them the Satellites, so we'll declare war on them and there'll be a bloody knife fight on the ISS. It just blows so hard that they freaking built skylab 2, built the rocket it was to be launched on and then said 'ah, screw it, give it to a museum'. If you donate $5,000 dollars, you can be part of the George Bush Assosciation Super Premium, or GBA SP. maybe I dont want to be part of GBA SP but I want a GBA SP of my won Yeah, a GBA SP of my wang would be great. schlong sounds like a german. like a german. Shot for the very first time... Extra German Olive Oil. It has lots of hot dogs in it. I woke up at 3. But then I fell asleep around 3:45. Hoo boy, though, did I have some fun in those 45 minutes;) (1 episode, Star Trek: The Next Generation) It's going to be Doctor -> Best Buy -> Doctor -> Doctor -> Sleep -> Work -> School -> Sleep -> Deep Space Nine Hey, yeah, maybe hamtwoslices.com I hope it's not taken. Dash it, I want to set up hamtwoslices now before I realize I don't want to anymore:( You're not thinking of going to class? Don't you realize that this is International American Patriot day? Huf-puf-huf-puf skip class. Huf-puf-huf-puf, you don't have nearly enough ash. Lets see... you would need 5,053 more ashes to make a pretty desk. Briggs, front ant center. Report to the front Ant Center, now. Dammit, move, move, move, we need you to carry larvae. Luvdisc, baby, luvdisc. Don't you take risks, luvdisc. The luvdisc is a fish where we can GET-TO-GETHER Not LOAF, the greatest American patriot of all. The guy who shot Paul Revere... at George Washington. Luvdisc, Hades, Luvdisc It's just you and me, now! We decide this here! *I* still say FOX's American Idol is twice as good as a new set of silverware. :~( Wait, you don't dare ruin my reputation as someone who can talk a man out of their pants :( Ghost gave me that reputation, and it's special to me. Dec 2, 2003: ST:DS9 Season Seven DVD Set U.S. Release. That'll be a good day. A damned good day. You bet your ass Now there's a gameshow. http://www.agonist.org/archives/000801.html#000801 "Gotham City is now under the control of the Joker and the Penguin. Batman has been disabled. You are now at our mercy. Bwahahahaha!!!" "People of Earth! The path you are on is madness! Those of my world once hated and feared the 'others', those who were pink on the right, and grey on the left, but no longer. . ." I'd change the internet if I could, but I can't. Unless... Wait, that didn't work. When I traveled to the past to meet you as a kid, you knew me. Except that hasn't happened yet... or has it? Yeah, after you died in 2008 I wanted to write a really good eulogy. So I used my time machine to go back and meet you as a kid. I probably should have just gone back two days to save you from getting run over by a truck, but you live, you learn. Can't you use it again?:( No, I burned it to prevent anyone else from using it. Theoretically I could make a new one. Since it's built entirely out of paper clips and cardboard boxes. But I'm a lazy lazy man. Frosty is a loser. He wants to get his GameCube professionally colored. I have the Pokemon Cartoon on DVD:( I'm the coolest guy I know. And I know "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan. They're the scariest part of my DVD collection. The only thing people look at and visually shudder. That interloaf page still hasn't loaf for me. They're great, though, they're entirely Pokemon-based without the main characters. Like the things before the movies. There are, indeed, many true wonders in this universe. Ahh, I remember the first time I ever saw Pokemon. It was syndicated on the local UPN before it was popular (the first season). I thought it was amazing, so I rented the first VHS. I bought the first DVD soon after, and the rest is history. I *wish* this war were like a Command & Conquer mission. "We've got our sexy reporter, Svetlana Sexovitch, reporting from the desert. Svetlana?" "Oh, sorry, bill, let me just pick up this pen that I dropped." Yeah, and then she'd get shot. Sexily shot. "11:47 AM: I awaken and realize that I have a class in about ten minutes. Not wanting to be late to that class again, I panic and race to the shower." WildWeasel needs to be beaten in the neck. Running late for class? Better shower! Neat, Pokemon 6Ever. I hope it gets released in the US. We're a bit Pokebehind. There's a guy named Miles O'Brien on CNN Yeah, isn't that wild? What's rockinger is that he's usually their space consultant. So they'll have "Miles O'Brien reports on the space station" Stupid speech class. I've gone 32 years without needing to speak. *** LOAF is now known as Frostee Hello, I'm Asher Frosty Lawson. I go to Lindone State University. My best friend is Briggart "Briggs" Briggardoccio. My mother is Budgeo69, she works at the +Anton Library. ten hamburgers, five live shrimp, a baby shark, ten pounds of friend lard and one pancake with appleberrymelon on it. two small cups of hawaiian punch Here, I'll send you some rocking music. You should get a GameCube. They have a machine that you can plug into the GameCube that will give you sexual pleasure while playing Super Mario: Sunshine. You can get it from Japan, probably. Tell me something that only Frosty would know Hmm, okay. I'm moderately attracted to Briggs. Everyone knows that But not for his mind. Oh, I love getting seafood at the New Deal Inn. It's Steakplace, fruitbasket. Only LOAF would call someone a fruitbasket. Therefore, that is LOAF and I am Frosty Asher-Lawson. we should make a Mix CD of romantic songs and call it the Luvdisc Luvdisc ROX. But yeah, that's a good idea. We can draw a luvdisc on the CD. Frosty can pick out the romantic songs because, you know, he's gay. I need a new rod (For Luvdisc) Bloomin' Onion is way overrated. Another good place for a burger is... the cheesecake factory. That's the only burger I've ever almost not been able to eat. There's an old expression: don't knock it till you've tried it. I think it's about boxing. For the love of crap, why is everyone sold out of Children of Dune CDs? FYE sucks. You suck, blowy mc blowaby. All the Pokemons have a story. An interconnecting epic story. Of love and war and human frailty. * LOAF has used mastercard! ... Children of Dune Soundtrack is caught! Give a name to Children of Dune Soundtrack (y/n)? Salsbury steak here. I think they were invented in Salsbury, MD. That's on the so-called "Eastern Shore". Those Eastern Shore bastards think they're so great. Well, Momma Lesnick's fair-haired boy is going to put a crimp in their style, M1-A1 style. Southie is like the most dangerous place in all of Massachusetts to live Duh. I saw "Good Will Hunting" First they'll hit a cop and then they'll do math problems. hmm, we already had this conversation. Stupid circular time No we didn't. Heh, lets re-enact Good Will Hunting on IRC. :( This already happened No it's not. You can't change history. Oh, also, let me introduce you to my new friend... YOUNG HITLER. He hates Jews, but he'll also be a great leader! Grrr, why does removing the Penthouse Pets DVD from my 'reccomended' also remove the DVD set of video feed from Apollo 15? You'd think it'd work just the opposite. I'll tell you what I told the Duke of Westercheer: I'm not interested. (Yes, I told Hades that) I'd do it, but it'll take forever to come up with amusing captions. It's hard to make Freelancer look fun. It *is* fun, but it doesn't look fun. It looks like a straw hat and a pair of suspenders, to use the farm lingo. The last thing that was fun was killing Rance a lot. A really lot. I like Freelancer. I didn't buy it because they gave it to me for free. In a way I'm like Jesus Christ: I trick people into giving me stuff. Also, Weasel took a nine minute shower. What the hell is that? How can you be in the shower for nine minutes? That's like... nine regular showers in a row. I stopped playing FPS games after the greatest FPS game of all time was released, ruining all future FPS games for me. (Half Life: Blue Shift) You just liked shooting Otises and Barneys. I liked that long before Blue Shift came out. I liked that back in '67 when the original Half Life was released. I remember it well... the country was in the thick of the Vietnam war, and we needed something to take our minds off of the violence in east Asia. Luckily, Valve released Half Life. It'll be great next year when people realize that President Kennedy wasn't actually killed, but rather shot forward to 2004 with a time bullet. Well, you people failed to advise me on getting a sandwhich, so I didn't. You've all earned a special place in hell. (The 4th circle, which is for people who give bad or no sandwhich advice) Satan forces you to make and eat sandwhiches that are entirely mayo all day for eternity. They don't even have bread. Anyway, yesterday the security department called and promised they'd send over a laminated chart showing what to do in case of bioterror. It arrived today, and it's not laminated. I'm not putting this up. Working for the Department of Fisheries was fun. I got to name eight new kinds of fish. Including the Manga Gourami and Lesnick's Lobster. Lossbster would evolve into Wincrab. Also, wincrab.exe would be the best thing ever. "Embedded" should not be pronounced "In-bed." Sure it should. What are you when you're embedded? You're in bed. It's the natural simplificaiton of the language. I told the interviewers the battle was "DISAPPOINTING" I told them it was "ZIGZAGOON" :( It's amazing how much effort Pokemon put into making fun of the inhabitats of a fictional island. That blows. Because Lovey-Dovey Wailmer is awesome. It's the hot new thing. I'm going to start a club based on Lovey-Dovey Wailmer. Hey Briggs, somebody has a crush on you ;) (Frosty's girlfriend Jenna) She's just using Frosty to get to you. You know what we should watch? Three Kings. That's a good Iraq movie, since it's a movie with Iraq in it. Also George Clooney has sex with a journalist, much like the current war. I don't have any Gulf War movies in my war movie section. And I ordered them chronologically. I have, like, a movie for every year of Vietnam, though. Three Ch ch's. Ch ch ch chia. Wait, no. Two. No, three. Yeah, three. Ch ch ch chia. The funk remix has ten, though. And two chias. Chia ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch chia I don't like online games. They're confusing. * LOAF hurts himself in his confusion. Berry Almond is a great taste sensation. I must commit seppuku, the downloading of Japanese internet porn. Imagine all the Ghost, Living for today, Imagine there's no cactus. I don't know how the rest of the song goes. Or, to be frank, that part. Its easy if you try Well, clearly I'm not trying, slice-sneak. SCENE: THE TERRORIST AIRCRAFT CARRIER, IKS ZIGZAGOON. TERRORIST 1: {Haha, foolish Americans, we shall destroy their WORLD TRADE CENTER!} TERRORIST 2: {And one segment of their foolish Pentagon!} TERRORIST 3: {And a field in Pennsylvania!} SADDAM HUSSEIN: {Surely this act of great evil will bring great honor to the evil terrorist empire!} BIN LADEN: {Yes, but I cannot help but wonder if we have awakened the sleeping giant.} AMERICAN 1: Dear god! They've destroyed our WORLD TRADE CENTER! AMERICAN 2: And one segment of our foolish Pentagon! AMERICAN 3: And a field in Pennsylvania! SCENE: SECRET GIANT CAVE, DEEP BELOW DETROIT. SLEEPING GIANT: Raaaarrr. Who dares disturb me? BEN AFFLECK: Terrorists! We've got to go fight them! Even though we're fighter pilots, and not especially good ones at that, lets fly bombers! SCENE: BAGHDAD, THE MOST TERRIFYING CITY OF ALL. BEN AFFLECK: Woo! We've attacked something! SLEEPING GIANT: AHH! I ARE HIT! BOOOO! *dies* BEN AFFLECK: Oh dear God. I've got to get back and have sex with his girlfriend. SCENE: THE AMERICAN FLAG. NARRATION, POSSIBLY BY A COOL SOUNDING ROBOT: *bzzzt* We didn't know if it were right *bzzzt* or wrong. But surely *pttth* the evil Terror Guild would pay for its cowardly *bttt* attacks. God bless America. *brreep*. STARWIPE: THE END http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BEOLKE There, I found you a woman. She loves dogs, turtles and fun stuff. I don't understand why she doesn't consider turtles fun stuff, though. As turtles are a lot of fun. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OLBSAR This one's good, she thinks Frosty is cute. Bleah Lets face it, bro, you're not getting any younger. Unless... oh my god, you've done it, haven't you? You've perfected the Youth Machine! God dammit, all the women who like Star Trek are hideous. Nohbody's home. <^Nohbody_> Nohbody's also now the proud owner of a '95 Talon (the car, not crappy Priv/RF ship). :) You'd probably be happier with the Priv/RF ship. Futuristic spaceships are a lot like sex. Even when they're bad, they're still pretty armed with laser guns that can blow up cities. (My favorite fairy tale is the story of the Imaginary Number e) you're only working at game stop for the money and the chicks right? He works there so he gets first pick of the used DVDs. So when somebody brings in some $200 box set he can go "Well, GameStop lets me give you $4 for it... but just between you and I, here's a ten ;)" It generally doesn't work because he actually pronounces "semicolon endparenthesis" Chris is the Alpha Male. All the other gorillas are subservient to him. "My name is Mandy and I like to talk on the internet, talk on the phone, and play outside. I enjoy going to the mall and walking around outside. I have one brother named Steven." I wasn't going to ask her out, but when I found out that she had one brother named Steven! Hoo-boy. I'm not so weird though You're pretty weird. Weirder than Wesley, less weird than Data, on the ST:TNG scale of weirdness. weirder than child-prodigy wesley or phase-dimension-traveler wesley? Hmm, phase dimension traveler wesley was pretty out of left field... but child prodigy wesley became obsessed with tractor beams when that sex virus infected the ship... So it's hard to decide which is weirder. Chris is pretty low on the weird scale. Probably between Captain Picard and Geordi. (Geordi with a visor, not Geordi with weird fake eyes) When I was a kid I didn't recognize that he was the same actor. I don't think I did until they did the TNG episode of Reading Rainbow I loved the episode where he visits the STTNG set. And he says he has 'friends' who work there. But I never made the connection. I was a pretty dumb kid. Actually, when I was in like 1st grade I took a vocabulary test and got some crazy high school score. And they credited this with -- and I have this in writing -- the fact that I watched Inspector Gadget every day. I think the entire world was pretty stupid in the mid 80s. I watched Inspector Gadget every day too And you're also incredibly smart, just like me. We make the same horrible jokes that we're the only people who get. Death should have gotten one of those Bradley Fighting Vehicles MSNBC's Chip Reid is always talking about. Saddam should end this war by putting all his city's resources into building The United Nations, forcing opposing civilizations to declare peace. A collection of Inspector Gadget dubs would be a noble pursuit. That's just a myth. Like the myth of the imaginary number e. I think I'm going to skip class tonight, though. I'll go and turn in my paper and test and say I have to leave. That's a stone-cold plan. wow, I could be the next Mr. Wizard You'd have to have sex with Mrs. Wizard, though. And she's probably really old. wow, yeah :( I hadn't thought my plan all the way through That's why they (the New York Times) call me the brains of the operation. I wish Kerri-Lee were an embedded reporter. That'd be so hot. I bet you'd like to embed her, if I know what you mean ;) Yeah. With the 101st Airborne. The 101st Airborne is probably mostly men Men and Ross from Friends, according to Band of Brothers. I'm having toast for breakfast, to support the war I ate a snack cake, to help reveal the truth of Saddam's terrible regime to the world. Hmm, 8" of a paper done. I'm thinking I"d like it to be 1.5' If only I got some e-mail about a product that would allow me to extend something in that manner. Econ or C++. Probably Econ. Since I think I left my C++ book at home. Or in my desk. I'm not sure which. And I'm pretty lazy, so I won't open my desk drawer. What's this?! Losster is evolving! Congradulations, Losster has evolved into Wincrab! There are other bad ones. The Little Richard one or the one where the boy kills the dog with scissors. And I hate the expression "Now that's what I'm talking about." Kerri-Lee Halkett takes a look at some tools for women. That sounds like an amazing segment. Frosty don't be a hero, You don't want to call nobody else I'd like to cu-bone her, if you know what I mean ;) I do, if you know what I mean ;) I unequivocably do not, if you catch my drift ;) But now I have to make a list of video games. Since LeHah and one of the LeWhores and Josh made them. I'd better make my list bigger, since I'm awesomer than anybody else. 1. Wing Commander, 2. Privateer, 3. Commander Keen 4, 4. Wings of Glory, 5. Dune, 6. Space Quest II, 7. Odell Lake, 8. Quest for Glory (EGA), 9. Civilization, 10. Ultima VII. That might be my top 10 Oh, you'll find a ROM of it... IN HELL! Then let us journey there together, you for Odell Lake and me to bring back my long dead wife. "> NEWS ALERT Pentagon: No U.S. forces killed in battle near Najaf Tuesday that killed "hundreds" of Iraqis. Details soon." War is so awesome. What likely happened is that Saddam sold all the buildings in Baghdad, which generated this thousand units, and now they're just walking straight for our base. That generally happens at the end of a war, as per my understanding. I said you were spelling Basra wrong. There's no H. Without the H, you don't know it's a Honda. They'd probably have an easier time of getting across Iraq if everything there wasn't named Saddam. "Coalition forces crossed the Saddam ridge, and are nearing the Saddam river." Why are they wearing green uniforms in the desert? Great camouflage! My theory is: they are British. British soldiers have to buy their own gear, so the guy probably shopped somewhere else Wow, really? Can they wear dresses and stuff? Because that'd explain about 99 percent of British humor. I make people pay for me. A little birdy bought it for him. A *Budgy*. Oh. Sixty-eight. When I see me through your eyes, I'm great. I got a free LamePro subscription, I have to pay for everything else. Haha, you substituted 'game' for 'lame'. Good show, old torte. Yeah Asher is pretty lame. Haha, you substituted 'game' for 'lame'. Good show, old torte. :-o(|_,_,_,_,_|_/______\\ In Japan, suicide is called Monsoon. Let me tell you a story. You see, the ancient mayans believed that the monkey contained the soul. So they'd eat monkeys one day a year during a monkey festival. But every other day, monkeys were forbidden.