A. What does FAQ stand for?
FAQ stands for Fair Average Quality. This condition describes a situation in which the average quality of a statistical analysis is fair, or below-average. This makes no sense.

B. What does HDAP stand for?
Hot Dipped Aluminized Paint. Note that this is completely unrelated to the HDA (Hispanic Dental Association).

C. Who wrote this FAQ?
It was a joint effort between Mike Gallagher and Bandit LOAF. We wrote it to answer your questions about things, plus I was really bored. If you find errors in the FAQ, please contact mcgallag@gmail.com or loaf@wcnews.com

D. Has anyone ever considered cross-breeding wolves and coyotes?
Yes, Mother Nature herself actually. Coyotes and wolves have been known to interbreed, though it is relatively uncommon.

E. What is the mythos surrounding the Freemasons?
Back in the early 1880s, the Masons' Guild of Southern Utah was under a strict and unjust leadership by Count Leopold Jergen, also the founder of the Irish Republican Army. After years of harsh working conditions and high taxes imposed upon the Masons by Count Jergen, many of the Masons formed their own independant organization. In order to fight the monopoly on the Masonry market that Count Jergen and the Masons' Guild held, the new Masons' organization offered their services free of charge to gain a share of the market. Though they eventually started charging money, this Freemason tactic was crucial to defeat the evil Count's armies.

F. Where can I find a map of Kenya?
We get asked this question so frequently that I prepared a map with MicroSoft's Paint program:

G: What can you tell me about the Incan system of government?
The Inca Empire (oft referred to as the 'Great Green Nation') was composed of three principalities: Quaztical, Kristal and Ugersparde. Each principality was ruled by a trio of "unklryls" (literally 'sub-kings'), all of whom were loyal to an divinely selected 'overking'. All decisions of government were unanimously decided by the sub-kings before being brought to the attention of the overking.

H. What are the side effects of smoking?
Cigarettes make you look cool and sophisticated. They provide a soothing dizzying sensation in your brain upon consumption that lasts for a brief period of time. In addition to making you get cancer and die, they make you look more attractive to members of the opposite gender which will hopefully lead to the act of coitus. Cigarettes are a standard custom for many people to consume after a fulfilling meal or after fornication, as it gives a smooth feeling that compliments all meals and sexual favors.

I. What is Michael Medes up to these days?
After the Pakistan Sucks! 3D project was scrapped by management at eSoftware Company, Inc., Medes took a brief hiatus from software development to get some much-needed rest and vacation time. After spending three months in the Florida Keys, he has gotten back together with his development team from Medes Systems and they are working on a new secret project, of which we have to learn the details. In a very generic press release, Medes stated merely that it will be an action/RPG much like MarZBall, but he vehemently denies that it is a sequel.

J. What is the blue-book value for a 1995 Ford Limewave in 'fair' condition?
$4,260, with a +/- $100 variation depending on the quality of the valve shaft unit.

K. Where does the term 'active quadrangle' originate?
In mathematics, an 'active quadrangle' is created when two or more motile di-angles become linked in a causal chain. Dr. Alex Morvan originally theorized the existence of the active quadrangle when he found that two sedentary di-angles could be transposed to form a single motile object which, naturally, had variable mass and volume data.

L. How should I go about transplanting a small tree?
The first step is to prepare the site of the recipient. Once the Tree has been removed from the donor, the amount of time it will survive on its own is limited. Dig a small hole just slightly bigger in diameter than the trunk of the tree itself, this allows for better rootage and chlorophyll assimilation in the new environment. A good estimate for depth of the hole is 30% of the tree's above-ground height. If the tree you're transplanting is an Elm, be sure to line the outer rim of the hole with a Nitrogen-Based Soil Solvent.

After the hole has been prepared, begin removal of the Tree from its current location. Dig roughly a half-foot outward from the Trunk itself. After digging six to eight inches deep into the ground, plant an Eco-Friend brand hydrogen explosive. Be sure to use Eco-Friend or a similar brand (ask your local Nursery if you're not sure if your brand is safe) otherwise the Hydrogen can damage the tree. Detonate the explosive to dislodge the rest of the Tree from the ground. At this point timing is critical, the Tree will not survive more than five minutes exposure to the atmosphere. Once you have placed the tree in the recipient hole, cover immediately with a soil enriched especially for trees.