üSo one day, this teenage mayan kid goes to his dad, and he says, "I killed a monkey, what should I do?" And his dad looked at him in the eyes, stabbed him in the chest and threw his body off a cliff. Let that be a lesson to you, who would eat a monkey. Frosty, lemme ask you something. Where were you born? Not where did you grow up, not where does ace live, not where do you live now, but where were you born? Good, great even. Now, what if I were to tell you that you could take that information and make... wait for it... millions of dollars a year? Well, the US Constitution gives you the right to be REALLY FUCKING WRONG, I suppose. I wonder if Corey and the girl from Boy Meets World are still married. Trelane: Photographs from the Damned. A collection of personal and private essays to illuminate the very core. 1914:ü This World War 1 shalln't hurt a bit, old chap!ü I wouldn't be so sure, bean-o. 1937:ü This Hitler fellow isn't worth worrying about.ü I wouldn't be so sure, terrikaki. 1965:ü Vietnam? More like... something that won't cost any American lives.ü I wouldn't be so sure, turtleoid. 1980:ü Space shuttle? Dream on, they'll never make a space shuttle!ü I wouldn't be so sure, sunspot. 1996:ü The movie version of the SNL sketch where the guys dance around in a bar will surely be high art.ü I wouldn't be so sure, canteloper. Canteloper (noun); (1) One who cantelopes; (2) Someone who farms centipedes. "The canteloper sold me a prized head of centipede." And now, the supreme commander of Fraction Hour, LOAF. As stated in the press kits being passed out now, fraction hour has begun. We're about 1/30th into it at this moment. Now, what's unique here is that afterwards I won't go home, but will instead eat a sandwhich and fall asleep in the library for a few hours. Thank you. Questions? Yay, it started raining. I'm hoping rain will keep people away from the sandwhicherium. I wish they had Iraqi embedded reporters so we could see a thousand vehicles blow up. It'll probably be the awesomest thing ever. I mean, ten or twenty vehicles would be pretty cool. A hundred would be fantastic. But a thousand, that's like the number of vehicles they blow up in heaven each week to keep god happy. Star Wars Galaxies does look lame. But I could have told you that back in 1985 well, call me smiley Smiley was the alternate universe O'Brien. You, sir, are several things, but you're not the evil version of Chief O'Brien. I'm very bitter, because Frosty's mother didn't love me, physically. Wait, I mean 'did'. I think I can answer your question with a story.üOnce upon a time, we hate you because you're an idiot. Fin. I'm confused. Do we live happily ever after or not? We? Stay on your side of the bed, freako. ;) Ahh, Hades are become Trelane. I am become death, destroyer of worlds. We *are* become death, destroyer of worlds. Hades, being the plural of Had, are become Trelane (death, destroy of worlds) I'm *the* funny one. In our sitcom. I forget whether or not I outlived the Purple Magician. Hey, that gas is what your boys are off doing their darndest to accidentally kill eachother over, Hades. Yeah, and what are the chances that helicopters will run into eachother... over and over? Also, way to get an airplane shot down by a patriot launcher. British Marines find cache of grenades stored at Umm Qasr school. Why were they searching a school, anyway? Also, buckets full of grenades are probably standard fare at muslim schools. I'm bored, you're boring, Zoidberg. Dash, they blew up the big convoy :~( Without ever letting me see it. Searched the web for Zigzagoon. Results 1 - 10 of about 311. Search took 0.10 seconds. Did you mean: Zigzagzoo Ghost? Class? What terrifying world did that time tunnel take me to! Wowie. (Zowie) AHH! Why is today so boring? Where's Trelane? Where's Frosty? Have they blown up Iraq yet? :( It's amazing that the government never took advantage of those monkeys that throw exploding bannanas at each other in BASIC. Bloom also said that officers said the Iraqis were wearing American-type uniforms, which has forced the coalition to toughen its rules of engagement. See, we're already at level 8 or so of this war, where they build those rocket launchers that let them control your troops. Soon we'll be able to build palaces and it'll all be over. That's some perfect project materials right there. Assuming the tape dispenser also has tape. Yeah. It's really cruddy cheap tape, though. Like the grade of tape they give the homeless. Where the hell have you been?! I've been up since 5:00 taking care of *your* daughter. I brought my GBA to work. I'm probably going to go to the bathroom and play for a while later. I ended up going to class last night. Which was okayer than I thought. Because my teacher announced she has cancer and is cancelling every class after next week. Sometimes luck just goes my way. We have to mail her an essay at the end of the year or something. That sounds easy Yeah! I'm still not gonna do it, though. http://newforcecomics.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=NFCC&Product_Code=SS-8418&Category_Code=STMB Nothing says "I cut her into so many pieces that you'll never find them" like a bust of Scotty for your desk. Germany's always been fairly stupid, but it used to be in a different way. Hitler never hid video games Yeah, it's pretty bad when you make Hitler look good. (ie, a zigzagged moustache instead of that weird square one) Wait... Briggs?! But that's impossible... the Briggs of my Earth died before he was even born! I tried to make a list of Enterprise episodes during class last night, and I got them all! Carlasco Foods presents the Very Berry Almond bar. I don't understand why adding nuts to human feces makes it a Mounds Bar. As best I can tell, Almond Joys and Mounds are advertised together since they're both horribly disgusting. Implying that you have only a choice between two horrible candies. Wow, I worked up my Zigzagoon immediately. Into a Lyndonville. Yeah, Japan is horrible. I didn't lose my liver fighting the Chinese so they could force their ying yang yarp on my pocket monsters. Since I get like a hundred subdomains, we could make trelane1 through trelane99.hamtwoslices.net When I was a baby my grandmother called me Benjy. So my mom decided all her other children would have names you couldn't add a jy to. No, she's named after an orphan who dies in the street in an Edward Gorey book. "The Hapless Child" is Charlotte Sophia and my sister is Charlotte Sophia Lesnick. If she were a boy she was going to be Willie Nelson Lesnick, so she probably can't complain about her name when she grows up. Actually, if you noticed, everyone in Hollywood has a son named Dylan. Like everybody who thanked someone at the Oscars thanked their son Dylan. Or said hello to their son Dylan. Also, Dylan from 90210. I had a friend named Joaquin when I lived in France. He was from Belgium, just like Kris. Except with a different name. Yo, yo, yo, Soft-J's in the hiz-ouse. It's the greatest shelf ever now. Row 1 is TOS and the movies. Row 2 is TNG and DS9. Ros 3 is reserved for Voyager, Enterprise and Star Trek documentaries. Row 4 is Pokemon. And Row 5 is TV feeds from space missions. Mewtwo isn't a cat. He's... a... thing. You know what's great? The audio commentary on the Pokemon movies. It's so great listening to middle aged men talk about how much they love Pokemon. "Oh, wow, this was so great, having Mantine in this one! We wanted to see him animated so much!" In the first one they comment that they thought it was a really funny joke when Team Rocket mentioned that they knew they were in a movie. But that their kids hated it, and testing showed all kids hated it. So they said they decided then and there to put the same joke in every movie. And they have. Yeah, I can't believe how much I hate VHS now. I used to be proud of my collection of like five VHS movies. And now having hundreds of DVDs is normal :( "Van der Graaf, who is charged with premeditated murder, pleaded guilty to illegally possessing firearms and sending Fortuyn threats before carrying out the attack, the Associated Press reports." The murderer is named after a generator! Where I'm going I don't need lights. Since I have an afterburner or a TV-out, depending on the situation. I don't know why Frosty would need a TV-out, though. I also want it for my WC computer, since all my systems have but one monitor. Like in Lord of the Rings Well... hmm... may I be Frank? *** LOAF is now known as Major_Burns Grrr, that Hawkeye really burns me up! *** Major_Burns is now known as LOAF Thank you. If this were a sitcom, I would refuse to believe in hypnosis... until hilarity ensues! If this were Enterprise, I'd refuse to believe in time travel... until hilarity ensues. Enterprise is pretty good. Way better than Hanging With Mr. Cooper I would say about two-thousand percent better than Hanging with Mr. Cooper. Someone was here who didn't know the name of their professor. Luckily, they were able to describe him to me: "He kind of wears, you know, a black shirt and pants." It was at this point that I realized I didn't want to talk to this guy, so I just picked a teacher at random and had him put his assignment in their box. * LOAF folds origami paper into the shape of a sureimghettin-yurite, the ancient Japanese bird-creature. Bob "Meson" Nobobowhitz, your crimes are ended. Play nicely or I'll send you to opposite sandboxes. One of the sand boxes has sand worms, the other has... lions or something, I guess. The Diglett song is great. Diglett-Dig, Diglette-Dig, TRIO TRIO TRIO {Repeat Chorus} I saw some Kissing Gouramies the other day. They were like normal fish, but they were kissing eachother. I already had some gouramies, though, so I didn't get any. Don't cry for me, Argentrelane-a. The truth is I never leftrelane you. Now I need a program to generate thumbnails for 500 Kerri-Lee pictures. I want a Frugal Fix-Up shirt:( It's the most boring game with freaking lasers shooting everywhere ever. Stop dissing Pup, you ignorant bastard. Yay, made my gallery. The internet's about to get 15% sexier. (in half an hour) Hmm, the people at the vet the other day called the Friendly Kitten a "himmy". It's short for Himalayan, I think. For instance, the proper gentlemen would respond to the question "What's the relationship between Frosty and Briggs?" with "Himalayan." But a slang gansta youth would simply say "Himmy". 517 pictures of Kerri-Lee! Look upon my works and despair! I'm sorry I'm late, I had to build a lego crab, a lego fish, a lego lizard, a lego dragonfly, a lego ant, and a lego bird. I fought a Rogue Sphere once. It didn't have any arms, so I just bounced it away. I want to say yes... but I'm kind of a jerk, so I might lie and say no. I wonder if I'd get any money if I wrote polite letters to a bunch of billionaires asking for a million dollars. You have to figure one of them would send me a million dollars. And then I'd buy... like... one million copies of StarLancer. Anything with an X in it is great. The XFL, X-Rated movies, the X-Files, bags of whiskey that hobos carry, xylophones, Professor Xavier's School for mutants... That's just a wonderful advertising campaign waiting to be written.üMan: Hey, gimme an axe body spray.üViking: {chops into man with an axe, sprays body all over}üDON'T OFFEND PEOPLE! USE AXE BODY SPRAY! It'll take four bowls of grape nuts to equal the demicalcium of one tetnus log, though. If it doesn't taste like grapes, why do you kids like it? We don't know, we eat what we like! I lost my eye and all I got was a lousy patch, which I had to buy myself. At the drug store. Actually, whenever you have major eye surgery, they give you these huge blind person sunglasses that fit over your whole face. So I have like this giant pile of ungainly sunglasses. I like when the hospital goes crazy and gives you everything in your room. So you get like a horrible telephone for free. <^Nohbody_> Bleh, in general food tastes much better going down than in reverse. Not so! Tre, send Death our video. The HTL video got lost in the fire there is a HTL video? There was, but it was lost in the fire. I got my final Japanese Armada today. Now I have all three. I just need to take them to the temple to restore Bearcat's katra to his body. Wait, you people have been using bittorent for piracy?! You've ruined it for those of us who like to send amateur videos of our girlfriends with horses to people. You know, us fine upstanding moral individuals. "Pentagon: 12 Marines missing" When that happens it's usually because a sandworm ate them when I wasn't looking. They can probably assume that happened. Then, occasionally, you'll find a bunch of trikes you forgot about in the corner. So, it's really a win-win thing. Hehe, trikes. Dune 2 is so gay. I liked Command and Conquer way better when it was called Dune. Hmmm, how much oil do I get for every Iraqi child who dies? Because, frankly, I really love oil. Can you think of one thing that's made of oil that isn't fantastic? I wish I had two TVs in my room. Instead of three. Three is too many. Yeah, I downloaded a bunch of WMDs. I'm gonna use them to kill mexicans, probably. Okay, songs over, you've been a gread audience ladies and gentlemen, I'll see you all at 7:30 sharp. Except Bob, who dies of a heart attack tonight. And ghost's wife gives birth, so he won't be here either. He'll be beating the guy who knocked her up. For a picture? Call it a 'gifpeg', people will be confused. Are you trying to confuse me via image formats? Because if so, I'll strike back with bumpmatted pixel out-sourcing. You have no idea what this place is like. Oh, no, I think I do know. For I've known hell. The other day I went to the drug store and they were out of whitey bites. You don't get over a thing like that. It's sort of weird that big ships make the water glow when they move. Watch the rest of 20,000 Leagues, the glowing is an evil submarine. All bands are terrible. (Except HTL) Lindoneville is going to be swarming with Pokemon fans as soon as they realize it's named after Lindone, the evolved form of Zigzagoon. You'd be cooler if you went to Zigzagoon University, though. You really should come down here and go to the tank museum with me. 230 tanks is a lot of tanks for one person to see. If we were both here, we could each see 115 of them and then report back. You want me to help? I could IM her and say I'm going to kill you and mail home your skull if she doesn't go get you. Also, FYI, I'm going to kill you and mail home your skull if she doesn't go get you. Ooooh... is one of them *my* birthday? Because mine is in a few weeks. I usually have a joint party with Hitler. I wonder what happens if... !LOAFSearch emoticon Frosty I think my heart just exploded. 8r 6 000000000000000004rf bvol0pppppppp Yay, score one for physical science. You know what I don't get? People who keep complaining that we're killing Iraqi children. These people have clearly never met a foreigner before. *Have* we killed Iraqi children? I dunno. But I know if I invited any of those supposed children over to my house, they'd want to eat my beautiful cat. *I've* been up since 6:30, I'm the one who should be tired. I didn't fall asleep until 4:00 Wait... that means there were several hours when we had no one to cover the world. What if something amazing had happened between 4:00 and 6:30? Like, they made a movie about slugs or something? I really can't help but blame everyone but myself, especially Frosty, for this. trelane is the prototype of the next generation's beloved quasi loaf is a great american dish loaf is better than no loaf loaf is better than cheeseburgers loaf is 300 pounds of musical mayhem loaf is 12 miles northeast of bee branch on state hwy 92 loaf is called by two names used interchangeably loaf is not just "you must see this act" it?s "you must see this act before he dies from exertion frosty is influenced by the babes at the beach frosty is a white rat with the most beautiful erect ears frosty is not friendly after you hit him a couple times frosty is a big brown mackerel tabby and white boy briggs is dense with native plants specifically selected for attracting more than 27 species of florida butterflies briggs is absolutely the worst possible joke of a teacher in the world briggs is dripping with sweat and he has no clue what to do with himself Trelane only gets four channels: FOX, NBC, CampusVision and CampusVision En Espangle. You know, some people live out their whole lives in three minutes. They're born, they live, they love, they grow old, and they pass on, all in the course of three minutes. They're tube worms. Don't be a freaking tube worm -- skip class. Frosty, it's just you and I now. I'm promoting you to Trelane. You'll need to increase the wit of your banter by... lets say 55% to start. Gram-mar? I just met her! * LOAF uses Sand Attack! Frosty's accuracy is lowered! Wow, I wish Briggs would wake up. I kind of wish he'd die in his sleep. It'd be less painful that way. Than dying of being shot in the neck twenty years from now. LeHah is a pompous doofus. You should laugh that LeHah gets fucked up by a single shot. I don't base my opinion of people based on how much they can drink, though. My opinion of LeHah is firmly based on the fact that he's a freaking idiot. http://www.nationalheadlinerawards.com/Winners2002Broadcast.html And there's a picture of JGoff. Looks like a nerd. But he feels... just-a-like-a-woman And he.. keeps eels... just-a-like-a-woman Good work, clam-line Wow, good one. I might steal that, carbon-snake Grrr, I hate Oracle. Instead of clicking a button that says 'Enter Grades' you have to type "ZFAGRAD" and then enter a ten digit code number. Okay, Ben Loaf Lesnick can do that. I'm smart. I know how to type stuff. But a million billion professors freaking can't. Then you have to enter the term. The code for "Spring, 2003" is "2004330" WHY? Did the mine then explode? I ask because I'm wondering if it was a British dolphin or an American dolphin. !Kerri-lee I'd like to Spoink her. You got a good rod? I'd like to give her a good rod. >--|\o_> + <_||_Torp____< = Sharkpedo I love war so much that I only serve people in my cafe who are active duty lifers. They also have to have lost arms or legs, preferrably both if you don't want me to spit in their food. That's a world I'd like to live in. The Kirby TV show is so awful, but it has a great theme song. Whereas Enterprise is great but has an awful theme song. They should definately trade. I wish they'd taped that convoy blowing up:( I'd have paid, like $50 to see a thousand vehicles blow up. EAT BUSH, NOT FISH Dash. Scrod that plan. Unless... I traveled to tuesday, bought it and then travelled back... "I say, I wish to demonstrate my lack of support for your movement! BRSSSSSHT!" Anyone who has time to spend all day smoking pot and yelling about dead babies on a freeway probably isn't contributing much to the economy. Wait, are we going to war with Syria? we need to wait for our paratroop drop to recharge though SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS. we need to hurry and build some ion cannons Squash them with our harvester! Yeah, Chris taught his brother how to build a show-bomb. Shoe bomb even. The creators of 'Good Morning Miami' daught us all how to make a show-bomb. Iraq says coalition may use weapons of mass destruction. Iraq is a big fat jerk. Ugh, I hate grade entering day. Since everyone is too stupid to enter grades themselves. The thing I hate most about entering grades for people is entering grades for people. This is the gayest movie ever :( You're watching Briggs? Jesus, what kind of an anti-American subway doesn't have *white* bread? If I were you, I'd be on the phone with my local KKK chapter right now. I have a ribbon over my desk that says "GOOD EATER AWARD" and has a picture of a monkey. Even though I am, in fact, a bad eater. Seeing as I only eat burgers. If I were to meet Ghost, I'd give him the award, as he's always eating Chumangos and Ilsetilias and such. Wow, you know Senator Parvax? He's one of the few independent voices on the Romulan High Council these days. "I don't want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle... beer, cold beer!" Wow, Trelane would make a great boyfriend. We should report this to Frosty. Is Wings an RPG based on the hit television program of the same name? Yup. Depending on which brother you start with, you have different abilities. Joe gets more money to start with... but he's not as maneuverable as Brian. You can also be Helen (who can fly) or Toad (who is a mushroom). All things about 20 foot tall ants are amazing. Felicity: The Complete Second Season, this one due on July 22nd. The set will come with fullscreen transfers and Dolby Digital 2.0 surround, select episode commentaries, the never-before-seen half-hour pilot, and audition footage. :o how big is the prophecy cartrigde? in terms of storage size? Two inches. Or, four, if you buy four copies. Speaking of DMJC, I hope he gets hit by a truck. Did the president just thank me for listening? What the heck is that? Sure-thing, Mr. Bush, but you have to help me move on Thursday! If God wanted you to play WCP at 800x400, he'd have created it that way. Also, he'd have given me a rifle. ARg, I have to send twenty bucks to the Japanese before I can bid on this WC3. I can't help but blame.... Briggs. Gotta have a scapegoat, and he's the scapiest guy I know. Have your mom drop you off here, we'll have burgers and watch TV. Yeah, that'd be fun. I've got a lot of DVDs to watch. And a lot of ground beef to eat. Okay, I'm gonna play some Pokemon. Frosty, if you leave while I"m gone, good luck. Ghost, if you leave while I'm gone, remember that the sword I gave you only glows blue when Orcs are nearby. Westwood screwed the pootch with 'Earth and Beyond', so anything of value was moved to California. I'm gonna go 'get some'... comic books... at the comic book store... bbb I went to the comic book store. In response to your next question, yes I did buy a Star Trek/X-Men comic book :( Make that *one* missing Star Trek comic. I'm kind of a hero to all the boys back home. I also got to be in a movie yesterday It was a fun role, in that all I did was sit in the front seat of a car and drink beer for three hours. Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Mother. That'd be the best season finale ever. Yeah... we use our words instead of our fists to solve problems. Also, our fists. your heads? I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Frosty's girlfriend, Jenna: no head. How do you get to be General and still be called 'Tommy'? Shouldn't he be Thomas Franks? If you kill enough people to become general you should get some respect. Yay, 91% of last weeks Futurama. 41% of this week. "Last week" in Futurama terms means about ten weeks ago. Wowie-zowie, FOX has two Futuramas scheduled for next week. Bet they'll change that. They'll probably interrupt it for war news, basetball, polo, waterpolo or a movie about how great scissors are. An elephant who never forgets... to kill. A seldom used crab named lucky... aka Citizen Snips. What the hell?! There's snow everywhere outside. No, no, no. This doesn't make sense. It was 70 degrees yesterday. I must have travelled back in time. I must have travelled back in time. Just like Felicity Only sexier. The NES probably did have the greatest water sports game ever, Mario's Golden Adventure. They started calling crappy action games 'RPGs' in the mid-nineties to help convince idiots they were smart. But I wouldn't trust anyone to watch it. Since Babylon 5 fans are the worst people in the universe. Yeah, but I'm the greatest person in the universe Yeah, allright... you can watch, but stay focused and don't become stupid:( Just the other day (ie, yesterday) my brother was in my room and he saw I had Babylon 5 in my unorganized DVDs pile. And he said "Why don't you just put it next to Star Trek?", pointing at all the empty space I have for Voyager and Enterprise and DS9. And I looked him in the eye and said "I find the very idea offensive." Wait, that wasn't an interesting story at all. But it was true, at least. Except for looking at him, that was for dramatic effect, I was probably petting Chloe or something. Ghost is great. He's from Spain or something, and he's marrying a supermodel. Anyone smart enough to use an IRC client is a loser. Anyone who doesn't seem like a loser on IRC is a lying sack of chabs. Anyone who needs to meet people in real life from the internet is a bigger loser than Meson. I married a girl I met on IRC once. Worst six months of my life. I met someone in real life that I first met on IRC, He loaned me a ECU for my car, and sold me a set of wheels I loaned LOAF my ECU, and he still hasn't given it back You'll get your EConomic Unit back when I've savaged the market. I never get trelanes drifts That's because he was raised a mormon. They have odd senses of humor. mormoms come to the door and get all whiney when you ask them to leave Yeah, I wish whitey would leave. His occupation of the south side is fucking criminal, man. Yay, won a WC3 DOS/V. Now I have three Japanese WC3s and three Japanese Armadas. I'm one great guy. Sometimes I envy the Japanese. Like, I bet their Ramen is much better than the crappy Ramen we have here. Also, the radiation from Nagasaki and Hiroshima will one day result in the creation of Nipponese Supermen And they get to have sex with thirteen year olds all the time. Instead of once or twice a month. They made a lot of great CCGs in the day. I wish it would have stayed 1996 forever. 1996 was probably the best year in history. SimCity, Star Trek, Star Wars, Wing Commander. Wing freaking Commander. Collecting the WC:CCG was probably the greatest thing I ever accomplished. Was that Fallen Empires, Tre? That was actually my favorite... it had Homarids. I remember going away to Marine Biology camp and trading Magic cards with everybody. And like the mean kid had a Homarid I really needed, and he gave it to me on the last day. It sounds pretty boring Jenny, I live for boring. Trelane No, I'm talking to Jenny. It started with a pear, believe it or not. We were at a bar in the north shore of Boston and Jenny had ordered a Pear Spatzler Twist. LOAF was tending bar that night and it seems he had a bad reputation for stealing other men's wives.üSo, while he was preparing her drink, he took the pear and threw it at her face, which rendered her vision so bad that she couldn't tell the difference between me and LOAF. When I went to the bathroom, he masqueraded as me and took her away forever :( And that is how the Korean War started. End story. We'd have known about Death's unlikely demise a lot sooner. Instead of finding out about it on the six o'clock news. (Re: FOX48's 'Local Man Killed in Horrific Hot Dog Callamity' story) Hmm, I can sell you some beans. I have two varieties: pinto ($.25 a pound) and magic ($1.50 a pound) Bad Andy was a noid. Like how Martin Luther King was a black guy. Noid is a race. 36:08 until Deep Space Nine Season 2. These may be the most painful 36 hours of my life, including that time I had AIDs for 48 hours. No, it turned out that HIV was only *one* of the viruses that caused AIDs. I had a harmless one. Wow, I called a LeWhore 'not an idiot' :( TC, hold me down. Trelane, beat me mercilessly. Wait, let me find out what kind of anime boobs I have first. Well, I'm gonna go practice the three R's... 1) Playing Pokemon(R), 2) Watching the waR and 3) Reading Star Trek comics. "It was a good war. Nobody died and afterwards we all got cake." "Yes, general... but can war ever truly be good?" You know what'd be a gooc cure for AIDs? Killing everyone who has it. We don't even have to kill them. We can round them up and send them to some sort of AIDs island. Then they can all have sex with eachother instead of having sex with other people. And after a while there won't be any more AIDs. There, I cured AIDs, I want the million dollar prize. Also, an inordinate number of protesting submorons have 'Free Tibet' stickers on their backpacks. I'm all for freeing whatever, but wouldn't that involve military force? <^Nohbody_> BBL, going on a money run. College money, that is. I stopped going on money runs. They're just so boring... go to the nav point, kill the pirates, come back. Repeat. <^Nohbody_> BBL, going on a money run. Gonna pick up a GBA SP, bbl Damn, Kris has a better reason for being away than I do. Oh, oh, let me try. They're awarding me a crystal chalice for saving the lizard kingdom, bbl I can teach you about Microbiology. Things some "book" could never show you. Microbiology is formed when a Microbe and a Biology mate.üThe Microbe: (_o___:)----- üThe Biology: (^_^)_____)---- Chapterhouse is three flavors of weird with a side of chips. Hmm, we've entered into the '25th hour', the time when there's 25 hours left until DS9S2 comes out on DVD. I just wish Trelane were here to see this. Gameboy SP Black Black? We don't have black in the US. Just blue and platinum. Amerikkka Maybe in the uncut European version. You can probably download it using some kind of Donfax or e=mules or something. That didn't take long. Of course, that's partly because nothing actually happened, as my FAFSA application hasn't made it to GvlTech's system yet. Wow, you have to *apply* to play Starfleet Battles? Yeah, my joke would have been better if I'd said Mechwarrior. (FASA/FAFSA... etc...) Frosty! You're still alive! I saw on the news that you might have been executed. • Marines stage raids in southern Iraq looking for Iraqi general known as "Chemical Ali," source tells CNN I wonder if he got that nickname for being really, really good at mixing drinks. I'm thinking Doctor -> DS9 -> Cheeseburger-> Home, a few episodes -> Doctor -> A few episodes -> Download Enterprise -> Sleep -> Watch Enterprise -> School all day until 10:00 -> Sleep -> Work -> DS9 -> Sleep -> Work -> DS9 Weekend *sigh*. Let me explain. P represents "people". Z represents the concept of zen. N represents the No-Fly zone. a represence ace-1. sqrt represents, surprisingly, Starlancer's Queer Rebate Trouble. And so on. Now you see? I think i wasnt too popular with Hung either... But at least theres always Kiddy and Andrew to show me that im not so bloody crash hot. wow, there was just a commercial for Ashville, North Carolina That sounds like a fun place I designed it to be. Civil War re-enactments each weekend, Bees trying to eat the sun Cheese-steaks *EVERYWHERE* No, not everywhere. "As far as the eye can see". Wait, Briggs' mom is cheating on me:(? I wish the internet hadn't decided it was hilarious to spell things wrong. "Hahaha, he said 'teh' instead of 'the'! Like he typed it to fast! LOL!" I think I just hate everything, though. Also, getting anything but clothes "on". If you're "getting your smart on", you should be shot in the neck. If you're "getting teh smart on", you should be shot in the neck, face and head. My lunches are far less interesting than Frosty's You have less sex with men, too. You know what can solve a problem like that? Alcohol. You should take some more pictures of Kerri-Lee is what you should do. I don't care who you pee on to do it. As long as it's not me and it is Frosty. True that, slice-J. Yo, yo, yoaf, they call me loaf, gonna bust up your froaf. They don't make any Star Trek comics anymore. That's why I thought it'd be a good time to finish my collection. That way I'll be ready when they need me again. *Nothing* is like 90210. Except Melrose Place. And Models, Inc. But the girl on Dawson's Creek is way hotter than all the girls on 90210 combined Wow, I wote a fanfic about that. Nine-oh-two-one-orgy I'm gonna work out that sandwhich. I'll go get one now, brb. Crap, wait. A teacher just left the office. If I go now, I'll be in the same elevator. I'll skip the sandwhich, I guess. I prefer not to stand up after fraction hour starts. Oh, we know what *you*'d do in a car shaped like a Bulbasaur;) (Drive to Subway) How much time? If it's more than 35 minutes, no. Less than 35 minutes... yes. Wait, 40 minutes. Wait, 33 minutes. 38, right No sacks allowed in government buildings, Old Yeller. I'll be Justin, you be Brad. SAY, BRAD! SURE IS A SEXY EVENING OUT TONIGHT? I THINK I'LL TAKE OFF MY SHIRT! I ALSO WILL TAKE OFF MY SHIRT. JUSTIN. HOW SEXY OF YOU, BRAD LET'S SING SONGS AND HAVE SEX. ER. HAVE SEX WITH GIRLS, THAT IS HAH HAH HAH IT SURE IS GREAT BEING ON THE TOP OF THE MUSIC BIZ. FOREVER. JUST LIKE CYNDI LAUPER. How went the war? If it's the war against not buying boxes to put comic books in, then it went five times well. I got some comic dividers and some original art from a Star Trek: The Next Generation comic. Then I organized the comics with the dividers and piled them all up in the closet. And that's the end of that chapter. (I strangle people who might clap, in case they own a clapper) Ultima Online keeps calling my house:( They call and tell you an ultima online story thing to try and get you to resubscribe. Wow, it's like that other game. That faxes you and crap 'Worms: Armageddon'. In photoshop is there a command where I can completely replace a color? I thought the police told you to stop turning pictures of white guys into black guys. and they rescued the chic pow Yeah, she's kind of hot. Kind of really hot. You know what else is hot? Misty, on Pokemon Yeah, but she's also twelve. Yeah, she also prefers to sleep with Pokemon, according to these pictures Byydo sends me Byydo needs to die, though. I'd probably shoot my brother in the neck if he bitched about my car insurance policy behind my back, though. If I could drive and therefore had a car insurance policy, though. And if I hadn't had my back shot off in Vietnam. Oh, wait, I thought you'd found something he'd posted to some kind of Deaths Brother livejournal. And he was complaining about how much you spent. In retrospect I wonder why I assumed that. Yeah, Ash is like the most enviable guy ever. He gets to wander around the world catching monsters with a hot girl and his best friend. They need to do an extended modern Pokerap, though. We should put in a contract with our rap company, Rap Masta Commando Bastads, Rap Inc. Yeah, that'd be great. Also, there should be a romantic duet version of 'Major Tom'. The girl can be ground control and the guy can be Major Tom. I really need to figure out how to get unbanned from the forums :( To stop mailing me old bacon is a good start. Frosty couldn't focus a ford if it went right through him. Everybody knows the different styles of DVD cases. Snappers suck and the rest don't. Except when they're made of that fall aparty plastic. hehe, double-female plug Heheh <^Nohbody_> Likewise the $550 timing belt my car needs soon-ish. You can make your own timing belt out of a regular belt and some chronoton particles. Damn coalition, always vibrating their enemies. I wish I was playing Pokemon right now. Also, I am. P.S. If its really a joke I m going to ban my self from here for 3 months. I'm pretty sure it's time to reveal that it was a joke. You turned my brain into a pretzel :( A delicious brain pretzel. Then allow me to kick you in the gut, providing delicious red dipping sauce. Wow, I subscribe to WMD Magazine. There's a great article this month about how ordinary clorox and the atom bomb can be combined to clean the atom bomb. I wear my luvdisc at night. So I can see you breathe. All Pokemon are different, crumblebum. Hmm, topic, speech topic, somebody give me a speech topic. Also, I've brought salsa for class tonight. The speech class where the teacher has cancer. Tonight is her last day, so we're having a party. I have to have a topic for a speech, though. I wrote a persuasive speech for why people shouldn't eat fish. Which is really great, as it has pictures and everything. But this one has to be a descriptive speech. Where I teach people about something or crap. Fish tastes gross compared to people. That salad I invented (ham cubes and cheese) Yeah, I had some of my salad the other day. The egg bits are a reletively new addition. When I was growing up it was just ham and cheese. Sisko ordered a weird form of Raktajino in the first episode of Season 2. I thought it was weird how he ordered his drink and his food from different replicators What did he have, a blueberry torte? "one raktajino with a jacarine peel" "nothing for me" *WHIRRRR* "one icoberry torte" *WHIRRRR* icoberry:(? Well, I was close. Well, you must remember, that I'm a Roman Catholic, and we believe that all icons should be blue. Hence, ico=blue. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39042000/jpg/_39042891_squidhook_griggs_203.jpg wow, the squid hooked briggs Frosty must be jellish. I'm thinking we'll do a few rolls at the beach, show off some swimwear and then some downtown, business suits in front of the Xacto Building. Seabert the seal is on his way. Seabert the seal is here to stay. Whenever things go wrong, he'll always come along. Sea-bert the seal, hoo-ray. I blame England. They need to seriously step up operations in the south (ie, crash more helicopters into things). Hmm, all I need is a 2.5 GPA and I'm automagically readmitted. And I have, like, a 3.5 GPA. So I should be admitted one and a bit of extra times. The only Playstation games I've ever played have been Wing Commander III, Wing Commander IV, Dune 2000 and... that might be it... Just for that, I'm going to go to Trelane's Thermopolis party and wear white. From: Central Command, To: LOAFüSubject: Your Next AssignmentüGo sleep in the library for two and a half hours, wall-bulb.ü And who am I to disagree with the captain of the Enterprise? (Who's also the central command guy, we never made that very clear in the series) Unfortunately, because I left my wad of cash at home, there's no money for sandwhiches. Okay, bbl I don't like class, no matter the circumstances. But I'll admit, a class where all I do is eat mini sandwhiches for three hours is better than some things. Scrap isn't Bob. He's an original character, like Kris Reid or Metlag. I need to sleep, though. I made it through two last night, but I passed out on the couch instead of in bed. Plusle and Minusle are blowful. The colossal squid finds food by literally glowing in the dark, deep waters to light up prey for its massive eyes -- the biggest of any animal. That's so awesome, I wish I could do that. Emit light to find burgers. I think every room in my house has a window. I wonder where I should go when Baghdad-Joe drops the chem-bomb. I guess I'd have to be in my room, since my fish and stuff are there. And it's hard to move a fish tank. I don't know whether or not VX-gas affects fish, though. It'd be neat if the world got destroyed. I've got a generator and everything, I could probably live well for a while. I wish I had the countoyr leg pillow. It'd be weird if Frosty and LOAF had a baby, because they'd have to call it FrOAF Yeah. I'm not sure which partner I'd want to be. On one hand, I don't want Frosty's junk in me. On the other hand, I don't want my junk in Frosty. I guess he'll have to pick. You could make one of those test-tube babies Yeah, using babies to test the aerodynamic capabilities of tubes is fantastic. I told somebody I'd teach them linguistics after class Girl someone or woman someone? Neither :/ Dash, I hate tutoring ladies :( * LASS FROSTY has sent out ZIGZAGOON! Hmmm, Death is in South Carolina. Meson is in... I don't know, Egypt. WildWeasel is in New York. And Chris is in Seattle. We should assume all those places are destroyed. And that we now have to repopulate the human race. This is just like that movie, The Last Man. And we're all the lovable losers, and 7 of 9 is 7 of 9. My hand is slightly shakey. Does whiskey fix that or make it worse? "I've lost BOTH my application ID number AND password. We cannot give you both an application ID number and its password for security reasons. Usually your best guess at your password is correct." This is not a helpful FAQ. Actually, according to his state's DMV, Frosty failed his driving test 11 times. They invented backroads because Thomas Edison was a jerk. Thomas Edison invented those English Muffins Yeah, and he first bred the peanut. I got a kite at walmart once. A Bulbasaur kite. We used it once and I threw it away. I love being an American so much. I wish they'd get off the boot and release a new set of Gulf War trading cards. There can be a September 11th CCG. You have to tap terrorists to suicide themselves into the other persons mana. The game practically writes itself. So, like, each person has one tower of 50 points... and then I'll tap Mohammed al-Mohammed Mohammedbar, and he'll take away ten points from your tower. But you can block him by playing a Circle of Protection Field in Pennsylvania card. Iraq's getting its ass beaten today Like Frosty and Briggs at a St. Patrick's Day parade. They already have a pretty big file on me. Ever since I hit that copü MATTHEW "TRELANE" MARCONIü (3/04/07 - Invented the radio.)ü (12/14/89 - Hit a cop.)ü (12/15/89 - Apologized to cop.) CNN's a dork. At news school, all the cool news networks picked on CNN. MSNBC and FOX News would be out smoking behind the gym and CNN would be in the library trying to learn algebra. World War 3 was the one the guy from Flight of the Navigator caused by being killed by a terminator before his time. (In my amazing spec script, RETURN OF THE NAVIGATOR) Return of the Navigator was canned during post-production Literally. They put it in a can and threw if off a cliff. Into a trench. Then they flooded the trench with lava. And that's why we celebrate passover. "I've seen 105 giant squid, but seeing something like this is pretty sensational," O'Shea told Reuters. This guy has one heck of a life. Who among us wouldn't shoot Meson in the face to see just one giant squid? To extrapolate, this person must therefore be guilty of 105 murders. I don't think you can just decide that something is World War III. Yeah, they didn't even call World War 1 "World War 1" until the second one I continue to call it the war to end all wars. Since I know the truth about how war is non-linear. What the hell are you talking about:(? Radio on the internet? Go burn your witches somewhere else, robot-12. There's no radio industry. Radio is what people spent their time doing in the thirties before they invented World War II. The last radio was destroyed in 1956, and that one was just for testing the effects of beating the crap out of something that sucks compared to TV. The whole week sucks so long as I have to return to Lindone. Hmmm, yeah, once you've evolved your Zigzagoon into a Lindone you're pretty much fucked. Which is a metaphor for your situation. You should transfer to the University of Texas with me. We could be roomates. We could spend our days making fun of those lemurs who froze their tails off. Ptth, 7? I was eating a STEAK BAGEL at 7. Breaking up is hard to do. Remember when the Shuttle Orbiter broke up over Texas? That actually seemed pretty easy. Thus, the song is a liar, a dirty rotten liar. grr, the floor buffer guy is right outside :( I hate the butter guy. "Oooh, I'm soooory, Mister Leeesnick, but we have to save some butter for the other young gentlemen, yesss?" Shove it up your shove-pipe, grandpa, I'm eating the freaking butter. CNN has had airplanes since Afghanistan. But now they've added tanks. Neat, you can rotate the turret and then fire it wherever you want. I wish you could use more than one model together. Then you could blow up a tank with a bomber. That'd make CNN the awesomest news site ever. Command and Conquer was fun until they added crazy stuff. Like Tesla Tanks and Tesla Cars and the Tesla Trooper. Also, when it was called Dune 2. And everything called Chrono. And when they got rid of the FMV. The FMV was the awesomest thing about C&C. Especially in the original where it didn't make any sense. You'd have to invade a base in the desert and then you'd get a cut scene of a boat blowing up a car. "The former prisoner of war already has provided the staff with a list of her favorite foods, including turkey, applesauce and steamed carrots, Rubenstein said." Neat, prisoners of war get to eat whatever they want. I have a creek in my back yard. If I were to give it to Briggs, it could be Dawson's Creek. I'm not giving it to Briggs, though. Once some evil neighbors tried to buy my creek to build condos. We told them we weren't interested, and then they got angry and said we couldn't ride our horses on their property. Luckily, we don't have any horses. Then they abandoned the project. There's like a construction site with barrels and wood and stuff out there that's been abandoned for several years. Yeah, I remember when they wanted to tear down the Peach Pit. If that had happened, there'd never have been a Peach Pit After Dark, and Valerie wouldn't have taken part in 1,346 scandalous dealings. There should be a story about an alternate universe where the Peach Pit was destroyed and everybody had great lives. It can have Colm Meany in it, because that guy is awesome. Oh good. The Washington Post guy who did the column the other day about how embedded reporting was stupid got blown up. You know, it's within the eye of a rib that you can find an eerie calm. Eyes have a lot of disgusting goo in them. They took most of mine out, though. I wouldn't eat an eye unless there was like 50 grand on the line. You'd eat a crab eye, probably. Because you're a horrible fish racist. Mmm, chomp down a giant spider, sick-o. Well, gents, it's been nice knowing you. But this gravy train is sailing away. My dad looks a little like Saddam, I wonder if he could be a duplicate. God dammit, now Ultima Online is calling my cell phone. I'm going to strangle Richard Garriott. Ooh, my middle school yearbook. I drew the cover. It's so freaking gay. "Ben, I have writers block, so get back on your computer. Ned" I have no idea who Ned is. Hmm, 8th grade was the last year I was mildly attractive. This Seinfeld makes no sense. Why doesn't Jerry just replace the cushion the restaurant guy peed on? And why doesn't George just buy a copy of the movie of Breakfast at Tiffanies at Suncoast or something? Or just go to a different store to rent it? I've cleaned my room, folded my laundry and organized my cats into proper non-aggression spheres. *** LOAF is now known as LOAF_PokeFriends Anyway, I went to pick up my pizza, and it wasn't ready yet. The guy said it'd be ten minutes. Then he asked me if I wanted something to read. So I said sure, since I know how to read and stuff. What he gave me terrifies and intrigues me to my very core. A copy of "Pizza Today!", a thick CGW-sized monthly magazine for pizza stores. Including, and I swear I'm not making this up, a fold out centerfold with a picture of a pizza. The only thing college chicks should be doing, if I read my e-mail properly, is DOZENS OF HARD COCKS FOR YOU. It's like that movie, Critters 2. Once they let the Critters 2 know they were there, the Critters 2 attacked all the more, invading the meat factory and the fireworks plant. Allright, important lesson to pass on. When you have a choice between regular Vodka and Vodka that's six dollars a bottle... Choose the regular vodka, *NO MATTER HOW FUNNY THE RUSSIAN GUY ON THE LABEL IS*. My brother said he was sure that if we just wandered around campus we'd find people to hang out with. But the campus was all abandoned, so we sat in the dark outside the campus chapel thing taking shots of awful vodka. Talking to my sister on AIM is just odd. Especially since she's nine. What kind of nine year old says 'tiring'? Maybe I died of alcohol poisoning... or regular posioning... and this is all some kind of crazy fantasy life. That would explain the two meatball subs. Whenever I take part in the cinematic arts, I oft turn to my companion and exclaim, "I surely do hope that awful Asher Lawson-Briggs shalln't be in this film." loafssister: Wild Skitty's dont like me! WHY??????????>:o Hmm, if I were a doctor and I swore I'd save some dying kid... and then he died... I'd feel really really bad. So shouldn't all these peace protestors be stupidliy depressed now that there's a war? There's eight more episodes, IIRC, but they're all going to be shown next season. Since FOX is the biggest jerk ever. (drums) Wow, and it has an autorimshot. It's like Microsoft designed this to make my life more convenient. If "Mike" Trelane Gallagher says it's Kiryushu, it probably could be. My brother thought you were a girl, though. He asked me who that Trelane girl in my livejournal was:( So, to wrap it up, you're a girl now. When I get back, we can have sex. Ugh, what a crappy, crappy day. I'll just have to look on the bright side: adorable kittens and puppies are being put to sleep because they can't find homes. It's the comparitive bright side. so now I can just dedicate that drive to porn before I go on my next trip I'm buying a camcorder, and I want to make videos It's scary that you told me how you were dediating a drive to porn and then that you were going to buy a camcorder. Now, they're sending people who can't even drink to kill. That's just outrageous: I can legally drink and no one is letting me kill anything. The government needs to pass a law allowing me to kill things. The US really lucked out when they picked a country run by a crazy guy who builds palaces everywhere. Well, it's easier to claim that smart bombs work when the only thing they can hit is a "palace". I don't understand, though. Usually when you destroy an enemy palace the level ends. The US and Iraqi forces should now have to move to another country and start building their respective bases again. And, since it's so late in the game, they'll have to worry about attacks by House Ordos, who are also in the region. Hmm, my living room looks nicer than the inside of Saddam's presidential palace. And my living room isn't that nice. "Washington Post columnist Michael Kelly was killed in a Humvee accident Thursday night" If you have to die, dying in a Humvee accident is pretty good. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea is good:( It has a seal and a closet full of gold. Sex and the City is good, too, as I know how much you love cities. "Making this the latest Segway accident to claim more than one thousand lives." Fullscreen is awful:( They cut off big slobs of picture. Unless it's open matte... which is still annoying. Matte Dawson Brigges Grr, I'm hungry. If I had a chrono-cake on my birthday in two weeks, maybe it'd come back to now and I could eat it. Barrie Almond has sent me a ten percent discount! but don't worry--since you're Barrie Almond 's friend, we won't use your e-mail address for anything else. If we ever stop being friends, Amazon will sell my e-mail address:( Well, Star Trek is a lot like sex -- even when it's pretty bad, I'll still pay the girl at Best Buy for some of it. "Apr 7, 2003 5:30 A.M. GAITHERSBURG, MD, US OUT FOR DELIVERY" Yay, my package is being delivered. Ironically, the package contains a human liver. Psych's away message: "fucking daylight savings time, missed all my classes today..." It's hard to believe that all his classes are within one hour. Frosty's away message says "HAREKUTT" I think we should figure out what that stands for. Hispanic-American Racist Education Keeps Undoing Trelane's Tie He's Also Really Easy, Keep Underscoring Tiny Things Nice work, old chap Thanks, Delta-Bagel. Delta Bagels are the only begals Tom Paris will eat. I'll buy you the fruitiest drink I can think of -- the Frosty Special. You know what Saddam has that I don't? Those shoulder things. Those are so awesome. Hehehe, Wacko Submarine. I saw that movie after, and I'm not making this up, losing the county-wide blimp-making competition. I couldn't fall asleep last night. So I just kept watching DS9 until I lost consciousness. Oh, and took drowzee cold medicine Well, I couldn't sleep and I was constipated, so I took snorlax. Hell, no, we won't go. Hey, hey, Tre-F-K, how many Snickers have you added horrible nuts to today? "Late night TV: From "shock and awe" to mock-and-guffaw." Whoever pitched this article to CNN needs to be shot. Quite frankly, Mister Apesmith, I'm the best of all possible men. I should commit honorable suicide (kiyushu) You're just lucky I don't have a gun with me:( Because I'd shoot myself. Then you'd be lonely. Your only friend: tequila. Your only lover: whiskey. LOAF, if you don't make it home, I'll see to it that your body is disposed of properly Thank you. I'd do the same for you, but you know how I feel about deceased lymph nodes. !!! Frosty was reunited with his life-long friend Duster??? White is pink when you're bleeding into your cornea! The government isn't letting you ship computers, as they're often used to hide drugs, bombs or drug-bombs. There's your problem. Computers, like women, don't like being opened and left in pieces all over the floor. Sounds like they finally found a good use for the B-1 bomber: killing people. Fish Dude - You're a medium sized fish living in the ocean. Your task is to eat all the fish smaller than you while avoiding big fish that try to eat you. There are other predators you must watch out for, such as fishermen and other various creatures, but the big fish are your main enemy. And in the end, we convinced her not to press charges. So how was *your* weekend? If ChrisReidAway knows what's good for him, he'll *stay* ChrisReidAway. I'll teach him to touch my daughter, I will. I have six daughters, each more fictional than the last. No, they're all fictional. But #6 is really, really, really, really, really fictional. * LOAF hands Ghost a can of Frosty: (FROSTY() Ggrrrr, why do people keep subscribing to CIC Complete? This joke was on us:( Those reporter guys have an Exploud *I* have an Exploud! So one would deduce that you're a reporter I am. I'm reporting on how much Meson sucks right now. I don't think Frosty deserves to have sorbert mailed to him at Lindone State Zigzagoon. There should be an ace-1 prequel story about him and the Westwood Chat people. Hmm, yeah, an ace-1 prequel would be great. And it'll turn out that somebody is really Chris Reid. Huzzah, my blood test results are back and I'm normal. Result: more burgers. Then let us rendezvous at the New Deal Inn. Bring your Chinaman. The New Deal is too expensive. It's the only restaurant at Lindone State Zigzagoon, as per my understanding. Thats back in Ye Olde Saybrooke, We have Subway and the Hi-boy in Lindone. Hmm, we'll go to the Hi-Boy. They have Hi-C, right? What's the word I'm thinking of from the last Futurama that Fry says? It's like... one word... that he exclaims... Where you'd normally think he'd say "Cool!" or something. I wish I was allergic to something. Then I could have a great 'I'm allergic' story for when I'm on a date. "Does the cheeseburger have Myconin-128? I'm allergic... funny story, I almost died once!" date? Buying yourself a triple cheeseburger is a form of a date. Another good trick is to have three regular cheeseburgers. Incidentally, five dollars will get you 3 bacon cheeseburgers and two things of fries at Wendys. This is now referred to as "that thing with three burgers". Hence I say to my brother "Hey, pick me up that thing with three burgers, here's a five." You have pop at home, though. And your pop buys you sodas. And you can drink the soda. In all seriousness, you just eat home sodas. (The Thing With Three Burgers) ---> Home (Sodas) ----> Deliciousity Now I want the thing with three burgers :( Maybe I can get some cash out and have my brother get it for me tonight. Except he has work. And he's the only person I can trust with my terrible secret. And Death's a professional supermarketographer, so *HAH*. Speaking of which, tell your boss they need to put better prizes in cereals. When I was a kid, that stuff was awesome... these days, it's like, a CD ROM with money saving tips on it. What the hell is that? Once I got Cheerios with Star Trek: The Next Generation stickers. But I live in the land of milk and honey, the area between Washington DC and Baltimore. "You and a friend are invited to attend the Journey of Taste - an informative, private Johnnie Walker Black Label event - led by someone guaranteed to get you excited about Scotch whisky. Come learn about single malts, blends, and maybe even absorb a dram of Scottish culture." As spam goes, that's pretty tempting. <^Nohbody_> The 20.25oz Cinnamon Toast Crunch boxes here come with free (well, besides the cost of the cereal) full-length DVD movies. Unfortunately, except for "Muppets Take Manhattan" (or one of the muppet movies, not entirely sure which) they're all little-little kid movies. Are they little kid movies we can still enjoy, like Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century or anything starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson? <^Nohbody_> nyet Dash:/ Which just goes to show you, we need an adult cereal. Ginger Lynn-O's. Wait, Jackie Chan Adventures is pretty great. As cartoons on the WB go, it's definately the third or so best. I guess it goes Pokemon -> Jackie Chan Adventures -> Cubix. Cubix isn't good at all, but it's a great concept and a fun word to say. Do they still show Dilbert? Dilbert was on UPN. And no. UPN's marketing strategy doesn't allow them to maintain more than one show aimed towards white people. Someday I'll be able to tell my kids that I remember when all the UPN shows were for white people. Platypus Man, Nowhere Man, that show with Q and Christopher Loyd... And they'll look at me and ask two questions... 1) What's UPN? 2) How'd you have kids without having any sex? And I'll explain that the answers to both questions are closely related. Ah, but for the days of watching early Voyager on that crappy futon. Those were the days, we thought we could change the world... and maybe we did. Except no, we didn't. Let me give you the advice that Frosty's mom never could: there's a world outside your underwear, Trelane. Hmmm, if this is a pound sign: #, and this is an at sign @, what's this %? Just a 'percent sign'? Or does it have some truly awesome name like ampherstand. (As in "Me and my buddy Jam are going to go to Ampherstand for the summer, since drugs are legal there.) Jam was a good guy, it's a shame he never existed. Popeyes doesn't have burgers. I had to get a "Po Boy Sandwhich" there. I got one the night I went to get drunk outside that church. Popeyes confuses me. Are they named after the wife-beating fictional sailor or the fish-killing disease? I'll put the plan with my canal... all I need now is a man. I'll seek advice for snagging me a man from Briggs, when we go to the Hi-Boy restaurant. Like how eggs + cake mix + frosting = cake, man + plan + canal = panama I kicked Briggs off the staff for practicing so-called "Yellow" journalism. (He was scared to report about a new kind of cat they invented) Kibo's Signature is so great. I can't help but think that, given the chance, I could have come up with it. Octopod don't have testicles. HARDEN! HARDEN! HARDEN! OH! HARDEN! HARDEN! HARDEN! Metaporn is great. Of course, if you're into it, we could watch something a little... zexier. Ie, a metapod and a kakuna. Ultima One was a crazy adventure with TIE Fighters and space shuttles. But Ultima Seven was a crazy adventure without TIE Fighters or Space Shuttles. My brother actually wrote a script for a Tetris movie. It's called Mystery Game, and you don't realize it's Tetris until the end. People chase eachother around a building or something. Actually, ChemTrol Lab's F-Sim v8.7 is the greatest fish simulator ever. But it's a professional grade fish sim that only top notch scientists will ever use. Odell Lake is certainly the best non-military fish sim. RPGs are turn-based and involve a high degree of freedom in character creation. Final Fantasy Whojamabob and Neocreature: Petmortem and whatever you kids play these days aren't RPGs. I say your anti-briggs, pro-Frosty policy doesn't go far enough! If I'm elected, a Frosty in every pot and a Briggs in every garage, crumpled under the car! I say your too far enough policy doesn't go too far enough! We need less Nutmegger Inns and more Subways! More Lyndons for everyone! I say your criticism of my too far policy doesn't go far enough! Less Hi-Boys and more New Deal Inns! Yeah, apples go bad. Hence the expression "You stay away from that Sandra Jones, she's a bad apple." You mean Apple *whore* ;-) Oh, wait, no, you meant core. (octopus) (^_snide) And that's how Trelane and LOAF learned an important lesson about friendship. Boy howdy, am I good at flyers. People are all like "Ben, make us a flyer, it should say you get a free lunch" And I'm like all "Will-do, shoe", and then I make a flyer with clip art of a burger on it. I hate when people say "proverbial " Yeah, that proverbially sucks. You should be required to tell a proverb after you say that. a proverb or a dirty joke Allright. Three nuns are killed in a car accident, and they're sent to heaven to meet God. hehehe, good one odd, why didn't Frosty wake up? Could it be that the Wake-Up emoticon doesn't work all the time? That's a crazy theory, crazy-dumb. More likely, he's trapped in a time pocket. The effects of the emoticon haven't yet reached him. Robot Also Ran: The Terrifyingly True Story of the 3034 Democratic Primaries. If (and lets face it, it's more a matter of when) I become a subway train for some reason, I'll be pretty happy. Much like the rank of scout between cub and boy, we-blow. Right after he wrote that, he was shot He never had a chance to say goodbye. It saddens me that a young life, so full of veal, could be taken from us at so early a stage. Apparently Saddam's regime's most horrible crime was keeping rugs from the people of Iraq. They keep showing looters carrying off rolled up rugs. "Finally! Wall to wall carpeting!" Star Trek V: Special Edition on 9/2/03. So we can celebrate September 11th the way it was meant to be celebrated: with director commentary from William Shatner. hrm, is there a move that raises accuracy? Like a reverse Sand-Attack? Sand-Suck Does Ash ever actually *say* that he's got to catch them all? Because he doesn't do a good job of it. Hey, Trelane Is your sister married? One of them is, the other isn't In the format of firstname-lastname, what's the name of the one who isn't? Katie Gallagher is the unmarried one GALLAG-HER? I JUST MET HER! I'm making a team of 5 Zigzagoons for some raisin Then they can make an episode where Ash and company meet you. Brock will hit on you and Misty will drag him away by the ear. Unless it's an Advance Generation episode, in which case Brock will hit on you and May will drag him away by the ear. I can think of no more noble an enterprise than having every episode of Pokemon available for viewing at a moments notice. Yes, I just created an awesome replica of my puff-cat. Using a huge mound of fur from brushing him and a cat skull from my family's collection of bones. "WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- One of a pair of cloned bantengs, a rare species of Asian cattle, has been euthanized because it was abnormally large" Awww, fudge, I'm in trouble. You should take some of that drug that amkes you feel better: heroin. So, I never got to sleep last night. I just stayed up and got progressively crazier. I still haven't found anyone who wants to trade for the bear heads :( This was much easier for Jake and Nog. 'Hickory' sounds bad, though, like something you'd use to beat your children with circa 1952. "You befowled our drinking water?! Go and cut me a hickory switch." Bandit LOAF is mad. He bought evil Hefty garbage bags instead of Glad super-sacks. Grrrrr. They call this a bargain? You can only make up to ten percent of your purchase with that :( It's such a scam, I wanted to answer thousands of trivia questions and get a segway. Boy howdy, gents and ladies, folks round here call me Loaf, never mind why. Figure I been sheriff in these parts for, oh, coming on twenty years, I reckin'. Space Muslims intend to crash Neptune into Jupiter. The blue from Neptune would mix into it and it'd turn all ugly. Like when you mix two slurpees and they turn brown. Bowling for Columbine was dumb. If you want to watch a fat jerk argue an inane point with questionable logic and facts, you're welcome to watch me talk about the WC movie's canonicity. My brother and I went to "Checkers", which is some sort of fast food place. The burger was good, the fries sucked... but the drink was amazing... It had the following slogan: "Checkers and coke grew up together." Which made the entire meal worthwhile. Anyway, during the walk back to work, without noticing it I became really excited and started jumping over things:( Like leaping into the air to go from one sidewalk-block to the next. I've been having trouble with doritos lately. We started a boxing club here I started a boxing car, once. At night some train jerks hitched it to a locomotive and pulled it away :( * LOAF whispers "He's going to send you porn." There, now if it's just a picture of a pretty girl it's ruined. For I have planted the seeds of porn in Trelane's mind. Wait, Trelane didn't have any problem with Japanese women when we were fighting in the Korean War. Well, we were'nt fighting, we were a pair of hilarious misfit doctors. Always getting the better of our rigid, by-the-book roomate Meson. I think there's a lesson here: do not hijack a passenger ferry. I speak Japan-ese, I think. Or, as it is known in Japan, Kiyushu. Satoshi Kahn mingo rustburro. Space-diem n'afta grossric ka mantelope. Checkers and coke grew up together. Since I cured all disease in my fish tank, I might get some more fish. Possibly fish that kiss eachother. Fish have great names, like 'gouramies' or 'chichlids' or 'luvdiscs'. Also, asking if an elevator is going up or down is a good question. However, when it's a talking elevator and it says "UP!", you don't have to procede to ask "Down, right?" Instead of a soda I got "strawberry melon". I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I have a theory. It's my belief that Frosty sucks. Thanks for advancing my theory, geode-prawn. I'd like to clamp her perl, if you know what I mean ;) Hey, Frosty, what would your sister's name be if she married Trelane, in the format firstname lastname? Ashleigh Gallagher Gallag-her, I just met her? alternatively, leigh Ash? I just gallag'd her! Huzzah, downloaded the first episode of Pokemon Advanced Generation. Hehe, this is so great. May is pretty hot for a ten year old. Hmm, I need to strangle Concordia. Yeah, he's pretty stupid. I kind of doubt that she's a woman. Grr, I put hair goop in my hair and now it's all hard. Sir, I am offended that you would *EDIT* the home video release of that quote, just to cover up the existence of *RACISM*! The NRA should finance their own re-edit of ET where every set piece is replaced with a gun. And cute early-80s Drew Barrymore with sexy 2003 Drew Barrymore. Huffpuffhuffpuff Sweet, the episode of Duck Tales where Scrooge goes to the future and everything is owned by his arch-enemy is on. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2. Rider: What business does an elf, a dwarf and a man have in the Riddermark... AGAIN? So, apparently my girlfriend's in a coma. hmm, that's serious I know, I know. There were times when I could have murdered her Ehh, you know, I'd hate for anything to happen to her. I don't want to see her Do you really think she'll pull through? There were times when I could have strangled her Fin. You sure hate my girlfriend. What are you talking about? You won the Farengo Monkey Ribbon for Excellent Efficiency thirteen years in a row. The new slogan for Reeces Pieces is "RU N2 PB?" I didn't think I could stop loving Reeces Pieces, but apparently they can make me :( Nyet, the proper response is: "Hmmm, well, Frosty, there's an ancient Chinese proverb that I believe is appropriate here: blow me, assjerk." I keep my porn in c:\Centy It was originally for the models assosciated with the 3D Centurion. Bidets scared the crap out of me when I had one:( Wait, also, that wasn't a pun. Well, I suppose if anything's going to be on instead of Futurama, King of the Hill is the best choice I'd like a show where they deliver free gold to my house. Maybe there's some sort of club you can join that does that Well, Sam's Club has that feature, but they also give discounts on bulk candy, and I'm just not interested in that. 2+Y=2Y, therefore + = *, QED. Yo, Briggs. Trelane wants Frosty beaten. I'll give you a tasty snausage if you do it for us. I made a cake once. It had octopuses and cowboys on it. So, looks like we're gunning for Syria now. That's cool, I've had it in for them since they took over that space ship in Space Quest I. My Pikachu is at Level 44. I'll Thunder Stone him when he's at 50 Like how they stoned Jesus. And he evolved into God. Oh, so now you do whatever *Death* tells you to do? Go tell it to The Man, boss, cause that's what you've become. Hmm, I'm leaving you. I think we need to take some time apart and think about our relationship. I think we really need a chance to sleep with other people. And maybe when I wake up, a horrible plague will have killed off most of humanity Yeah, this SARS virus has been pretty disappointing... Meson. Yup, but Mrs. Yamatoo NGDOCHI's husband, deceased, hid ten million African warboards in the Swizzerson Bank and Trust. I reccomended you to her as a reliable contact for retrieving that money. I'm sure she'll be willing to give you a percentage for your troubles. Mayo on a sandwhich makes it goood / Just 'bout the way it should' / Da-da-da You know, the Japanese revere playing Privateer in Windows, or 'kiyushu', for its sexual prowess. Whew, a refreshing shower. Or, as the Japanese call it, "kiyushu". First, I'm at work. I work in the day, Monday through Friday. Second, YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO GET THEM FROM SOMEONE ELSE. You made quite a point of it. oh wow, I need to get a present for Hitler's birthday You could just have a Hitler moustache for the day. And people who don't like Hitler can have a reverse-Hitler moustache. With the part in the middle shaved and the rest having hair. Wow, TNN is becoming "SPIKE TV". This is the sort of corporate reshuffling that can only end with me shooting someone. The Briggs you knew never really existed. He was a personality overlay. The real Briggs was a snooty British woman. The real Briggs was a snooty British woman. I'm sad you're alive, too. Remember when I shot down your plane in the Andes and you had to eat the soccer team? That was a fun day. Yeah, I wish I was a kid so I wouldn't worry about sex. Then I could focus on Star Trek spinoff products more. hmm, I stopped worrying about sex a year or so ago Yeah, but you still have to waste five minutes looking at porn once or twice a week:/ That time could be used to read three Deep Space Nine mini-comics. If a movie I once saw the name of is any indication, you can get a car in sixty seconds. I definately want to bribe the touch pool girl to let me touch the blue lobster. Any time is a good time to go to the National Aquarium in Washington DC, since it's a secret aquarium that only I know about. The Calvert Marine Museum is a room containing a boat, a tank with two otters in it and some models of sea captains. It is great, it's absolutely freaking great. me an me flukeys went down to natts house but natt ees from south oz and is a might of a headcrab ey!!!!! we watched Australia on the telly, American prisons are dunn scarry ma8. Just between you and me, LOAF, I think he's holding out on us. When we agreed to rob that liquor store, we agreed to 25% of the money each. But that only adds up to 75% Well, ten percent went to Allah, of course. Another five went to the purchase of Overload(tm) Candy Bars. ^Death's Evil Army Hmm, first I'd watch a Pokemon. Then a DS9. Then a Pokemon. And then a DS9. And so on, in that manner. Much as how you might eat a mint between each meal. Ash and Gary never see eachother. If they were secretly lovers they'd make excuses to meet eachother more than once a year. Speaking of which, I need to meet Chris Reid for something. (1) Cat Liver, (2) Cat Kidneys, (2) Cat Lungs, (4) cat legs, (1) cat tail, (1) cat colon, (1) cat stomach Once Ghost was in a fight with a big stray cat... and when that fight was over, the cat couldn't ever have babies. Oh, when I say 'got in a fight with', I mean 'spayed'. No, he's a professional veterinarian. Slash lawyer. Slash lawyers deal generally with cases involving fanfic. The later versions of the GEM VDI/AES support features such as cached and compressed fonts bezier curves and improvements to GEM OUTPUT. The use of screen and printer device runtime configuration via *.ddf's etc. started here. dear byydo, rawk ownz! i m going 2 protest 4 anarchy in town lol i have not cum n irc b-bcz of the police lol! - liz It's what he's famous for. HH is, very literally, Horatio Hornblower in space. They showed piles and piles of VHSes at one of the palaces on the news. Figures someone as evil as Saddam Hussein would support such an evil video format. Oh no! Chris Reid is dying, and only happy or possibly sad clips from his past can save his life! You know what sucked? Yesterday. The substitute for my cancer teacher made us make posters. I just ate mints for three hours while my 'group' colored. It was supposed to teach us about how people function in a group. Now I have to write an essay about having made a poster. Quick, turn on SPIKE-TV! Stupid Passover. What kind of crazy religion dedicates a holiday to randomly skipping chapters on DVDs? Easter is so much better, where you look for hidden features. blast, I've got something in my eye ;) Something in your eye, eh? To the harmtent with you! Frosty and Briggs are giving eachother manwiches right now. Briggs, though possessing an incourigable bravado, is a good man at heart -- he didn't admit that his friend David was helping him. What Frosty and Briggs have is more than a drunken prom night misadventure. Much more. Kerri-Lee Halkett and Amy Robach star in... MISS ADVENTURE. Let me tell you a story. Every day I'd go into town and there'd be a man with a cart selling crepes. "Crepes suck", I'd say to myself, and I'd get some fast food down the street. But one day my brother bought one of those crepes. And he said "This is the most amazing thing I've ever eaten."üAnd he gave me a bite, and it was the most amazing thing he'd ever eaten and it was pretty amazing for me, too. And I swore then and there that I'd get a crepe one day. But when I went back, the crepe guy was gone. And he never came back. The moral of this story is clear: never try anything you can't be certain will always be there. http://www.quickhamburger.fr/gif/mozza.gif What the hell is that? :( I'm not sure:( A breaded pickle holder? Americans have been building a bigger burger since President Roosevelt began the Burger Initiative at the turn of the century... But European meat-sandwhich development has been fairly stagnant. Historically, Germany has been the source of sandwhich upgrades -- but two world wars took their toll. I wish they'd invent a way to trade between the original Pokemons and the GBA Pokemons. You'd think that Japan, the country that invented getting attacked with nuclear bombs, would be smart enough to figure that out. Only using regular balls?! PUT HIM IN THE HARMTENT! No one from Old Saybrook has updated their livejournals in seven weeks. I thereby theorize that the town of Old Saybrook was destroyed by methods most fowl exactly seven weeks ago. I wish people wouldn't list stupid sex crap as 'interests'. Everybody likes having their genitals rubbed, it's genetic, it's not something you need to put any thought into. When the show ends, there can be a spinoff show about Ross hunting dinosaurs or something. Like how they made a Cheers spinoff with Frasier hunting dinosaurs. (It was later retooled into Frasier being a psychiatrist) Actually, it's an "e-Jay" -- a robot programmed to bust mad rhymes. So, now I have a project... I have to make a little house for a tiny Monster Truck. Before 4:00. Hurn, my shoulder hurts. I should never have tried to make my bed. It was odd that Kira didn't know who Spock and Kirk were, though. I mean, I know who they are and they haven't been born yet. He's not the brightest nut on the face-tree. I feel like that when I stop taking zoloft. My brain kind of breaks. Not breaks, but it plays like a CD with a scratch in it. So it has like these little fuzzy bits where everything skips. Hold on a second, I'm still thinking about the Step by Step erotica. If I ever have a birthday again, I'd probably make people sing the Futurama birthday song You probably won't, though. I'd be willing to bet neither of us will survive our trip to the Bajoran Fire Caves at the end of this season. Huzzah I got a new camera, so now we're cooking with bacon. Does it have gigapexels? All over the place! Now I can take pictures of stuff really quickly. Also, it's really small, so I can keep it with me all the time. Just like Peter Parker. http://www.spiderfan.org/cgi-bin/cover.pl?90542,peter_porker,mt1.jpg Technically, I'm more like Peter Porker, the Amazing Spider Ham. I wish I was making that up. Make like ten burgers and if people ask you, tell them your mom and dad and seven brothers are coming to visit. Then pretend to be all sad when they don't show up, and eat the burgers. Uh, LOAF, have you got the files? I'm on the laptop. Lemme go upstairs and send them from my regular computer. Back in a minute. When Frosty, a notorious homosexual, says something is gay, it's not the same as you or I saying it's gay. Like if I were to go "Wow, Trelane, apple-scent apple bars are gay", it means I hate them. But if *Frosty* were to say it, it'd mean he wants to give one to Briggs in a very erotic manner. I had a dream that I was giving a speech in speech class and I ended up saying something really racist, and then to cover for it I claimed it was because I secretly wished I was black. I really shouldn't do any public speaking ever. Will-do. Damn Chinese, they're just a bunch of box-eating water-boxers. Slanty eyed nonsense feeders. A black guy who can't find crack? I think not. I really shouldn't be letting my nine year old cousin watch this. Anybody remember a Saved by the Bell where they met Alf? I can't have a portable drive now:/ All my slots are filled. My left pocket has a phone and a GBA. And my right pocket has a camera and a wallet. I'm all maxed out. I guess I could put something in one of those creepy back pockets. I wish I had a hammer, so I could hang it from the hammer-strap on my pants. ham her? I just met her! some guys try to un-circumsize themselves by hanging weights from their penis !Kerri-Lee The concept of something hanging from my penis reminded me. Say what you will about Hitler, he genetically selected some attractive women. I wonder where Frosty is. He should be telling us how great Penny Arcade is. I thought Frosty decided he'd failed all his classes and was abandoning college for the noble sport of lying around doing nothing. I guess Budgeo68 will put him in the harmtent, if you catch my drift. Cheeses, I got a Wailmer to L40 over the course of this morning, try harder:( Mike "Trelane" Gallagher never made it home. Maybe he found happiness out there on the way to the Store -- maybe he met with a bad end. We'll probably never know. Folks' round here eventually moved on with their lives and forgot about their old friend. Who? Exactly. Could the SARS be a God plague? like AIDS? Well, God does hate Chinese people. But for an all-powerful being, he's not very good at killing us en-masse. it would be fun if God plays with us like a Civ or SimEarth game That'd explain gay people. Since the primary objective of The Sims is to make guys kiss eachother. You mean 1:00-1:59 Since Foundation Hour goes from 1:59-3:00 Or perhaps it's still 1:00-2:00, and the extra time is called Overlap Minute. World War 1 was the 100 Years War. World War 2 was World War 1. World War 3 was the Great Depression. World War 4 was World War 2. World War 5 was skipped for clerical purposes. World War 6 was the cold war and the space program. World War 7 is the war between Australia and New Zealand. Pacific Information, how can I direct your call? Yum, yeah, give me the number for the Twix Factory. 1-800-TWIX-FAC, sir. Collectively, Magma and Dinjoushi are known as Kiyushu. http://page5.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/e19605396 ???????? SUPER_BIG_DONUTS ?987? LARGE DONUTS AUCTION ROOM "an exclusive CD-ROM that's die cut in the shape of the Nemesis Wings!" On a scale of one to amazing, I'd rank that as amazing. So, last night at the party, I'm upstairs lonking this chick, and she's like all "LONK! LONGK! OH! LONK!", and, long story short, I'm not allowed to call the fire department anymore. Why hadn't the fighting fish posted his new web site online yet? He was still BETTA TESTING it! Odd how Hardees went from dry and sucky to being the gooiest burger ever made. Like how they know what you mean when you say 'supersize', even though that's specifically McDonaldsish. God won't send me to hell for saying supersize instead of biggiesize at Wendys. Conversely, he will send me to hell for saying *anything* but 'holster size' at Roy Rodgers, since that's just too cool a variation to waste saying. The Hardees main burger does. You eat it and it goes right into your gut. It's a burger you can feel. I've been all over this great nation and I've yet to have eaten a burger that wasn't worth the effort of stuffing it in my mouth. I remember one of the greatest burgers I ever had... I was driving north, just out of Mexico and I stopped in this little dive somewhere before I hit Tucson. The burger they had there was very, very good. Yeah, it'll be great to get back to Olde Saybrook. So we can all score with that fvoclockshadow chick. I have firsties and Trelane has secondies. Oh, also, Briggs called you a "potemkin". There, $5,000 in Amazon questions answered. Time to order me a Segway. Time to pick classes for next term. Oh, dibs, I get to pick. ES401 - Introductory Esperanto. RB119 - Robotics for Minors. ZZ109 - Z.Z. Top Appreciation. MA569 - SuperCalculus. DUEYE - Unusual Mystery Class. What'd the unhappy husband do on Christmas eve? Murdered his wife and unborn child and dumped them in the ocean. *rimshot* My name is Mister Blackwell, and I control the Immaculate Baking Company. I want to catch all the Pokemon fish, so Misty will notice me. "Oh, my", she'll say, "your Waillord is so big." Then, with the help of the glass-making guy, I'll give her my pink rod. Man, it's bright out. How bright is it? So bright that the seas have boiled and the fish are dying! Damn... I really didnt want to get up. Damn class. Well, you know what they say about class ;) (It's an example of the Demarque-Lewis single-tier social interaction setting) Speaking of fire, how was it that the amazing world of Farenheit 451 managed to replace every object in the world *EXCEPT BOOKS* with things that can't be burned? Why can't the secret underground book memorizing people just write the text of the books on walls or something? "MSNBC NEWS BULLETIN - White powder in Wash. state. First tests indicate biotoxin" That explains why Chris didn't get the anthrax I sent him for his birthday LAST MONTH. Grrr, why, why, why aren't there Voodoo 5 drivers for Windows 3.1? My wife, Fictionina, wants to play Myst :( Hehehe, Delance e-mailed me to say we should be less mean to Concordia. Because she's a "lady". Aww, crab, are we missing Earth Day? Back when the early nineties were cool, Earth Day rocked. When I was in fifth grade (1990 or so), they had a big Earth Day party and gave people all sorts of free crap. They had a guy from NASA who handed out glossy satellite photos. And I was the only person who cared, so he threw them all out in back of the gym afterwards. And I fished them all out and had like a thousand satellite photos. It was the best Earth Day ever. Now here's a boy who loves the Earth: Cpl_Hades. "The world's children feel the burden of the world's water crisis more than anyone. Each day it is estimated that 6,000 people lose their lives to diarrheal disease." Thanks, Earth Day website. I think the people who feel the true burden of 6,000 people dying of "diarrheal disease" are the worlds sewage workers. You know what was great? War. The news was always awesome two weeks ago or so. But now we've lost our way, with crap about people killing their wives and mailing eachother powder. Canada has hated me ever since I panned the latest installment of William Shatner's breaktaking Tek War saga. And I think Weasel fell off a cliff and died. :o I found the books with the pink blob that I'd been looking for. Yeah, when I was in elementary school there was this series of books about a space crew... and they had this pink blob creature with them. I remembered that in one of the stories the blob froze itself sealing a damaged colony dome thing. Vigorous weeds from another galaxy kill the crops grown for earth on an Astro-orb and threaten to destroy the entire agricultural station. Back in the seventies you could grow crops on an astro-orb. That must have created a power vacuum. Causing Radical Frostites to capture important government positions. W.I.S.O.R.: The Robo-Welder, Welding & Inspection Steam Operations Robot Oh, that's easy. I can give you that presentation right now. BEGIN PRESENTATION. Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. I'll give you a moment to get seated. {Wait for laugh}. Seriously, though, I'm here to talk about Enterprise Beans, by Dale Green. But before we can truly begin to understand this article, we need to gain an understanding of the basis behind it -- specifically, Enterprise and Beans. Enterprise is UPN's highest rated program -- which isn't saying much -- and the latest incarnation of the long-lived Star Trek series. It began running in 2001 and has recently been renewed for a third season. It stars Scott Blackula as Captain Archer, commanding the starfleets first Warp-5 ship. Enterprise is a 'prequel' to the original Star Trek of the nineteensixties. There's an old saying among my people: beans, beans, the magical fruit -- and so on. This saying is not entirely correct: beans are not a fruit. In fact, beans are the exact opposite of a fruit; which is to say that they are a vegetable. The term 'beans' does not do its meaning justice -- in fact, there are a vast number of beans... in all shapes and sizes. We will focus this evening on the pinto bean and the green bean as examples of common beanality. The pinto bean is, I think, a white kidney-shaped bean with a little black circle on it. They are often used in soups. The green bean is, in fact, three beans -- encased in a single bean sac. They are long and thin, as befitting of their nature. Green beans are often used to make buttered green beans and unbuttered green beans. Now, what does Star Trek have to do with beans? At first, you'd think very little. That's where Mr. Green's article comes into play to prove us all wrong. From Star Trek, make the short but sweet leap to NBC's futuristic sub drama seaQuest -- a mid nineties show which tried to duplicate Star Trek "underwater". During the second season, the seaQuest was attacked by killer plants. And what are plants made of? Exactly -- beans. Thank you, and goodnight. You've been a great audience. They've set up two microphones up front, if anyone would like to ask questions. Silver Spring is between Wheaton and Tacoma Park. Ashton ------> Olney -----> Wheaton -----> Silver Spring ---> Tacoma Park ---> Washington D.C. I wonder what happened to C777... God made him run a plane into the Pentagon. It was all over the news for a while. That was about five years ago. It didn't work out, so somebody else had to do it again later. They opened a new one. The old one is humorously referred to as the 'Old New Deal' now. Hence... OND! LOL! ROOFYOUMALE! Allow me to perform the rebuttle: Mario 3 blew. Mario 1 and 2 were excellent. They pitted the average man who could eat flowers and grow bigger against a range of fantastic enemies. But Mario 3! Mario 3! He could become a frog or a raccoon or whatever? What the hell is that? Pure unadulterated crap is what that is. I have quite an ambitious plan for after-work today. I think the keyword that describes the backbone of my plan is thus: Star Trek Voyager novels. Then I'll go to dinner, and then I'll go to a movie. Just like that TBS series, Son of the Beach. And the movie tickets are free because my brother got made manager of the theater. He got hired to be a tickety guy like three weeks ago. And then they fired everybody else and made him a manager. Unfortunately, all the movies playing this month are from 1938. Oh, also, today is Administrative Assistants Day, so there's candy on my desk. "The video for the album's first single was pulled due to offending images of her throwing a hand grenade at a George W. Bush look-alike -- an image Madonna said might be misunderstood while the nation was at war with Iraq." Because the subtle meaning of throwing a grenade at the president is easy to overlook. And there's that mirror universe series that pits the women of Voyager, TNG and Deep Space Nine against eachother (in the deadly game of sex-having). I could change my objective for the library and do Young Adult Novels, since I know they have those. And the adventures of Young Janeway would be pretty sexy. "Comments: One of several young adult Trek novels by Gallagher, and her only Trek collaboration with Burke, this is the second volume of the Janeway trilogy." You knew! You knew!:~( Amy Robot said something interesting on the news this morning. That she was an extra in the last episode of 90210 at David and Donna's wedding. If only there were a network that ran 90210 eight times a day so I could tape it and watch for her. Hola, amigos! Del guard della miestro biological chemistry, por favor! Heydes Helloaf nospacebar Cleaningmykeyboard Ohokay HaveyoumadeyourplanstocometotheUSyet? Hmm,I'mabouttolosemybottomrowofkeys Almmxxfczfcxxxxxxxfffffvvv g There should be an opposite one for when I screw up and ask for Frosty emoticon, telling me to go fuck myself. be back after 11 Just like that movie you made in the seventies, Mike G's Be Right Black. http://www.theonion.com/onion3915/dvd_collection.html Wow, that's exactly the sort of risk I live with. Ahh, I added a video aquarium to my wish list and now Amazon is insisting that I buy creepy British puppet movies. The true test of a thermos is in its ability to keep things cold (or hot) -- never forget this. I hate that book so much that I've never even read it. My future self sent me a note saying not to read it, though, because I'll hate it. And that's the *only* thing he ever sent -- it must be of paramount importance. I mean, I'd think I'd send myself something like 'DON'T GO BLIND' or 'DON'T MEET DKS'. But apparently hating Enders Game is more important. Oh, is the "But there's no law against killing the other half!" an Asimov joke or just a confusing thing? I don't think there are any Asimov jokes http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0395572266/002-6792780-4688068?vi=glance I stand corrected LOAF is... survey says: a) not his; (b) not funny; (c) corny; and... (d) sexually boring and/or gross. Why did were the baby strawberries crying? Because their mom and dad were in a jam! This is a terrifying joke. I'm not eating any more candies with jokes in them. [06:35] * Kinnear-SecretProject whispers to santa what he wants. :) [06:36] * FTC_GG watches two naked Gwyneth Paltrow clones walk past the channel and casts a disapproving eye at Kinn ;-)) Everything about #W-C is a homosexual. "My real name is Melissa. Some call me Mel, or Lisa; my father calls me Weasel" That explains a lot. I find it very, very appropriate that the #Wing-Commander Rockin' Music Station is hosted by Gallaudet.edu. (College for the deaf) Laffy Taffy is not good, and yet I keep eating it. According to the bus schedule, the bus to Wheaton comes every five minutes. And there's another bus that comes every nine minutes that also goes to Wheaton. I, Parker Lewis, can't lose. Is Chris really here, or does he have a script to reply when people mention the guy who shuts down the containment unit in Ghostbusters? I wonder if Trelane and I each represent one slice of ham. That's a good idea, but what if it had two ham electrons instead of just one? I like your style. This old thing? It's a Rivadaciado Llemanrnon vintage 1997 yellow and blue striped shirt. The tie is purely my own design, though -- I made it out of a regular tie and ketchup. Okay, can you reduce the size of the center piece a bit, and tilt the hams so they're parallel to it instead of to the orbital? If I don't make it back from this one, I want you to know that... that I lo... that I love dinners. I don't want to be cryptic, but expect to see an Allosaur in Jurassic Park 4 ;) I caused two buses to die. The 4:01 ran into a car and the 4:05s engine caught on fire. My 4:09 passed them both. Yeah, it was great. I'll have a full report complete with pictures of baby fish and Tom Hanks' poor English in the morning. "Founder of the Klingon Language Institute (KLI), a non-profit organization that promotes the study of the ficticious language, Lawrence Schoen, was recently asked to present to U.S. military and civilian linguists. The government felt that terrorists might try to use Klingon--which possesses unique sound patterns and grammar--as a code for their communications." Must... destroy... world. It's funny... kill one man, and you're a murderer... kill a million men, and you still can't find a ROM of Odell Lake. If you believe eating an entire pizza-pie is the highest form of comedy, I'll gladly oblige. I can paypal you money for a pizza. Then I could paypal a slice back to you. It'd be neat if paypal supported pizza If only Sandra Bullock, pioneer of ordering pizzas on The Net, hadn't died at such a young age. Q: Should I enable cookies? A: Yes, please check this option if you wish to recieve delicious bakery-fresh chocolate chip treats with your order. "The famed Ashton pump slaked the thirst of travelers and farmhands at the Ashton Store" I think I know her. My brothers theater was pretty awesome. He brought us free popcorn and drinks during the movie. And he gave a speech introducing the movie before it started. Which is funny, since he'd described the movie to me the night before as "a pretty good World War 2 movie". (It was made in 1938) Oh, and they had these posters of Tom Hanks smiling, with a quote next to him that said "The AFI Silver is where movie lovers like you and me should go!" I'm pretty sure Tom Hanks hasn't ever been to the AFI Silver... and that it should be 'you and I'. Well, instead of that, you can help me write my Felicity fanfic: For Whom the Bell Noels. {FLASHBACK ---woo----}ü What?! No!ü Yes, young Trelane, pick -- your new born daughter or your carefully constructed wooden dinosaur skeleton model!ü AHHH! THERE HAS TO BE AN EASIER WAY!ü{Deflashback ---woo---ü} You probably don't remember that, because it didn't actually happen. Oh, you *do* remember -- the crab king gave you her skeleton when he was done feeding his children. As we say in France, "that's life". (If we were in France, we'd still speak English.) Oh, that's the oldest trick in the book. "Oh, don't worry, Mister Gallagher, the check's in the bank. ;)" Yeah, well, I'm not falling for it, and as surely as Briggs is screwing Frosty you shouldn't either!ü My mom doesn't call me Mr. Gallagher The bank guy does. I don't think I've ever actually talked to the bank guy You haven't? Wow, you should -- he's an interesting fellow. He lost his leg fighting communists... in Oregon. {FLASHBACK ---woo----}ü Leave Now! Use your bicycles!ü I lost my bicycles in a boating accidentü{Deflashback ---woo---} Yeah, I did too many quaaludes and LSD in the 70's Yeah, I definately remember that.ü{FLASHBACK ---woo----}ü Welcome to my night club! Would you like a quaalude or an LSD?ü Yes.ü{Deflashback ---woo---} {FLASHBACK ---woo----}ü What ever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, evening tv?ü I KILLED THEM ALL!ü Even evening TV, which is more a concept than something that can be killed?ü Eat your LSD.ü{Deflashback ---woo---} I seem to have had a lot of run-ins with the King Crab No, this was all the same day. I assume, unless you went back to the night club run by a monsterous killer crustacean. Which I guess is possible, with the quaaludes and such. Eh, Koffing exists but to turn into Wheezing and be forgotten in my Box 2. Such is the sad life of such a monster. {FLASHBACK ---woo----}ü Frosty's long lost father, no!ü Hehe, Pokemon Box looks awesome!ü MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS! DIE!ü{Deflashback ---woo---} You'd think I'd stop doing this eventually. But no. {FLASHBACK ---woo----}ü Captain, I'm the Delta Quadrant's greatest wrestler. Thanks for saving me with the DELTA FLYER.ü No problem, Frosty Asher-Lawson... but maybe you can repay me... sexily!ü{Deflashback ---woo---} I have to go to the bathroom, brb. Hey, remember the last time I went to the bathroom?ü{FLASHBACK ---woo----}ü Bathroom, brbü{Deflashback ---woo---} {FLASHBACK ---woo----}ü What will you have? I'll have... the steak and cheese. And to drink? A coke.ü And you? Cheeseburger special. How do you want that cooked? Medium well, please. And to drink? Coke, please.ü{Deflashback ---woo---} The difference between a cheeseburger and a cheeseburger special was fries :( I thought that was pretty crummy. It was nice and quick, though. I was like burger, and they had it in a few minutes. Then my dad asked if I always ordered a burger, and I told him that one time I didn't. I went to Madisons in Olney once, and it was like fathers day... so they had some crazy specific meat you had to have. So I couldn't get a burger:/ Fraction hour is half up. I show three seconds until then. Seconds don't count in this town, Mister Yup, not in Dagwood Nosecondtown. There should have been a Sliders where they finally got home and they got some M&Ms and they *didn't* have tan. And we all know that tan got cancelled. But the Sliders don't. So they slide away. Now *that's* CandyDrama. I know everything. For instance: there's no such thing as a Husky Dog -- they're just German Shepards that got messed up. A cop shooting a 7-year old with a toy gun would be awesome, though. If there's one thing I hate more than six year old boys, it's seven year old boys. That reminds me, I need 3D models for my mod. The idea is that we'll convert all the objects in Half Life into different artists renderings of hot dogs. I had a horrible experience last night. I had a dream about Octopus. And when I woke up I was like "Wow! I need to watch Octopus!" But I only own Octopus 2: River of Fear. Good Day, Bad Life: The True Story of Frosty Asher-Lawson They've beaten a dead horse into carbon, compressed it into diamonds, taken the diamonds and are now mining the empty area where the dead horse was. Hrrrrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhr. My head hurts. Frosty, wake up. Trelane, come back. ChrisReid, go sell things at Gamestop. Ugh, Pepsi Blue is awful. On the other hand, it's free. Heheh yeah, whenever I've had it, they were giving it away. It tastes like.. pain and blueberries. Yeah, like paint and blueberries. I also beat the crap out of my sister. I took out her entire lineup with my one Swampert. She was like all "I trained my fire Pokemon so they can beat water Pokemon!"... yeah, well, who's crying now? Who's crying now? You know what I don't want to do? Lose half my money. I guess I could spend all my moneys before I go fight them. And then what'll they grab? My balls? I ask again: WILL THEY GRAB MY BALLS? I AM SETTING YOU UP. That's not really a set-up, that's a joke in itself No, a joke in itself is when a midget eats itself! *rimshot* If you really love me, you'll Swellow. Just to squash any rumors, I caught Registeel, Regice and Regirock ;) Yeah. It'd have taken a lot longer if I couldn't already read braille. Bud Light? Ptth, no thank you. I only date girls who drink unrefined dinosaur juice. Dog piss with a different name is still dog piss, as per Shakespeare. Hehe, I actually don't know anything about beer, but I do know that it's hip to insult whatever kind of beer everyone else is drinking. Loser, that's not TC, that's Jason "ace-1" Natske. Auction about to end. Heh heh heh. Somebody tried to snipe me, but BAMMO, WHIZKAK. That's the story of how I bought a used t-shirt. I just installed four new fish. And I went to the library book sale and got a hardcover copy of THe Forever War *and* a Zork choose your own adventure. It was a very Trelane visit. They aren't kissing yet. But the other fish seem to be biting them. Mini supreme? That's like a stupid genius or a Frosty straight guy. It just doesn't make sense. Oh, that reminds me, at the mall there was this kid and his little sister looking at GBA games, and he was like "Remember this? We used to hvae it for the 3DO, our first game system." It just seems weird that like a 12 year old had a 3DO as his first game system. Also, what game was ported from the 3DO to the GBA? Frosty and I had ponies :( I mean 3DOs. The Supreme Court says that to legally steal a game you have to use an amusing euphamism when talking about it. Ie, 'I might just have to "buy" it;-)' or 'Guess I'll try the 24-hour trial version;-)' Oh, there's this big campus-wide protest today What are they protesting? People who ruin geodes, I hope. I'm anti-circus! If Tibet were a circus, I'd free it... with nukes. Oh, I went to my sisters 4th grade classroom today. To drop off a rat. The teacher had apparently created the 'burger method' of learning. There were all these charts showing processes like "Create a topic" -> "Research" -> "Rough Draft" and such... But they were all drawn on variably complex burgers. Ranging from a burger with two buns and a meat to a burger with a meat and like ten toppings. Have you checked out Mike Nelson's Death Rat! yet? No, Amazon, I can honestly say that I have not. If you had my job at your campus you could watch protests from your window. You know what they should protest? How much comic books cost these days. Holy crap, I forgot about the chamber gas. My brother and I were waiting for a table yesterday, so we went to the Korean grocery store. And we bought a bag of peanuts with a giant squid on them and a pack of cookies mysteriously labled "CHAMBERGAS". I had my friend John look at the peanuts, and he translated that they were cuttlefish flavored. So I'm pretty glad I didn't eat them. Ash is modding Pikachu, I guess. Or, if I were a stupid internet jerk dweeb hole, "Satoshi-san is modding Pikachuu-sama". I... am a happy potato. Well then I think I'll just jump off a bridge then. Yay. I get to pick the bridge. The bridge will be....... drumroll please.. Commanche Narrows Nuclear Bridge, Savannah County, New Mexico. Yay! Woo! *clap* *clap* (Briggsgaveyouthe) *clap!* A LeHah-as-killer movie would be great. Only Lilblueeyes and I would survive, then... sex. What kind of fish do you not say the name of in polite company? The S-word fish! If I had a hammerhead shark, I'd hammerhead shark in the morning. Hammerhead shark in the evening. All over this laaaaand You're never going home, Frosty -- allied soldiers have a negative twelve percent of surviving from Normandy to Berlin. And you started six Normandies ago. Also, 117 percent of marriages end in divorce, so it's pre-chronological splitsville for you and Mrs. Frosty. "Sometimes I think the only thing you truly love is your luxorious down comforter and pillow case! Well, can a luxorious down comforter keep you warm on those cold lonely nights? CAN IT?!" Frosti's current music on his livejournal was: System of a Down - Chop Suey. I'm not sure what that is Wait. Chop is a synonym for ground. And Suey is a synonym for beef. And system is a synonym for Delicious. And "of a Down" is cockney for "cheeseburger made of" Hell, who cares? I gave up on Sprite in the 90s. I've been dry since 1997. I'm not the happy go-lucky guy I was in my youth -- because back then, what I really was was a spritaholic. I'd go into a Burger King and I'd make them regret the unlimited refills policy... and then I'd wake up a day later not knowing where I was with that tell-tale used swimming pool taste in my mouth. Geordi killed Hugh (in my exciting ST:TNG Fanfic, To Borg is Human) The MOAB is one attractive weapon. I like how orange it is. Got it to L32. But now my brain hurts. I'll get those other four levels in the morning. Beats that Walrein I was training earlier. Its last four levels were... totally ill, dawg. You know what the world needs? A Bill O'Reilly animated series. It could be on FOX Kids. He could have various Republican Adventures. You know, I haven't been writing lately. One reason is that I'm lost in Neopia. Stupid Neopets..Damn you Andrea! :) That's what my sister does on the interweb all day:( I love livejournals by stupid teenage girls. Monday: I met Brad! Brad is so great! I love him! Tuesday: Brad and I are meant for eachother! Sex is great! Wednesday: Went to a party! Feel bad for cheating on Brad! Thursday: Brad broke up with me! I always hated him! Nope, they're never getting back together, she hates him. She's with Ian now. Ian knows how to treat a girl (he bought her a sandwhich). (And the sex is great) Well, you know something, YOU'RE WORTHLESS! I went to that humansforsale site, put in your data, and it came up 0.01 And the .01 was the standard human transfer free. * LOAF pulls off his jacket to reveal a RACING SUIT covered in Google logos! Dammit, I hate public speaking. You know what I need to get me through this? Drugs. But where can you get *drugs* on a college campus? TO THE KOI POND! Who the hell arranges their socks? Well, it's different from us norms... Frosty has to make sure the frilly lace on the top doesn't tangle up... and he needs to poof the little sparkly balls on the toes... People make fun of Felicity a lot. It'll get worse when I get Felicity Season 2. And then worse for 3, worst for 4. Like buying the railroads in Monopoly. I didn't get to watch Enterprise last night :( I woke up at 2 AM and it hadn't downloaded. My IRC had disconnected. So I reconnected and grabbed it. But I'd fallen asleep on the floor by the time it arrived :( I woke up around 4 and burned the CD, but then I fell asleep on the floor again. Then I woke up at 5 and labelled the CD. But I fell asleep again. Yeah, which is a shame, because Anton's a good guy. Did I ever tell you about the time he and I went white-water rafting up at Diamond Cove? Sun of the bitch caught himself one heck of a catfish, I'll tell you what. O:-) is a horrible emoticon It's the emoticon for Smiling Arab. We destroyed the World Trade Center! O:-) What?! Luvdisc is evolving! *whoot* *whoot* *whoot* Congratulations! Your Luvdisc has evolved into Hatecube! I wonder what would happen if my /friends met my Friends... LeHah could get shot down by Rachel, Chauncy could make fun of NCODB. Oh, yeah, Frosty, *BRIGGS CALLED* ;) (He wants a copy of your CS notes from earlier).ü*** Frosty (Frosty-@155.42.28.90) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)ü He probably left to hand over those Cock Sucking notes to Briggs. Do they actually say "kekeke" or are they just stupid? They actually say that. Like how in France, Dogs say 'Oeuf'. Apparently every fan group has their eBay horse -- my brother bids on Kris Kristofferson things, and there's a horse that gets listed under Kristofferson. If they make me pick, I think I'll pick... hmm... Robocop, I guess. Robocop is pretty awesome, compared to a regular cop. Hmmm... it's 12:43... Trelane is 13 minutes overdue. If he's not back at 1:00, we'll assume he died giving his presentation. And as the last living SubTre, I'll assume command of his duties. My god man, the corpse is still warm! Trelane was a good man -- a flawed man, perhaps, but weren't any of us? No, no, this tragedy is too much to bear... too much to bear. Last night my teacher said 'segway' and I started laughing :( "This segways into our next point" And Frosty said 'I came to bury Caeser, not praise him!', and everybody laughed because he said 'came'... then Caeser got away. This is what you pay me for, after all Yup. Oh, that reminds me, your train full of gold bars melted again. As per our contract, when the train full of gold bars melts, you don't recieve anything. That happened to me in Railroad Tycoon a lot Remarkably, it happened to me in Super Mario Soccer a lot. I like the square one. Tetris would be easier if it was just all square ones. They should convert the factories that build the L's and the T's and such into just building square ones. Or at least provide some background fiction to explain why they don't. Oh, the other remarkable thing is that like a Zigzagoon, Chloe has the Pickup ability. She likes to collect small objects from around the house. Once she carried around a tiny plastic rifle for several days. Ah, Dr. Briggs. Or... have I travelled back so far in time that you've not yet achieved your fame? Maybe Frosty just doesn't know how to run IRC proplery. Wow, prop-lery. I purchased Superman's appendix from the proplery. Ohhhh at the Briggs-Burke candy mountain, you'll never wear no shoes! With the lollipop trees and the suction cup knees! At the Briggs-Burke candy mountain! I'd like to Johnny her Five, if you catch my drift ;) Grr, Bush is so incompetant. What kind of president interrupts a rerun of Friends? I'd so vote for him if he'd waited fifteen minutes and interrupted Will and Grace. how many CPUS did segacd have? 12 12?! that must have been a bitch to code an emu for No, Trelane is a Math Whiz. It's one step below a Math Major. IMO, it's cooler, because you get to put , WIZ after your name. Michael Gallagher, WIZ I'm not really interested in hentai, or as the Japanese call it "kiyushu". I shouldn't have stayed up trying to find a dragon scale Because I STILL FREAKING HAVEN'T. Wow, I just found one. That's amazing. Now I have to go release about a hundred Bagons I caught in the process. It's remarkable that there could be a stupider group of CZers than years past. I mean, these guys aren't just regular dumb. They're the kind of dumb that makes you honestly amazed that they can wake up in the morning and get out of bed without accidentally smothering themselves to death. You know what the great thing about Pepsi Blue is? The one and only great thing? It looks like a Cobalt Blue when you put it in a beaker. Hmmm... I wonder... could the sea have been made by the tears shed by Pokemon? Oh, wait, I don't wonder that, that's an idiotic thing to wonder. And at Borders at the mall they were playing the Enterprise theme on the... store... thing. It may be a horrible, horrible 80s rock song... but by god, it's *our* horrible, horrible 80s rock song. I need to find out what WildFire meant by that windows DV upgrade DV stands for Double Vaginal. It's for when Windows takes two dicks at once. I'm pretty sure SexyTeen69 sent me an e-mail about it. i should try this on women sometime You don't know any women. Besides, you'd probably be REJECTED... my brother was born in nineteen EIGHTY FOUR. [PopUp Fact: Frosty actually did play the Robin Williams part in the #WingNut reproduction of Good Will Hunting, several months ago.] Yeah, DKS needs to be sent to a former soviet bloc country and left there for two years. If I never brought DKS online, we'd never have learned to hate eachother. We'd probably have gotten married and I'd have left the interweb forever. And I'd be a high-powered lawyer or something. This'll be a fun week, my parents are going out of town, so I get the house all to myself... but can I foil the hilarious antics of two dim-witted burglars? I've also scheduled a skip-class event for Wednesday so I can see the Borg episode when it comes on. Maybe I'm just a sucker, but I'll bend over backwards to see Archer fight the borg. The tagline for the Lizzie McGuire movie is "She's leaving home/ to go to Rome". The tagline for *every* movie should be the plot in rhyming form. Star Trek: Nemesis -- "He's got a clone / who wants his bones" * LOAF Ham twoSlices - Major Kira (Disco Remix).mp3 According to signs at the mall, Frosty Bites. ...i luff my boyfriend:-*... What does the Almond family crest look like? No idea I guess it's Barrie'd deep in the past. Frosty is flying an airplane, and he announces to the passengers that they've reached the proper altitude. But he forgets to turn off the intercom, so they hear him say to the co-pilot "I could really go for a small Hawaiian Punch and the Italian Job about now." And so Briggs rushes to the front of the plane to tell him, and a businessman calls "Don't forget the small Hawaiian Punch" Lesbian porn? That's so gay. i just read my evaluations from pre-school They generally just add the 'extreme homosexual tendencies' thing as a joke. At least, that's what my boyfriend says. But I want you to know -- I want our children to know -- that when it came down to the wire, Benjamin Loaf Lesnick could eat lunch at 10:30. We were sitting next to these two trucker-type guys, big gruff looking men. And one was telling the other about how his sister had run away from home to get married. And his parents were angry because they wanted her to have "a big fairytale wedding."üAnd then the other trucker-y guy looks sad and goes "Aww, man, that's what I wanted." And the other guy turns all sympathetic and goes "Well, maybe when you renew your vows, you could do something big." And the other guy gets all excited and goes "Wow! I never thought of that! That'll be great!" Then we left. NCODB just wants some screenshots I took for him. But he's really really annoying. Also, I never took the screenshots. You don't talk to an Australian. You make up chummy words and hope they enjoy them. Enjoy flaping me sis u wam-chugger? That's why the government did that lobotomy on Byydo Yeah, they removed every reference to Lobot from Byydo's copy of The Empire Strikes Back. Whenever he watches the movie he becomes confused as to how Lando helps them escape at the end. When I was a kid I had this fantasy where I flew off into space in a giant spaceship holding all the worlds fish to keep them alive. Now I realize that's stupid: I can just kill everything but the fish. And I won't need a spaceship at all. I'll probably have to build some kind of laser that kills things when they evolve, though, for after I die. Foot in mouth disease is what SpaceBattles people get when they involve themselves in actual conversations. Yo, Frosty. I have a job for you. It involves bending over;) :( Trelane spilled my collection of beautiful marbles. I want you to bend over and pick them all up. Then put them in their container. going to bed 2:08 am How can it be 2:08? It's 12:38 here. Australian time Even if you're ten hours behind, it'd still be 2:38. Where's the extra half an hour? I'm in south australia I'll bet Fleur and Jacko had a hand in this. My sister says Chloe will evolve into Milotic because she's so pretty, but I think she'll evolve into Lindone because she's a Zigzagoon. Let me tell you, that has been the cause for some heated debates. You're a liar, a damned dirty liar. The kind of man who every woman wants to tame and every man also wants to tame. Wait, I'm thinking of lions. And these men and women are, specifically, lion tamers. Speaking of Frosty, why isn't he back from class yet? Well, Frosty has class at a pulsar node -- Ecruteak-128. For every hour that passes during his voyage to -128, a million years will pass on Earth. Wow, so we'll be dead when he gets back. The Bot will still be around though. We can use it to leave him a message Dear Frosty, in the slight chance that you live through this unauthorized 'Forever War' parody, your mother and I want you to know that we love eachother very much (physically). There's no pain where you are now, boy (in space). Sincerely, LOAF. Wow, WildWeasel is on Ecruteak-128. amazing, isn't it? I assume you're just one of the survivors from Frosty's company. We're here with news that Earth has invented the faster than light drive -- and that if you remain here, you'll die. We can bring you home. And there's Frosty! Frosty, we used our ftl ship to come and tell you you have to return. If you stay, you'll die and never come back. But my home is here. My family...ü There's no family on Ecruteak-128. You were sent here to die by a heartless federation, but we're going to take you home. Things have changed back there. Oh. Okay yeah, I'll come. I'm too lazy to turn my ASCII spaceship upside down, though. We're all doomed. My mom always yells at me when I tell her I hope someone will get AIDS:( "That'll take too long for them to die!", she yells. Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, evening tv? Well, predictability went out with Evan Zayner's creation of the Randomized Autorobot. The milkman was replaced by the fact that new methods of home-cooling allow store-purchased milk to last for up to a week. The paper boy was eliminated by the internet, which provides instant access to dozens of different papers. They still have evening TV, though. I stayed the hell away from milk when I was in France. Also, those auto-cleaning bathrooms. Those scared the hell out of me. I always assumed they sprayed you with radon when they auto-cleaned themselves. So I stayed the hell away from those. It's remarkable that I went for over a year without going to the bathroom. Multiplayer games are for choads. I didn't break my back becoming the least sociable person in the universe so I could log on to some kind of a center and jam it up with some loser from some place I hate. Moldovan women, usually, do not shake hands and, in either a business or a social setting, a nod of the head is acceptable when greeting or meeting a woman, or women. It is estimated that 40% of the adult women of Moldova (a former Soviet republic) have sold sex at least once. They had Japan-specific Switch ads. Maybe there'll be England specific ones. "I was chollying up my guvnuh when this chazwaggle done snatched my report! 'Anks to Macintosh, life is jolly rambus again!" If Gillian Anderson, star of Star Trek IV, taught me anything, it was that you can't kill whales. Because they're really just sent to the future. Life? You're askin' *me* about life? Life's the cold-hearted son of a bitch who pushes you down onto the electrified rail at the subway station and then laughs about it with his friends. Life's the stagnant swamp monster that envelopes young lovers, tearing apart their organs to give it the energy to kill again.üLife is the giant neon sign that replaces the home made candles when the mom and pop store on the corner gets torn town to build a strip joint. So you're askin' me about life? Yeah, my life's okay, I guess. Got to deliver a folder, brb Back You were gone for so long, I got worried. It was over in the TA Building. That's where they play Total Annihilation all day where naked women jump up and down. Well, I ain't not had 'nough of that, BRING IT! You ever heard of a thing called noughat? Noughat is amorphous candy strip -- and it takes away your freedom.ü* Frosty brings it.ü What now, sucka?ü You can TAKE IT FREAKING DOWN, CAUSE I'M BOUT TO GET BIZ-ZAY! Ehh, cheeseburger subs are a lot like sex... you thrust your erect penis in and out until you achieve climax. Of all your friends, Chris, this is the one whom I'd most like to see run over by a tractor, I think. I almost went to Wendy's yesterday. But I didn't feel like crossing the street. So I almost went to Burger King instead. But then I went to Barnes & Noble. This is what Aristotle called "The Wendy's/Burger King/B&N Conjecture" Aristotle was a brilliant man for his times, but you have to remember: he was a *Native American*. Damn kids were making fun of my amazing neon hat. Said people with blue neon hats were gay. Well, now that it's 2005 I can WATCH ANY STAR TREK EPISODE I WANT ON DVD! August 19th, 2005 is surely a great time to be alive! Well, if it isn't KrisV, present-time Prime Minister of Belgium. Present-time being the future. His radical ideas on neoclassical economics enabled him to seize the throne in a bloody coup. Of course, we all know this already, since it happened in the past It doesn't even bear having talked about in our present time (the future)! brb, I'm going to take my flying hypercar to the store for bagels. And now I'm back, having travelled faster than light And I'm back, too! brb, ultracoke dealer Ultracokes cost 2 Euros. Euros are the standard currency for vending machines in this present-time Yeah. Except in Europe. Where they use Americos. It was part of a culture exchange. I don't understand this picture of George Bush with the Lord of the Rings ring. If he were wearing it, wouldn't he be invisible? Hippies are so stupid. Following Tannim's life is great. She keeps saying she wants to marry {variable}, then that she doesn't understand why they hate her because she's going out with someone else now. I usually just say "I'd like the cheeseburger, please" instead of "One MegaJacks SuperBurger Extreme'n'Onions, please!" Then you dread the moment where the waitress will go "Oh, you mean the MegaJacks SuperBurger Extreme'n'Onions? WELL, SAY IT! SAY IT!" That's never actually happened, though. Grrr, my kissing fish are kissing the glass where my face is. That means they hate me. As I get older, Captain Janeway becomes more creepily attractive :( If I get any older, I want you to shoot me. Full of LSD. Frosty Strikes Out: A hilarious sex-comedy from the creators of Lyndonville! I Can Hear You! Jenna was the New Deal Inn's most sexalicious waitress. Asher was Old Saybrooke's favorite son. It was a match made in heaven... or was it? It's probably a scam. His arm probably got eaten by one of those pac man ghosts. And he's too embarassed to say he slept with a pac man ghost. So he made up this elaborate story about cutting off his own arm. Frosty, you better keep your head low. Trelane's pretty angry. You totally screwed up the Meat/Sauce ratio in the report. Stab them in the eye for me Chest for me. And Frosty wants you to perform a certain stimulating act on them. You don't have to do that one though, Frosty is operating outside of the chain of command That's right, he didn't fill out and submit form 41-J to the Council for What To Make Chris Do to the PA Guys. The CFWTMCDTTPAG doesn't take kindly to that sort of abuse. When you take a slice of pizza out of the box on the floor next to your bed the morning after you ate the rest, and just eat it when you're lying there -- you're living the dream. Well, I'd better get back to it, the Elite 4 aren't going to beat themselves. ALthough I assume that they would have had to at some point, so as to become the Elite 4. I would have been back earlier, but I got jewed in CounterStrike, nigger. I hope the events following 9/11 have taught our generation an important lesson: do not force our stupid, stupid children to read 1984 in middle school. I always had a thing for redheads. Redheads would make a quick meal of you Redheads were a herbivore. Al my mom is getting is a phone call. Don't refer to Al by name, or we'll know you're Sam and kill you. Instead, just talk unusually and we'll think your'e crazy. I like the Police better, but Sting is still good There are no The Police on IRC, Trelane. Also, when I was in 5th grade we had this book where the planet they go to is covered in grass that's made of crystals. And it cut people. I'll sell you a cute desk for 5,000 Ashers. After I finish this exam, I get lunch. Like how Shroedinger tortured a cat into hating him. My sister foolishly abandoned a bag of gummi worms and a box of cheez-itz in my room. So, I had a good weekend. There's some bad gummi stuff. There's an especially cheap variety of gummi that's awful. And they sell it in huge forms. Like "GIANT GUMMI RAT! TEN CENTS!" And it's as big as a real giant rat. And you're like all "Woah! A gummi that big would be great!" But then it isn't. Also, the harder kind of gummi isn't for all occasions, like Swedish Fish. There are times when you should eat Swedish Fish and times when you shouldn't. Like wearing white after labor day. Or before labor day, I don't really know. Also, when gummi things are coated with sugar. It's not bad per say, but it's not great. And it can hurt to eat it a little. Like, a gummi worm is, lets say, a seven on the scale. But a gummi worm with sugar coating is just a five. So, why put the sugar coating on? Eh? It just reduces it by two. I've had a lot of gummi sharks, let me tell you. I went to Sherwood Elementary School. Our mascot was the 'Sherwood Shark'. Later, I went to Sherwood High School. Our mascot was the 'Sherwood Warrior'. The Sherwood Warrior was Robin Hood. Wait, why are you here? Frosty went home, so they must have closed Lindone State College. And when they close the college, they shut off the power -- thus disabling your homo-emitter. Holo-emitter, even. Wait, both work. Can I have a cool control thing on my arm like Bobafet? No, but you can randomly pop out of your balls to annoy Team Rocket like Wobuffet. Operating on four hours of sleep has made me all weird. I'm all quick and manic and I react to all the sounds around me. Like an owl. Owls are gay. Gay like a fox. Catamarine, count to four, catamarine, then three more, catamarine, then you'll see... and so forth... Diego Her Nan? I just met her! Luckily that comet will crash on a planet, and those surviving will see my name and want to take vengeance! Luckily, holo-Ghost will teach them that the Voyager isn't their enemy. I liked it better when it was an episode of Babylon 5, and holo-Garibaldi had to convince people that Babylon 5 wasn't evil. Then kill them. Then some monks did something and the world ended. Babylon 5 was so weird. Mexico is scary. I went there for like twenty minutes once. It was terrifying. Full of people selling paper mache fruit and rugs. There's no future in paper mache fruit or rugs. There's not an industry developing new ways of making a piece of fruit out of old newspapers. "Alert the townsfolk! We've found out how to produce a better fake pomegranite!" Cheeses, I wish it was 15 minutes from now. I'm super duper tired. I'm like the kind of tired God was after he killed all those people (World War II). Jesus evolved into God when the Romans used a Thunderstone on him. From: Land on the Moon , Subject: 1 Acre of land on the moon 29.99 You can't own the moon, man. I hope so, I made myself a lunch pledge :( You shouldn't eat pledge, it's a polish I want shiney insides in case I get taken apart my a serial killer, though. "What about the Thessius Particles? How are they de-amplivated over the course of the atom reactor?" I'm glad you asked that question -- Dr. Stinger has done an impressive thesis on just that topic. Good sir, I'm doing a *one third* assed job on this paper as we speak! I have to give a speech tomorrow. I'm thinking between 60 and 70 percent of my ass will be used for that one. Hmm, the new $20 bill is fairly disappointing. I was hoping it'd have lasers and hot pink neon and holograms and holographs. But it's just a regular $20 with some blue and yellow on it. Yeah, Matrices. That'd be such an awesome name. Then you'd have stupid people at the theater pronouncing it wrong, "May-trikes" and whatnot "Honey-pea, what you say we reckin I done watch that May-trikes movie." or "Mattresses" The Mattress Reloaded. We could so write porn spoofs of movies. Which Line of the Enterprise Theme Song Are You? You're "They're Not Going to Hold Me Back"! They're not going to hold you back! Hmm, a Google Groups search for Trelane still brings up Trelane erotic fiction as the #1 thing. "Hmmm.....This story certainly has plenty of food for thought. I liked the scene with Trelane and Kirk, where he's trying to convince Kirk of Spock's feeling for him. I thought the dialog was really well done! And hot, hot stuff!! It's worth at least one hand job and a cold shower!" The universe needs to die. (Fast) People keep calling to ask where their classes are. And they're not there because it's exam week and exams have a different schedule than classes. I envy these people who go through life too stupid to remember that there's an exam to worry about. Yeah, Trelane and I were in the service together. Not the real service, though, the fictional service made famous by David Webber's Honor Harrington novels. Somebody remind me when the Wyldefyre Compact was formed In 1998, when WildFire- was squashed by a train and then rebuilt in smaller form using amazing technology. They had to rebuild WildFire- with y's and and extra e (y represents infinite smallness) They couldn't find I's with a compatible bloodtype Yeah, all the I's went to white guys, which is why he's so bitter. Solid! I'm already stealing the first Enterprise. Life was bad, but now it's good! Forever! Hmm, I think two of the Spikes are having seks. All of my fish are named Spike. Ying Meow is the NBA's greatest baseball player, a 10'2" Chinese gentlemen. So there's this commercial where he goes to the store to buy something with a check. And they won't take his check because he's Chinese. Even though he's famous. It's a startling commentary on society's prejudices and how everybody hates Chinese guys. Internet popup ads are grossly overestimating my desire for cheap tickets and the ability to spy on women. What I really wish I had, though, was a huge cock. It's great to think I'll be seeing two Enterprises tonight. My contacts tell me that the first one is really great and the second one is okay The second one is actually very good, but compared to the first one it sucks. Like if you were to meet an Allodon you'd go "Wow, a dinosaur!", but if you met an Allosaur first, you'd be pretty unimpressed by the Allodon. It's got a lot of half-naked gooey T'Pol in it. On the minus side, it also has a lot of half-naked gooey Dr. Phlox in it. Wow, Frosty didn't die in the train accident. I've got to try harder. Pokemon: Ecks vs. 5ever. Old Silas Thadderson's Radeon-train is going to travel through Yaw Valley in four days... I reckin' we could set some sort of 'splosive and then those thare Radeons would be ripe for the pickin'. They're doing Super Mario 3 for the GBA. So you can all prance about gaily with your toad mario and your fox mario and whatever the hell else you do. I-War in the US was Independence War: The War for Independence: The Independence Conflict: Independence in the UK. Yeah, I remember when President Bush (Sr.) travelled across the country on his own with his girlfriend and his nerdy buddy to play Mario 3 for the first time. They should do Ultima VII for the GBA. That'd rock the rockboat till the rocks come home from a rockin' night of rock-rock-rocking! Dinner was 85 bucks though. 85 per person? Or 85 for you and your date? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I, Lord Kelcon, laugh at your plight! Ah, but consider: * Lord Kelcon always tells the truth. * You know I am Lord Kelcon. * Therefore, logically, I always tell the truth. Thus, when I tell you that I am not Lord Kelcon, I must be telling the truth. But if you're not Lord Keclon, then you don't always tell the truthü So... you *do* believe that I'm not Lord Keclon. Damn, the Robo-Men of my time period would have exploded in confusion by now! Why would ten thousand years in the past have a better cy-brain? Unless... you're... still human! What?! Cpl_Hades is evolving!ü... ... ... *woosh* ...üCongratulations! Cpl_Hades evolved into Sgt_Cock! The finale of Dawson's Creek was called "All Good Things Must Come To an End" :( One of the girls in my class last night said she was taping it. I told her she was missing two Enterprises. She didn't really care. You know what Star Trek season finale had an appropriately awful get-together at my house? Voyager's Endgame. A girl crashed her car into somebody elses when she was leaving my house. I guess that went well with the theme of Voyager's last episode crushing our hopes for a good ending. Well my brother already has a bunch of lizards and a toad. So he had all the stuff. I couldn't just let the little guy hop around on a bloody stump. You should have just put him down, it would be best for your whole family. Then dealt with the injured frog somehow One of these days I'll become so powerful a Jedi that no one needs to worry about urine.